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You can tell he lost some weight Don't count me out how much you lost I can look at your face and I can tell you Just not too much. I said, I'm telling anybody 40 something pounds but I I really just lost it in my stomach because I was shit and it's like two days really shit crazy and My lower back was hurting a little bit. So I can't really work out like that Rather than that I've been good and my symptoms and everything was like really mild And I ain't get like all fucked up in anything. I guess that that covee shot really works What the fuck is the covee shot? What everybody began a vaccine covee What? That's not what it's called. It's called the COVID vaccine. Oh Covina though the covee shot. So listen, you had you had diarrhea and lower back pain Yeah, diarrhea lower back pain like more of soreness. It was like I did a leg day and I did that Back day for like, you know, too too long that day. There's my back was a little sore But other than that, I've been I've been chilling now. I'm saying nothing crazy. My breathing is good. Thank God Hmm, I know that put a lot of people down on one of my dudes I just found out he was in a in the hospital for three months And he's on a breathing machine right now for 24 hours and he got diabetes off of a respirator He ain't get diabetes from COVID. He probably had diarrhea diabetes already Diabetes from COVID bro. Oh, he said he have diabetes and he said after all this happened Now he got diabetes and everything. I was like, he sounded me like he ain't never been to a doctor till he got COVID And when he and when he went to the doctor the doctor let him know everything that he's been ducking So how long for you not to be able to go to the doctor for you to know you ducking so I mean a lot of people don't go to the doctor man, especially men and then when and then when they go they They got all types of stuff going on with their body. Yeah. Yeah, y'all listen men go get their car service more And they go get their body service. That's fact That's fact my leg has been hurting for months And listen, I've been going to the doctor for everything but my I ain't talking about this No, I'm serious man. I don't know if I pulled something I had to have pulled something yo Because it just be hurting in like the hamstring area. I'm like man. What the hell did I test something? But it's just like I haven't been to the doctor for it But I've been to the doctor for other shit It just feel crazy to see what's wrong with me. What's wrong with me? I got to go to the doctor for Um I got my tooth my tooth. I should have been with her dentist for a long time, bro Burn it up. Come on, man. You had that root kandah for months for years, bro He did you had that you remember when that girl told you that shit outside of bb kings that I'm gonna tell you this right now It's a lot of things in life. I never would tell charlotte that I know The people love me too. They love charlotte, but people love me too. They're like, I'm gonna tell you this charlotte told me to do this Just act like they'll say that's a lie Listen, charlotte tells all these people to try this Tell you you don't think they tell me yo She was in the car and she was like look man. I love wax man, but his breath I said what you mean? She was like his breath is humming. I said yo, you got to tell him I said what kind of sister would you be if you And I sat there and watched her lovingly walk up the wax Whisper in his ear and waxes nodded his head like no doubt Then he went into the corner store got some gum some mouthwash Like you spoke to you know what i'm saying And somebody tell you under arms thing you don't walk around the fuck there. Okay. I'm gonna stick a stick all day Go get some fucking deodorant Fix the problem. Listen, how was y'all weak otherwise though? Okay, I don't kind of hurt me because I can't see my son is like I'm really locked up You know what I'm saying? My son is like He sees me. He want to run to me come in and I can't even see I can't do nothing. So you should be done now. All right Yeah, um, they just came at 10 30. So Take four hours for me to know about my tests and almost likely I will be the negative. So okay What about you shows? I'm just fucking tired Same, you know, it's so crazy. I was I've been getting great rest. I've been getting great rest. I've been catching up on shit I watched shang chi I ain't seen shang chi I've been reading will smith's book Yeah, what do you think about that? What do you think about will smith? I'm I'm only on chapter 13. It's a long book. I can't remember exactly how many chapters are in it But i'm like halfway through. Yeah It is absolutely one of the most fascinating riveting Memoirs I've ever read in my life. Do you believe that thing about it? He would throw up every time he orgasm because he was yes so many girls. Yes Yes, because when you read it in context instead of the goddamn internet version The internet version sound like cap, bro The internet version is some bullshit because it is I read the hell out. I'm like none of these motherfuckers have read the book. All right, go So tell me what happened. Please. Please tell me it's different than every time he knitted He threw up because he was no so many girls. No, that's what he said No, what he said the internet is saying, you know, every time he knitted He had throw up because he was fucking so many girls that he started to have an adverse reaction to it Will smith will smith grew up Watching his mom be a victim of domestic violence. Okay, right? So being that he grew up watching his mom being a domestic violence The whole book is literally about will smith being a coward and him coming to the realization early in his life That he was a coward so he created, you know These characters like the character of will smith and the rapper and wanting to be the jokester and everything else To protect people from knowing he was a coward, right? And so, um, he watched his mom get beat up You know throughout throughout throughout her life I really was really one bad time in general that that his pops put hands on her and so He always just wanted a family like he always wanted to have a healthy family structure So literally the women that he would involve himself with he was like, I'm going to marry this woman So his first, you know girlfriend that he was super in love with You know when he found out she cheated He just started wilding because he was a rapper, you know what I mean? So he just started Fucking everything and so he said When he would fuck these women, he didn't have no emotional attachment to him Didn't care about him So he was doing the one thing that he always said he didn't want to do to a woman Which was hurt them and he said that would make him sick. Why would he hurt them? They want a famous rapper They got to fucking famous. He helped them out. They used they used him Sure, but you know in his mind, he felt like, you know, he wanted something deeper You know, he wanted he wanted love. He wanted an emotional connection. Some guys are like that though. Some guys I just I don't I don't get the attachment to I don't get the attachment to how it's abusive These women saw a famous dude. They're like, I would really like to have sex with a famous dude He saw a hot chick. He's like, I'd like to have sex with a hot chick That's a barter and I think that's a very even exchange. If not, maybe the women getting over on him Ain't that many Will Smiths? There's a lot of hot chicks, bro. Go on instagram I don't disagree with you But I mean I get what he's saying too because it just didn't mean anything to him. It was meaningless We don't have meaningless sex. Why does he think he's that different? What's going on with this guy? This guy's falling apart right in front of our eyes We're acting like this is some sort of growth. This is not growth I think it's very I think it's a very aware State to be in imagine United and then projectile vomited right afterwards. Nobody would say this is on the He didn't he didn't do that. See that's the internet I mean, if y'all want to do that for the jokes go ahead get them off The internet is fire, bro. You know the internet is so much more fire You know, there was two headlines that I saw from the book. I'm like, yo ain't none of these motherfuckers ready to book There was another headline where it was like Will Smith said he borrowed $10,000 from drug dealer to pay off taxes That's not even that's not even remotely What happened? It's my bucket owned like a million dollars in taxes. What was $10,000 going to He literally borrowed 10,000 that's you know, the book is actually really good I don't want to give too much away, but just know Will is from Philly. He was running with some people. He had no business running with FBI was on all a you know wax. No Same way FBI has come to me and said, oh, they go come motherfucker. You need to watch these people you around Because I That's it. I want you to know who these people are. That's that's happened to me really Yes Way more interesting than throwing up because of pussy No, the same the same thing happened to will when you come from a certain environment You know what I mean and you're used to people from a certain environment You're a rapper So back then the only people that could hang with the rap was financially was the drug dealers Period, you know what I mean? So all the drug dealers used to hang around will because will was demand And will how will house was despite all the women would be at will house. They pull up and they fly cars They'd be gambling whatever whatever so when the police was watching them They was like, yo, all of these guys are leaving your house And so they let will know like you better get the fuck away If you're involved in some bullshit, you ain't got nothing you don't got a business being involved in You're gonna get caught up too. Don't get caught up in the money laundering no bulls. That's right And so will at at the time will that went broke like Bro, this is after he won the Grammy and everything so it's in between His album where he won the Grammys and sold three million copies and fresh prints him getting the TV show So he was dead fucking broke. So when the feds told him that he was like, man, I gotta get the fuck out of here I'm going to I'm gonna go go to LA So he went to his drug dealing homie and told his drug dealing homie what was happening And he was like, yo, I need some money man. I got no cash and the dude gave him $10,000 on the spot That she ain't got nothing to do with no goddamn tax. I'm like, you know, the internet is a motherfucker. Yeah And it's just wild when you it's like anything else when you actually know And you're reading some shit on the internet and you're like, how do people Get off on writing these headlines and creating these whole stories It get me to click that better though before yeah, they just it's just punching it up a little bit What's the point it's a lie I mean, I still got people to listen to look at the book though What do you what have you said to me all the time for the last decade? Nobody cares about nobody cares about the truth I'm more entertaining. God damn it. Ain't that's a motherfucking shame It's really a shame, you know, because it's actually it's his book is really incredible and it ain't even Sorry go His book is really incredible and I'm only I'm I'm literally at what after he did six degrees of separation Like and so I'm only halfway to I'm not I haven't even gotten a mega movie star Will Smith yet. Right. Right. This is just street street Street is he with Jada yet? Yeah, he's with Jada. He got with Jada. He's with Jada He broke that whole shit down too. Like it's it's it's a really good book, man Like I don't know who the hell's gonna play will Smith in the story about will Smith's life But they're absolutely going to turn this into a blockbuster film one day And I know I know they hurt in my feelings. What they doing to Jada, man. Like Jesus What you mean Jada? Yeah, because they got memes out there. What Jada been in the streets more and all this dumb ass shit. I don't like that Still somebody mama, man, you know Sam. It's not really cool. I doubt Jada cares. Yeah I mean the kids might care though, you know, I'm saying it's all about the kids out there today. Nobody I don't care how hot with stature. I am kids are fine mom I want my mom to be known for nothing like that. They know I I don't know what she's known for though You don't think they know what they say in the streets is what she they know it's the internet. I know that much He got the number one book in the country too. Hey, listen, I love will Smith. I grew up on will Smith He was like, uh He was a huge influence on me like comedically. He was a hero like I mean independent stay I'm like this guy saved the world like he could do no wrong I just don't understand This and I guess this is what we do now I guess we like, you know feel the need to like transform in front of everybody and um He's really want to like share. I guess this personal journey or the whole family's fucking doing it. I don't know. It's just weird I see a lot of weird We say we say we feel the need Bro, we've been watching him since he's a teenager and he's 53 now We don't feel the need to transform in front of people. He did but but he's a lot of over sharing bro Like we were watching him play characters, right? We didn't need to see like will smith turn into a butterfly Like we just want to see wow wow west or whatever like shows, but you know why you know why he's over sharing Because that's what motherfuckers do now because it's monetizable. You can make a lot of money doing it The movies ain't paying the same So you're gonna share a reality show and make some money. No, he's over sharing because he wrote a fucking book I wonder why he did that I wonder I wonder what the purpose of writing the book was Because that's what you do when you're 53 years old. Oh, yeah life that he's lived Definitely definitely not uh Y'all sound like some haters. Y'all sound like some haters. Y'all sound like some haters who haven't achieved enough in life Is he selling the book by any chance? You know what that is? It's just like sitting down and talking instead of standing up and talking Right in the book. Exactly. So let me ask you a question You're not on tiktok. If you're on tiktok, you know what i'm talking about If you go on tiktok tiktok is now just a fucking like trauma dump They'd like it's non-stop and maybe this is that's not your tiktok. What's your tiktok? Would you what would you listen? Yeah, that's that's your algorithm. My shit used to be funny and now tiktok thinks I like this drama. I'm like get that shit out of here, bro. Like come on. Let's have some fun again This shit is going to be so funny in 10 years when andrew shoach is doing everything. He's saying he's knocking everybody Hey Right in the book whatever I hate on i'm gonna do Just know that about me Whatever I hate on i'm going to do This is been my life trajectory. Just understand this Yeah, listen garen not only guaranteed to write a book guaranteed to share all his emotions. He's going to spill I'm gonna keep but here's the one thing that you cannot say about me. I keep it a buck I am 100 honest about my hypocrisy. So when I flip on it, I go yo, that was me. Yeah, I'm wrong I'm trying to make some money off this book. Let's go I think that what guys like will smith were doing is great And the reason is great is because everybody's been pretending for so motherfucking long And all of it. Yo, you know, who's really real Me even even I don't need another fake. Why do you don't even use your real name? That's very exactly. No, but I'm so real to myself As a reason why I don't do it. You're lying. Andrew's absolutely right. But can I tell you why? Me not being the other person saved me in a lot of ways. You know what I'm saying? What you mean? You're not being a whole lot away. What do you mean? Me actually not telling people my name me growing up in jersey I grew up with a lot of Polish people and um africans and Haitians They always the scammers. You see what I'm saying? So they was scamming everybody name If I know your name your social security number. Oh, I got your whole fucking life So you created a character to protect to protect yourself just to protect myself I don't know why that's so hard. Why would they give your social security number? What? What why would they just get that like you can just use your regular name You just use your name. You don't have to use your social security number. Why would they get that from you? Do you know what they do? They got a little thing that you go right next to your wallet like this It put it right back. You grew up in the 80s. There's no fucking thing to the wallet We didn't even have cell phone back in the day. But back in the day That's what's going on here guys. What's happening here? And they got your whole identity, bro Yeah, right back in the day. There's a lot of people I know in jersey do not tell people their real name I was I was with my dude cutting the other day and he came to the show And he and they say his real name and me him bust out laugh He's like your brother chill chill chill and I felt the same way. He like your wax was your name You're trying to fight me. You know what I'm saying? We just don't do that type of shit The fuck you didn't know my name for listen everybody creates characters to protect themselves I don't know why we sit around and lie about it and motherfuckers that are watching us right now on youtube And they tweeting and soundcloud right it y'all definitely have created characters to protect yourself We don't even know your face. We don't know what your face look like. We don't know your real name All we know is you're at stop it how we hungry I we we knew we knew hungry how he was But hungry how he didn't want nobody to know who he was because hungry how he was popping that shit about people And hungry how that's right hungry how he didn't want to put a name on that motherfucker You know i'm saying if you mean to put a name on it god damn it I don't know. I don't think there's anything really worth wrong with like having different characters or different aspects of your personality like We're different with our parents than we are with our friends than we are at work and I think that that's just That is what a Social human being does to survive will smith is an incredibly privileged situation Where he has an abundance of wealth so he can start to discover like who he really is And then he can act in that way at all times because he doesn't have to worry about getting fired from his job He doesn't have to worry about uh embarrassing himself in public because even if he does he's still so rich He could do it but the average person the average joe He got to be one guy at work one guy at home one guy at church one guy at the synagogue one guy at the mosque And that's just what it is to be human. I don't I don't know if that's switching. I don't know if that's switching characters though I think that's just like Yeah, you're Different things require different things like I don't think that you could still be the same person How is that not what I just said Because because because if i'm sitting here at the Brewer Nittiest podcast, yeah If i'm sitting in the church i'm not going to act the same way That's that's my point. But my point is like but I don't but I don't know that's character though Okay, we could change the word we could change the word character, but like behavior maybe yeah We behave differently in different settings, right? We use different vocabulary different settings We even share different opinions in different settings and we and I think that those are all aspects of ourselves Like when i'm around my parents, that's me It's just a different version of me than when i'm around my girl or when i'm around the homies So it's like you're just allowed to be diverse in who you are as a human being It's very hard to front in front of your parents though because they know you my mama never heard my mama never heard me curse She don't know how to smoke weed and she ain't never called you wax Ain't never called you wax in your life. Somebody came by and asked for wax You know, they talking about but she ain't never called you that she did that that woman used to wipe your ass that woman I understand that she carried you for nine months that you could you couldn't front in front of your parents if you tried I don't you know when i'm in church Yo, you ever you ever came home high And like you thought you was good. You got the vithin you smell good and everything and your mom is looking at you Your mom and dad is looking at you like what's wrong with you boy? Nothing like they just know something wrong I won't go around them We I try to avoid my parents for years all the time Even when you're not high just your emotions if you're just feeling bad sad angry your parents see right through you man Are you are you worried about your kid doing uh drugs? You're oldest charlotte Am I worried? Yeah, like trying weed or trying these types of things Oh, it's not a worry, but I mean, yes, I mean it's always something in the back of your mind It's something that you you know always tell your kids stay away from You know what I mean, especially nowadays. I saw some shit yesterday. They got fentin all of the goddamn weed That was terrifying. I ain't getting the who's wax. You're really bugging. That was terrible. He ain't got it Yo, is there's part of me that's like, uh, you know me I could be on my conspiracy shit a little bit But like there's part of me. I'm like who benefits the most from this fence and all in all the street drugs Something ain't right. This shit came out of nowhere. Well who benefits the most I think is big pharma Right because if I'm not fucked with any of the street drugs, I'm gonna get all my weed from the the professional weed dispensaries I'm not gonna fuck with molly or any of that other stuff. I'm gonna find the best You know synthetic version of it and then I'm just gonna do that So it's like if the only drugs I could actually trust are the ones prescribed Then I'll just go with those drugs because if I get anything on the street, I might have fucking fentin all in it I wonder if they're the ones that are lacing the street shit so that we stop using the street shit I don't know times it's changed. I see it. I see it going that way And I'm saying shit. Look at me. Look how many dispensaries I'm in already You know I'm saying so it's definitely definitely going that way I definitely sell a whole lot less drugs in the street now I did back in the day. So you think that so basically you're saying that you think none You mean you sell no drugs in the streets You sell no drugs in the street Yeah, that's what you meant by a lot less. You mean you sell none. Zero. Yeah, zero good Which is it is a lot less technically that is right We just that is a whole lot less We just want to clarify so that you're not snitching on yourself No, no, no, no, no, I mean I'd be full to do something I ain't got no time to even be on the street the fuck I would be on the street You do it. What put your hand in the hand in some shit. That's stupid. You'd be so dumb Go to dispensary. I'd be the dumbest shit in the world That'd be the stupidest shit in the world. Then I got to put out a press release distance in myself Stupid as hell who's waxing dispensaries in LA in nearest one. By the way, that's a great plot though That is a great plot like, you know Contaminate all the street drugs You know what I mean? So now everybody got to come back and make sure they hit the dispensaries for the weed I don't know what they would do for coke, but I guess for pharma. Yeah, you're right Don't but it's cocaine is really in the cocaine more than anything, right? Uh, that's where it's like killing people, but But still like people are going to find a way to recreate the effects of cocaine You know what I mean? You know pop aterol or some shit. That's a little bit different, but that's all that's all aterol is Cocaine crushed up. They're going to find some they're going to find the ways I'm just saying I wouldn't put anything by big pharma like these are the same people that got Americans addicted to like what was that drug called oxy cotton? oxy cotton Percocet like all these shit like x. Yeah, like so They're doing whatever that sells the most drugs like they're in the business of selling drugs Right, they're no different than anybody else only their product is highly addictive. It makes you feel fucking amazing So if you think the mcdonalds is out there slaying hamburgers, then shit Why wouldn't big pharma be out there selling legal weed now? man Why not? It's like look how they got us to get on the cocaine and the pills and shit like that doing accidents If something happened to you, they ain't really got to give you those type of pills One of my boys tell me that right now. He's my age. He's digging blood pressure medicine And as soon as you say he's trying to get off his blood pressure started going crazy Now he's stuck on that shit for the rest of his life. Yeah, that shit ain't cool. Yeah I mean that's the best version of the drug, isn't it the one that you wouldn't want to be The one you can what the one you have to take. I mean, what an amazing idea Shit, you don't even got to sell the product no more like Usually you got to keep on doing commercials for cars, right? Like if you sell fucking cars if you're ford every year, you got to have a new commercial where there's fire And the car is going up a spiral in the middle of the desert to trick motherfuckers and get a new truck But with drugs you just need them to get addicted You don't need to send a bull billboard anywhere. You don't need a commercial Nothing your body is going to do all the marketing that you need And I mean listen, it's not act like you know Rappers don't do a great job at the marketing of it, too Molly Perkis said bro that shit was slapping Molly Perkis said if I'm paying these rappers. I'm gonna say yo Talk about Xanax in this song 50,000 done Shit, they didn't have to shit future did that phone. Yeah, that's true But he gave a lot of promotion down I'm surprised future future should have did a commercial called the future of big pharma And show it And show where the world is going That shit is that shit is nothing, but it's only a matter of time I mean pharma would have to embrace weed right because weed is is considered medicine now Yes, I people are getting diagnosed prescriptions of marijuana. So that is That would be considered big pharma now, right crazy how times change man crazy how times change man, it ain't no fucking point to have a 100 milligrams of a goddamn Weed man What the fuck did you just It's too, uh, it's too dense. In other words, it's too much weed inside like an edible Yes, oh Because 100 milligrams of weed is just 100 milligrams of weed you didn't say edible So we were I didn't know what the fuck you were talking about. I was like, oh, it's a lot bro Yeah, man, he's edible to be having like 100 milligrams and I'm like, what the fuck we're doing that Probably the whole pack charlamagne. No man 50 per serving 100 per serving. That's human beings, bro That's what we do man. It's like remember when protein bars It's so true Remember when protein bars had five grams of protein in them shits when we were young and now you go to the stores 40 grams of protein 40 grams of protein where the protein the bar hasn't changed sizes yet Like what is wrong with us, yo When is enough enough like the titties keep getting bigger the ashes keep getting bigger the lips keep getting bigger It's like, how do I put as much as I can in the smallest thing? I'm just going to America man. No, it's america That should go back to the even what's that what's those meals? $5 from burger can't get you nuggets a burger a milkshake a apple pie a pizza And in a toy How much was those toys man ain't that much food in the world, bro? That I can just give this shit away for five fucking dollars I'm tired. I got some I got some shit upstairs right now that my man, uh, salute to my man Jetty bought me from maryland. This shit is 50 milligrams And I be having to cut it in force And take a piece man. I didn't know no better the first time he gave me that shit during the pandemic Lord have mercy I didn't want to tell like, you know what 50 milligrams is I'm like, man, that's just like I can only I can only imagine that is what being on crack feel like A hero in a fucking coke like I was up like body tingling. Yeah all night long can't stop Doing something. I gotta do something Fuck that 50 milligrams ain't supposed to be selling that shit You know, it's you know, it's interesting the weed is going to be worse for you now that it's corporate It's gmo. Exactly. It's like Because think about think about everything it's like when it when mcdonalds was just a mom and pop shop It was probably good for you or not good for you, but it was just hamburgers, bro It was a hamburgers cheese. That's it. Now the mcdonalds is crazy, right? You don't even know if it's real food Right anytime. That's why that's why I like to host the whole food spots You know what I'm saying the soul food spots in the hood them the good shits. Yeah, even if they fatten it They're fat, but they're probably better for you ingredients wise than fast food. Yeah So it's just like anytime corporate interest gets involved in anything is going to water it down I mean, that's not just food is literally anything water First thing they do is chicken Yeah, you always know when they go corporate because their chicken chains just like this anytime you got to create something in mass It's going to be fucked up. Yeah, if you got to create a lot of something Fast it's going to be fucked up. That's why I love going to the islands because when you go to the island If they don't got it you ain't getting it. Oh, bro It's as simple as that. I've never I've never waited longer for anything in my life than a basket of chicken tenders When I was with little Duval in the Bahamas, bro, I I we ordered We ordered one basket of chicken tenders, bro And we were there for minimum 50 minutes waiting on some chicken tenders They had to catch the chicken They had to catch that motherfucker kill it, bro, you know, I mean pluck the fletters Fry it up and get the tender parts out. It was unbelievable, bro. I couldn't believe it. It was delicious though It was it was amazing. It was amazing. Yeah, it was amazing. But 50 minutes for some chicken tenders, bro But that's why they have if that's why they have uh, you know, like you go to certain islands Like I love going to anguilla because when you go to anguilla, you know, if we go to certain spots like sandy island You know, they getting the lobster and shit right out the ocean right there But in the meantime enjoy some music and drink some rum punch To get you drunk. That's right. Forget you hungry. Let's get to some shits, man What did we uh, what did we think about the cow written house verdict? I mean like I don't know. There's just so many things about this thing like if you actually Look it up like again what the internet tells you and what actually happens are very different If you actually look it up, it was the right decision That doesn't make this kid a fucking hero, but it was the right decision based on what happened And I think that's the tricky thing with the story he could Not be a hero and the court system got it right those those things can't happen I said it, um, I don't know if I said it here if I said it on breakfast club I definitely know I said it on tv Um, when I saw the weapons charge get dropped. I was like, oh, he's not getting charged with nothing Do you know why I got drops? I don't know because apparently he didn't cross state lines There's a lot of things I didn't even know like for one his dad is from kanosha So like it's not crazy that he would be in kanosha and he didn't take the rifle From where he lives to kanosha. I guess his friend Had the rifle in kanosha So he didn't like cross state lines with a rifle or whatever people were telling us I guess his friend gave him the rifle and I guess it's okay if someone above 18 Has the rifle to let someone who's under 18 hold it like there's all these fucking rules Oh But now he's still in no that was self-defense He's still in possession of a legal firearm though But I mean even if even if like somebody even if somebody who has a legal weapon Gives me a gun and I use it. It's still me using an illegal firearm. Yeah. Yeah, maybe yeah So so what was happening? Is it you using an illegal firearm? Is it just you use it's illegal because you have it It's illegal because I have it got you you make it illegal. Got you. Yeah, it's illegal because I have it It's illegal because I have it and and by the way, they'll lock you up just for having it You don't even got to use it. Yeah, they'll lock you up just for having a gun that's You know not registered to you or whatever whatever minute for it So when I saw that when I saw the weapons charge get dropped I said he's not getting charged with nothing because You know every every other aspect of that situation It was self-defense. You know what I mean? It was coming for him No, no, not only were they coming for him You know, they was coming for him. He pointed the gun. He told him back away. They didn't back away They jumped on him one guy beat him with a skateboard The other guy actually had a pistol other guy shot once in the air and pointed the pistol at him and admitted in the court like Yeah, like this is a no-brainer People didn't notice I never knew this. Yeah, the guy he wanted a guy One of the guys he shot that survived the one guy he shot that survived Actually had a gun but put it this way if Kyle written house was black and there were three white people That were approaching him in this same way and he shot them in self-defense We would be rooting for that black kid You just have a white kid who's going to a black lives matter parade to not parade march to go to the black lives matter march And he's going there with a gun. So it looks like he's going there to start trouble Right. So we're like, all right. Fuck this guy. No matter what happened But switch his race out with anything else. We are a hundred percent supportive of that person And once the information came out you would you would do the same thing he did in that situation You got a ar-15 and motherfuckers are coming at you. What do you think they're going to do? Have a You gonna play Go and and went up and had a gun listen. Kyle written house said something that I absolutely agree with Um self-defense is not a crime. Yeah, and as a person who was a proud You know To a all day, you know, I'm saying I agree with him and you know, I wish that I say it all the time, you know owning an illegal firearm in this country a legal firearm Especially when you're a black person is a form of self-care. Hmm. And you know, hey, it's better Hey, it's better. Hey, it's better to get caught with it than get caught without it You know I'm saying it's a it's a lot of different situations. I wish somebody had a firearm to protect Theyself, you know what I mean? I was trade bomb Martin had a firearm to protect this up I wish a mod Aubrey had a firearm to protect this up. I wish I wish more people at the capital Let that thing go when when when they were raiding the capital. I wish young doff did I wish nipsey did like so You know, I'm never gonna be that guy You know what I'm saying like and to your point, andria There's a lot of it There's a lot of nuance that goes into it because it's like, you know, you took this firearm to this black lives matter rally Why why you put why you putting you why you putting your nose in this business? Well, you know why you know why I don't I don't I mean And who knows if this is actually true But like the the place that he was protecting the used car lot and this could be bullshit But allegedly they're saying that that they asked him to come help and protect it Who fucking knows but like there was a lot of shit going down And if you were one of these people black white asian whatever it is And you had a storefront and you knew that the march was coming by your store You would like motherfuckers with guns to stand in front of your store too Uh, you'd be grateful If it was his storefront all his family's storefront completely understand other than that Who the fuck is paying you to protect these bills? Nobody, but that's that's charity work. Yeah, man We gotta we gotta stop acting like we gotta stop acting like motherfucking storefronts We're getting we're getting vandalized like just in san francisco the other day They broke into the louis viton so a few people wow and right and it's just hey I'm with you, but I'm not standing in front of no louis store with no gun telling people get away from this louis store 100% you are but if somebody wanted to you think louis would be upset. They'd be like by all means Please no, no, I get it. I get it. Listen. I'm What whatever car was into that's what he's into. I mean it kind it's kind of weird right because it goes back in the You know, even what we talk about when we say people You know want to disclose all this information about theyself, right when as they get older It's like I don't knock Whatever is going through people's minds is going through people's minds I have no idea why car written house at 17 years old felt like he wanted to go protect bill He's a nerd. He ain't getting no pussy Duty that night man duty wasn't enough wasn't enough bro, but like I don't know once I found out one of the motherfuckers He's shot and killed was like a pedophile like multiple times having sex with kids nine to 11 years old Yeah, I don't even know I heard that too, but I don't know if that's true. That's true. That's fact Right. Well, you got that from okay You can look that shit up and then mark ruffalo on twitter calling that motherfucker nicknames You guys were heroes jojo. We called him something like that But you can look that shit up that motherfucker was booked matter of fact. I get you his name and everything I know nothing about Hey, man, I don't like that though. That's justice Yeah, I don't like that though because that that don't have nothing to do with this situation Yeah, it does If anything bad happens to you is is got something to do with situation Yeah, I really not don't like that though because they do that to black people all the time, you know, I'm saying like Like if it's like a anybody anybody gets killed by the police Like we don't gotta go that deep. Look at the armada arby situation this week the freaking attorneys in the courtroom talking about He had dirty long toenails Like they just they they just find anything like when he was 87 he's still out of the store exactly like that should have outlifting Yeah, I don't like yeah 16 tips. He didn't pay. I don't like the fuck. I don't like that The reason why this is a story is because it's easy for The uh, fucking what do they call the the news The fucking news propaganda that we digest all the time to sell clicks And it's easy for hollywood celebrities to look woke and supportive by tweeting about it This is why this is a news story in the same way that there's not a news story when that dude ran over a bunch of people and walk A chef nobody fucking talking about that the dude literally just targeted people Hit him with a fucking car and people were already like finding ways to make it seem like it wasn't his fault They're like, oh, he was about to be attacked by a knife and that's why he oh no It was definitely his fault. I saw that yesterday on the news It's not even a news story. None of these fucking hollywood celebrities are tweeting about it Every hollywood celebrity and their mother had a fucking tweet about calvin house Right because it was the right thing to say and it gives you tons of woke points and cloud points And all these motherfucking news stories that can run the article white kid goes to black lives matter Uh, uh march with the ar 15 is perfect for clicks. It gets everybody stirred up And then you got a situation where a dude killed six people more people dead More total people dead all his fault Terroristic attack like if that guy was muslim we called a terror attack, you know that Well, they said they said he I don't I don't know what this means, but they said he was fleeing They said he was fleeing a nice they already found out that that was bullshit But this is what they do they run with all this stuff to dismiss me. They found out it was bea They already found out it was bullshit the knife Heard if it's been dismissed, there's no fleeing a knife fight the guy was out there just trying to run people over and kill them, dude Really? Yes, but that's the thing. It just doesn't fit the woke narrative So then you don't have all these fucking hollywood celer- celebrities tweeting about it because they can't get any points Remember these hollywood celebs don't care about fucking justice. They're sitting in their gated communities Why was he running over people like was he mentally disturbed like He was he was he was in and out of jail. He just got out on a thousand dollar bond Uh, and the motherfucker was disturbed You know like and he just wanted to kill some motherfucking innocent people I mean, it's mental illness. You want to go really back to it. Yes, it's mental illness. Why he's there, of course But i'm just saying It's just I'm just tired of these hollywood motherfuckers and i'm tired of like news agencies Acting like they want fucking justice when all you want is ad revenue and all you want is fucking clout So shut your mouth because when some real shit happens is silent Yeah, I think honestly, man It's just it's hard not to become a part of the algorithm and we live in this era where Like people don't really read anything past the headline like that's that's it's been proven that people don't read things past the headline That's me. You know what i'm saying? Will Smith But that's that's what we do. So it's just like i listen to y'all Like when you went like even when you read the when you read on the car written i think I didn't find out that one of the dudes pointed a gun at car till this week And now you just told me during the trial when the guy testified i was like, oh, shit I didn't know he had a gun. I knew that I knew this whole shit was fucked I knew he definitely should have he he should have got hit with the weapons charge though And and the mom should have got charged with dropping them off like the mom the mom knew what he was going to do Like you're you're a mom What do you mean he was going to do he was going to go stand in front of a business so people didn't destroy it That's not illegal Not with a file Not doing that, bro What's legal if it was your mom or dad's business Would you be happy if strangers were standing in front of it to protect it? But it wasn't it wasn't her mom and dad I'm asking if it was yours. It's why can't we put ourselves in that person's shoes. Why would you have your son doing that? You don't like him You playing it might be She was a you should take the gun too. You never know I didn't say that this kid is cool I didn't say he's likable I didn't say any of these things, bro Like think about all the kids when you were in high school that went to the fucking rotc program It wasn't the quarterback on the football team. It was some motherfucker that had some problems, bro. It was a dork Yo, no seriously if if if i'm if i'm a parent And my son comes to me and my son's like Hey, man, mama, I need you to drop me off in kanosha. It's a black lives matter rally going I'm about to take this gun out there and go guard this building Yeah Maybe the mom maybe the mom was like my dad back in the day. Man, let's kill him and get the insurance money They've been locked up for a year in quarantine. She's tired of this little fucking nerd leaving his Come filled underwear all over the floor like go go go out the house. So out the house She probably wanted to go get some meat. Yeah Hey, man, it might it might be something to that it really really might be something to that But I'll tell you what man. I'm gonna tell y'all this y'all better go get y'all a gun and I'm talking about everybody I ain't talking about this. I always say that, you know, owning a legal firearm as a black person is a form of self-care But if you don't own a legal firearm shorts, you too, you better go get you a gun Yes, because this shit going down out here. All right Just like shows just now said with the louis Vuitton. They're hitting up a bunch of stores But they're also hitting up a lot of people you have a restaurant with your wrist watch on that's right chain on Get the fuck out the way I don't want that to happen. I don't want that to fucking happen. And uh, yeah, I hear it's happening I know I know I'm saying I don't want that to happen to me. And I don't know. I guess It's happening shows. I know I guess I guess what I'm trying to say is like I don't know. I guess that you could put a target on public figures back and I just hope that uh I don't even think it's public figures though. Honestly Anybody who got anything more than what they got and you anybody have a lot You just got to have more than what they got And let's be honest with people bro Like I don't know I feel like on some level people respect the honesty man and the honesty will protect you And sometimes honesty is hard to digest But if you are being honest with people and they know that you're being fucking truthful and honest In my experience in life Those people get protected man those people You know those people are around for a while and the motherfuckers that lie constantly because they want a little Clout or they lie because they just trying to get some fucking views or some shit like that Those are the first people to get jacked Those are yo shows. What the fuck are you talking about? Muhammad Ali could walk into any neighborhood he wants bro like Muhammad Ali could walk safe and not be as he was nice of fighting You could have shot that dude, but people knew he was honest. He was willing to risk everything That motherfucker go any neighborhood he want for his life. It don't matter how How tough the neighborhood was we don't care who you are bro Show they show there was a large portion of people who absolutely positively hated Muhammad Ali No, he could walk into his neighborhood amongst his people, but to a large swath of america. He was a traitor Dane he was a He was a war ducker You know what I mean, they ain't doing shit They didn't do nothing I leave but hey, they did something to Martin Luther King jr They did something to Malcolm X They did something to Fred Hampton. You think that they're as good. You think jfk is a good fighter as Muhammad Ali Andrew none of them got none of them got died. None of them died because of hand-to-hand combat That's right bite them finger nails motherfucker This shit is no joke out here. I'm just telling everybody man. Please be safe. I'm telling you It's it's two-way laws for a reason I believe in gun reform and you know, you don't want Everybody to have a gun because some people are just crazy like the guy you're talking about with the car But he's a prime example If he really was dealing with some issues, he was going to hurt somebody regardless of what he had All he needed was the right weapon. Just the car happened to be his weapon in this moment But man, please protect yourself. It's a great weapon, bro The nominal car take you out. Yeah car take you out I'm just saying what I'm talking about more is just like how we react to these things like here's a guy who is Sure, he's mentally ill, but again mental illness is not an excuse, right? We know there's a lot of mentally ill motherfuckers. They could still be racist. They could still be hateful, right? 100 so he did some crazy shit But because these fucking Hollywood celebrities can't get no fucking retweets for talking about it, right? They're silent They're absolutely because we don't know the motive yet All right, did we know the motive of Kyle Rittenhouse day one motherfuckers was talking about that shit They didn't wait for the facts. They didn't wait for nothing day one. Fuck that little kid. How dare he da da da They didn't even know who he killed everybody originally thought he killed black people. That's why this shit was such a big deal I didn't even realize that until the trial started. See, you know, Charlotte told me that's what I'm saying I ain't read that shit But by the way, I didn't assume I don't I never I never really had an opinion on the Kyle Rittenhouse thing Because when I saw the video I didn't that's so crazy. It must have been they must have been dirty and it must have been dark Because I don't remember seeing them. I don't remember when the guy with the skateboard I don't even remember realizing he was white But even though you told me it was not three black people would I say I don't care It wasn't three black people just nigga went out there and killed three people And was able to go out there If I come out the car with a gun I'm get I can have all the license in the fucking world to say that I got It was shooting the shit out of me It was self-defense People are so stupid, bro Like some people are like on the right are trying to relate this to the mod arboric thing They're like well, they were also trying to defend themselves because he was coming at them And I'm like I'm like bro. They were following him. You know how you you know how you stopped that from happening You pressed the brake mind your fucking business. Thank you You just 17 year old you ain't got no girl that's go running down your fucking droves, bro. What's up? No, be honest Show be honest What if you heard somebody was tearing up the building where your studio at? Yeah, are you are you going to get a gun and go understand out there you calling the police? No, I'm calling the police, but we know that the police don't don't interfere during the black lives matter marches We saw that already They did when the whole fucking precinct got burned down in Minneapolis. You remember that shit Many of that. Oh, yeah Like why are we acting? Why are we acting like we don't know what was going on? They took the whole target behind me He was all fighting in black lives mass protests That definitely was one incident I've seen put I've seen police I've seen police go crazy at black lives matter. I've seen police actually take their car And bump the crowd like I've seen police just kind of watched that should happen We all seen both the point is I'm not saying that these people that were part of this march and organized this march We're even the ones that were doing destruction because oftentimes what it is is people that come from out of state Trying to catch a lick and people come from out of different cities trying to like loot and take advantage It's not the organizers of the march. Those people actually care about fucking justice. That's why they're organizing a march right, it's not like hey, let's organize a march and Devise some way where we can sneak into the Louis Vuitton store and like and steal some shit That's not the idea So it's bad actors of course on both parts that are always doing this I don't want to put it on the march itself or the organizers. I don't think that's fair But we do know that that's happening And we can't say police don't intervene in the marches. We've seen we've literally seen police beating this shit out of protestors Like literally They didn't intervene enough for people to not Fuck up businesses and and and loot like let's let's just keep it on a buck about this Like let's not recreate history. We know what the fuck was going on half of soho was boarded up y'all don't remember that There was fucking boards and all the the windows for a reason not because of how much the police were protecting the neighborhood But because they were police were basically told yo just walk along with it And if they throw some shit into a window just kind of let it happen and it is what it is By the way, that's usually what happens during protest or large gatherings. I'll make it okay No, I don't make it okay But it's just like, you know, they like to put it on like BLM as if BLM was doing that That's unfair. I'm saying that's unfair That's not what BLM wants and that's not what the good people there that are marching for their rights Want that's what these bad actors are doing to ruin that and tarnish it It's almost like and what's correct you you using the struggle for black rights as a smokescreen so you could break into the fucking louis store Yeah, and a lot of it is cointel pro too. Don't act like cointel Actually, they have agitators who go to these protests just to cause trouble Notice I didn't say that they were I didn't say that they were black people necessarily Of course, they're black. They're white. They're everybody could do it But the bitch that was walking out the fucking store of the cheesecake that got nothing to do with with civil rights That got nothing to do with equality Yeah Listen, I agree I agree But the moral of the story is go buy you a motherfucking gun You don't got one already go buy you go and be careful what they tell you to be uh passionate about Be careful what they tell you to be angry about because This shit is fake dude This shit is all fucking fake. I'm not gonna say it's fake. I just want people to always have All the information You know what I mean, because I mean to be honest Yeah, because I mean, I mean like if they could lie about us going to war in iraq You don't think that they could lie about something happening in the country Is what they do they do it all at that people never went to iraq and for in iraq But the reason we went there to fight was bullshit. I mean, you got you got people who say 9 11 was fake. Yeah That's kind that's kind of nuts to say You know what I mean, you know, I don't think anybody says it was fake. Like we saw the shit happen It happened, but I mean fake basically like inside job inside job exactly. Yeah. Yeah I mean, yeah Who the fuck knows bro somebody knows but they're probably dead Yeah Well, the person with those dead, what's up with that? Yeah, they aren't alex jones ass, huh? Hell, yeah alex jones It's like everything alex jones ever said he getting sued for at one time now. Yeah, they probably getting subpoenaed He's getting subpoenaed for the insurrection He lost the sandy hook case owed him a bunch of money. Yep. Like god damn I know we got to get him on the pod before he gets locked up Man, you don't want to be involved in them lawsuits. You better make sure you could you could lie about that what But like what is insurrection though Insurrection is when like, you know, you want your penis? Other way It doesn't get out it goes in Yeah, when you get hard, but inside your body your penis goes in reverse. It's called an insurrection It's wild like the body your dick is still soft but the inside flesh of it is hard. It's weird Yeah, because I told I could I told people that um, I got a circumcised and I'm like, no fuck I probably they go try to lock me the fuck up too the fuck I ain't never get circumcised lately. I lied about that. Shit. You haven't got circumcised lately What you do it every month you get a little I'm just saying I got I still everybody I got circumcised when I got my When my leg was messed up, you know what I'm saying? So I'm like, I lied about that shit too All right, let's face it I don't know. I don't know what the fuck the guy is lying about insurrection I said me too Yeah Let's pay some bill No, maybe I'm wrong. Okay. 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I found it so interesting that Travis McMichael was on the stand saying how He had to shoot a mod arbery because he felt like a mod arbery was was was going to take his gun and I'm not no therapist I'm not no psychiatrist But I know fight-or-flight Right and I know that fight-or-flight is a natural reaction to stress our fear I I don't I can't name too many people who if they're being chased with a gun aren't going to run And if that person gets close enough to them with the gun where they think they're about to get shot I don't I can't see why they wouldn't reach for the weapon and try to fight for their life Am I missing something here The arbery case is so fucking disgusting It's just so disgusting That's the one to raise hell for that exactly like let's make this the one justice is not served Let's make this the one these guys are fucking following this kid in the native. Who are you? You don't work for the state. You don't you don't own that street You're not protecting anything You just saw a black person in your fucking neighborhood and then you're following him around Now I guess they're saying that maybe they saw him go into some fucking House that was being built or some shit Already been disproven Okay, good, but no, no, I mean it was this because they said he stole something But they was like everybody went by the house. They said it was a construction site Yeah, so everybody went by the construction site to see what was going on the police, man Call the police Yeah, this is the one to raise fucking hell for This is and the fact that travis big michael said he wasn't a threat Like the attorney asked me the attorney was like did he yell at you? He was like no did he brandish a weapon? No So he wasn't a threat and the guy was like no, he was just jogging Yeah, you hunted him down you hunted him down because he's black Yeah, this is this is the one This is the one and don't get distracted by these other ones that they'll throw out because they'll get more clicks, etc This is clear cut. This is the one you raise hell for And yeah, this is this is the one this disgusting Yeah, fucking yeah, absolutely right and um, What you what was he gonna talk about you want to talk about uh, michael ervin the greatest interview I've ever done Michael ervin. I gotta watch it was the greatest ever it's out right now It's on flag or two is the greatest interview I've ever done. He is one of the most remember when I said did Alex jones was the most charismatic person I've ever met Yeah, michael ervin is the most charismatic person I've ever met he is Like comedian timing like comedian time He has A wealth of stories that you cannot fucking believe stories like he was a rock star But he was he was a rock star. Not only was he a rock star. He's also a superstar athlete who won champion chips Okay Did everything bigger than anybody else? He banged more girls than a fucking rock star one more champions to the pros He was a miami hurricane during the rock star era of the miami hurricanes He was a dallas cowboy my team in the 90s bro the stories and dude the way he tells stories His father was a pastor. He's got that like religious passion and cadence It's almost like you're watching chris rock talk out of the video went again It's almost like you're watching chris rock talk, bro. It is just so fucking amazing And like he has jokes he put in we were like how many girls you think that you had sex with The most in one night or something like that and he just looked at bro. He pauses for a second. He goes cte He goes sometimes cte works for you, you know Bro, he was just so good He I mean he kept telling us the truth about some shit. He goes i'm just bullshitting, but i'm not lying I Michael's always been honest. He did a lot of cocaine Coming up, you know, I mean one of the greatest y receivers of all time if you ask me i'm gonna say he's the greatest But that's only because i'm biased and i'm a dallas cowboy fan. I know it's cherry rice, but whatever Charlemagne, you know what i mean? Can I say one thing dude? He is one of these and what's so interesting like and i'm talking about like a socially savvy person like He came in and he was charismatic. He was jovial and he was goofing around Right and then when he wanted to turn on the intellect when he wanted to go from guy Who's being just silly and fun and gregarious to like a smart a stoop fucking individual? He turned that shit on immediately and I'm just telling you and I told this to his face. I was like, you're the guy Who was successful at football because that's what you chose But if you wanted to be a businessman a politician a fighter pilot Whatever the fuck you wanted to do you're just gonna be equally successful at that He looks right at me. He goes absolutely. I've never been around somebody that I was so sure That he would thrive in whatever situation you put him as Michael Irvin. It was truly unbelievable Like you got to have this guy on breakfast club, man. You gotta do it like a lover You that's if I that's that's one of them ones that my daddy would love dude Or maybe one of them. It's maybe one of your one-on-ones You know the man were like, I don't know you guys go dude. He's one of 17 kids He was 15 out of 17 Damn, bro. I mean the story from dude. He he was telling this amazing thing about like courage He goes courage isn't the absence of fear. It's like the uh, it's it's acting even though, you know, you're scared Even though you know, you're scared because I asked him I was like, was there anybody who ever scared you Like you seem like a person that doesn't scare easily and he's like, uh He goes he goes I'll be honest, bro. There was one dude spellman. You remember spellman Spellman You ain't no cowboys fan lying ass motherfucker. This guy's spellman. Yeah Try to think of spell me too when cowboys spell me that we have six eight bipolar Six eight bipolar you texting bro. I'm not gonna be all enthusiastic about this story I'm looking at your fucking phone. We talk about Alonzo's felmin. There we go Okay. Oh, okay. Okay. Okay. Anyway, he was like he was like that dude was like That was on and then I asked him I was like, but anyway when you're going you're doing fucking You're lining up or whatever like you're going in your Where's your ever scared? He goes he goes, yeah But you got to make sure that there's a fear bigger than the one you're dealing with that's how you motivate yourself I go, what you mean? He goes, I'm lining up. They're calling the inside slant. Everybody knows it's going to be inside slant I'm going over the middle. I'm about to get fucking clipped by that safety or that linebacker whoever's going to come in It is what it is and when I'm on there and I'm lined up and I'm like, fuck, I'm scared I go, what would scare me even more? All right. He goes going back to the ghetto That was scared the shit out of me. That's right. I want to go back there 15 out of 17 kids Is that what I want to go back to? Is that what I want to live? Is that the life that I'm not be able to provide for my mom? I took a fear that was bigger than the fear I had and that's the one that motivated me not to be scared So he's like fears a motivator those that was just one bar. They got to have fucking bars So so he was scared of Alonzo in practice. Yeah, exactly. He was like that's that's a dude Alonzo did play he did play for the bears. I don't know No, but he said when he came to the Cowboys, it was like he was like, no, that's some motherfucker. It's a problem That guy right? Yeah No, but Alonzo had um, it's so crazy because I don't know what they would diagnose Alonzo has now but Back then they said he had mental health issues because he had went on a like a like a crazy Rampage or something in the early 2000s, but now it is probably was the effects of CT or bipolar. I think that they were saying Oh, okay. Okay. Okay. Okay. Okay. Yeah Anyway, I think you really enjoy it man. Uh, no, I'm gonna check it out today Yeah, he's just such a fascinating like engaging character and And he he said this thing. He's like, I'm a hundred percent or like whatever I give I'ma give a hundred percent because we were asking him about the white house and by the white house I don't mean where the president lives. I mean the house that they bought so they could fuck girls in dallas And do cocaine Cochalina Well, he had one room for the girls who like cocaine one room for the girls who like weed One room for the girls who like liquor one room for other like he had the whole thing broken down into which drug That the girl's like he said one time. Oh shit. He said one time I think it was he's in a room. He got like over 10 women in the room with him and ronnie lot He goes, uh He goes, I think ronnie lot brought this other person who he said he wouldn't name his name I think it was ronnie lot and he comes in the room and Irvin is in there with like double digit women, right and the guy looks And he's just fucking shocked and Irvin's like at first he goes Fuck this guy's gonna tell him me and then he looked at the guy and he goes. No, I'm good He goes because he goes and I go. Why do you think you're good? He goes He didn't even believe what he was seeing. Nobody's gonna believe him It's a story after story after story of this bro. It's unbelievable, man Those were the days those were the days when the cocaine was pure So you didn't have to worry about none of that fentanyl and shit. You could snort till your heart's desire You know what I mean? The vagina was pure All the all the std's were curable Damn those were the days, huh? Yeah, man. He's just a wild boy. He starts the episode talking about sexy guys Really I respect them I respect that Who's he talking about? We're like, who's the sexist? He goes he goes, uh He goes, uh, well, you know Idris Elba and that's a sexy man That's a sexy man, you know oftentimes they say I look like him So it is what it is and then I go, uh, I go, what about what about tom brady? He goes, I'll be honest I judge a man by distance traveled and I don't know if you've seen his first pick when he came to nfl But that man is going a long way You know his combine pick Yeah Yeah, yeah, yeah I gotta go check that too. It's two podcasts. I gotta check out this week. I gotta check out Plager and two and I'm um, I'm late on a ghost face on drink champs. Go That's your god on drink champs. It's my favorite rapper of all time. It's just Podcasts four hours long. Oh, you know, that's a commitment. Yeah. I'm a finisher. I don't like to start nothing So if I commit to that four hours, I gotta listen to that four hours. Yeah, you know what I mean? So I just got a I got a car about some time, you know, yeah, maybe an hour a day. I don't know what it is But I don't know. Uh, what else we got Taylor give us some shit. We won't care about next week Um, did y'all see the alex? and Um, alexander mcqueen that bloody dress was selling for 6,500 No, I don't care alexander mcqueen bloody dress. Yeah, it's on the essentially the dot I saw that I ain't give a fuck. I don't care about that this week. Okay I don't even know why shit like that is fat. I don't even know why shit like that is considered fashion But I don't knock nobody I just know that you walk down the street and that shit Motherfuckers gonna be calling the police and asking if you okay. Yeah Like what's the point? What's the statement of it? Like I Running out of shit to to put on people Clearly and you know, it's so crazy. That's that type of shit. You only see in fashion show You don't never see that shit in the street I thought it was an old halloween costume. It kind of made me feel like it was a little slavery-ish Oh, come on, Taylor. No, look how the dress looks like in the old time. Whatever. But why would you It did that's like I'm automatically that's why I thought but why would you stab your sleeve? Especially because it was Well, they need you need your slave. Yeah, but you're not gonna stab it and kill it I I need to know why you thought it was slavery. It's like why slavery because how the dress looks like Take away the blood too. Like it just looks Oh Are you saying that's a dress that people wore in slavery time? Come on, yo I don't even know how your brain Back in the day They didn't what are you talking about? Have you ever seen handmaid's tail? It doesn't look like it. I'm sorry. Anyways, should I turn this up? This is fun Taylor, have you ever seen handmaid's tail? No That's that that's yes. That's the kind of dresses they wore back then. Yeah, but handmaid's tail ain't real dog Handmaid's tail is not that's not based on a true story, huh? But it's based off of time it's based off a period in time Nah, it's it's invented. Yeah, they were treating women like dairy cows back in the day, bro That's not This is why We can't trust nothing no more dog. Just fucking go on netflix. Watch some shit. Don't watch the news Everything's fake. That is real I swear I thought god damn I swear I thought handmaid's tail was based off of I thought that was a period piece Bro, if if y'all haven't seen handmaid's tail, please can you look up the wikipedia of handmaid's tail so I can read this shit, please? What is handmaid's tail? They basically they basically have women that make the babies And that's their job. I'm not fucking crazy. I'm reading now said the book was written in 1985 And there are references to life in the 1970s, but this novel made references to the dystopian future Leading some to estimate that it takes place around the early 2000s Okay, keep going. What's the plot? What do you mean? Like can you tell us the plot? Yeah, it says I don't know it says Uh, this one right here says that the same thing it was written in 1985 But the references are to early 1970s. Yeah, all the flashbacks describe 1970s era lifestyles So who the fuck knows? Okay, ready? Here it is. Let me let me read it for you The series of no, no, no, no. I got it right here. Hold on. It's what we're looking for, baby It's what we're looking for right here. What time period? No, listen. What time period does the handmaid's tail take place in? The plot Listen, listen, listen, listen, listen and the whole series Bro, you really can't listen because I want you to listen listen in the hulu series Handmaids wear stylized uniforms reminiscent of puritan colonial garb Good So the let me just read the plot the plot features a dystopia Following a second american civil war, which never happened. We're in a totalitarian society Uh subjects fertile women called handmaids to childbearing slavery. So in other words If you can have a baby you become a baby making slave Yes, but they were still wearing colonial garb in that in handmaid's tail They were I don't care for it's a truth. That's the fact. That's why I thought it was an old movie It's like that uh m night shellamine movie in the woods or something whatever the fuck Whatever the fuck you remember the movie where they in the woods Yeah, but they're all living like they're in old times and dressing like they're in old times Yeah, that was project but but outside Like modern era Yes, I know what you're talking about. What was that shit called the woods No, I forgot what that shit was called Fuck I know the movie you're talking about and then basically at the end when they just go Yeah, they escaped because the woman is blind. Yeah, she's at the highway and shit like that Oh, yeah, handmaid's tail got so many colonies costumes. It's colonial garb So I don't fucking know I didn't I didn't link it back to slavery Because my whole point was mad people dressed like that back then You know what it was till they had a black model. I don't know just I don't know I want you to think more you think more of your people tail. You're right See now we can't even have representation because you don't think it's slavery every time We can't do no right, bro. We can't there's nothing we can do right. They were like Promoting it for another reason whatever. I don't trust in the internet like that. I just thought they were trying to do a ploy or something I love you Taylor. Oh We got to bring up remember that remember Taylor. I was on your instagram man I saw you you got the funniest thing man. Was this like last week or two weeks ago. What happened? Remember Taylor's throwback pic What's my throwback? What throwback pic? What are you talking about with brandy? Remember you had that throwback pic Yes, if you want to talk about it I'm opposed to other picture if I actually have him actually signed in like Hold on. This is this is why this is why you're my favorite. Why are you hating? This is why you're My favorite like I can have my favorites. Oh my and this is why you're my favorite What where's the picture? Where's it at? You took it down already? No, I did not take it down. Oh my god. I think Okay, ready when things come full here's the When things come full circle, uh Yes, she is holding a pic of when I first met her at like three years old when she went to prom with Kobe Bryant What's wrong with that Hold on. She brought that pic to the studio. I brought the picture Oh What'd you think but wait were you? Yeah, go go I didn't know what you I didn't know I didn't know what I saw that but I didn't know what Taylor was talking about because I didn't see her in the picture Okay, I didn't okay. I thought t did he was in the picture. I just saw a picture of brandy and Kobe I didn't know what was going on. Oh, are you in that picture? It's on the side. I have another picture of her actually holding me But I need my mom to send it to me. So you was you took the picture at her and Kobe I think my dad took the picture of my sister took the picture. Whoever was in the background but That's my mom and I'm Little girl. Well, it did come full circle Why are you Why are you hitting like why can't I have not have no Why can't I No, because every time I'm asking a question. No because y'all be thinking like I don't know I'm with you or somebody that when I was younger like it's impossible because now that I work in this field like She's the baby Oh But I can see why people would think you like Another picture of me Kobe and my brother On my profile too, y'all could check it out too. Yeah It's a full picture. Yo, why why do you Why do y'all think that I'm randomly gonna lie about that? No, why why you think you got to be the one to introduce her to all the famous people like yo, she knows famous people All right So I don't know why it's a big fucking deal. It's nothing to her I could care god bless the dead. I could care less if it was Kobe in that picture Our brandy. Okay. I just think it's hilarious That Taylor's like, this is me and we don't even see who the person is I Here's a picture of a time that I was with you even though there's no proof Like she Shut up Like when wax kidnapped Ed Sheeran and made him promote, uh, waxed the cd Ed Sheeran shook he'd be like, I think it's good. I don't know for sure, but I think it's very good Can I go now? hilarious Anyways, that's my guy. I know I have no reason not to believe Taylor man But also my mom told you already and my grandma told you a couple years ago, too Yeah, what's your mama told me? She's y'all. I'm not doing this. I'm not gonna do this either Hey Okay Real quick real quick. I just think it's hilarious Because Taylor put everything comes full circle. Yo, it does come full circle. Like I Came full circle When I met her at young age and now where I'm at now and meeting her again at an older age That's what I'm saying. Like as it's full circle. Like we met again. Is that the wrong way to say Watch Yo, why I love you is because I watch you lose confidence in your in your defense But my favorite part was she lost confidence. She's like in that phone circle and then one last ditch effort. She just went She's went, you know Let me ask you I want to ask Taylor that question Tell her what shit you agree. Listen Taylor All the other times you met brandy. What was that? I never that's a that's the second time I met her That's what I'm saying. So the first time you met her wasn't a full circle moment Bro, she didn't even meet her when she was a baby. How do you meet somebody in a baby? I guess I'm putting it together like how we get She don't remember what what you remember her in a baby You said what do you remember her as a baby? Did you remember that? I remember meeting her that night I remember going there. Yes. How old were you? I remember certain things Huh, what year were you born Taylor? 91 and what year was that prom so that was 94 Okay, see you see what year they went to the prom bro. Yeah, I was young. I never said I was like 15 or something like that That's what I'm trying to say. Do you remember? But why is this because you don't remember certain shit when you was young? I don't I don't remember what happened last week. I promise. I was in the house for 10 days. I can't remember shit. I'm not you That's right. I'm sorry. She's not you right. You didn't meet no famous people when you were two. I hate y'all I hate y'all so much. Yo, you didn't meet no famous people when you were two years old What year did Kobe and brandy go to the prom? Hey, bro. I think it was 90 Hey, man, it was 98 Man It might have been 98 or something like 97 something that like it was Darla wax y'all didn't meet no famous people while your mom was pregnant with you. I don't know. Never Okay, Kobe and brandy went to the prom in 96. What year you born there? 91 91 she was five. So you remember them being hell that old He could remember. Yeah, why were you in someone's arms? You talking about you being born in 91 I was having a date of the prom the date was made by the way the date the the prom was in may of 1996 your birthday is what Taylor may what you should know it sure. I mean, that's fucked up It's like may 23rd 16th May 16. Okay. I can see definitely five. I can see sweat on her mom's neck from holding up a grown-ass Sweating right now, bro. This is crazy No, it would have been full circle if you y'all had read if y'all had retook the picture Well, we can't really tell if it's you and your mom would have been holding somebody up Not see her having brandy hold that picture brandy hold the picture More of the story is more of the story is Is that y'all I hate this and y'all don't fucking believe me that it was me Like that's what it sounds like most amazing human You got a brandy feel about this fucking lie Tell you Like why are you holding that grown-ass with fucking adults? Why you got a whole adult in your arms? That's crazy Look at the back and look at Kobe so confused as to why your mom holding you with five years Look at Uh, give us some more ask give us some more shit. We won't care about next weekend. We don't care about this I know I'm gonna care about this forever. Yeah, that's a good one. That's not a good one That's good. He is sober. I can't wait to get that shirt me like yo, she did he real shit I think we gotta tell us that you got your math wrong. That wasn't I did get my math wrong I'm I suck at math. So What it is When were you born? I know where the fuck I was born at what he's saying. You're not born in 91 Where was I when was I born then when was she born then dude? He knows when she's born if the if the thing was 96 like charlotte said in may 96 may 25th 1996 when colby and They said colby and brandy wasn't in 91 that mean you a five-year-old kid. That's a baby. That's being held what He's trying to say You weren't even there. He's trying to say that's not even you in the picture 91. I was five Why would I be five when I was born in 91? No, if you didn't see a boyfriend, yo, it's messed up What are you talking about if you do this to your man, this is messed up because I was I was really clear 91. What are you talking about? No, you were five and 96 But he just said 91 that's how this guy messed up. He messed up. Do this to your man. This is messed up What? You shouldn't do this. Do what? I was I was real clear. I said 91 if he's born Let's go to let's go to another topic and the the prom was 96 None of us think that that was the the baby is five years old Because they holding the baby, right? I think there's someone else helping to hold it on it out of the First of all, I think it's more of a group effort. It's a group effort. That's three people Yeah, it's a group effort I'm a small person individual anyway, right? Yeah, so why don't I think I was small when I was five Yo, she is a small person If you open that picture up, please somebody open she got a pacifier in the mouth. That's a pacifier in that mouth No, it's not playing. I'm going home for I'm going home for Thanksgiving. I will bring back another fucking picture to help y'all fucking remember and speak Listen, all we're saying is listen All we're saying is we don't believe you but you need to present more evidence You have another picture. Wait, what do you not believe me? Or does not knowing Kobe and everything else like How did you tell brandy? That was you because you really can't see that person right there So were you like that's there's a signature on the back of the Picture that I have. Yeah, who's signature. Who's signature yours? Like my mom writes like dates and everything of that on every fucking photo She has for whatever reason But how does that prove it's you? The fact is the matter The fact is the matter I'm gonna say it just like that. The fact is the matter that y'all are haters And it is Why do y'all not want to believe that I met brandy at a young age? I don't see the pacifier Why do y'all think that I make like What is the story that I make up about my life that y'all think that is real And we don't we don't have time we have to dedicate a whole week worth of podcast. Do you have any younger to that one? No, I'm the youngest What's um, give us give us some My sister and brandy like why are y'all hating how we know it's your sister We all look like y'all pissed me off. You said I'm glad at least I'm glad your sister got a picture. Yo I have a picture too I honestly I have a picture too. I don't know where it is like for a throw So you mean hold on hold on hold on Listen, no listen listen listen so you actually have a picture of you and brandy. I have it with me Yeah, I just said that earlier. Okay. Okay. Okay. Well, listen. So there is actually a picture of you and brandy that exists, correct? Yes So instead of bringing that picture for brandy Where you hardly in it sir, I don't have it with me. I can snap to you something That's wild slow thirsty tail Why is it? It feel like you it feel like you was formulating that caption in your mind for a while And you had to get it off by hook or by crook Was she excited when you told her? Yeah, was she also like Oh my god, like she don't yo I might even explain stuff that y'all still don't fucking believe. So let's can we go to another topic? Did she say she remember you only trying to go to the next topic for 15 minutes You kept asking me fucking questions. So anyway, let's go to the next topic. Yo, uh Here's some shit. Here's some shit. I think that we should talk about what do you guys we want to do more topical stuff Or you want to talk about uh, you want to talk about LeBron? I mean if you guys want to let's pay this bill and come back and talk about LeBron James All right, let's let's let's pay this bill. 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Let's talk lebron james What's up with lebron james? What happened? um Lebron lebron threw a little uh Punched and it split open a guy's head. I saw that and uh Yeah, he I don't know. I think lebron meant to hit him I don't know if he meant to hit him in the face, but he definitely meant to to do that I meant to tell him to get off him. Get off. Yeah, man. Uh, yeah, what's the count? What's the conversation though? What is the oh, I think I think lebron didn't want that smoke. I'll tell you that much Lebron was fine being protected by that dude those dudes Why would you want that smoke when you why would you want that smoke when you a billion dollar enterprise? I don't play people poorer than me. Also. I got no video You're a billion dollar enterprise And you know, you was wrong like immediately after he did it. He was like, oh shit my bad Yeah, I do think he meant for him to get off him and give him a little a little welcome to the NBA You know, but but I don't think he meant to bust him open like if there's no blood This isn't a conversation but because there's blood. It's like, oh, I got to do something now This man made me bleed in front of all these people watching What are the blood in the reaction? The reaction from From Isaiah Stewart Oh, no, I'm saying I'm talking about Isaiah If there's no blood Isaiah Stewart doesn't have to do anything He could just be like, yo, what the fuck were you doing? They could jot each other lebron gets a tech or it gets kicked out the game for doing it And then it's over But then they when he saw that blood leaking down his face If you don't do something when someone made your face bleed like you look kind of pussy It felt to me like Isaiah was triggered by something else And I like, you know, I like I'm not no psychiatrist a therapist like always say but I just feel like If you're going to react if you reacted like that is something else that happened to him That triggered him in that way that maybe brought him back to that moment. I don't know because I was like You know, I didn't see I didn't see any reason for him to go that crazy basketball before in the hood We all got filed super filed. Yeah Even with the blood lebron was like, yo, my bad my bad now unless something was said We don't know about in between all of that You think I don't see the reason for him to act like that I actually don't even people that act like that. I'm like, man, please let him go Because I want to see what he can do it now If you if you acting like that I want you to get to who you trying to get to To see what you can do or get to the right person. They're gonna show you something because he was he wasn't bronzed face for a second Yeah, that's true. That's true. But me Trying to hold you back. Yeah, but to your point maybe until he saw the blood he didn't react like that But no if it was real real he probably like a shark man you taste blood man You do start reacting a certain way once you start tasting blood Do you think that maybe it was something from like, I don't know in his younger years in life And it just kind of come full circle in this moment. That's what I think it was it was for whatever reason that moment Triggered him and reminded him of something He's never been through All right, he's been through before something because he went crazy. Yeah. Yeah, but he lost it Yeah, like lost it lost it like Ron our test it neck like that one been while he shoved him Yeah, he probably had no pacifiers when he was a baby. Yeah, I could be I could it could be Could be a lack of pacifiers. That is a good point It could be that's definitely going on there. Maybe maybe when he was five You know, he met LeBron And you know somebody was holding him up in a picture, but it was just like the back of his head and he keeps telling people You know, that's me in this picture. Nobody believes it. Nobody Maybe he felt like LeBron hitting him was LeBron's way of saying stop showing people that stupid ass picture Maybe he said that maybe LeBron said that on on the on the free throw line He was like, yo cut that shit out. I wasn't you bro. Like you don't know each other That wasn't you. Yeah, that wasn't you and stop saying you met me without Five years. I was not supposed to have no pacifier. Word up. Word up. I can see that. I can see that I'm on your team Taylor's team, bro. That's all I'm trying to say. I think Taylor knows brandy. I think she knows a lot of famous people I know her. I think I've met her for four years I think you know 112. I think you know a lot I just think you know a lot of famous people outside of charlemagne the god and the breakfast club I think you know most famous people from back in the day. Jody's bro. Taylor been out here Brue Hill I don't like like this tease thing because I'm being so forever I don't lie about my life. I'm not teasing bro. I think you know these people. Alan is more set Yeah, I'm telling you. Yo, by the way Taylor, it's no need to stop now Any any old picture Listen any old picture with celebrities where there's a little black baby that you can hardly see. That's you It can be you. All right bet because guess what? They also think that I'm the So since everyone's going to go in this training Um, if y'all think I'm lying about everything If y'all think I'm lying about everything People also think that I'm the little girl from a Bernie Mac show. So yeah, I'm her too Oh I got mad people that say that to me him down Who are these two people on social media that got you thinking you're a little girl off Bernie Mac show? I've never heard that in my life. I've never heard that You didn't mean they're not saying it to me. Oh you got a lot of DMs on that Yes I'm not like that I can't know or whatever. It's weird. It's weird Just because people say you're the little girl off Bernie Mac show, you know, you're not the little girl off Bernie Mac show I'm saying since everyone thinks I'm fucking lying about something. Yeah, I'll give you something to lie about The fuck I have no idea what you're talking about. Can you show show's five of those right now? Okay. Well, it's a lot of DMs already I gotta go look. I don't see them What did I say? I'm just saying like y'all making seem like What is so funny? What is so funny that I'm just saying I just want to see Taylor and one for you Taylor. Listen. Listen. I just want to see us. Hey, that's all I know. I ain't hating. I don't know. They hate us because they hate us, you know what I mean? I would pay top dollar to see Taylor in a deposition I Would pay not for no, I don't want no serious crime, but just something like a fender bender I would love to see Taylor in a deposition Taylor be like, I didn't hit his car. Why would I hit his car just because I was in the car driving the car when it hit Doesn't mean I hit his car I hate y'all I hate y'all so much. Let's do some askin idiots, man. Yeah, let's get it. Okay. What do we got for asking for twitter? I'll just say This is from twitter For the holidays They want to know What is your favorite holiday food? And this is by robin loves love. Do y'all celebrate Thanksgiving like the traditional way? Do y'all switch it up? Well, what do you mean by the traditional way like like I'm talking about when it comes like the food and everything Because I personally don't think we should be celebrating it. Why? Because it's about fucking them taking over the Indians Oh, it's about celebrating the dinner that we had together and then y'all and then what happens next Well, sometimes bad things happen after Yo, that's just you know what that looks like on promotion. I had to make shit dark Um, what happened with the child's child since shooting he prayed with them and then he's gonna shoot them afterwards That's fucked up. You really got to stop repeating stuff you see on social media as your own thoughts. What do you mean? You have to stop doing it. I never, wait, what do you mean? I never saw that on social media Like why why why is Thanksgiving like the Charleston shooting? I'm saying, you didn't hear what I just said? Mind you, I'm born in Charleston, South Carolina. You know, I'm not saying that it's Exactly like I'm saying how they had dinner with them and then what happened afterwards and they killed it They didn't have dinner in the Charleston shooting I understand what you're trying to say I understand what you're trying to say, but I don't think it's same I think that like you can celebrate a moment And just because something happens after that moment doesn't take away from all the good things that happened before I'm not with it. I'm not with Thanksgiving at all I I'm just trying I'm just really trying to figure out what's the correlation between Thanksgiving And the Charleston shooting all Maverickers are not created with your With your spot with your husband even though you guys are divorced Yeah, well you're celebrating something you guys did together you made that kid That's not the same as it happened afterwards Like what what we all got divorced? Yeah, but that doesn't mean they could have been a bad divorce It could have been a healthy divorce Like we don't if it was a bad divorce could you still celebrate your kid's birthday? I will hope so. Okay. That's my point. We could still celebrate the good things that happen How are you relating it to that? Oh, I'm just saying that's I mean I don't to be honest with you. I don't even know what the good thing was on Thanksgiving I mean Thanksgiving was a genocide. No, that wasn't Thanksgiving was the dinner The pilgrims of the Native Americans ended in genocide. Say what not that night Not that night. They had good food. Everybody went to sleep. Everybody was happy Later there was genocide I don't know the timeline. I mean either but I just know something might happen I know I know a lot of indigenous people uh Say Thanksgiving is was a bloody day exactly and in his store in history. What do you mean exactly? I'm saying it was a bad. I don't think we should celebrate. That's all I'm saying Why not? Why can't we celebrate? First of all, no offense on something like this, but like I don't really don't think we should celebrate any American like black people celebrate any American holidays Like that. Are you trying out for something y'all? I'm not sure what you mean It's feel like amateur night I'm over here like hold on That's a good idea. I think you should go to work on Christmas then Why would I do that? Go to work if you don't want the day off. Don't celebrate it with the day off Enjoy, enjoy working Taylor you do know Juneteenth is a national holiday now, right? Yeah, no, I'm glad I'm happy for that. So that's an American holiday. So we shouldn't celebrate that We could celebrate that What about Valentine's Day? That's an American holiday cut it out What about Christmas? I can't get on Christmas. So I was coming to my dad about Christmas isn't an American holiday Christmas is like commercial holiday and I feel like it should be time to spend it with your family though Like don't get me wrong, but the whole gifts thing and everything else Like how they make it I don't think it should be like what about what about July 4th Independence day I'm over that too Okay, but then you got to work those days. You got to go to work. You got to I always don't work in any way. So it doesn't fucking matter. I'm proud of you working on Thanksgiving and I'm proud of you working on Christmas So it doesn't matter. I'm I'm not opposed to how you feel but the change got to start with you So that means you should start no Thanksgiving tomorrow. Don't go nowhere to eat on Christmas You're you're missing what I'm saying though like as in what are you saying? I think that how they should be spent with your family and friends. Don't get me wrong I'm just saying of overall like I want my mom to switch up at least like the food or something on Thanksgiving I don't think we should make it traditional to make it like with I'm like a guest from history. I want us to switch it up. They make it all right Hold on. Tell me about so you hold on. You think that they were eating turkeys at the first Thanksgiving I think I'm saying of what they have Thanksgiving as now like let's switch it up. That's what I'm saying Switch it up to what? Like I'm just saying how a seafood Thanksgiving like I don't need to eat turkey on Thanksgiving Like I'm just saying the traditional ways of yeah, you could do that. There's no rules Nobody's going to arrest you if you have seafood on things. I just want to change up my definition or I want my family to change. You're in America. You're free to do whatever you want You could have whatever meals you want to do and that's what it is I know but my mom is very traditional. That's what I'm saying But I don't think the food I really don't think the food has anything to do With what you're talking about Taylor what you're talking about is the fact Thanksgiving is linked to the genocide between the pilgrims and the Native Americans and and you don't think we should be celebrating a day of Genocide or something that eventually led to a day of genocide A generation later. Yeah, and that's but that's why also I guess I shouldn't be Pushing them in that way, but like we should switch is that we're are going to have Thanksgiving Let's switch it up in a way where it's not related to the history of That's all So that means we got to know exactly what they had to eat You're not Yeah, pissing me off I don't think they have no mac and cheese back there They have no dressing bro. They might have had some yams but not the candy joints Taylor's like Thanksgiving was like the Charleston shooting like, huh? Taylor do you know the definition of genocide? No, I don't It is the deliberate killing of a large number of people from a particular nation our ethnic group with the aim of destroying that nation our group Maybe I don't know. I don't I wouldn't call the Charleston shooting a genocide. Would you show us? No, that's not it was racist what he did Yes, it was racist He admitted it was racist, but I'm just saying okay. Well not based off. I'm just saying of literally Him praying with them, right? And then them saying that they had a peaceful dinner at Thanksgiving, right? But then afterwards what happened like bad stuff happened afterwards He went back and killed the people in Charleston I think what dylan roof did was an act of domestic terrorism You know what I'm saying and he and he did it because he he wanted to ignite a race war. He said that he said I committed this shooting because I wanted to ignite a race war the pilgrims were just that was a straight colonization They weren't trying to ignite no race war. They were just trying to wipe the Indians out So they could take over the land That's why it's why I'm okay, but I'm not saying the same You're not getting what I'm saying while we do some asking Let's ask I would ask Chris Chris is Chris there What do you think Chris? Do you think there's some is there a correlation between the Charleston shooting and Thanksgiving? Well, I mean, I think the most important thing to talk about it's Thanksgiving never happened. I mean, it's essentially a It's a mess I might be slightly off, but I believe it was created during the civil war to help try to bridge Unity in the country, but there's no historical evidence that uh, you know, indians sat down With the pilgrims and taught them how to do this need. I think over time. Yeah, they probably showed them how to Cultivate corn and squash and the other native things, but there was no dinner. I mean, it's a creation. It's propaganda So so it's you're kind of arguing about something that didn't even see I didn't know that though I'm just putting the two as in like something If it did happen, Chris, would you would you correlate? I think hypothetically I see what Taylor's saying You're breaking up, Chris You're breaking up It's probably good. Yeah, god is like enough already. Yeah, let's let's go to some asking idiots, please Y'all didn't even answer the question What was the question it was what y'all think is which y'all favorite holiday food, but never mind um How do we get there from that question? Because I made a comment first, but Yeah, I don't know Don't want to go you want to read it. I'll do it. Okay Okay, this is from uh This is from thoughts spending hard Um, what is 96 minus 91? I'm gonna say I'm gonna be honest with you 96. I'm gonna say probably like I'm gonna say at least two I'll say four Four and three quarters. No, I think like Okay four and a half 96 minus 91 I don't know bro No Yo Taylor walked out. That's not cool. Come on. Come on. Come on. Okay. Well, I tell her walking now Taylor We just want to be down Yo, I'm the I'm just looking at Taylor's questions. Is she screen shot it? Um, okay I got one more. What do you think this is from uh jl 2487? What do you think? Uh Of marvel's phase four so far That's our last um Um, love the tv shows Movies are very iffy The internals love the tv shows. What do you think about the eternal haven't I haven't seen the internals I just watched shang chi this weekend. Okay. Um I enjoyed shang chi. It was cool, but it's just I don't know. I felt disconnected to it from some reason. I don't know why and and and and everybody People like to say oh it's because you know, we're not familiar with the character shang chi It's like yo, that's how marvel has made its bones so far marvel made his bones by taking these characters That weren't necessarily huge in the comics and making them big in the mcu because they didn't have You know the rights to a lot of the the a-list guys so shang chi was cool, but I don't know. Maybe maybe it's maybe it's the experience too. Maybe it's something about going to the movies theater You know what I mean when I'm watching things at home. Maybe I don't appreciate them that much I saw black widow at home. I'm like, okay. It was cool I saw shang chi at home. I'm like, okay. It was cool TV shows have been amazing every disney plus tv show from what if the loki Wanda vision to captain america when a soldier Have been fantastic. Is there movies and do you think it might have something to do with the fact that like The tv shows for the most part were either based in characters that we knew from when we're a kid or Have appeared in many movies. So they're already established While the eternals Is mostly newer characters that the average casual is not uh aware of or a big fan of Um, maybe but a ant man was great. I knew a man growing up, but I didn't love it man Now you're right about that and man knows and that's also judge though. Judd don't miss Judd is a beast. Right, right. Paul Rudd. Paul Rudd. Don't miss. I loved I loved the ant man. You know what I mean, um Saying it with Thor I was familiar with Thor from the comics, but I didn't I wasn't a huge Thor fan But you love Thor now because of the movie. So I don't know. There's just I like the tv shows better um I think spider-man is definitely going to change that though. Yeah, spider-man far from home is definitely going to bust ass That shit looks incredible. But that's spider-man, right? Like that's spider-man established property. Do we know about? Um, here's a yeah, I don't know. Okay. Here's my here's my last ask an idiot. Um, what did you guys think about the social media reaction to kevin durant's ankles Hilarious classic twitter last one twitter was fun. Yeah, that's when social media was fun And when everything wasn't being taken too serious when everything wasn't, you know, performative It was just this guy's ashy. Get him Like just this simple comedy Sometimes you just want simple comedy, you know what I mean? I enjoyed everyone. That's it. That's it. That's it That's it. The funniest one I saw was somebody said katie stands for kind of dirty And they and they were showing like his hair and to me this shit is just funny and I loved how I love kevin's clap back when kevin was like Yo, y'all about to make me pull the y'all broke mother y'all broke caught on I liked it. I enjoyed it. You know what I'm saying? That is that's classic social media Yeah, it's like it was the perfect thing because You're allowed to make fun of it. It's something that can't be controlled and go away It's not like you're making fun of like a birth defect. You literally just put lotion on you're good So the stakes weren't too high the jokes were there. You can't get cancelled really for anything you're saying So you could just feel free to shoot Yeah, it was almost like the perfect storm of what made twitter amazing back in the day. Yes Yes, when nobody took anything too serious, we all knew it was jokes. Yeah, and you know And no for real. I remember when twitter got serious, man So with my man jr smith. I'm glad jr smith is like, you know doing this thing He's at no kill on the ante playing golf getting his degree, but I remember letting the fire joke fly because jr smith posted about how you know He he just got some truck fit And so I retweeted him and said, well, what did you do to get it? Yeah What was the Wayne line Wayne had that line? Yeah, that was just a that was just a joke that we all used to throw around Somebody said they had some truck fit What did you do to get it? Because a little Wayne I thought he would take the joke serious He's like nah, motherfucker stick to being a funny guy on the radio blah blah blah And it's like shit So it was just like it came to a point where people just They forgot it was all jokes, man. Yeah lute jr smith though, man. I really respect what he's doing I don't think people are talking about what he's doing enough, man You know what I mean? The fact that he's had a prosperous NBA career got bunny decided to go back to school to bet himself He's on the golf team Like, you know, who's he about to do the same thing? Right? I don't know about that You know, I can only speak for what jr is actually doing But I but I respect it because everybody gave jr smith hell and act like he was You know, just some thugged out dude who was drinking Hennessy before games whatever whatever and he's like nah Motherfucker, don't put me in no box. Watch me switch. Just watch me change this narrative on y'all I love that. There's always been a really awesome player to watch Even back in colorado, man member Oh my god, he used to jump out the fucking gym. Yeah, it's just one of those guys always rooted for Same So lute jr smith. All right, I think we did it guys. We did Um, as always if you listen to this podcast you think we're smart. You think we're intelligent You think we're brilliant. You're absolutely right. But if you listen to this podcast and you think we're just a couple idiots Who don't know shit. You're right too. It's the brilliant idiots podcast. Thank you for listening