 Are you tired of dull holidays in the Western world? Fell up of dull trips in democratic worlds. Good afternoon, people of the world. I am the representative of Kim Jong-il, the Nobel dictator and leader of the Democratic People's Republic of North Korea. Here I am to present to you our most useful relation and to why you should visit the Democratic People's Republic of North Korea on your next holiday. As you can see to my right, the population of the Democratic People's Republic of North Korea are an immediate race. Here we have them lined up, ready to engage in a world record attempt to break the record for the most folks done in a single time. The Democratic People's Republic of North Korea urges you to join with us in this showing of sanctuary and togetherness. Here we have some of the other members of the population of the Democratic People's Republic of North Korea who are here to tell you about how wonderful our nation is. North Korea is absolutely beautiful. It's such a great city. Would you recommend the Democratic People's Republic of North Korea as a tourist destination? It is my favourite of all the Democratic People's Republics. There is always great things to do here in North Korea. Kim Jong-il is a master of fairness and equality among his people. Talk with us to the people of the Democratic People's Republic of North Korea.