 This is my team the lowest overall team you can possibly build and this is L's team the best team that money can buy He's never played the game. Let's see how this goes slur alliums. How do you how do you like your team? I'm not gonna lie. I don't know any of them. Go to your lineup. Tell me if you can name a single guy Adrian Peterson I've never fucking heard of him. Dude. There's a there's a giant Adrian Peterson poster framed in the living room It's on the back wall. I don't stare at the back wall. I watch TV in there Super cup. There you go. Oh, Tyree kill. Hey, there you go. Well, I know them. All right. Now. What's your score reaction for this game? I think I'm gonna have 36 36 I'm losing this footage. I think I'm gonna get 36 and I think Matt's gonna get 14 I got a 68 overall team. You like mute your shot mute me for a second so I can tell them something What when you like take your headphones off? Okay, go ahead you guys Literally, I know how to beat Matt because he thinks I'm just gonna throw every play So he probably expects me to throw the first play, but I'll run it So then his defense won't even know what's coming. Can I put my head set back on dude? You were totally listening. No, I was not. Yes, you were if I was listening I would know what you said you were listening cuz I'm gaslight and I'm gaslight and I'm gaslight and I got a 69 overall offense a 68 overall defense. Dude, there's actually I actually think I might lose Dang look at your squad El Gino wait wait for my way for my way for my way for my dog dog Oh, I'm not supposed to have him. I had that 81 there. I'm not supposed to have him I think I mistook him for the for the silver. I'll make sure I sell them out. Please. No My sprint You're in for a rude awakening you are in for a rude awakening You go for two. Oh a fake L go. Come on. There's no shot. You do that I would have actually come pick that press B to click to the guy closest to dude this slowest fucking guy is Switched I needed I needed you to miss that. This is this is okay for me now, right off the I just ran the whole field How do you feel dude? I don't feel good. Obviously. What do you want from me? What kind of post game interviews that I? Got bum after bum after bum out here. Oh, this is so wack There we go. Hey, you want to pick a defense. We're just gonna sit here with our dicks our hands old game I don't have a dick in my hand. I can change that I'm gonna cook your poverty man coverage. Oh my god laser. Let's go Mallory. Oh, I did that. I did that Yeah, so L if you click B, it'll switch you to guy closest But then if you click B and like move it move the stick around you can like choose to your own see what I'm saying Dude, look at will soon. Oh Oh my god, I'm these guys are homeless. Do you think that my team could pick? Is there a play for that your team could what pick you off? Is there is there a play for that? Yeah, yeah, if there's a play to pick someone off when everyone just run at every play. What do you mean? Is there a play? What kind of question is that where you're throwing it right there? Don't have the little nickels that don't mean idiot. You don't have to get a touchdown every play L five yards It's a good pickup. I'm getting one every play baby. You're a fraud every play To me. I will oh My god, man I'm a little nervous. I've been talking some shit. Yeah, now you got to play real offense. No kicker turn You got to play real offense now Okay, that was pretty good. How do I celebrate? Oh my god, it's got defensive pass interference on an interception. Wait You didn't get that. I literally picked you off. Okay, so here's what you gotta do. You gotta click X Hey What would have happened if I clicked it would have been because I wasn't really paying attention You're trash your dog Stop you said all that to me you are Said he you sprint with RT. It's the shoe button call duty. It's not making my grave fast. Well, you're just bad How do you feel? Touchdown Dude, you're gonna get fucking scum That's a point after attempt time So if you kick the PAT get one point if you go for it like you run a regular play and get it you get two points I'm actually kind of nervous. You better hope I don't start getting it together here. I'm actually nervous Did we sack you? I'm gonna throw a dot on you. Dot. I do it. I do you You guys the most homeless Wait Dude, where was I supposed to be going to the end so now I'm going the right way. Yes, you were you could have scored These guys are so homeless. This is crazy. Are you running the ball? Thank you. No way. Did he catch that he caught that are you gonna quit? Yeah, are you gonna quit? Dude, this is right running the balls literally the most stupid Makes me so mad that don't run it you're choosing the run. It's literally infuriating Oh little play action Clearly he wasn't if you didn't throw it to him. He was so wide open. You should have thrown it to him All right, boys. We got to get home got to get home on Serelius shit Wide open baby that might have been Yeah, I was gonna say there was nobody over there. I don't get home. I put six against five You really like the fake I respect it stop doing that. What's this out? It's this man coverage? Mommy mommy's credit card will not win this game. Okay, maybe it will do the biggest issue is my quarterback Actually can't hit anybody. He cannot throw to a wide open guy. Okay, so like right here We're every throw is poor accuracy every throw is poor accuracy. I didn't even realize that I picked that Okay, I like that pass did I just go backwards you sure did here. We go here. We go come back season starts now second 14. Oh, you got to run that out. Yes No, you fraudulent bum God pick it off 14 Nice come on. That was a laser. That was a laser dude. I'm gonna dude. Oh, I'm so close. What do you mean by that? I? Like that. I like that out. Here we go. No pass interference this time Your ass grinds my gears when you fucking pick what's supposed to be a touchdown pass Oh, you have intercepted me four times I just fucking took all my lunch money and now I'm out here starving actually so dog shit. I can't holy shit I completed pass please please please My team doesn't even need me. Yes. I know they don't that's the whole point. Oh my god. What a route will Mallory on the wind It's literally impossible. I'm gonna dice you up with whips. I'm gonna. I'm gonna dice you up all the way You're hooker you're hooker and you just left the guy wide open. Oh my god I can't even kick a 51 year field goal. I can't even kick a 51 fucking years. I actually have an idea See if I get a punt dot here. I really need it punt dot. Oh my god. That's a fucking dot It sure was L. This is my only chance to score boys This is literally my only chance to score, but I have the ball you sure do It's gonna try and sack me no what why would that be my idea? I don't know cuz what else the fuck could you do? Hey, I'm gonna win. No a few moments later. Where you going hooker Flex, okay Mine What did I just break my own ankle? Oh press X press X press X hold it. No. No, I don't trust you Fucking suck. I'm gonna I'm actually gonna get 36 points You're gonna get more than 36 and then I'm just gonna like stop it so that I actually guess the score You throw a lot, but it doesn't matter I can't there's no way for me to play offense my guy cannot throw the ball No, it's I do they're all Hail Mary. I don't even think my quarterback can throw it this far I don't think my NFL quarterback can throw it 40 yards. Let me score on you. Well, don't let me score on you Well, that might have been my best chance to score right there You got to go cover a your trash. Oh my god, you gave me a touchdown, baby Please guys we're actually so close. I'm actually gonna score right there. No I'm gonna be honest. That's entirely on me. I meant to throw that day. I deserve I deserve Hey, it's a nice little check down L That was textbook football right here. Dude. Look at you with the magic. Wait a minute. You're becoming a smart player hell yeah Dude, you're becoming like you're actually making reads and shit. You're not just pressing buttons. Oh my god I just blitz so many people on so far. Oh, we can't even get to the quarterback. We blitz seven did that count It was a catch. You just didn't score. Oh Shit literally go fucking bad groceries at Walmart. You're so ass Shit, dude, shit. I'm actually gonna rage. I'm gonna quit the game Dude, but I wanted to score right there. I need to get 36 points. There's no way you get 36 I'm sorry. Oh, you're not getting back in the end. You haven't even seen what my end zone looks like I have seen it I just haven't been in there, but you didn't have to say it. Oh my god. Yes, please. Yes It's hard You're on your fourth down already Oh You're giving me the first down is what you are Look it will Mallory. Why was nobody even there? Go get on somebody and get there then Hell hell. What are you doing? Are you doing? I'm baiting me. Did I hopefully fucking pick it? Hell? I was pointing as Baker if I would have actually had the controller in my hands Have it in your hands. What do you mean? You were probably it hit you. It fucking grazed your head. You actually might score. No I gotta play again. Oh, I thought you did my guy was wide open. You should have passed it So shut the fuck up. Oh, you know you should have passed you get up your ass. Oh my god Well, I thought you were saying I'm fast. Just tell me another oh my god You have the most free touchdowns. That's insane. Hey, could you let me score one more time so that I have 36? Yeah, of course. I can sound like you're gonna get any point Hello, what am I doing? No, Matt. No Matt. No Matt. Does it matter? Yes 14 that's my number dude. I just faked myself out. I should not have thrown to him I had a great time. We should do this. Oh, you guys. You have a great time. Oh, holy shit Gino Smith you only threw three interceptions 13 for 20 for 75 yards five touchdowns three interceptions I had zero touchdowns five intercepts 22 for 47 21.4. Yeah, yo will Mallory led the game though DeAndre Hopkins returned to kickoff of 80 yards. Yeah, I fucking remember Cooper cup got a 33 yard pass from Gino Smith Okay, DJ Mac have got an 83 yard pass from G. Naes Smith All right, what do you got to say you can have your final you can have your final send-off for this video I think that maybe next time We should have a more fair fair matchup No, I thought it's fun though. I think Matt's dog shit His head was getting a little too big. We just had to do shut it I didn't bring him back down there Anyways, no, that was fun. Get good or not. All right. Let's shut up. I'll take any one of you guys Make sure to sub to L's twitch which that TV for such sir. Williams. Make sure to don't don't share this video with anybody Don't show this video to a soul. Let's keep this one hidden