 Hey there friends, how's it going? My name is Kevin and today we're playing Landlord's Super. The game that's gonna put me in the position of Landlord and everyone else in the position of wanting to be evicted. They're gonna be begging to be evicted. Anything to get out of the contract. What is this music? I don't know which hurt more. Alright, I'm gonna click new game because I don't understand the menu and I'm hoping I understand the game a bit more. Okay, this game is already depressing. I can't skip it. It's just coming up with depressing words. The song sounds depressing and I don't know that the whole place seems to be coated in oil, which I'm not too disappointed by. I mean, I like oil. WD-40 does everything. Well, this is bloody terrifying. Is this graphics on the max? What is happening? Oh my God, that was so jarring. Okay, I can turn off TV set. Thank God. Why the hell would you want this on? It looks fucking awful. Oh my God, you can even swap over this, whatever this is. I can't even read it. Alright, let's turn that off and motion blur off as well. I'm pretty sure there's still some motion blur there. Yeah, there's a lot of motion blur there. Pretty sure half the viewers just got sick. Okay, I think we're good. Everything is not as blurry as it used to be. Can I hit this old man? Oh, he caught me. Why is his voice just the worst hand in Scrabble ever? He's trying to break into this place. Is this my place or is this? I don't have the key for it if it's my place. Well, my caravan's right next to it. Wait, I found the keys in a letter. I don't understand what is happening. Okay, maybe they weren't the keys. Maybe there were keys for something else. I don't know. Why did I just unzip myself? I think I'm peeing. Yeah, I'm peeing. He doesn't seem to mind. Sorry, dude, you're my territory now. I've marked you. Okay, I zipped myself up again. Good. I don't know how just kind of happened. Why do I feel like I'm playing like a zombie game? I'm just running around with my hands out. Oh, Jesus Christ. We might have to exchange insurance details or just drive through me. That's fine too. Hey, we may have to exchange insurance details. Oh, I'm in your car now. All right, I'm in your car. Thank you for the carpool. Now I'm really far from my home. I found this chair, though. I can't throw it over the fence. Why am I wet? Am I peeing again? There's a lot of junk here. Maybe I can take some of this back. Scrap value 20, scrap value 30, 50 cent. Why does no one want a moldy cushion? All right, I'm taking the fridge. Off we go all the way back up the road. God, the day really turned nasty in the two seconds. It took me to come over here. Pretty sure everyone that's watching this. That's British is like, yeah. Sounds about right. Okay, I've brought home the fridge. Can I just block him in? I'll build a wall around him. This is the property. One Lakeside Road, Sheffingham. That's a very British name. West Berklands. Okay, where could that be? I'd say we could just get an Uber, but I'm really like in the negative here when it comes to money. Job center. We can help you with job hunting. That sounds like a good idea for a person with no money. Yeah, that sounds like a smart thing to do. I can get a bus, Sheffingham Lakeside. I'm at Lakeside. I want to go to Sheffingham. 10 cent fare. Yeah, I can do that. I think. No, I couldn't. Okay, this is the area where my house is in. Oh, hello. Do you have a job for me? So glad I'm playing a game set in the UK because they have similar weather to us and they have the same complexion. So now you can see I'm normal. This is it's not me just being weirdly pale for some reason. Everyone is look at him. All right, this guy says there's a job in the job center for a driver. So I should probably look for the job center. Oh, there we go. That was easy. It's just staring like, come on. Someone dropped something in construction. We got unassigned. There's one job available, dude. Beggars cannot be choosers. Pay limitless earning potential. Wow. That sounds promising, especially since he spelled potential wrong. All right, I will take the job. Oh my God, you scared me. He just jumped out on me. That's my job. That is well. It's my job now. There's limitless earning potential. He's desperate. Give us that job. Hey, what are you going to give me for it? He'll give me a punch in the nose trying to shake me down. Well, then I'm keeping it booster for you pal. God, I do a good British accent. All right. I work for you now. You got a clean license. I don't think I have a license actually find someone who can. I'll make it work your time. Oh, fantastic. I know someone. Um, oh no, dude. Where were you? Hold on. I've had a change of heart. In fact, I've grown a heart. I didn't have one before, but now I really want to give you this job. Why do people even have cars if you can run even faster than the cars? You can go like I'm sidestepping right now and I'm like faster than the car. Oh Jesus. Well, I do pack a punch. That is one downside of running along the road instead of driving. I can kind of understand the motivation to buy a car now. Would he be in the pub? Oh wait. I think I came in the wrong entrance. Uh, it's like really it took my job and you're working here now too. Just to berate me. You ain't going to regret this. Thanks a bunch pal. No problem. It's like I always say. If you can just about struggle to accomplish something, never do it for free. Oh, it's a favor. They're giving me a skip and I can fill it with junk and they'll give me money. I hope your shop sells old broken down fridges because why have I got a deal for you? Oh Jesus. Oh, now you stop. You see, I would have been dead. You are. Come on. Is this the place I bought? Is that my horse? Oh my God, there's a person there. That's scary. Jesus, you are terrifying. You don't even have shoes on. Okay. Where is this property? Lakeside Road, Sheffingham. How do I find it? I'm at Sheffingham. So I just need wait. Hold on. Lakeside is in Sheffingham. Oh God. Okay. I'll go back. I'll just walk though. 20 minute walk apparently. That's fine. It's good weather by British standards. So there you go. All right. Is this the skip driver? Did I die or fall asleep? I got hit and run. I'm really sleepy. I found you collapsed from exhaustion. So you just ignored the tire max going across my face. Oh poor buggers. Exhausted. Who even is this? Who found me? Let's just ignore that. Part-time pot washer wanted. I could do that. Visit the job center. Okay, perfect. He's still trying to break in. He's been there for a day now. I don't know if I should even be that worried. He seems like the worst robber since home alone. And honestly, I don't know if it's even mine. I think this is the site. Oh wait. Yeah, it is. I can see the house. I don't know why I'm craning my neck up. It doesn't change anything. But I don't seem to have the key for it. Unless the key is in here. No, it's not in my pants. There we go. I just picked up the fridge. I can still kind of see my screen. How do I put it in there? Wait, I can't even put it in. I want to get rid of it. It'll give me money. This is a fucking joke. I'm pissed. All right. Maybe that'll work. Oh, well, now my fridge is flying away. This is the worst day ever. It's gonna leave it there. I think it just found its new home. He still just has piss stains all over him for God's sake. Good try. It was a really good throw to be fair. That was close. All right. Try again. There you go. All right. We got something in there. I'm going to head into town to try and get that job. I don't know how to access the site. I know I can't find my key. This guy's still waiting like, No, construction jobs going to come through eventually. Four pounds per hour. That seems like it's ripping me off, but I don't really have any options here. Wait, where was the job? I did not pay attention to where the job was actually located. The anchor tavern. Wait, didn't I work there yesterday? I did. I'll take a point of landlord there first before I get the job. They're a bit short, aren't you? Well, there's no need to bring height into this. I'm not taking a drink here then. I'll take my business elsewhere. She's like, no, I mean, you have literally no money. I have a problem now. Now that I said that I wanted a drink instead of bringing up the job the first time, I can't bring up the job again. I just have, what are you serving and nothing by? That's the only option I have and I'm supposed to get a job here. I think I've broken the game already and I don't just mean by sending a fridge into orbit. Yeah, I should go see Tamsen at the anchor tavern, but I can't interact with her. It's not there. Please give me the job. What if I just come in and start washing dishes without getting the interview? Oh, God damn it. I'm trying to wash everything, but I'm getting performance anxiety. Fine. I'll be back for another job interview some other time. All right. Insurance fraud might be the best way for me to earn money. Oh, yes. I have four pounds for that filing cabinet. Now I can afford a pint. I'm going to the pub. What kind of a pub doesn't open till midday? It doesn't open till 12. How am I supposed to get my morning pints in before my day? Oh, I thought these were bones around the fields looking for fossils. Oh, it's 12. Time for a pint. He absolutely leaps over the table at the thought of a pint. Also, could I have a job when I'm here? Oh, I'm here at the job. Thank God. You can start now. Just head into the kitchen. Okay. And what about that pint? You know what? I'll treat myself. I'll go for a pint of the Doyle, please. Thank you very much. Am I on the clock, by the way? Just drinking a pint as I go back into wash the dishes. All right. That's down. It's I'm out. I'm out. How do I throw it away? There we go. I just finished the drink and just smash it. I don't want another one to clean. So this is your first and last warning. What? Now she won't let me work. I'll not be having any old soak working in the kitchen. Now you see. Well, you already gave me the job. We agreed. No backsies. Yeah. I'll have another pint, please. Thank you. Just immediately smash it. Right. That's it. Out with you. I got kicked out and I'm drunk. I'm coming back in. Not a chance after what you pulled. You're barred. You are. There's left on ban equals one. God, you sure have a way with words. All right. I'll be on my way then. I better go look for scrap to get some money. I wish that fridge didn't fly away. Then I'd have 30 pounds. Then I got by lots of pints. Day three still trying to break in. All right. It must be like 1 p.m. I'm going to bed. Yeah, just at 1 p.m. I'm exhausted. I can't wait to wake up in the morning and have my morning pints. I really should have looked for some scrap yesterday. Should I attempt the fridge again? How is my hygiene 45%? It's raining. That's nature's shower. There's been three types of showers now since I started. There's nature's shower, the normal shower I had in my caravan and the golden shower I gave that man. My hygiene continues to go down. I think it's because I'm holding a fridge. Every time I pick it up, my hygiene goes down a bit. My hygiene is critical. Someone else is going to be critical when that fridge lands on them. All right. Let's try going into town and starting my first day of work for the third time. Third day in a row that it's my first day at work. I'm taking a bus there. I'm treating myself today. He's like a fiend. He's just knocking on the door constantly until they open. Please. Please open. I can see you're standing there. You know I'm here. I need my fix. Please give me my fix. You're going to behave yourself this time then? Wait, do I still have the job? I'm screwing this game up so badly. Between flying fridges and gaining and losing my job. Yes. Okay. Pot washing. I don't even have to do the task. Oh my God. Yes. Keep going. Just keep doing the task. All right. That's a hard day's work right there. I love a good pint. She's kicked me out again. I spend the whole day washing dishes, which I don't know how. I spent like 12 hours in there washing dishes, not one customer and I drink there, but I smashed my glass afterwards so that's not washable. I don't know what my guys doing. He's slacking. All right. Back to lakeside drunk and we're going to collect some scrap to earn some money. I have like 11 maybe 12 pounds at this point. So I'm in a pretty good position and I want to I want to maximize my profits here. Be handy if you could just drop off the skip for one day here and then I can just throw everything in and get the money for it. By the way, I don't know who's paying me for all this because don't you usually pay people to dump stuff? Not the other way around. There we go. I had a TV ready to go tomorrow. Maybe one day I'll find the key and actually managed to get in there. Hold on. I got to have it here somewhere. How do I access my inventory? I've been kind of distracted with drinking. Get away from my property. It's been days now. Days of me pissing on you and you still don't care. Why haven't you pissed off yet? Like I'm confused because the picture here says that this property is mine. The keys to your late uncle's property, which is the one in town. Maybe I should go there. I'm just going to sleep because the day is miserable. It's the sake. My blurry vision. Wait, why am I getting built? Oh, no, this is plus. Yes for the TV. Thank you. All right. It's not raining bit of a shower still on that guy, but no rain like this is the one in the picture. Can I access it? No. Why? Why? Why? Why? Why? What is happening? Throwing things around. Oh, yeah. That's a good point. Yeah, I love it. The same old routine every day. Stupid pub. I'll take my business elsewhere. Oh, God run away. That's flies coming off me. I stink so much. My property must be the other one. This game is so confusing. Like this is it. I just don't know how to get in. Oh, now he's just giving it to me. Fantastic. Thank you for leaving. It only took a week of pissing on you to finally just piss off. Like I said, anchor tower. And if you need anything like half the town, I'm in there most days. No one goes in there except me. I like how he turns to have one last pry at it by the way before he left. All right. This is the property. I hate it. It's just a wasteland. I'm drunk and I stink by the way. Like in real life. Just just want you to relate more to me. All right. We need some brick work. Some foundation would be nice. Oh my God. The place is a disaster. Can I just like hoard the bricks from that pub site down the street? Could I just gather them and use them here? I don't know how I'd get them back though. It's the only problem. I have to carry them one brick at a time. Right. I'm actually showering some 100% clean. It took me four showers to get that clean, but it's done. And I got to carry this thing. Remember to take it easy unless you're referring to my drink. I'm not sure what this is supposed to mean because I do nothing every day. Right. Let me head into town and see if I can get some bricks or maybe some foundation. I don't know what I'm looking for. I'm drunk. Okay. Even if I was sober, I wouldn't know how to build a house. I foundations and building materials foundation. Yeah. Two per order. Perfect. I'll take some of those plasterboard, roofing, doors, windows. Oh my God. This is going to take me ages. I mean, I'd like to work and get some money, but I'm barred from the bar now. So I can't actually do the dishes. No, don't kick me out. What if I go in the back and just stealthily start doing dishes? Do, do, do, do, do, do. Do, do, do, do, do. Yes. You have to pay me. It's illegal not to pay me for my work. I'm just washing pots all day. And I keep washing pots until I pass out. It's nighttime. Surely the bar is closed. Oh, I can't do it anymore. I don't have enough energy. It would put me in the minus. She finally realized I'm in here. Not a chance after all your, your beard. I spent all day slaving over that single pot, getting it spick and span clean. And then you kick me out. Oh yeah. My order. Can I lift this? Oh my God. I'm not, I'm not lifting them all in one by one. Can I throw them in? Okay. There we go. That landed my yard somewhere. I can hardly fucking see. Wait. This is for a new foundation? I just, I probably shouldn't have done this actually. The foundation is fine now that I think about it. I needed bricks. All right. You know what? You can take the rest back. I don't want it. I'm the worst person ever. I just need like some cement to pour over here. The foundation's fine. I think I like how there's just floating piss here now. Just glowing. Should probably get that checked. I'm just throwing them. Hopefully that'll just stay there for when I need it because I cannot be bothered doing anything else. Okay. You can go bring me back into town. I'll just stay here and I want to save the 10p a job construction. What is this? Limitless earning potential. That's what I need. Sorry. Limitless earning potential. Yeah. Looking for an open-minded individual to help move some items. This sounds shady and perfect for me. I hope I can go into the bar and actually talk to him about it. I don't know if I'm still barred or not. What do you sell? Hopefully fly repellent or something. Oh, you sell like actual tools. A pallet truck. That would be handy, but I don't have that sort of money. Winston is making a delivery. I don't care. I just want to put in an order. Oh, for fuck's sake. I would like to go to the police. They're unfairly barring me from the bar. Come on. Let me in. Long arm of the law. Yeah, right. You got the shortest arms I've ever seen. You're a T-Rex. Any people's doors open? Can I just go in and steal stuff? If anyone opens, just get ready to shout. I'm here to spread the words of the Lord. Oh, wait, there you are. He's trying to break into someone else's house now. They've condemned this place. I'd say it's about time we get in here and took our little bit. I like the way this guy thinks, except when he was trying to break into mine, then it's wrong. Okay, what do you need me to do? God, you were a lot more successful getting into that place than my place. Grab three scrap, then chuck the scrap into me wheelbarrow. Okay. I like this motion because it looks like he's constantly scratching his little index finger. He's got a little itch up there that he's got to scratch. All right, I got some scrap. There we go. What the hell? You can't just throw it in. You got to place it in. I can flung it on the ground. Is that okay? He's just like, oh my God, this guy's useless. Why did I hire him? I think it counted. What is up with the stairs here? This is some modern stairway. Space saving measures. Honestly, I don't know why you're breaking into house for this crap because it's all over the fields. You can just pick it up anywhere. I'll get the money to you by post first thing tomorrow. I do not trust you, but I will await your check. Not much else going on around here today. The anchor tavern is open for midday. Oh no, I'm barred. So it doesn't matter. Even he's like, if I were you, I'd just go to bed. What a depressing town. It's not even midday. They're like, if I were you, I'd just give up for the day. Where can I get a crowbar so I can break into houses? Can I buy it from that shop? Sorry for leaving your door open earlier, but do you sell crowbars? There's a sledgehammer. I don't suppose I can use that. Can I imagine that would go to my house rather than me carrying it around with me? Like, I'll try it anyway. Yeah, buy one sledgehammer. Now, I'll be back. I just got straight up to the neighbor's houses. Doesn't seem to be working. In fact, your house sounds kind of hollow. The church, what about that? The house of God should have a lot of things to rob. I can't get in. Oh, he's yawning. Even the thought of going to church and he's getting bored. Scaling the church. Got a bit of Assassin's Creed in this game, don't you? Oh, no. Oh, that did not sound good. I landed on the spiked fence and then fell down here. Oh, I get home now. You just steal their ladders. That's pretty handy, actually. It might be handy to have a ladder around the house. All right. Well, it doesn't look like I can get into these houses. Oh, here comes another car. Oh, it didn't do anything. Oh, he just fell asleep on the bridge. Money. Yes. That is a lot of fucking writing. So did he not pay me? He just gave me a wheelbarrow. I mean, it's handy to be fair. I actually really like it. This is better than being paid. I like it a lot. Just bring it inside. If you're called, they are called. Bring your barrels inside, people. Wait, I have a toilet? Oh my God, I've just been busy on the floor outside. All right, let's get some bricks and some cement. Winston's making delivery. You still won't sell to me. And he just says, I, they love their vowels. Right. Let me, let me go back and talk to the truck driver. Maybe I can just tell him to fuck off. Like all the stuff is off the truck. Why do you keep coming here? I'm finished. You can go on out. You're some Egypt. You've been coming back every day just for me to give you the go ahead. Like I'm not your boss. Winston's making a delivery. Oh, fuck off. Jesus. Throw a shoe at him and run away. I think my barrel is stuck. Oh, here they got it. I just couldn't use the barrel at all. I just wheel it out. It's nice and sunny today. Get some showering flies to drive me a bit mad. All right. There's no driver here today. So I should be able to buy stuff now. Yes. Okay. I can buy again. Can get me some bricks. Red brick. Yes. Perfect. Some red brick. Probably going to need some cement as well. Right. And, and a trowel probably cement. I can't afford it. Oh my God. I don't have enough money for this kind of thing at all. Who knew fixing a property could take so much cash. Your title funds. Remember to check the job center between you and me. I've seen the house number nine is having their back patio done and they happen to just have the supplies you're after. Oh, he's telling me to do the foundation. I'm just all over the place. I don't know what I'm doing. Sometimes I'm like, oh, I should do the foundation. Then the next day I'm like, no, I don't want to do the foundation. I want to do brick work foundation. It's fine. Number nine. Number nine. Number nine. Where are you? Number nine. Ah, Jesus. Number nine. Number nine. Ain't go around the back. He, he, he, he, he. What's this gravel? I don't need this gravel thrown over the wall just cause I don't need it. Cement. Okay. Perfect. This is going to use a lot of my energy here. I am. Is there any way I can get my barrel here? Walk with the bag of cement walk all the way home. Well, it worked. I got my cement. Oh my God. There are my bricks. How am I supposed to unload all of that? I actually don't need the bricks right away. So if you could just keep coming back every single day until I give you the go ahead. That would be great. I'm going to try and walk there with my wheel barrel. Hold on. Come on. Please. Please. Yes. Walked all the way to town with my barrel. Ah yes. Nice eerie silence. Just the sound of my footsteps and my squeaky wheel barrel. I don't know if it's such a good idea to steal one item and then come back with my wheel barrel and steal the rest. They're probably on the lookout. But you know what? My house will be built on bad ideas. In you go. Now we got some spikes here for the foundation. I don't really need them, but I guess they don't now either cause I've stolen the rest of their stuff. All right. Is that balanced well enough? Looks good to me. Don't suppose you have tools anywhere do you? Lying around. I found a glove, but I don't think it fits me. Did I just hit myself with that somehow? Not exactly a stealthy getaway. The fact my wheel barrel is making this noise. Now you know what? Take the bus to bring my wheel barrel onto the bus with all this stolen supplies. Thank you, bus driver. Okay. Do I have everything I need? I think I need the cement mixer to actually mix it. Hammer and nails and a cement mixer and a bucket. Aggregate cement sand. Oh my God. I'm going to need more stuff at the time. I like how the menacing music is playing. They know I'm going back to steal more stuff. All right. I just took everything this time. Instead of trying to be nice and just taking what I need, I'm taking everything. All right, hammer. Do I get nails as well? Nails included. All right. Purchase one of those. I need a bucket. Purchase one of those. Now I just need a cement mixer. I think and powers 12 pounds. Okay. I can go work for that. I don't like working, but I can. Can I just balance that on top? All right. Stay there. I get bored waiting for the pub to open. Okay. Then please open. I need a job so I can buy a cement mixer. Then I'm good to go. Such a menace. Come on. What time is it? It's got to be open soon. I need drink. I mean job. Sorry. Open. Come on. Shatter the door. I'm going to get barred before I even get in. Oh, no. He's getting out. Hide. Hide. Oh, more cement and sand here. I can just steal things from all over town. 12 o'clock. Drink time. Oh, wait. Yeah, I got to do the job. I got to stop wasting my money on drink. Okay. I think that's enough. All right. I'm going to go. My guy's just sweating constantly. Like, I don't think he's good for a job in anywhere that serves drinker food. Yes. Mine. Wait, I'm mixing. Oh, that doesn't look good at all. I guess they got to bring this home and I'll come back for my other stuff. You know what? I trust this not to be stolen. I don't trust the other stuff not to be stolen. I'll take that first. I mean, mainly because I stole it. So I think they might steal it back. Just on the bus with a wheelbarrow full of stolen sand, concrete and gravel. This poor guy's still trying to make his delivery, but I just won't accept it. Stop yawning. Your day has just begun. We need to lay the foundation now. Oh, my God. No, he's exhausted. All right. Fine. Look at him. Look at his shadow. He arms out. He really is like a zombie. It's raining. Okay, good. That'll fill up my bucket. Might be faster to just turn on the water though. If I have water, do I have water? You know what? It's working. It's working. I'll just pour in the stuff. Okay, there we go. I got my foundations down. Do I hammer it now? Who knows what I'm hammering this nail into? I just hammered a nail into it that's securing nothing. This wood is all rotten, but you know what? That's fine for a foundation. There we go. Now let's just hammer that in. Just get right down next to it. There we go. Not covering the whole thing and held in by one and a half nails. That's good enough for me. I don't know what kind of mix I should be doing. I'm just going to go with my own mix. There we go. And they're just filled with water as well. This is going to be the worst concrete ever. I just randomly mixed it. All right, that's going to be a very runny concrete. I just pour the bucket out. All right, mix it up. Weak concrete. Yeah, it'll do as long as it's still classified as concrete. Is that going in? I'm out. I'm out. Did I even get any in there? All right, dump all. There we go. Oh my God, that didn't look good. One bag of this. A bag of that. And I'll leave that out overnight and I'll get some sleep when it's raining. Okay, that does not work. It's filling extremely slowly. I was supposed to put in five liters of each of these and then 24 liters of water. I've put in four times the recommended of them and I'm going to put in a quarter of the amount of water because it's taking so slow right now. Mix that up, please. This is not going to mix. It's just going to be powder. Oh, it's filling though. Yes, it did it. I did it guys. Look, it's done. Trying to empty my bladder on it to just add more water, but it's not working. I'm sleeping till tomorrow. Look at that. It's lovely. It hardly even sticks out. It looks like a professional did it. It looks great. I'm so happy with that. Well, that's a hard month's work. I did one square foot of work, but I am happy. Look at that. I'm really making this crack house a crack home. I hope you enjoyed. Need any DIY tips? Come to me. I'm glad to help. 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