 Hello everyone, I'm staunch doomsday prepper Dick Simmons. And I'm Dexter Griff. And the end is coming! We're all doomed. DOOOOOO! We have a few ways for you to prepare for several life-ending scenarios, besides our dead fast zombie plans of course. Sadly, not all problems can be solved with a dead Griff. To start, I've asked Lopez to join us as we discuss the impending AI takeover. Hola. As technology progresses and computers become more lifelike, it becomes more likely we'll see them gain sentience. And take over the world enslaving all of humanity! Dexter and me, least of the terriers. Before that happens, move to a small town with terrible internet access. The technology is bound to be decades behind, so use it as a weapon. Stand back! I've got dial-up internet, and I'm not afraid to use it. Are you sure you don't need that? I'll see how it goes. And if that doesn't work, I can always take my chances that the robots will accept my cyborg half and take me in as one of their own. No, es probable. For the lazier preppers, ride it out at the water park. Cool off with the pools and slides, while all the robots rust around you. Ha! Go ahead and try to break my chlorine shield. I dare ya. The way to stop robots from purging us is to purge them first. Ha! By launching imps high into the atmosphere, we can knock them all out at once. Yes, robots, come! Firing nuclear payload. Ha! Ha! See that, men? The nuclear option is always the best option. We'll be shocked back to the Stone Age, but it'll be well worth it. Foreign retaliatory strikes detected. Uh-oh! Unfortunately, this will probably bring radioactive armor getting upon the planet. Toxic wastelands, destroyed cities, searching for supplies will all become the norm. To bear these harsh conditions, take the leftover robot parts and radioactive materials and construct new robots for scavenging and protection. Ha! Ha! And there we go! Systemo de nuve in linea. Donde estoy? Donde esta el ejército mecanico superior? Glad to see you back in the land of the living, soldier. Now hop on! We've got fallout to avoid, terminators to salvage, and plenty of angry maxes out there that are bound to be pretty mad. Tu eras el demonio rojo y estas es mi inferno. That's the spirit! Once the bombs stop falling, I'm just going to take the lazy method again and do nothing. Yeah, saw that coming. Nothing but soak up as much radiation as possible. That way I could turn into the incredible griff, or super griff, or even... Here lies the incredibly super dead griff who died even more hideously mutated than he already was. We're not digging a hole on him. No, not a chance. Speaking of, though lethal to humans, a worldwide surplus of radiation will inevitably lead to the rise of gigantic mutant monsters. These towering beasts tend to terrorize the remains of society for reasons not fully understood. However, not all kaiju are bad-natured, some even having hearts of gold. The only way to know what you're dealing with is to directly communicate with them. Hey, up there! Do you ever wonder why you're here? I'm Simmons! Once diplomacy inevitably fails, here's the rest of your scavenged radioactive parts to construct giant telepathic-linked robots to fight against the beast's mano-a-mano. Let me present. Sergeant Locke! Oh, yeah! Back from the dead! Ah, sa-guarado, e-cargado. Oh, my God! I'm answered! Catastrophes tend to breed other world-ending catastrophes. Nerd monsters capable of wiping out cities! Congress! Doesn't really matter in the end. There's not much you can do to stop these doomsday scenarios once they're set into motion. Our advice for once the end does inevitably come? Just sit back, grab some popcorn, and watch it all unfold. That's right! And, if you do manage to make it through the end of the world, take comfort knowing that red versus blue will still be here right alongside you. Forever. For all of time. Wait, we're gonna be here forever? Oh, God, I- Thanks for checking out that episode of RVB. You can find the playlist to watch more below, or you can go to roostatif.com to check out the latest RT shows. Also, don't forget to like, subscribe, and hit that bell, or leave a comment.