 It's nice, the heaviness of light. We are so glad that you could join us and hopefully join us in the future sometime today. And we thank you for supporting us and coming out and I hope you're prepared to have some thought and pondering as well as some laughs all night. I would like to remind you that in your program there's a little tiny insert in there called Mindful. Feel free to read it to give you a little idea about the gentlemen who broke the play. So I'm going to go ahead and read you a little quote before I exit the stage just to kind of set the stage for what tonight's all going to be about. Do not be dismayed by the brokenness in the world. All things break and all things can be mended. Not with time as they say, but with intention. So go, love intentionally, extravagantly, unconditionally. The broken world waits in the darkness for the light that is you. Darkness all the energy that ever was is and shall be existed. Little by little this energy aligned and attracted to itself until it compacted into a tiny ball no larger than a pinhead. Now with nowhere else to go it pressed into itself and a spark of light appeared. A consciousness was born and if you listen close enough a voice said, I am a- It's back expanded into a huge amount of gaseous material which we unearth called the Big Bang although the rest of the cosmos knows it as the Great Platulence. Earth forms and hurdles around a fiery ball of gas in an elliptical vortex orbit over 70,000 miles an hour and atmosphere forms. Speak forward, planets, animals, human beings, all and the rest is history. Like the dream began where it had left so real. You could hear the wind blowing through the grass. You could feel the heat of the sun on your skin. You could smell the other human beings that should have probably been last week. It was part of an early human young and the old. We all had purpose there but then there was a loud noise and soon the ash began to fall from the sky. As it got heavier it became difficult to breathe. And the leaders of our tribe said we must go to the mountains to the cave system so that we could survive. But as we traveled to the caves let the sun shine, let the sun shine in, let the sun shine in. Chance with me. Let the sun shine, let the sun shine in. Now is there a statue for that? I don't think so. You're left handed. We're not building no lefty statue. No, no. No way. Well, I will just let this sun be eaten. Oh no! We're going to get built by itself. Let's go. Let's go. It hits for raising children. It's a big city with my brother Tom in the land of us. Humans nourished by our... Originally tribes worked and played together in perfect harmony. Like ebony. I'll find your question. You're working poor. You're working, ain't you? We're all living so close. Oh look, we're here. Hey sir. Hey boss, how comes the road? Sires, excellent. Ready for passage, sir. Great news. You know, I'm going to tell you. I had a dream last night and you were in it. You were in it. You were in it. You were in it. Who am I kidding? None of you were in it. It was me. Instruments out. Let's get some instruments out. Instrument man. Thank you, Reddit. I'm red, yellow, white, black, brown and everything in between. Living on this earthen base, we are the human race. End of case. Human race. Human race. You can see it in our face. We're all from the original tribe and even in trouble we managed to survive. Meet someone new and shake their hand. We must get together to rebuild this promised land. From the beginning of time, there's so much to heal to me because we're all... Again this week. Don't worry. Let's drop my gin. This is the system. How are we doing today? We have to reflect and project all the righteousness that's around us every day. Can I get a mama told me so? I just think y'all just saying here might be disrespectful. Now, can I get another mama told me so? Get yourself, man. Look. Now that's more alike. Send these out there so I say unto you, Amen. She's been drinking. Here, man. What do you do to the green apple right here? I feel it. Brother, sister. You got my help, huh? You got my help, huh? I got the vapors on gas. You got the help of the vapors on gas. We got some stuff going on here. We got some serious stuff going on here. Let them just take a step. We have a joint, brother and sister. We can fight a lot of people. What's going to be? I don't know if I can see it. I can see the light. Well, what are you waiting for? Okay. Get out there and get quick. Okay. Let's do it. Get to seat, brother. Get to seat. Yeah. I think I can. Oh, shit. Wrong play. Run away. So that everything doesn't happen at once. That'd be really weird, man. We start our time out in diapers, and well, it's based on many of us will be wearing them at the end. It was Mick Jagger that's saying, is on my side. Oh, yes, it is. I'd be mostly saying that in his 20s and 30s, I wonder how much he sings that now. So there's no time to waste. Live in the present. There's time waits for no one, except for sheriff's force. Before time, half time, overtime, time out. Does anybody really know what time it is? Because I'm running out of time. Your time? I lost track of time, but I still found time to do it. I mean, whatever it was, it's been said that a stitch in time saves nine. But I was wondering how much time did it take them to figure that one out? Passing the time. Here, take your time. And really, when time stands still, where does the time go? You know, if only I could save time in a bottle. I'd make billions. Get your time in a bottle while it lasts. Time moves so quickly, that's why it seems like there's never enough time to crazy world out there. Then you got daylight savings time. Follow that. Spring forward. Lose an hour. Gain an hour. Awkward time. Groot time. Time management. Time out of mind. And I've been there a few times. So then I needed some down time, but it was time to get up. And time is money, so it must be time for action. But I see I've almost exhausted my time at this point. So just remember, time waits for no one. I mean, except for Cher. Societies were run by women. The men hunted, left the village for periods of time. Together, they could drag back to the home. Women, they made the rules. Good job, Michael, to them, I'm sure. Can't do that. Drive the great almighty. We'll be stuck in endless wars for one simple buzz dick. Reflection in the mirror. Once awake, interact with other beings. Increase the connections. And the quicker the asset spreads, more dialogue will ensue. More solutions to existing problems. Little by little comes about. You are here now. Be awake and be present. Be thankful to be a human being. Understand how special it is. Laugh, be happy, be a positive role model to others. Honesty in your words, your deeds, your actions. When you find a wallet, return it to the owner. He said, I just can't sleep. I'd say it's time to get a bigger refrigerator. You want a serious note? I always thought for all the knowler who'd take longer. Me too. I've been here so long. Shit. Shit. They have their own. Yeah. So what? We're two who are every whim. Nobody owns me. Or wants something? I'll ask for it. I'll write you a little poem. But I couldn't think of anything that rhymed with ugly, hairless bags of mostly water. Who can own dogs, anyways. Literally, they lick their butts and then you kiss them. It's now time. Back to dreams of when big cats were ripping flesh off bones. Now those for the day is meow. Cats back in the 50s. Man, there was something back then. Everybody had style. Women in the beautiful dresses. Wearing pearls. Their hair was done just right. And the men in their press suits, their thin ties. All talking a lot of jazz. And everybody wore hats. It was fabulous. Nobody cared about the color of your skin because it was about the music. The clubs were the places to be seen. There was smoke filled. The hard liquor being poured. And the hot jazz playing. It was himpin' a lot, people. Anyway, this one's for you, Miles. You always made me smile when I heard you play. Let's welcome the River City Watergate. Greetings, hello, you nations. Now that's a... A little runy. I can tell what I'm up to. Now give me a hand. It's not going to happen. The dogs are playing poker in here. It's a sad, sad tale that I must tell. My life hasn't gone so well. I hit this bottle. I lost my verb out of it. First one, then two, then three. They shrink, they shrink, they shrunk. Here, Mr. Flatipus. You mustn't think so bad of us. See, I've lost my teary ways and now my cleanest Saturdays. I've been so unexpected. And now I live my life so differently. I packed up all my stuff. I can show that they were drunk. They're gone for good, you see. They shrink, they shrink, they shrunk. And now I'm in the state of funk. Effectively, they shrink. Oh, they shrunk. Come on, buddy, let's go. Come on, dude. But wait, this will go hard. Come on. Come on, bud. We're going to need a fireplace for this one. Here you go, good Matt. Don't you forget it. Membership has increased by five dollars. Namaste. Help me understand. Feel my voice blend with the skin. Take it. Twist it. Touch it. Pay time in. Money. Money. Money. We had this added an extra room on the house, but we needed the extra space. That's not what I'm talking about. You really need to get some help. You're real bitch sometimes. Very. No. You'll seem to be proud of me. I'll let you know when I take it apart. Okay, so I can't get no money out. Not at the moment. So how long do you think it'd be if I could get some money out? I don't know. It seems to me the whole time. There's no money. The money's no good here. I mean, because you can't feel it. It seems there's no money. I guess the money's no good. What? Dude, I should have invested in Bitcoin, but I have the chance. No, thanks for building blocks. No mistake. Okay, hey man. Thanks a lot. I'll look into one. Yeah, right. I'm talking to people, so let me ask you this. What do you think the greatest thing ever discovered is? Me, darling. You should know that. I've forgotten the narcissistic person you are. Seriously? Yeah. Back to the mirror, Jane. I gotta run. Invented and discovered. They're written word, q-tips, lotions and potions, a hot shower. And they start looking better. Well, I just had my wits in, Sheila May. And he called me a fat man, and I was lazy, not doing the chores around the house. I think that's what it was, Sheila May. Sheila May usually three-four times a week. Usually in the morning. That's not... As soon as I finish this cocktail, God bless you, Sheila May. Thank you for everything. You go, Bobby. Dear lesbian friends, we are bringing back the classical wife, Peter Tanktop T-shirt from Casa de Tarja. But first, let me introduce our guest judge tonight, Sophia Longestino, famous TV star and son after social night. Say hello to everybody, Sophia. Our first model tonight is Tony from Malania, wearing the classical wife, Peter Tanktop. What do you think, Sophia? Get it then. And our next contestant is Regina from Milan, who prefers to be called Max, and she is wearing the brand-new Bolder Tanktop based off the classic design with a ribbing one-sixty-fourth bigger for a bolder look on there. Nicely done, Gina. Call me Gina again, and I'll cut your tongue out. Lesbians, such a kidder. What do you think, Sophia? It looks like a wild animal ready to pounce. Oh. Well, that's it for Italian Fashion Week. Join us next week when we have Spring Spandex, who should and who should not, who aren't. I'm here to tell everybody from Italian Fashion the future. Not again. I don't mind if I was to speak things low. This race. I should take all the use of this liquor. What are you doing, ma'am? You should phone much? I'll dial it. You know, you're what we call Malady of the Times. You have what we call a millennial neck. We'll do various tongue lines. You know what I mean? I'll determine whether or not the visions of my future. The choices are before us. I share the misery that humanity continues in our sysistic tendencies. We're playing our balance and destroy most of what all of your commitments have built. All to suffer, listen to your kind. That is sure a downer. Ma'am, all that doom and gloom. Let's go back to iPod and drink some wine. You should be listening. Sounds like a plan. Maybe you'll see a movie. I'm here to tell you things, people. I need to stir this up a little bit first, though. The world's going to end. Listen to the prophet. What's up? I'm just hanging out. I'm lazy. What's up, people? What's going on? I'm scared. Whoa! I'm not waiting for that thing. Creature. Sports were banned to prevent injuries in athletes. And soon they swept the land. The Hokey Pokey World Championships. Right, Jane. After four years of regional playoffs and country consolidations, the teams are now set. South America and Africa are exciting having a cat. Go toe to toe. South America's salsa has just won. And the salsa music is playing. Welcome back, everybody. How are you guys today? Good? All right, it's really hot out here. Well, it's going to be up in the 120s. A little hotter than normal. Good day to stay on the ground. Looking like we've lost another resizable portion of the Florida and the Gulf states of recent flooding. Tom, what do you think about it? You know, Dick, it looks like the New Atlantic seaboard to me. Well, Tom, that's just what I was saying. So, I want to tell you, folks, can't say we didn't warn you. It comes with the light. Lose the weight by sharing. Get off this, don't worry about it. I'll sit on a box, man. What did I do? Dick, my name is Dick. We don't need validation from men because we're strong, right, Jane? That and Astro Beans Little Star, the way I like to think about it is you make your own special mark when something wonderful happens. People are like, totally high, Jane. Share. Share. Share. You know, you know, you know, you know, you know, you know nothing about me. You know nothing about me. You get to know me. Way too aggressive, man. Come on, Jane. They just want us for this suck. Dumb chick. Dumb chick. I think she really needs a friend right now. I understand. That's what best friends are for. Yeah. But I kind of like to have you around and I just want to let you know I spend a lot of time here, so if you're ever free, come back and share some time with me. I really like that, Tom. That's really very cool. Hey, Jane. Oh, yeah, yeah. You know, I really enjoyed the time together. Do you mind if I put an asterisk by it? Yeah. Far out, Jane. Man, I love women.