 Hey there friends, how's it going? My name is Kevin and today we're going to be playing some Rainbow Six Siege But we're not going to be playing it alone. We're playing it with my goose And it's been a while it has been a while since we played some Counter-Strike So some things have happened. He's formed a relationship and now they say a Mrs. Goose and not only that they've really committed They've gotten married and they've had a baby goose So I'm gonna try playing some Rainbow Six Siege with three geese on my side I don't see how anyone could stand a chance if I'm bringing my own team. Okay, they're already oh look they're saying hello They're doing their own intro. They're already kind of getting in my way We're gonna jump in before they ruin it even more. I don't want to give them more time. We're going into a ranked game I'm sure this will be fine in ranked. I am not good at siege as it is I'm out of practice and I got three geese on my side This is a winning combination, but I actually spoke to the developer and he gave me a few games that work with the Grabbing the mouse and it actually affects your aim. So we're gonna try one of those games, too But I thought just siege is such a friendly community. We're gonna start with that My screen is gonna be fucking full before we even get started. Hey guys. Hello. Can you hear me? Yeah? Fantastic, I can't hear you with all the footsteps too. Well, I'm starting to think this is gonna be a serious issue A lot of my screen is being taken up already Okay, let's see how it goes. I'm sure my teammates will understand if I'm struggling not great more pictures They're really trying to ruin my game before it even starts and all this sounds are driving me. I'm a crazy There's just constant pitter-patterns. I'm getting really concerned really concerned I can't tell if I can hear someone or if it's just the geese open what open it Okay, sorry, I can't hear you my goose is in the way You're not playing with the fucking goose on your screen. Are you know he's on to me How does he know wait for me? I can't hear on account of my goose watching stars like you Did I kill someone I think I killed someone great I think you're like a headshot, but I'm missing so much of my UI. I don't know I Think I injured him. I'm not sure I can't my goose put a lot of stuff in the way But I think he's down if you see someone come and let us know I'll shout I'm just gonna scream if he comes in. Okay. He's coming in Wait, I thought we were planting the bomb they diffused it. I was just celebrating even though they won Did they win? Oh, no, did we win? I don't know. I can't see what's going on I just have no clue even the people I can only choose like this half and I only have like three over here I didn't even know they could use gifts in this. This is even more distracting Okay, I'm just gonna follow you guys. Just tell me what to do because I'm struggling here Okay, sorry, I can't really hear anything my goose is super loud Sorry, I can't really hear my goose footsteps are so so loud. I'm scared Don't be no, I'm really scared. I can't even really see that well open your fucking eyes, mate They are open my goose is just in the way. Okay, this is just getting harder and harder. I can't see anything Who do I want to be? I've got these three as my choices I couldn't see him on my screen. Sorry Jesus Christ. I don't even know where I'm going I'm not familiar enough with the map and I have no mini map. I can't see anything Dexter Where are you? Where am I gonna hide? Okay, I'll try for you I'm dying from somewhere. I don't know where I can't tell. Oh my god. This is enough to drive you insane This is nuts. There's just so many footsteps and just visually there's too much going on How many of us are left Dexter the feck? Sorry. I didn't really know what was going on You got used I tell you what I got I got confused Oh, I tell you this guy's gonna hate me. He's been really nice so far, but I imagine I'm gonna wear on him Much like my goose. I liked him at the start. I think it's his family I don't like I don't think I'm gonna take his family to TF2. I think I'm just gonna take the goose You know, the thing is is if I hover over any of his little windows, it's like Going off the game So he keeps going out of the game on me Did I kill someone? I think yes, I got someone Got another one just me and my geese rush go in no balls left Am I getting him? Well, we did our best guys. Good job out there. It's close. I think I don't know. I can't see the score Why the fuck do I play with so many unranked and lower ranks? I mean we had them out numberage. I thought we'd win because of that No, never Well, no, I had me and my three geese. So now the interesting part. How do I quit this game? I don't know where the quit button is. Oh, shit. I think I just click keep playing I don't how do I get out to stop stop matchmaking? You know, I'm tempted to just try another one of these I feel like that was just an unlucky game. I think we almost had them I should have actually looked at the scoreboard because I got a fair amount of kills. I think all things considered Okay, I think since it's a fresh game, we're gonna get rid of all the image tabs I'll leave the text tabs. He's gonna bring out loads more anyway. So I don't think it really matters Okay, it's still an absolute mess, but this is doable. This this I can work with He has such mood swings. He's like, how are you today? You are trash at this Would you like to go out sometime? Great, the kids just starting. They're already pulling out images. They're just fucking huge if they're a bit smaller I could get over it. Oh god. Jesus. I almost banned buck and I want to play him I just couldn't see that this was the banning stage. I thought we were picking Why is he bringing out this bird in a banana hole? Suddenly brought out two of them. He's just really amazed by this. I am two to be fair. I got duck You got duck. I got goose. Do you get it? Nice. Yeah, I got it. Nice one, dude I don't think he got it One is on a bandit. All right, listen for me because I can't hear anything on account of my geese I got duck again, and I still have my geese. Do you get it? Yeah, yeah, still Nice one, dude. I like that you get it. I just realized he's saying duck by the way, not duck I didn't actually realize what he was talking about earlier. I just heard the word duck I think I killed someone. I'm not quite sure to be honest Did I shoot? Oh no, I shot him, but I didn't kill him. God damn it. Get out of my way goose. Not now I mean ideally not ever, but like especially not now. Oh god. We're running out of time I I never know what's going on with the time or how many people are dead or whatever even though I can't see that There's just too much going on. I don't know what's happening. My bad. My bad. No, believe me. That was my bad Sorry about that. Hey, Kevin. Have you ever heard of a series called house? What did you say? Sorry? I didn't hear you. Have you ever heard of a series called how to annoy? No, I don't think so. On TV? No, it's on. It used to be on machinima years ago when uh college It was stored like really popular. Oh, I used to watch machinima, but no, I didn't I don't remember that one I am on machinima I don't believe you here, dude. You actually sound like the guy so much. Oh dear. It's starting to get serious again There's a lot of geese. I've got so much going on at once. I'm trying to win this game I'm trying to not get distracted by my many geese and their pictures and I'm trying to pretend I'm not myself Okay, see he died somehow and I don't even know I killed him because I can't see the kill feed Here we go. I'll nade them to avenge my friend That didn't work at all. All right Oh sugar, that's me, isn't it? All right guys, be my ears because I can't hear anything Sorry, I didn't know where the bombs were My fault. I'm doing shit. No, honestly, this is all me and my geese's fault. I feel bad I'm kind of afraid to look at the score. Let's take a little peek. Oh, no, it's best. We don't see that We're gonna leave that hidden Wait, what why are you saying? No, I'm multi. Oh, sorry. I didn't realize I can't see what anyone is playing as It's okay. These people are the most understanding people I've ever played with in siege In both games everyone's just so nice. God. I think when I finish this game I'm actually not gonna know what it's like to just be in silence I think the silence will be deafening because I'm getting so accustomed to hearing these little pitter-patterns now Uh, I did something. I don't know what it was but I got plus 20 Who's useless call outs ever? Oh, he's already dead. Okay. Well, I I was there moral support and all that I did give that call out This is gonna be extremely difficult like even to deploy my traps because the the game just doesn't want to work It wants me to click on these stupid images. No, not you your honor. I'm sorry I want to save you buddy. I just be my ears crawl into me. Come on. Crawling crawling. What button is it? How do I revive you crawl over here? Oh my god, I can't revive Okay Sorry, dude, I couldn't remember the button. I don't think I could revive you from in there Oh, that was a good shot. I'd assume. I don't know. I couldn't really see it. All right. No worries We'll get them next time. Come on next round is ours. No, no, no, it's not because we have officially lost Okay, rainbow six is really hard to play with three geese. All right. Come on goose You're getting a divorce and you're abandoning your child. We're gonna play some team fortress instead. Oh my god silence. Thank you Oh my god That was driving me insane. I didn't realize how nice silence was this almost feels weird now. I having most of my screen back I I don't know. I kind of grew accustomed to looking through a tiny little people Oh god I'm good without my screen completely blocked. Look at this. Oh, no. All right. Not that good Oh god. Here he comes. Here he comes. Oh the fantastic Oh, Jesus christ and then I'm shooting myself and everything. Don't worry. I got your back as long as my goose doesn't grab me Wait, that scout is not moving fast enough to be a scout. Also the enemy medic was healing him Not for fuck's sake. This spike keeps getting me and they're not even sneaky. Wait. Oh, you got swapped team Okay, well, I guess he's not gonna get me anymore at least I felt a little bad So I let him have his wife back I just don't want to split up a family like that like fair enough. Take away the kids, but I'm not a home wrecker You know, what is minecraft trying to talk to me? I could see he's talking on the bottom right, but I can't hear him Jesus christ. They don't stop coming. I know I'm with you. Get out of here. Fucking hell They want a blood and bodies over there. My goose doesn't even care. He's used to the bloodshed at this point No, no, no bad timing bad timing bad timing. Jesus christ this tornado. Where the hell am I? Oh god No, no, no, no. Stop moving. Stop moving. I'm trying to kill them The goose literally lost us the game I was on the objective and then he just went nuts No, no, no, no, no, no not the time not the time not the time. Oh for fuck's sake No, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no. I'm standing on explosives. God damn I mean, I didn't get hit so maybe he saved me. I don't know. All I know is if he did it wasn't intentional No, no, no, no, no, no, there's a fire right there Oh god, I'm on fire now You fucking goose. It sounds so playful. I'm like, oh you little goose, but it's just because he's a literal goose Like I want to cook and eat him No, no, no, no, no I'm killing myself now. Great. You see what you've driven me to your stupid goose He's saying stuff like I don't know who needs to hear this, but you're doing amazing and I can't help but feel It's sarcasm. Oh wait, maybe because it's hungry. It's like feed me complimentary twice and now wants food No, no, no, no, no He must be so confused why I was on fire and I just started spinning in circles We're about to lose and I'm just here on fire spinning in circles like this is fine Like I spend so much time dead because he's fecking me over and he never does it when I'm dead Only when I'm alive. All right, come on final push. We can do this everyone No, no, no, hold on. We can do this Oh fuck sake. We can't do this He saw we were making a great push for victory and he put a stop to it fast Oh goose. I'm sorry to break this to you. I really am but I think we need to break up. Honestly, it's not you It's your wife. Honestly. I don't think this uh three-way relationship is working out I could handle one of you, but both of you together are just a disaster Oh, but I hope you enjoyed this was fun though. It's fun to mess around with I also met some really nice people in rainbow six siege, which is rare Honestly, especially twice in a row since when does that happen? But I hope you did enjoy the video if you want to see more of me and my goose Do let me know just suggest a game that might be fun and I'll take a look through the comments and whatnot But uh, yeah, I hope you enjoyed I appreciate you watching as always and I hope to see you next time