 All right, theoretically, this is live. So I'm still in the middle of making a video about Five Nights at Freddy's 1 and why it's scary and all that. And I don't know anything about the gameplay of three. I haven't watched anyone else play it. I haven't read anything. I literally know nothing except that there's one animatronic that I saw in a teaser once. So let's see how this goes. I assume this is a jump scare game. Those kind of look like Nazi doctor glasses there. Oh great, this is a Jurassic Park situation. Hey fan. Two maps. Oops. All right, I don't know how to close that camera and I guess that just crashes the game. Just like the other one. All right. Let's try that again. That was not that terrifying so far. I'm glad that still works. All right, I gotta pay attention. Great new relics over the weekend. And we're out tracking down a dude right now. So let me just update you to an open in Michael's week. So we have to make sure everything catches on fire. When a place opens, people will come in at the opposite end of the building and work their way toward you and pass you and out the end. There we go. Yeah, you've officially become part of the attraction. You'll be starring as the security guard. So not only will you be monitoring the people on the camera as they pass through, you know, to make sure no one steals anything or makes out of the corner, but you'll also be a part of the show. It'll make you feel really authentic, I think. Now let me tell you about what's new. We found another set of drawings, always nice, and a foxy head, which we think could be authentic. Then again, it might just be another crappy cosplay. And we found a desk to wash the fingers. Door to close. Suffocation wasn't a danger in the first one. Ah, I can look in the door. I had to look all the way from the door to look at the camera. That's a long way to go. This one definitely doesn't feel as menacing. I mean, I know there's probably a jump scare, but I don't really see anything frightening. Oh hey, Foxy. I got this. Oh great, some more creepypasta. Oh, okay, I can move Freddy. Let's go see what's going on. That's cool. I guess the place is abandoned. Hey, another Freddy. Where's he off to? Probably heading over to jump scare city. Alright, scary purple guy. Follow me, fuck you. Come on here. This is my bid for freedom. Hey, if this is the office, Emily seems to be nervous by the mice. Alright, purple jump scare bear. I guess you're the one I gotta follow. I'm coming. You can always watch my live stream. Yeah, yeah. Ear? What do you mean ear? Why did that say ear? Why does that say ear? Oh! Alright, alright. I'm surprised you were startled by that. There wasn't even any sound that you could hear. No, you don't. First of all, these are like prehistoric. I think they were like training tapes for like other employees or something like that. So I'm going to like have them playing like over the speakers as people walk through the attraction to a dead man to feel legit, man. But I have a better surprise for you. If you're not going to believe this. Well, look, it's in there somewhere. I'm sure you'll see it. Oh, really? Hey, busted arcade. Oh, we're getting some lore. Oh, shit. Oh, shit, that's totally it. Oh! Wait, so there's no door. How do I see it coming for me? Well, what do I do? Oh, it's probably over here. That's the hall right outside. That stuff's all fine. Is it in the vents? I thought I heard something in the vent. Oh, shit. Okay. Let's just seal that guy. There's a lot of places here. Are you guys seriously can't afford a faster computer? I hear him up there again. Oh, he's not up there. Okay. Wait, it didn't kill me. Whoa. Okay. All right. I guess I'm not dead. The ventilation system was off. Okay. See, in the trailer, the fucker came out of there. Where the fuck? Whoa. Definitely not in the vents. Fuck is it? So I guess that means he is right there. The door is there. Oh, shit, he's coming. Oh, shit, he's right there. He just walked over there. I don't know what I can do to stop him. There, I know he's right there. What the fuck was I supposed to do? Oh, wow. There's a bunch of people watching. Cool. All right. Okay. So, all right. So, Freddie went and followed the purple thing, got a jump scare, and I guess became evil. So now I get to be Bonnie. I wonder if there's a way to not be evil. Let's go find some kids. Hey, spare parts. I'm just a happy rabbit. Everything's fine. I'm not following you, purple bear. I'm trying to head you off instead. So that's the show stage. God damn it. Don't say ear again. Hey, you... Why would I follow you? You killed my friend Freddie. If I go up there, it's going to say something creep. Ear, why does it keep saying ear? Whoa! Okay. Should I just rush in there? Why do I keep coming back to work? For today's lesson, we will be continuing our training with some handling techniques. With using an animatronic as a system, please ensure that the animatronic parts are tightly compressed and fastened by the spring lock. Oh, he's right there! Inside of the suit. They take a moment and position your head in force between these parts in a manner where you can move and sneak. Try not to dodge or press against any of the spring locks inside the suit. Do not touch the spring locks at any time. Do not breathe on the spring locks as moisture may loosen them and cause them to break loose. In the case that the spring locks come loose while you're wearing a suit, please try to maneuver away from populated areas before bleeding out as to not ruin the customer experience. As always, if there is ever an emergency, please go to the designated space room. Every location is filled with one extra room that is not included in the digital map layout program, animatronics or security systems. This room is hidden to customers and is always off camera. As always, remember to smile. So, something about the spring lock that I wasn't super paying attention to that probably should have. There's probably some horrific lore I could have learned. I saw him in this area. I'm going to turn left when I come out of this map and he's going to be right there, isn't he? Video on! He's not there. Hi. I guess if I find him, I can use it to scare him away? Oh, shit, he's on the move. Hi, dude. Stop looking at me. Okay, I guess that scared him away. Oh, no, now I hear him. Fuck, Izzy. There he is. Ventilation error video. What the fuck? Reboot all. Come on. We don't have all day here. I know the air is running out. Why is the alarm still going off? Huh, ventilation. Did someone suffocate in a suit? Is that what caused this whole storm? What the fuck? The fuck is that thing and why doesn't it kill me? Does that just need hallucinating? Me breathing heavily like that is also super fucking scary, I gotta say. Oh, whoa. Whoa, whoa, whoa. Oh, oh, oh, I know what that is. Okay, fucking reboot. Come on. Okay. Ah, that's not even... Shit! Oh, double. Okay. I guess that killed me. Go watch my live stream. That way you'll hear this. So, when that happens, what was I supposed to do, game? Where is this dude? Ventilation error already. Okay. Yeah, I know. I know. My air is running out so I'm gonna get some horrible jump scare. All right, where is that asshole? I have a newfound sense of capabilities. What? Oh, shit, it's him again. How do I... Come on, let me play the sound. Does that even do any... What the fuck am I supposed to do about that? Oh, god. Jump down there again. Whoa! All right, so every time that happens, the ventilation system dies. Whoa, whoa, there's that thing again! Okay. It's gonna be there when this thing comes down, isn't it? No? What is that thing? Oh, shit. Audio error. Fuck. He's looking at me. Come on, reboot, you piece of shit. He's still there. That's not scaring him away. I don't know what to do. Hey, dude. I guess as long as I can see you there, everything's okay. Oh, shit! I'm gonna get a jump scare again now, aren't I? Hello. Video error. Okay, good, he's not there. Is the ventilation working? Okay. Fuck. I'm gonna get a faster... What do you mean? Why is the alarm going off? Oh! Yeesh. He's right there, isn't he? Five... Ah! So he's just looking at me. Should I play the sound? Does that make him go away? No? Oh! I don't know what I'm supposed to do there. So I got the play sound. I'm not really sure what that does. So I gotta find him in the vents. He's definitely not in the vents. So if he's hanging out there, should I look at him or should I look away from him? Oh, I hear that sound that I heard before. What the fuck is he? What is that thing? Oh, shit! Oh, god dammit! Oh, I all tabbed! Oh, shit! I all tabbed. Okay, I'm back. It's ventilate. So I can't quite... I mean, obviously, when I see that thing in the video, I gotta look away immediately. Okay, that scares him away. So if I see him on the camera, the sound scares him away. Not always. When that other fucking thing jumps out, okay, I hear that sound again. Ah, fuck. Don't be there, don't be there. So far he hasn't been there when this thing's come down. That's the thing I'm actually really kind of afraid of. That thing is fucking scary, though. That thing that pops up is kind of like darkly imprinted over the camera and the static, but it's hard to tell. Wish that thing wasn't right there, too. What? Okay, no, that's just a... Whoa! Whoa! Whoa! Come on! Oh, shit, he's coming! He's right there! Oh, god, he's gonna come right out of there and get me, like, right now. No, he's coming. I probably shouldn't hit reboot all. I know. He's right there. He's looking at me. Will that scare him away? No, he's looking at me again. Should I just not look at him? Is that how I survived or does not look at him until he goes away? Oh, shit! He's in the room with me. No! God damn it. What am I supposed to do? Can I figure this out without reading what the internet figures out? I should probably play the first three nights again and listen more closely to what that guy says. There's nothing I can click on. Let's try to avoid that other scare. What are these things? Oh, it just moved. Oh, they disappear when I click on them. Are those? All right, whatever those scary chicken heads are, I'm gonna go click on all of them. Okay, everything's fine. So, really, what are all those chicken heads? Oh, fuck! Whoa! Why does that happen? Is it because I ran out of air and I'm hallucinating? Is there another chicken head I can click on? Or are they in the vents? Okay, I can't play the audio in the vent. There's no one in the vents. There's never anyone in the vents. I'm gonna seal that vent because who cares? Oh, shit, we're broke. We're broke. Oh, shit, he's in the vent! Come on, finish! Where is he? Fucking hell! Seal that vent. That's a creepy motherfucker. Okay, so that vent is sealed, so he can't get me from there. Oh, he moved. I think he's still in the vents. Okay, no, he's not. He's gotta be somewhere else. Whoa! Okay! Oh, fuck! Play the audio! Oh! That was picture. Oh, goddammit! Son of a bitch! All right, think I'm onto something with those chicken heads. All right, immediately. Then check the camera. All right, where are those chicken heads? There's one. There's a orb. All right, something's moving somewhere. Did those just happen because I run out of air? Oh, there he is! Oh, where'd he go? Oh! Oh, it's that creepy-ass cupcake from the first game. That's what that is. So if I collect all the cupcakes, does that protect me? Does something happen? I think once he gets close to me, it's too late. All right, he's not in the vents. Where is he? Oh, I hear that noise again. Goddammit. All right, camera's reboot. Come on. Come on. Talk it all day here. Fucking... Oh, he's in the vent. All right. Come on, reboot. Come on. I know he's in the vent. It's always right there now! What do I even do? Can I just not move? Can I look at him? Is it too late? Can I scare him away? Oh, shit. It's that thing again. Oh, hey, dude. Oh, he's in the room with me again. He's going to get me. He always gets me when I click there. Let's try a different strategy, maybe? I might start over from night one and really listen to what the dude says. All right, let's forget the cupcakes. I think he's supposed to start over here. All right, I'll take the cupcake. Goddammit. Stop being there. Oh, there's a cupcake. Where'd it go? Oh, I hear that, like, snorting sound again. What's that? Oh, there he is. Playing that audio did not scare him away. Stop giving me these false promises. Fucking... All right, if I die again, I'm going to start the game over. Really listen to what that dude says on the phone. Oh, shit, was that him? Oh, shit! Where was that? That was there. He's probably, like, right here now. I guess I can see him once he gets close. He's not there yet. Is he over here somewhere? There's a cupcake. There's another cupcake. Where is he? Oh, there is. Fuck. Oh, it's only 2 a.m. Fuck. Okay. That's totally... Oh, shit. Hello. So what do I do once he's there? Do I just watch him? Oh, now the ventilation system's going. I'm probably going to see him go by the window walking this way. Hey, dude. How you doing? Stop watching me. I don't think I'm going to make it 3 more hours with him there. Oh, that's, like, kind of spreading, being creepy. It's going to jump me any second. It's going to... Oh, it's right there. I don't even want to see. Can I play the sound here? Will that scare him away? All right. He's definitely over there. Oh, and the ventilation's going. But if I click on this, it's going to get me. Come on. I don't need to make it 2 more hours. I know I'm not going to make it, though. Oh, he's right there. Oh, stop looking at me, dude. But if I just keep playing that sound, does that keep you away? No, you're still there. As long as I can see you, I guess. Go! Let's... I'm going to play from the beginning again and really pay attention. I'm not going to try to crack jokes. But those do look like Nazi doctor glasses. Just saying. All right. Listen to what the man says. Yeah, what's up with that room? Failed ventilation causes some of those jump scares. All right, so here... All right, I guess the first night just gets me acclimated. Wasdy! Time to go meet the purple bear. And the ear. I'm just going to run right in. I'm not going to... Oh, I get pushed. I wonder if there's anywhere else I can get to. Okay. Super concentration. Okay, so that's him. Okay, so he's there. Now he moves. So from here, he's either here. See him in there. Be over here. Be over here. Okay, so that's him. Okay, so he's there. Now he moves. So from here, he's either here. See him in there. Be over here. Be over here. All right. So the suits were... Either animatronics or suits and you had to turn that crank. So maybe the psycho guy wore the suit, killed those kids or whatever and one thing led to another and he ended up... I don't know, getting unsprung in the suit? There's definitely something with the lore in that regard. Oh, maybe I can use the audio to draw them away. So he's there. Maybe I can draw him away with the sound. Maybe it was drawing him here when I should have been drawing it. Fuck, it's that thing. Let's try to draw him back to the entrance. Okay, so he's there. That's fine. Okay, so I can use the audio to draw him somewhere, I guess. Where'd he go? Oh, he's definitely in the vents. God damn it! Shit. I gotta lure him away. So maybe that'll lure him over here. Fuck. King audio error. Starting it a little bit better at this though. So I think I have to use the sound to draw him away. Where is that jerk? Curious what's up with those cupcakes, too. There he is. So he's on his way. So I should play the audio here. Did it work? Did it work? He's gone. Where'd he go? Oh, he's just getting closer. There he is. Oh, he's there. Oh, it's totally working. Except he was looking at the camera. Oh, it totally works. Okay. Gotta keep that ventilation. I don't trust that the ventilation is working. I guess it warns me. Can I lure him back all the way up here? Yeah, I think it's working. Oh, he's over there now. Let's try to lure him back over here. Okay, I think I'm on the right track. God damn it. I wish that wasn't there. Alright, dude. Nope, nope. Back over here. Oh. I hear that snorting noise again. It's really faint, but I definitely hear it. Alright, dude. Come back this way. Or not. Or just keep getting closer. I think he went back. I don't know if he went back. It's only night two. I did this my first try last time. Oh, shit, it's that thing. There he is. Oh, I'm fine. He's all the way back into the beginning. Shit. Okay. Jerk, he can't get me. Just keep an eye on him. For good measure. Just keep an eye on him. Oops. No, don't seal. Don't seal. Oh, he's back at the beginning. Sure. Let's try to lure him over to the edge. Yeah, it totally works. Okay, he's back by the beginning. It's fine. Let's seal that guy preemptively. Oh, shit, where'd he go? Really, where'd he go? Oh, good. Good. Right into my trap. Piece of cake. Surround you out to 6 a.m. I can see you. Shit. Maybe I can't see you. Didn't matter. Got this. Time to pay a whole bunch of attention. All right. Bonnie, let's explore a little bit. I don't want to follow the purple bear. Nope. You're just going to yell at me and then kill me. There's nowhere else I can go, though, is there? I wonder if there's a different jump scare if I just keep running away. What is up with these? You guys saw them, too, right? They're in the camera, kind of faded. And if you click on them, they disappear. Did someone poison the food? Why don't you just hang out here? This is where I belong. Cheek is not going to help me. All right. Purple bear. You clearly killed my friend. Eer, yeah, fuck that. All right. Pay attention to what this dude says. For today's lesson, we will be continuing our training on proper speed handling techniques. For using an animatronic as a zoom, please ensure that the animatronic parts are tightly compressed and fastened by the spring lock located around the inside of the zoom. It may take a few moments to position your head in torso between these parts in a manner where you can move in and speak. Try not to nudge or press again any of the spring lock inside the zoom. Do not touch the spring lock at any time. Do not breathe on the spring lock as moisture may loosen them and cause them to break loose. If you can't touch the spring lock and come loose while you're wearing a zoom, please try to maneuver away from populated areas before bleeding out as to not ruin the customer experience. As always, if there is ever an emergency, please go to the designated safe room. Every location is filled with one extra room that is not included in the digital map layout program of the animatronics or security system. That's where it hits the customer as visible as the animatronic and is always off camera. As always, remember to smile when the face of Freddy Fazbear is seen. No! No! No! No, he's in the vent! Come on! Come on! Oh, it's the one I already sealed. Gotcha! Oh, of course he moved. No, didn't mean to double-click. Uh, fuck, alright. I gotta fix that or I'll go crazy. He's up there again. Okay. I know. Alright, he got out here somewhere. He's near me. He's gonna get me. He made it through the vent. Oh, I hope he wasn't in that vent because that's how he gets in behind me. Cupcake. I just gotta try to lure him. Shit! Dude, I know he's in the room. Just kill me, dude. I know you're here. Maybe if I see the sound and draw him out of the room. Alright, I know how I died. Let's try this again. I died because I let him get into that vent. I had to ignore ventilation and deal with vents first. Gotta find him. Think is that him? Yeah, that was him. And now he's over here. So if I play the audio here, he should come back over here. So I guess if that's dead, then the ping won't work. Alright, he's probably moved now. Of course. Well, let's... just in case. Maybe I should let more of this go and then reboot it all. Come on. Fuck. I gotta seal this first, then I can deal with the ventilation. Got it. Okay. I know. I know. I know about the jump scare. Okay. Fuck, he's up there. I think that was him going back down. So if he went back down from there, he must be back at the start. There he is. Come on. Come over here. Yeah, totally works. Hey dude. Oh, if I keep him here though, we can get into the vent. I should lure him here. Come on, after this reboot, I'm going to lure him over there. Keep him away from the vents. What's that? Fuck me! It's right there, that thing. I really wish that thing wasn't about to do whatever it is that it's going to do. I'm just going to ignore that guy. Shit. I don't think I sealed it in time. I didn't. So where's that go? Oh, he's there. Damn it. I had to ignore that Freddy Fazbear creeping by and double click on the vent faster. That's what I needed to do. I have got to let systems die and never, ever let him get through the vent. The vent is just dead. Alright, cool. So that vent goes here. Actually, if I lure him over here, then it's just that vent. So I can predict what vent he's going to go into. Okay, so he's here. So if he goes back here and goes in this vent, it's easy. I'll seal this vent because that's the only vent he... We can get into that vent too, so I'll have to check here first. Alright, let's lure him before I reboot everything. I don't know if my plan is crazy or if I'm just being efficient. Come on! If reboot all takes more than twice as long. So we're still there. And I've sealed that vent. Fuck! Good, he went into the vent I thought he would. And now he should be back down here. Yes! He follows rules! So let's lure him somewhere. Fuck. Okay, so we went there. Got him. Got him. So he's going to come back down in here. Sure enough, there he is. Here. And then let's seal the vent that he's likely to go into. And before I fix that... Hello? There's trust that he's still over here. I'm going to play this one more time. Oh shit, everything's busted. Come on! Come on, get a Pentium, dude! Shit, it's that thing! Okay. Okay, good. He went into the vent that I already sealed. It's fine. Everything's fine. Let's lure him down. Nope. Hand is actually sweating. Okay, he should be back here. Yes he is. Let's lure him over here. And meanwhile, let's prepare. I'm going to seal that vent. All right, dude, go into the vent. I dare you. Fucking dare you. Oh shit, it's that. All right. Let's reboot this. Okay, I got him. Sealed. That other thing is going to get me. He's going to ignore it. Where is he? Let's... Oh shit, I have to vent first. No, he's right there. All right, just reboot all. Come on, it's almost 6 a.m. I hope that wasn't hallucination because I saw him there. And he wasn't in the vent. He must have come back down. Come on, it's almost 6 a.m. Come on, reboot. Where is he? Come on, dude. Okay, it's almost 6 a.m. He's right there. Can't... Oh, there is a vent he can get into. Let's seal it. Yeah, he's still there. He's still there. I sealed the vent he can get into. And the vent only takes him here. This is the only scary vent. All right, let's get some lure. Or die, whatever's gonna happen. I've even got my cupcake. Why would I follow you? Are you gonna yell ear? Maybe I should... Maybe I should go to the cupcakes with my cupcake. Are you gonna say ear? I think someone activated the suits from the outside and killed three people. Wonder if that's where the Jack-in-the-box guy came from. Is this a whole game or is there a... Really? He had to wait till right then? Ventilation? Shit. No, I got him! I stopped him! Yep. Just fucking kill me. Let's do it. Come on. It's gotta be in my A game. I gotta find him immediately. I gotta pre-seal a vent and then look at a different vent. So where is this jerk? Where is this jerk? I gotta find the secret room, too. So let's seal this one and try to keep him here. Or did he go through the secret room that I'm supposed to find? Okay, so he's here. Hello. So I... Fuck. Come on, don't go into the vents. Don't go into the vents. Don't go into the vents. Don't go into the vents. Come on, dude. I'm playing kid noises. Go hang out with the kids. Got it. Alright, so he's here. Let's pre-seal that vent and then put it on that vent. Because that's dangerous. If he gets here, I can still deal with it. So I'm gonna... Alright. Oh, damn it. Shit. I gotta ignore that asshole. Try keeping camera 8. I'm just gonna ignore that audio error again. And ventilation. Shit. I can't escape out of this, either. And he came back down. It's over. Wait, he's in that... Oh, wait, maybe... Did I reboot this? Alright. I think I'm done for the night, guys. I still think one is scarier. But this is not a bad game. I think it's more a horror game than two was, by far. But, let's see what people are saying in my little chat, and then I'll head out for the night. Being boo. I gotta go to work tomorrow. It's almost midnight. I got packs. Yeah, I clicked on Freddy's nose a bunch of times. Click all the... I know I was trying to click the cupcakes. I kept seeing them when I was clicking on them. Activates a minigame. Purple guy hidden spring trap. Spring trap. Okay, so this guy is saying that purple guy hid in a spring trap. He died in there, and spring trap left as he died. Okay. Anyway. I am going to bed, and I will probably do this again later.