 Okay, so we had some technical difficulties trying to get this game started, but we're here Wait what you've committed your first bad deed dare hit your own father wait what you need to watch that temper lad Or you'll get yourself in trouble. What did I do? I didn't mean to I didn't even know I could do that Is it bad for me to go hit people? I think it's funny I've only played this game for five minutes, and now I know why people want me to play it so bad I'm going after him wait what what do I do? You know what? I'll beat your ass Right. Got you you little ruffian. I've heard reports that you've been doing bad Conduct towards a person or persons without God's permission You need to decide if behaving like that is worth it my young friend I'll leave it at that for now, but think about what I've said Blazes do you think you're doing? I'm a town guard. I'm not the sort you want to be hitting Okay, fine. I'm done. I'm done. I'm done. I'm done. I'm done. I'm done. This game is good I aren't like I already know this game is good. I'm so excited You'll only be able to hit characters in that red highlight attack a non-hostile characters lock on I'm sorry. I'll leave him alone. Just please don't hit me again. Thank you You stopped him good. I'll let you look after Rosie. She'll be safe with you You've heard a good deed No, I need to stop there, I'm gonna stop What you again, oh come on I'm hearing of your mischief rather regularly Shall we remind ourselves? Yes, mr. Krabapal Violent conduct towards a person or persons without God's permission now go and keep yourself out of trouble Tell tell look out here comes trouble. Oh come on. You can't tell that kid Okay, see this is why I grew up to be a bad person because everybody expected me to be bad Where's that filthy layabout husband of mine? With some woman, I don't doubt If you find him let me know won't you games rid of em really buy the sweets for three gold coins Yeah, I'm afraid you seem to be short of funds Just we got remember your father will give you money if he hears good That's a nice way to treat us Oh Oh Frick, I've heard you being bad. Oh come on dad. They're lying What will your mother say dad? They're lying what you again? I'm hearing of your mischief rather regularly Shall we remind ourselves? Do you realize the trouble you'd be in if you now go and keep yours? Right in front of dad. So she knew containers a good way to find handy items. What how the camera go out Okay, here we go. Is my camera working? Dude the irony of the fact that asman camera just broke at the same exact time as my bro What Met this woman who is she? Oh What's happening here? Well, well well keep your mouth shut about this, right? A man should be entitled to do what he likes. Don't you think if you keep this little secret? I'll give you a gold piece. I could take the gold and then tell Good lad. Yeah, have this gold piece my advice to you. Don't get tied down to one woman Look after yourself forget everyone else Don't worry about my wife. I left her doing the laundry. Oh come here my little sand goose You're so romantic. I love you more than any of the others my little honey pot Honestly, what's the world coming to hit stamping me in broad daylight? You attack a lady Run along. We're busy. I love you more than any of the others my little honey pot Tell them right. She's right I'm gonna turn him into Valvoring food We're a good deed remember talk to your father receive your reward. Where does she go? Oh, she's gonna go beat his ass I ought to chop them right my mother was right about you. We were rehearsing at play Yeah, that's all it was. Well, if you think I'm going to cook and clean for you Well, you're out having a good time with your shopping. You've got another then coming. Why does she still like Milena anyway? My name is playing well, okay. I'm already adult wait. What the heck? I turned into a gigachat You like train wait a second. I do look like train I look like a train and seer were merged into the same person sears hair and trains face I need someone to kill the sparrows nesting around the guild Disgusting for me those damn sparrows are making a right mess of the guild. Just look at them I'll pay you five out of pocket for everyone who killed Just come and see me every time you kill another one. Okay. I Please don't Somebody play squirrel X Oh Your renown is not high enough. Oh God, I thought I thought I quit playing retail. Wow. You're a go. Yeah, me, too You might be look at this filthy pile of rags. He really expects people to give him gold What you just got watching as many oh? No, no, no. Oh What the frick? There's a peaceful down I'm going kicked out of the area Where I'm out of money Play your cars right and you'll be getting frisky in no time if you catch my drift What hello there? I don't think I met my daughter. Have you what she's rather lovely if I say so myself They were a bit fussy. She's keen to meet strong handsome men like you Huh? They want to meet the beardy ballies dog. Oh, that's good news. I think she was starting to get a bit lonely Thing is she only looks men whose hair looks like the picture on this card No chat. That's not moon moon the pudding basin. Maybe if you looked like that She'd let me introduce you to her Better than blonde your issue. You want to use it? Yeah, it's fine. You should get the mushrooms before meeting Baldy man's daughter Oh, yeah, what I was sleepy do the quest naked except Take no damage. No, you don't throw any aggressive magic in live 18 hours longer, but like stream crash Make sure you make every one of their death pain Yeah, we're not gonna do both anymore posters so boring Okay, well, that's a bad idea. See how do I break I got some lock I couldn't do the swing cuz the stupid tree dying fable. I'm playing on the hard mode. I'm playing heroic I should have just played on normal She literally kill stormy And oh no, she's You're really nice lesson. I suppose the trophy is yours then for now I've had enough of this Maybe the guild has something more interesting for me Okay, I have a question is it reasonable to not use magic pure virtual function what? Frick man. Are we ever good? I mean, I'm gonna be honest. I think I'm broken. I'm being evil I think we can do a special offer for you, sir. Great aim, right? I'm great axe. Okay, never mind the life So I should get an obsidian, but they're overpriced if I can get 300 gold I am by that obsidian greatsword. Okay. Is there any way you guys think I can make a quick 300 gold Bowser's in fight club at night. Where's the fight club? To win at pairs you must pair all the cars together within the time limit. Oh easy easy, dude My memory is impeccable. I'll show you bet. Hey, give me the frickin lay on me big bucks eight two a six three eight three nine Four Yeah, boys High rolls only high rolls on the chat high rolls on the book book book. We got to go for a juicy reducer here Okay, a juicy reduce you that's what I mean My brain just reset on me. Oh, no, I just forgot all I just forgot everything. Oh my my CPU crashed My frickin. Oh HDMI kicked in again again again Wait, where's the nine eight the prick wait what? Hey, oh my what is happening? I'm always good at this. What's wrong with me today? Doesn't matter Hey, we're back. We're back in the green. We're back in the green boys We're back in the green what next let's worry one extra prize briar rose hero doll. Nice That's what happens when you go max bet chat always go max bet and don't worry about your life savings 1,000 minimum Nice, okay, 3k guys listen no matter what happens here. I know you guys see me winning Big rolls. I'm down millions. Okay. I'm down millions. Okay. Do not do this. I'm down millions Okay, watch enjoy the entertainment, but I'm down millions. Okay, let's go again another 1k Okay, we'll go again. We'll go again. It's okay guys. I'm down millions. I'm colorblind chat. I can't see the red Good what nice to see you. What they scared me. Okay 10k Nice nice chat. We got 10k. You're up so much. Why not just one more? Yeah, I mean, it's not like I'm gonna be down. I can lose and I'll still be up, you know Master ax 18 I can get 18 because why would I waste and buy something cheap when I can buy something good? That's expensive, but then again obsidian greatsword. I Bind it about it about it about it. I'm seeing greatsword done Okay, we are finally ready to go out there and own just like Dark Souls for kids wait actually kind of it Okay, what I'm just one-shotting them now Man, I'm ready for Elden Ring flame augmentations weapon. I want to be that something can be them with special powers. Oh Fiery weapon do this game is actually like kind of sick I'm really enjoying fable and it's funny because like it's it's not really a kids game But it kind of it's like a this is a game for adults disguised as a kids game It reminds me a lot of Conkers and in that way, but if you start I didn't restart I went back and got upgraded my gear and Leveled and stuff because I was like doing everything with like I was basically like doing fable soul level one You guys want to be more evil? Is that better? My heart has been broken too many times. I can only let someone who really loved Have an idea. How do I equipment Red Rose use? So bad there's a bed in the middle. What is this torture? This is not what my basement looks like Dark Souls do this game It fable is basically like Dark Souls before Dark Souls, but it's also like it's like Dark Souls for kids But this is like an it's a game for adults like disguised as a kids game. It's actually sick With multi-strike is basically reckoning. How long does the multi-strike buff last? It literally crashes the game what? No Yeah, it's basically it's basically the all-time form button. Did it really said played 8.1 hours? Softlocked it. No, I'm not softlocked at 8.1 hours. I think I gotta turn down my graphics Dude, I was hyped for berserk and multi-strike dude I think we just need to not use multi-strike and berserk which sucks because those are really like the two spells that I was like Yes Yo, hello It's good to be honest. It's like it's like It's like for kids But it's actually game for adults It's like the very beginning of the game you find somebody cheating on somebody's wife I don't know I've been burned out for two years straight and I've been able to take a little break So I'm no simply for anything else And nobody stopped you no No You Know only if I I said if I they're like what would it take I said if I get the most subs ever It's not gonna happen. I don't have to worry about it. It's 283,000 It's not gonna happen zero percent chance I've seen so many things so much killing I've seen so many things What the fuck have you seen girl? Can I can I let him can I let him survive? I wonder if I can let him live. Yeah, I want to let him live. Like I want to let him live. I just like I just let my kid go No Wait, wait no, I I was cheating on my last attack. I attacked the wrong guy. Can I leave? Can I let him live? Did that work? I let him live They wanted to be evil. Yeah, but I just wanted to do whatever I want There's two mouth fights chat Dude, this stun log is so dumb in this game Like what are the last two games that I'm playing and everybody's gonna win that CC and wow for years There's nothing compared to that dude imagine if I had a if I didn't have a weapon that's good play fable 2 Maybe we'll see see if I can fit it in sometime if I really like this one. Yeah This is actually a good stopping point, isn't it? Okay, I think we'll get some good progress for the first day. Do we make some good progress for the first day? It's good It's fun. It's cozy