 Chapter 6 of Their Mutual Child Old John Bannister returned that night, learning from Bailey's trembling lips the tremendous events that had been taking place in his absence, he was at first irritated, then coldly amused. His coolness dampened while it comforted Bailey. A bearer of sensational tidings likes to spread a certain amount of dismay and terror, but on the other hand it was a relief to him to find that his father appeared to consider trivial, a crisis which to Bailey seemed a disaster without parallel in the annals of American social life. She said she was going to marry him. Old Bannister opened the nutcracker mouth that always had the appearance of crushing something. His pale eyes glowed for an instant. Did she? He said. She seemed very determined. Did she? Silence falling like a cloud at this point, Bailey rightly conjectured that the audience was at an end and left the room. His father bit the end of a cigar and began to smoke. Smoking, he reviewed the situation, and his fighting spirit rose to grapple with it. He was not sorry that this had happened. His was a patriarchal mind, and he welcomed opportunities of exercising his authority over his children. He had always been his policy to rule them masterfully. And he had often resented the fact that his daughter, by the nature of things, was to a great extent outside his immediate rule. During office hours, business took him away from her. The son never sat on his empire over Bailey, but it needed a definite crisis, like the present one, to enable him to jerk at the reins which guided Ruth, and he was glad of the chance to make his power felt. The fact that the affair brought him into immediate contact with Mrs. Porter added to his enjoyment. Of all the people, men or women, with whom his business or social life had brought him into conflict, she alone had fought him squarely, and retired with the honors of war. When his patriarchal mind had led him to bully his late wife, it was Mrs. Porter who had fought her cause. It was Mrs. Porter who openly expressed her contempt for his money, and certain methods of making it. She was the only person in his immediate sphere over whom he had no financial hold. He was a man who liked to be surrounded by dependents. Mrs. Porter stoutly declined to be a dependent. She moved about the world blunt and self-sufficing, and he hated her as he hated no one else. The thought that she had now come to grips with him, and that he could best her in open fight, was pleasant to him. All his life, except in his conflicts with her, he had won. He meant to win now. Bailey's apprehensions amused him. He had a thorough contempt for all actors, authors, musicians, and artists whom he classed together in one group as men who did not count. Save and so far as they gave mild entertainment to men who, like himself, did count. The idea of anybody taking them seriously seemed too fantastic to be considered. Of affection for his children he had little. Bailey was useful in the office, and Ruth ornamental at home, they satisfied him. He had never troubled to study their characters. It had never occurred to him to wonder if they were fond of him. They formed a necessary part of his household, and beyond that he was not interested in them. If he had ever thought about Ruth's nature, he dismissed her as a feminine counterpart of Bailey, then whom no other son and heir in New York behaved so exactly as a son and heir should. That Ruth, under the influence of Laura Delaney Porter, should have been capable of her present insubordination, was surprising. But the thing was too trivial to be a source of anxiety. The mischief could be checked at once before it amounted to anything. Bailey had not been gone long before Ruth appeared. She stood in the doorway, looking at him for a moment. Her face was pale and her eyes bright. She was breathing quickly. �Are you busy, father? I wanted to tell you something� John Bannister smiled. He had a wintry smile. A sort of muscular affection of the mouth, to which his eyes contributed nothing. He had made up his mind to be perfectly calm and pleasant with Ruth. He had read in novels and seen on the stage situations of this kind, where the father had stormed and blustered. The foolishness of such a policy amused him. A strong man had no need to behave like that. �I think I have heard it already,� he said. �I have just been seeing Bailey. What did Bailey tell you, father? That you fanted yourself in love with some actor or artist or other whose name I have forgotten. It is not fancy. I do love him. Yes, there was a pause. �Are you very angry, father? Why should I be? Let us talk it ever quietly. There is no need to make a tragedy of it. �I am glad you feel like that, father� John Bannister listened of a cigar. �Tell me all about it,� he said. Ruth found herself surprisingly near tears. She had come into the room with every nerve in her body braced for a supreme struggle. Her father's unexpected gentleness weakened her, exactly as he had foreseen. The plan of action which she had determined upon was that of the wrestler, who yields instead of resisting in order to throw an antagonist off his balance. �How did it begin?� he asked. �Well� said Ruth, �it began when Aunt Laura took me to his studio. �Yes, I heard that it was she who said the whole thing going. She is a friend of this fellow, what�s his name? Kirk Winfield. Yes, she seems to know him quite well. And then, in spite of her anxiety, Ruth smiled. �Well, that�s all,� she said. �I just fell in love with him,� Mr. Bannister nodded. �You fell in love with him,� he repeated. �Pretty quick work, wasn�t it? I suppose it was. You just took one look at him, and saw he was the affinity, eh? I suppose so. �What did he do? Was he equally sudden?� Ruth laughed. She was feeling quite happy now. He would have liked to be poor, dear, but he felt he had to be cautious and prepare the way before telling me. If it hadn�t been for Bailey, he might be doing it still. Apparently Bailey went to him, and said, �I had said I was going to marry him,� and Kirk came flying round, and �well, then it was all right.� Mr. Bannister drew thoughtfully at his cigar. He was silent for a few moments. �Well, my dear,� he said at last, �I think you had better consider the engagement broken off.� Ruth looked at him quickly. He still smiled, but his eyes were cold and hard. She realized suddenly that she had been played with, that all his kindliness and amiability had been merely a substitute for the storm which she had expected. After all, it was to be war between them, and she braced herself for it. �Father!� she cried. Mr. Bannister continued to puff serenely at his cigar. �We didn�t get worked up about it,� he said. �Let�s keep right on talking it over quietly. �Very well,� said Ruth, �but after what you have just said, what is there to talk over?� �You might be interested to hear my reasons for saying it. �And I will argue my side.� Mr. Bannister waved his hand gently. �You don�t have to argue, you just listen.� Ruth bit her lip. �Well?� In the first place, he said to her father, �About this young man. What is he? Bailey says he is an artist. Well, what has he ever done? Why don�t I know his name? I buy a good many pictures, but I don�t remember ever signing a check for one of his. I read the magazines now and then, but I can�t recall seeing his signature on any of the illustrations. How does he live, anyway, without going into the question of how he intends to support a wife? Aunt Laura told me he had private means. How much? $5,000 a year. Exactly the amount necessary to let him live without working. I have in place. Now I know his type. I could show you a thousand men in this city in exactly the same position. They don�t starve and they don�t work. This young man of yours is a loafer. Well, Ruth�s voice was quiet, but a faint color had crept into her face and her eyes were blazing. Now perhaps you would care to hear what I think of his principles. How do you feel that he comes out of this business? Does he show to advantage? Isn�t there just a suspicion of underhandedness about his behavior? No. No. I didn�t pay these secret visits. Ruth interrupted. There was nothing secret about them to him. Aunt Laura brought me to the studio in the first place and she kept on bringing me. I don�t suppose it ever occurred to Kirk to wonder who I was and who my father might be. He has been perfectly straight. If you like to say I have been underhanded, I admit it. I have. More so than you imagine. I just wanted him, and I didn�t care for anything except that. It did not strike you that you owed anything to me, for instance? No. I should have thought that as your father I had certain claims. Ruth was silent. Mr. Bannister sighed. �I thought you were fond of me, Ruth� he said wistfully. It was the wrestler yielding instead of resisting. Ruth�s hard composure melted instantly. She flung her arms around his neck in a burst of remorseful affection. �Of course I am, Father, dear. You�re making this awfully hard for me.� Mr. Bannister chuckled inwardly. It seemed to him that victory was in sight. He always won. He told himself always. �I only want you to be sensible.� Ruth stiffened at the word. It jarred upon her. She felt that they were leagues apart, that they could never be in sympathy with each other. �Father� she said. �Yes.� �Would you like to see Kirk?� I�ve been wondering when he was going to appear on the scene. I always thought it was customary on these occasions for the young man to present himself in person. Not that the lady fight his battles for him. �Is this Mr. Winfield a little deficient in nerve?� Ruth flushed angrily. �I particularly asked Kirk not to come here before I had seen you. I insisted on it. Naturally he wanted to. Of course! There was a sneer in his voice which he did not try to hide. It flicked Ruth like a whip. Her painfully preserved restraint broke up under it. �Do you think Kirk is afraid of you, Father?� It crossed my mind. �He is not. I have only your word for it. You can have his if you want it. There is the telephone. You can have him here in ten minutes if you want to see him. A very good idea. But as it happens I do not want to see him. There is no necessity. His views on this matter do not interest me. I—� There was a hurried knock at the door. Bailey burst in, ruffled and wild to the eyes. �Father!� he cried. �I do not want to interrupt you, but that infernal woman aunt Laura has arrived. And she says she won't go until she has seen you. She is downstairs now. � �Not now!� said Laura Delaine Porter, moving him to one side and entering the room. �I thought it would be a comfort to you, Ruth, to have me with you to explain exactly how about a stand. Good evening, John! Go away, Bailey! Now, let us discuss things quietly. �She is responsible for the whole thing, Father!� cried Bailey. Mr. Banister rose. �There is nothing to discuss,� he said shortly. �I have no wish to speak to you at all. As you appear to have played a large part in this affair, I may as well tell you that it is settled. Ruth will not marry Mr. Winfield. Laura Delaine Porter settled herself comfortably in a chair. She drew off her gloves and placed them on the table. �Please ask that Bailey boy to go,� she said. �He annoys me. I cannot marshal my thoughts in his presence.� Quelled by her eye, Bailey removed himself. His father remained standing. Ruth, who had risen at her aunt's entry, sat down again. Mrs. Porter looked round the room with some approval. �You have a nice taste in pictures, John,� she said. �That is a quarrel, surely, above the mantelpiece. �Will you?� but about this little matter you dislike the idea of Ruth marrying Mr. Winfield. �Have you seen Mr. Winfield?� �I have not. �Then how can you possibly decide whether he is a fit husband for Ruth?� �I know all about him. What do you know?� what Ruth has told me, that he is a loafer who pretends to be an artist. �He is a poor artist, I grant you that. His drawing is weak. But are you aware that he is forty-three inches round the chest, six feet tall and in perfect physical condition? �What has that got to do with it? �Everything. Have you not read my principles of selection?� �I have not. I will send you a copy to-morrow. I will burn it directly at arrives. �Then you will miss a great deal of valuable information,� said Mrs. Porter, tranquilly. There was a pause. John Bannister glared furiously at Mrs. Porter, but her gaze was moving easily about the room, taking in each picture in turn, in a leisurely inspection. An exclamation from Ruth broke the silence. A sharp cry, like that of an animal in pain. She sprang up her face working, her eyes filled with tears. �I can't stand it,� she cried. �I can't stand it any longer. Father, Kirk and I were married this afternoon.� Mrs. Porter went quickly to her and put her arm round her. Ruth was sobbing helplessly. The strain had broken her. John Bannister's face was leaden. The vein stood out on his forehead. His mouth twisted dumbly. Mrs. Porter led Ruth gently to the door and pushed her out. Then she closed it and turned to him. �So now you know, John� she said. �Well, what are you going to do about it?� Self-control was second nature to John Bannister. For years he had cultivated it as a commercial asset. Often a fortune had depended on his mastery of his emotions. Now in an instant he had himself under control once more. His face resumed its normal expression of cold impassiveness. Only his mouth twitched a little. �Well?� asked Mrs. Porter. �Take her away,� he said quietly. �Take her out of here. Let her go to him. I have done with her. �I suppose so,� said Mrs. Porter, and left the room. End of chapter 6. Child by P. G. Woodhouse. Chapter 7 Sufficient unto themselves Some months after John Bannister had spoken his ultimatum in the library, two drought-stricken men met on the Rialto. It was a close dune evening full of thirst. �I could do with a drink,� said the first man, several. �Why, tongue is black clear down to the roots,� said the second. �Let�s go up to Kirk Winfield to propose the first man inspired. �Not for me,� said the other briefly. �Haven�t you heard about Kirk? �He�s married.� �I know, but� �When I say �married,� I mean �married.� She�s old John Bannister�s daughter, you know, and I guess she inherits her father�s character. She is what I call a determined girl. She seems to have made up her mind that the old crowd that used to trail around the studio aren�t needed any longer, and they�ve been hitting the sidewalk on one ear ever since the honeymoon. If you want to see her in action, go up there now. She�s perfectly sweet and friendly, but somehow you�ll get the notion that you don�t want to go there again, and that she can bear up if you don�t. It�s something in her manner. I guess to trick these society girls, learn. You�ve seen her bouncer handling a south. He doesn�t roughhouse him, he just puts his arm round his waist and kind of suggests he should leave the place. Well, it�s like that. It doesn�t Kirk kick. He used to like having us around. His friend laughed. Kirk, Kirk, you should see him. He just sits there waiting for you to go, and when you do go, shuts the door on you so quick you have to jump to keep from getting your coke caught in it. I tell you, those two are about all the company either of them needs. They�ve got the newlyweds licked to a whisper. It�s always the best fellows that get it the worst, said the other philosophically. And it�s always the fellows you think are safe, too. I could have bet on Kirk. Six months ago I had given you any odds you wanted he would never marry. And I wouldn�t have taken you. It�s always the way. The criticisms of the two men, though prejudiced, were accurate. Marriage had undeniably wrought changes in Kirkwindfield. It had blown up, decentralized and rearranged his entire scheme of life. Kirk�s was one of those natures that run to extremes. He had been a wholehearted bachelor. And he was assuredly a much-married man. For the first six months Ruth was almost literally his whole world. His friends, the ol' brigade of the studio, had dropped away from him in a body. They had visited the studio once or twice at first, but after that had mysteriously disappeared. He was too engrossed in his happiness to speculate on the reasons for this defection. He only knew that he was glad of it. Their visits had not been a success. Conversation had flowed fitfully. Some sixth sense told him that Ruth, though charming to them all, had not liked them, and he himself was astonished to find what bulldogs they really were. It was odd how out of sympathy he felt with them. They seemed so unnecessary. Yet what a large part of his life they had once made up. Something had come between him and them. What he was, he did not know. Ruth could have told him. She was the angel with the flaming sword who guided their paradise. Marriage was causing her to make unexpected discoveries with regard to herself. Before she had always looked on herself as a rather unusually reasonable and certainly not a jealous woman. But now she was filled with an active dislike for these quite harmless young men who came to try and share Kirk with her. She knew it was utterly illogical, a man must have friends. Life could not be forever a hermitage of two. She tried to analyze her objection to these men and came to the conclusion that it was the fact that they had known Kirk before she did that caused it. She made a compromise with herself. Kirk should have friends, but there must be new ones. In a little while when this crazy desire to keep herself and him alone together in a world of their own should have left her, they would begin to build up a circle. But these men whose vocabulary included the words, Do you remember, must be eliminated, one and all. Kirk, blissfully unconscious that his future was being arranged for him, and the steering wheel of his life quietly taken out of his hands, passed his days in a state of almost painful happiness. It never crossed his mind that he had ceased to be master of his fate and captain of his soul. The reins were handled so gently that he did not feel them. It seemed to him that he was travelling of his own free will along a pleasant path selected by himself. He saw his friends go from him without a regret. Perhaps at the bottom of his heart he had always had a suspicion of contempt for them. He had taken them on their surface value as amusing fellows who were good company of an evening. There was not one of them whom he had ever known as real friends know each other, not one except Hank Jardine, and Hank had not yet been subject to the acid test of the new conditions. There were moments when the thought of Hank threw a shadow across his happiness. He could let these others go, but Hank was different, and something told him that Ruth would not like Hank. But these shadows were not frequent. Ruth filled his life too completely to allow him leisure to brood on possibilities of future trouble. Looking back, it struck him that on their wedding day they had been almost strangers. They had taken each other blindly, trusting to instinct. Since then he had been getting to know her. It was astonishing how much there was to know. There was a fresh discovery to be made about her every day. She was a perpetually recurring miracle. The futility of his old life made him wince whenever he dared think of it. How he had drifted, a useless log on a sluggish current. He was certainly a wholehearted convert, as to Saul of Tarsus. So to him there had come a sudden blinding light. He could hardly believe that he was the same person who had scoffed at the idea of a man giving up his life to one woman and being happy. But then the abstract wife had been a pale, bloodless phantom, and Ruth was real. It was the realness of her that kept him in a state of perpetual amazement. Does he hear moving about the studio, to touch her, to look at her across the dinner table, to wake in the night and hear her breathing at his side? It seemed to him that centuries might pass, yet these things would still be wonderful. And always in his heart there was the gratitude for what she had done for him. She had given up everything to share his life. She had weighed him in the balance against wealth and comfort, and her place among the great ones of the world, and had chosen him. There were times when the thought filled him with a kind of delirious pride, times again when he felt a grateful humility that made him long to fall down and worship this goddess who had stooped to him. In a word, he was very young, very much in love, and for the first time in his life, living with every drop of blood in his veins. Hank returned to New York in due course. He came to the studio the same night, and he had not been there five minutes before a leaden weight descended on Kirk's soul. It was as he had feared. Ruth did not like him. Hank was not the sort of man who makes universal appeal. Also, he was no lady's man. He was long and lean and hard-bitten, and his supply of conventional small talk was practically nonexistent. To get the best out of Hank, as has been said, you had to let him take his coat off and put his feet up on the back of a second chair, and reconcile yourself to the pestiferous brand of tobacco which he affected. Ruth conceded none of these things. Throughout the interview, Hank sat bolt upright, tucking a pair of shoes of the Dreadnought class coily underneath his chair. Andrew suspiciously had Turkish cigarettes from Kirk's case. An air of constraint hung over the party. Again and again, Kirk hoped that Hank would embark on the epic of his life, but shyness kept Hank dumb. He had heard on reaching New York that Kirk was married, but he had learned no details, and had conjured up in his mind a vision of a jolly little girl of the Bohemian type, who would make a fuss over him as Kirk sold his friend. Confronted with Ruth, he had lost a nerve which had never before failed him. This gorgeous creature, he felt, could never put up with those racy descriptions of wild adventures which had indeed him to Kirk. As soon as he could decently do so, he left, and Kirk, returning to the studio after seeing him out, sat down moodily, trying to convince himself against his judgment that the visit had not been such a failure after all. Ruth was playing the piano softly. She had turned out all the lights except one which hung above her head, shining on her white arms as they moved. From where he sat, Kirk could see her profile. Her eyes were half closed. The sight of her, as it always did, sent a thrill through him. But he was conscious of an ache behind it. He had hoped so much that Hank would pass. But he knew that he had not. Why is it that two people, so completely one as Ruth and himself, could not see Hank with the same eyes? He knew that she had thought him uncouth and impossible. Why could not Hank have exerted himself more, instead of sitting there in that stuffed way? Why could not Ruth have unbent? Why had not he himself done something to save the situation? Of the three, he blamed himself most. He was the one who should have taken the lead and made things pleasant for everybody, instead of forcing out conventional platitudes. Once or twice, he had caught Hank's eye, and had hated himself for understanding what it said and not being able to deny it. He had marked the end of their old relationship, the parting of the ways, and what a tragedy had been played out that night. He found himself thinking of Hank as of a friend who had died. What times they'd had. How smoothly they had got on together. He could not recall a single occasion on which they had fallen out, from the time when they had fought as boys at the prep school, and cemented their friendship the next day. After that there had been periods when they had parted, sometimes for more than a year, but they had always come together again and picked up the threads as neatly as if there had been no gap in their intimacy. He had gone to college. Hank had started on the roving life which suited his temperament, but they had never lost touch with each other, and now it was all over. They would meet again, but it would not be the same. The angel with the flaming sword stood between them. For the first time since the delirium of marriage had seized upon him, Kirk was conscious of a feeling that all was not for the best in a best of all possible worlds, a feeling of regret. Not that he had married, the mere thought would have been a blasphemy, but that marriage was such a complicated affair. He lacked a calm life, free from complications, and now they were springing up on every side. There was the matter of the models. Kirk had supposed that it was only in the comic papers that an artist's wife objected to his employing models. He had classed it with the mother-in-law joke, respecting it for its antiquity, but not imagining that it ever really happened. And Ruth had brought this absurd situation into the sphere of practical politics only a few days ago. Since his marriage, Kirk had dropped his work almost entirely. That seemed to be no time for it. He liked to spend his days going round the stores with Ruth, buying her things, or looking in at the windows of Fifth Avenue shops and choosing what he would buy her when he had made his fortune. It was agreed upon between them that he was to make his fortune someday. Kirk's painting had always been more of a hobby with him than a profession. He knew that he had talent, but talent without hard work is a poor weapon, and he had always shirked hard work. He had an instinct for colour, but his drawing was uncertain. He hated line work, while knowing that only through steady practice at line work could he achieve his artistic salvation. He was an amateur, and a lazy amateur. But once in a while the work fever would grip him. It had gripped him a few days before Hank's visit. An idea for a picture had come to him, and he had set to work upon it with his usual impulsiveness. This had involved the arrival of Miss Hilda Vins at the studio. There was no harm in Miss Vins. Her morals were irreproachable. She supported a work shy father, and was engaged to be married to a young gentleman who travelled for a hat firm. But she was of a chatty disposition and no respecter of persons. She had posed frequently for Kirk in his bachelor days, and was accustomed to call him by his first name. A fact which Kirk had forgotten until Ruth, who had been out in the park, came in. Miss Vins was saying at the moment, So, I says to her, Kirk's just phoned to me to sit. What, Kirk, she says? Is he doing a bit of work for a change? Well, it's about time. Oh, Kirk don't need to work, I says. He's a plute. He's got it in gobs. So, I didn't know you were busy, dear, said Ruth. I won't interrupt you. She went out. Was that your wife? inquired Miss Vins. She's got a sweet face. Say, I read the piece about you and her in the paper. You certainly got a nerve, Kirk, breaking in on the millionaires that way. That night Ruth spoke her mind about Miss Vins. It was in vain that Kirk touched on the work shy father, dwelt fleetingly on the young gentleman who travelled in hats. Ruth had made up her mind. It was thumbs down for Miss Vance. But if I'm to paint, said Kirk, I must have models. There must be hundreds who don't call you by your Christian name. After about five minutes they all do, said Kirk. It's a way they've got. They mean no harm. Ruth then made this brilliant suggestion. Kirk, dear, why don't you paint landscapes? In spite of his annoyance, he laughed. Why don't I paint landscapes, Ruth? Because I'm not a landscape painter, that's why. You could learn. It's a different branch of the trade altogether. You might just as well tell a catcher to pitch. Well, anyhow, reported Ruth with spirit, I won't have that Vince creature in the place again. It was the first time she had jerked at the reins, or given any sign that she was holding them. And undoubtedly, this was the moment at which Kirk should have said, my dearest, the time has come for me to state plainly that my soul is my own. I declined to give in to this absurd suggestion. Marriage is an affair of give and take, not a circus where one party holds the hoop, while the other jumps through and shams dead. We shall be happier later on if we get this clearly into our heads now. What he did say was, very well, dear, I'll write and tell her not to come. He knew he was being abominably weak, but he did not care. He even felt a certain pleasure in his surrender. Big, muscular men are given to this feebleness with women. Hercules probably wore an idiotic grin of happiness when he spun wool for oomphily. Since then, the picture had been laid aside. But Kirk's desire to be up and at it had grown within action. When a lazy man does make up his mind to assail a piece of work, he is like a dog with a bone. The music had stopped. Ruth swung round. What are you dreaming about, Kirk? Kirk came to himself for the start. I was thinking of a lot of things. For one, about that picture of mine. What about it? Well, when I was going to finish it. Why don't you? Kirk laughed. Where's my model? You've scared her up a tree and I can't coax her down. Ruth came over to him and sat down on a low chair at his side. She put her arm round his waist and rested her head in the hollow of his shoulder. Is he pining for his horrid Vince girl, the poor boy? He certainly is, said Kirk. Or at any rate, for some understudy to her. We must think. Do they all call you Kirk? I've never met one who didn't. What horrible creatures you artists are! My dear girl, you don't understand the thing at all. When you're painting a model, she ceases to be a girl at all. You don't think of her as anything except a sort of lay figure. And good gracious, does your lay figure call you Kirk too? It always looks as if it were going to. Ruth shuddered. It's a repulsive thing. I hate it. It gives me the creeps. I came in here last night and switched on the lights, and there it was, gobbling at me. Are you getting nervous? Ruth's face grew grave. Do you know, Kirk, I really believe I am. This morning as I was dressing, I suddenly got the most awful feeling that something terrible was going to happen. I don't know what. It was perfectly vague. I just felt a kind of horror. Passed off in a moment or two, but while it lasted, oog. How ghastly. Why didn't you tell me before? You must be run down. Look here. Let's shut up this place and get out to Florida or somewhere for the winter. Let's don't do anything of a kind. Florida, indeed. For the love of Mike, or Steve would say, it's much too expensive. You know, Kirk, we're both frightfully extravagant. I'm sure we're spending too much money as it is. You know you sold out some of your capital only the other day. That was any of that once. And you had your heart set on that pendant. Surely to goodness, if I'd drag you away from a comfortable home to live in a hovel, the least I can do is to— You didn't drag me. I just walked in and sat down. And you couldn't think how to get rid of me. So, in despair, you married me. That was it. And now I've got a set to work and make a fortune, and what do you call it? Support you in the style to which you have been accustomed. Which brings us back to the picture. I don't suppose I shall get ten dollars for it, but I feel I shall curl up and die if I don't get it finished. Are you absolutely determined about the Vince girl? I'm adamant. I'm granite. I'm chilled steel. Oh, Kirk, can't you find a nice motherly old model with white hair and spectacles? I shouldn't mind her calling you by your first name. But it's absurd. I told you just now how an artist doesn't look on his models as human beings, while I know. I've read all about that in books, and I believe it then. Why, when I married you, I said to myself, I mustn't be foolish. Kirk's an artist. I mustn't be a comic supplement wife and object to his using models. Oh, I was going to be so good and reasonable. You would have loved me. And then, when it came to the real thing, I found I just could not stand it. I know it's silly of me. I know just as well as you do that Ms. Vince is quite a nice girl, really. And is going to make a splendid Mrs. Travelling Salesman. But that doesn't help me. It's my wicked nature, I suppose. I'm just a plain cat, and that's all there is to it. Look at the way I treat your friends. Kirk started. You jumped, said Ruth. You jerked my head. Do you think I don't know you had noticed it? I knew how unhappy you were when Mr. Jardine was here. I just hated myself. Didn't you like, Hank? asked Kirk. Ruth was silent for a moment. I wish you would, Kirk went on. You don't know what a real white man old Hank is. You didn't see him properly that night. He was nervous. But he's one of the very best God ever made. We've known each other all our lives, he and I. Don't tell me, cried Ruth. Don't you see that's just the reason why I can't like him? Don't tell me about the things you and he did together, unless you want me to hate him. Don't you understand, dear? It's the same with all your friends. I'm jealous of them for having known you before I did. And I hate these models because they come into a part of your life into which I can't. I want you all to myself. I want to be your whole life. I know it's idiotic and impossible, but I do. You are my whole life, said Kirk seriously. I wasn't born till I met you. There isn't a single moment when you are not my whole life. She pressed her head contentedly against his arm. Kirk, yes? Let me post your picture. What? You couldn't. Why not? Well, it's terribly hard work. It's an awful strain. I'm sure I'm as strong as that Vince girl. You are Steve. He's seen me throw the medicine ball. But posing is different. Hilda Vince has been trained for it. Well, let me try at any rate. But no. And I'll promise to like your hank and not to put on my grand manner when he begins telling me what fun you and he used to have in the good old days before I was born or thought of. May I? But quick promise. Very well. You dear, I'll be the best model you ever had. I won't move a muscle and I'll stand there till I drop. You'll do nothing of the kind. You'll come right down off that model throw in the instant you feel the least bit tired. The picture Kirk was painting was one of those pictures which thousands of young artists are working on unceasingly every day. Kirk's ideas about it were in a delightfully vague state. He had the notion that it might turn out in the end as common. Or on the other hand, if anything went wrong and he failed to insert a sufficient amount of wild devilry into it, he could always hedge by calling it a reverie or the Spanish maiden. Possibly if the thing became too pensive and soulful altogether he might give it some title suggestive of the absent lover at the bullfight. The toreador was bride or something of that sort. The only point on which he was solid was that it was to strike the Spanish note. And to this end he gave Ruth a costume of black and orange and posed her on the model throne with a rose in her hair. Privately had decided that 10 minutes would be Ruth's limit. He knew something of the strain of sitting to an artist. Tired, he asked at the end of this period, Ruth shook her head and smiled. You must be. Come and sit down and take a rest. It's quite a right, dear. Go on with your work. Well, shut out the moment you've had enough. He began to paint again. The minutes went by and Ruth made no movement. He began to grow absorbed in his work. He lost count of time. Ruth ceased to be Ruth, ceased even to be flesh and blood. She was just something he was painting. Kirk, the sharp suddenness of the cry, brought him to his feet, quivering. Ruth was swaying on the model throne. Her eyes were staring straight before her and her face was twisted with fear. As he sprang forward, she fell, pitching stiffly head foremost. As he had seen men fall in the ring, her arms hanging at her sides. And he caught her. He carried her to the couch and laid her down. He hung for an instant in doubt, whether to go for water or telephone for the doctor. He decided on the telephone. He hung up the receiver and went back to Ruth. She stirred and gave a little moan. He flew upstairs and returned with a pitcher of water. When he got back, Ruth was sitting up. The look of terror had gone from her face. She smiled at him, a faint, curiously happy smile. He flung himself on his knees beside her, his arm round her waist, and burst into a babble of self-reproach. He cursed himself for being such a brute, such a beast as to let her stand there, tearing herself to death. She must never do it again. He was a devil. He ought to have known she could not stand it. He was not fit to be married. He was not fit to live. Ruth ruffled his hair. Stop abusing my husband, she said. I'm fond of him. Did you catch me, Kirk? Yes, thank God. I got you just in time. That's the last thing I remember, wondering if you would. You seemed such miles and miles away. It was like looking at something in a mist at the wrong end of a telescope. Oh, Kirk. Yes, honey? It came again that awful feeling that, as if something dreadful was going to happen, then I felt myself going. She paused. Kirk, I think I know now. I understand, and oh, I'm so happy. She buried her face and his shoulder, and they stayed there silent, till they came a ring at the bell. Kirk got up. George Penecutt ushered in the doctor. It was the same little old doctor who administered to George in his hour of need. Feeling better, Mrs. Winfield, he said, as he caught sight of Ruth. Your husband told me over the phone that you were unconscious. She fainted, cried Kirk. It was all through me, I— The doctor took him by the shoulders. He had to stretch to do it. Go away, young man, he said. Take a walk round the block. You aren't on in this scene. Kirk was standing in the hall when he left a few minutes later. Well, he said anxiously. Well, said the little doctor. Is she all right? There's nothing wrong, is there? The doctor grinned a friendly grin. On the contrary, he said, you ought to be very pleased. What do you mean? It's quite a commonplace occurrence, though, I suppose it will seem like a miracle to you. But believe me, it's happened before. If it hadn't, I wouldn't be here now. Kirk looked at him in utter astonishment. His words seemed meaningless. And then, suddenly, he understood, and his heart seemed to stand still. You don't mean— he said huskily. Yes, I do, said the doctor. Good-bye, my boy, I've got to hurry off. You caught me just as I was starting with the hospital. Kirk went back to the studio, his mind in a whirl. Ruth was lying on the couch. She looked up as the door opened. He came quickly to her side. Ruth, he muttered. Her eyes were shining with a wonderful light of joy. She drew his head down and kissed him. Oh, Kirk, she whispered. I'm happy. I'm happy. I've wanted this so. He could not speak. He sat on the edge of the couch and looked at her. She had been wonderful to him before. She was a thousand times more wonderful now. End of Chapter 7 Recording by Tim Bulkley of BigBible.org Chapter 8 Of Their Mutual Child This is a LibriVox recording. All LibriVox recordings are in the public domain. For more information on how to volunteer, please visit LibriVox.org. Recording by Tim Bulkley of BigBible.org Their Mutual Child by P. G. Woodhouse Chapter 8 Suspense It seemed to Kirk as the days went by that a mist of unreality fell like a curtain between him and the things of this world. Commonplace objects lost their character and became things to marvel at. There was a new bond of sympathy between the world and himself. A citizen walking in the park with his children became a kind of miracle. Here was a man who had travelled the road which he was travelling now, who had had the same hopes and fear and wonder. Once he encountered a prosperous-looking individual moving like a liner among tugs in the midst of no fewer than six offspring. Kirk fixed him with such a concentrated stare of emotion and excitement that the other was alarmed and went on his way alertly, as one in the presence of danger. It is probable that, if Kirk had happened to ask him the time at that moment, or indeed addressed him at all, he would have screamed for the police. The mystery of childbirth and the wonder of it obsessed Kirk as time crept on. And still more was he conscious of the horrible dread that was gathering within him. Ruth's unvarying cheerfulness was to him almost uncanny. None of the doubts and fears which blackened his life appeared to touch her. Once he confided these to his friend, the little doctor, and was thoroughly bullied by him for his foolishness. But, in spite of ridicule, the fear crept back, cringingly like a whipped dog. And then, time moving on its leisurely but business-like fashion, the day arrived. And for the first time in his life Kirk knew what fear really meant. All that he had experienced till now had, he saw, been a mild apprehension, not worthy of a stronger name. His flesh crawled with the thoughts which rose in his mind like black bubbles in a pond. There were moments when the temptation to stupify himself with drink was almost irresistible. It was his utter uselessness that paralysed him. He seemed destined to be of no help to Ruth, at just those crises when she needed him most. When she was facing her father with the news of the marriage, he had not been at her side. And now, when she was fighting for her life, he could do nothing but pace the empty quiet studio and think. The doctor had arrived at eight o'clock, cheery as ever, and had come downstairs after seeing Ruth to ask him to telephone to Mrs. Porter. In his overall state, this had jarred upon Kirk. Here he felt was somebody who could help where he was useless. Mrs. Porter arrived in a cab, and it had the cold brutality to ask for a glass of sherry and a sandwich before going upstairs. She put forward the lame excuse that she had not dined. Kirk gave her the sherry and sandwich, and resumed his patrol in a glow of indignation. The idea of anyone requiring food at this moment struck him as gross and revolting. His wrath did not last. In a short while, fear came back into its own. The hands of the clock pointed to ten before he stooped to following Mrs. Porter's example. George Penicart had been sent out, so he went into the little kitchen, where he found eggs, which he mixed with milk, and swallowed. After this, he was aware of a momentary excess of optimism. The future looked a little brighter, but not for long. Presently, he was prowling the studio as restlessly as ever. Men of Kirk's time are not given the deep thought. Until now, he had probably never spent more than a couple of minutes consecutively in self-examination. This vigil forced him upon himself, and caused him to pass his character under review, with strange and unsatisfactory results. He had never realised before what a curiously contemptible and useless person he was. It seemed to him that this was all he was fit for. To hang about doing nothing while everybody else was busy and proving his or her own worth. A door opened, and the little doctor came quietly down the stairs. Kirk sprang at him. Well, my dear man, everything's going splendidly. Couldn't be better. The doctor's eyes searched his face. When did you have anything to eat last? I don't know. I had some eggs and milk. I don't know when. The doctor took him by the shoulders and hustled him into the kitchen. Where he searched and found meat and bread. A dad, he said. I'll have some, too. I couldn't. And some whisky. Where do you keep it? After a few mouthfuls, Kirk ate wolfishly. The doctor munched a sandwich with the placidity of a summer border at a picnic. His calmness amazed and almost shocked Kirk. You can't help her by killing yourself, said the doctor philosophically. I like that woman with the gimlet eyes. At least I don't, but she's got sense. Gone, you haven't done yet. Another highball won't hurt you. He eyed Kirk with some sympathy. It's a bad time for you, of course. For me? Good God! You want to keep your nerve. Nothing awful is going to happen. If only there was something I could do. They also serve who only stand and wait, quoted the doctor sententiously. There is something you can do. What? Light your pipe and take it easy. Kirk snorted. I mean it. In a very short while now, you will be required to take the stage and embrace your son or daughter as the case may be. You don't want to appear looking as if you've been run over by an automobile after a night out. You want your appearance to give Mrs. Winfield as little of a shock as possible. Bear that in mind. Well, I must be going. And Kirk was alone again. The food and drink and the doctor's words had a good effect. His mind became quieter. He sat down and filled his pipe. After a few puffs, he replaced it in his pocket. It seemed too callous to think of smoking now. The doctor was a good fellow, but he did not understand. All the same, he was glad that it had that whiskey. It had certainly put heart into him, for the moment. What was happening upstairs? He strained his ears but could hear nothing. Gradually as he waited, his mood of morbid self-criticism returned. He had sunk once more into the depths, when he was aware of a soft tapping. The doorbell rang very gently. He went to the door and opened it. I kind of thought I'd look in and see how things were getting along, said a voice. It was Steve, a subdued and furtive Steve. Kirk's heart leaped at the sight of him. It was as if he had found something solid to cling to in a shifting world. Kind, Steve, he spoke huskily. Steve sidled into the studio, embarrassment written on every line of him. I don't mind my butting in, do you? I've been walking up and down and round the block, till every cop on the island, standing by, waiting for me to pull something. Another minute, and they'd pinched me on suspicion. I just felt I had to come and see how Miss Ruth was making out. The doctor was down here just now. He said everything was going well. I guess he knows his business. There was a silence. Kirk's ears were straining for sounds from above. It's hell, said Steve. Kirk nodded. This kind of talk was more what he wanted. The doctor meant well, but he was too professional. Steve was human. Go get yourself a drink, Steve. I expect you need one. Steve shook his head. Wagon, he said briefly, and there was silence again. Say, Kirk. Yes? What a wonder she is. Miss Ruth, I mean. I've helped her throw that medicine ball often. You wouldn't believe. She's a wonder, he paused. Say, this is hell, ain't it? Kirk did not answer. It was very quiet in the studio now. In the street outside, a heavy wagon rumbled past. Somebody shouted a few words of a popular song. Steve sprang his feet. Oh, fix that guy, he said. But the singing ceased, and he sat down again. Kirk got up and began to walk quickly up and down. Steve watched him furtively. He wanted to take your mind off it, he said. You'll be all in if you keep on worrying about it in that way. Kirk stopped in his stride. That's what the doctor said, he snapped savagely. What do you two fool think I'm made of? He recovered himself quickly, ashamed of the outburst. I'm sorry, Steve. Don't mind anything I say. It's awfully good of you to have come here, and I'm not going to forget it. Steve scratched his chin reflectively. Say, I'll tell you something, he said. My mother once told me that when I was born, my old dad took it just like you. Found he was getting all worked up by having to hang around and do nothing. So he says to himself, I've got to take my mind off this business, or it's me for the foolish house. Well, sir, there was a big guy down on that street who'd been picking on dad good and hard for a mighty long while. And this guy suddenly comes into dad's mind. He felt of his muscle, dad did. Gee, he says to himself, I believe the way I'm feeling, I could go and eat up that gink right away. And the more he thought of it, the better it looked to him. So all of a sudden he grabs his hat and beats it like a streak down to the saloon on the corner, where he knew the fellow would be at that time. He goes straight up to him and hands him one. Back comes the guy at him. He was a great big son of a gun, weighing 30 pounds more than dad. And him and dad mixes it right there in the saloon till the barkeep and about 50 other fellows throws him out. And there he goes off to a vacant lot to finish the thing. And dad so worked up he gives the other guy his, till he hollers that that's all he'll want. And then dad goes home and waits quite quiet and happy and peaceful. Till they tell him I'm there. Steve paused. Kirk, he said then. How would you like a round or two with the small gloves, just to get things off your mind for a spell and pass the time? My dad said he found it easy and mighty good. Kirk stared at him. Just a couple of rounds, urged Steve. And you can go all out of that, I shan't mind. Just try to think I'm some guy that's been picking on you. And let me have it. See what I mean? For the first time that day, a faint ghost of a grin appeared on Kirk's face. I wonder if you're right, Steve. I know I'm right. And I say, don't think I don't need it too. I ain't no, Miss Ruth, all this time for nothing. You'll be doing me a kindness if you knock my face in. The small gloves occupied a place of honor to themselves in a lower drawer. It was not often that Kirk used them in his friendly bouts with Steve. For ordinary occasions, the larger and more padded species met with his approval. Steve, during these daily sparring encounters, was amiability itself. But he could not be counted upon not to forget himself for an occasional moment in the heat of the fray. And though Kirk was courageous enough, he preferred to preserve the regularity of his features at the expense of a little extra excitement. Once after a brisk rally, he had gone about the world looking as if he was suffering from mumps, going to a right hook, which no one regretted more than Steve himself. But today was different, and Kirk felt that even a repetition of that lethal punch would be welcome. Steve, when the contest opened, was disposed to be consolatory in word as well as deed. He kept up a desultory conversation as he circled and fainted. You've got to look at it this way, he began, side-stepping a left. It ain't often you hear of anything going wrong at times like this. You've got to remember, he hooked Kirk neatly on the jaw, that he concluded. Kirk came back with a swing at the body, which made his adversary grunt. That's true, he said. Sure, rejoined Steve a little breathlessly, falling into a clinch. They moved warily around each other. So, said Steve, blocking your left, there ought to comfort you some. Kirk nodded. He guessed correctly that the other was alluding to his last speech, not to the counter, which had just made the sight of his left eye a little uncertain. Gradually as the bout progressed, Kirk began to lose the slight diffidence which had hampered him at the start. He had been feeling so wonderfully friendly towards Steve, so grateful for his presence and his sympathy, that it had been hard, in spite of the other's abominations, to enter into the fray with any real conviction. Moreover, subconsciously, he was listening all the time for sounds from above which never came. These things gave a certain lameness to his operations. It was immediately after this blow to the eye mentioned above, that he ceased to be an individual with private troubles and a wandering mind, and became a boxer, pure and simple. His whole brain concentrated on the problem of how to get past his opponent's guard. Steve, recognizing the change in an instant, congratulated himself on the success of his treatment. It had worked even more quickly than he had hoped. He helped the cure with another swift jab which shot over Kirk's guard. Kirk came in with a rush. Steve slipped him. Kirk rushed again. Steve, receiving a hard punch on the nose, which, although accustomed to such assaults, had never really grown to enjoy them, began to feel a slight diminution of his detached attitude towards this encounter. Till now, his position had been purely that of a kindly physician soothing a patient. The rapidity with which the patient was permitting himself to be soothed rendered the post of physician something of a sine cure, and Steve, as Kirk had done, began to slip back into the boxer. It was while he was in what might be called a transition stage that an unexpected swing sent him with some violence against the wall, and from that moment nature asserted itself. A curious set look appeared on his face. Wrinkles creased his forehead. His jaw protruded slightly. Kirk made another rush. This time Steve did not slip. He went to meet it. Head down and hands busy. Mrs. Laura Delain Porter came downstairs with the measured impressiveness of one who bears weighty news. Her determined face was pale and tired, as it had every right to be. But she bore herself proudly, as one who was fought and not been defeated. Mr. Winfield, she said, there was no answer. Looking about her, she found the studio empty. Then, from behind the closed door of the inner room, she was aware of a strange shuffling sound. She listened astonished. She had a gasp. Then curious thuds. Finally a bump louder than the thuds. And then there was silence. These things surprised Mrs. Porter. She opened the door and looked in. It says much for her iron self-control that she remained quiet at this point. A lesser person, after a far less tiring or deal than she had passed through, would have found relief in some cry or exclamation. Possibly even a scream. Against the far wall, breathing hard and fondling his left eye with a four-ounce glove, leaned Steve Dingle. His nose was bleeding somewhat freely. But this he appeared to consider a trifle unworthy of serious attention. On the floor, an even more disturbing spectacle, Kirk, lay at full length. To Mrs. Porter's startled gaze, he appeared to be dead. He too was bleeding. But he was not in a position to notice it. It's all right, ma'am, said Steve, removing the hand from his face and revealing an eye, which, for spectacular dilapidation, must have rivaled the epoch-making one, which had so excited his mother on a famous occasion. It's nothing serious. Has Mr. Winfield fainted? Not exactly fainted, ma'am. It's like this. He got me clear up in a corner, and I seen it up to me if I don't want to be knocked through the wall. So I has to cross him. Maybe I'd got a little worked up myself by then. But it was my fault. I told him to go all out, and he sure did. His eye is going to be a pippin' tomorrow. Mrs. Porter examined the wounded organ with interest. That, I suppose, Mr. Dingle, is what you call a blue eye. It sure is, ma'am. What has been happening? Well, it's this way. I see he's all worked up, sitting around, doing nothing, except wait. So I makes him come and spar around to take his mind off it. My old dad, ma'am, when I was coming along, found that dope fixed him all right. So I reckoned it would do as much good here. My old dad went and beat a block off a fellow down our streets, and it done him a lot of good. Mrs. Porter shook his gloved hand. Mr. Dingle, she said with enthusiasm, I really believe that you are the only sensible man I have ever met. Your common sense is astonishing. I have no doubt you saved Mr. Winfield from a nervous breakdown. Would you be kind enough, when you are rested, to fetch some water, and bring him to and inform him that he is the father of a son? End of Chapter 8. Please visit LibriVox.org Recording by Timbukhlyov BigBible.org Their Mutual Child by P. G. Woodhouse Chapter 9 The White Hope is Turned Down William Bannister Winfield was the most wonderful child. Of course, you had to have a certain amount of intelligence to see this. To the vapid, irreflective observer, he was not much to look at in the early stages of his career, having a dough-like face, almost entirely devoid of nose, a black-luster eye, and a general appearance of a poached egg. His immediate circle of intimates, however, thought him a model of manly beauty. And there was the undeniable fact that he had come into the world weighing nine pounds. Take him for all in all a lad of promise. Kirk's sense of being in a dream continued. His identity seemed to have undergone a change. The person he had known as Kirk Winfield had disappeared, to be succeeded by a curious individual, bubbling over with an absurd pride, for which it was not easy to find an outlet. Hitherto, a rather reserved man, he was conscious now of a desire to accost perfect strangers in the street, and inform them that he was not the ordinary person they probably imagined, but a father, with an intensely unusual son at home. And if they did not believe him, they could come right along and see for themselves. The only flaw in his happiness at the moment was the fact that his circle of friends was so small. He had not missed the old brigade of the studio before, but now the humblest of them would have been welcomed, provided he would have sat still and listened. Even Percy Shanklin would have been acceptable as an audience. Steve, excellent fellow, was always glad to listen to him on his favourite subject. He had many long talks with Steve on the question of William's future. Steve, as the infant's godfather, which post he had claimed and secured an early date, had definite views on the matter. Here held Steve was the chance of a lifetime, with proper training a baby of such obvious muscular promise might be made the greatest fighter that had ever stepped into the ring. He was the real White Hope. He advised Kirk to direct William's education on the lines which would ensure his being, when the time was ripe, undisputed heavyweight champion of the world. To Steve, life outside the ring was a poor affair, practically barren of prizes for the ambitious. Mrs. Loretta Lane Porter, eyeing William's brow, of which there was plenty, he being at this time extremely short of hair, predicted a less robust and more intellectual future for him. Something more on the lines of president of some great university, or ambassador at some important court, struck her as his logical sphere. Kirk's view was that he should combine both careers and be an ambassador who took a few weeks off every now and then in order to defend his champion's belt. In his spare time he might paint a picture or two. Ruth hesitated between the army, the navy, the bar and business. But everyone agreed that William was to be something special. This remarkable child had a keen sense of humour. Thus he seldom began to cry in his best vein till the small hours of the morning. And on these occasions he would almost invariably begin again after he'd been officially pronounced to be asleep. His sudden grab at the hair of any adult who happened to come within reach was very droll, too. As to his other characteristics, he was of an imperious nature. He'd liked to be waited on. He wanted what he wanted when he wanted it. A greater part of his attention being occupied at this period, with the important duty of chewing his thumb, he assigned the drudgery of life to his dependents. Their duties were to see that he got up in the morning, dressed and took his tub, and after that to hang around on the chance of general orders. Any idea Kirk may have had of resuming his work was abandoned during these months. No model, young and breezy or white-haired and motherly, passed the studio doors. Life was far too interesting for work. The canvas which might have become Carmen or a reverie or even the toreadore's bride lay unfinished and neglected in a corner. It astonished Kirk to find how strong the paternal instinct was in him. In the days when he had allowed his mind to dwell on the abstract wife, he had sometimes gone a step further and conjured up the abstract baby. The result had always been to fill him with a firm conviction that the most persuasive of wild horses should not drag him from his bachelor's occlusion. He had had definite ideas on babies as a class. And here he was, with his world pivoting on one of them. It was curious. The White Hope, as Steve called his godson, possibly with the idea of influencing him by suggestion, grew. The ailments which attacked lesser babies passed him by. He avoided croup and even whooping cough made him but a flying visit hardly worth mentioning. His first tooth gave him a little trouble, but that is the sort of thing which may happen to anyone. And the spirited way in which he protested against the indignity of cutting it was proof of a high soul. Such was the remarkableness of this child that it annoyed Kirk more and more that he should be obliged to give the exhibition of his extraordinary qualities to so small an audience. Ruth felt the same, and it was for this reason that the first overtures were made to the silent camp which contained her father and her brother Bailey. Since that evening in the library there had come no sign from the house on Fifth Avenue that its inmates were aware of her existence. Life had been too full till now to make this a cause of trouble to her. But with William Bannister becoming every day more amazing, the desire came to her to try and heal the breach. Her father had so ordered his life in his relation to his children that Ruth's affection was not so deep as it might have been. But after all he was William Bannister's grandfather and a such entitled to consideration. It was these reflections that led to Steve's visit to John Bannister, probably the greatest fiasco on record. Steve had been selected for the feat on the strength of his having the right of entry to the Fifth Avenue House. Poor John Bannister was still obeying his doctor's orders and taking his daily spell of exercise with the pugilist. And Steve bungled it hopelessly. His task was not a simple one. He was instructed to employ tact, to hint rather than to speak, to say nothing to convey the impression that Ruth in any way regretted the steps she had taken. To give the idea that it was a matter of complete indifference to her, whether she ever saw her father again or not. Yet at the same time to make it quite clear that she was very anxious to see him as soon as possible. William Bannister, grown to maturity and upholding the interests of his country as ambassador at some important court, might have jibed at the mission. William Bannister was to accompany Steve and be produced dramatically to support verbal arguments. It seemed to Ruth that for her father to resist William when he saw him was an impossibility. William's position was that of the ace of trumps in the cards which Steve was to play. Steve made a few objections. His chief argument against taking up the post assigned to him was that he was a roughneck, and that the job in question was one which no roughneck, however gifted, in the matter of left hooks, could hope to carry through with real success. But he yielded to pressure, and the expedition set out. William Bannister at this time was at an age when he was beginning to talk a little, and walk a little, and take a great interest in things. His walking was a bit amateurish, and his speech rather hard to follow unless you had the key to it. But nobody could have denied him his walk, though staggery, was a genuine walk, and his speech so limited genuine speech within the meaning of the act. He made no objections to the expedition. On being told that he was going to see his grandpa, he nodded curtly and said, Guawa, after his custom. For as a conversationalist, perhaps the best description of him is to say that he tried hard. He rarely paused for a word, when in difficulties he said something, and he did not seek refuge in silence. That the something was not always immediately intelligible was the fault of his audience for not listening more carefully. Perhaps the real mistake of the expedition was the nature of its baggage. William Bannister had stood out for being allowed to take with him his wheelbarrow, his box of bricks, and his particular favourite, the dying pig, which you blew out and then allowed to collapse with a pleasing noise. These properties had struck his parents as excessive, but he was firm. And when he gave signs of being determined to fight it out on these lines, if it took all the summer, they gave in. Steve had no difficulty in smuggling William into his grandfather's house. He was a great favourite below stairs there. His great ally was the English butler, Keggs. Keggs was a stout, dignified, pigeon-told old sinner, who cast off the butler when not on duty, and displayed himself as something of a rounder. He was a man of many parts. It was his chief relaxation to look in at Broadway hotels while some big fight was in progress, out west, to watch the ticker and assure himself that the man he had backed with a portion of the loot which he had accumulated in the form of tips was doing justice to his judgement. For in private, Keggs was essentially the sport. It was this that so endeared Steve to him. A few years ago, Keggs had won considerable sums by backing Steve, and the latter was always given to understand that, as far as the lower regions of it were concerned, the house on Fifth Avenue was open to him at all hours. Today, he greeted Steve with enthusiasm, and suggested a cigar in the pantry before the latter should proceed to his work. He ain't ready for you yet, Mr. Dingle. He's looking over some papers in, oh, goodness sake, who's this? He had caught sight of William Bannister, who, having wriggled free of Steve, was being made much of by the maids. The kid, said Steve briefly, not, Steve nodded. Sure, his grandson. Keggs' solemnity increased. You aren't going to take him upstairs with you? Sureest thing you know, that's why I brought him. Don't do it, Mr. Dingle. He's in an awful temper this morning, and he gets worse and worse. He'll fire you as soon as look at you. Can't be helped. I've got my instructions. Always were a game, said Keggs, admiringly. I used to see that quick enough before you retired from active work. Well, good luck to you, Mr. Dingle. Steve gathered up William Bannister, the wheelbarrow, the box of bricks, and the dying pig, and made his way to the gymnasium. The worst of these prearranged scenes is that they never happened just as one figured them in one's mind. Steve had expected to have to wait a few minutes in the gymnasium. Then there would be a step outside, and the old man would enter. The beauty of this, to Steve's mind, was that he himself would be discovered, as the stage term is. The owners of entering and opening the conversation would be on Mr. Bannister, and as everyone who has ever had an awkward interview knows, this makes all the difference. But the minutes passed and still no grandfather. The nervousness, which he had with difficulty expelled, began to return to Steve. This was exactly like having to wait in the ring while one's opponent tried to get one's goat by dawdling in the dressing room. An attempt to relieve himself by punching the ball was a dismal failure. At the first bang of the leather against the wood, William Bannister, who had been working in a preoccupied way at the dying pig, threw his head back and howled, and would not be comforted till Steve took out the rope and skipped before him, much as dancers used to dance before Oriental monarchs in the old days. Steve was just saying to himself for the fiftieth time that he was a fool to have come. When kegs arrived with the news that Mr. Bannister was too busy to take his usual exercise this morning, and that Steve was at liberty to go. It speaks well for Steve's character that he did not go. He would have given much to retire, for the old man was one of the few people who inspired in him anything resembling fear. But he could not return tamedly to the studio with his mission unaccomplished. Say, ask him if he can see me for a minute. Say it's important. Kegs, I rested on William Bannister and he shook his head. I shouldn't, Mr. Dingle. Really, I shouldn't. You don't know what an ugly mood he's in. Something's been worrying him. It's what you might call courting disaster. Gee, do you think I want to do it? I've just got to. That's all there is to it. A few months later, kegs returned with the news that Mr. Bannister would see Dingle in the library. Come right along, kid, said Steve. Give me a hold of the excess baggage and let's get a move on. So in the end it was Mr. Bannister who was discovered, and Steve who made the entrance. And as Steve pointed out to Kirk later, it just made all the difference. The effect of the change on Steve was to make him almost rollicking in his manner, as if he and Mr. Bannister were the nucleus of an old home week celebration or two old college chums meeting after long absence. Nervousness on the rare occasions when he suffered from it generally had that effect on him. He breezed into the library, carrying the wheelbarrow, the box of bricks and the dying pig, and trailing William in his wake. William's grandfather was seated with his back to the door, dictating a letter to one of his secretaries. He looked up as Steve entered. He took in Steve and William in a rapid glance and guessed the letter's identity in an instant. He had expected something of this sort ever since he had heard of his grandson's birth. Indeed, he had been somewhat surprised that the visit had not occurred before. He betrayed no surprise. One moment dingle, he said, and turned to the secretary again. A faint sneer came and went on his face. The delay completed Steve's discomforture. He placed the wheelbarrow on the floor, the box of bricks on the wheelbarrow, and the dying pig on the box of bricks. Whence it was instantly removed and inflated by William. Referring to your letter of the Eighth, said Mr. Bannister in his cold-level voice, he was interrupted by the incisive cry of the dying pig. Ask your son to be quiet, dingle, he said impassively. Steve was staggered. Say, this ain't my son's squire, he began breezily. You're nephew then, or whatever relation he happens to be to you. He resumed his dictation. Steve wiped his forehead and looked helplessly at the white hope, who, having discarded the dying pig, was now busy with the box of bricks. Steve wished he had not come. He was accustomed to the primitive exhibition of emotions, having moved in circles where the wrathful expressed their wrath in a normal manner. Anger, which found its expression in exaggerated politeness, was out of his line and made him uncomfortable. After what seemed to him a century, John Bannister dismissed the secretary. Even then, however, he did not come immediately to Steve. He remained for a few moments writing with his back turned. Then, just when Steve had given up hope of ever securing his attention, he turned suddenly. Well, say it's this way, Colonel. Steve had begun. When a triumphant cry from the direction of the open window stopped him, the white hope was kneeling on a chair, looking down to the street. Bicks, he explained over his shoulder. Kindly ring the bell, Dingle, said Mr. Bannister, unmoved. Your little nephew appears to have dropped his bricks into Fifth Avenue. In answer to the summons, Keggs appeared. He looked anxious. Keggs, said Mr. Bannister, tell one of the footmen to go out into the avenue and pick up some wooden bricks, which you will find there. Dingle's little brother has let some fall. As Keggs left the room, Steve's pent up nervousness exploded in a whirl of words. Oh, say, boss, quit your kidding. You know this kid ain't anything to do with me. Why, say, how would he be any relation of a roughneck like me? Come off the roof, bro. You know well enough who he is. He's your grandson on the level. Mr. Bannister looked at William, now engaged in running the wheelbarrow up and down the room, emitting the while a curious sound, possibly to encourage an imaginary horse. The inspection did not seem to excite him or afford him any pleasure. Oh, he said. Steve was damped, but resumed gamely. Say, boss, this is the greatest kid on earth, and I'm not stringing you honest. He's a wonder. On the level, did you ever see a kid that age with a pair of shoulders on him like this kid's got? Say, squire, what's the matter with calling the fight off and fighting and starting fair? Miss Ruth would be tickled to death, if you would. Can the rough stuff, Colonel? I know you think you've been given a raw deal. Kirk chipping in like that and copying off Miss Ruth. But for the love of Mike, what does it matter? You've seen for yourself what a dandy kid this is. Well then, check your grouch with your hat. Do the square thing. How about the auto and come right round to the studio and make it up? What's wrong with that, Colonel? Honest, they'd be tickled clean through. At this point, Keggs entered, followed by a footman carrying wooden bricks. Keggs, said Mr. Banister, telephoned for the automobile at once. That's the talk, Colonel, cried Steve joyfully. I know you were a sport. To take me down to Wall Street. Keggs bowed. Oh, Keggs, said Mr. Banister as he turned to leave. Sir, another thing. See that Dingle does not enter the house again. And Mr. Banister resumed his writing, while Steve, gathering up the wheelbarrow, the box of bricks and the dying pig, took William by the hand and retreated. That terminated Ruth's attempts to conciliate her father. They remained Bailey. From Bailey she was prepared to stand no nonsense. Meeting him on the street, she fairly kidnapped him, driving him into a taxi cab and pushing him into the studio, where he was confronted by his nephew. Bailey came poorly through the ordeal. William Banister, a stern critic, weighed him up in one long stare, found him wanting, and announced his decision with all the strength of powerful lungs. In the end, he had to be removed, hiccuping. And Bailey, after lingering a few uneasy moments, making conversation to Kirk, departed with such a look about the back of him as he sprang into his cab, that Ruth felt that the visit was one which would not be repeated. She went back into the studio with a rather heavy heart. She was fond of Bailey. The sight of Kirk restored her. After all, what had happened was only what she had expected. She had chosen her path, she had chosen her path, and she did not regret it. End of Chapter 9 Recording by Tim Bulkley of BigBible.org Chapter 10 of Their Mutual Child This is a LibriVox recording, all LibriVox recordings are in the public domain. For more information or to volunteer, please visit LibriVox.org. Recording by Tim Bulkley of BigBible.org Their Mutual Child by P. G. Woodhouse Chapter 10 An Interlude of Peace Two events of importance in the small world which centered around William B. Winfield occurred at about this time. First was the entrance of Mammy. The second, the exit of Mrs. Porter. Mammy was the last of a series of nurses who came and went in somewhat rapid succession during the early years of the White Hope's life. She was introduced by Steve, who it seemed had known her since she was a child. She was the 19-year-old daughter of a compositor on one of the morning papers, a little mouse-like thing with tiny hands and feet, a soft voice, and eyes that took up far more than their fair share of her face. She had had no professional experience as a nursery maid, but as Steve pointed out, the fact that in the absence of her mother, who had died some years previously, she had had sole charge of three small brothers at the age when small brothers are least easily handled, and had steered them through to office boy age without mishap, put her extremely high in the class of gifted amateurs. Mammy was accordingly given a trial, and survived it triumphantly. William Baxter, that discerning youth, took to her at once. Kirk liked the neat way she moved about the studio, his heart being still sore at the performance of one of her predecessors, who had upset and put a substantial foot through his masterpiece. That same Ariadne in Naxos, which Laura Delaine Porter had criticised on the occasion of her first visit to the studio, Ruth for her part was delighted with Mammy. As for Steve, though as an outside member of the firm, he cannot be considered to count. He had long ago made up his mind about her. Some time before, when he had found it impossible for him to be in her presence, still less to converse with her without experiencing a warm, clammy shooting sensation, and a feeling of general weakness, similar to that which follows a well-directed blow at celloplexus, he had come to the conclusion that he must be in love. The furious jealousy which assailed him on seeing her embraced by, and embracing a stout person old enough to be her father, convinced him of this. The discovery that stout man actually was her father's brother relieved his mind to a certain extent, but the episode left him shaken. He made up his mind to propose it once and get it over. When Mammy joined the garrison of number 90 a year later, the dashing feat was still unperformed. There was that about Mammy which unmanned Steve. She was so small and dainty that the ruggedness which had once been his pride, seemed to him when he thought of her an insuperable defect. The conviction that he was a roughneck deepened in him and tied his tongue. The defection of Mrs. Porter was a gradual affair. From a very early period in the new regime, she had been dissatisfied. Accustomed to rule, she found herself in an unexpectedly minor position. She had definite views on the hygienic upbringing of children, and the ease she imparted to Ruth, who listened pleasantly, smiled, and ignored them. Mrs. Porter was not used to such treatment. She found Ruth considerably less malleable than she had been before marriage, and she resented the change. Kirk, coming in one afternoon, found Ruth laughing. It's only Aunt Laura, she said. She will come in and lecture me on how to raise babies. She's crazy about microbes. It's the new idea. Sterilization and all that. She thinks that everything a child touches ought to be sterilized first to kill the germs. Bill's running awful risks by being allowed to play about the studio like this. Kirk looked at his son Adair, who was submitting at that moment to be bathed. He was standing up. It was a peculiarity of his that he refused to sit down in a bath, being apparently under the impression, when asked to do so, that there was a conspiracy afoot to drown him. I don't see how the kid could be much vidder. It's not so much what he is now. She is worrying about what might happen to him. She can talk about bacilli until your flesh creeps. Honestly, if Bill ever did get real ill, I believe Aunt Laura could talk me round to her views about them in a minute. It's only the fact that he is so splendidly well that makes it seem so absurd. Kirk laughed. It's all very well to laugh. You haven't heard her. I've caught myself wavering a dozen times. Do you know? She says a child ought not to be kissed. It has struck me, said Kirk meditatively, that your Aunt Laura, if I may make the suggestion, is the least bit of what Steve would call a shy dome. Is there anything else she had mentioned? Hundreds of things. Bill ought to be kept in a properly sterilized nursery with sterilized toys and sterilized everything, and the temperature ought to be just so high and no higher and just so low and no lower. Get her to talk about it to you. She makes you wonder why everybody is not dead. This is a new development, surely. Has she ever broken out in this place before? Oh yes, in the old days she often used to talk about it. She has written books about it. I thought her books were all about the selfishness of the modern young man in not marrying. Not at all. Some of them are about how to look after the baby. It's no good the modern young man marrying if he's going to murder his baby directly afterward, is it? Something in that. There's just one objection to this sterilized nursery business though, which she doesn't seem to have detected. How am I going to provide these things on an income of five thousand? And at the same time, live in that luxury which the artist sold amends. Bill, my lad, you'll have to sacrifice yourself for your father's good. When I'm a millionaire, we'll see about it. Meanwhile. Meanwhile, is it Ruth? Come and be dried before you catch your death of cold. She gathered William Bannister into her lab. I pity any germ that tries to play catch-as-catch-can with that infant, remarked Kirk, he'd simply flatten it out and around. Did you ever see such a chest on a kid of that age? It was after the installation of whiskers at the studio that the diminution of Mrs. Porter's visits became really marked. There was something almost approaching a battle over whiskers, who was an Irish terrier puppy, which Hank Jardine presented to William Baxter as a belated birthday present. Mrs. Porter, utterly excommunicated whiskers, nothing she maintained, was so notoriously supercharged with bacilli as a long-haired dog. If this was true, William Bannister certainly gave them every chance to get to work upon himself. It was his constant pleasure to clutch whiskers to him in a vice-like clinch, to bury his face in his shaggy back, and generally to court destruction. Yet the more he clutched, the healthier did he appear to grow, and Mrs. Porter's demand for the dog's banishment was overruled. Mrs. Porter retired in Dungeon. She liked to rule, and at number 90, she felt that she had become merely among those present. She was in the position of a mother country whose colony has revolted. For years she had been accustomed to look on Ruth as a disciple, a weaker spirit whom she could mould to her will. And now Ruth was refusing to be moulded. So Mrs. Porter's visits ceased. Ruth still saw her at the apartment when she cared to go there, but she kept away from the studio. She considered that in the matter of William Bannister, her claim had been jumped, that she had been deposed, and she withdrew. I shall bear up, said Kirk, when this fact was brought home to him. I mistrust your Aunt Laura, as I should mistrust some great natural force, which may become active at any moment and give you yours. An earthquake, for instance. I have no quarrel with your Aunt Laura in her quiescent state, but I fear the developments of that giant mind. We are better off without her. All the same, said Ruth loyally. She is rather a dear, and we ought to remember that if it hadn't been for her, you and I would never have met. I do remember it, and I'm grateful. But I can't help feeling that a woman capable of taking other people's lives and juggling with them as if they were India rubber balls, as she did with ours, is likely at any moment to break out in a new place. My gratitude to her is the sort of gratitude you would feel towards a cyclone if you were walking home late for dinner and it caught you up and deposited you on your doorstep. Your Aunt Laura is a human cyclone. No, on the whole, she's more like an earthquake. She has a habit of splitting up and altering the face of the world whenever she feels like it, and I'm too well satisfied with my world at present to relish the idea of having it changed. Little by little, the garrison of the studio had been whittled down. Except for Steve, the community had no regular members outside the family itself. Hank was generally out of town, Bailey paid one more visit, then seemed to consider that he could now upset himself altogether, and the members of Kirk's bachelor circle stayed away to a man. Their isolation was rendered more complete by the fact that Ruth, when she had ornamented New York society, had made few real friends. Most of the girls she had known bought her. They were gushing creatures with a passion for sharing and imparting secrets, and Ruth's cool reserve had alienated her from them. When she married, she dropped out. The romance of her wedding gave people something to talk about for a few days, and then she was forgotten. And so it came about that she had her desire, and was able practically to monopolize Kirk. She and he and William Bannister lived in a kind of hermit's cell for three, and enjoyed this highly unnatural state of things enormously. Life had never seemed so full, either to Kirk or herself. There was always something to do, something to think about, something to look forward to, if it was only a visit to a theatre, or the inspection of William Bannister's bath. End of Chapter 9 Of Their Mutual Child by P. G. Woodhouse Recording by Tim Bulkley of BigBible.org Chapter 11 of Their Mutual Child This is a LibriVox recording. All LibriVox recordings are in the public domain. For more information on the volunteer, please visit LibriVox.org Recording by Tim Bulkley of BigBible.org Their Mutual Child by P. G. Woodhouse Chapter 11 Stung to Action It was in the third year of the White Hope's life that the placid evenness of Kirk's existence began to be troubled. The orderly procession of the days was broken by happenings of unusual importance. One, at least, of the mixed, ordinarily unpleasant. This was the failure of a certain stock in which nearly half of Kirk's patrimony was invested. A capital which had always seemed to him as solid a part of life, as the asphalt on which he walked, as unchangeable a part of nature, as the air he breathed. He had always had it, and he could hardly bring himself to realize that he was not always to have it. It gave him an extraordinary feeling of panic and discomfort, when at length he faced the fact squarely that his private means, on the possession of which he had based the whole lazy scheme of his life, were as much at the mercy of fate as the stake which a gambler flings on the green cloth. He did not know enough of business to understand the complicated process by which a stock, either too supposed to be as impregnable as municipal bonds, had been hammered into a ragged remnant in the course of a single day, but the result of them was unpleasantly clear and easily grasped. His income was cut in half, and instead of being a comfortably off young man, idly watching the pageant of life from a seat in the grandstand, he must now plunge into the crowd and endeavor to earn a living as others did. For his losses did not begin and end with the ruin of this particular stock. At intervals during the past two years he had been nibbling at his capital, and now forced to examine his affairs frankly and minutely, he was astonished at the inroads he had made upon it. There had been the upkeep of the summer shack he had bought in Connecticut. There had been expenses in connection with William Bannister. There had been little treats for Ruth. There had been cigars and clothes and dinners and taxi cabs and all the other trifles which cost nothing, but mount up and make a man wander beyond the bounds of his legitimate income. It was borne in upon Kirk as he reflected upon these things that the only evidence he had shown of the possession of the artistic temperament had been the joyous carelessness of his extravagance. In that only he had been the artist. It shocked him to think how little honest work he had done the past two years. He had lived in a golden haze into which work had not entered. He was to be shocked still more very soon. Stung to action by his thoughts, he embarked upon a sweeping attack on the stronghold of those who exchange cash for artist's dreams. He ransacked the studio and set out on his mission in a cab bulging with large, small and medium-sized canvases, like a wave receding from a breakwater. He returned late in the day a branded failure. The dealers had eyed his canvases large, small and medium-sized and in direct contravention of their professed object in life had refused to deal. Only one of them, a man with grimy hands but a moderately golden heart, after picing a sepia thumb over some of the more ambitious works, had offered him $15 for a little sketch which he had made in an energetic moment of William Bannister crawling on the floor. This, the dealer asserted, was the sort of darn mushy stuff the public fell for. And he held it to be worth the $15, but not a cent more. Kirk, humble by now, accepted three battered-looking bills and departed. He had a long talk with Ruth that night and rose from it in the frame of mind which in some men is induced by prayer. Ruth was quite marvellously sensible and sympathetic. I wanted you, she said, in answer to his self-reproaches, and here we are together. It's simply nonsense to talk about ruining my life and dragging me down. What does it matter about this money? We've got plenty left. We've got about as much left as you used to spend on hats in the old days. Well, we can easily make do. I've thought for some time that we were growing too extravagant and talking of hats. I had no right to have that last one you bought me. It was wickedly expensive. We can economise there at any rate. We can get along splendidly on what you now have. Besides, directly you settle down and start to paint, we should be quite rich again. Kirk laughed grimly. I wish you were a dealer, he said. $15 is what I've managed to extract from them so far. One of the great-unwashed on Sixth Avenue gave me that for a sketch I did of Bill on the Floor. Which took you about three minutes to do, Ruth pointed out triumphantly. You see, you're bound to make a fortune if you stick to it. Kirk put his arm round her and gave her a silent hug of gratitude. He had dreaded this talk, and lo, it was putting new life into him. They sat for a few moments in silence. I don't deserve it, said Kirk at last. Instead of comforting me like this and making me think I'm rather a fine sort of a fellow, you ought to be lashing me with scorpions. I don't suppose any man has ever made such a criminal idiot of himself in this city before. You couldn't tell that this stock was going to fail? No, but I could have done some work these last three years and made it not matter whether it failed or not. You can't comfort me out of that knowledge. I knew all along that I was being a waster and a loafer. But I was so happy that I didn't mind. I was so interested in seeing what you and the kid would do next, that it didn't seem to have time to work. And the result is that I've gone right back. There was a time when I really could paint a bit. Not much, it's true, but enough to get along with. Well, I'm going to start it again in earnest now. And if I don't make good, well, there's always Hanx Offer. Ruth turned a little pale. They had discussed Hanx Offer before. But then, life had been bright and cloudless, and Hanx Offer a thing to smile at. Now, it assumed an uncomfortably practical aspect. You will make good, said Ruth. I do my best, said Kirk. But even as he spoke, his mind was pondering on the proposition which Hanx had made. Hanx, always flitting from New York into the unknown and back again, had called at the studio one evening after a long absence looking sick and tired. He was one of those lean, wiry men, whom it's unusual to see in this condition, and Kirk was sympathetic and inquisitive. Hank needed no pressing. He was full of his story. I've been in Columbia, he said. I got back on a fruit steamer this morning. Do you know anything of Columbia? Kirk reflected. Only that there's generally a revolution there, he said. There wasn't anything of that kind on this trip, except in my interior. Hank pulled thoughtfully at his pipe. The odor of his remarkable brand of tobacco filled the studio. I've had a hatties of a time, he said simply. Kirk looked at him curiously. Hank was in a singularly chastened mood tonight. What took you there? Gold. Gold? Mining? Hank nodded. I didn't know there were gold mines in that part of the world, said Kirk. There are. The gold that filled the holes of Spanish galleons in the 16th century came from Columbia. The place is simply stiff with old Spanish relics. But surely the mines must have been worked out ages ago. Only on the surface. Kirk laughed. What do you mean only on the surface? Explain. I don't know a thing about gold, except that getting it out of picture dealers is like getting blood out of a turnip. Simple enough, the earth hordes its gold in two ways. There's oriferous rock and oriferous dirt. If the stuff is in the rock, you crush it. If it's in the dirt, you wash it. Sounds simple. It is. The difficult part is finding it. And you've done that? I have. Or I'm practically certain I have. At any rate, I know that I've discovered the ditches made by the Spaniards 300 years ago. If there was gold there in those days, there is apt to be gold there. Now, only it isn't on the surface any longer. They cleaned up as far as the surface is concerned, so I have to sink shafts and dig tunnels. I see. It isn't so simple as it used to be. But it is practically if you have any knowledge of mining. Well, what's your trouble? asked Kirk. Why did you come back? Why aren't you out there grabbing with both hands and getting yourself into shape to be a walking goldmine to your friends? I don't like to see this idle spirit in you, Hank. Hank smoked long and thoughtfully. Kirk, he said suddenly. Well? Hank shook his head. No, it's no good. What is no good? What do you mean? I came back, said Hank, suddenly lucid, with a wild notion of getting you to come in with me on this thing. What? Go to Columbia with you? Hank nodded. But of course it's not possible. No job for a married man. Why not? If this gold of yours is just lying about in heaps, it seems to me that a married man is exactly the man who ought to be around grabbing it. Or do you believe that old yarn about two being able to live as cheaply as one? Take it from me. It's not so. If there is gold waiting to be gathered up in handfuls, me for it. When do we start? Can I bring Ruth and the kid? I wish we could start. If I could have had you with me these last few months, I'd never have quit. But I guess start of the question. You've no idea what sort of an inferno it is, and I won't let you come into it with your eyes shut. But if ever you are in a real tight corner, let me know. It might be worth your while then to take a few risks. Oh, there are risks? Risks? My claims are located along the Atrato River in the Choco district. Does that convey anything to you? Not a thing. The workings are 300 miles inland. Just 300 miles of pure Hades. You can get all the fevers you ever heard of and a few more. I got most of them last trip. I thought you were looking pretty bad. I ought to be. I've swallowed so much quinine since I saw you last that my ears are buzzing still. And then there are the insects. They all bite. Some bite worse than others, but not much. Done it. Even the butterflies bite out there. Every animal in the country has some other animal constantly chasing it, until a white man comes along when they call a truce and both chase him. And the vegetation is so thick and grows so quickly that you have to cut down the jungle about the workings every few days or so to avoid being swamped by it. Otherwise, finished Hank, refilling his pipe and lighting it. The place is a pretty good kind of summer resort. And you're going back to it. Back to the quinine and the beasts and the butterflies. Sure, the gold runs up to $20 a cubic yard. And is worth $18 an ounce. When are you going? I'm in no hurry. This year, next year, sometime, never. No, not never. Call it sometime. And you want me to come too? I would give half of whatever is there in the mine to have you come. But things being as they are, well, I guess we can call it off. Is there any chance in the world, Kirk, of your ever ceasing to be a bloated capitalist? Could any of your stocks go back on you? I doubt it. They're pretty good aged, I fancy. Though I've never studied the question of stocks. My little goldmine isn't in the same class with yours, but it's as solid as a rock, and no fever's an insect attached to it either. And now, the goldmine had proved of less than rock-like solidity. The most gilt-edged of all the stocks had failed. The capitalist had become in one brief day the struggling artist. Hank's proposal seemed a good deal less fantastic now to Kirk, as he prepared for his second onslaught, the grand attack, on the stronghold of those who bought art with gold.