 What's up guys unsportsmanlike conduct? We're here gab brie to talk about Literally everything that's going on right now and before we go into anything fun anything exciting. I'm just gonna give the floor To you brie and let me know You've had a I don't there's no light way to say it. No, there's no awful few days and I've been there Oh, I've been there, but I'm just gonna I'm just gonna let you have your time. I don't go I'm sick on top of all of this. So it's just like it's the last 72 hours have just been punched to the face like every time I turn around But let's let's talk about the elephant in the room the Boston Bruins the historical Boston Bruins the president's trophy winning best team We've probably ever seen in the regular season Boston Bruins Choked there's no other way to put it. They choked and There's a lot of of blame to go around for why this happened but to To have the season that they had to just be so goddamn good All year long from literally from start to finish and Then just absolutely Pertend like you've never ever played hockey in your entire lives for the last three games of that series. I Am At first I was I'm going through like all the stages of grief right now At first I was devastated like I sat out my couch crying Like they just lost the ceiling cup final again, like that's how bad it was and Now I'm at the point where like I've accepted the fact that they have that they lost that they completely blew it But boy, oh boy, am I so angry so angry Because like I said a couple weeks ago when we had the conversation about Um Would I rather a Super Bowl or would I rather a Stanley Cup when I sat a Stanley Cup? The reason why I said that was because the core of this team Marcia and Bergeron Creechi are old There I mean they may not be What do you mean because you know, I'm not a hockey I'm not a hockey guy So Bergeron Bergeron's 30. I believe 37. Okay. That's old. Um, like for hockey twice for hockey That's fucking old like I'm sure these are hurting every time he moves around he played through a herniated disc this series apparently and like Like Creechi's right up there with him Marcia and I want to say it's like 36 like these guys are old it's it's not like they're not spring chickens anymore and So when I when I say that the window is closing It's closing like they may not nobody's sure if they're coming back next year like this very well could have been it I personally think that they're all pissed off and They're going to come back next year but like I I I don't know I don't know that and I Like I'm just so I'm just so bummed I can't I can't express it enough and then I saw people Saying well, how does this compare to the 2007 Patriots and stuff? And like first of all for that to be the first thing that you think of when they lose like I hate you if you are somebody who Like jumped to get a pull out like which is worse the 2007 Patriots or this like I hate you There's no reason why we need to be doing this we all know that like bad both things are Horrible really bad not great But like That's not what we need to be Talking about right now, and if you really want the answer like I feel like this is worse I Genuinely feel like this is worse because at least the Patriots made it to the Super Bowl I mean like even if you were thinking of the Warriors winning their thing they made it to the finals, so exactly like they made it and To not even make it out of the first round Yeah, that's pretty bad to have a 3-1 lead and not make it out of the first round The one seed against the eight seed like at least with the Bucks Like they got third, you know what handed to them like Miami. They were just no match for Miami and It like the gentleman's sweep and whatever like I almost would have respected that more because they simply just didn't have it I I Would almost have have wanted that then to have Three series clenching games and you lose all of them Yeah, I've seen I've seen that I've seen that episode before and I'm not a fan of it either I'm just I like and Then oh man. Yeah, I mean this comment is perfect like the Skittles Twitter account, you know Everyone's gonna get the jokes off like yeah, that's the worst part. That is the worst when it happens to you It's the worst part But I Mean I've also like kind of come to terms with it and like I'm trying to like rationalize Like maybe you know, this wasn't their year. Maybe just the president's trophy curse is a real thing But I I just am I'm so bummed. I'm so bummed because I don't know if my favorite player is gonna come back next year or Or what it's gonna look like because there's they've got to figure out cap stuff and like I just If this was the end like it's it's really shitty that like these guys are just gonna go out with one cup and Like I mean, and they're not completely I Tweeted out that Bergeron deserves more than 2011 and I had a lot of people say well, he's The captain blah blah like first of all, he wasn't the captain for that entire time He's been captain for two years. So like let's just check that before we start placing blame but also like To sit there and say like he's responsible for the choking and stuff like he doesn't show up That's just categorically false Like there are so many games looking back where Patrice Bergeron put the team on his fucking back and like yeah He didn't do it this time. I that sucks But I'm not gonna sit here and and say that he's like not good And he doesn't he doesn't deserve the love that he gets from the people in the city and stuff like It's just insane to me, but and the Celtics last night just like back-to-back Let me just tell you this real quick and bead one MVP Zad it on to it. He won MVP. Just added on Added on to the day for him. I guess he deserves it. I mean, I think I'm be deserves it I think he does great season. I wish he was playing though that would make the series a little more fun and exciting Apparently it doesn't even matter whether he plays or not Maybe it would have maybe you guys would have done better. You saw him beat out there. They would have tried a little harder I don't know you had James Harden popping off the whole night. Oh my god. And okay, so this like not only was Last night embarrassing and embarrassing to follow up the night before Now James Harden's out here on on Twitter today posted Stuff like a photo dump like a girl on Instagram Like, oh, you know, I wanted to go to the Met Gala like Like it was Justin Vegas having a week and I'm like, oh my god, man. And now he's out here Smackings was one of his buddies in the face like what what is that? Oh Man, yeah, it's been a it's been a couple. It's been a couple days. It's it's Surely something but yeah, this is again this comment right here is perfect I'll just play down to the competition Whenever they get the chance. They've done it all season long. That's how they fell out of the first seed. That's how, you know, they like I've Not to beat a dead horse, but I'm gonna do it Like when they lose to the Rockets when they lose to the Thunder when they lose to the Pistons people like that like They should be blowing those teams out of the water and yet You're either losing to them or like just barely beating them. That shouldn't be happening Before we get into the NBA talk and go on to the Celtics, I do have one Question it's not really a question something that we can do Let's rank these three three one comebacks to which one was the best Like speaking wise like the win the people that won which is more impressive. Okay, so our options are I'm gonna give you three They all involve us Chicago Cubs beating my Cleveland baseball team three one. Yep Cubs beating the Warriors and then we have your Bruins Panthers game What do you think is the most impressive and I have my answer and I'm gonna go with caps. I'm gonna go with LeBron and the calves beating Steph Curry Just because like I don't know. I feel like that one means more than the other two because it was in the finals Yeah, well the other one was World Series, but I just think it means more LeBron doing it for us. Yeah I I think it's like if it's gonna happen anywhere like I think it might be just a little easier to happen on the baseball field then mm-hmm in a Basketball series, so yeah, I'm gonna go I'm gonna put calves Warriors first Bruins Panthers very very close second and then I'm gonna put the Cubs last because I fucking hate that one like I hate No, I'll go Cubs first because I feel like the step in LeBron thing Still going on today. Clearly. They actually like this is the finals right now, but Yeah, that's I'm gonna go Yeah, I'm like shell shocked like what I'm telling you Sunday night Like was having war flashbacks in middle of the night wake up And just like I see like oh mark laying on his back and that overtime goal going in and I'm just like this is the worst This is the worst Okay, you can do one thing. I mean they had a great season so again I don't know anything about hockey, but if you could do one thing going forward into next season You could make one decision. What would it be something different not keeping the same if that makes sense? Um, I mean like it's that's hard because it's not like I Right. They're really good. I want them to not be good, you know, but I want them to avoid this Damn trophy like the plague next year. This would be really good. Not that good Nobody's gonna say anything about a two seed like I'm cool with that I'm cool with even the one seed but like maybe let Vegas win the president's trophy or something like Just keep it away. Keep it away. No team in the last How 10 years has won the cup after winning the president's trophy I mean the Bruins have done it a couple times winning that stupid thing and like And the last time anybody did win it it was against the Bruins. So that's fun Um, I have another hockey question for you. I saw people talking about this What are your thoughts on all the expansion teams being Decent, what are your thoughts on that? I love it. I really do. I see people not Loving it But I feel it's fun. I don't know. I don't understand Why you wouldn't like it's so it's good for the sport. It's good for the cities who Are like fans of these expansion teams like this is so good for Seattle Vegas's first year was great for them and like the way It works like with the expansion draft you're plucking players from other teams that are like Good, not great guys guys that probably aren't going to be franchise guys But are good enough to where if you're going to Put like a rag tag team of fellas together like this is somebody you would like And that's what Vegas was and that's what Seattle is and like Seattle just knocked off the reigning Stanley Cup champs in seven games like Pretty impressive. It really is So I love it. I I see no problems with the expansion teams being good because not only Like I said, is it good for the game? It's it's good for Bringing people to the sport that may otherwise not have watched hockey because there's nothing Like I guess Seattle fans maybe could have been vancouver fans just based on geographic location and stuff like that, but like I mean the conucks really aren't that good They haven't been good in a while. So it's fun. It's it's and it's fun for those cities It's like especially Seattle and Vegas like those are becoming To like really great sports cities It sucks that Seattle doesn't have the basketball team anymore, but they support their w nba team like It's an nba team like that they those games are packed those games are crazy. So I I'm all for more expansion teams like if they wanted to go to 34 I'd be cool with that get Atlanta back get like Quebec City or something back like It's cool. I like it. I have no problems with it. So I do have problems with the city of Somebody somebody just go to TD garden and like pull a Kyrie and just like sage the whole place So here's here's the issues the issues that we have going on right now Hockey out Hockey team out so yeah hockey team the hockey teams out the basketball team Could be on their way bags aren't packed yet Oh, yeah, it is it is just it was just one game Yeah, it was one game. It's always boneheaded mistakes that led to the loss that like I I Feel comfortable in saying We'll get cleaned up. I'm still saying Celtics and six is What I'm trying to say Am I comfortable with that? No, not necessarily but like I'm gonna stick to my guns and Do that whether in bead plays or not like I'm still gonna say Celtics and six I would like and bead to play. I would like to see it. Well, he's 50 50 for game two I thought I saw unless that changed today and I didn't see after I got the trophy Who's to say I want to be to play. I like I really like the Celtics. I really like the Sixers I like both teams. I enjoy watching them. So I want to see them at their Best against one another so yeah Yeah, I agree and it's It's probably for the best that the Bruins Didn't make it to the second round because they would have played Toronto And I don't think the universe could have handled the absolute Massive levels of toxicity that would have radiated for me if the Celtics and Sixers were playing At the same time as the Bruins and the Maple Leafs It would have been like Chernobyl levels of radiation toxicity. It would have been bad. So I Probably for the betterment of everybody like it's one or the other So I guess that's like a silver lining that we can look at here. I don't know But enough about me what's going on in the rest of the world I mean, we have a bunch of basketball things We have a we have a bunch of NBA drama Should we just go to the best one of the day? Oh, yeah That's one of the days Dylan Brooks guys. I know we've all we all saw Dylan Brooks. Um, what what were the words he used? Uh, he will not be coming back under any circumstances under any circumstances You know how awful you have to be for them to say under any circumstances literally Immediately after you're eliminated from the playoffs like you're done. So we This was something that was decided before that you even got eliminated. I'm convinced just based on that alone And I mean, it's a great decision. Great. It's not wrong mediocre basketball player running his mouth that An extreme level that did nothing but harmed the outcome of their series. Yep Yeah, I wouldn't want him back either, but I have like I I don't know if you'll agree with this, but I think that The grizzlies also enabled this behavior. So they're not innocent here. I get removing him. That's a good step in the right direction But they've done this for two years They've all acted like this okay, like Like I I do feel bad that he's like the scapegoat here Great because they have a lot of other issues going on. They've got a lot of other issues that I mean They're superstar missing however many games and stuff for the issues that he had this year. That's a problem um It's just like it's not just him and he's he's really not a bad player He's just annoying. It's not a superstar obviously, but like he's he's a good depth guy. He's a good I don't know if he'll play or if he put the phone down and shut his mouth Like I don't know if he'll be a starter for wherever he ends up next if anybody in the NBA honestly wants to deal with that because I mean right looking at just the body of work the the mouth running the mouth it's Maybe your play doesn't back it up like you can stop with that and then you would have a decent career but maybe this is uh A little a little lesson. Maybe he's gonna learn from this. I mean a team is gonna pick him up I mean, I feel like they have to I saw right some of the the tweets today That's saying that he's gonna go play in china now and stuff like, you know, that's what I thought about. Um, Eli apple and he's still not on a team Yeah, I The more and more Well, actually, no, probably not now. Thanks to the draft that the pats had but that's as time went on I feared for the worst you're gonna pick him up with that one. Yeah, it's I mean, it's still possible but probably a lot less likely now, but Oh, yeah He's still he's still out there too. I mean And just for just the fact alone like I feel like maybe if He came out and said like, yeah, I talked to I probably shouldn't have said anything But I did and we got our asses kicked and like I take that more. I would I would respect it. I would yeah You have to go you have to go one of two ways. You have to go all in with it or Say what you just said you can't just say I'm out. Yeah, I'm out. No, that doesn't give you anywhere You can't because I mean we said this last week too It's just like You kind of look like a punk for doing that like if you're gonna sit here and run your mouth at every chance you get And then when it finally comes and bites you in the ass You shut up Of all the times now you're gonna stop talking Like either pretty weak if you ask me go all in or don't do it at all Yeah, but I do I don't feel bad for him But I think the grizzlies enabled All of their behavior like even our social media team is like that they would like talk shit all year at players at teams I'm like you guys need to relax a little bit Because um, guess what we learned you are not fine Not fine in the west as it turns out who could have seen that one coming um Maybe this is gonna be it's gonna be a whole kind of like culture shock for them Maybe they're just gonna strip it down Say okay rebrand or redoing this where this is We're not gonna deal with this shit anymore. We're not well, I mean their main brand is still there So they got to work with that Maybe that's part of it too. Maybe they're gonna sit him down and say hey buddy Let's you also need to get it together I don't know man. And I mean their coach is If anybody doesn't I feel like doesn't have a handle on what's going on with his team Probably him You know what vibes they give me like you know when you are in middle school And you have all the people that are acting so cool And they think they're gonna be the best people ever and they go to high school and they're absolute losers And they just bully people to get by that's that's what they are. That's the members grizzlies. I feel that I uh, I I can't say I'm upset that they're not playing the warriors I love that. I love that they're not playing the warriors. I've been rooting on their downfall all year Maybe for like the content alone between like john brooks and draymond like that would have been fun, but It's also like it's just it's cringe at this point right like we're over that even draymond's stick sometimes I'm like, all right, dude Same stuff Yeah, he does he does you can't take that away from him for sure and I actually like I've never really been a draymond fan. I this I don't know Hate on the warriors in general that was a different time though after his press conference after they beat uh The kings out like I feel like that was the most likable at least for me that he's ever been like He actually gave the kings their flowers and stuff like that, which totally deserves What's his face? Well, yeah, I mean you can't ask for too too much here But like that entire interview with the tnt guys out was set in there and I was like, oh like Okay, like it's like this draymond. I really like because he's sitting there and he's like He's actually giving you thoughtful answers and he's actually like being a Human but then when he turns into like that Psycho crazy jerk man Yelling at like people in the crowd and stuff. I'm like, all right, man. This is where you lose me. This is like I don't know He's he's tough for me to read Yeah, he I used to not it just it was just the cabs warriors thing, but I can do it now NBA are we gonna discuss Joel and beat winning the MVP? Where did it just and I'm a fan. I'm a fan of it. We're both fans of it. He had a great season Yeah, you're a fan of it. You said it. I'm not a fan of it. Like he deserves it, but I'm not a fan of it Um, if you could pick MVP, who would you pick then? I mean, it's him. I'm just not happy about it. That's all I just don't really like Postgame interview. I want your opinion on this the honest interview. I have two thoughts on it If you guys didn't see Janice after their loss Uh, he got asked do you consider the season a failure? Which is a Fair question, you know, yeah the fair question after you were the top ranked team In the nba and you lost in the first round. That's a fair question Yep, and I think he answered it a little um Too personal And I think he kind of like was I think it was kind of mean to the reporter. Thank you So I as we know not the biggest Janice fan. I think he's kind of a phony. I think he is not as likeable as everybody kind of Pretends to make him or make some out to be um At the like bare bones of his response. I completely agree with him Yeah, great Like I agree with everything you said. He's a very successful person Like you're doing things for your family that other people aren't we're always Trying to better ourselves and be successful in things we do But and that wasn't the question but then for him to say to like Like uh, jordan played however many seasons and only one Six rings are like are all the other ones failures like no. Yeah, probably Because he's psycho. Yeah Like same thing with brady like i'm sure brady looks at those seasons and calls them failures but like in the grand scheme of things like no because you're you're Working your way towards that. So like I agree with that what I don't agree with is The way he kind of talked down to the reporter the reporter's just doing their job and like yeah, sometimes reporters ask them questions Don't like the question. You don't want to answer it. Like you're not they're not perfect in the situation either but like I have There's nothing wrong with this question in my opinion, but for yannis to to talk to him the way that he did and Say the things about like this guy's providing for his family And he's like not doing this and making enough and stuff like that didn't need to And I know like he to the moment stuff He probably right didn't mean it like that at all and I understand that completely but like I just feel like that part could have been left out. You could have just said what you said about Jordan and about the working towards the championships and you're coming back next year to Be better than what you did. That's that's just an easy answer. You didn't have to attack that poor guy. Yeah, like I I It's just one of those things too. We're like I look at yannis. I'm like, I just don't understand what everybody See, I'm a yannis fan, but I thought that one was bad. I thought that was a really bad response Again, the response itself if you don't put the question with it The panthers already scored like I don't know who to root for in the series This sucks. Sorry. Yes. I agree with you Okay, but who would you rather let no seriously who would you rather win in this series? Probably florida I hate the Toronto Maple Leafs. I why do you hate them? I see you guys. No hockey. Don't know they're to What I would like equate to The Yankees like good perennial good but never Well, not never but like hasn't You know won the whole damn thing But they're annoying since my dad has been alive like it's and they're just so they're so annoying fans They're oh my god annoying fans if you're gonna sit there and and be a fan of like an original six franchise and like one of the most storied franchises in hockey or whatever like Just like at least Have a little sense of what's going on I hate them like I know the Bruins like main rival is supposed to be Montreal And I understand that like historically speaking, but I can't stand Toronto I can't do it. So Like I I don't want a route for florida here, but like if I had to choose Yeah, I'm in a route for florida They're not really likable either by the way, but that's also recency bias and I they just Ruin my life. So I feel like that's partially why I'm saying that So Oh, anyway, I get enough. That's enough hockey. Let's we're going back to being a non hockey show We will we will go back to basketball. I want to talk about I want to talk about the game tonight LeBron and Steph Curry. I feel like people are hyping this up to be something that's not yeah, I agree. It's gonna be a great series I'm excited. I'm excited to watch LeBron play Steph again both awesome people to watch play basketball, but This is what the second round of the playoffs. You guys are acting like this is another finals for them Nothing they do in this matters for their legacies like it literally doesn't that's the thing It doesn't matter It's it I personally think it's gonna be a good series But like I'm not gonna sit here and say it's gonna be like the ones from Right. I've six years ago. Whatever like it's just not the same Like if Steph loses sure if LeBron loses sure, I don't think if Steph loses like I don't really think it's that big of a deal He just spent a game seven points record He just won the championship last year And you had LeBron set the all-time leading scoring record this season and this game means nothing to them bragging rights at that but Just it's just too much I will Like I I can see the argument of what people are like getting at when they say that but I just don't think I don't think it's that important that big of a deal I think it's the second round like if it was the western conference finals, then we can talk Yeah, that'd be cool. But like still again Nothing they do from here on out really is gonna change their legacy that much They're both great. I think the only I think Steph if Steph wins another one then maybe There's a little bit of you know more air in the tires for him But like he doesn't even need it. He doesn't need it. He's got it all. He's the best shooter In my opinion the best shooter in NBA history like the best pure shooter So I what more do you need one more you need he set the what ray allen's three-point record or whatever Like he's already got all of that. He's got however many rings I'm not worried about it. I mean, I don't think he's worried about it either. So it's just Another dumb thing for us to talk about at this point right hype it up to be some of that side Yeah, I'm gonna watch every single game. Oh, of course Everyone watch every single one, but it just it's not that big of a deal to Literally anyone but we're making it something crazy Now his game against the Kings though, that was really good. Yeah, that was great But again hyping up to be something that it's not First time in the playoffs And how long and you guys are The reigning champs had to go down to seven games with the Kings like yeah, I got it I got it. It's a little Not in their character, I guess but also they're older and whatever and I I can't believe I'm saying this for the second series in a row, but I want the Lakers to win the series I want I want the Lakers to win. I Already know like I'm way ahead of myself, but I want a Lager Celtics finals so bad So bad that I'm talking myself into rooting for the Lakers to get there Because I just it's not only for the Celtics Lakers Lore of it all but just to beat LeBron in the finals would be so sweet On the Lakers no less that'd be so great But I mean both of them have to get there first and the Celtics are already and the nuggets are looking great behind the eight ball Yeah, that game last night. I actually I I don't like to watch the nuggets and I don't know why I don't either They're very good. They're very very good, but they're very boring. Yeah, that's okay. So that's what I said and I thought like They're just good and boring. They don't do cool things They'll make a couple shots man, so I got all season long like I Try like whenever they're the late game And they're on I mean they're on for me at seven o'clock. So I put it on after Like a Celtics prime time game or whatever and I'm just like They're good. Yoko just good. I mean Murray is a serviceable number two and Kcp last night went off. It was crazy. Like I've never seen him play like that before and It's like they just don't do it for me. Like I just don't Last night was the most one I've had watching a nuggets game Ever because it's the only time where I've watched that a nuggets game in its entirety Um, can we talk about chris paul and deandre ateon useless? Yeah, um Useless could have marked it on the calendar chris paul injury in the playoffs. It's here folks And it just would be very poetic for Uh kevin durant to do what kevin durant does and then this be how it ends I would I would enjoy it. We also have jimmy butler not playing tonight. So it's such a bummer I know that too many injuries in the playoffs. I want to see jimmy butler play basketball every single time Now he's excited. He's entertaining. Speaking of too many though There have been way too many hits to the the nuts in this playoffs. See mba is a little horny What's going on Way too many and not just in the playoffs all season long Yeah, I'm getting into others faces like either hit somebody or stop being weird Or smooch him. Just yeah, just make out if you're that close. Jesus. I'm a little thick one little smoochy kiss Maybe he won't your face ever again. Did you see last night though PJ Tucker? And I I personally don't think it was intentional at all I don't think he knew Jason Tatum was running behind him, but he went And he got him right Right there and it That's like the fifth time it's happened in the last two weeks. That's insane. How how is this a bunch of freaking sickos Why is this uh a running trend? Leave each other's family jewels alone is the point here I don't need to be doing that Poor deuce Tatum. I'm sure he wants to have a sibling at some point like you can't you can't hit him there Hit him in the chest or something like I don't know Yeah, they've been it's been it's been a lot Oh mba, man Hey, it's been fun though. It's been fun. It's been fun. Um NFL though Draft we like we somehow completely forgot to talk about the draft last week leading up to it so We can talk about it now all of it is said and done and My clear cut winner is the Philadelphia Eagles Yeah, definitely and as a As a person who just enjoys football like they got better and They it's like they they looked they looked at the tape and saw What maybe they lacked in the Super Bowl And said okay F that we're gonna do this in that And the the Georgia pipeline is crazy The fact that they were able to trade up and get Jaylen Carter like I knew Jaylen Carter was going to slide. We all knew he was going to slide given his uh Issues off the field that he's been dealing with um But for them to to move up and get him like Like Oh, man, it's gonna be good. It's gonna be good. And then down under swift Welcome to now a member I saw him the day he got traded. Did you? Yeah, he was at the event the quavo flag football event that I got bullied at. Yeah Oh, yeah Yeah, that's a bummer, huh yeah him and his little lions buddies were all hanging out and He didn't look he looked happy. He looked happy to go. So I mean I I would be happy to go from the lions to the eagles That's an upgrade for sure. I would love it Maybe he'll actually get get used You know appropriately, but Does I mean, yeah, here we go. If he stays healthy, it'll be scary. It's a big if It's a big if it is a big if because um I'm in a struggle It's been a struggle. Uh, yeah as somebody who took him Uh, I think I took him in the second round of my fantasy draft last year And then Jamal Williams scored every single touchdown possible really every single one Yep, every single one a second round also isn't true I think it may have been like the third or fourth But regardless he was on my team and he didn't do anything for me. So that's cool. Appreciate that pal Say watch I won't draft him this year and he'll go off have a good season. Yeah I think the Patriots had a decent draft Yeah, it was a really good job compared to some of the other teams. I mean the lions had a terrible draft. So I'm gonna keep the team first first half of the pats a plus homerun I The first three picks I loved it. Um, especially getting christian good doll is great I like I I'm admittedly not like a draft person So I'm not going to sit here and tell you like oh, I had him here on my big board and like in my mock drafts and stuff but like I I know when The consensus is he was my number one at his position like getting him after trading down Is a massive massive win So I I'm happy with it. Um A lot of people are upset that they took a kicker and a punter and they traded up for a kicker and Like they needed both of those things. They don't have a punter on the roster right now We have nick folk Who is 95 years old had a pretty crappy season last year after being Like the workhorse for the last couple um so what like At at this point like I feel like pats is just getting read just for the sake of getting angry Like you filled needs with the kicker and the punter That's a good thing and I hate when people get dramatic over like a sixth round. Oh my right. Give me one break Who else were you gonna pick there? Jesus? How many six round picks are superstars? I mean Okay, but like how many times is that gonna happen? No, but you're right like it's it's few and hard between It's like the rounds drafted Donovan people's jones and I said he's not gonna be a star a wide receiver when Odell left and people thought I was Being so mean You guys need to relax. Yeah, I really just chill but I mean the pats Pats draft it's like they knew That they can't continue to get beat up by the bill's offense They can't continue to get run through by tuo when he's on the field Or the speed of tirey hill and now erin rogers and whatever the jets are cooking up over there So they address the needs and like yeah, they do I would have preferred um A little bit more offense in this draft, especially at tight end. I thought this was a pretty good tight end draft and The value was there like guys were falling like Pretty far a lot farther than I expected and a little bum that they didn't end up with one but like they Whatever like I'm I'm cool with it. I think they did a really good job. So Which is weird because it's This is the first like consensus Like positive that the fan base has felt in a while. I think They're building a nice team around zappy. Give me a break. Please. It's too soon. We can't talk We can't have this conversation yet. We can't man. I thought they were gonna go after We'll love us at one point Oh my god, we'll love us guys. I would have screamed. Um, the bill's got a great tight end. Yeah, I hate that Oh, they did. Um, you know, it was kind of the messed up During the whole day, they were having Dawson knocks do like their pre-draft videos and put out all this hype stuff Just for them to get a Great tight end your potential replacement. Oh, yeah, right awkward very The only the only thing I will say about kinkade going to buffalo I think I think it's great. I think it's great for them. I think it's great for him. I think it's a good fit blah blah blah whatever Um, the experience is a little bit of a question mark for me with him Like again, not a draft expert. I could just be completely bullshitting right now and you guys wouldn't even know um But he only played one year high school football and then like it started at like UC San Diego or something like that and then transferred to utah and he's more of like At least this is my opinion more of like a travis kelsey type tight end than I think a pure tight end Where it's he's more of a receiver. He's more and that's not a knock on him. It works if it works it works Same name with kelsey. It clearly works um So it'll be interesting to see how that translates into The bill's offense like again, I think this is good for both sides and it sucks for me but uh he Wasn't who I wanted the paths to go after a tight end. Let's put it that way. I would have totally preferred getting the absolute Freakazoid washington out of georgia because he is a who's down with the pittsburgh sailors. Yeah sucks man right Good spot for him too. Like that a great draft stealers had a great draft If it's one thing the stealers and the ravens, they're always they're gonna draft well Like players just fall to them every time the ravens had a good day, too You get the shit done with the mar. Oh my god, and then you get dayflowers I thought they were gonna get um Jackson smith and the jig but too and I was like, oh no, this is gonna be so bad Packers the packers should have drafted him realistically should have they should have just done it They need to grow up and just do it already They should have it would have been uh Really really fun if the First draft without erin rogers in quite a while would have been the wide receiver you wanted End up taking a receiver in the first round. It would have been It would have been so nice. I was hoping that we didn't get it How much will you enjoy erin rogers in your division? Um, I mean, I really don't care I don't think that they're gonna win the division. I think they At best finish in second place and sneak into the playoffs. I want to go on another erin rogers rant Please be my it's not really him. It's more of like a jets rant Now as someone who's grown up watching the cleveland browns I see how fans can get out of control and assume things are gonna happen for your football team for the better When you get a new quarterback, I don't I don't know why they're doing this And I don't know why they keep disagreeing with us But until they play an effing game I'm not gonna say that they're better than the bills or the dolphins. I need to see you play People can't get that through their head. That's fine. Um, I need to see it. I want to see it somebody commented on on that video and said it was a lazy take like how My bad, I'm sorry. Okay, but this was their argument. The argument is they were a close playoff team With a bad quarterback. I don't care. Okay Congrats, you still weren't a playoff team. So I can't tell you that you're gonna be the pats were a close playoff team with a bad quarterback I'm not sitting here bragging about that bragging about just missing being in the playoffs by one game That sucks. I'm not gonna go out there and and say you're gonna win 13 geez and And if you do congrats, you deserve it again Generational erin rogers hater over here Like I I know this and I'm trying to be as objective as possible with the jets because I do think it does make them better But I also watched erin rogers play last year and I know that it wasn't all his fault but A lot of it was a lot of it was he just he did not play well And he tried to throw the young guys under the bus poor christian watson and elms are like he literally Tried to get them to get ran over by this bus that he's throwing them under Like now you got one of them sitting court side with him at every game in new york so Can you break with that too all the new york fans? Oh my god, you're in rogers. It's here. You're like shut up He's doing this. This is a pr stunt. This is strategy He's doing this to get in the good graces of everyone before october rolls around and he says something that everybody thinks is pretty asshole like and annoying and The relationship starts to fizzle Because that's what happened in green bay now. I don't think they're going to be bad They're not no, I I think it would be a massive failure surprise if they they went full Denver Broncos. Yeah Like I exactly perfect comparison. I don't think that's going to happen But I don't think they're going to win the division I don't I truly don't and You're not going to get me to say that Before they take a single snap like the fact that he's at otas right now means nothing to me Nothing now if they would have if the jets would have gotten like patrick mahomes Um, that I feel jefferson, I would say. Yeah, sure. They're going to be the best team in the nfl I would feel comfortable with making that prediction He's not a top five receiver if it was patrick mahomes. Like yeah, okay, but it's aerobatres is going to be 40 years old He a couple years he's a couple years removed from back-to-back mvps Granted one of them definitely should have been tom brades and the fact that it wasn't is criminal But we don't need to get into that Last year he was just some guy Playing quarterback, right? He was having a terrible time I don't know what version we're going to get I don't know if the change of scenery is going to do him good If he if getting back with his old offensive coordinator is going to help him as much as everybody else seems to think I'm not I I'm Second place at best second place is their ceiling in my head Sorry, something really good just happened to my life. I saw I saw Go little guards. Um garret coal f u Josh nailer owns you I'm the will probably still lose but at least i'm excited for now Um, if you want to feel better just know that we broke the new york yakey's fans yesterday We love that we ripped them to shreds. We did nothing. We we did nothing, but not only We provided the outcome They're in last place in the division Yes, they are. Oh, yes. Not even my little sorry boston red socks The new york yankies Our last super bowl. Yeah, this is our stanley cup may second may second return about oh my god It's the biggest and it's gonna probably go really bad really quick, but i'm gonna probably I'm gonna brag about it too. My team has been terrible, but guess what whatever we can do to help you guys We'll try our best. Appreciate that sess Appreciate that One of our it's so funny. One of our relief pitchers got the win with one pitch Way to go buddy. Um If you didn't see what happened We did I saw everybody freaking out like screaming about Aaron. Oh, yeah We were terrible. I watched eight innings of miserable baseball like I had an awful time But for maybe like 10 it was great. Uh First hour and 45 Couldn't have been worse. We had one hit. We had one hit the whole game. We were awful. Oh, no one single hit it goes to the ninth inning and um He pulls the pitcher Brings in what's his name clay whatever The the one that we all hate now They hate bring they bring him in we start getting hits He gets a ball hit at him can't field it. We're safe. We're scoring runs the score is three to two We bring in a manual claus say and we uh Shot him down pack it up load the buses. We got the win. We're back out here today. Nice Garrett Cole Don't like you and we have my sweet little new pitcher on the mound his second day Cutie second day on the mound. I can't believe it his second his second start gary cole so Good friend You got like I know I'm gonna have to deal with this for the rest of eternity But can we show with the go florida panthers comments, please? We get it. We get it. We already talked about it. We covered it. You're late to the party We know and now they're winning. Are they still winning? Uh, yeah, I think they're still up one nothing The first intermission I believe um We're over it. Okay Congratulations Focus on what's going on now Um, shall we get into some met gala stuff? Oh, of course This is love nothing more. It was speaking of nothing more my super cool I'm a sucker for some good met gala fits And everybody knows what the met gala is right Can we all just make yeah, I hope so, but if not, um, it is a gala at the metropolitan the metropolitan museum of art in new york city and they do uh different themes every year and you're supposed to tailor your outfit to the theme and this year's theme was chanel but when Carl whatever his last name is took over and kind of uh Rebranded chanel a little bit made a little bit more modern and whatever so that was the theme celebrating him and his work And we had some athletes there Some of them Uh looked awesome. Some of them. I think dropped the ball a little bit. So let's just you know get into it run run down the list of Fits who is that who is bad who could have done better? Uh start with the best of the best. Who's who's the best of the best for you? I liked Russ's outfit a lot. I think Russ was great I like Russ looked real good. He nailed it totally got what The theme was supposed to be and like he's a big fashion guy Yeah, so this isn't surprising to me. Yeah, he's always gonna look good. He's always gonna put on a fit No matter what the occasion is he's gonna do it It's just stunning like everything about it is stunning the pants the little buttons on the jacket beautiful love it 10 out of 10 Um the loafers too. They're cute little loafers. I love it. Oh good Now next I would like to see my favorite of the night From the man Shagiel just alexander. He's oh my god, honey. He looks so good. Look at him. Oh, sheesh Yeah, he looks great. Um The sunglasses the little little model pout that he's got going on Like he looks so good and again completely understood the assignment 10 out of 10 He understood What the theme was what it was supposed to be And this like yeah, you look at like for me when I think of Chanel, I think black and white classy Like maybe some tweed here and there like this is perfect. I love it. I love everything about it He's on his way to be a superstar Met Gala already He's gonna be can already like start modeling if he wants to know just based off that alone Um, and then we had Stefan Diggs who again great thought he completely just crushed it looks great They're the same, um stylist, right? Diggs and sga. I will yeah, tom. Yeah, I believe so tom wild. I think his name is or something um, but like this is beautiful. I I saw it. Oh my god. He never looks bad. So no, he's again He's another one who fashion is definitely their strong suit. Um, and then we can shift over to the ladies Miss serena serena williams Came out To the met gala and not announced it Eat it up. She also announced that she is pregnant with her second child and this is Just she looks like princess diana. It's like this is the diana fit I love it She's just like all around a badass anything that she's gonna do. It's gonna be good. There's no doubt She's um, there's there's one that I don't like Either okay, so I don't want to be mean to Them a homes family. Okay. Well, I don't want I don't want to be mean to them because like I think britney has some good fits like her outfits are usually really cute and really good Like the game day ones are good all the events that she usually goes to are really good So whoever put her in this outfit just made her look super boring I hated her wedding dress. Oh and this is kind of with the vibe that yeah, I don't everything else She does is really good. I mean she looks great, but it's not like it's just boring Yeah, and patching my homes. I don't expect anything less from him You see what he wears in game days like tight jeans some nikes and some like Oakley sunglasses and he walks on to the plane like he's not a fashion guy. He's I'm gonna win a super bowl guy fashion Put it a little back the best part about Each of their outfits are their shoes and like britney shoes are still like just wicked boring just plain silver But like that those are the best part of the whole thing and his shoes are really cool He could have built around the shoes and figured something out. Yeah, the suit's just a little baggy That too. Yeah, he's swimming in that thing Not usually wear tight tight tight jeans. So I'm not sure where that came from I definitely think that this could have been better like I I've seen her outfits and like yeah, some of them are pretty cute, but like This it seems so like toned down. Yeah for her definitely She's always wearing bright colors like different hairstyles I was looking really like fun and exciting and this is just really not That but maybe they just played it safe because they didn't want to be made fun of and Hosted everywhere. I could get that too. That's true. But the winner of The women at the Met Gala. Oh, yeah Besides besides Ann Hathaway A stunning. Yeah, but in terms of sports related Miss Giselle bunch in Beautiful. Oh my god Please Lord Jesus. So this is a callback dress from a 2007 Harper's Bazaar photo shoot That's the one that I posted where she's like flowing And it's like got the golden stuff behind her For her to pull this off 15 whatever years later and look this good Like if I was Tom Brady, I would be bawling my eyes out right now Fumbled the bag so but like yeah, whatever. I've been around for their entire Uh marriage and I whatever I get it, but She looks so good. Like this is her first big moment fresh out. This is her first. Yeah like public thing as a divorcee And she's a woman and she's doing she doesn't even Like the last couple of years that they went together as a couple their fits look good and they really complimented each other Well, but like she doesn't even need to be with anybody for this. This one is just so perfect 10 out of 10 On her own. Oh, yeah on her own. She didn't need no man. She doesn't need no greatest quarterback of all time I don't I don't blame her pop off Giselle revenge dress post-divorce revenge dress We love that for her We're still team Brady though, but we love Giselle. No matter what God are we Well, I am at least I'm I'm just here for everyone to have a good time. Let's find um Okay, before we get to our last little horse segment again Did kelsey actually slam the lump the Lombardi trophy guys. It was a fake trophy It wasn't a real trophy But I thought it was funny People were freaking out over it So annoying Come on. Yes. I just everything he does rocks doing the same thing Yeah, but like rock it kind of lost its its shine after a while too like the using it as the baseball bat At the Red Sox game was funny because he genuinely Is just like like dumb Like helsey's not I don't think I know he's not as he's just a funny party guy He was just trying to have a good time for a city You know, he gives me he's always always always given me like walmer groan vibes Guys Travis kelsey is a nice man Like knockoff He's just a really sweet man Also for the that beastie boys song to now become like the anthem of Kansas City. Give me a break Oh, come on The fact that that was like the play out song of the draft. I was like, what the hell is going on They're just having a good time. That's hey, listen. I love a good time um I don't know about that though that like I just I don't know They don't even care if they win another football game. I don't think no I feel like that they uh, they've got their fill in there good Which like They have, yeah Whatever, uh, it sounds like hey, yeah pal. I don't like the Kansas City Chiefs welcome Um, I am our show Kansas City Chiefs stan. Don't worry. I won't be going anywhere I'll still be room for patchmore homes Travis kelsey Jared McKinnon who is now back with them Yeah, I'm all in so for now No, I I I always have been team Jared McKinnon After the Super Bowl never again No, my god never again and that like again we talked about this after the fact but I know it was the right football play to not score that touchdown and to go down at the two-yard line But when I have a bet and the only thing I need is a jet McKinnon touchdown Brother, I'm gonna need you to get your little butt in the end zone So I can win it was like I don't know 200 bucks. Maybe not really even that big of a deal But should have went with the check out. I know I know Oh Wasn't he like not even supposed to play in that game Wasn't he hurt leading up to the Super Bowl and they were like not even sure he was going to play It's in the end zone So annoying So annoying Uh, whatever Football man, I'm like I'm excited for football to be back, but I Can't tell you enough how much I would like summer to just like take its time. I agree I'm not in the mental headspace to deal with to deal with disappointment deal with the new england patriots at this That's why you just gotta enjoy all of it Yeah, I got my chargers. That'll be fun. You enjoy it all from afar And you just let you just let your team suffer and you move on with other ones Fade the Cardinals hard. Yeah. Uh, yeah, I don't know if anybody is, um Going with the Cardinals in any direction Did you see it? I know he's just doing this just to be annoying, but you see Deandre Hopkins Instagram or uh tiktok yesterday He said everybody is asking, you know, where am I going? When am I gonna leave blah blah blah like who says I want to leave? I commented. I was like, sir, you did You said you wanted out Yeah, that's a that's a bit dramatic jerk Like he's just he's just trying to cope. He's in denial He's like, I'm out here. I'm out here working. Who said I wanted to leave like we know that you're working You said you wanted to leave Don't gaslight us and we made this up disaster Jerk he is too. I would like that situation to be over That's probably not gonna happen until That's like a post June post June 10 move I believe but whatever um That's all I got so shall we play Horse name or nickname in the spirit of the kentucky derby which You are able to bet on only on the fandom sportsbook app We played this last week. We weren't very good. We're gonna try again And get myself ready for the main event We're provided by our Wonderful team um two separate lists. So there's no way that we could cheat this time last time I embellished a little bit because I gab and I used the same list This time we are going in completely blind as to what the other has So I'm sorry. I'm I'm sorry guys. I'm looking at my list right now And I think that these names are fake I've never heard of this. I've never heard of these for these people And some of them are just making me laugh so hard um Okay So funny just get into it shall we you want me to start? Yeah, go ahead I don't even know where this Like the list is just so unhinged. Okay You got to go you got to go first Okay, um this let's go smarty jones That one's a horse How did you know that because I used that one when I was asking at the baseball game That one's a horse. Yeah, that one's a horse. Okay. Um, these are just so ridiculous the flying tomato Oh, that's shawn white. I had no idea that was shawn white. Who calls him the flying tomato? Everybody calls him that Little redhead boy flying around. I get it. I see it. I got the visual but flying tomato. That's ridiculous Yeah, it is it. I mean it is how many more funny ones but All right, let's try Uh cool breeze Horse No It is a 1970s baseball player named rodney scott. I don't know who these people are but There you go He's just killing me. I'm mr. Frisky That's a horse. That's a horse That one's a horse I'm very glad that that's a horse because who is walking around with a nickname mr. Frisky I was gonna say something really messed up Mr. Frisky, that's what we should call draymond green mr. Frisky Oh man Oh boy. Okay. Um, um, um Let's see We'll go Put in head I can't take any of the horse. No It's uh, willy jones a 1950s baseball player Gotcha. Now this one this one is just one singular name. Okay ugly Ugly ugly That's mean. I know right whether it's horse or a human right. It's kind of messed up. Um I saw it on a different list that there was a horse named shut up So i'm gonna say a horse No, this is a man and his name is johnny dick shot Don't know what he does Johnny dick shot. I'm looking at that. Who the hell is johnny dick shot? That's does again doesn't sound like a real person johnny So Nickname ugly baseball player he played for The pirates giants in the chicago white socks Nicknamed ugly johnny dick shot poor guy like that's an awful name all around He's not even that ugly No, he's not Like This is I mean, I feel like oh, I'm now it's not gonna load I feel like this is a mighty fine picture of this gentleman though. Like it's I've seen I've seen He's not that bad to deserve the name ugly. Yeah, that's a great photo Mmm, that was a guy messed up, right? Poor poor guy Oh, all right last one for me, right? Sure. Let's see. What do I got here? um Seattle slew Is there a horse from Seattle? No athlete it's a horse It's a horse the 1997 triple crown winner actually Seattle slew slew like Okay, um, the rest of these names are just crazy There's one here called Tabasco cat. That's a horse crimson satan What? Yeah, that's horse. Oh my god. Did you see the one it's called like explosive wagon or something like that? Oh, yeah Um, okay, I'm gonna be honest. I didn't know ryan Fitzpatrick had a nickname Neither. Okay. Neither did I I did not know he was called the Amish rifle. I didn't know he was Amish. First of all Is he even Amish? Is it just or are they just doing that the beard? Hmm Breaking Amish episode of him classic qb. Okay, so you still watch that one. Uh, yeah I saw that one when I was doing research for this just to like get some Like try to get more modern because I feel like a lot of these are not gonna know any 1950s um And I saw him on there and I was like, uh, I've heard Fitz magic for sure Never heard that one in my life ever So funny, um, yeah, that was great Really quick if we want to shout out one thing just reminded me I just want to say this and I want to put it out there I do not feel bad for the Chicago White Sox Oh Zero percent What's even happened? I saw that they made like 11 roster moves today. What's going on? Well, they might have 11 wins I don't even know if they made it that far yet. It's like to suck trade me tim anderson Oh, I love I love tim anderson They are eight and 21 Oh I knew it wasn't good What guess what guess what the royals are even worse Hey all central, baby, that's like, uh Oh athletics hard to do even worse Or even worse than eight wins, please. We're at six. Oh my god Uh at what point does major league baseball start to adopt the relegation Thing that like the european soccer leagues do because this isn't fun for anybody Move them down to triple a and bring like a really good triple a team up or something bring up the columbus clippers. They're ready I don't want that to happen because I like all our props But Yeah, so bad Or you don't even have to like if you're gonna relegate a team, you don't really have to bring another team up just play Play with 28 teams the two bottom teams go down and they play triple a for a year And then you just do the season with 28 and that's just how we adopt rotate it I like that idea Like it's something because this is this is just like this is what people are talking about when they say baseball is dying Like nobody nobody wants to watch A team with five wins In may you're not even gonna get fans there to have a okay evening Okay, well, I think that's all I got though because if I start talking about the white socks I'm gonna ram her a minute and I'm not gonna be mean to them. So that's all I got I have run out of tissues over here. So we Gotta wrap this up because We'll see you guys next tuesday by next tuesday the boston south takes will have A win or more in the series. Let's see. They have one two three Three games three games between now and then the fourth game will have will be next tuesday night while This is going on great if they're up not up three games to one by then i'm going to scream So stay tuned Okay, well, that's all we got for you guys kentucky derby this weekend And we'll see you next tuesday later