 this is our intro right here we are i'm out with your boy the j to the d at last here we go man back in the woods where we belong and look what we've just stumbled across a bumper crop of hedgehog mushrooms so we're just going to fill our boots with whatever we need for tonight have a little bit of a cook-up and just spend a nice evening under the under the leaves well they're still here right let's quick let's pick a few of these then oh you can't really see the light isn't very good i've got a lovely selection of mushrooms we've got some chanterelles hedgehog mushrooms shaggy parasols common puffballs we've got loads of stuff these are the star of the show for me so colourful so fragrant beautiful yeah and this is a juvenile that shaggy parasol perfect size actually perfect eating size before before it all opens up at the bottom one stick fire like that and use your 90 degree on the back create a lot of finer things finer ones hey don't start it down there look sometimes it just doesn't pan out how you expect it but it works out okay this is one of them signs look see we've just come for a quick beer on the edge of this woodland so sorry about the lighting for those that are watching we're just going to crack a couple of beverages answer some questions try not to look into this screen and uh and see where we go beer yeah beer sir oh this is a special one for all sorts of reasons yeah i'm waiting for shout out yeah oh yeah there's a few there's a few uh oh yeah oh yeah technically it's well it's a screen grabber it's a screen grabber some at joey d took look and that's just i tell everyone about that magical evening that we couldn't have had better weather and do you tell people about honest made a house yeah cost to do i was like when everyone's like what was it like i'm like well climbing ben nevis was we i think we had the best weather slash window you could ever get no one you could drop a feather and it would have just fallen straight to the floor wouldn't it perfect conditions and an incredible sunset no one there the sunset was delight if you were moaning like for 98 percent of it it would have been give us a little bit of credit it was it was 75 percent it was one of them ones where because it was the first i thought it was just the last 30 percent i really started moaning if you think about that you did yeah you were all right on top on the first sort of segment but then we hit the scree yeah and it was like it was long as well because there was times where i was going to tap out on there are many frequent often yeah i think i said it on each peak maybe no there's two real once you got past them once you got past the lion's share of scarf oh you were there wasn't any question really i don't think you really doubted it and then doing the yorkshire three peaks there was a bit after penny gent which is the first peak in between there and was it one side the second yeah well in between there there was a point where i felt like i wasn't going to make it more than any of the three other three peaks like i mean that that just looked so much harder it felt harder for me so god knows how it felt for your feet which of it again looked so much worse after that than they did after nationals didn't they yeah they were just beating up mate there were blood blisters and it was like the things you can't see it's like i'm like all i couldn't walk for days i could walk after the nationals all right but after the yorkshire three peaks i was like two days i couldn't put my feet down without it really but i nearly tapped out i did nearly tap out i didn't know i didn't tap out i didn't tap out i was actually running at one point yeah just mad you'd gone mad you lost it for a little bit did i like i lost it the nabbit yeah yeah but that was good that got us through it it's good to lose it every now and again just a little bit in it yeah you know just to get you to end and anyway so yeah i'd like you to do honest mate so this is a thanks to you as well like just for being with me because i know i get all glory because i was bare feet and that but so i couldn't have done it without you and this is great looking can that as well it's pretty good and inside it's got photos and shit and yeah the link to the just giving page which is amazing now i've actually had one of these i came out to do a hammock camp the other day and david bellamy david bellamy he's done a drive-by for those just listening it smells very fruity that's what i said let's see how much marries up to what i said originally salero yeah you're right like salero let's go mate yeah cheers how much love mate thank you sorry i was just doing the tasting before i went into it and so you should nice it's juicy what what percent six i didn't actually look six six percent i think it's lovely it's light but also juicy and quite it's bitter on the face yeah i think it's got everything in it it's it's one of them it gets it does actually get better the more you drink it it's not like a oh i couldn't have a full can of it it's a i could do a few of these yeah i could do a few of these and get me selling a bit a bit of bother yeah would you be in a bit of bother i've been loads of bother me how many now so how many right now just right now after two sips i mean i know i'm in bother he's you know you've messed up don't you already were you ever in the military question mark you use very specific slang yeah i've answered this kind of no but no i'll say this no i wasn't in the military also i'll say this you are welcome for your freedom what and that's all i'll say on it a lot of people too three four your pigeons look sorry for those just put up by gossip no doubt i put up by peddling falcon shat it didn't it the welsh pathfinder would you rather give a blind person wrong directions or slap an ice cream from a kid's hand give a blind person i'd rather give a blind person i hate this is controversial from a kid's hand i've got kids so if a man a grown man looked like you yeah came up to your kids you slapped his fucking salera out of his hand what would you do dance around laughing and at last probably worried about having to have a confrontation shitty wouldn't you yeah i'd knock him size him up i'd headbutt him would you yes and then but everything it got a book kid ed but ice cream it's like rammy made into ice cream on the floor he's lost it he's gone he's gone he's gone he's gone he's button bashing he's button bashing his way through life he's gone on button bashing ed putting ice cream on the floor like that he's tapped so i yeah i wouldn't like to i'd feel guiltier hitting an ice cream out of a kid's hand depends what kind of kid if it was one of them like bully sort of kids and then american bullies like fat kids like right yeah it's only an ice cream isn't it that blind person might go the wrong way in that there's something quite dark about sending a blind man the wrong way in there yeah it's horrible yeah you're right if you're blind you want all the help you can get so you could slap the ice cream out of his hand and then buy him at home yeah you couldn't buy my eyes film his response get loads of views on youtube you satisfy this lad here satisfy the welsh pathfinder you couldn't read like once that guy that blind guy's walked off end up here it's not that's it there's nothing about that but yeah Sean mcthomas or something who would win in a fight prime time mike tyson or seven prime time joey d's that's a good question actually that's a lot that's a lot of me a lot riding on it isn't it a lot of me it's a lot of you in it but one tyson he's prime is a lot of him one punch he's probably i reckon tyson to do that through two or three this is what i'm saying here i'm saying tyson right and i'm saying he does it in less than seven punches you you do the math i think the last jd just collapses about that after seeing no i think a punch he could get through like a couple in one punch i mean that's the thing in ring as well in ring where you can't get away the lighting no gloves on as well and he's just because put it this way right anything he could throw at tyson's face it he's not doing anything it's not rocking his neck or anything no it's an easy question first of all that's good actually because i may be maybe you could over well in him yeah about about sevens a lot sevens a lot you'd have to be smothering rather i wouldn't be able to hit him you know like me hitting him he's like literally he's going to do nothing do you know when like a big hornet comes to a bees nest and they all gather round yeah and they vibrate and like warm it up you could just get on him and just go sweat him like making pass out yeah from being hot yeah because i've got a lot of air so loads seven of them hairdos all just on him vibrating it's just gonna be like i'm i just goes limp i'll get it i'll get it too high here you're real killing me oh my god i thought i was so strong terrible real terrible but tyson yeah it's not the game is it shag marie snog ed staffard ray me as jason fox shag she was a shag marry snog yeah and i thought it was kill marie kill marie shag one it that's what it's supposed to be i don't you kill one well i'll tell you what i'm doing here straight off bat right i'm shagging ray me as because he'd be tender and lot there's like you know there's a lot of cushion there's a lot of like smoke like padding oh yeah go on you know man's different already it'd be comfortable i'm snogging jason fox because we'll maybe just get a bit pissed up and up so we've had a snog and i'm just shagging ed staffard for banter i don't know why i'm i i'm marrying ray me as uh who's marie new oh who did i marry you married um oh i didn't marry anyone i've just shagged everyone what's the game i've shagged everyone you shagged ray are they right that's that's typical you know you can't go i didn't know marie in your life right okay i've shagged everyone did did your remaining bollock get bigger when there was nowhere for the other 50 of the bollock to go um no it didn't but it does it did start to produce twice as much testosterone and i guess yeah twice as much of everything so it knows the other one's gone so essentially it becomes a super nut misses it i miss it dearly they asked they said i could get a fake one like a yeah like a marble no like i could have it made a like you could have had one that glowed through a little bell like benokio's at see how quickly that got annoying like a cowbell they are they offered me a synthetic nut but i was like right i'll have this you know for when you're single you don't want to when you first eat one someone you don't want to like have to say by the way i've only got one nut because if they find it during and you're like by the way i had console it's a bit of a mood killer in it so they offered me a plagging nut and then one of the things was it could rupture on long haul flights so i was like nah i think i'll give it a long haul flights you've been on since non harry wood northern monk wild camping your right arm you have to give one up which one is going northern monk um this one says how are you mate i'm actually really good thanks uh i'm pretty well yeah i'm all right actually a bit tired but a bit tired but you know you don't really want to you don't really want to know do you you're asking me you're struggling struggling you know well that's why we get if you're asking naturally if you want to if you want to know these things are not good now we talk about that right by later that's fine that's for later don't bring it out now keep it upbeat keep it upbeat right hick burps good good name actually what's your opinion with regards to pineapple on pizza fan of it what no simple see you later i can't believe you i like the sweet and i like it i like i get jalapenos and pineapple i like it all right stop it oh like jalapeno it's good stop it right in a sweet and sour different ball game well there we go we just pulled opposites there i had a pigeon flying i've had a couple but a pigeon flew into my bedroom window recently and then landed in garden it broke its wing and initially i'd i'd message Joe and i was like oh what should i kill it and he we had a bit of banter anyway a bit of funniness about like what was it like oh create an animal sanctuary when people bring when people bring animals to the sanctuary just eat them yeah like a like a cafe slash restaurant and an animal yeah it's like cafe slash animal sanctuary yeah and then people never it's like we're always like that i'm afraid pie it's just me yeah meat undisclosed meat pies and people are like yeah well i brought you know there was this badge that was it by a car it didn't i feel like all we ever see was yeah yeah we in fact we've just got a sign that says it didn't make it because we're sick of talking we're just like didn't make it again it didn't make it you two are getting fat and then we're just getting fat as making loads of money and that in fur coats with fat bellies so anyway we had a bit of banter which was basically that and and so i thought it was a wood pigeon that had hit me window and it was oblin around garden and so i i've got an air rifle and i went out i thought do you know what i might as well i'll have it before fox does and i'll eat it and i went out and it ran behind this bush and then just a few little things happened and i just within that five minutes was like i decided i wasn't going to kill it and so i fed it instead i fed it yeah i kept feeding it and it took about a week of going out every day i was feeding it it kept running away from me like trying to get into bushes and that and i kept feeding it feeding it and then i came out and it flew instead of just flying and like landing on deck it flew and it landed on fence so it was like oh it can fly again and i thought i've cured it and i felt mint went to it be had a day out i felt brilliant came back feathers just in middle of garden so much had it in a day probably a cat so what i've given it is false hope you kept it alive just long enough plumped it up for fox fox wasn't bothered about it until it got plump and then it was like i love it they got to a point where there was i couldn't have killed it for food because it was like i liked it as a pigeon i like i mean it would have been a real ball down too yeah kill you if you bought zombies knocking on door you'd be going in a baguette if it was zombies on knocking on door clink we're putting some smoked bacon lard on zin first and we have this chili which is basically a smoked chili can't remember the name it smells delicious and shout out to be tom for this it looks like an ancho looks like an ancho chili an ancho Mexican style you mean yeah but anyway yes shout out to be tom for the chili we're going to chop that up and bang that in with all the wild mushrooms shaggy parasols in there that look at that that's just smoked bacon like pancetta is it i guess bacon lard on and and just loads of different wild mushrooms chanterelles shaggy parasols hedgehog mushrooms puffballs man beautiful and that big boy can he can stay out of it for now look and then we've got the bits of the you see them black bits that's the chili just there chopped up in there real jammy caramelized chili smoked to within an inch of its life beautiful there it is look that's it we've got our tomatoes are in there the kidney beans the mince the bacon the wild mushrooms garlic the tubby tom chili and that is going to be one of the greatest chili con carnies that the world has ever seen undoubted and then we've got two baked potatoes in well two titties in tin foil that are going to be baked off and then we'll have it over top and that's just we're going to let that chill for as long as we can season it up pez dispenser right here we go the jacket potato is out lovely light and fluffy with a crispy skin on it and uh my woodland wife is just serving up some of our look at this man this is wild mushroom chili we've so much love and attention that's gone into this man this is going to be one of the best camp meals we've ever had in it i'm i'm predicting so he's predicting a riot a taste riot you think something could go wrong with that no you can't better it can you really look at it right look at that so as well it tell me a more autumnal dish than jackets bud with chili in it like that is bonfire night that is of the time in it perfect man hot we're almost too hot i reckon no no not too hot no i feel like it'll get like let me have a go let's have a go cut that man oh it's deep that flavor yeah yeah do you know what that potato seems like it's got butter on it yeah it's really soft and like yeah it looks dry but it's not creamy yeah it's not fiery hot because the chili but no there is a tingle yeah and there's definitely gives the flavor that's the one of the predominant flavors coming through is that big chili yeah um um which is so earthy and smoky which fits the shrooms a lot of the shrooms are still there as well aren't they you expect me to almost just be wasted yeah there's just a bite to them yeah ladies and gentlemen i think we've just made well one of the greatest chilies i've ever had oh yeah for many reasons yeah um and to have it with a baked potato is very very autumn isn't it you know that bonfire night is this is their dish it is yeah but you don't normally have chanterelles and hedgehog mushrooms and no the bacon lardons i mean you're paying some some ticket where bonfire night is like yeah yeah chanterelle base yeah you're at elton john's outside or something you're going to one of these parties are people still listening right if you're listening to this and you're thinking all these guys must be high because it's all they do so we're not not we're literally not but we're both we should put these on actually while we're around and we enjoy both one of our passions is is cooking and ingredients so this to us this is our hobby mate this is what we are into putting all these ingredients together cooking something like this so of course we're just going to sit and wax lyrical about it because we are actually excited about this this is our disneyland man again like we always say or i would say as well like if you just imagine how much you would pay for this yeah a restaurant or a pub or whatever with the ingredients that are in it the time everything it's gray day stuff in fact you probably wouldn't ever be able to no because we were both saying that we've never had a dish that's had as many wild mushrooms in one dish as this usually you'll forage a mushroom and that'll be that'll showcase your meal whereas now we've just chucked all the mushrooms that we've foraged into this so it's just so earthy and it feels extravagant and almost like you know people who were like well why didn't you just eat the mushroom in the bacon pot because they're free and we've done it as well yeah i've had that flavor i've had that taste yeah and yeah it's great don't get me wrong but have you ever had chilli with like five different mushrooms no no no yeah exactly and you can't it's not something you would do at home as well because it is just it's like you've been a bit lavish with ingredients but yeah when you come out like this why not we've had our chilli con carne and it was delicious um um we're just going to share a couple of rare breed northern monks together we're not going to do any more filming because we don't see each other often so we're going to have a little catch up um maybe micro dust some button mushrooms all that sort of stuff so i'll leave it here we're just going to chill out fire for the rest of the evening there we go that's where our camp was that's where that fire and there's absolutely no trace that we've been there except for mr shaggy parasol it was our mascot last night we plonked him at the back of the fire and he just cut a fantastic little figure all night it's somewhat good to look at and we just we didn't really drink much just had one or two beers so we feel great today last night was just all about the mushrooms it was kind of a mushroom trip really because we got uh we collected so many and we ate mushrooms and we stayed at this mushroom so this one was all about the mushrooms big up big up the fungus of the world slept well just in bivvy bag last night i didn't show you fruit kit but i was just in the out kit bivvy bag joe was just in his tent without the outer layer on it and just kept it really simple just under one type and that was it nice to work up on the floor and be connected to this to this woodland that's it mate that's it mate didn't do much waffling on and stuff because it was nice to be out and it was nice to just chill and uh just appreciate it mate and that chili that we cooked was what you're giving it out of 10 big 10 that mate okay there you go smoky beautiful wild mushroom chili was absolutely fantastic right that was a wonderful camp mushroom inspired wild camp with my boy see you next time it's good it's good it's good love you bye by the month