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This is the portion of the show where we say Things that we saw this week that are positively brilliant things that made us say what a fucking idiot Um, what did you think bro? Um Taylor's boyfriend. I'm gonna have to say he's an idiot. The reason I'm Taylor T Diddy T Diddy Hampton alumni. We call her T. Diddy. What are you? So that's why we call her T. Diddy cuz you know P. Diddy said he went to how he didn't really graduate Okay, he did he says she went to Hampton, but she didn't really graduate. She went to temple Moral of the story is She's been talking so disrespectfully about her boyfriend as a fellow king as a fellow king I have to tell that king how disrespectful Taylor has been two things that she said in the past five minutes one She'll do the busted challenges. She fucking Did say that don't want to suspect my That's what you said husband just now. That's right and and that's what she did say at first and then she was like Fuck that. I'm my own woman independent. Yeah All that shit and then she turned around and said she wanted to ride Tyler to create his face No, I'm not Tyler the creator gross Cuz he game anyway, I don't know. But I said Tyler let me that's I would Tyler levy Tyler levy is from P Valley me and Tyler did a movie together back in the day called ringside. It was a TV one classic. Mmm, okay Yes done for directed by Russ par Huh who Your boyfriend the idiot cuz you would never talk like that in front of him And that's why I'm saying this on the podcast cuz I want to see if you're gonna keep that same energy It's the same energy kept you were talking reckless. It's the same energy kept you were talking reckless You were talking super You top five most disrespectful people on the planet, that's right You Disrespectful people on the planet don't disrespect him bro. Don't ever say he fell off while he's eating chicken while eating thighs Hmm. What? Yo, Dave if you watching this Say what you just said let's say what you just said I Dave I want you to watch this video and roast this mother fucker right Okay He's top five most disrespectful people you're coming at the top five most disrespectful people King right there That's right And Davey's Davey come on get a bucket of fucking chicken Dave and go Okay, that was disrespectful to say that so if you know the context of what we're talking about it sounds super racist what I just said Yo, get a bucket of chicken I In the video he's eating chicken and he is going in on a Person who said he fell off on I guess he was on Instagram live you could we can insert you said I fell off your mom's Fall off my dick If I fell off your mom's fell off my dick. How about that? You know I'm you know I'm top five disrespectful niggas on earth Watch what you're saying so your mom's gonna ride the devil. Oh my god. That's just too funny I don't think I don't think Dave is even like Pitch it because Dave has a really sure now you got to keep the same energy tune. I will listen. I'm a businessman All right, I'm saying I'm a businessman and I watch things and I see what things could be I said Dave Could be huge in Hollywood because he's a heartthrob. What did you really? What did you really say? What did you say when you walk out the room and then it you felt it so much in your body you had to come back Let me let me rephrase. Yeah, please rephrase. I knew stop holding this My Caucasian friends right so you could have a little white boy I could say what I said and knew y'all would totally understand it I said Dave would have a future in such a great future in Hollywood cuz he's gorgeous gorgeous That's Hollywood you came back you came back and you said let's be honest. I didn't say you said this you said I didn't you said let's be honest and then you took off your They don't give a fuck about her boyfriend today He's ass No first of all cats lick their own ass so if you think the man looks like a cat he don't need your help doing that You disrespect with his fuck you want to ride you want to ride Tyler pose. What's his name Tyler? What's Tyler's name leppy you want to ride Tyler leppy's face? You don't give a fuck. Yo, if your boyfriend wants you to do the bus the challenge You'll do it if you want to Yeah, you wild and they didn't raise a tight road embrace is tight embrace is fucking with your brain You're losing up your brain, but no Dave absolutely politically have a major future in Hollywood if he focuses on that All right, but then say what you said afterwards when I wasn't all in I thought I was like I think he's fine looking. I don't think he's like the most gorgeous guy I've ever seen but then what you say you Like women love him. No, there's another thing. You say, yeah, have you seen his body? Well You was a fast young boy Makes you fast That is definitely the pregnant jacket if you've seen a girl Any girl on the East Coast that had the baby fat jacket with the fur on If they was in the Bronx, Washington Heights Hall of Merriam 16 17 Pregnant that should hold the baby. You don't even know that's what I call it baby. That puffer Baby also if it's May you still wearing that baby fat. Whoa. Hey whoa Fast young girl, bro. What did you see a young girl bro with a lip gloss? But salute the Dave a Dave a just need to get on it and get him in Hollywood even more than he already is She did I Know he was in the Hulu Wu Tang TV show. I think he's in the upcoming Eddie Hung movie boogie He's got listen. He's got a future in Hollywood. That's all I know at least so I don't know what that dude's talking about Chef shows or whatever like that where you judge the food. I Just want to see him eat the food and then trash you really love the fact he was eating Son, yeah, he was eating the chicken and roasting like your mom fell off my dick and then eat a little cartilage It was nothing for him at all. It was amazing He was doing the devil is and the crazy part is he really might be fucking your mom. That's the wild That felt pointed A lot of y'all kids me on Instagram and y'all be disrespectful and y'all disrespecting people that's really fucking your mom Especially if the person you disrespecting is over 40. They's not over 40, but I'm just saying yeah I'll be trying to come happy with that dude might have fucked your mom in high school Really might have come on and that's a hell of a disc to tell somebody like yo, I know your mom Gave me head in high school head is crazy If I found out if there was some old man on Facebook that messaged me it was like yo Your mom used to give me a head in high school. No your mom. No your mom gave me a head in your grandma's house in High school. That's a little too much. That's a double double. You don't need that daily double That's crazy, bro. And the fact is most of our moms were given head. Let's be honest every come on guys No, no guys all of our moms was given head back today, bro That's a fact. Yo, there's not a woman in your life. Your grandma your mom Mad head. Yes No, no You are crazy You think mad head like probably sucked a couple dicks. By the way, you only need to Only need to do something twice with to be mad, you know what I'm saying. So two dicks get mad Two basketball games I see You've been to the Bahamas People that's the way people talk you do something more than one you done did it That's how we found out on flagrant. That's how Taylor likes a brag really she just asked you a question About her life, but you don't even know it's about her life. What did you ask me? Yo, we're talking about our guys are saying he went to Aruba. She's oh, yeah, you do ever say at the villa Mass specific. It was like you ever say at the villa by the Hilton property on the left with the view of the beach Instead of just saying I've been to Aruba and then you got to go now. I didn't shit Let me tell you about the Listen, you don't think you you don't think your mom Angels invented You know, you never begin happy like this girl's a devil, right? Put your drink on the The best bro you buzz that shit go right through the back of her head dog Angels oh my god, but no listen tomorrow the story is every woman in your life is uh Has has done that. Yes, man Your parents your women had a life and the women in your life had a life It's crazy to think about there's nothing there's nothing that you're doing to a woman now that your mom your grandma Your sister's aunts whoever has not done to a man at that point and probably way less sanitary Issa gave head on that show I don't remember that and she got hitting that Hidden the eye and she was like, why would you do that? You know, she got hit in the eye with the bus. I don't remember that episode Well with the bust before she with the bus like he nutted in her eye by accident. Damn. He put his ancestors on her eye That's crazy, bro. You saw the episode. Yo, that's a busted challenge. We got to get that one going. That'd be lit But back in high school was it were girls against giving head like black girls for instance Were they against giving head? I never had that experience that was always the um the rumor and that's That is why, you know, a lot of black guys, you know experimented with white women because they would always say Oh white women are more freaky than black women. I've never had that experience women are just Women are freaky across the board. I don't know. I don't even call it freaky There's nothing I've done with a white woman that I haven't done What a black and when I was in high school the white girls weren't fucking but they were sucking dick And the black girls weren't sucking dick, but they were fucking and then the catholic school girls were doing anal anal But that was because so they were God said no to the vagina, bro Wow So then the catholic school girls alleged this is like obviously, you know, the rumors everything going around I wouldn't know nothing about it But uh, but yeah, but that was that that was the scenario and like head was seeming like like really intimate Like all the black chicks would thought that that was like a super you saved that for someone You really care about where the white girls were like, oh no sex It's only something you really care about but you you know head shows is so right because there was a period where You felt like you couldn't do certain things with your actual girls like I would do that with my girl You do that with a slut. You know what I mean, which is stupid. Yeah, this is a soprano app. Remember No, you remember when tony was talking about Like you got to get head from your guma or whatever your side check because like you can't do that with your wife She kisses your kids with that mouth or something like that. That's ridiculous. Is it though? That's that's the most foolish logic like I feel like it should be the opposite like Like just if you're dating them, what do you mean? Not everything like you kiss every girl that you mess with Why do why do women do that? This is weird Women act like listen by the way as a woman and as a man once you go to tin It's no dialing it back Like once you go in the bedroom everything you do in the bedroom you're going to do in the bedroom Which said person? Yes, but she also said you kiss every person you hook up with are you implying that they're some people that like They don't even kiss them. They just come over and then they just start never happened given head never in the history of life That's crazy. Like I love kissing that's intimate. That's intimacy, bro I'm a cancer. I'm a cancer. I'm a cancer. I'm a cancer. I'm shut up He's trying to wash his hands. He's trying to wash off my pale, bro. He's trying to wash off my pale after I said that one thing, bro I'm on doggy You know, look at me eating that chicken, bro I'm just gonna talk with this guy We're gonna have to name this podcast to the east my brother Jesus Christ But no, when you get in the bedroom if you're used to doing certain things You're gonna always do those certain things with whoever it is. Yes. Yes as long as they're with it That's not true. What? You've never gone backwards Taylor. I don't give head to every guy Not but they wouldn't want it. Excuse me. They would want it Wait, wait, wait, wait, wait, wait, of course I do the same reason how they would want sex too And I just have them give me head and bye. Can I ask you a personal question? Whoa. Whoa. Whoa. Why you got to be so tough She's your filly. Why she got to be so filly. She's from Philly Barely from Philly. She's low in marrying ass. Yes She want to act like she wasn't one nothing the eye away from a baby I was not Did you hear this? This is beautiful. I want y'all to play this audio because I think this is incredible I think this is amazing. Did you hear this? What is this white man praising black women? He says he Does not date white women and he gave all these things always go viral. It's all but you know what dancing ass whites We need it A lot of people have been DMing me and asking me why I prefer black women. Let's break it down If you see my account, you'll know the stuff I like to talk about a lot of sociology in my experience I have better conversations about that with black women. That's because it affects them It doesn't affect white women as much. They don't think about it 90 in the time I see somebody really talking spicy on this app saying something I really agree with it is a black woman Also, black women don't have an issue with my friends that multiple white girls be like Why do you hang out with so many black people? That's because black people don't ask me dumb questions like that Also, I was a criminal for a long time I think a lot of white girls are like drug dealers because uh, it's cool. They don't really care about you This is just like a game for them. White women will let yourself destruct told a lot of my friends that they didn't listen to me And that's exactly what happened black women seem to genuinely care and want me to do better Also, this is a little newscaster boys It is exclusively for job interviews court and uh talking to girls when they're mad at me So I don't feel that comfortable around white people feel like black people laugh with me and white people laugh at me This is amazing for race relations in america. I think that this is necessary Did he say that he could date black women because he used to be a criminal? He used to be a criminal No, I don't know what he said. I don't know what he was trying to say right there. He said White women like drug dealers Black women probably understand more which is kind of I didn't understand that part. I really didn't I didn't I didn't these guys they every once in a while Some like white guy with a southern accent says something about how amazing black chicks are and then it always goes viral And we make a good deal about it. We need that we had a we had a this morning on breakfast club We had people call in if you're a white man who loves black women if you're a white woman who loves black guys We need that for race relations in america. It is great for the game. It's amazing It's incredible people who smash everybody You don't need this hierarchy if if there's a hierarchy It implies that there's something wrong with the other and we don't like this is good coming from you It's an over-correction if you will this is good coming from you because you've experienced it I've experienced it all baby from new york. You've been with black. You've been with white. You've been with spanish You know i'm saying to a jongles in there You gave a few hundred dollars to a couple spanish women in the Bronx. You didn't have to buy my baby fat jacket, right? I might have So you don't have a preference I don't have any my preference is honestly like who I connect with bro energy energy bro as long as they're white It's energy bro It all seriously no it it's just who you fucking connect with is who is who's chill, man I think uh, yeah, I just see this happening a lot Maybe it's like easier coming from my perspective like Like i'm sure that there's a reverse version of this like i'm sure there's like some black dude That's like really understanding of like conservative politics and then all these like white People who are conservatives go like fine. They post them. Yeah, you know a little black guy He gets it, you know, but as like white do you look at this and like bro? No one cares who you fuck like you look at it And you want to stop you say stop pandering Yes, like you want to pat on the back because you fuck hot girls Like you're not cool because you if the black chicks are hot and we look at them We're like, whoa, they're hot and they're like interesting intelligent. You're not like fucking Breaking down race relations by having sex with beautiful intelligent women That's what everybody wants to do. Well, listen, man. I think you're cool. Whoever you are. I don't know your name I think keep it up the good work, buddy. See how not cool. He thinks you are. He don't even know your name, bro We only feel like that's because black people are looked upon as like Other and I haven't other just like they downplay us a lot. Yes. Someone lift us up. It's like who downplays us Now that is that that is part of it. Yo, that is part of it We get excited when someone's preaching. No, I just like and I like race relations I think that is good to see a white person, you know, saying that about black people Listen, if it was a black guy saying that about white women, come on, bro Come on, bro. What do you think? Come on, bro Come on, I'll be like go out there and make a little obama king. Yeah, bro. What you mean? Black twitter would storm that motherfucker like it was the capital, bro And he had that guy's house breaking down windows Come on. So black guy out there like I'll just get along better with white women. Come on I don't know what his name was. I thought he was probably telling me to bring it shows things. You're a fucking idiot But hey, what did I used to call those guys? It was it was a white, uh It was a white walker No, no, no, I remember it was me you and in duval. We were like the mtv awards I was like, no, that's just like white tap dancing. There's another term for that white cooning white cooning Wooning wounding. That's wounding right there. That's wounding, bro. I see y'all I see you. Hey, but do you bro? Um, I guess we got a fuck I thought he had to make a whole press release Listen, I respected he got four million views on shader room and a bunch of black women in his dms. Listen, that's what he's doing That's why it's brilliant. He yo, he got a bunch of sisters in his dm right now. He's booktell june teeth Yeah Okay, um I guess we got to talk about what happened at the Capitol, right? Yeah, yeah, yeah, because we got we was getting the news in real time. Um Last week, that's right. Yeah. Yeah. I mean, I'm I just personally Honestly think that if there's not any real consequences and repercussions To what happened last week America and democracy as we know it is really really headed for a bad place I'm going to Super Bowl if they could break into the Capitol and nothing happens to them I'm going to Super Bowl because I mean, listen, let me let me ask you this I'm watching the Super Bowl serious question If you're going to watch the Super Bowl if you could if now you break into shit nothing happens to you Yes, absolutely. Let me ask you a question show if that was don't do it out of any of my shows though Them tickets are if that was really al-qaeda. Yeah, right our our isis, right? How fast would that country have gotten bombed if they did some shit like that if they have oil immediately If they if they don't have oil next day, yeah, ain't no votes if they have oil if they had no oil Bro, well, okay. Let's say if they didn't have oil guess what every single one of them would have got executed on the spot There's not a country if you do any research any country where there's been an attempted coup And the coup has failed these people get killed on the spot I'm talking about lined up that shot. Yeah That was treason. Yeah. Yeah, it was those were terrorists. That is the most unpatriotic shit that you can do Yeah, you can't claim to be american and do that not to mention Every single member of congress was in there And in the body this ain't a democrat thing. This ain't a republican thing This is if you live in this country. Is that really what you want? Yeah Yeah, I'm down. I would be totally fine like when the lady got shot. I was cool with it She she earned it. Yeah, she earned it. She earned it. Listen, we can't we can't sit here and act like some things are not earned She earned that yo and a lot of people don't understand this also like because it sounds crazy to say that when the lady got shot That was okay The other the security guard just died Prior and they're all communicating with each other I'm sure and walkie-talkies and the dude was like, yo, they just yank frank who was a trump supporter By the way, they stomped out a trump supporter who was a security guard. Oh, that was the cop. They beat the one Sean King posted Wow, I don't know if Sean King posted. He blocked me. Well, even though he says on An interview. Yo, just talk to me. So it is what it is. He blocked. Yeah Yeah, he got his black voice down, bro That's one of the best black voices I've ever seen like, you know how like comedians can do black voices that guy's black voices Good. Oh my god. Super good, bro. I didn't know frank was a trump supporter Maybe they should let people wait in maga attire at these fucking places saved his life He gave his ass be like, I'm letting y'all in why you think the doors are open But they beat his ass they killed him. So if you're one of the dudes that just found out your homeboy Just got killed and stomped out outside and then somebody's trying to come through the window Yeah, and there's three of you and there's thousands again. I'm bucking it goes back to what we was talking about just now It's like if you if you on your walkie-talkies all of this shit's happening You don't know what's going on Somebody hit you and say frank just got killed killed and they doing this over here. You don't hurt two things Yo mad people getting killed in the capital right now. So your mind is already on some old now We got to take these motherfuckers out, bro. It's we were talking on on flavor It's call of duty from now on call the duty second the second Second somebody gets killed on your team and I have a gun We're living today, bro. They came back home. They came with gallows. I don't know what that means Gallows the shit a white person wouldn't know what a gallow is a gallows with the hang people From Right, I thought you just hang them from some high shit what they call it a gallow, right? That's the right pronunciation. You know, I can't pronounce it Well, maybe I don't gallo Yes, a gallo. They brought some shit to hangs people. Yes They had this shit outside and they were screaming hang mic pinch Hang mic mic pinch deserves to be hung So it's like, yo, imagine if they would have ran into one of these motherfuckers Yo, can you imagine if that y'all really think they would have done shit like that? Yes. Okay, so there's two things one Imagine if they saw ALC, bro Yeah, that's fucked up. Come on. Imagine if they saw Omar Come on. Nancy Pelosi because they probably didn't know all the members of congress So they know they know Chuck Schumer. They came in looking for Chuck Schumer's office. Right Nancy Pelosi the squad Man, you know, you know how bad that could have been, bro And I don't give a fuck how you feel about any of those people. This is still america No, I'm down with like that on your wife. You gotta you got to take care I thought the punishment for treason was death death, but apparently we looked it up yesterday The high treason the punishment is death. There are different like levels of treason. So for example I guess high treason is maybe when you're out there like using acts of violence on those people or like attendants or whatever I think other people that are like Hey, okay, I guess we're all running into the capital, but their goal was not to Blow shit up, you know I'm saying I'm sorry. There's sons of people at marches that are at the march But they're not blowing things up man. They had they had the little zip ties to tie people up You got gallows. Some people had weapons. You got military gear. I don't know what the fuck you're here to do Yeah, you ain't got no business in the goddamn capital storming. No, of course, you don't have any business I guess what I'm trying to say is like Are we going to execute all the people that were there like every single one? Can we can we show some discrepancy between the people who like we're trying to harm people's lives and the people Who are protesting for something they believed in even though we believe that it's that's not a protest though I mean listen, donald trump said himself He said it's six months ago during the summer when the black lives matter rally was happening He signed that executive order the statue statues and monuments act and he was like you should get a mandatory 10 year minimum if you Uh disrespect the statue disrespect the monument or do some damage to a federal building. Yeah, put him in jail 10 years I'm all about that. I'm with that. I'm with that, but the people who killed that cop Gotta go like in a real way because if you don't make an example out of them What does it what does what is another country thinking right now also cop killers always get death penalty, right? I think that's a uh mandatory death penalty if the state has it It's much harsher treatment Yeah, if you if you do anything to a cop or any kind of law enforcement You get if the state has it death penalty and if not, it's like life or something like that You should absolutely you can't do that. Shit. What is another country thinking right now? Who cares lines don't consider No, but you gotta do the reason you gotta make examples is because you gotta scare the next person from doing that You gotta scare the next motherfuckers here in this country No, pull up All right Pull up because the next people that pull up coming in there with them. Thanks At real for us. We make the things and sell it to them We have the things america can never get that cocky because honestly what happened last week What we worried about that could have been France. No, but that could have been that France That could have been a 9 11 left french guys coming in to storm the capital Listen, that could have been a 9 11 level tragedy and I tell you why I think about Emmanuel am e-church and Charlton sarkin liners lose to the 843 I think about how one guy went in there with a 9 millimeter and took off nine people Yep, five or six people get to that Senate floor. Everybody in the Senate is old, by the way Yeah, five or six guys going there with them nine millimeters. They could have took out every single lawmaker in america Yep, and then what happens? I don't even know what the fuck happens after something like that happens Who becomes president probably get some shit done Shut up man That's what would probably happen I just said all these old people bicker in front like they hate each other and then reality behind closed doors they sharing chicken No, that is I mean listen that That that that is that could be true. That is true But I'm just saying like that shit could have been very very very very bad You have to make examples. Yo, I think the takeaway from this should really be Uh, the immediate action that happened like obviously all these people involved should be punished It's it's it's despicable behavior. It's stupid. They're fucking idiots But I think the takeaway from this should also be the immediate action that followed, right? So you saw big tech All of a sudden wipe these people off the planet, right? They took away all their accounts, etc All these people that they profited off of for the last four years donald trump included Yes, all these people that they let organize all these people that they let share their data and information All these people that they made billions of dollars off of and then the last moment right when donald is out of office They come in they're going we'll be the heroes. We can't let hate on our platform We can mother fucker y'all made billions of dollars in a second You can't make any more money off of it. Then you clip them Eat a dick eat a dick and the reason I say eat a dick man is because like I feel the same way about them So corny, bro I feel the same way about them as I do about betsy devils and all these people that are resigning It's like, yo, you know, don't don't don't do that to trump now Oh, yeah, you know, they're treating trump. You know the way they treating trump like alonzo and training day When alonzo was the man and when he was in power It was he ran shit soon as somebody soon as hoit flipped on him and shot him in the ass They left they left him the fin for himself hyenas and scar now Let's see if the russians finish trump off the way the russians finished off lanzo and training day I'm just saying like like don't do that now like that to me. That's weak Very weak. It's pussy and you got to look at all their character when they do that shit I don't by the way, I don't think it's an attack on freedom of speech though Well, let's let's have that first. I want to have that conversation as well But I do want to talk about the big tech thing which is kind of interesting because like I think that the only thing that billionaires are afraid of is insurrection right because As long as there's not As long as there's not like insurrection there can be unrest but as long as there's not insurrection their money is safe But if you actually have a government get toppled all of a sudden all that money in those banks that they got there That could vanish immediately. It's not like they got screws mcduck or whatever the fuck like a big old vault with the money that you could swim in That's in the bank So they can't have insurrection So I don't find it coincidental at all that the second there is a realistic insurrection in a country The next day all these people who have been uh Pushing the insurrection get wiped off of the internet And if you don't think a few phone calls have been made like uh, okay, okay, that's enough you you fucking with our money now Yeah, yeah, yeah, we've got to quiet this down. I think the problem with america, especially because of social media We don't take things as serious as they should everything looks like a reality show So, you know when you when you see people say things like oh donald trump should stay on social media because he's entertaining Bro, it's not a movie dog And I think last week showed us that like it's ain't no fucking movie like it's not a game Like we have to start taking the rhetoric that people say and the things that people do seriously Everything can't just be another headline. That's how I feel about the capital. Shit to be honest I feel like my fuck is just moved on from that shit like bro. We just watched an attempted coup In america some shit that we would never Think we would see I didn't even pay attention to it. Yeah, see what I'm saying. I was watching your honor See what I'm saying Really good, but we but no but but everybody's like no nobody realizes The impact of things until it hits them in their backyard like when I was in south carolina during 9 11 I didn't realize the impact of 9 11 I remember sleeping in my bed and my grandmother god bless the dead Opened the door and said yo, you got to see what's going on in the world and I got up and I looked in It didn't hit me like I I I'm sure it hit you shows You know because you're here. Yeah, you know, I mean your brother was in school Like wasn't you in school? What are you one of y'all in school right there? He was right next to it. But yeah, it didn't hit me like that I'm not I wasn't standing on a wall screen watching people jump now when I moved to new york Now all of a sudden and you drive down. I'm like, man, I can't even imagine that shit happening Yeah, yeah, you know what I mean? I can't imagine all these people out in the street running debris everywhere. Yada yada That's how we are with Everything yeah, I decided now that shit is fucked up. We gotta we can't be this desensitized We can't be this detached than what's going on. But what what is that a, you know, what's the reason for that? social media Yeah, everything everything looks like a reality show everything looks like a game Like we don't even know if shit is real or not Yeah, you know what I mean? Like you'll see some shit happening and some shit will happen around Somebody's album or somebody's movie and you'd be like, oh, that's a publicity stunt All right, some shit or like last week even the capital shit last week They were like that's the uh, what they call the shit like sandy hook. What's the shit? false flag I'm like people died false flag means like Well, people died false flags, but false flags is like a government organized event to galvanize support for something So like a lot of times you could make the argument that this is the perfect false flag for the democrats and republicans Like if I was a democrat or republican Once they stormed the capital and no senators got hurt But the entire world watched it happen and the sentiment was like this is ridiculous I am rejoicing. I'm like, yo, this is the best case scenario for what we want. All these republicans have been sucking trump's dick A lot of them. Well, they're all fucking pussies, but a lot of them don't want to but they know that their voters Love trump. So they're like, I'll lose my voters if I go against him So I gotta suck this guy's dick whenever reality. I don't fuck with him That's a good point you just made too because You know now the reason I think a lot of them are bailing is because like they never fuck with him Not only that but do they really love trump, bro? We just lost the oval office and the senate Right in georgia in a in a historically red state. They're like, is he really the guy y'all? Well, as long as he wasn't listen, he got 75 million people to vote for him So I think a lot of these republicans were like, yo, if we say anything against this guy We could lose our spots or terrified So they were held hostage by trump and they were too pussy to give any pushback and anybody who did give pushback He went at their fucking necks, right? So do you think that they were getting paid too? No, not necessarily paid. I guess what I'm trying to say is like sometimes things happen organically and sometimes things are staged Right and the u.s. Government has staged things to get us into war. That's a fact the gulf of tonkin The weapons of mass destruction that weren't there weapons of mass destruction. They were mass destruction They were in iraq. I mean to get us into the spanish-american war like they said that there was this a Bomb we were attacked when in reality a bomb went off. There was probably us that you know set it off I mean people even whatever we don't have to get into conspiracy shit. That's not conspiracy. That is fact Right and the reason is is because in order for you to take a huge action Like say wiping off all these people's instagram accounts and twitter accounts You need support of the country if the country is not backing you you can't do something like that But most of us were like, all right, this is getting too far shutdown is queuing on shit Shut down all that other shit too late, though You're literally four years too late like people say it's never too late to do the right thing Yeah, it is it is But what it did is it made it difficult for them to communicate in order for them to do these like widespread acts of protests They need easy communication platforms and it's so easy to do it on twitter on facebook on this other stuff now they're forced to use these other These other apps like one is called. I think uh telegraph or something like that never heard of it telegraph, right? So like there's a couple of them and they're like forced to use those apps to talk to each other And they're a little bit more clunky They're not used to this kind of weight and a lot of these people are too stupid to even go find something like telegraph So they can't organize as effectively which is safer You don't want hundreds of thousands of people being able to organize and being galvanized behind one thing Is telegraph one of those apps that people think they're they're communicating in secret Because people send me that type of shit all the time. They're like, yo, you need to get on this I can't even remember the name of these shit now And i'm like Do y'all really think they're not monitoring this shit the easiest way to monitor somebody is to build the app To tell people this is an app that nobody can see you on So now all you stupid motherfuckers get on it and think y'all having these secret conversations. We're watching this shit the whole time um I don't believe though that I don't believe this is a threat to freedom of speech and the only reason I don't believe this is a threat to freedom of speech Is because I told y'all this shit a million times Speech ain't free bro There's a cost to everything that comes out of your mouth, especially when you saying it on a platform that ain't yours You know what I'm saying? This is these are privately owned companies instagram, twitter, facebook If they don't like some shit that they that we're doing us saying They got rules and guidelines terms and conditions I don't know if y'all have ever read them, but they get violated every day on social media Yeah, you're lucky that they haven't been taking us down more. Shit. They've been fucking with me Really? I might have to follow I might have to unfollow little doob all Because I think he making us Because they got doob all out of here. What is it? What is it? I don't know man. And when I when I talked to my dude at instagram He said he didn't know because you know they they put him back up a couple times and they said They was like, yo, I don't know why they took down his second. They took down his second page. They've been doing that to me too. They took down Two posts of mine recently they took down the post I posted the guy hitting the dude in the face the guy that kept calling the n word And the dude that hit him with the soda or whatever. Yeah, they took that down and then reached out Facebook reached out to iHeart instagram took it down and then facebook reached out to iHeart And asked me to delete the video. They'll have to deactivate my whole facebook page. I'm like, huh So then uh This week they took down a picture I posted of richard barnett sitting in nancy polosi's office the way I'm sitting right now and all I put was yo, he got a he got the means that something like yo He's just been arrested or some shit like that and they took that down I'm like, what the fuck are they concerned That you are like exposing who that person is and then maybe people might take action against them They're really concerned about this inciting violence. I just reported that he got arrested. Yeah, that you know This is how this is how fucking nuanced it is. This is unbelievable Anybody who shared this happened recently the first episode of shalt saves america, you know where I got the red Letterman jacket um If you share that on instagram and tag me and usually I could re share, right? When I go to repost that It doesn't allow me to repost it takes you or me or anybody To a coronavirus website. What about the facts of coronavirus because we were talking about So they said he must have flagged you as uh, given our false information, but here's the thing that's interesting about it How the fuck Can they fight figure out from somebody taking a screenshot or videotaping their tv That it's that every single time how sophisticated is their shit? Yes. It's some type. Yeah. Yeah, no, no you're right It's some type of algorithm. No, it is me and duvall was talking about it. It's literally some type of algorithm So once you post that it's out there So whenever that algorithm pops up on instagram instagram just automatically knows but it must be visual They're they're taking a video that someone took of their tv You know I'm saying is someone is at home videotaping their tv like yo you gotta check this out And the second they tag me it there that takes you to the coronavirus. It's the tag Tagging but no if you tag me in the second episode or third episode fourth episode doesn't do that I'm telling you They're operating on another level. We're just scratching the surface as to what they can do and if they can do that Yeah, they know about that You telling me they don't know that these people were planning to come at the capital Of course they knew if you're telling me that someone could videotape their tv and see a jacket I'm wearing not even the audio just the jacket And then that will take you to a coronavirus information page You don't think they're aware these motherfuckers playing to storm the capital fuck It's something about the algorithm. They knew they were complicit and they should all be punished every single one of them Yeah, I mean listen, that's what I'm saying. So I mean celebrated. You did what you had to do patriots Listen, none of those big tech people Can act like they don't have blood on their hands Just like none of the people that stood by trump ball these past four years can act like they don't have blood on their hands They know what the fuck is going on and by the way, I'm all Thor removing motherfuckers that are on social media lying and spreading bullshit. I believe in freedom of speech I don't believe in freedom to lie. So that's why it decides the truth though. That is the tricky question Who is the decided the truth because you could say some statistic, right? You could say some statistic about the police Brutalizing black people and then somebody could find a way that where that statistic isn't exactly accurate It is accurate within the context, you know of a certain amount of years But in the overall context, it could look like a misleading or false information. Should you be taken down? Yeah, I don't think about I get what you're saying. That's a great point. I don't I don't mean it in that much nuanced way I mean it more so like The chick that was you know, licking the lavatories, you know, I'm saying that was puckering the porcelain You know what I mean that was giving cungulingus to the commode, you know I mean that chick the chick who the chick who got famous from fucking tiktok licking the toilets And she jumped out there and said that Kanye West in the in the uh, the beauty guru Jeffrey star was a couple Yeah, she literally came out this week and said she was lying about the whole thing The whole thing they were a couple or that he was the whole thing. She said I only did it for attention Wow a woman who licks toilets on an air on an airplane Would do something just for attention. Whoa people like that delete the whole page They gotta go they gotta go get rid of them. They they're misusing the platform But who gets this side? What is truthful and what is it? That's the person who owns the gut. You know what the person who owns the platform that That's why I'm gonna give some pushback, bro. These platforms become so big. I think they're almost like Parks, they're like national parks. It's like they're like reserves We get to use these reserves and we get to go on there We get as long as we're not like murdering people and that kind of stuff I think that it's almost like a human right a civil right I do think so because they always hide behind this shit. They're like, yo, if you don't like our platform Go use another one. Motherfucker. You buy all the other ones So none of these other ones can get popping enough for me to use it So stop acting like it's a free market. You make it so it's not a free market. You know what needs to happen I mean, but somebody's gonna have to have some real resources to do it These platforms gotta start getting sued when you if I if I'm Kanye and I'm Yes, if I'm Kanye and I'm suing, you know, the young lady who was out there putting her goddamn tongue on the toilet seat I'm motherfucking adding TikTok to the lawsuit I'm adding to the lawsuit, especially if that video is still up now Like if if you made this comment about me and you said I was sleeping with such and such And you know come out and admit that it's a lie If that video is not deleted and you're still putting keeping that lie up on your page Same way they did you with the fucking show take america bomb one if they're keeping this lie up You know, this isn't true. It's gotta come down. You know what? I'm All this sounds good. There is this like slippery slope situation with these types of actions because You never know when it's gonna come bite you in the fucking ass for example Okay, saying anything that's wrong is a violation and you got to come down or the video got to come down Well, what if we're sitting here saying things jokingly on the podcast and then someone goes, oh, well, it turns out that you know Taylor wasn't with you know 20 guys. That's false information. Take it down. Take the whole page down. Listen once again Free speech ain't free There's a cost to everything and guess what sometimes motherfuckers come and collect. I don't know if we want to pay that cost I know but that's what you just said shows is exactly the problem people don't want to pay the cost But guess who has to pay the cost you guess who has to pay the cost me You know why because of the positions we're in so why do regular motherfuckers? And I don't mean to say regular regular's not the right word Why do people who are not in the positions that we're in get to get on line and say whatever ever the fuck they want to say Because what they say Doesn't Matter as much because not as many people are going to see it does when they put out some bullshit that spreads and then it cost you something Yes, no, no 100 percent. Don't get me wrong 100 percent I guess the argument behind the big tech companies is A donald trump saying something that could really incite violence turns into a coup Whereas some average person that says that he likes black chicks Right that most cases that's not going to turn into something bigger than what it is It only became bigger because the shade room reposted it real talk. That's but that's all it takes So is that on shade room? Uh, I mean, that's not a bad thing. I get what you say But that's not a bad thing if if it was put it like this shade room would never repost Him saying he wants to kill a bunch of black women. You know what they probably would No, that's the sad part. No shit like that would absolutely trend. That's the sad part I guess that's what we're saying like everybody has to start having more accountability. Everybody has to start holding themselves More responsible because we do fuel a lot of this bullshit. How do we stop that is what I want to know That's what I think Hey, man, I'm like nike bro. Just sue it. You know what I'm saying like that's that's my motto Thank you. Nike for not suing us. That's me in the courtroom with the air Jordan shit like yo If a motherfucker say some shit that ain't true legal letter if a motherfucker say some shit that ain't true Sue them I need to I need to know how much energy you got for that bullshit that you're spewing. I wanted to get on that I might I might start doing that. Why not? Yeah listen Okay, a person told me there's a person who told me That you know, they work for an organization They work for a corporation that corporation some corporations know that they're going to take certain heat for certain shit because they know Certain people that may be getting talked about right will press that lawsuit button. Yes. I like being on that list I like being you could talk about me, but it's gonna cost that's it because I listen I'm uh, because I've gotten it. I've had to pay those tolls. I've gotten sued You know, I mean you think I've never gotten sued for donkey today Yeah, you think my fuckers ain't never named me in lawsuits and tried to say defamation and slam and all that said no That shit cost money. You got to fight that shit. You know, I mean sometimes you got to settle shit Yeah, you know because sometimes they right. Yeah, there's nothing you can do about it Yeah, but guess what that is the cost to what you motherfuckers call free speech. There's no such thing Yeah, that's just not I think that's maybe the reason why I don't sue is that I understand people are gonna say Whatever they want about me and I that's fine as long as I could say whatever I want about them Some shit gotta go Some shit you gotta goddamn let that hammer go. It feels good. Yeah, that gavel you gotta put the gavel down You can't be like that. Michelle Obama to you when they go low we go high nah, sometimes you gotta go to hell Let's do the goddamn limbo, bro Let's do the legal limbo do the legal fucking limbo. I want to see how low can you fucking go God damn it. All right. What else? Oh, uh, positively brilliant deadpool three coming I I know andrew doesn't give a fuck. I love comic books, but the beauty of deadpool three is that it's part of the marvel universe Oh, so they pulled him in. Yes, man. That's gonna be good But wait, haven't they pulled him into x-men? Remember when deadpool was in x-men a little bit and then wolverine had to fight him on top of the silo x-men don't really count though because x-men was trash, you know, I'm saying like X-men's gonna be good now because it's part of the mcu x-men was fire. What are you talking about? What you talking about x-men is garbage x-men been fire bro garbage man, and I'm the guy wolverine tatted on my arm. There's never been a good x-men movie You are crazy The more recent ones have been better Son, you don't like the x-men movies. Are we talking about the ones with the kids? I'm talking about the og x-men movies to set this whole marvel universe up No, they didn't set the marvel universe up. They set up the marvel film industry. That's what I'm saying without those movies There's no marvel film industry like this I watched those back in the day and was excited because I'm a comic book guy So to see those characters on the big screen, but those movies were garbage come on trash, man How do you figure that? That fine-ass blue chick mystique that was jennifer lords No Rebecca remains stamos. That's who it was from full house That she married the full house dude She was the original mystique rebecca romaine stamos bro. She was bad. I don't remember that but ass naked Why don't I remember the blue herp all over her body from the huge jackman x-men? Hugh jackman x-men. Yes. I always thought that was a great name for like a porno star like a porno star jackman Like yeah, if you just went to his page to watch him masturbate. I don't remember lords, bro Yeah, I don't remember no Rebecca remained. Yeah, she was a piece. That's her work A pe-pe-pe-pe-pe-pe-pe-pe-pe-piece. Why now she wasn't on full house. She married. I think john stamos who was in full house I never noticed it. Come on, bro Yeah, she was she was how do they keep her vagina from showing they don't They just put little vaginas all over her. So you don't know Her whole suit is made of lady So that's her pops out whenever you know her whole suit is made out of what ties should be made out of bro vaginas Undestructible And oh, I never knew that Okay, that's that's yeah, man. Come on. Charles Xavier old Xavier when you had way better gondi When gondi played Xavier and then you had the old-ass uh movies with trash, bro Nah, you your takes are crazy. I'm with you on on woman wonder. What's it called? This is a stupid ass movie wonder woman. I'm with you on that even though I never saw it, but I know it's trash but Sometimes your marvel takes are kind of doodoo. No, bro. These were trash. X-Men movies are trash. No, they're gonna be good Once they get into the marvel universe. I have faith that they're gonna do right by the x-men I don't know how they're gonna introduce them in the world. I think it's gonna be easy Because they have the multiverse now. What about wolverine movies. You fuck with wolverine movies, huh? What Logan is garbage. You say Logan is garbage. It's the best one out of all of them, but What's your favorite movie of all time? Yeah, my girl with um, thomas j macaulie colkin and um What was the young lady name? You know like my girl? I don't remember it like that. I watched it when I was a kid He got stung by bee or something. Oh my god. Watch that. Watch that this weekend with your girl Pussy ass. My boy can't take a little bee sting That she was sad when she was at the funeral she was at the funeral and she was like Oh my god, man, my girl was amazing. No, I didn't I didn't like none of the x-men. They're gonna be good though All right, what's your favorite marvel movie? That's a good question my favorite. I mean honestly, I would I don't want to be a prisoner at a moment and say in game But it was the best man. I love it. I love that. I watch actually watch infinity war and in game over the holidays back and back That's just those are just two of the greatest movies ever made. Yeah, um, I like civil war first iron man first Iron man's great flames great first nine man's fantastic. There's not by the way There hasn't been a whack movie since they started with iron not uh The captain america number two or something like that. Oh man Trash by the way captain america might be the best trilogy of all the marvel movies Captain america is one of the best trilogies ever what you're saying right now is preposterous. No, man You are saying horrible things right now the first captain america the second one with winna soldier in the third one civil war Civil war the whole action sequences in the parking lot doodoo Come on. They ran out of money. Obviously doodoo. Come on They just beating each other up outside of cost. That's the civil war No Cheap ass ending to the movie they ran out of money. That's what that was name a better trilogy of movies Avengers He's only two. No, no I think there's four. There was no count. Why don't they come to a great But in game and infinity war that's something totally different. That's another level That's a trilogy bro. I just named I named that shit per oh dark knight done Easy that's something way better. Okay superhero trilogy. I give you that dark knight Number one superhero trilogy number two is the captain america iron man trilogy even though one of them was trash No, no, they wasted the mandalorian and one of them shit, bro Wait, and they bring them back in the next universe. The mandalorian is actually a dope ass villain They wasted them by making him like a false flag Wait the mandalorian isn't that the fucking tv show on disney? No, what was the name? What was the guy's name? No, no, man. The mandalorian, right? The mandarin there you fucking go. Come on, bro. I know I can't pronounce nothing as long as y'all know what I'm talking about All right, I'm just saying thank you Um dwayne dwayne. What's the best? What's the best trilogy? dark knight Not even close. I'm not mad at that. I said dark knight number one and then I say captain america's number two You said wonder woman was the best trilogy, bro. You said it's the best trilogy. They haven't even made the third movie Wonder woman actually set women back I'm seriously if I'm serious if they say that terrible black things set black people back wonder woman set women back What's terrible black things? I mean just in july not to be like, oh flavor love set black people back You know, I mean like it's a wonder woman set women back. Okay. Let me ask you this question How you feel about gal gadot? That's wonder woman playing cleopatra She's playing cleopatra. Yes tonal depth. That's about as tonal depth is fucking howard university naming um ring Oh, I can't remember the young ladies named naming the asian woman The the head of the edit. What's her name? Ren Ren you Ren Ren you naming Ren Ren you to editing chief of howard magazine It's a historically black college in university There the it's half black. No quarter. Her name is Ren Ren you I mean black people have wild names, too That's me Come on chris now's your time to shine hit the hit the hit the drums There's nothing more asian than ren ren you and by the way the salute the ren ren you this is not an indictment of you This is she's more than qualified to run a magazine. You just can't run A historic a historically black college in university magazine. You're there to tell Stories about they're black people. Why are non-black people at that school? I mean I don't I listen. I don't have a problem with that Right. I don't have I don't have a problem with people being students at the school My problem is this if you're a black historically black colleges You are cool with them having non-black students Well, a lot of black in them at all Well, a lot of white people go there because they're considered minorities or they get scholarships and stuff Yeah, but why would they allow it? Why would they take up a black spot? Yo yo yo shows played. I mean Alex played a guy. It's professing his love for black women You know why a white guy wouldn't want to go to a hbc. Oh, he's just trying to crack Oh, looks like there's some cheeks on campus that need crack We don't want to talk to you because we find that you didn't really graduate from hampton. You lied. Wait, man You didn't graduate. You got on it. Yes, you did. That's why we call you I assumed you graduated. You didn't graduate. I graduated from temple. I went to hampton and then I transferred to a temple. Too many blacks No, it was this hella expensive and How do you have to charge black people to go to a black school? That's fucked up. Hold on. It's a private school. HBCUs aren't free for black people. They should be. No, he's absolutely That's crazy. No, that should be that should be part of the HBCU is not free for black people That should be part of the reparations package. I'm not even joking like historic. Yes I'm with you 100% college They should wipe out student loan debt and they should allow black people to go to historically black colleges and universities I can't believe they're saddling black kids with all this college debt for degrees They can't even use and that's considered some sort of progress. No, I'm with you. Let them get go there for free and my main my main problem with Howard is When you're a black person and you're in the position to hire other black people You should do it. You can't have all these conversations about You know Diversity and being inclusive and making sure we got black people and c-sweets like you got to practice what you're preaching, bro You have to be the change you want to see you can't I can't demand you Put, you know, black white corporations put black people in executive positions, and I'm not doing it. Yeah It's really just that simple for me. No, and then Rin Rin Rin you salute to you Up to I told you I read your credentials. You're over qualified But it's a HBCU if you're going to be there telling black stories. They should have a black person there Documenting the black experience telling black stories because you can be qualified all you want if you don't have the experience of what? Would you feel comfortable if I took over the position? I think that could be kind of lit I think that could be kind of lit, bro. Andrew Schultz is the head of the Howard University. What is it called? It's editing chief. It's called xxl. What is the name of the man? Look at this Her responsibilities include producing Howard magazine and leading the university's storytelling efforts and strategy through other Key channels. Do you really want somebody else telling your story? Let me ask you a question, Andrew Yes, would an Asian organization let a black person be in charge of telling their stories? I don't think that they would Come on, man. We know A black person can't be a chef probably You paying top dollar for a bachi and then a non-Asian pulls up. I'm kind of upset Why you gave us the non-Asian table? I get a discount out here. I need that Asian. I've never thought about it. I'd be tight I always thought about it like I wonder if I could be a chef here if I wanted to You got to do your own. Have you ever seen like a My wife and kids they had that little skit. What it was like a Hawaiian guy being he was a chef for them That's fine. Hawaiians can do it because they got Asian in them. Um, it's like partial Asian now It doesn't matter what the hibachi guy is cooking If it's hibachi, yeah, no If it's hibachi, it's got to be Asian It's like when you go into like the Japanese restaurant and I like the sushi chef Kind of looks Japanese because they dress them up, but then you can see he's mexican I'm gonna know what you're doing bro. You just dress the number of mexicans is japanese You know, that's a good point because there's this there was there's this kosher restaurant in t-neck, new jersey It's called chopsticks. I used to go there all the time. I haven't been in a long long long It's a kosher Well, chinese people make their food kosher because they have a great relationship with the jews people Whoa, but when you get there It's jewish people at the counter When you take a peek in that kitchen, who's cooking it's the asians. That's all hey, I'm with that So rin rin you if you need a new job You say what Like for black people they take over our hair then for black people they take over like the soul food I'm not blaming rin rin you for this because rin rin you got hired. She got hired by black people So I can't say she's taking over They hired her my only point with this because I don't not want this to be an indictment to rin rin you My only point with this if you're a black And you're in a position to hire other black people and put other black people in executive positions You should do Yeah, I think the only other thing that'd be interesting to say is that like Just I would love to be there when she told her parents. She was going to an hbcu They don't even know it. They probably even know what it was. You don't think She's like I got a job at Howard university. Oh wait. She doesn't go to the school. She's just outside No, I thought when you're at the school you do all the jobs from the school. I don't think she's a student No, she's not a student because she got hired like her resume is crazy. Like she then she's been out in the world Like she's like then she had like her own uh Consulting firm a strategy firm. She saw that she's worked at the washingtonian then I would say this If she's not part of the school And she is the most qualified person for this position Are you putting the black students at a disadvantage by not hiring her? Because now they will have a less qualified person Educating them on these stories. I refuse to believe on this experience. I refuse to believe I refuse to believe that there's not a black person out there who's not as qualified. Let me give you an example Of course, we're this is a completely hypothetical situation. Of course, there's gonna be a black guy out there who's You know just as qualified to do a black one benzino could do it, right? He's not doing anything, right? so You have a situation where let's say pat riley says I would like to coach At an hbcu, you know black people have done so much for me and my career And I'd like to give back at the collegiate level pat riley's arguably one of the greatest coaches Runners of an organization in history. Mm-hmm. Do you take that opportunity and have all those kids playing for him? Have the opportunity to play for one of the greatest coaches of all time and learn things They might not be able to learn from a black head coach who is elite but not as elite Do you give those kids the opportunity despite the fact that he's not black? Yes, but I'll tell you something, man So rinrin you isn't pat riley. That's all I'm saying right right right pat riley, bro. You gotta do it. Come on Pat Riley's gonna bring a lot of attention to the organization He's gonna bring a lot of money to the organization It'll probably be a lot of like big recruits now that'll start coming to hbcu's What an opportunity to play for pat riley. So therefore that lifts up Black coaches, right? So there was a media mogul that was on the level of pat riley that wanted Yes, if she was an asian Ariana huffington or something like that like may I might still have no no no I'm just trying to I'm trying to give Yeah, I don't know what exactly it is. So I'm just thinking of like traditional journalism I get what you're saying, but media and storytelling is different than what pat riley would bring to this situation You know I mean when you're you got somebody in control of our stories. You're saying you're they're documenting the black experience I think that you can be qualified to document the black experience show You can come to Howard and you know document things, but you still gotta live this black thing Tarantino No, okay. You can do a documentary. Okay. Yeah, that's all Um, what else we got anything? What else we got from poverty at least brilliant. What a fucking idiot? Yo, boy, that's yo, that's yo, yo, yo, yo, let's go throw back. That makes me a little sad. That's wild, bro That's wild, bro. That's why you're doing that though Yo, who the fuck thinks are doing that? Yo, and how long was the manatee out of the water in order for them to put trump on the manatee, bro Is that a manatee? Yeah, that's a fucking manatee. Somebody wrote trump on a manatee. Are they I don't know how they did that Did they they had to burn it in them, right? Oh my bro. That's fucked up, bro. Yeah, and you know who did it Wax nope I'm gonna tell you who did it The person who took the picture Who the fuck is underwater watching manatees and looking for Manatee. Yeah, they got it. They who ever took that picture Open that case open shut. Whoever took the picture did that. I promise you whatever because he they just said the people they're at like, uh I don't know some type of what is it called? What? Yeah, no, not a sanctuary Yeah, well, they keep the animals whatever they probably saw they had to take care of the manatee Oh, that's oh, so that's I thought that was in the wild No That's not in the wild if that's not in the wild it definitely was an inside job Just like fucking capitol hill if that shit was in a fucking place where the the the the manatee is like held captive The people who worked there did that hundred percent the fuck you have to break it in the wild I think in florida they have to be in the wild Whoever did that you're a fucking idiot. Um vulg not representing kamala harris. Well, i'ma be honest with you I don't see the big deal it is. Oh, I have something. I'm sorry. Talk to me. I'm quite passionate about talk to me This is what a fucking idiot talk to me Okay I know that these arguments have been made before it's just something really clicked with me yesterday so New york state is proposing change the legislation to make weed legal. Yes. I saw that okay They're doing this not because they've realized that this drug shouldn't be criminalized And that this drug can be helpful to people and it's not really that much more harmful than drinking soda or these other things They're doing it for one specific reason They're broke They need money. So they are legalizing an illegal drug. They are willing to sell an illegal drug Because they are poor and in need of money right This is the same state And there are other states that do this That put people in prison who are poor and in need of money So they choose to sell an illegal drug. Yeah, I mean that's that's that's the that's the argument across the board forever Here's my thing the second you choose to sell an illegal drug for profit not if they just said listen We think it's morally reprehensible to like put people in prison for this drug. That's really not that bad So what we're gonna do is we're gonna make it legal. We're not even gonna tax it You can sell it is what you don't have to take a single person out of prison once you Decide to profit off of a drug that you put people in prison for doing the same thing as you're doing It's selling it all those people got to come out of prison and that's instantaneous. I agree with you You can't you can't you can't you can't fix the wound until you heal He'll heal heal heal to cut in the first place You know what I'm saying what do you mean by that? Like you can't you can't properly clean a wound Or you know, you can't put a band-aid on a wound until you properly clean that wound Right. Yes. Yes. Yes. Yes. Yes. So now you got to properly clean. How do you properly clean it? You take like you say release everybody out of prison. Yes, then prison for marijuana Then you put some peroxide on that motherfucker put a band-aid on Yeah, I mean and you allow those people who you just got out of prison to get first dibs on the marijuana business Yeah, first dibs on the marijuana or some sort of like license to sell out or something like that I mean it is just mind-boggling that like there isn't more empathy. I mean you see how like the governments operate, right? When a government wants to do something illegal It has the advantage of just making it legal Right like for example Go gambling is bad and there's addictive and the tears apart families and communities. Oh, I'm sorry What we can't make our budget for the year Well make sports gambling legal and all of a sudden we'll bring in some fucking money It is and that's why people look at government a lot of ways And I don't give you wrong. I'm sure there's plenty of politicians that are doing great things But I think that's why they look at them. They're like, you're just a mafia That's your sons of bitches are just a fucking mafia and when the rules need to change so they benefit you They'll do it and then when you want to throw these motherfuckers in jail you throw them in jail Now I know people are going to say look and they did something illegal Here's the thing Weed is still illegal federally. New York is choosing to sell something illegally On a federal level in order to make money. Tell me how that's different than the guy who's doing on the corner Well, I wonder I'm just gonna play white devil's advocate Please do because they've had me fucking riled up yesterday. I wonder if new york state is Only making that move because jersey made that move and they're doing it because people are moving the fuck out of new york That's why they're making that move and because I didn't I didn't even realize this until a couple weeks ago My home girl, um, and I'm not gonna say her name because I don't know what she wants me to but she She told me she got her medicinal card and I know pete my all god p. Davidson. He always had a medicinal card I didn't know that weed was even uh medically legal in new york I didn't know that it might be I guess maybe there's I mean it's decriminalized Right, you could walk around with like a house of weed or something like that. I knew that I know And you just get like a fine or whatever you're not gonna get arrested But still it's just that's crazy to me. You can have people in jail For something that's currently legal and the only reason you made it legal is because you were broke And the only reason they sold it is because they were broke I'm with you a hundred percent and kwamo kwamo is probably trying to get ahead of it because he knows that on a federal level At the least it's going to be decriminalized. I think it should be just made legal Federally, but at the least it's going to be decriminalized because they have you know, they got the They'll be able to have the votes in the senate Joe Biden's already said that he's down for decriminalizing weed. So it'll at least be decriminalized on effect What a goofy he is man. Him and de Blasio just fucking goofy. He's both of them. Yeah, I don't I don't I don't Like how did we exalt kwamo? Right as if he was doing this like great job when I think new york has had the highest rate of Covid in all the states Well kwamo, you know why because kwamo because kwamo just talked he was on a pr that he was podcasting That's what he was we needed that at the time show Stop podcasting start doing something about it figure it the fuck out. He was he was trying but I don't listen. I'm gonna say he was trying but I think what he did was what people needed at the time He was out there Basically holding people's hands saying I don't know what the fuck's going on totally But I promise you we're gonna get it together. Yes, and he was giving us daily updates Every time he learned new information. He gave the state new information You know why he became a national star because nobody else was doing that and I wish that he spent a lot more time Figuring this shit out planning hospitalization for when we had this second wave They've been talking about this second wave for eight months the second wave comes and all of a sudden Where's the planning where these new hospitals? Where's that boat? No, they didn't do good because remember they turned the javison into a hospital And then they stopped making a hospital and they stopped the boat and then they stopped They had churches uptown that they had nurse beds and they stopped all that they got rid of all that And then the second wave came and they were like, oh, we're not ready We got to shut down all these small businesses and these small businesses are going fucking broke Yeah, that's fucked up. It's criminal. No, that's fucked up. Literally small businesses If it was up to me, the Blasio, Cuomo, all them put them in fucking jail. They deserve to go to jail I'm furious about it. Jail? Literal prison Prison all of them Newsom all these motherfuckers that are perfectly fine Letting these people mom and pop small businesses die They're letting them die because they didn't prepare for the second wave. They're the government That's what the fuck they're supposed to do. You had eight months Even even even even beyond the second wave, it's like, yo, they didn't even give us giving people relief for the first wave You know what I'm saying? Like you didn't bail out small businesses You didn't bail out restaurants the way you need to and it's like, yo, they got the fucking money If you can give six billion dollars to a police department, you can give a couple billion dollars to your restaurant industry Especially in fucking new especially if you force them to shut down Like if you give people the opportunity to open or not open with your parameters, you know And you go this is the safe way to do it try to make the best of it That's fine. And then you let two you'll try to make the best of it, but they literally said to them Hey, no indoor dining is 20 degrees out here in new york. You can't outdoor done Yeah, I want I think americans I think the moral of this story is whether you're in new york, california, just americans take care of yourself Take care of yourself the government don't give a fuck about you Like you think the government gives a fuck about you take advantage of the fact that you know America is a place where it's a free market free enterprise You know, I mean a capitalist society build some shit do what you got to do because if you're waiting on These motherfuckers to bail you out. You're gonna be waiting a very very very long motherfucking time Joe biden pissed me off two last week when he you know after the capital riots he came out there and he was like, you know This isn't america Joe biden you're 176 years old. Yeah, you know, this is america. You were there. You were there You threw the tea into the water You were the first guy to do this bro It was you bro. You lived through the civil rights era motherfucker. Okay. You let's not even go back then You tried to not make it the civil rights era Joe biden said he ran Because of what happened in charlesville Isn't charlesville Similar to what the fuck we saw even though that was like the insurrection they raided a federal building But isn't it the same type of thing? How the fuck is this not america? And you know what? It's going to always continue to be this america if people like Joe biden 78 years old the president of united states of america If he can't say America has a problem. We'll never get a reboot We'll never live up to the real Ideals of america the freedom the liberty the justice for all he quiet We'll never get there if we can't even admit that america's got a fucking problem. Well, which problem is he not admitting racism systemic racism for you to say this is not america when we know Yes, indeed. This is america. You thought some bullshit You thought if if he came at it like and this is the problem This is what we need to like uproot. Oh, yes. You gotta tell the truth Right, right if he acknowledged that this is a symptom of what's happening in america instead of saying this is the outlier This is not america. This is not who we are. Yes, it is. I mean, I would give pushback on that. I think that's because you're a white man You're right Meaning like I I think I'm very vocal about acknowledging racism I guess what I'm trying to say is I think the vast majority of us white black asian You know spanish look at this and be like, wow, these are some fucking idiots And I don't like when we project idiots on all of us and I don't like them when they do that with black people I don't like when they do that with white people. I don't like when they do that with anybody I think we all know these people are idiots. The reality is these idiots have a lot of numbers and Not all they're not the majority But they're significant enough of them where we have to take them seriously And it's a problem that we have to upper and they've always and they've always been here doing that And then here's the thing. It's not even just the black thing, right? These guys had on shirts that said 6 me What does that mean? Six million wasn't enough six mwe Six million wasn't enough Whoa, you know what I'm saying? Like yo, they don't they out there being anti-semitic as well Is that a stimulus thing? What is that about? What do you mean? Six me? Six six mwe Six million wasn't enough six million people died in all of us You know what I'm saying? So they don't care about any of us is my point Right, yeah As much as we don't want to admit it as much as this hurts to say This is america and it's always been america and until we start calling it out We'll never actually be do anything to change it. Do you think that this is potentially a Transitionary period Yes, but no not only like progression, but also like this is what happens without religion as like the moral compass for society You know like religion creates this this almost like buffer to all the horrible things that are going on in the world because You're like, you know what? This is cool while i'm here, but i'm going to heaven and that's what I need Yeah, and to me it seems like a lot of these like you and i'm folks and all these other people like They're just searching for purpose and If you had purpose in your life If you really had something that you needed to do something you're looking forward to a passion something you're creating like You and I aren't going to the capital because we got shit to do that we love Right we're helping motherfuckers that we really want to help and we're like creating concepts. We really want to create I feel like as religion has kind of like gone to the wayside You're going to start to see more and more of these groups They're like creating purpose out of nothing and then people gravitating to those groups because they don't have that religious base Where they could just fit in so basically you're telling these races. They should watch soul get sold Not only should you get sold get back to this church I'm some of who was raised with no religion, but I understand the importance of it in In organizing a society man. Well, here's the crazy part right a lot of people Disconnected from religion because they realized that a lot of the original purpose of religion was over with the control And maybe we needed some control. Yeah, but it was also being used as a thing to keep slaves in check as well Yeah, but that wasn't the purpose of religion. I mean like No, the purpose of religion was not to keep slaves In check They used it for it Yeah, that's arrogant to be like oh all of christianity was invented to keep slaves in america black slaves It was like christianity had already like proliferated throughout the world Not as a way to like keep slaves in check It's kind of wild that you just take this mascot and stamp it with christianity, bro We don't even know if jesus was christian. He was jewish. That's my point It's like how you just take this guy's name and likeness and put it on something and say here believe You know what i mean? I just think a lot of people realize even with religion It's just another way to control you now. Do you need order? I agree with you wholeheartedly people need something to believe in That's just the truth to the matter But I just think a lot of people disconnected because they realized like look man, you know religion isn't necessarily for me because Like even the whole concept of religion is bf right. I'll give you this sorry It's the best organizational and control tool So you're going to use it in the toughest things to organize and control enslaving people Is the toughest thing to control So obviously you're going to use the most powerful source to do it, but it's inception. I don't believe was Curated and created around enslaving one group of people for another I just think you love the bible because every chapter is written by a man, bro Yeah There was one by mary, but they're like now get that shit the fuck out of We don't need no wonder woman chapter in the bible Nah, listen, I believe I believe you do need religion for order. I just think I don't know man I just don't believe in organized religion. I believe in like I believe in the law of the universe like it shit. Ain't really that difficult Like we could have wrote the 10 commandments, bro. Yeah, but you put 10 commandments up Yeah, let's let's let's let's let's let's let's let me show how basic the 10 commandments is, bro You ain't ready to take a man is in the white you think them shit slap. Yeah, they don't really slap, bro Let's see these. Pull it up, bro. 10 commandments man. Run it out. Come on, man. You don't need to get the ones actually Pull them up. Pull them up. Pull them up, bro. Yeah, we're not paying for it. Go right there. Go to the purple one That's the free one. Yeah, pull it up. Pull it up. Pull it up. Pull it up. All right. What do we got? No, that's not them. That's them But we need more items because I don't think that's 10, man. Let me see the purple one Click on the purple one. There you go. Okay. All right 10 commandments. All right go one You shall have no other gods before me full of ego Full of ego. Can I say something? Yes. Could this also have been written by a wife? We continue reading Just continue reading and tell me a wife couldn't have written this The reason I say that first one is full of ego What if there are other gods because think about it Greek mythology taught us that it was so many different gods And that shit didn't work out. So somebody came along and said you shall have But fucking each other and shit. They were like, no, we need one god You should have no other gods before me. But you know, let's they tell us the religion. What's that? I'm god I have a son named jesus. Mm-hmm. He's god too Yep, pray to him to get to me. Yeah, you told me not to have any other gods before you. Yeah, that's a little tricky Two you shall not make idols I can't love jz Nabi, I can't love pd green nobody that can get in the way of your love of me This is a wife, bro This is a wife, dude. Keep going. You shall not take the name of the lord your god in vain How many times have you said god damn? Yeah, throughout your life. How many times have you said jesus christ? Oh my god. Oh my god That's again go by the way three number three is very difficult not to do Yeah, why I don't know remember the Sabbath day to keep it holy What's the Sabbath day? They tell us this sunday. They tell us this saturday That's the day that the guy just didn't want to be bothered Okay, it took them seven days to build the earth on the seventh day. Leave me alone. Leave me alone Honor your father and your mother. That's good. Have you seen precious? How the fuck can she honor Monique in that situation How no matter what my father and mother do to me. I gotta honor them. Yeah, what if my father molested me? What do my mom let me with my father beat on me with my mother being on me? How oh, well, maybe they weren't following the 10 commandments If they were following they would have done that but go on all I'm simply saying is That's a pretty basic one, bro. I mean the first four have nothing to do Have nothing to do with nothing but god these last It's ego first four. I was like, yeah, I'm the shit. That's all I'm saying. Somebody very egotistical My life is going pretty well. So you're right. God. No. No. No. No. God is sitting down like finally somebody said it Go off shock main go off the nod finally somebody said it number five We said honor your father and your mother. Yeah, but that's basic. You're supposed to but what if you can't? Number six, you shall not murder. I like it It's basic. Yeah, but people were murdering back then bro I mean, yeah A little bit. Okay, a little bit. It was more what if the cops on the capital building Was following number six of the 10 commandments. You said those people should have been killed Now here's the thing about the old testament my friend the first time murder is uh mentioned It says thou shall not murder. Mm-hmm unless of course Someone commits murder. Yeah. Yeah. And then you must kill them Now murder and killing I think are different things Okay Now number seven might prove your point that uh wife wrote this go you shall not commit adultery Kind of weird to be thrown. Oh, yeah, yeah god now. Listen. Now. Listen. I'm listening seems like it's just thrown in for nothing I don't cheat on my wife. I'm a reformed hoe stopped october 2016 all I'm simply saying is You don't see anywhere else when they say you shall not have any other fruit They don't limit you to just apples He put all this variety here, but then tells you that it's an ultimate sin if you commit adultery like the Oh, I'm going to hell Was sleeping with another woman that you created Number eight You shall not steal Basic and guess who else is going who's going to hell if you stole cable. You're going to hell Come on man. Number nine. You shall not bear false witness against your neighbor I don't even know what the fuck that means. Don't lie on me, bro Don't lie on me. Don't say I did something I didn't do Oh, so all little people on social media we were talking about who'd be lying on motherfuckers They violate number nine of the 10 commandments. You're going to hell You shall not covet bro. That is such a blanket statement covet. What that neighbor's wife, bro They don't say that though later What you mean? You know, there's a little you know little things under it. All I'm saying is reading needs now at your age They don't seem a little basic, bro Yeah, but I wasn't looking for like a big thing here, you know, because most people are just going to read the line They're not going to read anything else. Do you think without these we would not know how to control ourselves? Seriously, do you think do you wake up in the morning and say I'm going to kill somebody today? No, exactly. No, I've never done that. I don't think that I'd be out for the murdering Uh, I mean, there might be one or two I might do that you shall not steal I mean stealing sometimes you gotta steal you gotta steal every now and then I ain't saying that we out here fucking robbing banks Yeah, but sometimes you walk in the store and you see a magazine you want to read it, but you don't want to buy it Yeah, yeah, is that stealing? Reading a magazine in the store It's only stealing if you put it in no, no, no, no, no Every every newstand would be like if you pick it up It's like no you gotta buy it It's only stealing if you put it in your coat and walk out with it If I walk out reading it if you leave the premises reading it and you guys it's not stealing What if you stay there the whole time and you read the whole thing? Yeah, low key that's stealing that should be stealing like you read the book You're not paying for the book to be with you. You're paying for the information in the book You stole the book That's like the candy is inside the wrapper you open up the wrapper you take out the sour patch kids And you just put the wrapper back that's stealing All I know is the 10 commandments is basic and um, I'm gonna tell you what else I'm gonna tell you I'm gonna tell you what else is wild. What's that? We can't get away with this now I can't write 10 commandments and say god told me to write this and all of y'all should follow it We don't do it now. I can write something and say god You know told me to write this he inspired me. I wrote it But imagine writing something and saying all of y'all have to follow this. Is that not ego? Scientology I mean they do it. They make up religions. I mean you have a business bro. You can make up rules to the business I don't like that But you can do it rules to a business is different But writing rules and telling everybody everybody's supposed to follow these bro Even with Scientology, you got to make the choice to be a Scientologist. I mean back in the day. They would just force you to Be that I don't know what lower my mic. Wow. What's happening Taylor? Oh, that's a good ass call. Fuck it low like fuck it though All I want to say is thank you god for my life And if um, I said anything that you didn't appreciate approve of just now, you know my heart Yeah, why are you trying to bring me into all this? I'm out here. Appreciate it god All I'm saying is I think I can write some 10 commandments that slap a little harder What would your 10 commandments be go number one? um thou shout that Fuck sorry um, no something happened Thou Something to happen, bro Thou shall see it's harder than you thought thou shall treat people the way that thou want to be treated Oh, you think that ever was said before Thou Are you just remixing the shit god already did? Thou should do one to others as thou Should want done to you Hey But that should sound it more bronze bro Thou shall be a paper chaser who has thou block on fire um, thou shall know what it is Uh Thou shall know that the greatest human act is to inspire Right. Yes. Thou shall know life is a marathon. Thou shall never get high on thou's own supply These are slapping. That's a good one. Write these down. Are we writing these now? These are slapping bro. Hold up. These are slapping bro. Thou shall never sell no Crack where you rest at boom, right? Without rest thy head. These are good ones. Yes. Do you don't think these are slapping? No, these are good. Come on, man. Come on, man. That's fire. Come on, man. Thou shall Why we gotta talk like that though? Why what's this thou and thigh? You know, who the fuck is thou? That's what I'm saying, bro. Who are thy to talk about how thou speaks? That's right I'm not going, you know what? You know what? You know what, Taylor? You're being a they right now and they is a hater Yo, was god really on that no gender shit? Yo, son, you know, you know, back in the day he was mad progressive. There's no zimz or zimz out No, you know how you know god wasn't on no gender shit? What is that? Because he he's always referred to as he We do but back in the day he could have been thai or that. No, the bible is full of he god he god he Son, the bible wasn't written in english? Yeah, the bible is like missy elliott, bro. He he he he how it's like That's what it is, bro. Like, yo, we gotta, yo, y'all gotta, y'all gotta Is y'all flipping nippers in yet? Yes, y'all flipping nippers in yet You know what she was saying? God gotten back down there yet. God gotten back down there yet That's what it is, man. We gotta, we have to remix this bible thing, bro Let's pay some bills. I gotta pee, man. All right, let's take a break. Pay some bills. Um, endocino Okay, you got clothes that fit Now you got it right you got it right, but it was so clear you ain't give a flying fuck about what was written next Endocino I landed that endocino. That's all that matters. Okay. That's the ad if you can pronounce this shit That's the ad endocino You got clothes that fit just right, huh? 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She literally said I don't I'm sitting I'm like why is her screen so big and I wanted to tap her and say something Yeah, but I didn't know if she would be offended Yo, there was one did she have the old person size text, bro It was big as hell and I could I was reading it clearly and then I fell back because I got shouldn't be reading this but her first text was like I love the way you let me control your huge cock Bro, it was it was so stereotypically white She was like, I love the way you let me control your huge cock and the guy replies back I'm willing to do anything you tell me to do And I'm like yo, what the fuck man, then when she landed six hour flight when she lands She's texting the guy again like sorry, you know the flight was long and I'm just like How you still looking at? Yeah, how long you spent watching this shit, I was intrigued. I mean the yeah, I was intrigued Did any pictures get sent? No, I didn't see no pictures. Did she start like And honestly I kept turning away because I felt bad, you know what I mean? But it's just like when you just see that when the first thing you see is I can't wait to take control of your huge. I love the way you let me take control of your huge cock I was like, wow. Yeah, that's that's good. Shit. Let's do some church announcements. Um simply I just want to tell everybody that uh, it's 2021 um In less than four months to meekam valerys first book state of emergency How to win in the country we built comes out may 11 of 2021 You can go pre-order that now wherever you buy books will be revealing the cover soon We haven't revealed the cover yet, but we'll be revealing the cover soon And um, just thank y'all to everybody who continues to support the black effect podcast network You know what I mean? And by the way, I don't care if you're supporting the black effect podcast network You're just supporting the podcast on the network. 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I love it I'm just saying You know what I'm saying? I'm just saying It should be a whole lot more in that band Yo, let me tell you something bro Let me tell you something missus incredible been up in them guts in one position. Miss incredible I love watching miss incredible ride that motorcycle bro miss incredible stretches Miss incredible need to do the busted challenge, bro. Yo, if I knew how to draw or do graphics I would have missus incredible doing the busted fucking challenge right now Some shit the screeches calling me to do but I ain't gonna hit him. I ain't gonna give it to him like that I ain't gonna give it to him. Yo, they want me to do it. The streets is calling me to do it But I ain't gonna do it. I ain't gonna hit him like that one way to do it. Davey's make the call Call him shawla and ask him the busted the busted challenge. That's what if I did my I think my dick getting big I do think my dick is getting big. I'm beyond what you I don't know if it's really Yeah, I was gonna shout out of the day. I was like, you're the shit hanging bro. Do you think so? Yeah, you lose me now that she was hanging the way that she was hanging different I'm gonna be honest with y'all. I went on point hub and I was on I was on point hub and These fucking pills popped up. I'm beyond what you haven't doubled them up, bro The shit was so where these pills popped up, but the ad for the pills is this dude jacking this big-ass dick. Yeah Cartoon or real? I think it was look it was like some animations I don't know if it was like real but had like the graphics on it. No, no And I clicked on it and I was reading about the pills and I ordered them, bro. I'm that guy. I'm that guy that you can get you can you can you can set and by I've ordered I've ordered listen. I've ordered Listen, I've ordered penis enlargement pills before the eight inch dick I've been trying to enlarge seven and a half eight when it's warm But this guy listen my ego kicked them, bro Because it's a trigger right because you know, I told y'all the story about my back in the day My wife my wife cheated with this dude in college and she talked about how big his dick was And I just saw this dick and I'm like They had the pills right next to the dick and I went and I ordered them, bro Do pills then go to dr. Miami There's no way that there's penis extension. It's no it don't even work because I bought them before I bought magna rx before back in the day. That's supposed to be a penis enlargement thing You know what's so crazy? I can't even remember the name of this shit because when I got it I took the label off and I put it in the cabinet next to the vitamins because I don't Because I don't want to be asking no questions, bro. Don't judge me man You just put it in your cabinet with all the other shit your wife might I'm telling you it's a trigger that I it's a trigger that I would never get over. I am You out here still faithful. Oh, yeah, man Why you gotta But no, I got it right next I got it right next to my jink oba lobo I got it right next to the fish oil pill and it's no label on it. So you don't even fucking know, bro But I'm telling you I do in my mind. I feel like my dick is getting bigger, bro I'm telling you and I'm rereading Judy bloom. Are you there? God? It's me Margaret Judy bloom actually autographed one for me over the holidays and sent it to me I was totally shocked and so I've been taking the penis pills and I've been saying over and over I must I must I must increase my thrust and I think it's working, bro I think it's working. Yo, I think it's working. Give us give us two asking that is Oh my god However, I'm gonna follow up after that. All right. Um tdj Underscored jacks wants to know what would a perfect world be like in your personal Sorry, what would a perfect world be in your perspective? What's a good question? What would it be shows perfect world in your perspective a perfect world? In my perspective, I don't know. That's a really tough one, man. I guess you would say like a Equitable not equitable. I wouldn't say equitable but like equal opportunity You know, I think if you if everybody had the same opportunity That would make a lot of people feel better because they'd be like no, I fucked that up I could have done it But when people have this feeling this justified they're like they can't get somewhere and if their system's holding them down I think you know a lot of resentment comes from that so if it was everybody had the equal opportunity to do things Then I think that would be a pretty good world and then some people are just going to be more successful than others and that is what it is Yeah, mine is in the same vein. Um, and I was thinking about this the other day a world with no money, right? I was thinking like what if Everybody did things just out of the goodness of their heart like for example, everything in this room costs money But what if somebody built these cameras because they wanted to build these cameras built these computers because they wanted to build these Computers and we were able to go get them whenever we want it What if you know a mansion you want to mention somebody to just build you a mansion? You know what I mean? What if people just gave you Lights and everything for free, right? Like what if all of this stuff was just Free like everybody was balling. You know what I mean everybody was balling there was room Like what would that world be like but then I thought about it Maybe that's where the innovation comes from. You know what I'm saying like would people still be motivated to create these things If there was no financial incentive, I don't know You know what I mean? And there's certain jobs that you're just not going to find enough people feel joy doing like there's not going to be enough People that are going to go I love cleaning clogged shit out of toilets I love doing that But you would do it if you know that everybody was doing it You know what I'm saying because you got to keep the world a better place You're you're kind of describing the ideal version of communism, right? Which is just like hey, we all are going to make the same amount of money But we're just going to do the things that we love and gravitate to those things and we're all in this together And nobody's gonna be better than another person and it's like so intoxicating to consume at first But in practice, it just doesn't end up working because you know, we are driven by our own selfishness and like That's okay as long as there's a system that rewards that selfishness if you work harder you should make more money Yeah, you know should you know I think so if you work I mean, but no no no based off this system yet Have you worked longer right? Yeah, if you're working longer than the next guy But he makes as much as you and you coming home every day your knees and fucking wrists and shit are all Going and broken and this guy coming home. Nothing. You're just gonna start to resent that motherfucker. You know, I want your job Yeah, because I think about beautiful places like the Caribbean You know, even you know, Cabo places like that and you're like, yo, why can't Why do I have to have money to experience this? Or why do I have to live here? Because those places aren't real bro. That's not the real world What if you get on a plane and that she takes you to like some virtual reality That's what it is. That's what a resort is. It's virtual reality You think the mexicans living like that? No, they put some fucking walls up and they go hey here white people enjoy it No, it's wild and it's like they don't make money if we're not there These places that live off tourism, you know, that's why Mexico is okay with everybody getting corona They're basically like look, we're gonna die if we don't have tourism. So mexicans You know fucking breathe better. Yeah, it's like I guess basically what we're saying if everybody had More equal opportunities. That would be I'd be cool, man Give us another one teller because I got a pistol bag me too last one Add underscore 25 22 if charlin andrew were to break into the capital. What would they take? Charlie would never do that as a question. Oh, first of all, we would never do no shit like that Not like that. We would do another way. I would never do hell. Yeah doing a sick ass way Just doing a tour of the capital real patriots, bro. Not pussies, bro Yeah, but like if some shit needs to get broken into we would do it. Did you downshot not covet, bro I don't even know what that means Yeah, we're breaking into the capital. Let's say for example, we had to bust in right Let's say trump was like I refused to leave office and all this stuff And then it was we were tasked with stave in america Right, everybody wanted him out, but he was really trying to stage a coup and we were tasked with saving america How will we do it? How we bust it down? Why we got to do it? I can't a busy what you mean What you mean you've already ruined the car on the ticket on this guy word up man. Come on man It's gotta be some okay the members roaming around on the low out here. You know me like bro I know what you're really here for like let me toss you a couple. You know, I'm just saying I'm not going to do that I could just imagine fucking strong man walking from halal stand to halal stand like yo, yo, yo, you do anything on the side or Is this your full-time employment like like what's going like You got that backpack, bro Come on this sauce is fire anything else fire Yo, man, this white sauce is explosive Hey listen, uh as always if you listen to this podcast you think we're smart you think we're intelligent You think we're brilliant. You're absolutely right if you listen to this podcast And you think we're just a couple idiots who don't know shit. You're right too. It's a brilliant podcast Thank you for listening