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Published on Jul 29, 2010

Episode: The Postponement: http://www.imdb.com/title/tt0697759/

[Kramer enters]

Kramer: Hey, hey.

George: March 21st. Hey! So, you're gonna back me on this, right?
Jerry: Oh, all the way.

George: You are a good friend. You know what? Even if you killed somebody I wouldn't turn you in.

Jerry: Is that so?

Jerry: Hey, Kramer if I killed somebody would you turn me in?

Kramer: Definitely.

Jerry: You're kidding?

Kramer: No, no, I would turn you in.

Jerry: You would turn me in?

Kramer: Phwap, I wouldn't even think about it.

Jerry: I can't believe your a friend of mine.

Kramer: What kind of person are you going around killing people?

Jerry: Well, I am sure I had a good reason.

Kramer: Well,, if you'll kill this person, who's to say I wouldn't be next?

Jerry: But you know me!

Kramer: I thought I DID!

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