 All right, it's come time We're taking my beard taking it off my face Putting it on Jake's face If we got a thousand reviews by the end of the season, this is what we said we'd do not sure why Jake and I both aren't excited about this. No, just kind of walked home from the store. I said damn No, Jimmy. When was the last time you were clean shaved last time? I was clean shaven was when I was 22. I'm 30 years old now eight years I don't even know what I look like under there. It's gonna be fat It's gonna be like when Brian McCann came to the Yankees and then he had a shave and you're like, oh, wow You're super chubby. I mean not that people didn't already know but it's gonna be a bad luck I'm hungover. So it means I'm already depressed I'm gonna fall into a deep pit of depression with my bare face grow back as fast as I can But we're doing it my stomach dropped twice thinking about this. I know that's how much I don't fucking Place I've been wanting to take some like pictures and videos along the way It's kind of been sad and we're doing this I don't know. I think This is about this is a pretty good beard for me. Well, lack me there So yeah, I've never had a beard Jim hasn't been beardless in eight years. Oh girlfriends never see me so she's gonna come home from work and Let's get going You look like every relief pitcher from the 90s You look like you have a two-pitch mix Can I say something in a friendly way? I was expecting more of a double chin Mustache Jimmy used to be a favorite around Halloween at our college parties Mustache Jimmy was an asshole You look good you look like It's really weird looking at myself, I'm not gonna lie It's like a brief sack and I'm like that's not dude. It's kind of weird watching you look at yourself That's Under my nose, okay I'm miserable Dude I'm so happy with how disgusting this looks cuz it's cheered up cheered me up look up fucking They're picture the next day. It's like wow He got arrested. He was way too drunk and he went nuts at a bar You leaving it on for the whole day say thanks for the reviews If we break 1500 by the end of the playoffs Jake has agreed to cut his dick off I'll think about it. I'll think about it