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Published on Jun 14, 2011
An ancient Chinese wise-man once said, "If you try hard enough to be hardcore, one day you will achieve your goal." This wise-man's name was riceboyliu. I'm so hard I should change my name to MC Poser.
Special thanks to thatguy572 for making an appearance, thatguy572 and TheBlankCards for filming and yiyyi21 for aid and guidance with editing. Song written, recorded and produced by me. Beat created by me using FL Studios. Video directed by me and edited by me with help from yiyyi21.
Lyrics: I can't do this anymore, I've had enough of you pricks, Forget fork and knife, I need to use chopsticks. Cuz everybody knows chopsticks are sick, Put two of them together, that's the length of my dick. Man, you don't need a fork or a knife, I wouldn't use that crap to save my freaking life. Man, usage of those utensils will only cause strife, I knew a guy who used a fork and he got divorced by his wife. Me and this guy were in an argument, it was almost a fight, Bout which utensil was best, yeah, so I knew I was right. Cuz everybody knows chopsticks are tight, "You wanna fight?" He said, "Alright." I knocked him out, goodnight. The other day I had a meal at Panda Express, They asked if I wanted chopsticks so of course I said yes. Cuz everybody knows chopsticks are the best, By the way I got an A on my calculus test.