 What? Eat your every tooth. You shouldn't have glued to this shit. This nigga has done every interview I've done. Hey, man. Somebody has to give a fuck. Hey? Without this shit? Listen, man. She gonna stay here? Space is no count on it. He be driving now and do this shit. Hey, dude, I come through. You don't have to tell him. He's a good guy. He's a good guy. Hey, man. You got a job. You got a job. I'm a good guy. You got a job. Hey, man. You got a job. You got a job. You got a job. I'm gonna do this shit. You got a job. You got a job. You got a job. I come through just to get down there, you know what I mean? He get down here. I think he got a job. Damn. It's not working. Everybody working, man. It's working. I'm so dope, nigga. Appreciate it. Damn. We got the OG in here, man. I'm so excited. I ain't even bringing on a whole fight. One of the oldest niggas in town. Come on, man. This shit. This nigga. I don't even know where to start with the intro. He's literally been on everything. That black entertainer would want to be on movies. And then some. And then some. Come on. Right on the road. Come on. This is one of the real life rock stars of the comedy game. Motherfucker than dead. So much shit that we don't even know about, man. Been writing on some of the number one shows on TV. Heating everything. Showing up. Got an old Spice commercial. He got an old Body Watch. Come on. Nigga be crying on the commercials. This is the spot. Oh, he should take the old Spice. He got his own old Spice. This nigga walking around smelling like pirate ship wood. I don't know, man. I don't know. Driftwood. Driftwood. I think that's a bit of pirate ship wood. Some shit. But yeah. He dead serious when they say. Did you touch my old Spice? Get my whole rundown. Bitch, my old Spice is in the middle. See, out of all of this. He got all the accolades that he can get. All the accolades. About what? 10 seasons. I don't even count him no more. I just know that he got something to do with it at this point. About 10? All of them. All of them. How many did they have? So good that you got to be on camera. You don't wrote too much good shit. We did get you two more seasons. Come on. Jizz on top. Jizz on top. We gonna round up. We gonna round up. These about about two. About twelve. About twelve. About twelve. No shows have ever been longer than however. Man, nigga did 87 seasons. Nigga did 39. You condensed them. Nigga was on seventy, son. Man. No, man. But out of all of them highlights and accolades, man, you got to make sure that you say that this nigga from Chicago, man. None other than B.R. Cody. Come on, man. Hey! Sorry to interrupt. Hey! She did. You got some of the funniest shit that Netflix has to offer, man. What? Oh, Cap. How you been, man? Resistently. Welcome to the trap, man. These things on one eye. Very first episode. They called in and talked on the phone. Talked shit for about two hours. I grew this shit. Now you're here for real, for real. I was like, y'all like very first few. It was like two or three or something. I did. You called us. Yeah. I was on y'all fucking shows, man. Appreciate it. Yeah. I was telling Los. I said, man, I was walking through y'all studio, man. And they almost cried walking through this motherfucker. I go, man, just, just, just, I mean, any time a comic accomplished shit like this, you just thinking, I'm quite sure y'all did it too. Y'all got to walk through this motherfucker and go, jokes brought this motherfucker. Hell yeah. I just straight up brought this. God, but God gave you the jokes. Facts. Facts. Because it's a lot of motherfuckers telling jokes. They ain't got studios. Right. So it's a lot of motherfuckers got God. They ain't got studios. They got God. They got studios. So therefore, I'm just saying, y'all, I was like that, y'all security system is like, God damn. Well, fucking let you know you're walking in the white motherfucker. Nick, that motherfucker. Welcome to 85. I'm up for the team. You got COVID and shit. No cap. This nigga's saying you got a fever. You have a fever. This nigga's sick. This nigga's sick. No cap. Yo, man. We're the coldest homies. Yo, I think it's mad. Thank you. Appreciate it, man. Pioneer like you, man, have paid away in the game and still doing it like longevity. That's what I take from being on the road. We see it in D.L. and Earthquake. It's like, it's a different level. Like it's comedy, but it's like a different. You see why these niggas are the MJs. Yeah. You dig what I'm saying? Like Kareem Abdul. You see why. You feel it? Absolutely. And you one of those ones. I used to sit and watch comedy views as a child. And you would come out with the pen and pen. And I'd be like, but it's about every, but every time I knew, I was like, this motherfucker come with it. I don't give a fuck. Who own it? This nigga gonna have something. I used to deliver it and everything was so poor. I was like, you know what? Stage control. Stage prison. And you show some shit, too, that you was writing these jokes. And a lot of times, you know, part of the stand-up is you make it look effortless. But you would show like you took time and crafted these shit with the strike doing shit. Like it was funny in the end of itself. But it was also showing motherfuckers that was coming up. Like when we got ready, when I started doing comedy, like, oh, this nigga. Oh, he put some thought into this shit. Like, oh, okay. So this is like, I understood what a workout room was before I ever worked out doing comedy seeing that shit. I appreciate this. You know, I've always felt like it ain't how you laugh. It's you, them laughing. Right, right, right. It's the point. I think nicks get caught up in how they laugh. Right, right, right. That ain't the point. It's how you laugh. You know, motherfucking bombing is funny. You know what I mean? Actually, yeah, you laugh at that. Yeah. And I thought like, who would make that funny? I would. And so I purposely do a joke that don't work, whatever you said. And it becomes just as funny as anyone that I wrote because it doesn't work. Right. You know what I mean? It's funny to see me fail. Right. You mastered that. But yeah, but you got to be confident enough to fail. Right. You know? And so I would always sound trippy, but it's like. It's hard to make it not funny, funny. Right. Yeah. You mastered anything that can be, because anything can be funny. Anything can be funny. Right. That's how I look at it. Right. Shit. Fucking up can be funny. Yeah. I feel like you, Dave, when it comes to the pen, you feel me like, because I worked on my material and my material has been improv and jokes I've written. And I wrote the way where I'm like, okay, that's good. That's great. Got to this point. But I see the level of penmanship that I'm like, okay, these motherfuckers are writing. Yeah. Yeah. I need, I want to go in the writer's room and see how they, I want to see the thought process. Like I love that shit. I want to see the thought process of how they come up with that. Yeah. Because still as a nine years in the game, I'm still trying to figure out premise. Push nine. Set up. Okay. You may know it, but like you said, anything can be funny. And that's why I admire comedians like y'all because y'all will sit there and be like, nigga, it's never a dull moment when you want to those true comedians. Yeah. I got a new 30 minutes anytime I walk. Let me ask you this though, man, because I had seen you at all kind of comedy rooms across the country. Like no matter what level of success that you got to, you never stop going to work out rooms and showing love to the, to the uncle rails and the red keyboards and you know what I mean? And the shit like that. So like you stayed in the circuit around the community. That's, that's, that's where the real shit is. Like it ain't going in stages. If you know, I mean, y'all niggas do arenas and shit. Like, you know, sitting on that stage. That's one thing, but I'm going to say this about y'all. Because treat an arena like a club facts. Y'all do. Y'all motherfuckers being there talking directly to this motherfuckers. Right here is shit. Almost like you could touch the people. Me personally, when I'm at arena, I'm kind of locked in on my shirt or whatever. I'm at the comedy club. I could touch my fuckers and see them. Bring them to your world. Yeah. Bring them to my world. It's just, it's just that, it's just that practice. You know what I mean? As far as just constantly getting out there and making it happen and touching the people, you got, you got to touch the people. Me personally, and I tell y'all this, this is a lot of comedians. If you're listening right now, writing material, man, isn't just always sitting there doing this. It's living and shit. You know what I mean? And you got to put yourself, you got to put yourself in situations you would normally be on a regular basis. Right, right. If you do that, then you're going to come up with material all the fucking time. If you're doing the same shit every day, you're going to be talking about the same shit. And you're going to be doing the same fucking material because you're fucking around, eating the same food, going to the same fucking bar, hang with these same motherfuckers. One day, one day, Nigga, just go up and go to, Nigga, go to a dog show. Straight up. Just go, just go sit in that motherfucker. And you sit there, you're going to be like, what the fuck is going on in here? And then you're going to go to the club like, Nigga, I just went to this dog show. These niggas have been spending $15,000 on the dog. Right, right. Nigga, I'm buying a car with $15,000. You know when you're going... It's informative, too. You off to the right. You ain't even really writing. Right, it's there. You write yourself. You just, you went. Right. And then it's right yourself. Right. Yeah, but niggas be going to the same shit all the time. And so they talk about the same shit. Nigga, I would go to a motherfucking medieval castle, Nigga, and just sit in that motherfucking nigga dead ass. Don't buy medieval niggas. Yo, they got to sit there, and I come out, Nigga, I got a new five, and then a new 10. Yeah. Yeah, that's how you do that shit, though. Right, right. Gotta live life. Get your hands over it and go to that farm. Bring me another hand. Bring me another hand. She's the mean-reader. She's the mean-reader. Like it is. Yeah. But what kind of... Away, away. I had a son. He's the mean-reader. So the turkey legs roll with children. He's the mean-reader. It depends on all of them. So what started you? Like, who inspired you? What did this journey start? You don't get anybody to say it's a comedian, but sometimes it didn't pick us. Shit, right. It's Chicago, man. Sittin' up my boy. Nigga, Nigga, Nigga, Nigga, Nigga. Just always thought I'd thought differently, and he was like, man, I bet you weren't gonna stage with me. Like $50, right? I was like, all right, I'll go up. They wouldn't let me up for like three weeks, and then finally they let me on stage, and like, you know, I knew then, I was like, my purpose. You know, a lot of motherfuckers don't know their purpose. You down here living, you don't know your purpose at all. And motherfuckers, it's miserable. You don't know your fucking purpose. And I'll get fuck what it is. It's niggas that's parking attendants sittin' there tryin' to go, what the fuck? You know, but you probably was in a relationship with a motherfucker, and you was locked in a relationship with your purpose. Right. A lot of niggas just like that. A lot of niggas right now sittin' at home probably watching this. Sittin' with they boo, not living their purpose, cause they in a relationship. They purpose. So baby, you said get single and live your purpose. Yeah. And fuck these hoes, man. Fuck these hoes. Fuck these hoes. Fuck these hoes. Fuck these hoes. Fuck these hoes. Fuck these hoes. Fuck these hoes. Fuck these hoes. Fuck these hoes. Get unemployed and it's in. You know what I'm sayin'? Niggas, you got to live your purpose, live your purpose. And then get in a relationship. That's a relationship like a retirement plan. Niggas like... Can't live a retirement plan. You know, a lot of motherfuckers do that. They can start looking for somebody else's shit. Security and shit. Live your purpose and then get in a relationship. You guys, niggas be a stepdad before they make $10,000. You don't even know how to be a real dad. But you a stepdad person. That's a jumpy. You a stepdad. That's crazy. You and y'all got a pre-trial to follow this. This niggas got three months of scrims. This niggas got... I don't know where stepdad's at. I'm about to break his account. Alright, I think I got a little bit of experience from my own kid. I got a little bit of experience from my own kid. There you go. That's hilarious. You a stepdad before a rip. This niggas out there is like this. Yeah, yeah. Have you in a relationship too fast? You a stepfather before you a real father? Yeah. Yeah, because she already got kids and she pregnant with your baby. Your baby in here. You gotta think about it. I'm gonna stepdad this. I'm gonna stepdad this before we're a nation. You ain't got no kids. You ain't got no kids. I ain't gonna lie. No, no, no. A young body, I really didn't feel like... You gonna switch to peck. Yeah. It was Myra's mother, bitch. I mean, I watch her, but... I ain't gonna tell you if the niggas do something. Oh, you wasn't gonna say anything. Yeah, nah. I was like, no. Niggas do whatever you want. They jump it off shit. I was like, they didn't trip. Did you buy them shit? Who? I couldn't eat by myself. That's what I'm saying? He used to use like I'm used to you, bitch. We fighting for the same resource. He got a bag. Hey. I think I ought one. Then he got shoes and shit. I'm trying to be like little man, man. It ain't cold, man. No cap. Yeah. That's real. That's crazy. You got value of purpose. That's how the stage hit me. The first time I went up there, coming down, I knew, all right, this is what the fuck I was supposed to do. So that's how your shit hit you, too. You knew it. It's like, I couldn't sleep that night the first time I did that shit. I stayed up all night. I still can't. After the show, I can't go to bed for shit in the world. I sat in adrenaline. My stomach started hurting like a bitch after I did my first set. I felt like I got kicked in my shit. I had to go sit on the curb, but I knew I was like, this is what the fuck I do. Yeah, it's a whole different feeling. My first show was on the Perkz set. I was tripping. I ain't know what it was, nigga. I'm like, you think I'm going to do a cover? I'm like, I'm going to rap, nigga. These y'all got me fucked. I just want to perked. I'm going to rap. They been asking me stuff. Alright, we can do it. Make sure you get the tickets, man. Hit the link. I'm putting my hands on this one. This is that one personal stand. Perkz set, we went in 1996. That one personal stand. It's live right now. Click the link in his bio, my bio. I go to inourcust.com, man. Get what we going to be at. What's the line thing? It's that Selma clock. Selma. You did good your first time on stage? Niggas was lucky that me, though. You did good on your first time on stage? Yeah, nigga. I got like a... Back then, if two niggas stood up, that was a standing ovation. Yeah. Oh, once niggas get on their feet, it could be one novation. I got a hold. I got a hold. Somebody up. Yeah, nigga. You got two motherfuckers standing up for me, man. And I was like... Damn. No, this is like dope. Right. I was killing. I only had, like, five minutes, and I ended up getting on this show called Comic Justice. Four months. I remember that shit. Four months after I started. Like, it goes to my host? Yep. Yep, I remember that shit. I got on this shit. Four months after that, and then eight months after that, I was on Def Jam. That shit started. And I only had... Now, when Def Jam hit, I only had, like, 14 minutes. Right? And I did seven on Def Jam. And after that, the shit blew up. They sent me on tour. And I was supposed to do 20 minutes. Ooh, hot idea. When you're gonna add them extra seats. Niggas, I was on that motherfucker finding out everybody's birthday. Ah! Ah! Who got birthday today? Who got birthday today? Yeah, I know. It's birthday. Who's from out of town? We call that shit. What's your name, baby? What's your name, baby? I did that shit for about 10 minutes. And I did more than seven. Right, you good. And then I, like, played the song. Like, y'all remember this? Yeah. I did that shit for about five minutes. I was off that motherfucker. I did three cities. And the tour, man. Y'all remember this? Yeah. Good point of view, man. That shit. That is hilarious. So, I don't remember the 10-0. Yeah. Y'all know all that shit. That was that one. Y'all know it. Y'all know it. You put a mic on him. Y'all know it. That's my town. That shit. Crazy, baby. Oh, shit. I'd say the third show. Right. Gay Capri was spinning and all that shit. I ain't shit. Gay Capri. Def Jam shit, nigga. Joe Torres hosting, coming out shit. Third show, nigga. I ain't doing that well. They know I'm out there bullshitting, right? But I'm thinking I'm getting away with it, but I'm not. Nick came to me and was like, here go your ticket. Gave him my ticket to go home. From the tour? Yeah. Damn. I ain't had enough material. Damn. I'm sitting there, boy, nigga. I got my Def Jam hat on, jacket. I don't even want to go home, nigga. I don't even want to go to Chicago. You know, like, you bought all this shit. I got all that shit on, nigga. I'm sitting there, nigga. Nigga, I didn't even want to go home because I told everybody I was on tour. Right, right. So if I went home, nigga, and I ain't go outside for, like, two weeks, nigga, I wouldn't go home. Damn. Nigga, I stayed here the rest of the tour. I stayed here the rest of the tour, nigga. I love the tour. The tour was, like, shit, like, for months, but only had, like, I think I had, like, six dates, seven dates. Uh-huh. And I did, like, three, and then that's when they took me off the shit. Damn. You were the first nigga to court me. Nigga, I was hurt, nigga. I was hurt. So what? Well, I know that it's not true. So I know that that boosts your motivation. So this is what happened. When I sat there, I was like, I got to start writing. Right. And that was the, that was the shit. That made me start writing. I started writing and writing and writing. And after that, my fucking start seeing me writing Second City and then in Chicago, they see me writing sketches and shows and jokes and writing and writing and writing. But it took that to make me the fucking writing shit and shit. After that, that's what kicked that shit off. And next thing you know, I was writing for Ricky Smiley when he was hosting Comic View and that shit led to me writing for Conan O'Brien and writing for all kind of great motherfuckers and shit. But if the niggas didn't kick me off that tour, you wouldn't put that spark up on you. Oh, you're still bitch. Y'all remember this song? Nigga, I'm still bitch. I'm still bitch. I'm still bitch. I'm still bitch. I'm still bitch. I'm still bitch. I'm still bitch. Where the torches ran. Ain't no torches. Ain't no torches. Ain't no torches. My man, you going to the bathroom. That shit won't go through. No, you got that shit won't go through. You spotted it going to the bathroom. You spotted it going to the bathroom. What you doing? Don't care. But that's why it's fun for us to hear y'all journey. To be like, all right, what spark, that pimmy shit. You got to understand, we hear it. We hear it as niggas in the game. And I just be sitting there like, bro, they do it with such a ease, man. And it'd be like, everybody can attest to it. We all think of all funny shit. But it'd be just how we're going to pin it. Right. How we going to write it. Like you say, experiences, they write it itself. But it'd be like, you can tell when a motherfucker put that pin on that panel. Yeah, yeah, it's definitely a system. And you got to figure it out. And that shit didn't hit me to be real with you. That shit didn't hit me until about eight years into the game. Maybe seven. I know how to write some shit or whatever. But as far as that shit come, fluently like that, I can sit back and do like I do now when I write shows and write for award shows and all that shit. That shit is just like I'm conditioned right now. And then when you're working for a late night TV show, you got to do that shit for that fucking night. You got to do that shit. You got to motherfucking, not only do you got to write it, you got to produce it. You got to motherfucking cast it. You got to get props. You got to get all that shit. You performed a lot of shit. You performed a lot of it too. So a lot of people don't know that comedians are, we go through a lot of trouble. So how do you stay in that mind, stay knowing that you're a regular person and you go through your own shit and you dealing with real life shit, but you got to go up here and write a fucking joke. Well, that's the part that motherfuckers don't see in shit. You know, they don't see what niggas go through, you know. I know it's been many times niggas, all y'all, y'all done been out fucking miserable. Bitch tripping, boys stole some shit over that when somebody come in front of you. Hey, man, let's take a picture. Listen, you got to put that smile on and you got to do that shit and that shit just be like, you ain't even in, you ain't never in your mind frame, you know what I mean? So what you have to do is you have to know that the misery is the job. Once you realize that, then everything else will kind of fall in place. You won't be as disappointed because expectation brings heartache. You can't have that shit. You can't have, you can't be expecting shit. You have to go into this motherfucker and be like, yo, I'm going in here and I'm bombing the night. And whatever good come out this motherfucker, I'm going to put this shit to the side. I know you should have looked at it the other way, like I'm going here and do good or whatever. But that expectation is going to bring you heartache. Me personally, it's just going to work for me. I go in that go. I got 10 jokes, two going to work. Let's go. And I go in that motherfucker and I bomb my ass off with them two. Them motherfuckers right there going to motherfuckers be fired. I'm going to grab them two, put them in the bag and I'm going to write 10 more. Two of them going to work. Put them in the bag. I'm going to keep doing that shit. And there you go. Until I got the motherfucking out. Is that the working process until now you got to go shoot your specials because I know you ain't in the mind to stay there. I'm going to go bomb. Look at you guys. I will work for a bomb. But you're not afraid of that failure. That's the point that I'm making that you got to be afraid of that failure. You got to go in the mind frame. Because motherfuckers are gold. You'll go to an open mic see niggas ripping and shit. You won't even have the balls to go. You're going to get shit or whatever just because the energy in the room is fucking popping. You be like, let me do my old shit so I can stay afloat. That's how it is. You do not want to bomb. You worried about bombing in front of the motherfuckers because they going to be on it. You ain't trying your new shit because you're scared to. This is the time you try all your new shit. Every time I do a comedy club and I'm there doing five, six, seven shows the first show I do that's going to be the worst show. Because that's going to be the show I'm trying all my new shit out that I can find out what I'm going to use for the rest of the week. But that first show, every first show Thursday, first show Friday, whatever that is that motherfuckers is goddamn terrible. So now when they see this they're going to be like, don't get the first show. He's excited. He's excited. But you, you five five but it's funny to watch me bomb. Right, right, right, right. Yeah, Deion sold out all weekend except Thursday. Not a first show on Friday. The first show really fries. The first show really fries. First show on Friday. What's the importance of, you know doing shows throughout the week because I see you just did your special and everything and that was phenomenal. And then I see you come do a weekend on the road and then come back through the week and then still do three, four, five shows in the middle of the week. How important is that for comedians? So I'm in a position now where, you know I did the special when I dropped the special I went right into filming. And so I haven't been able to live because I've been pretending to be somebody else. And when you doing that shit I can't live so I really ain't been nowhere and that's why I wrote material before I went to go film and I had a whole bunch of shit written but when I started filming I wasn't living so therefore I didn't have no jokes. So I had one show that I was supposed to do in Atlantic City at that time so I went to go work out the shit that I did have and try to see if that shit worked and thank God like at least fucking 40% of that shit worked and therefore I had enough material to do the show shit but I was like like right now nigga I'm jokeless like a motherfucker because I lived I've been filming this shit so once I'm done filming then I can live and I can go out and do this thing That's your whole process so when you did your special you like room jokes over with I ain't telling them ever again that done never touching the stage not saying not that shit so what I will do is I will do some jokes that's from like way older special like something that's like I did on my first special or some shit like that I'll regurgitate those and use those as a bridge until my other shit worked but as far as anything from my last special and the special before that and the shit that I dropped on YouTube you would never hear any of that shit ever cause that's the job we ain't rocket scientists and shit we ain't construction workers nigga you think nigga that's it you think about what's funny but they swear to this shit just be like y'all be like this all the time and I had this dinner to tell you I just went through some shit and yo bro thank you but take this piss you know how many motherfuckers I let down on a daily basis niggas come around and be like hey and I just be like fuck it bro I just you know what I mean like any comic ain't no motherfucking pie in the face nigga I'm just not nigga I let down a lot of people they come around thinking I'm just soft chewing and tap dancing and I'm more like a cerebral motherfucker I go in the room and shut the fuck up listen to everybody and then leave out that motherfucker and write some shit but I listen to everybody in the fucker room and I learn how to play the room that way too you know go in the room and shut the fuck up if you talking about dogs and you talking about how much you hate cats and how you love cars and shit and how you love fish and shit when it's time for me to talk I can agree with all that shit y'all said and I probably disagree with it I know how to play the room I know what to say I know how to lead that motherfucking and have motherfuckers going that motherfuckers great and I walk out the door like god damn you know what I mean but it's not how to play the room though it should help like in writer's room too writer's room is great too see the thing I'm give you another tip if y'all get a motherfucking show anybody get a show do not fill your fucking writer's room like you and shit this is going to be bullshit every writer's room I have nigga I got a motherfucking now I can't stand I hate that I can't stand that motherfucker because me and this motherfucker gonna constantly fucking go at it which is now okay I should give nigga a real tutorial about Atlanta some Atlanta shit down a lot of people be saying that they from Atlanta doing all that I ain't never really went to no APS school man you feel me like Atlanta public school you got four to count now let's break it down show's it made up every show you know got conflict you know what I mean like Martin it was Pam and Martin it's conflict so why would you have your room on some old everybody getting together shit y'all write the same shit your writer's room gotta be justice conflicted as the fucking show is so anytime you get a motherfucker you see a motherfucking people like I hate this nigga hire him hire that mom real shit fuck that nigga that's the nigga to get because then you and that nigga gonna sit back and argue constantly you gonna come up with shit motherfucker be having different approaches that's the shit oh this motherfucker you think like this man I had this one nigga that used to work on this show of mine the show I had called Black Box and shit I had on TBS and shit yeah Black Box shit I had this black dude on the show he hated black women he ain't fucking no black culture he ain't fucking none he a nigga he black people embarrassed him and shit and this motherfucker's like yeah I don't like the women and none of that shit and this nigga used to say that shit all the time and this nigga's like keep that nigga away from here and I was like nah hire that nigga we hired that nigga we wrote the men that nigga argued every day nigga we wrote the best shit in the world you know what I mean so if you ever get a room nigga get the motherfucker you hating that motherfucker so how did you go scout a motherfucker you over here cuz we hating him nigga you be in comedy clubs nigga you know niggas you know niggas you don't like nigga that's the problem so it's like you giving them a job but it's like it's to get the best shit it's to get the best shit I get some niggas you don't like in this motherfucker I know it sound weird it sound weird but it's some bullshit I guess it's some bullshit but you gotta put your ego aside in order to hire that motherfucker in order to get with it you know what I mean I mean it work I'm telling you so how do you keep it on that basis instead of a nigga coming in trying to play the the snake role trying to get you out when you don't got the nigga high nah nah he ain't gonna do that like he already know it's my show so therefore he ain't gonna do it like that but he gonna be opinionated and that's what I'm hiring for I'm hiring a motherfucker to be opinionated I wanna know why you hate black women so much talk to that nigga on the phone or something I ain't gonna get you into my workspace nigga I want that nigga I know my black women speakerphone right now that's picture that nigga cause I love black women hope it he gonna say some shit you never woulda thought of you woulda never thought of that's what they do because you don't think like them you know what I mean most women gonna say some shit you you gonna say some shit you gonna be like nigga what the fuck is you talking about but then you gonna be like that's the episode did you see the game taking it that way like even when you started writing you was like but you said the writing is what kinda got you but it started I had this other show that was gonna be on Comedy Central called Super Black and I hired a whole bunch of niggas and we sat in the motherfucker ate chicken smoked weed niggas we kicked it in that motherfucker niggas ain't wrote one good episode damn we had a good time with that motherfucker niggas we was blackest fucking that motherfucker niggas chillin but that's the nigga you need to be hired right now when are we gonna do the show that's the nigga you fired when are we gonna write this episode when are we gonna write this when are we gonna write this shit what the fuck you talkin about next episode of niggas nobody's like nigga next thing you know the niggas is like yeah grab your shit fuck out of here you was in there everywhere it wasn't no two week no there's no man they just looking like hey I'm guys all you guys are fired thank you later grab your shit you like deon after that blunt let that be the last one let that be the last one I'm gonna tell you right now you're going on black we're having a blackout we're ever going black for a day or two pack your shit they're not calling you back can we just flip the set for the all white shelf that's smooth so have you ever well you say you ain't scared to fail but like what's your favorite cause I come from theater so the arenas I know the different feeling from theater arena, comedy club my favorite is always comedy club cause it's intense I can bring them into my world I know the arena is more so like okay here's the show and theater is kind of like it's in between it depends on how it's set up so it's like what's your favorite to perform in comedy club comedy club is my favorite because it's less people and when it's less people you can fix a problem easier that way you can you can alternate your shit and whatever comedy club and shit theaters you know they dope but it's intimate comedy club is more intimate you know what I mean so I always go to a room I just be popping up the shit I did it down here in Atlanta how you find them? shit I just call all you gotta do is when something I'm sliding through where you pop that where you pop that Atlanta comedy in the underground the new one? nah nah they say you got one underground but it's underground but it's underground the comedy club I'm from the city it's just like you want a nigga to come underground is that the underground there's already too much shit going on on top of the ground you know how long it's gonna take for a nigga to run from here that's what I'm saying listen where? I'm from the city that's why when he said I got it underground I'm like where? underground literally under that bitch people don't understand that underground was a monumental place in Atlanta down town when you came and stopped at five points and you went around that little corner and you went up under that underground nigga that was the most people I've ever seen in my life one time and I ain't even get a chance to go underground I just looked and I ain't seen them heads and people had to be all more like five thousand people down town I said nigga I'm not walking through that shit where was your freak nigga? hell nah nigga they just a regular day in the city nigga when that shit was popping everybody wearing fake shit down there that's the question everybody had big black bags down in Atlanta y'all got speakers in every place y'all play music everywhere that shit was wild like restaurants it'd be loud as hell in here too cleaners Target like niggas just beaten music everywhere like all the time this is a musical ass town you ain't never been to a Target in Tennessee yeah Target you know they be playing Target shit yeah they be like rich niggas shit I was in public they were playing they got damn Jaheem just in case yeah yeah nigga they be shit man man the grocery store lowkey get freaky nigga they be jammed the grocery store get freaky step back you're dancing too I'm not I'm not I'm not I'm not in public they be in public they be having black mountains you ain't really seen no white mountains in public like white town you go outside the city anyway in Atlanta they black black they black you go to public on cam creek they play pretty ricky in one of the Atlantic stations that shit ain't even the whole public that's a piece of public it's public it's public you go to a pair of grocery stores one more question do a lot of niggas down here they trick on a lot of women down here what spend all of their money I could tell they don't act like they don't I ain't bought no pussy bruh you just bought that whole wash machine it be the trick it be the trick to your mouth wash machine it be none of your white clothes I just met this chick down here and she was this I was like yeah we can hang out she was like cool she was like let me get 200 so I can go get a bottle of wine I'm like oh they big by trickin now let me run it back it's a lot of women selling pussy down here too it ain't just that the niggas is coughing it up cause they want to they want that pussy man if you would have gave her the 200 you would have said nah bring my pussy back instead of change but like if you would have tried to mine stay up girl I might get her some pussy she just gave me 200 dollars like I needed it so bad she was gonna hit you for some that blew my mind and she said I ain't gonna even lie I was like cause she got wine but she said I ain't got no gas so what you use to go to the wine store I ain't getting you up to hit you for a few more cause y'all was gonna go out they told me to give her a Uber and she was 8 minutes away I said yeah you ain't even got 8 minutes so bad come on we can't pull up you come get you bitch if it's that serious I ain't even look I said send me your address the fair was 13 15 he ain't got 13 15 on that you gotta cash out cunt I'ma send you 13 15 I still fuck I still ain't come up with 13 15 alright bitch I got 13 dollars cause she hit me like she hit me with the for real you know how it went I gotta make the decision I guess nigga that's funny no I don't care bruh damn we gotta do better we gotta do better you really ain't finna it's dying out this ain't like free cooch just fading on no it still exists in here a bitch fucking you just cause she like you man that shit oh it she ain't like you she ain't calling for you a bitch fucking with you cause she fuck with you even if she fuck you just might not be around her even if you fuck for free the first time nigga you gonna pay for the second and third tell me they tricky they off there they be like ooh I'ma give them some you like man she fuck with me and then before you know it you don't bother washing machines you don't bother this is this is this is second washing machine she gonna text me I seen you on the interview I ain't talking about you I'm just saying I done bought a washing machine oh so that's what you do you buy next to me I'm just saying you buy a washing machine and no dryer whatever she got that washing machine for it was reasonable no I'm telling you man that's it so you tell me how to get your clothes out get the one to stack on top of your clothes cause I had to tell you you finna wash them to have your clothes outside you gonna have to rewash them baby go and get the dryer when that match the washing machine don't get too different I can't get the bigger dryer because you ain't wash them in the cold no don't get too different it's all kind of free pussy I had don't believe the hype the free pussy is they learning now they learning you may get it first two time for the free ski this bitch is scheming you might as well tell the story I done did a lot of hoes that's what they do that's what happens when you get caught up in the matrix you don't even know if I'm on the TV you don't know if I'm on the washing machine you don't know if I'm dry he caught up in the whole matrix no but see what it is I'm the type of nigga that understands nobody warned you about the whole matrix I ain't tripping you meet another ho and now you about 36 layers deep in the whole matrix you got to get out that circle but see what it is you damn the trigger bitch you don't know you washing machine bitch she finna double up she finna be like you ain't even gonna talk to a washing machine hoe that's how it started what you need that's how you go from bad to worse I heard you squeaking when you rolled up this nigga fuck with bitches who are on their last look at she they break it going out hey what's up she met Carlos Miller and then I kicked off my own tour cause at the end of the day I got to be on tour and I want to go back to one of my favorite cities in the world New Orleans was happening baby felt she don't even get mad at your sad bitch cause she asked you to eat her pussy like man I'm in a relationship you think I disrespect my lady out here just eat pussy like this come on man March 24th I will be at the Orpheum Theater tell everybody the whole boot up and bring my little boot from across the way too and all the people in Mississippi who live down south gonna drive down there you know how we doing act like it's my birthday March 24th we in New Orleans with it bring me some beads and show me some titties definitely show me some titties even if you don't bring the beads alright I'm sorry I'm gonna try to be a better person hey what's up she met Carlos Miller let me tell you about prize picks look I wouldn't be telling you this if I didn't know for a fact that it works I signed up and they have what's called a 100% 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the website use my promo code tell them Carlos sent ya visit bluetooth.com for more details and important safety information and we thank bluetooth for sponsoring the podcast I like to sell them I'm like if you sell them for the sweet you sell them for the sweet guy at the time nah bro I like to sell them and then you upgrade them like listen I don't need to hear you riding down the block you need to pull up smooth and possible yeah they do be good this nigga said this nigga said this nigga said you ain't got no wash machine god you can tell they close me like the house I hate that shit every once I just prayed a bit with some cologne I was like you smell like somebody's house you're a terrible mother fucker I tell you the truth cause when I was fucked up they told me the truth I went into the ghosting world and they went how I was like shit you right and I was ready to you to go fuck with you I thought I would give you a good conversation to go out somewhere nah they ain't fucking with all that good conversation they talking about niggas you caught up in the whole matrix they did what it is man it's the whole matrix the whole matrix is real you fuck with one terrible mother fucker they gonna lead you to three terrible mother fuckers nah you gotta just cut off everything it's just like you gotta just reset but you know they hang in packs they cover it up and act like one is better than the other so they be trying to make it seem like once you get to the underworld baby bitch you look like she the best one that's the one that's more hurt that bitch ain't got no furniture sheen that's why you can't come over to the house my house still getting built bitch your house been getting built for like a year and a half you couldn't flip it the way you thought you could that be the bad one you thought that was an abdb you thought you was worse than me you about to get kidnapped you trying to abdb your apartment they don't know abdb that sometimes oh you sleepin so okay nobody can go in this back closet they been wake up in that these bitch wake up in the middle of the night you in the bathroom there's people in there hey man nigga this is the ring I just saw a little wet bitch oh shit me be in the bed you just see wet puddles you just go under the under the lift and try to sneak it they put their hand in the car they get lower and lower nigga tell me if somebody in here that's the microwave well that is funny fuck this that is funny that's just stupid boy I feel like hey man oh shit hey man hey you here a shower run why are these puddles hey hey bruh that's a movie bruh I just see a little white bitch bruh that's a lady somebody is really doing that bruh living in there with the abdb they be here they call it over and over take some shit I gotta stop by them look at some stuff you ain't gotta stop I heard the things when I said that okay air bnb version of the closet he telling them they ain't left yet y'all ain't left yet how you know y'all gotta leave you are past you you have to leave you just hit him up like he's crying he's like I need to see a little white bitch run it you won't even know I'm here you won't even know I'm in there if you hear anything the house makes a through sound bitch that's you you'll be there but I'm gonna be mostly in the garage you ain't gonna even know I'm in there they gonna do that for the right price that's funny $10 for the whole day this count nigga gonna be in there nigga's gonna take that I got one one time when I first went out with somebody at the back house well the lady was in there but she was like I was in the lead and I was just like okay weird I got a back house before and I thought I had the house I pulled up and I seen the big ass house I got excited and then I talked with the gold and then it worked he was like nah nigga you got a hide go around go over I don't like staying at Airbnb it feel like I'm on the run hold on you got to stay at a night's house you know what a hair at an Airbnb feel much worse than a hair at a hotel cause I feel like in a hotel I can complain that they gonna give me something but at Airbnb I'd be like they didn't clean my Airbnb up so when I look behind the dresser I see some panties some panties you know what I'm saying so I'm the nigga I'm not gonna touch the panties you dig what I'm saying so I'm like dang the cleaning people ain't seen in the first time then they gonna hit me up you dirty you leaving panties I'm like you got a truck with some pussy I got a truck with some pussy I ain't didn't get it but then the thing though your cleaning people I didn't call you about your cleaning people and me you called me like I may go how dirty they don't be cleaning they don't be cleaning they don't be cleaning shit nigga I stayed at one Airbnb I ain't staying no more than no more but I was the one with my dad found a cappa shirt that motherfucker I was like what? this bitch is on her way over it was a cappa t-shirt yeah it was freaky shit going on I don't want to think I had some cappa there it go I had to give him so you were cappa what the fuck you got a shirt in him up on the ticket you talking with him nigga that do this damn he left without it you can take it off the trees outside I was like why they ain't cleaning this motherfucker that's fucked up cuz you know he got his ass wolf for losing that shirt well your shirt is I'm telling you you ever had one in the motherfuckers give you the signal and they they can't think you thinking you want they know I'm not one of them yeah that shit crazy man I'm waiting for y'all any on the fraternity y'all fraternity nah this is the fraternity right here this is the fraternity yeah alpha and he know his shit too he be seeing all the niggas like he be poppin his shit he be like yeah snap a whole type and I be like I was like don't talk about it yeah them niggas tough good at going to school last niggas I'm gonna be in queue when I went to school them niggas good at going to school you gotta have a gpa to get in that shit I'm gonna be in queue when I went cuz one of the niggas who was in queue he told me some real shit he was like man they spanking niggas I was like he was like they spanking niggas you gotta get spanked I don't say they all queued and they said they was spanking he was like hey but that paddle spanked I was like you got spanked he was like you got hit he was like yeah they hit me one time I was like you got hit my butt he was like I can't imagine if he was spanking you know man you gotta pay a fee and have a gpa hey the niggas were dancing I was like you got spanked I was like what's that they fucked up they protected on the sides what side you want it on you're left for the right any time you gotta join some shit they gonna hit you that part of the shit I think the chefs ain't gonna jump you into deep freezing you got the game fucked you thought you was just gonna cater party but hit him with the chicken hit him with the chicken you're remorseless you ain't got no deep freezing deep freezing me deep freezing me what do you gotta get stuck in the deep freezing though niggas here with a hole in there for a hole out y'all hit that nigga with the ice yes niggas the fuck I'ma fuck y'all up and I can feel my hands y'all took this nigga to the butcher shop yet that's the code with that niggas in the freezer oh you ain't never made a wedding cake hey man help him with the wedding cake man you can't do that shit no more all that anti-bullet make yourself that's funny as hell you fake you you want to be here niggas be faking it y'all niggas gotta sell it you're not the second hit niggas oh man that shit's funny hey what's up mobile March 20th Phil I'm coming back to the second theater down there mobile so look the night before we in New Orleans then we're gonna shoot across and come to mobile cause I figured why be that close to mobile and not go to mobile March 25th you ever want to just switch baby momma you ever be faking 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niggas i'm in it who's gonna say i am man i ripped this shit man i'm just riding the line niggas why would you want to niggas got me fucked i know all the chats we ain't gonna tell you to be quiet in the middle of the chat captain president come down we heard he didn't spank himself excuse me you didn't go through the proper protocols now if you want to be down you got one more step spank yourself shit and what are you gonna do all that you don't want to do everything then i see your little punk you know you go out there still out of stoke they just want to see your loyalty oh with that what you want me to do with this powder mama they know how you feel you the only one didn't get hit then you make it into the shit and they shut it down y'all y'all got hit they can't hit me nah they can't do it it's real big i don't know that it could be serious before the spanking back then it was on some real gang shit i think once 2000 it got watered down but in the 80s 90s it was real deep it was real niggas 20,000 mama nah but we fought with them cause i went to school so it's just fun to see them the niggas that run into school i be like im saying a lot of these niggas we they try to be cool let me get a half of my man he got spank he got spank he just make you a whoop he shot air time they'll give you ting around i'll give you ting around you'll be scared of that oh need a whoop anybody say whoop nah we fought with them that ain't gonna book us at no schools shooting this show called average show for BET let's go yeah definitely so down here shooting that once i'm done with that i'm gonna sit my ass down for a minute i'm gonna shoot that shit for some months then after that go tour go work on some material and then go tour so what's your sit down practice when you say i'm gonna sit my everybody say that get the shit moving what should i sit down practice like 2-3 months nah nah i can't sit for 2-3 months i can sit for about 2 weeks sit down for 2 weeks and then after that i'm gonna get antsy and shit i'm gonna be like alright let me go out let me go do something let me go see what's happening let me go live go around and do some shit that's what i'm doing i'm gonna sit down for 2 weeks then i'm gonna just start venturing going places doing shit so when you say i'm coming off tour is because you have the tv shows and everything else that's taking up time from you not being on the road every weekend yeah i can't like i can't at all like i said this show is like getting this out there and it's a show where people ain't seen me people ain't seen me like this so i've really been like focusing where i stand up aside for a minute where i can focus on this because it's a way different departure than anybody ever seen me before when we was doing The Heart of They Fall that was like i guess an introduction to people seeing me being serious oh man yeah that was smooth and it's fun to see and we saw you in action when we got to see a bumper i was like hold on so after that i think people was like yo i think he can pull this off hopefully when people see it they'll see this it's on some ill ass gangsta shit how do you get the old spice commercial and then not only get the old spice commercial they know your ass you tell them what they look and you hear everything it's a new skit every time the old spice man in this bitch they took the half wash and they got out they said fuck that shit fuck it the nigga over there with the horse man that used to be the first spice we need dion for our partnership how did it come about he tried to go on the road with the horse with me but he didn't have the horse on nobody knew who he was this is your man now look at me now look at the names you know me now how did they come about so me being so me being on Conan i used to do all these like quirky characters then i was on this show called Angie Tribeca where we used to do all these weird shit so we used to do on that and then on blackish i played this character 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