 Our geek god is fanatically, embarrassingly in love with you. It's the kind of love that makes god want to catalog and preserve everything related to you, like a collector sliding rare comics into protective plastic sleeves. It's the shameless kind of love we associate with people with underdeveloped social intelligence. God just can't imagine that anyone would find you less than utterly fascinating. God doesn't care if loving you is a popular thing to do. God is willing to endure mockery and exclusion for the sake of loving you. God isn't compelled to love you by any force internal or external. And God isn't interested in any benefit or reward for loving you. God loves you because you are fucking awesome.