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I only speak a little sadly because, as every person must, I've been going through the unpleasant task of making out a will, and I think you should be informed of the fact that I'm including you in my will. Yes, Mr. Valentine, I'm leaving you the sum of $1,000. You will receive this legacy when you have caught my murderer. Ms. Alice May Edmonds, number one by a column U-square. Oh, that's the commercial district. And on the letter here there's an engraving of a white elephant. Oh, I'm sorry, I'm sorry, excuse me. No, no, I was just going to ring the bell. Is this number one by a column U-square? No, no, no. Peddlers or agents allowed, no soliciting. Oh, but we're not peddlers. I'm saving you trouble, that's all. You'll only have an iron deer thrown at you. That isn't a house, it's a booby-hat. Okay, thank you very much, goodbye. All right, go on in, but me I'll still go out. Keeper of the white elephant barker for the train seals. I'm warning you, someday I'm going to kill that woman in there. Well, what do you suppose is the matter with him? Hey, look, Angel, three stories high. Gardens. Hey, can't even hear the street in here. Right in the middle of the city. Yeah, a whole block of a house. Old fishing gigos on the woodwork. It's white, George. Painted white. All right. Guess this is it, folksy. The white elephant. No, Mr. Valentine should only be drunk at a certain temperature of warm. Oh. My brother Stephen taught me that. We much prefer to tea in the afternoon, but naturally, if you would like a feminine wafer or... No, we don't care for anything. Thanks, Ms. Edmunds. It's tea time. You'll have something. You'll join me. Genshin? All right, Miss. Look, Miss Edmunds, please. In the first place of this house. And I do wish you wouldn't stare about so. The Adamicacas are quite clean, young lady, and I crocheted them myself. I didn't mean... It has 42 rooms. Yes, 42. So I'll grant you I've closed off a number of them. But even with the ones that aren't, it's large, it's quite large, and I like it that way. It's old-fashioned, it's abrasive, and it absolutely is not the white elephant. Well, an anachronism may be in the middle of the town like that. Because the white elephant, I am afraid, is me. Ah. Yes, on my stationery. The little white figure. It's the only way I have to... to get back to my friends, to show them I know what they think of me. Your family? Oh, I know I have none. Just my brother and me all alone in the world. He's such a wonderful person. There aren't any gentlemen like him any more. But we're wealthy. But you see? Anybody who's wealthy has a family, Mr. Valentine. That man you bumped into on the way in, you're that Clarence Morley. Only a second cousin. But he called me Aunt Alice. He kisses my hand. He simpers all over himself trying to get into this house. And is for a cousin you... All right, Miss Edmund, so much for your family. What I want to know about is your murder. Last week, someone tampered with the wiring, apparently, so that I was very, nearly electrocuted. Didn't you call the police? Me, the Valentine. That would be incomprehensible to a person as young as you. But I didn't do anything. I wasn't even sure, and I... I don't particularly care if I die. No, no, no, please. Why should I? I've outlived my time. In many ways, I seem so indestructible. It would be rather a relief to be murdered. Here's the tea stuff, Miss. I told you I'm not much in the kitchen. That's the only service I could... All right, Jensen, all right. Now get out of here. Get back to your cottage. Go on. Gladly, Miss. Do you know something? The family I spoke of, they made me take him. But I generally won't let him in the house. For 20 years, Miss Brooks, I've done every bit of housework in this place myself. Yes, yes. All by myself. Miss Ed, the second ago you were saying... Excuse me. Stop that, will you? For heaven's sake, stop that thing and go on, get out of my house. I'll turn it down. Take it easy, Alice. Yeah, that's good enough, isn't it? Oh, you... Volume control. Unusual on the gramophone. Wouldn't bring more than $50, though, I don't believe. Curio, maybe. Mr. Valentine, this is Yule. I think I spoke of him. Another one of my cousins. Dear, dear... Pleasure, pleasure. Mother's side was third cousin. And did you hand off that sheriff? This chair? Oh, no, no, no, dear. Late 19th-century imitation. It is not. He is so kind, Mr. Valentine. He buys and sells water. Could be mistaken. There's a real one in the library. An antique dealer. Wouldn't you know from the beard? No, Alice. I don't want to talk business today. I don't want to. Well, I only hung around from the meeting. Look at some things. Get out, will you? Please! Get out, please! All right, all right. But you don't look well, Alice. You ought to let us come visit more often. What was the meeting he spoke of, Miss Edmund? I said, what was the... He was playing Molly Branigan again. It's a song a girl used to sing. A red-headed Irish servant girl. She went back to the old country twenty years ago. Oh, she was like a breathless sunshine. Miss Edmund, what are you trying to say? My brother and I have always been alone here since we were ten. Mr. Valentine, I am peculiar, you know. The meeting? Oh, it was the relatives, that's all. I try to act like a hered in the suppose to. But I'm terrified of them. What's the matter with you, Miss Edmund? Oh, I'm all right. They want me to get out of the house. I don't really have any money at all in the house. Valuable property. But it's mine and I want to stay here. I don't know who I am rambling for. They want to make me get out. But how can they? Miss Edmund, this brother you talk about, this Steven, can't he help? Steven's so kind. He won't hurt anything. Miss Edmund, Miss Edmund! This glass, Bruxy, the milk. It's the milk she drank right in front of us. Somebody was trying to murder her, Bruxy. It was poison. Now take it easy, Mr. Valentine. I said we can't tell you. She's all right. She's alive. And from my experience with her in the past, she has a constant... Well, Strickland wasn't a doctor. And from the smell of that milk there... Oh, undoubtedly an overdose. But I've treated her with it in the past. You've what? It's a legitimate remedy for certain conditions, you know. It was kept in the cupboard down by the butler's pantry. Okay, I'll take a look. Have you called the police? No, and I don't intend to. What? Not yet. Please, listen to me. I've known and admired Miss Edmund for a very long time. That bravado of hers is all front, you understand. She's a very shy person. What's that got to do with you? She should live, Miss Brooke. She'd probably call off the investigation herself rather than risk invasion of her privacy in the house here. No. No, it has to be done from the inside. By you, Mr. Valentine. And suppose she dies, Doctor? Well, you've met the people who would benefit, Molly and Cousin Ewell. If one of them should conceivably be a murderer, he'd have only accomplished what they're all trying to do anyway. Get her out of this house. So you don't think they testify against each other, do you? But why do they want... I get it. I get it. This property's worth a fortune, isn't it? Precisely. The white elephant. Every day that she lives, she has to borrow against taxes. So they have to get her out. Or in a few years, there won't be any fortune left for them to inherit. Yeah, here's the bottle, all right, Angel. Strict. Somebody certainly had a choice. Sleeping cotters, all the medicines right here by the bench. Yeah, wait a minute. Look at this. The ring on the counter seat from the moisture from the glass. It's just as he poured the milk and then left it for her. So anybody who happened to come in right then, golden opportunity. Just spike a drink a little... What is all this you're talking about, young man? I thought you left the house, went out. Oh, that's all the doctor's car came back. What's the matter with her? Well, he'd better tell you. But you can tell me something. Where's Miss Edmund's brother? She confused me on that. Stephen? Her brother Stephen? That brother of hers has been dead for 20 years. Dead for 20 years? Now it's time to come here. Well, Doctor, is she... No, no, she's alive. She's going to be all right. But perhaps you had better call the police. What do you mean, Doctor? I thought it would be so simple to track down just one person. That's why she's alive. A barbiturate acts against Strickland, you see. Oh, Bob, what's the name of it? You saw that stuff there in the cabinet. Sleeping powders. I'm trying to tell you why she's all right. It was in the milk, too. Agent and reagent. Poison and antidote. 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Miss Headman, did you see anybody touch that warm milk of yours today? Oh, I forget. I don't know. It's so much more real 20 years ago. Like that brother you keep talking about, I suppose? We took care of each other. We weren't like the rest of the world. Scramble and suffering that people call excitement. I talked about Stephen as though he were alive, didn't I? Miss Headman, perhaps we'd better not. And about her too, the Irish servant girl. Because she was the last happy thing in this house. Please listen to me. I still don't see what you're driving. She would have fitted in so beautifully. She was young too, only 19, so much younger, but it didn't make any difference. So full of lies. The cousin you will know is he you. No, let it go on, Bruce. Stephen was in love. I hate her afterwards, but now I don't. Wherever she is, she's probably never eaten gas. There was a boy in the old country. She showed me the cablegram. I helped put it aboard ship that same afternoon. I begged her to stay, but she left me there. Not thinking, just happy. My brother came here, home, and went out. And I never saw him again. And that's when they all started coming. That's when the white elephant was born. The rich, sick relative alone in my house. It was more than you called the next morning. They said my brother had gone out and shot him. Shot him so far? Because the girl left him. And you haven't cared about anything since then? Uh-huh, I'm beginning to catch on now. They've handled all your affairs since then, right? Yes. And if you would talk about Stephen as though he were alive, it's only to keep yourself alive. Now they want you out of the house because it won't be long until the taxes have eaten up its value. There's a paper and a bureau. George, is the court safe? It says I'm... I'm... in court. Well, you've heard it. You've seen how she acts. That wasn't what I asked you, Mr. Morley. But what's the sensible thing? You don't just stand by and watch anybody throw money away. And there's a first mortgage already in. Who'd benefit, Mr. Morley, if she had died an hour ago? Well, I would, for one. I don't mind telling you. The police don't want to hear that, too. Now, see here. They're already running tests on the poison and the glass. Well, I didn't touch it. I was on the telephone at the time. Business downtown five or ten minutes. My office will verify this. The telephone in the hall, Mr. Morley. Yes, crazy old fangled contraption. It's the only one in this room. The door to the butler's pantry was open, George. And if you were standing in there at the telephone, you... Yes, right, Brooksy. The glass would have been right in plain sight, wouldn't it? Well, I didn't notice. I didn't even see it. Why did that stupid Jensen leave it there in the first place? Stupid Jensen, my friend, is a servant that you hired for her. Well, who else would stay here except a thick skinned old coot like him? Mr. Valentine, she's been getting worse. Fussy, picky, in this preoccupation with her brother. We know all about that, Mr. Morley. We also know what her own doctor thinks about her. He's a fool, too. Old admirer of Alice's. Valentine, what would you think if you came in and found her prowling among her brother's old things? Of course it was a tragedy for her. But now, twenty years later, to find her, she's reopened that room with his nosing around and mooning over the old things. Is that what happened to you? Yes. Just yesterday. She was trying to tend it. She hadn't seen it. Just cleaning, she said. Get out, she said. Leave me alone. Do you think that a normal person acts like that? I don't know. I don't know, Mr. Morley. Why don't you tell me how she acted today at that family meeting? The meeting? Yeah. Well, you saw my reaction. She said she wouldn't ever leave this house. Not ever. And no court order could make her. And for us to stop bothering her, or she'd make us stop for stubbornness. Just insane. Just insane. Insane, my friend. Now, I finally realize little Miss Edmund has been pointing in the right direction after all. That brother, Stephen, dead twenty years. Yeah. That's how we solve it. George, this was the maid's room. Yeah, sure, Brooks. And it's been closed all this time, too, hasn't it? Stephen was in love with her. Yeah. The old-style maid's sitting room for a little red-headed Irish girl. Not very big, is it? Wait a minute. I'll get the lights. Look at the dust in the cobwebs. George, look. On the mirror. Mm-hmm. Yeah. She collected things, all right? True to type. Paper flowers, dance program, Carnival dog. And the snapshot. Don't you recognize it? What do you mean? Without that stomach and antique dealer's mustache. It's cousin Yule. Oh, yeah. A day at the beach. We knew she was the sunshine girl. Probably played the field. See, isn't there anything from Stephen? George, you see this. He was just perfect and I reward you with a rose. Won't you join my sister and me for some phonograph records in the parlor this evening? What in the name? Notes from Stephen. George, she saved them. There's nothing to give us even a hand about his death. Isn't there? Wait a minute. Brooks, you listen to this one. Today I told Alice May we should leave this house. It is gloomy. If you would only say yes to me, there is nowhere on earth we couldn't go in with blessing. You have shown us what sunshine can be. Well, she'd accepted him. But I certainly can't blame her. I'd have run to a fuddy-duddy like that. No, no, no, that's not what I meant. Brooks, see, Stephen offered to leave this house. Don't you see what- Mr. Valentine! Mr. Edmund! Yeah, but where is she? George, she must be up at the head of the stairs there. From her room. Please, light. She can't see. Mr. Valentine! It had already been two attempts on this lady's life. And now her third. It was a police matter in the first place, Valentine. Take it easy, Riley. Please, take it easy. Hello, Doctor. Oh, it's about time you got here. Team as quickly as I could. Didn't even know where the maid's quarters were. Here, I'll take her. Oh, I was... I'm all right, honey. Now, uh... Now what happened, Mr. Edmund? You ran out to the head of the stairs. You called Valentine. Oh, I'm sorry. Oh, sure, you're all right. Just lie still. Look, Valentine, I said I'm taking over. Earlier today, any one of these guys could have got at that milk. What did you say, Riley? I said any one of them. The milk sat there for a good half-hour. Any one of them wouldn't have used two poisons, Lieutenant. Huh? That counteracted each other. Well, no, I grant you, but you're... Oh, wait a minute, wait a minute. Morley and Yule, uh... Why don't you go in the other room? You too, Doctor. Miss Brooks can take care of her, all right. Well, that's a good idea, Valentine. Sergeant, keep your eye out! Mr. Valentine, I'm trying to remember. I was frightened. I was at the head of the stairs. No, no, wait, please, Miss Edmund. Uh, Riley, what did you find out, uh, the records on Stevenstead, huh? Well, he committed suicide. Shot himself. Went out to a public place, got drunk, just like ordinary people. Yeah. He had been jilted by a red-headed girl half his age who went away and left him. But he couldn't just cry in his beer. He pulled out a gun, shot himself in front of witnesses. They don't have people like him anymore. Yes, yes, I told you what it was, Miss Valentine. Didn't I? Uh-huh. We thought your brother's death might have had something to do with all this today, but... Well, I guess we were wrong. No, it's simpler than you think, ain't you? Miss Edmund, you waited to drink the milk until I got here. I what? George? Bruxy, you just said no one person would give two poisons that worked against each other, made someone just a little sick. Well, Miss Edmund is one person who would. Yeah? What is all this? What's the name of the woman? And she's taken the medicines long enough. She would have known how they'd act. The doctor could have told her. So, Miss Edmund, you wanted me out here to see it all, didn't you? Because that family out there was going to get you out of this house and you'd sworn you'd stop them. Well, that was your idea of how to do it, wasn't it? Valentine, they don't understand. You knew that if you could cast the suspicion of murder at them, no court would ever believe them when they tried to say you were peculiar, incompetent to handle your own affairs. So, you would have won. You would have stayed on in your house. There was no reason for me to leave. But Daddy... Miss Edmund, you're quite fussy. You're meticulous. That glass of milk of yours sat handy on the counter after Johnson prepared it for half an hour. Now, the first words you said to me today were, milk should always be drunk at a certain temperature of warmth. Warm milk. Well, in half an hour it would have been cold. So why didn't you say something? Why did you drink it without noticing? Unless you were the one who doctored it yourself. What if I did? What if I did? It's my house. Why shouldn't I fight for it? It's mine, not theirs. I can go bankrupt if I want to. So... So that's all it was, huh? Tempest in the teapot. Time to start, you poor thing. It meant so much to you not to leave this place. Yeah, yeah, Ronnie. We thought the key to the whole thing was a brother. I wish I didn't have to say that maybe it is. What are you talking about? Roxine, we'd left the door to this room open. She could see us from the head of the stairs. I suppose she called out on terror and fainted and fell. Valentine, I don't care. She wasn't pushed, Riley. That was terror. It's seeing us in this room. Yes, Miss Edmond? It's an old-fashioned maid sitting room, Riley. Now, it's only a guess. It's all it can be. But I can think of a way this would all tie together. All for her brother. What's through there, Miss Edmond? That room? There is the closed-off place. And why Miss Edmond wouldn't leave this house, maybe? Why she couldn't? The memories that held her. Memories of herself. A thing she'd done 20 years ago. Okay, let's see what's behind this curtain. Good Lord. Rit. Rit here. My apron. Oh, yeah. 20 years. It's the Irish servant girl. George. I know, Bruxy. I know. The one people become hermits like that is generally a reason. She was the only one who ever told anybody she'd put the girl on the boat. Uh-huh. Including the guy she did it for, I suppose. Only when she told him it didn't do any good. He killed himself. She didn't still lost her brother. She had to stay on and on in this house. Prison of her own making. Miss Alice Mae Edmond. All kinds of loves, I guess, Bruxy, all kinds of people. 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Tonight's adventure of George Valentine has been brought to you by Standard Oil Company of California on behalf of independent Chevron gas stations and standard stations throughout the west. Robert Bailey is starred as George with Virginia Greg as Bruxy. Let George do it is written by David Victor and Jackson Gillis and directed by Don Clark. Wally Mayer is Lieutenant Riley. The reen tuttle was heard as Alice. Ted Osburn as Morley. Larry Dobkin as Ewell. And Herb Butterfield as the doctor. The music is composed and presented by Eddie Dunsteader, your announcer, John Heaston. Listen again next week, same time, same station to let George do it. This is the Mutual Don Lee Broadcasting System.