 Hey there, friends! How's it going? My name is Kevin and today we're playing something a little bit different. It's called Cube World, and this game came out many years ago, I guess around the height of Minecraft's popularity, or I guess the first height, because it got popular again recently, but look, don't complicate my story, okay? I liked it, and then all of a sudden the devs disappeared, it stopped getting updates. We're gonna jump in and take a look at what the game is like now, and we'll see how we do. Alright, what's the coolest looking? Alright, definitely him. I don't know how to, like, accept. There's things over there that I want to go kill, but I don't know how to do this. Okay, please don't give me that much of a close-up. What is happening? Am I being stupid here, or is there no way to do this? Oh wait, am I supposed to put in my name down there? Oh my god, that is not obvious at all. My name's gonna be Big Man. Perfect. Okay, now we're ready to go. That was a struggle in itself just to create a character. Hello, I'm ready to fight you. Am I winning? Alright, they don't want to talk with me. Let me walk away. Let's interact with the villagers. God, I'm so small. I could just walk right in their window. Are you a child? No, it's okay. I can't tell because, you know, my scale isn't helping. Oh look, dogs. Hello doggy. Okay, there we go. The horses are dead. The villagers must be very confused what my problem is. Well, let's not talk about it. Best to just leave these problems fester and escalate. Okay, actual evil things. Oh god, they're pissed, they're pissed. Sorry, I don't mean to, like, profile you or anything. You just look evil. Alpha dog. I'm a bit of an alpha myself. My name's Big Man. He said I look strange. That's not very nice. What the hell are these now? Everything's just attacking me constantly and Jesus, they killed me. God, I really didn't think it would be the land jellyfish that would take me out of all the things I've fought. Oh, I'm blaming someone's house. I think my guy's just a peeping dog. Sorry, a peeping big man. I have a new cat. I love it. Oh god, I hope it's not the one I killed. Oh, I can zoom in and find these rocks. Oh, okay. Okay, that's where I died. I almost made it. All right. I didn't realize I could zoom in. Okay, I might be able for this quest after all. Hey kid, would you like to come with me? Oh, there's like a hot air balloon. Oh my god, there's a blimp. What the hell is this game? I gotta see what's dropping down. This is all so mysterious. Oh my god. I think they're like special forces. Oh my god. No, no, no, no, no. Climb away. Scale the cliffs. Are they evil? Why would they attack me? I look evil too. Oh no. Oh no. Dude, please. I died to land jellyfish. Oh my god, they've got guns and shit. What the hell? This doesn't seem fair. That's slaughtering all the villagers off in the distance. All right, maybe that quest wasn't for me. Do you have anything else for me to do? All right, I'm supposed to go to this lake. So let's go the opposite way east. You know what they say? If at first you don't succeed, try one more time. But that's it. Give up immediately afterwards. Oh, a little mole. Very nice. Time to get this mole removed. Kill him. Oh god, he's all so strong. Run away. Run away. No, no, no, no, no bees. Bees and molds are teaming up to fight me. Oh my god. What the hell is up with that Chad bee? Why do you even have wings? You're the fastest land animal known to man. No, please feck off. Please. Seriously. I've come so far for this possessed insect guard. Look at his health. I'm the protagonist and I have 200 health. You have four and a half thousand. Okay, I'm at the lava lake that I'm supposed to be at, but this thing is still chasing me. Please. Could you just jump in the lava and kill yourself? Just this one favor. It's all I ask. Oh, oh good. There's a dwarf. No, stop running in circles. Just just attack him. Please. Yes, I know the lava lake is full of danger. Blah, blah, blah. There you go. My hero. I think he's immune. I don't think he can die. I think he's an essential character. Oh god, I think the insect guard might be too. He's not damaging him. All right. You know what? I'll leave you to it. Oh, boys will be boys. Oh my god. What the hell are these imps? I'm a dwarf. Come on. We got to see eye to eye here. Like literally. It's the same eye, you know? All right. Never mind. The funniest jokes are always the ones that are explained. Uh-oh. Uh-oh. No, no, no, no, no. What if I just bring them all back to this dwarf? Will they be distracted? There we go. Okay. Now they're all attacking him. Perfect. Let's continue on our mission. Can you help me? No. Oh, that's so sad. Okay. That's one destroyed at least. Come on, boys. Let's do some laps. Are you ready to get fit? He's still over across the lake in that fight. All right. I'll keep doing what I'm doing. There we go. Another one gone. Are we good? Did I destroy them all? Hey, I'm back for more instructions. Oh, thanks a lot. Thank you for all these. Trying to pick up everything. There we go. I got the book. All right. Best of luck, buddy. I'm sure you'll be fine. Oh, finally. People shorter than me. Okay. These are actual children, I think. Oh, no, they're just about the same height. You look like a treasure hunter. Oh, no, no, they're often confused. I actually look like a coward. All right. I need to look for another quest. I'm the bravest warrior in all the land, assuming that there are no other warriors. So I really need to do my duty here. Hello, folks. Do you need some help? Oh, Jesus Christ. Are they evil? No, they're not okay. Oh, he's in love with me. I don't know. I'll talk at once. I don't know what you're saying. I discovered something at a graveyard. Okay. Oh, God, you're all giving me too much information. One of them's talking with chocolate ice cream for some reason. Okay, so he said go to a graveyard. There's a book or something. I don't know. Graveyard. There we go. Oh my God. Jesus. No, don't attack me. You know, this is the most realistic game I've ever played. It just really makes me feel how I do in real life. Scared and afraid of everything. Oh, what the hell? I was calling my pet, but I don't think I have one. Oh, no, I'm just going to attract things to kill me for some reason. The only things that find me attractive are things that want to kill me. But look, I'm here. I'm here at the graveyard now. So it's a fitting place to die at least. What am I even doing here? I can't remember what my quest is. Hey, can you help me? Let's say I'm just watching. The graveyard is full of skeletons. Yeah, I'm not stupid. I know. Let's destroy the bone piles. Okay, you keep destroying the skeletons and all for fexing. This seems disrespectful. Like, can we just let them rest in peace, please? This works really well, actually. I'm coming up with little tricks to get past these things without actually, you know, being good at fighting. There you go. Okay, deal with all of them. She's still asking for help. Okay, I think this might be the last one. Oh, no. No, they killed me. Oh my God, they killed me on the last fucking one. Oh, why couldn't she help me? Come on. After all I've done for her. And why did it bring me all the way back here to be buried and revived? Why couldn't I just be revived at the graveyard itself? Oh my God, look at him scale his mountain like it's fucking nothing for the size of him. That is extremely impressive. Oh, for fex's sake. Why does everything want me dead? Please feck off. At least until I get to one of my friends at the graveyard who can beat you up. Ooh, what's that building? It has something inside, but I don't know how to get inside. I could climb the little wall somehow. It's entirely smooth, but my guy doesn't mind that. No, I can't get in there. I'll come back when I have some explosives or something. It's probably some religious tower or something like that. All right, I'm back. Thanks for all that backup you gave me. Don't hate me. Can you help me? Oh, you weren't there for me in my time of need. There we go. That's I think the last one dealt with. Where the hell did she run off to? She's just gone. Oh my God, you're against me too? Jesus Christ. I thought you'd help me. Look, there's some radishes up here you can fight. God, what the hell have they been spraying the crops with? It's terrifying. No, they're all just getting up on me. Fantastic. Great. The others have accepted that I will die to radishes. They're just leaving. They don't want my loot or anything. They just want me dead. She's in the building and I'm... No, don't drop the loot in there. I'm not allowed to go in that building. What? I'm so upset. She's dropped all the loot in there. All right, I'm getting some of it, but I want the book. I'm coming in. Yeah, hear me. I did all that work for nothing. It's so upsetting. I appreciate it. Yeah, but not enough to bring the presents outside. Yes, I got it. Rare book of crafting. I wonder do I have enough money to buy a pet? That's all I want. I am close to the Varlin Sanctuary, so I guess I'll go there first. The hell is a Varlin? All right, Varlin Sanctuary. Surely the name Sanctuary implies peace, right? In fact, they want to attack me. Stupid human. Why are you like this? He's got so much feckin' health. He's got double axes. I'm dealing with a feckin' viking. I could sleep. Can you attack me if I sleep? Oh, you bitch. Where's the honor in that, huh? I'm starting to feel like I'm not the protagonist. So I think this is what it feels like to be an NPC. I think that guy was the protagonist. He's doing a little dance for me. Paul Dark and handsome, but enough about me. Can you tell me where to get pets? Okay, we got a lot of shops here, but which one sells pets? Don't you have a pet? No, god damn it. Oh, he's a carpenter. Don't even need a car. I need a pet. What? Where did he go? That's for the feck's sake. You're right through. I'm sleeping in his bed. That'll show him for disappearing into thin air. He's like, bending down to pet the cat when the cat is physically bigger than him. Oh, no, don't crawl on his wall. I want to just open it. There you go. Why don't you sell pets? Why do you sell bubblegum? No one wants that. Oh my god, that's an eagle. Jesus Christ, it's huge. Don't pet the thing. It'll eat you in one bite. Why does this sheep look like a cloud? I wouldn't mind a sheep as a pet. That feels like it would be manageable. I just don't want the pet to be more dominant than me. And if I got something like an eagle, they would be. I need a sheep. Okay, so apparently you don't just buy pets. You need to find them. And if I get cotton candy, a sheep would like me. Can I find a shop with cotton candy? Seems wrong to be feeding a sheep that, but oh well. I'll spoil it. And it'll love me forever. It's got a sugar cube or bubblegum. What animals like those? Collies like those. So I'll take some bubblegum. I shouldn't feed a tall bubblegum. That's a bad idea. Nothing likes eating bombs, unfortunately. How the hell am I supposed to find a collie? What else likes bubblegum? Maybe a child. Would you like to come with me? Just give the child some bubblegum. Scottish Terrier. No, that's not what I need. I need a collie. I'll just continue to let them get slaughtered by those plane runners. Some sort of road runner thing. Oh my God, they're fast. I'm getting out of here. Oh, horses. Oh, actually, I don't think I want a horse if they behave like that. Uh, there's something wrong with that horse. Maybe he's trying to pin the tail on the donkey, huh? Maybe that's what he's doing. No, I'm actually really scared. I just, this is not the time for jokes. Oh, what's up there? That looks like a place a dog would live. Maybe I should go take a look. Hello. What is this? It's just a fucking museum or something with info about the place. I don't care about that. I want it like a castle. Oh my God, more paratroopers. What the hell is this game? Oh my God, how did I do that? Climb, climb, climb. Yep, yep, almost there, almost there. Yep, come on. Oh, there you go. The hell is going on down there? Right, I'm near the rocks where I'm supposed to be. I didn't even mean to come here. Oh, Jesus. Okay, didn't mean to do that either. Okay, I'm surrounded by bad guys or good guys. I don't know if I'm a bad or a good guy yet. I need help. It sure looks like it, but you know what, I'm not the person to give it to you. They're all just screaming for help. Look, I just don't want to get involved. I'm literally just looking for a dog. Hi, doggy. For some reason, crabs eat strawberry cocktails. Blood orange juice. Okay, mosquitoes like that. I'll take it. I'll take anything at this point. Oh, snails really. I wish I could feed them some salt. Maybe then he'd love me or at least fear me. It's almost as good. Waffles they're selling now. Great. I think I saw a terrier and they eat waffles. This game is so weird. Who knows what direction I set off in earlier? I'm not even 100% if I saw a terrier, to be honest. I know I saw Scottish terriers, but they're very different. They want croissants and they have an accent. Why can't I own you? You're so cute. Is it because I'm ugly? Is that it? All I'm finding is chickens, which honestly would be the perfect pet for me, given that I've run from everything, but I don't have the thing to make them my pet. I would gladly take one. I'll take anything, just one company. Whoa, would you look at that? That's the finest dog house I've ever seen. Rokul's Tower. Oh, I hope Rokul is a terrier or a collie. I can get either of those. Oh my God. Oh my God, Rokul. What weird shit are you into? What is going on in here? Oh no, I'm being chased by it. What is that? A chilling? What is that? All right, climb. Climb. Go, go, go, go, go. Oh no. Oh no. Oh no. Oh no. Oh Jesus. Oh my God. There's something called a devourer over there who I know I do not want to mess with. This is a bad idea. This is a bad idea. This is a bad idea. I shouldn't be here. I'm looking for a dog. Oh Rokul, please. I was just looking for a fucking dog. And you got your army of vegetables to attack me. I feel like I'm proud of a children's show encouraging kids to eat vegetables and I'm like gum disease or something. I like that the food is listed under pet so it's like a waffle is my pet. You know what? I'll take that as a win actually. I will accept that as a win. I found a harp. What? To access sealed areas. Oh, okay. Play that fucking music. Boy, it's not working. Okay, it worked. It liked my funky music. I received something or other. Great. Actually, I have a lot of health now. It's going up to 900. Ladies and gentlemen, my work here is done. Big man can go off on his own now. He's ready. They grow up so fast. He might be big man, but he'll always be my little boy. I think we're going to end it there. That was fun though. That was a bit of a blast from the past because I played this game many years ago and it first came out. I'm going to say like 2011, but I might be wrong. Something around there. But I hope you guys enjoyed the video. But yeah, we're going to end it there. Thank you very much for watching, folks. If you want more of me, I post every day, but I also stream over on Twitch. My link is in the description. And yeah, other than that, I'll just say thanks for watching. I appreciate you. And I hope to see you next time. Bye for now.