 Bad bitch every day like Chris. What y'all been listenin' to? What's female rappers y'all been listenin' to? I like Laquia, she gon' hard. Laquia? Oh, you been listenin' to? What's the girl? Kenna Mann. Fuck nigga free. R-L-R-E, fuck nigga free. Oh my girl. That shit, I ain't got a word about a fuck nigga free. Ain't nothing to it. She land on her. Yeah, it sure is, we all be land. She land. Why you say she land? I got my reasons for believin' the same thing. Cause she got a nigga. Oh, she got a nigga, that's your reason. Now look, she got a nigga. What if she blow up and she get busy, right? And then the nigga just be like, you ain't had no time for me. You was on the road, you was doin' your show. You done just, I knew you was finna leave me for another rap in that nigga. He cheatin' cause he insecure. She about to leave. She might've been about to stay. That nigga felt like that song was about him. Let's go. What if he been out there cheatin' and doin' his thing? Now his girl famous, he got to kill everything. He got to shed all his operations down. You think you would? I don't think you would. Body. Oh my God. That fuckin' candy was on, man. Candy man just threw you a drum. They're recordin' any goddamn thing. Is it any more worse than this song? That's all, that's all. She can just loop that. That's it, that's all you need. But that song was on. But she got to sing it more intense as she keep goin' with them legs and hips. As she turn to opera at the end. Oh my God. That's a bop. That's what we need to get on this goddamn show. We can make it with my whole home city. We need to goddamn get candy on this show. We did candy show. Candy is so... Yeah, I used to go to candy coated nights. I used to come all the way up. Hell yeah. What does that mean? Why y'all, why y'all all the way up? Candy might, I don't know if she'll do this show. Cause the last time. Maybe she got another candy coated nights. She went with me the next time. No, it wasn't that. Did she have like a play that was like a second dungeon play? I don't know. But check this out. So one time I did candy coated nights, right? This was before she got married, but she was in a relationship with Todd, right? But she had just went on some show and said she wanted somebody to eat some sugar out of a pussy. And I told her I'd do it. And he was in there. Get out. Get out. She said she needed sugar. She said she wanted, she liked to get sugar out of a pussy. That doesn't sound right. But that's what she was talking about. I didn't pick the cumbersome. Sure you didn't pick your badge, does it sound to you? I know. She gonna have ants. A little trail to the bed. That'd be the worst. When there's a line there, they come back to the rest of the ass and tell her, hey, hey, I know some pussy, it was some sugar. You ain't gonna believe me, but I promise you this wouldn't. That's more than one weed. That's like six. Six weeds. That's like 16. Six weeds. Because when you say one weed, I think it is. That's not a weed. That is a weed. That's not a weed. One little piece. And what you gonna do with that? What you gonna do with that? I don't know. You can't do that with that. That's not a weed. That's one weed. That's residue, baby. That's residue. That's what Cobb County will pull you over for back in the day, nigga. What is this? I'll blow that shit out of me. You fucking lied to me, pal. I asked you if you had anything they hate me. I'll blow that shit out of their hand. What I got? Body. My homeboy tried to do that one time. He tried to slam it out the car. He found a seed. He was like, oh, man, there ain't nothing. You gotta get sleep, boy. Nigga, I done blew some old shit off. I done wiped my whole dashboard with a t-shirt, nigga. With a t-shirt? I had a t-shirt that was old. It was weed crumbs on the dashboard because they rolled up on the desk. I said, yeet. I'm dead. She was dead there, clear. Now they're pulling y'all over for one weed. They'll pull you over for one weed. One weed. But they can't do anything about it? Yes, they can do whatever the fuck they want to do. Have what they feel. That's right. No, no. They can take you to jail for no goddamn reason and they do it every day. They do it every day. We black men. We haven't seen them do some outlandish shit. Wouldn't nobody believe these stories if we told them. I smoked one weed of Carlos when I was at LA and I didn't wake up for three days. Stop saying that because you're going to make, I'm a comedian. They going to think I'm Bill Caffrey. All right. That's the fuck you did. You woke up. I didn't wake up for three days. Now I'm finished here. Tell them you woke up. Everything gets in line. I don't know how I got back to the room and my shoe was off. Yeah. It was wild. Tell them you lying. Tell them you lying, Lex. Fuck you. Trying to ruin my good name out here in New York. She said they'll take it out of context, but we heard what you said. We said you hit it and you fell asleep. And I fell asleep. For three days. By myself and my hotel room. I ain't have a shit to do with that. Different. You also drank some of the codeine, right? No, I'm just playing. They are from, you know they are. My mother never would have blamed me. She was a dream. Don't worry about what's in my cup. You know they are from down their way. I know. She has a mood. I can't fuck. I cannot fuck. You can't fuck on what? No, this is the end. I see. She did say that. I can't fuck with codeine. I can't fuck with drink. I tried it one time and it was just night. People being in the club sleep. I got a question. I don't want nothing that's making me fall asleep in the hood. Do women fuck with it like that? Not really. Not really. I don't really see it. I don't mean to offend nobody, but like if you're a woman that sip drink like you a hood, like you a gutter bitch. And your pussy tastes like the top of a battery post. It don't taste like Johnny Brown? Well, codeine don't taste like Johnny Brown. They put enough of a minute in it, will you? You don't think so? That blood thicker than me. It's going to be a thick girl. I'm going to call her a Lexi. Oh, that was you last week drinking that thick ass. Sleepy. Switch the music. Give me another one. What's that girl? It's time for part two. We're about to start recording in a minute. We're going to start the show in just a second. It was thick as fuck when she was pouring it out. That shit looked like my last seeds, I said. I didn't even finish it. Now I'm sick out of my head and finished it. He said, you ain't going to drink this. I'll drink it. Now I've been celebrating. It was a control or something. Oh, no, no, it's not. It's a little core. It's like, it's supposed to be like Grandma A, but the knockout version. That shit was thick. That shit ain't even lifted. That's some shit to go with some lifting. Yeah. Yeah, you was used. My whole head now was just. Y'all was getting fucked up? I didn't finish it. Like real friends? Yes, my best friend. Get fucked up with your best friend. Get fucked up with your best day. What y'all been doing over there on Poor Minds? Getting drunk. The usual. It's like we about to do it right now. Oh, huge. What kind of topics y'all been discussing? That's it? Is there any help in there or a fuck nigga for you? What about fuck bitches y'all ever touch on that? We are all fuck bitches. What you think about people saying that women are new fuck niggas? People been saying that. I think that women been fuck niggas. I think we. Wow. What? We supposed to be one band one sound over and over. I mean, we are, but I mean, fuck niggas come in all shapes and forms. They got sisters, too. Yeah. There's a lot of fuck ass hoes out here. They can't be. They can't be. They fuck ass hoes. But I don't think they're the new fuck niggas, though. I feel like, you know, we've been fuck bitches and fuck niggas. I feel like y'all creased the exponential. How? We just want to master energy. Ever since the niggas shit. Now y'all, she tried to play dumb. You go sit there and say, we just tried to master energy. I'm going to show you what we really do. Yeah, they match the energy. You see what they doing? They don't even want to be acting like that. That's crazy. Ever since that Amber heard shit came out. Oh, Lord. That was a lie. You heard? I heard. You heard Amber? Amber. Amber came back and said, I knew it was y'all. Make it seem like I'd be making up shit. How mad you got to? Go shit in the bed. How mad you got to be the shit in the bed? Oh, my God. She did prove it. She tried to flip it, too. Like, who would do that? Amber, you did. That's what all the evidence is saying. She was always saying, looking like Rick James. I don't shit in the bed. Yeah, I remember shit in the bed. I'm not laughing. She a wild bitch. That's disgusting. Bob didn't about shit in the bed. Who would do such a thing? So when I did it. So Amber, I shit in the bed. Then what happened was, let me finish. Any time that happened in your court case, shit ain't going to go good for you. Like, that's going to be the biggest thing coming out. You just don't want the lawyers to keep bringing that up. Oh, that's good. Shit in the bed. You on day 21 of the trial. So the time you shitting in the bed. Come on, bro. We ain't going to get to know you. You ain't got nothing else to cross it in. I mean, that's wild to me, though. Like, how you shitting me? That whole case just showed me how weird white people are. But wait a minute. So she got 14 mil. What's the muscle problem? Uh-uh. She originally. So shit in the bed. And now she got me back 10. I thought she ain't got seven for her, of course. But she owe him 15 or some shit. I thought it was 16. But he owe her two, don't he? So she just got to take her two out. No, he was paying before. He had paid some crazy amounts. Hell, no. You don't? No. I don't think she got it. I don't think she got it. But don't you go to jail if you don't pay? I don't think he want the money. It depends on who the judge is. Not if his judge juded, but. Well, first of all. Bitch, I run off on judge duty. Fuck that. I tell you that right now. It ain't up to TV judges. What's the judge name? I used to be scared of her when I was a kid. She was me. What's the judge name? I don't even talk about crack. You think you're going to run off on judge duty? I don't. Matt is, yeah. You used to talk about it. And he's like, I know what crack can't when I see one. Yeah, ma'am. Yeah. Yeah. I know when I see it. He in the air right now. You crack it. He see it right now. You smoke a little crack in your day. It's time of night. Yeah, I know. When he get to the end and sum it all up, he make them sound like real Craig. So you outside the dollar store with a two-year-old baby with no coat on and nine o'clock in the morning buying some pine salt. Yeah, OK. Yeah, all right. OK. Judge been fucking playing it. It's giving me real crack head, ain't you? Y'all remember? Yeah. He gone, right? I love Judge Joe Brown. No, I mean on TV. You're right. No, I love Judge Joe Brown. Because he'll make a judge Joe Brown to say anything, boy. You wild. I do. Especially when he go off. So you mean to tell me you posted up at the Motel 6 putting ads on Craigslist selling blowjobs for $35 while your children are at school acting a ass. I'm going to say ass. I'll be like, Judge Joe Brown? I'm going to say ass. Because somebody needs to tell you. He used to be going in, and he sounds just like him. That shit hilarious, boy. Tell you, man. That shit funny. Was he these y'all? Was his name the same? I don't know. I don't remember. Jerry Springer is a judge now. He is? Yeah. I wouldn't fuck Jerry Springer, man. His opinion don't mean shit. Dang. He made good television. No, he didn't. Jerry Springer was ruining people's lives, man. I thought that shit was funny. It was funny to me. It was funny, but it was fucked up at the same time. Maury was the messiest nigga I've ever seen on TV. Because Maury sent you ass up. She do every time. What would you do if your wife was sleeping with a clown? That's a legend. That's bisexual. Let's bring them out. We're heading people scared of shit. She's scared of pickles. Sneaker bring out the biggest guy to get pickle in the existence of the sneaker. Maury was the coldest motherfucker. One thing is good, you can't say about Maury's. If you ain't know who that fucking baby daddy was, you coming to, you coming for her. And you can keep coming. What? My cousin went on for her. Ain't no limit. For what? To see if the baby was in. Was he? No. That nigga just wanted to go to Chicago. No, it was no. And he was like, the girl was saying it was his. No, I know what he said. And he like, no, he was happy. He was like, I told you that with my baby. I was like, that's my cousin. I never understood how them niggas go on there. And they be like, Maury, that bitch a hoe. She fucked everybody. And I'm like, you wronged her. Right. Right. You knew this before. If a nigga follow up questions, that would be the problem, bro. That would have been a real nigga follow up. Perhaps. So now, you decided to go wrong. Well? That's a good question, actually. Nah, I'm big. I'm probably going to push you a hoe. She put a hoe in there. But you ain't stripping it. All right. Why you wait so late? You got a kid. When they getting like that, you got to catch them early. Now, the why? Like, if you ain't in like the first four niggas. My mama fucked my man. Oh, shit. I like the mommas that come out and don't deny it. And I don't do it again. Tell us how it happened. Maury, a girl went to work one day. And, hell, I was watching your show. Her mama set that big old country ass down on the couch. She got to cooking bacon and eggs and shit. Next thing I know, I'm in there, Maury. And it's hidden, too. It's hidden. So you have a baby on the way. Yeah, actually, two babies, Maury. I got a son and her mama. I got a son and a grandson on the way. I'm way. Man, you get them both pretty. And I'm 35. Hey, man, welcome back to the 85s. This is blacker than that jail that they be using the whole edges down. This how black this show is. This show was voted most likely to get pulled over in a traffic stop. That's how black this show is. Yeah. Yeah. This show is so black. So black. Hoppies and churches is in a bidding war right now for advertising. We don't know how ghetto we want to get. We going to make them fight. We going to make them fight to the death of it. I like that. This is a black ass show. My favorite. I'm telling you, I'm this show so black. Sometimes, if you just be real quiet in this studio, you can hear somebody grimoire say, stop running in that kitchen for my cake fall. What's up, y'all? It's your girl, Lex P. And it's your girl, Joreana Cole. And it's me, too. And it's me, it's Carlos. What's up? Yes, and we going to be in Atlanta on June 25. It's going down. We got a live show. We don't even know who going to pop up. I'm popping up. Nuggets, you said your audience real thick and fat. Oh, it's the baddies going to be in the building. I'm coming to see. I want to see. I just built it in my little. Carlos chooses enough so y'all better come and put this on. So we'll see y'all Atlanta, June 25. We all start running money. Man, Carlos Miller, and I'm here to tell you that. 85 South Show is coming to Savannah, Georgia. July the 3rd. That's right. Get on, ladies. Unfinished business tour. R.T. Reddy, y'all. She keep smiling at me, showing me them guns and licking her tongue out. R.T. Reddy. Me, Chico, DC, the whole game. Get tickets at 85SouthShow.com. That's right. 85SouthShow.com. That's where the tickets are. So that's where you need to be. Let me say it again. 85 South Show is coming to Savannah, Georgia. July the 3rd. You know I'm going to lose me. Get the tickets. Get the website. 85SouthShow.com. You ain't country enough. If you running through the house and make your grandma a cake fall, that's an automatic ass whooping. Because that's where they bury her at the church. Grandma, you had it. She was in the club. Thanks. Oh, yeah? Young grandma. She still in there? No. You had a yammer. Yammer, grandma had a yammer. She didn't let y'all call her grandma. She had to, yeah. Oh! Yammer. She was back in the cake all right. Oh, yeah. Boy. Patty cake. Patty cake. She had Mr. Charles going crazy down there. Mr. Charles almost got to shoot out with them yogurts. I'm not going to have Mr. Charles. Oh, you saw me about Mr. Charles. I remember. What you tellin' me about Mr. Charles? He didn't have a car, but he used to walk everywhere. Mr. Charlie was just a man. He used to walk. That's crazy. That's the best one you can say. I had an uncle named Uncle Dick. Like them. He didn't have a car, but he used to walk everywhere. They were my auntie boyfriend, over dick. He wasn't a victim of circumstance. That was his name. Oh. Niggas be like, I can't get over. That nigga used to walk everywhere. They used to not be walking. Exactly. Niggas be like, I'm on the way. Niggas don't even want to ride bikes no more. Nope. It's too dangerous. Niggas can't be outside for extended amounts of time like that. It's not dangerous. Being a nigga is real dangerous. Because a nigga run up on you because you look like a nigga that he think you is. Ain't that that? I thought you somebody else, bro. You don't know what was coming after that. We're going to be having conventional motherfuckers. Yeah. Yeah. I lie about who I am all the time. You know, lying at this point, my nigga. Ain't you that dude who I know? I'm like, yeah, I know. You done heard that before? Yeah. I'm doing this to people, too. I'm doing that. Don't do that. I ain't too great in the car with my poor mind, no. I can't believe that shit works. The trick is you just got to have your fake name ready. What's your name? You see you got to have your fake name. I'm talking about right now. I see you see I wasn't that quick. They always ask people that. They never ask me that. They be always like, you can't deny. Are you that's the wrong? Mm-mm. What the shit out there? They ask you wrong, what? Get your dumb ass up. Ain't nobody ever said that to you. All I didn't introduce against, we got the lovely ladies from poor minds over here. It's me and Trey. We just caught them coming out of the studio and told them to sit down. This thing, it's getting too loud. It's getting too loud. It's not sticky. I asked the smoked one with you. Y'all stupid. Ain't nobody ever said that to you. I do. What did he say? They asked me if I was asked to roll in the airport one time. Cool. I didn't have my hair done. Shut up. Shit. It's drifting, it's big. Just shut it. I can't live up my truth. You are wild. You already came on here lying on me telling about you that I wasn't sleeping through that. I did. I don't like this. Shut the fuck up. What was that? They ain't that came back capped me. Big capped me, everybody. Everybody says LA that came back capped me. LA was a grand party. Big capped. I don't know what y'all say. It was a good family trip. Nah, it was dope. We had fun. God damn, Joe, don't edit shit. I don't see shit. Joe done put the footage out. I'm a partner bombing on the motherfuckers. Strain and friendships, man. I was looking for Joe too, dear. Joe's straining friendships, man. Why? I have never seen no shit like that in my life. Because Joe hates everybody. He throwes off negativity. He throws off negativity. We went to Miami. I didn't see Joe but once. The niggas on my flight. When we landed, I didn't see that nigga for a whole 24 hours. Damn. Joe hates us. Joe stayed in a different hotel. I don't know if he got threats or what. I don't even know. I forgot. Wow. You never noticed he always stay like, he'll never come home when we finish some shit. He just go somewhere else. That's how much he, that's how much he hates us. He don't even want to fly home with us, man. Yeah, he don't be fucking with us. He said, you know what? What you saying? I want to fire this nigga, but I don't know what footage he got. You know the better hotel, why you been telling us? Oh, you already went. See, man, I want to fire this nigga, but I don't know what kind of footage he got. I don't know what this nigga got me saying on this fucking mic, bro. He probably got a whole bunch of shit. Yeah, try it if you fucking want to. Remember that night you was talking about politics. He gonna see your little audio files and shit. Black male extortionist. I don't even know what to talk about. None of it. And he gonna be left? I've already said this to every news outlet. He's a public man. They started this. One day you'll wake up, you'll be successful, and then Joden Sinner sees and deceives the letter. I own the name Carlos Miller. You owe me 50 million bucks. Reverse. You want to play hardball? I'm weak. What y'all been up to, man? Getting ready for two hours of work. See y'all that acquired some matching outfits. You know, the girls that I saw, I ain't. Oh, that's the problem. Get y'all in to the house. Huh? Get in the house. It's summertime. Well, almost. Yeah, but y'all, like, y'all got a balance. Balance? We outside all year. All we're about to do is balance this ass on the bar. Okay, so all the activities is outside. Yeah. Smashing outside. Who? That's... Now, see, you're going to jail. I didn't say before. Okay, that's what I'm saying. You got to go in sometime. What's going on tour? But I'm... You on tour now. That's OT. Hello. That's OT. Wow, people change, bro. People change. I remember motherfuckers laugh. I don't want to. What is he saying? What is he saying? It's not really my thing. We weren't going to do one show one night, and Carlos was like, you a lazy motherfuckers. You don't want no money? He said he was trying to get no money. Now, what makes it even worse was, like, Ryan and Chad told us, y'all are doing two shows. Y'all ain't fucking doing no one show. We was like, we don't want to do two shows. I made an executive decision. Okay, well, I guess we doing two shows. And when you got your two show money, you were like... But now, yeah. Both times we were very shocked with the outcome. Y'all don't know how much people fuck with y'all. I mean, yeah, I think we were definitely underestimating it for sure, because I was not... Especially in Charlotte. Yeah, Charlotte really underestimated it. Because we put the tickets on sale, like, a week before the show, for the second show. And we saw, like, 200... Y'all should be alive when y'all be bringing people on stage. Y'all always find somebody thick as hell with some big old boobs or something. I just think that's our audience. Oh, I'm about to start coming. All y'all... And all listeners are bad. It's crazy. I think that's our audience. Yeah, it's our audience. I was like, phew, phew, phew. I seen a few dragons over there, too, now. I ain't know. There's a few dragons. You better stop. A few goddamn dragons, man. What you mean? A few dragons being there, too. Don't forget about us. Anytime I go to, like, the airport or, like, some men working around some shit like that, the niggas who be checking the bags, all them niggas watch y'all shit. Hey, look, come here. Hey, hey, tell Lexie to drive. Tell us what? I want to come to the studio, man. Yeah. That's the number one shit, motherfucker, to tell us about you. I want to come. I just want to sit on record, man. That's it. I want to be in there. I'm like, hey, bro. In the end of the way. Tell them it's a motherfucker that'll do anything for him. For real. They be saying that shit, though. Really? Yeah. Like, what? What they gonna do? Anything they can still. Niggas be having real issues. I might need to, man. I know. I might need a little hit on my team. You saying no for next time. No, I ain't getting nobody to know, but I'm telling them to reach out to you directly, directly down there. He was like, yo, I'm playing home boy. Yeah. I'm ready to play in their high school game. He said y'all was looking for soldiers in the poor man's army. Not the poor man's army. I don't mean like, we got our hit up legs feet. Yeah, I'm dead. She gonna interview you. I be doing interviews and shit. This ain't no interview. We just being a trap vibin'. Listenin' to good orchestrated music provided by none other than, you know, some more J-O-N. You got Clayton English in here today with us. Also mastermind and controlling the vibes. We got this dope ass new merch collab that we just did. Oh, man. I love it. It's just big business goin' on over here, left and right. Somebody, what is this? Y'all just gonna leave this hoodie up here to hold you. There's somebody's clothes. There's somebody out here. Y'all just fuckin' it. Y'all just chillin' too hard in the trap. They just leave it up to settings and shit. Tell us some more about these lady rappers we might need to be aware of. Y'all should have more on the show. Ooh. What's her name? Lowe Rilla? Glow Rilla. Glow Rilla. Now we gotta get Ken the Man on here. Oh, you had? She was just on Double XL, The Freshman. Shout out to Ken the Man. She be lappin' at them jokes. What's up, Ken the Man? Yeah, Ken is super. Like, she got a really good rap. I'm not callin' her that. She gotta tell me her real name, though. Ken the Man? Brass on that? No. Oh, hell no. What if I was fuckin' with it, though? And then late night, she hit me and I had Ken the Man. No, no. What's her name? Kendra. Is it one word? Huh? Is it one word? Yeah. Kenderman. That's what I'm sayin'. That's not her name, though. Ken, it could be. Her name could be Kendra Money. And she just took the high on. They got an apostrophe in there. I hate to hang here. Shut up. Not Kendra Money. They got a little friendship. The little thing, the little shit they go over. Not even an accent. The little tune of the tune now. Kendra Money. Kendra Money. Ken in the man. Oh my gosh. No, honestly, Ken is super, super hot. She really be rappin' circles around people like her. She can really, really rap. That's what's up. Yeah, she hard. I like female rappers. I like the ones that rap about pussy. They all rap about pussy. That's what I like. I like the ones that rap about that shit. I wanna rap about whatever they wanna rap about. That's what I'm sayin'. That's what she chill. Rap about it well. I see. Fuck it up. You see, nah. That's just what people relate to. Do you have to turn up to it differently? I'm all about rapping. Rap about pussy. You can all relate to this. No, no. I listen. I do more listen. That's what I'm sayin'. You turn up to it different. I don't wanna get to the point where I know the words. I just listen. You know the words. That's what I'm sayin'. I know the part that everybody in the world knows. Well, let's go. What? No, just what they do to spend them. That's it. I don't know the rest. I don't know the verse. Maybe you heard it. That's it. It was just real catchy for the summer. That's the song for the summer. Honestly, Laquia got a joint. That's the Mimeo video song. Laquia. I think this is the perfect time for the women to take over the rap game. All the niggas is in jail. I think that really already has. Oh, Joe put it up. Poor Mime's outside playlist. Harry. What's on it? They just gave you two, right? Yeah, we just gave you two. What else? That's out right now? Or just curie? Like an outside playlist? Outside. What do I be listening to? Why are you outside this summer? What are you going to be listening to? You gotta be all with me? No. All right. We just wanna know. We really ask it so we'll know what songs to be aware of. Like if we hear these songs. All the baby got a song in there. Yo, you really doing a service for the community because then dudes gonna know what to play when they pull up to the poop or the park. You know what I'm saying? It ain't gonna have a DJ. Right. You know what I'm saying? We ain't always got that luxury. Sometime it's food or the DJ. So off school. I'm not going to lie too. Burner Boy just dropped a song called Last Last. That's what I've been listening to. I mean, it's the sample from Sonny Brady, right? And the girls go crazy when that song come on. He wasn't me in the mood. You know what I've been watching? Them African people have parties. Like what they have. They got this live stream where they just be vibing out to these songs. They ain't even songs. They just instrumentalist nigga. Everybody in the party. Literally is dancing. Nigga, they dancing so hard even when it ain't no music playing. Nigga still build up. I can't even stop. Nigga's being a trans. I've been fuckin' with it hard. But now that used to happen at Tallahassee. That family, the music cut off. These motherfuckers started singing. No music. No music. No music. And still, I'm talking about to the point like, hey, y'all really have to leave. Like, the police are on the way. Y'all think it's gotta go. I think they need the era. I missed that era. I thought they were gonna make a new music era. No, I missed the era when people, when motherfuckers just get on the microphone and be like. Hey Clayton English, you right outside. I remember those days. That's middle school. Like, your mom was outside. They used to get over to Mike and be like, you're right outside. That's teen club. Yeah, for sure. First of all, teen club, Terry. We talked about this before. I used to have fun. That's when I knew I was gonna be at the time. It's the dumbest shit ever. That was the best day of my life. What nigga opened up a teen club, bro? Moves. I used to be at the bar making niggas buy a lot of booze. What nigga be like? I used to be like, my boo potty ass. No, hell no. Pretty teen. Lock-ins, skate parties, piece of parties. Oh, it's the love you did at Lock-ins. My mama wouldn't ever let me go to Lock-ins. She was selling a lot of powerade. She used to be like, you not going in there, she. We'll have drinks and plastic martini glasses, but it's gonna look like liquor. It's kind of just to get them ready to go to the real club. You know how you used to have the welches and the champagne bottles? See, exactly. They used to have welches, like it was grape juice, but it was in a champagne bottle. The teen club used to be lit, niggas used to be on a four-core and a five-baby. That's true, bro. You used to. Nobody was doing that. You used to. I was in that blue last week. Tell my watch out, y'all. That still gets dope. They shout out everything on Franklin Road. All that was teen club, everything. And Houston, we had this teen club across the rock city that everybody used to go to. Used to be lit as fuck. Well, the good thing about the teens now is they're not interested in going to the shit. They'd rather get online and play Fortnite with each other. Well, they in the middle of it. Nancy talks. They don't give a fuck about you. See, they's on Roblox. Club is dying out. Niggas kill you for some Robux. You know what's happening? They're supposed to be on TikTok. Like, they're making everybody. They don't care how old you are. Like, you supposed to be on TikTok dancing. I'm gonna tell you, this is the smartest shit old niggas did. Old niggas rebranded clubbing. Once niggas got too old to be out at 3, 4, 5 in the morning, they came back and killed their ass with brunch. Club niggas then rebranded with brunch. I like that. Niggas the day party, man. Day party. The brunch in the day party. The brunch in the day party. Young niggas ain't getting dressed in the pool party. Young niggas ain't getting dressed in no tour client in the afternoon. I don't want to date no brunch niggas. I do. I don't want to be in bed by 7. I don't like brunch niggas. Well, not the ones that wear the brunch boots. Well, them niggas they be at brunch. No, no, no. You on brunch, you on like the... I don't like no brunch niggas. With the hat and the turtleneck with the gold chain. This niggas went to eat like a pilgrim. Where was you? Where we went to brunch niggas? No, no, no. No, he pulled up in the maze, my only... Them niggas is necessary to the economy. Not the main niggas. The main flower. You gotta have them niggas, bro. You gotta have them kind of niggas. Because they gonna be the ones who divide the room. Yeah. Them niggas with the boots. What you mean? That they gonna weed out all the lame ass chicks. The lame chicks gonna gravitate to the niggas. To the brunch boots? Yeah. The bitches who won't smoke and all that shit. That's hot. Hang on a seat. I'm gonna sit down. I'm ready to go. Damn. That goes to the brunch boots. Yeah. You right. Yeah. And then they gonna be sitting out talking about, well, what do you bring to the table, my sister? They gonna have all them conversations. What that mean, Santa? Niggas has some Jordan ones. They never asked me what I bring to the table. It'd be the brunch boot niggas. Every time. And they never asked me what you bring to the table. It's always in my boot niggas. Always. So should I pose a quick... What should a woman bring to the table? Always the niggas that weren't her to mix. Niggas be thinking, I'll put that shit on just because they got on the turtleneck with a hand. It's a brunch boot. They be like, oh, I can't... So what do you bring to the table? They ain't no Ferragamo builds. They love the brunch boot niggas, love a Ferragamo builds. What answer are you looking for when you say that? Maybe I'll just... First of all, you need to look at the table and see what's missing. Because you ever been to that somewhere and they had, like, you ever been out somewhere and then they had two or something and you didn't know which one to trust. What? So you just went with the one everybody else was eating. Like, who made that macaroni? Why ain't nobody eating it? I'm gonna get this one. This one half way gone, right? You need to ask what's on them. You need to figure out what's on your fucking table. Because you might just be missing a little something. Sometime all you need to bring to the table is to put everything else is there. We just waiting on the table. Now that's my kind of table. Sometime you gotta clear the table. Exactly, you got too much shit. You're not finna eat all this. That's the time you gotta clear the table. You use the eating junk food. You might be trying to get some goddamn white goo, Chilean sea bass. You know what I'm saying? Some of that. That's nice. You know what I'm saying? You use the goddamn cheeseburgers and Cheetos. You gotta... And I was talking to you, you know? Yeah. Yeah. Yeah, yeah. Take them all fucking somewhere they ain't never been. See, I'm gonna talk about the table. Tell them another baby names and shit. I like that for a little girl. What? Calamari. You don't even name that baby names. Can I see? I feel like that really happens to you. Why don't you? Name from the whole seafood section dog. What? You know somebody that's named after seafood? Pronisha. Well, first of all, I had never seen that at the aquarium. Oh, Pronisha. Pronisha. Get out. This is a type of fish. I ain't never heard of that. You don't mean to judge it by the name, but I feel like some names will just like... You got a big shrimp, baby. I just, whatever happened, I just feel like you deserve it. What you mean? Like, if you got a chick and her name, like, real hood and she do some hood shit, like... Bro, you knew you couldn't be out here fucking with LaDacia like that? LaDacia? LaDacia. Why do people feel like they got to add a look in front of it and it's a whole new name? That's black people's shit. It's the same name. It's just like putting seasoning on something. We like to accent out shit. Or like if a guy, like, has a daughter and he needs to put a little Tony's on it. Most of the time, it's the mamas who get the name the baby, so men don't really be having no... Well, I feel like when men want a junior, we said this before, like, when a man wants a junior, but he has a girl, like, if his name is George, his actual name are like, Georgia. That's what I was gonna say. I hate when women do the game. Like, you know what I'm saying? I think that's just a female. That's a fucking name. You can get some good ones. There's got to be some good ones out there that call a job. Don't shame women who named after their fathers. Like, if his name is Darren LaDarany, they get real fancy with him. All right, well, you... You gonna meet a bitch's name, Mike. The type of you. The type of you. The type of you. The type of you. Oh, my goodness. Mike. I knew a girl named Georgia, though. She could fight, too. That sound like... She used to be whooping everybody out. I would not want to fight a whole-name Georgia. I think the most hood name of a real person I ever met was, like, that girl named Tejaquilisa. Okay. She went to school with you? Tejaquilisa? Tejaquilisa, I had met at a track meet or some shit. She looked like she probably used the ring for you. That's fucked up. That's your mother, too. What? To what? To Tejaquilisa. She had to be fair as a track, something. Oh, um, I know a white girl. Her name was LaShaitra. She was white, super white, and she was really athletic, too. Damn. No, well, she could... She played volleyball. She could jump really high. She was rules strong. I told you about the dude I met named cocaine. All right. He showed me his ID and everything. Cocaine? Did he spell it? No, he ain't got no choice. She said his parents were fucking crazy. Okay, I was like, you're boring. You went to school with a white girl named LaQuishy? I damn sure did. Why am I feeling like you're making this up? I don't feel like he lying, though. Because look, Carlos is drinking Carlos. Where you... Oh, I forgot. You can't run a small town. I'll eat it. White girl named LaQuishy. Didn't nobody know it until we did. Like, I knew it, but I didn't think... Like, people didn't know until we graduated. You know, you graduated, they say your whole name. So what did she go by? I ain't gonna say it because everybody know it. Well, I mean, everybody know her probably anyway. That's the worst part about being from a small town. If I say anything, he ain't like, man, he ain't had to say this. She... That lady, when she's living her life, she wasn't even thinking about none of this shit you'd have brought up. She's my name off your little show. I'm not into entertaining business. Oh, my God. Daddy. Right. I ain't gonna name all white people when you're talking. I am. I'm not a white lady named LaQuishy. Well, you know that you do. White name. That's like a Russian name or some shit. It's a lot of them. A lot of them lieshits we think is our shit. Okay, here you go. I'm dead in. I don't know if it's Russian or like... He knows some. Yeah, but it's over there somewhere. They got the same type of names. Yeah. Really? Might be spelled a little different, some shit. You got one right there. That's it, y'all. I ain't got no other blunt in. That was supposed to be arriving soon. Where's the blunt double's arriving? The anymore blunts arriving. The blunt, yeah. I'm lying in. The legs will like some more. Somebody fly in the bloody place. Drank. They don't feel like a regular pack. They don't feel like a regular pack. Whatever you want. We got plenty of refreshments and snacks and things of that nature. A joke to be with you. Y'all been dating yet? There's something? Hell no. Which one? That's two different answers. You said what? Hell no. One band. Where's the other one? Today is not giving in. Drayden, you out here dating? I don't know what's going on. You're dating? How's it going? You just keep dating? It's going. It ain't going. Oh, the energizer? It's gonna start. The energizer, right? What's the goal? Till I find one. Oh, then you're the energizer. After that many days? Wait. That you been on? I already know after how many days have I ever been on. No, I'm just saying that in this cycle. That's the problem. Because usually after the first date, I go on another date with somebody else. So you don't know if the shit was good or bad? No, I know that's why I'm on a date with somebody else. What if you already planned a date before you knew it was going to be good or bad? But anyway, so this how I am. Damn. OK. You don't want to know. I don't even know why I'm asking you shit. But that's a little bad. I know. Why? Because I just realized I think I'm getting too picky. You are? Things hurt me, y'all. We sit down, niggas ordering a Cosmo. He's talking about, ooh, it's sweet. This good. You judge the niggas up what they drink. He asking why you ordering appetizers. Why you want to think about it. Niggas order has stacked well done, shaking the table. You going to eat, finish your food. Why you want meaty crab cakes? I don't like these. I don't like these. So y'all be judging niggas up what they eat. Oh, yeah. Y'all boozy. No, that's not boozy, but I am. A little bit. But that's very boozy. If these niggas knew what not to do. No, I want you to be yourself. You can tell them right now. What's the perfect day? Why would you order some lamb lollipops? Talk about. Why shut your ass? How do you think to put a gram? Get these, booze. You heard this motherfucker. Niggas posted this play on the channel. He said that, didn't he? They good. Lamb lollipops are delicious. Don't let anybody tell you, damn it. That's how it came in. They have a balsamic glaze. With a little Roblox. Then he doing a boomerang. Bram, you don't know how to filter them and cut the niggas out. So I'm just, I'm OK with being by myself for the summer and working. So don't order no lollipops. I think the most. Why are you ordering a petite filet? Wait a minute, first of all, first of all. Strawberry lemonade. Can I get a refund? But job, but job sometimes. Some of y'all, OK, the dude chose the restaurant, right? OK, yes. Pick y'all, choose y'all. See, all right, some of y'all, not y'all, but some of y'all, they be trying to break my fuckers and go crazy on the first date. But you got to know where you're going. And you can't afford it. You know, you don't need to be there. And that's cool, till they run into a nigga. And that's the freak is he get. He just want to watch her eat all night. Eat some more. We going to go here and order dessert. I'm full. No, you ain't, man. No, you ain't. Let's see the dessert part. Let's get that multi cake. Yeah, bring us cheesecake. We just going to sit here and get hungry again. Yeah. What? Yeah, that's why I'm the time. It's because I keep my pie in the bucket. I don't know why niggas even set themselves up for that shit. Why would you take a motherfucker somewhere you can't afford? Not in this party. That's the trick to, that's a dating hack. You got to take her somewhere that you can afford every day. The rule is never take her nowhere you've never been. Exactly. Joke, I can't say. Go a day early and scout. Come on, man. That's somewhere that they low key can't afford, because, like, y'all order y'all drinks. And, like, you order your food. He's like, oh, I'm good. He just start eating the garnishes off his drink. Because he's hungry. Can I get some more? No, no, no. I'm finding this niggazette. What the hell are you doing? 16 months. Can I have another live? He's like, you can tell. You kind of know what's going on. Oh, my God. Hey, man, you know what's always going on. What do you do with that boy? Do you just lean in and be like, you can't afford that? What's always dope is you got to sneak and pay. You going crazy. You got to sneak and pay and act like you sneaking out just to see if she's down. Like, if you go out to eat with a chick, like you go to the bathroom and then, like, you pay for the food. But then you act like you're just walking out. Like, fuck that, that's lit. Fuck these people. Let's go. Just to see. Just to see. Just to see. But you paid. I already paid. Just to see if she's down. I don't like that. Don't test me, because I'm a film every time. I do shit like that. I'm about to go to the restroom and call the Uber. I bet. OK, so you give her more points for getting the fuck up out of there with you? Or you give her more points for being like, no, that's all. I got to take care of that person. It's getting good dating, bro. You got to find somebody who can accept all your bullshit. All the time. That's me, I'm all ghetto. You want a thief? Pretty much. You're right. No, it's not about if I want a thief or not. But I'm just saying, if I was a thief, would she still fuck with me? No. 25 points. What does it really mean about that life? Right, because you was playing. No. Exactly. That's why you don't need to play like this. No. Now you in the dope. That's a good. Now you in the dope game. We just do it. You bitchin' got you in the caught up in the dope game. You a real. I wonder how many parents was up late at night in the 90s. Hauline, I think her son is caught up in the dope game. Hauline, I think her baby is caught up in the dope game. Shout out to everybody who didn't get on crack. If you've never tried crack cocaine ever in your life, this is your shout out. This is for you. Especially if you grew up in the late 80s, early 90s, that was Paris' biggest fear. They used to send programs to the schools just to try to keep people off drugs. And they didn't even have good ideas on how to do it. Are you talking about dad? Yeah. That should have failed us. I remember that song too. I remember that too, yeah. Remember that shit. You was probably shakin' ass in that dare to do it. I remember that. I remember that shit. You remember it in a bitchin' hot leg. They did a lot of lying. I was just on crack before that's why you beat the club. I didn't lie about what? I was smokin' a little crack. I was sick of you. This is why don't nobody put up with your shit. I was smokin' a little crack. You say this on your first date, though. Oh, man. Stop, because this show got a lot of reach. You start coming to your show and be like, let me. He go and then just go put it in your head. They don't send you a pipe in a few. I like that. With a rock. We do not condone the use of drugs. We do not. At all. At all. Stop. OK. You're judging people. I'm not judging nobody. It's not your place to judge anyone, because you don't have a hell or a heaven to put me in. Do you request weed on your, like, rotters when you go to different places? Get my own weed. I know that's right. I don't trust them people. That's how I feel, because people be trying to bring me beans. I'll be my own beans. See you, you see. I don't know who in your kitchen. You are digging the hole deeper. What? Because you say beans, they not thinking. Did they ask you to pee in the bed? Oh, I think, I'm talking about barbecue beans. This is the time when I take you to the beans. She like beans with a bean. Make it clear, let me get some of that little, little, little man y'all drinking, man. Oh, yeah, Clayton always drinks with a little. You know, I'm just, it's why I'm not drinking heavy. I don't know if you've ever seen me drink with shout-out. See, you see, you see, if it is, I wouldn't even want to know. That's why I ain't ask. I just said whatever it is, what is it? I got you, I got you. Oh, no, don't tell me it's some other shit. Like, I don't speak not greasy. Don't be a nigga to drink with whatever the women drink. Yeah, you know the greegee, you know what I mean. Don't be drinking with whatever the women drink, and that's the next one. I like that. You're not just a, you know, greegee. Don't drink with that drink. Don't just be drinking with the women drinking, bruh. I remember we went on spring break one time, my homeboy got drunk off some shit called pink panty pool down. Oh, I like that. He was done. What if you're on a date with somebody that you don't want to be like they's pronounced wrong? I had that happen before. You had? Yeah. Like what would be that they ordered? My boyfriend couldn't pronounce quesadilla. What they say? Quesadilla? Some shit like this, when she had to point at it, she had to. This one right here, this one. Now why did you take her with this date? You don't get on the first date the Papa C Dolls when I was young. Right. That's what I'm saying. You know who you're dealing with. No, no. You haven't seen me on the next date. No, but I'm just saying like during that time, no, I really was and like, I'm not saying oh, I'm too good for it. No, I know. I just never went on it. The worst place you went on the first date. Worst? Yeah. Like I get low level. I feel like we all went to like the little chilies and the Fridays, like when we were younger. That's not good for me. Applebee. You meet the right motherfucker. We'll be in there this weekend. Okay. You'd be surprised. That's the thing. Like it don't matter where you go. You used to just have a good time. That would be the vibe. No, I'm not gonna lie. The motherfucker's gonna be satisfied. This is the one thing that I learned though. You take these ones to these expensive ass restaurants. They are half as eat the food. And then you will end up stopping by chilies on the way home any fucking way. You could have just went to chilies first. You ain't even with Big Pumbler. I'm gonna finish my food in here. See, that's what scared niggas off from fucking with you then. Because the niggas think it's gonna have to feed you twice the same night. Yeah, you can't snatch food out of nigga's mouth. You ain't got no money? I do. The feed her ass three, four times a day. Fuck, I'm not going to bring. You still gotta wake up and go to bring. But why not? Because I'm not doing that. You know how much it cost? To feed somebody. To feed her? You know how much it cost to feed one person? No, I won't. Big ass titty. She wants snacks, juice. If you want not to eat three meals a day, what's the difference? Going out three meals, we going out for every meal. How much do I think it cost to feed somebody if you want not to eat like three times a day? Don't talk to Dre. She's just going to make this shit way more expensive than it gotta be. Just let me hit the number. You should not have stopped by the bank to pay her car number too. But it's the same motherfucker. First of all, I don't got no car number. You know what I'm saying? If nigga wasn't paying, you know what? They would really be eating. Let me get a water and a small frat. That's a lot. That's a lot. You can eat shit. Let somebody else burn it. That's a lot. Can I get a kid's meal? One day I didn't eat. You have the chickens, you know? Four nuggets. I'm only going to eat two. Eat because we have calories. You're starving out here in real life. In real life, most of these women starve. I don't give a fuck how good she look. I waited on her. Go to LA. Don't nobody like you, too. You be like, y'all want to go to Roscoe's or something? I'm vegan. Took a vegan bitch to Roscoe. Guess what she had? A big-ass chicken salad. Guess what she did? Hey, all of it. You ain't really vegan, bitch. You are a broke. Right. Right. You was vegan till I got out here this weekend. You haven't had chicken in so long. It's been months. Yeah, because you couldn't afford it. Nah, she's not only vegan because she can eat all the unapported lettuce. They're gonna be vegan. Now get out. They be free-gans. Whatever they can get for free. Yeah. They're gonna be free-gans, why? No, I'm not gonna lie. Me and Drag go out to eat, especially when we're with Kiki, our friend, Kiki too. We literally order everything. Like, everything. Yo, Rich. No, we're not. Don't be out here flexing for more, fuckers. We're not talking about established people. No. Because I'm sure y'all be having extra champagne and shit left over. No, I'm not gonna lie. We do order everything out of me, but I'm the friend who gonna eat like two bites of everything. I don't ever eat a lot of it. I'll always finish my food. No, hold on. Get back to it. What's the number? Oh, okay. For one person to eat. Don't get off the table. No, you gotta... I feel like I need $1,800 a day. $100 a day? If you want, I can eat. That's, like... Brian. No, he agreeing. That's... You agreeing? Okay, now, fact, for two people, I just give up on one of them. For two people? I mean, did I really... You had a donut for breakfast. You had a donut for breakfast. One person to eat for breakfast, lunch and dinner? You had coffee and a donut for breakfast. But it's on the low end. Like Brian said, it's on the low end. That's about $30 per meal. Let's see, a bitch like me, I need... $30 plus meal. I need about $150. $30 plus meal, right? I need about $150. $30 is $30. $30. Maybe an extra five. Listen to this shit, bro. No, that's not being about it. Of course, a five, because how you gonna get it? If you get it delivered, that's an extra 15. I hope the niggers who watched this show... If you gonna get it on gas, $5. You think being in love is free? It cost five hundred... So you gotta bump that up to $40. So you think he's about 120? Seven hundred dollars a week to feed these women. That's if you don't see her for two days. What if you eat chicks like her? You need at least seven hundred dollars a week to feed a black woman. It's a thousand if you dare me. It's the feed. The A is 120 a day. At least, it's gotta be 120 a day at least. Okay, so it costs $700 a week to feed a black woman. Right. Because hell, this is a black show. And we put black women first. Thank you, brother. Here in the locker room, we don't know what the pregnancy is. That's it, we put black women first because most of the people in here, they black women, I think. I think everybody do. My piece? Let me look around. Yeah. Which one of y'all is slipping up? The niggers who don't. They ain't paying off. Which one of y'all are imposter? No, everybody in here get... Even... Drinking that almond milk. There's a few black women in here that date black women. Now you gotta look around. Okay. Shit. Well, fuck that. Most of our mums is black. Hey. Absolutely. Wrong, like, damn. I didn't make the cut. Another way to exclude. You separate yourself with the lollipops, man. I don't tell you that. Y'all gonna leave round alone. He's our statistic. He's our minority. We minorities, so we understand the plight of minority. We hit it. So we had to add another kind of minority in here. Black people and Asian people been kicking in together so long. It was only right. Right. Hell yeah, man. That's why we can say, like, 85 South is diverse. Right. Right. I got ashes all over me. They're like, is this a diverse company? Right here? Hell yeah. We are very diverse. Man, tell these people about diversity. Oh, you want to speak to somebody in the diversity world? I don't know. They ain't gonna speak, nigga. I don't know. Why is it? I have got to the point where I'm tired of laden it. You want to speak to somebody in front of HR? I'm tired. New blunt. New one. Fuck it. That's how we live it. New blunt, new blunt, please. Brainy is our diversity department, that's hilarious. He's the whole diversity department by himself. Oh, thank you. Fruit snacks, yeah. Bring those over here. Y'all do want some. 85 South, so. It's for your films, lady. We got some. No, y'all gonna want some once they open up. We got some tour days coming up, too. Yeah, you got it. Like the pockets on your jeans. Yeah, yeah. We bag like pack. Hold on, like a little. Spinal collar, too. Oh, man. We bag like return this sender. Because we is. That's my fault. Twitter said that was one of the worst signs ever reported. They are crazy. Well, we know there ain't no A&Rs on there. Because imagine they would have never found you. I want the back store. That's all? I want to know. That was a great time. No, I want the back store to what led up to the song. It was great. Because he was British. That was a triple entendre. I told y'all that. No, I want the back from pre-song. I want to see this nigga when he was in his prime mac-in. And then the one chick that he stopped all this mac-in for. And then he had the mac had to return. Because the nigga was happy he was back. Yeah, he was, but he was low key hurt. Because that was me. You ain't ever happy when you was hurt? No, I'm saying he was, he was acting like people was happy he was back. Like, how does it mean to be low? Right. Oh, you're back. Where did you go? Who are you? But no, he was hurt though, because at the end he was screaming. Because he was trying to make it seem like. No, listen to me. No, he was trying to make it seem like he was good. But at the end he was like, oh no, no, no. What's my pearl? What's your pearl? You were hurting. Did you see the video? He was hurting back. The nigga was sitting in that chair by himself. You're like, let me get hurt. He was hurt. It's the way he started the song. That's the gay? Y'all really sounded like him. No, he wasn't. Back in the street. Now that was crazy. It didn't hit him to the end of the song, though. You don't know what that nigga said until he gets together. You're a lied turd. That's it. Huh? If you get together. I don't want a nigga to never call me his pearl. That's too cheap. Call me a diamond. Pearl. My pearl. Oh, little girl. I'm letting you know what you were to tell me. I'm not fucking pearl niggas. They do be throwing pearls at me every day. It's like that shit. Pearls at the bottom of the sea floor are easy. That's some old lady shit. I love a good pearl. Do you? You love everything. And since you love them. I'll take a look. That's shit that you don't like. A little crack, a little pearl. Things that are smaller around them. Aren't pearls and oysters. These are up. You love my neighbor or anything. You're weird. Miss Lady. I don't have any money. All my money's tied up in the best way. You ain't got much money for pearls. My money's tied up in investment. Yeah, we invested. You know what I'm like? I see some antique pearls online. But that's like $100 and $20. All the girls on Instagram, all they want is these Cuban links, these Rolexes. I want some pearls. I'm going to tell the fellas this, though. Don't be fucking with a chick who already got her name played on her necklace, bro. If she got her name, her nickname, and iced out diamonds, she already ahead of you. Don't even try. Don't fuck with a girl with her name on it. Don't fuck with none of these girls who got wrapped with necklaces. Wrapped with necklaces? Trust me, man. What if it's a bull shit? It might be fake. A lot of them are. They don't check women's jewelry. Let's be real, though. They don't. And women don't check the jewelry. You know, there's a lot of companies that actually make these necklaces that look real, but it's targeted for women. Because they know that women can get away from wearing fake jewelry. Men can't. No, you can't. I mean, but on the grants, women think they love what they can. I feel like everybody who's about to buy some real jewelry should buy some fake jewelry first. This is a thing to test drive. So you can practice wearing it. Yeah, see if a nigga take your shit before you go. Well, these niggas wanted it. They can arrive and be mad at stuff. Some of these more than I did. I had, yeah. No, what if niggas just don't want you to have it? They're just taking that shit just because. I refuse. I know one thing. I'm fighting over my pearls. Not a fuck you're not. Step to me in my pearls if you want to. Somebody go walk with me with snash-dishy. I'm gonna say, oh! Me, somebody get me! Hey, what's that new who of that show that they got on Zeus with the girl with the one-two? She been fighting. Old bad girls in South or something. That's what it is. She got one-two and be rocking niggas shit. Because she ain't got one. Hold on. She ain't got one-two. She missing one. Oh, yeah. Oh, yeah. She's missing the two. So she don't care if she lose the other one. Because I was like, got one-two? No, but I'm saying, if you fight a bitch with a missing two, you're asking to die. If you only got one, she ain't got shit to lose a bit in her life. And it's the one in the front. She about to fight you to the death. Oh, yeah. She willing to die about it. And she been beating people up. Beating people up. Ain't that blue-faced lady? Oh, that's her? Yes. Yes. She fine? No, she's actually a really pretty girl. And she be beating people up. And she be beating people up. I ain't never seen her look fine. No, I mean, I think she's pretty. Like, she's actually really pretty. She's a cute girl. Oh. Yeah, she beat up his mom and his sister. At the same time. She beat up his mama and her sister? No, not on the show. Oh, that says it right there. That puts it fine. Yeah, that was safer on the front. That puts it, it's amazing. That's some good puts it. No, she ain't mad. In blue, at least for a blue-faced mama and his sister. No, I don't know who recorded it. Yeah, that's some good. Oh, man, you're mad. I ain't never had a nigga that strong. I'm trying to think what that's he like. In the list, fight your mama and your sister. You keep fucking with it. What kind of puts is that? No, but she said that in the video though. She was like, you can go fuck with them bitches and let them cream on you if they even do that. I said, period. I thought you agree with me. If they even do that. You're going to jail. She said a word. I thought you agree with me. I just had a flashback. I heard the word cream. I was like, oh, shit. Because she don't got a tooth. You always talk about people missing something. Maybe more what you say. A side tooth, but I ain't never discriminated. Nobody missing a front tooth. You should. That's why I draw the line. I thought a missing a tooth was missing a tooth. Whatever the fuck you're missing is that. I feel like it's probably harder to get a front tooth than it is to get a side tooth. I think that's the easiest one to get. I think she already got one and she just took it off. You think the side one, she. No, a front one is way easier to get. No, it's not because it got a perfectly match. A side tooth, it's on the side. That shit will slide in so slick. They got some shit there. If it's a front tooth, they got to be a fancy color match. That's what's crazy that the young people watching this show don't even know that that day is coming. What day? That they missing a tooth? You could be the next victim. So what is? A side tooth missing. Oh my God. Now, missing a tooth period that you can see is why. I'm talking to the one that you can see. Like, because some people will be missing one way back there. That's how it is back there. My cousin was crying one time, and she was crying real hard. And I noticed her tooth was missing on the side. And I was like. I can't even take you serious, baby. Why did you turn to him? Because I didn't look like. Stop, man. He's so crazy. In no way reflects how I feel about people. I feel like I'm missing a stage in my life. But how do you miss a baby? Like, if I'm at a bad bitch who was missing a side tooth, I would definitely buy her one. You saw, how can you say that? I'm talking about off the rip. Oh, like, so you're a bad bitch, a tooth, but you can't buy me some pearls. It's the next bitch. Yeah, because I'm thinking long term investments. I'm sorry. No, because I'm saying, like, you'll be fascinated with the pearls with $20. Fascinated? You think she going to be fascinated with pearls? I'm just saying, look at the nigga they coming from. So what I'm saying is, that may last, what, 24 to 48 hours. But if I get this lady a side tooth, she's a bad bitch forever. Forever indebted. She's forever indebted to you. So even if it don't work out, like, if she move on to find who she really loves, she going to be like, if that nigga wouldn't have never got me that side tooth. If you lose your side tooth, are you supposed to put it under your pillow? Like, as an adult? As an adult, you're going to have to take that bitch to the dentist with you. Who about used some money for that hoe? They hoe 40 years old. These y'all don't want that old dude. Is that too fast? I'm going to be like, I don't have. You know, two, three, five, five years old. Yeah, yeah. Don't nobody want a 40 year old tooth. Damn. Is that how they pay? It just reminded me of this video that I saw. It's the reason it fell out. It's the reason. It's the reason it fell out, man. This dude was suing two fill out, man. He woke up all excited. He was like, dad, two fill gave me $100. He was like, fuck, he got drunk and gave him $100. What do you think about it? Did your mama ever used to like make you pull your tooth out on the dock? That's really like low-key child abuse. I think so one time, but I kept chasing the door. Like, uh-uh. You didn't get, you didn't, you missed the whole point. But what was the point in doing that instead of just letting it fall out naturally? We don't know. I was just asking, kid, my tooth out was loose. But eventually it was going to fall out if you just wait. Not really, not unless you do something to, you know, go ahead. You were talking about motherfuckers missing teeth. There's some people out there with some, there's some adults out here with some loose ass teeth, too. It's loose teeth. Well, later next week, what? Motherfuckers shit out here loosing them. You don't get beat high, I got beat. Growing ass people don't know if they shit going out to come out or not. Shit just loose. I've been looking at them here like, man, they. Shit wicked. I'm shaking that bitch. He said some grown people with loose teeth. Motherfuck got them loose ass teeth. Oh my god, I don't know what I would do if I woke up and like, one of my teeth was loose. Can I be honest? That's a dream that I've had a lot of times and I always wake up like, I be thinking this is going to fall out or something like that. You ain't never had a dream of having a loose tooth. Teeth falling out. I've had a dream about my teeth falling out. Me, too. Me, you feel you ain't in control. For real? How the fuck you know that? Just he smart. Because he woke my brother? That nigga know some shit, bro. You just said you knew how he was. After you had that shit, I said, let me easy. Go to the dentist. Or this shit's some psychological shit and they say that. I be having some dumb ass dreams, bro. One time I got mad at myself at the dream and then I turned around and I looked at the dream camera, whatever the fuck it is. And I was like, nigga ain't going to remember this shit. The dream camera? That means you have a lucid dream. I was talking to myself from the dream. No, I didn't. Because I be having some good ass dreams. But when I wake up, it's like the bitch be like, ah. I hate you. I hate when you be having dreams so good and then you try to go back to sleep. Like you wake up in the middle and then you try to go back to sleep and finish and you just don't. You can control your stuff. Like you be having lucid dreams. You can do what you want in your dream. Oh, you know what's crazy about my dreams? It's like there's all, like you ever walk, like you ever use like those fucking weak ass doors that you just push like to the kitchen or some shit. Those are everywhere in my dream. They just like, yeah, you can just everywhere we go, we just bust through some doors. Clayton, what that mean? I don't know you. Think you're cowboy or some shit. I don't know. No, it's not the way. Hey, the fucking stole my horse. No, what you mean the kitchen doors that go in? Oh, it's like the sitcom doors. Yeah, they walk in and you just. What it was about. And I probably wouldn't say it because it was too wild. It was something you told me. I was just like, I don't know. I've been having a lot of crazy dreams. Yo, yo, yo, what's going on? It's your boy DC on fly. In case you haven't heard, we at the 85 South Show have launched our own independent streaming service called channel 85. And for our lawyers, supporters, we are currently offering 20% off for six months. Just use code 85 per center. Right, spread it out. Code 85 P E R C E N T E R. Once you sign up, you'll get access to the podcast a whole day earlier than everyone else on YouTube. All of our new live shows, independent specials, new shows, like five on the 85. 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Featuring special guests, musical performances and captivating behind-the-scenes moments. Martin the Reunion, a BET Plus original special streaming June 16th exclusively on BET Plus. Want to stream Black Culture? Visit BET.plus to learn more. As a comedian, I've had them dreams where the whole audience be naked though. Who be naked? Like we're doing jokes and then I look out and the whole crowd naked. I want to say it was about somebody I used to fuck with. That's a real current dream. It was so random. I guess it just come from being in front of so many people all the time. I guess that's just like a psychological thing, like to not be like nervous or some shit. I just think of everybody in the crowd naked. Was Ron in the audience? Not like at the show, like in the dream. Not like I'm looking at the actual body parts. It's just that they don't have clothes on. Bro, Ron can't get a break while he's on the phone. Brought that man in for no reason. He was like, all right. It's something about performing in front of a lot of people that do some strange shit to your dreams, though. You don't be nervous? No, because I told y'all, in my mind, I've already seen these people like naked. Everybody? But it's not like body parts, naked. It's like you can't see detail. Yeah, like you just know the audience naked. You just know everybody naked. Like a hand dog. Like shoulders, yeah. OK. Yeah. It ain't like graphic nudity. Like, no, but it's like clearly whole body nudity, but not like descriptive enough where you can get a look. Like, you know Michael Jackson's black and white video? Yeah. OK. How they was doing? There was a dude in the video he had just like you. That nigga look like. She said, oh, I ain't got him. I think that nigga went on instead of like fruit juice a little bit after that. He don't wealth you? I know you're talking about. No, but he had like cranberry juice commercial or something after that. A working game. Ocean Spray? Yeah. That's who got to really fuck with the black community because we've been buying that high-end juice. Come on, we still got to get some. We've been supporting them all the fucks. One juice at a time. Might be. Ocean Spray, get at somebody, man. I like Simply. We'll fuck with them too. They knew to the game, so I figured they weren't really ready to come to the black community because they don't know we was holding them down when them bitches was a dollar. Yeah, we fucked with them. Are we ready to talk about this? What? Inflation. I think black people, the majority of the juice market. Because he got the juice. And we dripping. Come on. Fast. Come on. I'm mad after all these years. O.J. Simpson still ain't got no orange juice. I'm not seeing. The crazy part is, he should take a stab at the orange juice market. O.J. I'm sure he would kill it. The old one? My old Twitter. What did you say? Because I said his head was long. And my shit was gone. I would say it's on what? The crazy shit is, they fuck with O.J. still. His head long? That mother fuck about. He got hit. About three feet. White women still fuck with him in Florida. He be at like little bars and shit. Well, I can't imagine. Yeah, they be kicking it with. I want to get on. You know, men and white women have been disappointed that they went home with O.J. Simpson and woke up the next morning. We're like, God, I'm still alive. I'm still alive. I'm still alive. Must not be the O.J. I thought he was. Maybe he didn't do it. What? No, you know the bartender probably being there like, Jews? He's a teddy bear. He's a teddy bear. He orders his little burger. He watches the game. He talks to me. He's a teddy bear. One night he got drunk. He told me he did do it. His mom on the flash line. What? Crazy. Even if O.J. gave shit. Even if he didn't even do it, though. Every time, every lady he's going to be with, as soon as he raises his voice a little bit, it's going to be terrifying. What are you going to do, stab me? Stop yelling at me. But that's how you know motherfuckers. They're really scared of this shit. They act like they scared. What do you mean? They scared of black people they never seen before. But O.J. is still, you know what I mean? What you going to do? They still taking pictures. If he was white, you think he'd be scared of black people? If he was white, do you think he'd be scared of black people? Because we don't know what we look like to the white people. If I hear my... He might look big as hell to white people. Big? Yeah. When they see us, they go, oh my god, they are so big. No. Like, as a white person looking at a black person, you ain't going to see it. They only think that because they scared. The regular signs, you're going to be like, this motherfucker's huge. They only think that. I don't think so. I'm telling you, man. No, they only think that if you are big. That's all I was going to say. I think if you live with it, they don't think so. No matter how big you are, you just look bigger to them. No. No, that's what they want to say. I think that's something that we're aggressive, man. That's what they're going to say. He was just so big. We just look so much bigger. We found out our vision is further back, a retina that makes you guys look bigger than you really are. That's what I'm telling you. We probably look big as fuck to white people. That's the greatest white defense I've ever seen. They keep saying it. Why did you shoot him? Because he looked huge. Because I have white retinas. I don't know. Because you ever seen a black baby? You ever seen a black baby that was so big that you had to ask, how old is he? That baby huge. But he is big. He don't look big. He is. That's why you got to have this nigga around, bro. Because he makes shit make sense that already made sense. But now it's making sense that it already made sense. Yes, you do. That's why y'all work good together. Why we look good together? Because y'all agree about the shit that's agreeable. Agreeable. But when y'all disagree, it's still agreeable shit to disagree about. Y'all argue because you ain't got to argue. We don't ever really argue just because. Opposite of agreement, ain't an argument. We argue a little bit. Not really. Not as much. I saw one clip where Drea just gave up on him. She just gave up on him. But this somebody is deep as it goes. I'm talking about real shit. Me and Episodes. She just started drinking her wine and was like, that's next. Well, Drea really knows me. Because one time we had a moment of action when we were in LA and everybody was pissing me off. And I thought I'd yell. And Drea was like, y'all just leave alone. She'll be all right in 10 minutes. Literally 10 minutes late. I was like, what are you trying to say? Are you OK? No. What's wrong? What you did when you was yelling? I don't want to hear it. I want to hear the next be crazy. Motherfucker, unplug your phone. Shut the fuck up. Everybody phone, airplane mode. What was you doing? She was about to go on a rampage. I really was. And then when I got up, I was like mad. Then I got up to her and I said, you want some water? Mm-hmm. You just got to give her a moment. I just really need a moment. You just got to have a moment, bro. I don't like getting mad. Because when I get mad, I become a whole different person. So I just like to not even let myself get to that point. Who is it? And normally I don't. I just be like, what is it? Uh-uh, don't be mentioning your bad. What's in your backpack? It ain't safe outside. And you say backpack? Backpack, backpack. I hate it here. You love it here. Yeah, dog. This is one of the greatest places on earth. Welcome back to the 85s Outdoor Show. Calm this show, Carla. I like being hugged. Because I feel like I'm catching like a contact card. Yeah. I smoked half of it. It's just that the world is such a good compliment to what's in your cup that it just makes sense. It's all about atmosphere. Shout out to the person who sent us this dough out. And it's Art 1A. Yeah, I can't wait till we get to our studio where we're just going to have all the dope ass artworks. Get my six-fo. That's what it's called? Magging the bitches, smacking the hoes. Went to the pad to get the scoop. Knuckleheads outside, cold shoes and hoops. A car pulls up, who can it be? A fresh El Camino rolling kilo G. Man, rest in peace to easy. You see how I did that? Stop playing. Don't touch me. Fuck off me, man. I know body ain't throwin' me. Stop. Because it was tragic. It was. I'm just drinking this beer. Oh, you saw that? Oh, you know that I know. Make sure my chain hang down to my dick. I know I'm the shit. My chain hang down to my dick. Know I'm the bomb. Hey, shout out to Lil Will. He killed that little hook. I think everybody, I think Gucci and Jesus deserve all that credit. He need to come on him, man. Come on, man. He need to talk to all the legends. You feel me? Hold on. We a platform for him. This is all one necklace, though. It just looked like three. No, it's all connected in the back. It's all one piece. It's real long. He ain't lovin' it. My chain real heavy. I got this job at the Jewish throwin' the mall in Tampa. Who was Eddie? This would be a Eddie Goldgrill. He had a Goldgrill. So why he said it's not from Eddie? Was he shit-bait? Because it was popular to go to Eddie's. Yeah, he was trying to say he was a little bit low. Oh, OK. Because I about to say that was fucking, why you fuckin' name me in business? So I got a Goldgrill, but it came from Scotty. Ooh. Scotty's wasn't real. Shut up, Scotty. Shut up, shit real. Scotty asked you who I was. I mean, real. Oh, he's Lil Will. Yeah, that's my girl. Call him, Lil Will. Scotty, it's you. I don't mean all what's going on. We're sending him on the show. She did it for us, right? I tell him to come do poor man. Yeah, tell me that's not true. I just, I want to grab you. You got to go. I'll go. What? Yeah, I got a bottom one open. Four open, two closed. Yeah, I found it. Yeah, I found it. There's Clayton. He said I'm fresh to live. No funeral. Yeah. OK, Lil. He did it. Hold up. Drop your Patreon link so people can go watch the exclusive shit. Oh, if y'all go to patreon.patreon.com. Backslash, poor minds. Uh, we have an actually. What if they hit forward slash? Uh, you know, he's going to still go there. Because we call it like that. But we actually have an episode with Slink Johnson dropping on Patreon. Let's go. Let's go. Cut off Slink, man. That makes sense. Oh, it was such a good episode. He's so funny. He's so funny. He's so funny. Slink. Slink a bitch. So you're going to tell me about some other n***a this fun? I'm always. I'm always. And I already knew that n***a was funny. OK. I always tell people you the funniest n***a in the world. Why you be telling me? You putting a lot of pressure on me. That's probably why so many people don't like us. Top five. I'm sorry. You didn't call us all the time. Literally. For real. You know, it's crazy. I don't even want to know the other five. Because I just had a epiphany. I said, top five. One day we were round and round. Oh. And we planned shit. We looked at each other and said, one day we're going to be the coldest n***as. I guess it's that day. We need one. We know two. We need one more. What was that? Like that. I don't know who that is. He did. Shut up, man. Oh, he's telling my dude that was funny. N***a is funny. Yeah. Like, you know, like he went up there. Now he's opening up for us for the live show. But who is that? I'm telling you. You know. You ain't, he gotta see this. When you see this, get on his ass. Lil' brother now. Which one? Which one are you talking about? The little, the little, the little big one. Not the one. Oh. N***a. Oh. The tie short one. N***a. I'm talking about. Sam J. Who? Netflix is a joke. No. No. That ain't it. No. You know. All right, man. Why you doing that? No, that's not what I like. It's N***a. All right. N***a, you talking about dude? No, I don't know. I know who you talking about. I think. Is it like normal for comedians to get boo'd on stage? Yeah. Have you ever been boo'd? No. I'm not normal though. Do you have some boo'd? No. I done had some very awkward sex though. For real? Yeah. Like what happened when it was awkward with everybody? I've had some very weird moments on stage where you could be talking to the people and then it's just like, like something happening without you knowing it happened and then it's like, you'll keep doing this shit without knowing what the fuck happened and then they'll be like, it's like they'll tell you what happened without happening. N***a. You ain't see what happened. It's like, what the fuck? Y'all old. Look. The meaning didn't change. I mean. One time I had a show. It was all old people, like a church or something. And it was like, do your thing. Do your thing. How you do your thing. And then I was like. The church people came to see you? Yeah. It was in this like little private room. What? You know, like the hotel had like a room for like a wedding reception and shit. It was like, I come on stage. It was all old people. I was talking about like 60 and up. And then the people who threw the show, they was like, no, how you do your thing. So I'm doing like, doing my shit. You know they ain't old. This shit, boy this fuck. But they like, they not even responded. So I'm thinking. So I'm thinking, aw, they not. This about to be one of them shows. So it was like, these people so old, they just waited all the way to the end and just gave like one applause. Like this? But like a grand applause. Like a standing ovation, five minute clap. I was like, this is the weirdest shit I had ever seen. That boy is good. Yeah, cause I was like, as I'm trying to leave, that's the only time they responded. Keep going. They ain't said shit the whole time. All the way to the end. I'm talking about a five, 10 minute standing clap. Boy, you good. You good. Why can't we just say shit then? Aw, we ain't want to mess it up. Oh my God. We ain't want to mess you up. We ain't. So they just weren't responded or nothing? Nothing. Now all the people, all the people that saw things. They just sat there like, they was laughing. They were just sitting there like they was watching Tyler Perry. They were just... If something was funny, they was like, that was a joke. I don't know if they got together. All together it was like, we gonna save it to the end now. We gonna do this shit like graduations. We gonna let them do his whole show. And then we gonna clap at the end. Hell nah. I don't even... Man. I done had plenty of shows that was the deftest fuck. Like them waiting to, nah, them waiting to the end. That's the worst shit. Man, I don't play so. When the show emptied, you still got to perform. That's the fucking worst shit at Uptown. They shut the keys in here? Before I even got a joke out. As soon as they cut the music off. It was cause you was like, nah, I should walk on the thing and say this nigga a joke. Yeah. He like... You don't shake your keys. If you don't have keys, just yell out keys. Oh my God. But see, just the thing about it though, man, it wasn't... What? Nothing I see. See, that happened then, and it'd be like turning to the nigga that the whole crowd turned around and be like, you going up? Please go up. You going up? Say the whole goddamn show. Sometimes they'll start keying motherfuckers just cause they seen us back there. Just to try to make it... What do you mean? What do you mean? You don't understand, man. I don't understand. You don't understand. We have seen motherfuckers. But that ain't no, like, rip. I ain't been booed, like... I have seen motherfuckers rip and bum with the same set. With the same intensity. Yeah. That should be amazing. Yeah. Also, like, it's one set and they get booed and then all set they learn. No, it's... They have motherfuckers. I'm talking about... They rip with that same set. Yeah, rip with this motherfucker. It's working. Then it didn't work tonight. Man, this... For whatever reason. Comedians used to be so scared they'd be like... I don't understand. Like, when they bomb, they have motherfuckers so shook. They'll leave right then and have to go get on stage somewhere else just so they don't have to go home with their L, bruh. Oh, my God. Man, shit ain't working out. I'm feeling to go down so I'm sad. I gotta go up tonight. You know what I mean? Yeah. I seen a nigga get booed twice the same night. Oh, that's sad. Yeah, the nigga went on stage. Is he popular now? Got booed and, like, the nigga ain't bring me up right. So the nigga went back on stage, gave him a great intro. Then he bombed again. I seen somebody bombed the whole weekend. I seen a motherfucker bomb and quit doing comedy the same night. I ever, like, tried to go comedy and I got booed one time. I'm never coming back. You ain't doing it? Yeah, well... I'm never coming back. That's the thing about comedy. But you say you never got booed, so you might get a bad life. No, but when even at its worst, comedy is you want to go back and do that shit again another time. Like, that shit don't... That's the thing about it. We done did shows with no motherfuckers there. We had advantage. That's worse than the motherfuckers. You know what I'm saying? But you know you're funny, dawg. We had advantage because we went to the club, but we just watched comedy for about six weeks straight. Yeah. We just seen all the motherfuckers just be good and bad. And then once we started doing this shit, we was really doing it. So it wasn't like... We wasn't bullshitting. Like, we see a lot of comedians that was bullshitting. Like, we used to always have some shit ready. When did you know you was funny, Internet? Shit. I thought that shit forever. It was all... It was like literally... That's what make them up. But that's what make comedians do comedy. I always make comedy. Everybody thinks that... Everybody thinks that... Everybody who does comedy think they're the best comedians. But I honestly feel like everybody thinks they're funny, though. Especially nowadays. No, but... Everybody thinks they're funny. This is the trick about comedy. If you don't think you're the best, you'll never be good. That's true. You gotta... Like, every comedian that do comedy think they're the best comedians. Because you can't even, like, label that shit. How you gonna compare it? How you gonna think somebody better than you? Right. And then you feel confident going on stage. Like, if you already think the other... I get it. Because if you already think the other person is funnier than you, then how you gonna perform... But you did it. But you always gotta be trained. We was always trained. In your mind, I'm ready to go up with any and everybody. You don't know who might come in before you. Yeah. A real comedy club. You don't know it might be the biggest name in the world. You know what I'm saying? Leave the stage smoking. The show still gotta go on. Or you come on after a motherfucker. Man, hey. He is ready to go. And you can't be intimidated because you really can just ride that wave. That's the thing about comedy. That's the one thing I should love about hosting when motherfucker pops up. Sitting at home, man. I miss hosting shows. Yeah, I like getting that wave going, man. Having a room. I miss that shit. You don't miss that shit. I do. Because that shit used to be... I asked you that a few weeks ago. You was like, man, hell no. I ain't miss it that week. Yeah, here you go. Now you're nostalgic. Yeah. Now you're missing that week. It's week to week. Yeah. It's touch and go. It's touch and go, baby. That's your fun. Those were the days. Good old days. Weekly. Look at you now. And then paper. Who said that? I seen yo chick. No, you didn't. Yes, I did. Yes, I did. I said... Girl, we gotta go. Get the chick. I seen this motherfucker. What was trying to make everybody laugh? I don't see a show as his chick for one night. I said, call me Carlisha, baby. Because it's on... What are you talking about? Not your son. Not your son. I'm your son. What are you talking about? Birdman hand rub. I want that. Must have just been a good night. Hey. I seen him too. She ain't lying. I said, hey, something... It was when we was in Tallahassee. I mean... Not Tallahassee. Tallahassee. Not that boy. She was like, I said, look. That's Jacksonville. I said, man, is this somebody... Pay attention for a year. Don't fucking say that. Jacksonville niggas and sandwiches. Hey. Well, don't go back. I know. I gotta go back. You stupid little witch. Jacksonville coming up. What's up, Jacksonville? Thank you. Thank you. Did your thing. How you been? Yeah. That boy was good. I was proud. I said, look at my daddy. Stunned like my daddy. You know, one time we was in a meeting. And I was like... Stupid. When I was going back and forth. I said, I'm not Carlos. I can't do two shows. He said, you're fucking right. You're not Carlos. You're not Carlos. You're not Carlos. I said, hold on. You said it a little too strong, my boy. And I said, look, Brian, you're real spicy. He's kidding me. I don't like you. You called him spicy? Yeah. Why would he say that to him? Why would he say he... You're fucking right. You're not Carlos. You know, he be running this shit. Oh, yeah. You know, he called my brother out. You're Carlos Miller. You're not Carlos Miller. I work hard. I work hard. I work hard as well. You do work hard. He was telling me why. He was telling me. He was telling me. And I just was... I said, Joe, why are you... I mean, I said, we got stuck. Hell, yeah. That's why I'm about to take my talents to South Beach. Did you shit together? You're stupid. Oh, Ryan? He said, you're fucking right. You don't work as hard as Carlos Miller. And you'll never work in this town again. Oh. Buddy. You'll be pushing. See you meeting the last of Tuesday. We're about to end this meeting right now. That's how it happens, though, man. I work fucking hard. Oh. He said, Carlos, you have the audacity to compare yourself. I said, I'm not Carlos. I know. I know. You're not. Y'all must have called my boy off that pre-workout. You know, he be jogging and working out the shit. He was saying it in his head. He was on the red board and shit. He was saying that shit out loud. Did I say that out loud? Me and Chad was just sitting there looking at each other like, hilarious. Damn. Don't compare yourself to me. I'm just saying don't let me be the standard, because I have it hard. She didn't. Ryan said you're not. Don't ever think that you are. No, I'm telling you. People don't know my story. He didn't speak it like that. I had to come up, man. He was falsely. Because listen, when I was born, I was a baby. Not you was born by the river. I was born first. Then I was a baby. What? Talked myself how to talk. Can't shake. Never mind. Talked myself how to walk. Didn't nobody ever help me. Why was you born by a river? I wasn't born by a river. Somebody helped you. But I'm saying when I was born. Somebody helped you. I was a baby. Somebody helped you. I grew myself up. Somebody helped you. You grew on your own, but somebody helped you, man. It was up to me. Somebody helped you. What was your first word? You would have spent your whole first three years shitty. You just been a little shitty. I used to roll after that. Yeah. Just kick it off. It ain't gonna wait for you. Roll up in another. Oh, man. It took me a while to figure out the sands, but I figured out some. There you are. I spent the first year shitty as fuck. Didn't nobody help me. Stop it. But by the time I was two, I was kicking diapers off left and right. Listen, when I was born, I'm gonna stick me up and say, look, we ain't got all day. And I failed two times. We were on the third time. Like a baby did. I walked. You started walking. Baby did. Baby did walk. Quick. How was that? When I started walking, they got to go. I started walking early about seven or eight months. They ain't got no top of the stage. They got to. Hey, hey. Wait. Fresh off the womb. So, like, they roll off the womb and then walk. Yeah, get your ass through. Baby did. Oh, most animals walk on. Oh, you knew that. No, I'm just saying humans are the worst babies ever. Most babies, like animals, like they're born and they can do things. You got to it. You got to it. You're a deer because they're gonna eat you real soon. I'm serious. I've been walking about seven or eight months. Whatever the predator is. Fuck off. I thought he was walking for seven or eight months. Seven or eight months. I was walking. Some people do start walking. They're like, hey. I was walking early. I was like, what's with you now? You knew him then? My baby's walking now. Why is the baby to you? See, he got a baby. That's seven months. My baby's walking now. You walking. He just turned to you. But now, like, he full on. Oh, oh, oh. Look at that. You've been walking for a year. It's a way different from seven months. I was born in the 80s. Shout out to you. I was born in the 80s. Crack baby. Not a crack baby. Oh. Sorry. I was born. I was born in 89. I was born in 83. We were right around the corner. But that's what I'm saying. We didn't have the luxury of waiting to walk early. Like, we had to get that shit. Where do you have to go? We had shit. It was Mississippi. You had to go to work? That shit to do. He was going to the oil gas. You had a job, nigga? Telling you, man. He was waking up cooking cornbread. I was out there early. That's weak. He was on a plan. He was on a plan. He was on a plan. This is the thing about it. I'm going to fuck y'all up when I bring my family on this, bitch. Y'all going to really... When they vouch for all those shit that y'all think I just be making up, it's going to fuck y'all up. I feel like somebody else is going to make a good pound cake. Everybody in my whole family make shit like that. For real? We going to your next family reunion. Man, come on. I bet you ain't never... I'll take you to my family reunion. You ain't never seen so much catfish in your life before. You going to be like, did y'all leave any fish in this motherfucker? It's your ass out there. You didn't have to do this shit for about four days straight. They going to fish your ass out there. If you get your ass out there, it's a hog mob. No, he ain't no hog mob. What is he? What is a hog mob? The mob. What's the mob? The hog. The mob. Yeah, this is y'all. Hog mob. Yeah. Hog mob. No, it's hog mob. Why is there a dealer? So what is the mob? I think it's like... Okay, it's a job. It's some jaw fat. Yeah. Why don't you want to eat somebody's jaw fat? Face meat. Amen. That's what he said. When you go to the deep south... People still cook like they just got free. So they'll just throw a piece of meat in a pot with some shit. They don't even cook it all. They don't really have the whole trying sauce. It probably still ain't falling off the bomb. Cheek meat sauce. Like it's gross. Oh, cheek meat the song for this. I feel like it might be a little too much. Think about the cheeks that you felt. What? You put the cheek meat in the sauce. What is it called? Yeah, the one... You know, is that the one... That's not the one that they cut. He eat everything. Langua. Langua? Right now, cheek meat. You don't eat chitlins? No. Do you eat chitlins? I've had them. I do not... And I don't want no hog... Because nigga, at first I was like... Oh, shit. You know how fucking maw is. I'm not eating no hog maw. Let's just imagine it as a random piece of pork fat. And I would just eat a random piece of pork fat? Nah, it's just like they throw that shit in like greens and just throw it in the pot. Full of flavors. You ate a hog maw? She would. It would and I'll do it again. It was probably in her beans. You made it by yourself. I love not eat chitlins. Let's do a food show. A bean. With legs. With leg beans whatever. And call it legs eats anything. I don't know how to make a mean bean patty. And that's what we're gonna start. Y'all want some beans? First three weeks. First three weeks. It's all beans. All beans, first three weeks. Me sure I don't want no bean team. Y'all straight. Y'all are not open minded. That sound like that's not gonna be gassy. It is. You know what? I hate that. That's what people think. Because honestly... If you have a good amount of fiber in your diet, it's not gonna affect anything. Okay? So if you eat beans and all of a sudden you gassy, that means your diet not right. I don't know, wait a minute. This is going left. I'm just saying. This is going so far left. Geez. I'm tired of the discrimination. It's not discrimination. Bean nation. Shout out to y'all. We're gonna stand up for our rights. What are you talking about? Who is with you? Bean. Bean. You are tripping. That's cause you... My baby. You was telling us before I said what you said. No I didn't. Say what you said. You did. That's what you did. Bean nation. Even Ryan was with you and he ate everything. I like beans. Why are y'all so mad at that? Thanks. We're good. I said 20 minutes ago, are you happy? I've been calm this episode. I was just saying. We've accepted you. Thank you. He called me weird. You are a little bit. He's a real pooter. Who eats beans? Being weird is a good and great thing. I'm a real eater. He's a good and great. Great people have been weird. Yeah you have to be weird to be great. Without weirdness there is no creative. Thank you. You gotta be willing to do what the other people don't do. Amen my brother. You gotta keep your imagination in this world. Leg speed. Come on. Come on. Come on. Yeah. Cause I'm thinking about doing a self-help book for the hood. A self-help book for the hood. Yeah to help niggas tapping to their full potential. A self-help book. Right. A self-help. I like that. I like that. Backwards. Then we can do a self-wealth book. I like that. Then we do a wealth self. Then we can reflect on self about the wealth. And then flip that in a wellness. A holistic approach. Right. I like holistic. Approach. Holistic. That's a brand. I feel like that's when you... Holistic. That's when you ain't got no holds and you start going to church. Holistic. We went to church in Asheville. And it was good. What'd you mean good? It was a good word. Chad took us to church. It was so weird man. I was like this. Y'all be doing the weirdest shit. Not weird. We're weird. He took us to church. And I screamed amen. And he literally... We was so fucking late. Number one. We got there like 20 minutes before it ended. That's what I'm saying. Y'all just... For all they know... No, but let me tell you how fucked up it was. Yo, wait, wait, wait. Let me tell you how stupid it was. Wait a minute. Let me tell you a church story about how fucked up it was. Carl, see, legs got all poor minds the next week when we recorded. So I'm like, yeah, me and Ray have been friends for seven years. We go to church together. Bitch, we went to church together. No. But let me tell you... It showed up at the end of church. No, but let me tell you the church that Chad... It was probably Chad's church. It was. Let me tell you how it was. She was baptizing this church. The preacher got up there and said, God lives in me. Pause. That's the church answer. I mean, I'm listening to the word, Chad. Talk about it. She into it, huh? Cool, Chad. I'm over the arm rest. We could not go nowhere. But other than that, the word was good besides him saying pause. That's correct. He said God lives within us. Pause. And everybody was like, amen. Because why would you say pause today? Y'all be just showing up at random churches. Yeah. It wasn't random. It wasn't random. It wasn't random. It wasn't random. It wasn't random. It wasn't random. It wasn't random. It wasn't random. It wasn't random. It wasn't random. It wasn't random. It wasn't random churches. Yeah. It wasn't random. And they accepted us, too. They said, come as you are. I walked in with a picture of Dre on my shirt with her booty out. You know we got them shirts. And they said, amen, my sister. Did you? No, you did not. Dre was like this on the photo. This one? What's the jiggle? Not jiggle. Stop it, Kev. Y'all went and they're buttoned up in a bitch. Jiggle. Man. Friends, how we happened? Then we went to brunch. We did. You know the official song. What do you mean it's a church? That don't count as church. All right. 30 minutes. The official song of brunch. What's the official song of brunch? Montell Jordan. This is how we do it. Yeah. And what's up? Can we talk? That's the brunch song. When a DJ cut the shit off and people be singing, they cut it back up. Now a brunch song is... Yeah, that one, too. I want to sing it all, too. I feel... You've been hitting it all day today. She's working. The singer. She has been. Both in the club singing off key. Excuse me. That's what he's saying to song. And I wish I never met her at all. It gets better. One of the round is about to go down. I speak the bottom line. Oh. Amen. This ad is sponsored by BetterHelp. And 85% of us get 10% off their first month at betterhelp.com slash 85 south. That's betterhelp.com slash 85 south. Hey, it's Clayton English. With everything that's going on in the world, life can be overwhelming. And many people are burned out without even knowing it. 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I'm going to give everybody a few minutes to just, you know, express themselves and share the necessary information that you feel that you may want to hear. We got Dreha. XP. Played in English. We were just speaking about church, so I felt like we should have a little devotion. Amen. We should just devote a little time to the listeners who've been listening, but they ain't heard what they listen to. I'm in the pool, Pete. Sometimes people get lost. But they ain't lost because they exactly where they were when they got lost. He lost ain't a location. Lost ain't a place. Lost starts in your mind. If you not lost in your mind, then you could be wherever you wanted to be. But since you got lost, you don't know where you started from because you never knew where you wanted to go in the first place. You need a rose. Now, how you're going to know when you get to where you want to go if you ain't even know that's where you wanted to go? Oh, speak it. If you never know where you wanted to go, you're going to be happy any... Come on now, Sid. Any kind of way. You're going to always be unhappy with where you wound up. Where you wound up. Where you want to be. You wound up because you didn't go where you were supposed to go. Now, if you went where you wanted to go the first time, you wouldn't have to made all of them stops to them places you didn't want to be. And you were worried about how to get there and how to get gone. Now, sometimes you get too relevant. And you got to take a step back and go back the way you were so you can go where you need to be. You're still. What? It don't matter. Anytime you see anybody making some forward progress. Nine times out of ten, they're going to go back a little bit before they go forward a lot of bit. That's why they call it a head start. But your head start, you usually start back here. You was your head. And you would have a head start. Exactly. The pull for all to go back then go forward. They pull you back. That's how gravity works. The nigger who be doing the long jump, he lean back first. That sound like a big hand. Come on. When the sprinters take off, they got to get down. Just to get up. When they get to that finish line. I like it. They say on your mark. You see. Get set. Ready. Get it ready, get it ready, get it ready. Now see, that might be a whole another problem. A lot of people ain't getting set. That's not a shirt. Set me and be a saddle. Come on now. You're already where you want to be. That's a whole another story. That's a whole another story. Like I was saying earlier. Take your time, Licks. Talk to the people. There you go. The Lord is great to me. Don't start. You're not known for that. Why would you do that? You're not known for that. I'm Randy Jackson. That's what I'm doing. You thought I was about to say what with Nollywood? No. She was too ready. I'm weak. I'm weak. She's the soloist. I cannot believe. You want to reset? No. But you got to sing us on air. No. No? Cause I tried. That's why I want you singing in my church. Cause you a heathen. Cause you a heathen. I don't allow that type of shit in my church. You can take that shit back down the street. But not in my church. Don't play that shit. Let it cook. I think you need to have another try. A retry. It's drill turn anyway. It's not your turn to sing. Just take some time and do devotion. Emotional. Emotional. Emotional. Emotional. Emotional. Emotional. Emotional. Emotional. A room is still a room. A chair is still a chair. Sh من nelle. Even when No one sitting there. In a house. It's not a home. I'm not leaving. I'm not leaving. I'm not leaving. What should I say? She's leaving. Come on, preach, preach, y'all. Let's see, you ain't got nothing to say to the people. Mm-mm. Mm-mm-mm. Don't blame Mr. Charlie. We gave you one. Mr. Charlie was just a man. Mm. And he's doing the best that he can. Screakin' up Mr. Charlie. Mm. Seems like you have a story by Mr. Charlie. Show your testimony, my bro. Mr. Charlie. This is the time and the place. Mr. Charlie ain't got nothing to do with this, right? Oh, okay. Good brother Clayton English. Mm-mm. Closing arguments. When everybody remember on their way home, for whatever speed you're gonna go. Mm-mm. We'll give you where you're going, but one thing, get your ass out that left lane. Yeah. Get your ass out that goddamn left lane. Right. Sometimes you need people to go faster than you. You do? You need somebody out that speed to see what's up ahead. Right. You might need them to hit a rough patch before you do. Right. Flash, they hassles. We all not going the same place. If you're in a rush to get there, get where you're going by getting there. Right. But get your ass out that left lane. Yeah, get on my way. Real for real. Get out that left lane. That left lane for passing. Some people, you gotta pass. Ain't like you know. We're a pick, we're a vet. Some feelings gotta pay. She had a point. The left lane is for the Corvettes. You're right. Whoa. You're right. You never know how the spirit is going to move through some people. It be moving. How do it move through you? It don't move through me, it moves around me. It leaves me. You get what I'm saying? I get it. Because I'm so in touch with the earth and the nature and the science of it all. You feel me? Because I have been blessed to be a part of something that was bigger than me. Right. I didn't choose this life, this life chose me. Amen, brother. See, that's the thing about God. He speaks to all of us different. But if you look, if you look, you're a finder. Not you too. Amen. Different church. Different church. We'll get into that later on, but if you look. You almost definitely took. Hopefully by the word. You are. You are. Looking back. Tooking back. We ain't even got time to get into the tooking. Because a lot of us have been tooking, but we've never been taking, but we've been tooking. We've been tooking, but not taking. Yeah. I think I've been both. Some of us have been tooked it. Tooked it. Oh no, you said took it. Give me space. Give me space. Give me space. Generationally. Generationally. And that's what we'll be discussing the next time. Generational wealth. Politics. Yeah. Upcoming election. Oh, King. You gotta have wine on the couch for these. Okay, babe. Did he say y'all to say his name? Is this a promo? Nah, we just love wine. Oh, I don't fuck with him. Motherfuckers win. We're in church. Stop cursing. Stop cursing my brother. Playing to me. This is the pulpit. This is my church. The pulpit? Like the pulpallet? The pulpallet. What is this? You need to do the pulpallet. The pulpit. So, if you saw your pastor at the grocery store, right, if somebody disrespected him, he was put in a situation where he needed to say what he needed to say. You couldn't judge him. I know I couldn't. I don't judge anybody. You know. Yes, you do. Like you judged me. Carlos said he's buying me. He's doing some judging. He had to be paid. I was judging him. I know Ryan. He's not even a good person. Come on, man. He makes me like that. Judge Judy. First of all. I don't say Ryan. First of all, he know about all this food. Right. We in Miami. Mm-hmm. Taking me to the worst fucking place I ever been. What he gonna do to the worst place? It wasn't all personal. Right. I got this fucking steak, right? From where did y'all go? I don't even know. I didn't want him to say that. I got this fucking steak. Let me tell you what it tastes like. It tastes like motherfuckers who cooked it didn't like touch the meat. Oh, come on. They was like, the motherfuckers ain't season. Shit. I was like, ah, send this back. This fucking shit off my plate. Get rid of these dogs. But he said it was good. He was enjoying it. He had fucking food all around his mouth and shit. Mine was good. I see. I don't do my boy like that now. I see normally. So he took you there, but he didn't tell you what to get. They know for their tacos. This is the thing about it. This is why I don't trust his taste. You didn't say that? You didn't mention that part? It don't matter what the fuck it is. This place has great tacos. He going to eat any fucking thing. He don't give a shit if it's good or bad. I figured that out this weekend. He's just going to eat whatever the fuck. And then it's just, he's just going to eat again. He's just fucking fat dude on the inside. He has never had a bad meal. No way. Now Ryan knew fuck with everything, but when we went to LA, the food truck that we went to, he said it was good and it was good. I guess he just is 50-50 when it comes to this shit. What do you like to eat? I don't like to discuss my personal preferences. About everything on this fucking show. But you don't have like a one favorite food? Yeah, I do. But I don't want to share. Well, how does she know about you? No, it's not that they going to be bringing it. It's just that I don't... They be sending her cans of beans. So I don't... Tell them you don't want canned beans. No, she want me. You want canned beans. No, I really be wanting... But I don't like... I don't eat other people's food. Like one girl was like, girl, I'm about to bring you a pan of beans. I was like, for real? I'm just scared to eat pan of beans. Tell them you want dry beans. Just tell them you want a pan. A dry beans. I'm a soapy. A bag of Pinto beans. I'm a soapy. Mm-mm. I like homemade beans. People give you a lot of shit. Like some people, I would be... Fags. No, you better know your girl. Mm-hmm. Mm-hmm. You don't feel good about that, you know what I mean? I don't like y'all judging me. Let's... Next topic. Mm-hmm. Oh, the next topic is make sure you go subscribe to Poor Minds on everything. Go get it. Fuck the night. All the real niggas who watched this show go to both of their Instagram pages and like all the pictures of them with nothing on. I don't post photos like that anymore. Fuck the pictures. I have been saying. Fuck the pictures with clothes on, fellas. This summer, we only like and swim with pictures. The naked little better. If we start a campaign, there'll be naked by next year. We don't like running naked. It'll be butt naked next year. Yeah. Don't like shit with the clothes on. Yeah. Go back... I don't give a fuck if it was 2018. Go back and like all the pictures from Crete Behavior. We liking everything. And 2018. We all like them captions. What captions? None of them. We want the shortest caption possible. Stop saying all that goofy shit. Yeah. His prettiest problem. Bitch, you're still a problem. Stop being a problem. They do. All that corny. That shit do be corny. What you be saying? What y'all doing? How he saying real shit? That's what you be saying? That's what you be saying? That's what you be saying? That's what you be saying? Yeah, cause it's fake. I'm about to start posting some fucked up captions on my shit. It's short though, so I'll let it run. And it's short. We're doing what's popular this summer. We only outside having fun. We damn near didn't make it. No, I just don't say something. We got a second chance this time. Before the pandemic hit again, let's turn up and have a good ass summer. Everybody post some shit with some fucked up captions. In this regard, everything we said. Keep posting your shit. Think of the goofiest caption you can come up with. Me and Leif don't be having great captions. I sure don't. Hit me and I'll give you one. I was just telling Clayton, when you're posting shit, life is great, hard. Sometimes you got to post a caption. They ain't got shit to do with the picture. Post the shit and you'll be like, stop wearing them big goofy ass shoes. That's what you be... I like my shit to be general, so people can get mad just because I know people need shit to get mad at. They don't got to be none specific. You always have hashtags. Yeah, I'm gonna put something up to quit touching shit. Just to remind them. Hey, this is... Stop switching shit. Right, quit touching shit. That's important. I hope it is still very real. Stop switching shit. Yeah, your sanitizer should have, you know, you should have kept it going. You think so? Yeah. I have resources to make it happen. You should have kept it going, man. It never went nowhere. It would have made a billion dollars in hand sanitizer. It would have been a correlation between the sanitizer and the stopper. But I still can, though. I didn't know that the streets had such a demand. They don't like the ones that's out. The shit is waiting. I know. I got to still do my album, J.O.N., fry my wings hard in time to turn up. Can I just delete album name? I need you on the hood. What song are you going to be on? I don't know, but I'm going to sing my ass off. This is my time to start. You didn't know I read the front. No, she needs to have a song. I'm going to call me and my bean and then soon she goes. Bravo. Yeah, we in there. Wait a minute. Did you just go for it? Me and Dr. E.P. in... I said executive. We in the studio touching dials. That was good, right? I've been trying to get this project to y'all. Me and my bean should fire up. This shit went from a podcast to a record label meeting. To a brand-new record. Any five solid records, nigga. I love what I'm saying. I've been saying this. I love that. The faster we go... We about to drop the most... Kids are being made. The most fire album. I'm telling you. All right, man. The girls like when I sing. I don't care what y'all say. They love when I hit a tune. Yeah, we... Yeah, we're going to have a tune over there. Live whoever you know you can sing. I think you should do an original composition. No, we got to say that. We got to save it. You ready to drop your album? Man, what? They waiting. I sang to my record label. Bad. We got an auto tune. 2,500 up front. What you trying to say? I don't need no auto tune. This war. I'm talking about the whole time. He say Switzerland. That's your advance. That's all you got to finish the record. You get the other hand. I don't have an S-drama. You get the other hand. When you finish. What? If we go approach this record a little different, we're going to take it back to old school. We're going to break this record at the skating rinks. We're going to take it back. I hate it here. Back in the time. Back in the time. Well, look, before we discuss the particulars of the, you know, the contract, we got to say, I feel like I still are saying good night. Because I feel like most people watch this shit at night. Good evening. They watch it in the morning. They watch it all the time of the day. Well, good morning. They watch it all the time of the day. Good night. Good morning. Good afternoon. Good night. Good afternoon. Good afternoon. Good afternoon. Good afternoon. Good afternoon. Good afternoon. Good afternoon. Good afternoon. Good afternoon. Good afternoon. Good afternoon. Good afternoon. Good afternoon. Good afternoon. Good afternoon. Good afternoon. Good afternoon. Good afternoon. Good afternoon. Good afternoon. Good afternoon. Good afternoon. Good afternoon. Good afternoon. Good afternoon. Good afternoon. Good afternoon. Good afternoon. Good afternoon. You living like a player?