 what's popping eat the pizza crust first no no who you what type of monster are you techno pig what kind of monster are you where you eat the crust first no i like the crust too but why would you eat the crust first what are you gonna hold when you eat the pizza what are you gonna hold if you eat the crust first you're just gonna stick your hands you're gonna use your little grimy little fingies and you're gonna dig your fingies and your fingy nails that probably aren't clean because you're a gamer you're gonna dig your little fingies into into the poor into the poor sauce and the poor cheese and the toppings you're just gonna you're just gonna hold the sauce and then when you're done eating the pizza you're just gonna have sauce all over your fingies like do you have saucy fingies techno pig i think techno pig has saucy fingies like if you if you eat crustless if you eat the crust first on pizza you'll have saucy fingies that's that's what's gonna happen to you that's what happens when they eat the crust first they they just have saucy fingies okay so if unless you want saucy fingies i would recommend not eating the crust first because honestly do you want to be saucy fingies do you want to be called saucy fingies techno pig i don't think you want to be called saucy fingies techno pig so i mean i just i just yeah anyway pizza who doesn't love pizza it's a mere it's the american dish cherished by millions literal millions of people everyone everyone nobody says they don't like pizza unless they're weird only weird people don't like pizza but that's just up to them that's their fault and i don't blame them for having an opinion but see the thing is we can bully people for having an opinion we can bully people for that that's that's allowed it's in the it's in the bully book of conduct you're allowed to bully people for that but pizza everybody loves pizza if you don't like pizza then i bet you probably have saucy fingies you're probably a saucy fingy person okay so listen do not have saucy fingers listen if i ever meet any of you guys okay if i ever go to a convention if i ever go somewhere and all the people i mean just have saucy fingies i'm just i'm just shaking hands with people with just saucy fingies what like what am i supposed to do what am i supposed to do for everyone that i mean has saucy fingers yeah yeah that's what i thought that's what i thought yeah saucy fingers that's what i thought anyways anyways i just gotta keep eating we gotta finish this we gotta finish this delicious meal should i turn up my gain should we have should we have pizza ASMR do you guys want pizza ASMR oh i think you guys want it i think you guys want pizza ASMR here at home we'll get we'll get the pizza ASMR going do you guys uh do you guys like the pizza ASMR okay hold on hold on i'll make it more satisfying i know a big part of ASMR is making it satisfying here i'll help i'll help uh add to that hold on here there we go guys there we go this'll this'll help there you go pizza ASMR i think i think we're about done with pizza ASMR i think we got we got what we need to be honest i eat the cheese off my pizza you want no i'm just kidding you're not a monster that's respectable at least you aren't sticking your fingers into the sauce at least at least when you when you eat the cheese off of the pizza you aren't just digging your fingies into the sauce of the pizza you know you don't have saucy fingies when you eat only the cheese you aren't just digging your digging your fingies digging your fingies into the sauce at least you aren't doing that what kind of pizza are you eating i'm eating pepperoni pepperoni pizza the superior pizza pepperoni is so underrated it is so underrated pepperoni pizza is like the backbone of pizza it's like it's like what all pizza branches off of you got that meat you got that cheese you got that sauciness that little fillet underneath and you got that bread yeah that cool bread chilling out you got it all you got it all in pepperoni all the flavor sensations all the taste combinations oh it's great it's so great it is so great pepperoni pizza is underrated it is underrated and i'll fight it everyone's saying pineapple in chat everyone's saying pineapple pizza uh-uh no no no no no no no stop it with the pineapple goes on pizza stick that's that's gone on for too long just get a nice slice of pepperoni hey that'll be the pepperoni get just get pepperoni okay it's simple but it's great it's one topping on top of cheese on top of sauce on top of bread just get a nice slice of pepperoni when you're hungry and it will suffice and the thing is pepperoni pizza you throw it into the fridge if you want a little bit of it the next day feel free it tastes just as good but but any other type of pizza you try and reheat that crap that's gonna taste like but that will taste like absolute but just nothing it will taste like but you have my word it will taste like but so just get just get pepperoni you can you can reheat this bad boy it'll taste just the same it'll taste just as good you sound like a farmer from texas see no i'm not from texas i'm not from the south down there they like the meats they like the they like the sausage they like the the hamburger they'd rather they'd rather go and cook some burgers and hot dogs on the grill than have a nice little pizza but but up here up here we love our sophisticated pizza we love our sophisticated pizza we it's a big part of new england life plus new york new york has good pizza although although new york may be considered the rival state they they have good pizza so we know where we know where it's at we know where it's at when it's no no no so people in chat are saying italians okay no out of here with this italian stuff okay the italians did it wrong they had sauce and they had the bread that was fine but then they took circles of cheese and laid it out on top of the sauce like psychopaths what the muffin how are you supposed to eat pizza like that italians do not put enough cheese on pizza okay and this is what i've been saying to fumars everyone's saying i'mma tell fumars no this is what i've been saying to fumars the italians don't put enough cheese on pizza pepperoni is weird italian pizza so good you've never had italian pizza probably we were probably at greek pizza and i've been in italian restaurant that serves greek but italian pizza is doodoo italian pizza is doodoo especially when they use white sauce white sauce is so poo white sauce is literally poo like they take this glorious thing that is pizza and they ruin it by turning the red sauce white we don't need more white things in our lives okay sauce does not need to be white sauce is red and it should stay red this is my favorite thing to do by the way just make and make the entire chat angry at me this is my favorite thing this is i couldn't ask for anything else deep crust is okay that's very controversial deep crust is kind of doodoo but that's just my opinion because i don't like a lot of sauce it's good it is not okay hello hi why do you think that italian pizza is so good it's it really isn't it really isn't it really isn't it's just they take red what they did what the italians did when they made their version of pizza like not the greeks the greeks had it all right the greeks did it what the italian said was they saw the greeks doing and they went oh i want to do this so what they did they got the bread and they spread some sred some sauce on top of it you know sauce in it up and then they forgot the most vital step of putting cheese onto the pizza they don't put some no they take circles they literally take a like cookie slicer and take a circle out of a cheese and then slap it down on the pizza and say hey this is pizza no no no no no it's the greeks the greeks did it so much better okay the greeks knew where it was at they they shredded up the cheese and they put it onto the pizza laid it across perfectly so that the cheese melts down and it turns crispy and it's so great but the italians crispy the italians just take the cheese and they melt it in circles and they're like yeah this is pizza but it's not it's not pizza what have you never had crispy cheese oavey have you know have you never had crispy cheese you haven't lived crispy cheese i am disappointed in you you have not crispy cheese i've had goldfish no no no that's not the same all the goldfish are great crisp you've never you're saying you've never had crispy cheese no you have not lived so you've never like cooked a pizza and had that cheese that's been like cooked where it's like crispy it's not like it's not like like melty cheese it's like the cheese that gets onto the crust that cooks onto the crust like the crispy cheese i you've never had crispy cheese i don't think so no remedies italian pizza does not have cheese it does circles that say that they're cheese but it's wrong it's all wrong it's a government conspiracy lie they told us that the italians had good pizza to make us buy italian pizza but the italians actually have crap pizza it's a conspiracy and i'm willing to take this to court it's not a conspiracy listen they said that italian pizza is so good because it's from another country and americans are like oh i want it because it's from another country and i want to be edgy and get a nice instagram picture and then people make italian restaurants but the reality is they make greek pizza and italian restaurants because italian pizza is doodoo it's doodoo it's actually them okay what makes you have such a strong hatred towards italian it has no cheese it's just sauce when you bite into it it tastes like you're biting into a like a half cooked tomato it tastes like it tastes like you're biting into like basil and bread that's what italian pizza tastes like basil it literally tastes like basil and bread with a slight undertone of sadness that the chef is that the chef is gay because the chef doesn't want to be cooking italian pizza because it's so bad you can taste the tears of the chef in the pizza you taste the tears of the chef mm-hmm that no yeah no listen i'm eating greek pizza right now and let me say this is better than any any of that italian crap okay those italians think that they know what's up they got all wrong please goodbye this is big scam i got scared no kill no kill fine we can be friends i'm reading your stream chat they're exposing you whoever said that stream chat's getting hidden just saying if i if i catch who said that you're getting hidden just just a warning you stole my diamonds didn't you no wait there's oh forget i said anything away be wait why can't i it never existed no there's a door there's a door no please i have 21 dirt on me who hey how do you is there a way to open it is there a way to open it what foolish mortal there has foolish mortal is there wait there has to be a way no no how i'm tired you're you're hurting your brain i'm tired okay that's my spawn point you poo yeah you can just sleep again it's my spawn point no i can't just sleep again you can just sleep again stupid no i'm sorry i'm sorry i'm sorry i'm sorry i can't believe you called me stupid okay um you she admits defeat italian pizza is doodoo no i'm back i'm back um i have a statement to make no i'm trying to eat richa you're just you're mucking it all up you're you're making it mucky that's what you're doing you're like oh italian pizza is so good it's not it's not it is listen you weren't here when i was doing it when i was doing pizza asmr you can't do that with italian pizza i you can't do that with italian pizza that's purely greek pizza thing that's an instant 10 points you can no get the deep dish italian pizza ew that's the best i don't i just don't want to drink tomato corpses you think you think i want to drink tomato corpses no i would only order a deep dish if i wanted to literally drink sauce i could just go down to the store buy a can of like marinara sauce and dump it down my throat and get the same effect as eating a deep dish pizza deep dish is good it's it's just drinking sauce i could get a chalice fill it up with fill it up with marinara sauce and just drink that and it would be the same exact thing try jamaican pizza no no no no jamaican i i've been to jamaica what did jamaican not italian pizza because it's horrible italian pizzas actually do it's actually do-do no it's do times two it's literally so bad too oh my god like how could you defend such a thing i'm ashamed honestly it's good it's good okay i'm making an exposed video on you do it i want the world to know i like italian pizza you should be ashamed of that you should be ashamed of that honestly that is such a it's a good thing no you will be hunted down by the greeks they will they will bring freaking zoos he'll strike you down for even saying that you like italian pizza went to jamaica in february right before covid and we had jamaican pizza and it was so good better than greek pizza for reference kairu are you sure about that can pizza be better than greek pizza i mean i mean new york pizza but like i'm not talking about my yorkers over there i'm talking about greek pizza not my yorkers hey i'm walking here is this me i'm from new york i'm for it's me york man oh there we go what is this what is this is this what you british people are eating is this what you call food look at this this is a monstrosity this is a monstrosity british pizza look at this and you're you're you have the nerve you have the nerve to say hey what about british pizza look at that what is this are those beans are those beans is that like in place of the cheese is just beans is this what you british people like to eat it just it's beans just lots and lots of beans in place of the cheese is that what this is is that what this is just beans in ketchup who who why is there ketchup there why is there ketchup there someone explains to me right now why there is ketchup there there does not need to be ketchup there why is there why is there ketchup what is this what is this why is there ketchup it's jamaican pizza it has to be this has to be jamaican pizza with melted peeps yeah this has to be jamaican pizza this must be what they were talking about so here here we have the british pizza then we have we have jamaican okay i see i see what you guys like to eat i see what you guys like to chow down on in your free time a tasty treat that can't be beat my butt that looks like that looks like diabetes mixed with like cheese