 Champagne, caviar, orchestra, dancers, let's keep it smart. You're cordially invited to a royal reception like no other. Here's what's coming up in the new MTV series. The Royal World. Boom. The Royal World is an absolute fabulous thing you've never seen before. Not just the Royal World, but also a real world. Rollercoaster, happy, sad, tears, laughter, meows, ah. Getting on, not getting on. Fun, wriggle, and very loud. It's royal, baby. It's the way the group dynamic just totally changed. I can't spoil it for you, but a new arrival shakes things up. Watching two girls try to get along, but it gets very heated. The food wasn't the only thing heated up. The funniest moment of the series involves a lady of the realm, some fecal matter and a handkerchief. Watching fellow Americans eat pork scratchings. Misha joked from the moment he entered the house until the moment he left, but not all jokes were funny. He's just got the most hilarious laugh. It's a moment which results in someone being called cheap. Cheap in the Royal World, shocking. The most shocking moment coming up involves a hairdryer. How dull you might think, but wait and see. Something's happening in the jacuzzi tub. Diamonds go together with chlorine. Finding out how judgmental some of the casts were. Weird, very liquid, sort of hot tub sessions. The relationship between two brothers who are complete opposites. I mean, all pretty strange, so... Oh, darling, when you're dealing with royals, everybody is high maintenance. As master of ceremonies, I've had my work cut out. I might be the most high maintenance person in the house, and I get a lot of crap for it. Well, I think Zara definitely considered herself the queen. Not that I agree with that. I think all the boys took turns at being the king of the house. I didn't even get a vote, by the way. Outrageous behaviour. Different days, different people. I'm the queen! Your invites are in the post, darlings.