 Hey gamers, my name is Kevin and today we're playing 60 parsecs. That's S E C Algorithm before I get demonetized. I showed him so this game is all about trying to survive in space It's quite a quirky little game. I think you'll enjoy it. You can trust me. I'm a pro gamer. Look at this I got a PlayStation mug full of G fuel Just powder and all the good or anything and the headset and everything you can trust me. All right Trust me on this journey. Grab some soup. You need rations to survive over my dead body. I'm not taking soup All right, so I forced lots to pick stuff up and then they go back into my bunker I think literally my only options are soup one soup. I don't want it. I'm breaking everything I'm throwing one of my standard soup tantrums. All right fine grab the feckin soup I'm only taking one though. He's got his legs stuck in a bucket. You gotta be careful there You already have the eye patch if you got to cut off a leg You're really gonna start looking like a pirate. There might be a hole in your mug I would explain why I didn't have anything in mine either. Oh my god. We got Karen over here talking to customer support It's a good thing. I don't think there's anyone on the other end. Where's the feckin handbook that I'm looking for I'm not even a feckin read it. Does it feckin matter head back to the escape shuttle find a crewmate I'm gonna go with bucket man over there. I gotta help him down the hatch and he's wearing a bucket I don't know if he's gonna make it down incoming missile detected high risk of impact I feel like my guy already knew that was coming. Where's the Karen Karen? I need you down there Let's see who else it's 60 seconds here. You you look like you're brave Okay, maybe not all right more crafting supplies. I have one soup between us all oh wait I can keep going all right fine You know I'd grab some soup the others can eat it even if I hate it and he already has a bucket We can just have a bucket full of soup. Oh, no. Oh, no I might be caught in this short, but there was a little trophy there, and I've never won a trophy in my life I needed it. All right hop down And there goes the earth at least I can have solace in the fact that all the rest of the soup in the world is Destroying look how smoggy feckin looks now that he got his feckin bucket off Tom Thompson Not the most creative of names, but then again my YouTube name is call me Kevin So I can't really say anything. Hey there friends. How's it going? My name is Tom Thompson And we got April Angel and Megan man should be Megan man spreading look at her come on We've limited space in here Megan soup best food in the universe. That better be sarcasm. Not very good a body language I am not reading that. I'm just gonna read the last line. Good luck. You're gonna need it. I'm sure I will wait I need to make a speech. Oh god damn it captain's attribute strength He's wimpy not show your strength that'll impress him. I'm just pulling leverage. I probably shouldn't do that We're in space In an escape pod. All right, that's the end of the first day I just flexed a bit and then was like well, I'm off to bed. I'm exhausted as far as speeches go It was the worst one in this part of the universe Congratulations captain. It's day one and you've already succeeded in bringing your people together against a common foe me All right make five successful intelligence attribute decisions That's probably impossible and find an appropriate landing spot who will perform the routine supply check Angela I faith in you fantastic work. You're doing so far over there You just look very serious. You know a lot of fate. You like my trophy. I almost died for it Wait, what are all these? I should probably have looked into this Okay, I get to eat and Tom gets to eat Megan. You don't get to eat Oh my god, my guy, how did he become captain look at his picture looks like the worst school photo ever come on honey Smile It's just a smile. What do you like to do? I would like to craft please What is this a sock puppet? Why do I need ten resources to do that? I mean just take any sock We're gonna make a communicator. We're gonna put Karen on that job Karen. You're gonna call her ISP They're gonna give him a piece of your mind for no goddamn reason. Okay today only I will eat you look well-fed captain Look at them. Oh, man. They're gonna hate him Oh my god I need to pull a tooth because I've neglected my oral hygiene for four days and I have to pull a tooth Okay, who's gonna pull it out with a piece of string Karen? I trust you I'll even give you some soup for doing the deed. I just keep eating every day and I'm like folks I know this is hard, but we all have to do our part to ration I'm just not feeding them. I took it like a champ But a terrified Megan went into shock and insistent drink the whole bottle of anesthetic to camera nerves You continue to look well fed. That's what's important I want to keep morale up and being a well-fed captain will definitely inspire the crew. I've been hacked Really the world's exploding and there's still hackers out in North Korea trying to hack my escape pod All right, what do I do? I'm intelligent apparently So let me use intelligence to solve of this conundrum and I think I deserve a reward for that I'm gonna have some soup We're running out of food like really fast. I really should have gathered more Thomas now in support net look out for this Captain he's not so keen on taking orders. Yeah, he doesn't look that great to be fair He's even using one of the soup cans as a medal. I just realized I am the soup King He says as he pins the metal on himself. Oh God Megan is more defined April is disobedient. All right I can fix this look how well-fed he looks the others are back in starving the cypher signals Who's the smartest person here? Wait, it's me. Isn't it? Yes. I am the most intelligent Shout out while the whole crew listens to me. No one eats today. We're just gonna bask in my intelligence I know we're not being fed today folks, but if you could feed my ego that would be great wait. We've got alien signals Fantastic, it's probably a feckin microwave. It's just me eating up soup. Maybe the captain is actually really really Selfless and he's eating all the soup because he knows how horrible soup is and he doesn't want the crew to suffer God I'm kind of a hero really. Oh god. There's a problem with this something something and Thomas idle. Yeah, I get Tom to save it That's that's that's fine. He looks totally sane over there with his soup metal I'll give you another soup metal if you complete this task Tom He have how did he heaved at the task rolling their eyes whenever you complained the systems automated reboot began and a jet of Uncooled steam scalded him. You know what good and as well as a scalding he should get a scalding He has not been helpful enough Thomas hurt his wounds won't heal by themselves The best course of action is treating his injuries with a first aid kit Megan is asking for some soup it right Tom Megan wants soup, so I'll deal with you after there's an uncontrolled power surge cannot do anything to stop it This is no accident. It's sabotage dumb dumb dumb. I can only trust myself if you want something done, right? Do it yourself. All right now that that emergency solved again Megan her soup captain We are now entering a field of cosmic gas Tom Megan go get some of that gas. I trust you. You know what? I'm gonna reward myself by eat I have nothing to eat. I never mind. We can eat Tom. He's starting to look like he's gonna go anyway The blood is throwing me to him. We should check some of her gear and Megan seems idle. Can you check out that artifact trophy thing? I really want to know what I've done to deserve this Maybe I've milked the most cows out of all the people on board Nobody wanted to get their hands on Jude's bowl semen like guys like Asking the real questions here Tom remains wounded Tom remains disloyal Tom is hungry Tom Tom Tom It's all about Tom Thompson ain't it? Why are you all complaining? I feel grand. I'm gonna upgrade the artifact I don't even know what it is, but that's what we're gonna do today. We're approaching a planet my scanners to techno life But some structures on the surface soup structures. It's perfect. Welcome new planet. We bring you the cow artifact Mutopia. Oh my god. Thank God. We have the artifact April keeps asking for soup Well, you can keep asking for it There's none there because I ate it all up to complete it a new item available extraordinary artifact. Oh my god It is extraordinary. What's it doing? It's glowing. Who did this? Did you just stick some LEDs on it? Sticking LEDs on things doesn't make it cool. All right. It's actually kind of lame Alexa turn microphone off. It's actually kind of lame all they have to do now is stuff someone into the space suit and send Them outside. Okay. Who can I trust here? It's not giving me any options. I a canyon desert cave Swamp I really want to find Shrek, but I should really be looking for soup But maybe it's a soup Canyon. It's just filled with soup. All right. Does someone go look for Shrek? You don't ascend okay in supporting it in supporting it in supporting. No one will actually go He's like well, I guess then we're fucked and they're all like damn Why don't you go because you'll all mutiny me God? Oh my god, Tom is looking a bit worse for wear Even my guy's like hmm. It's like looking into the future. All right I thought you were just faking it before but I'm willing to heal you now. It's a bomb. What what do I do? I don't have anything. I don't have armor or a gun and hold on. Let me let me craft something real quick Craft some armor. I don't think this is gonna work. Oh shit. There's a bomb and the captain's just like I choose to do Nothing Oh my god, it was a toxic gas bomb. Who is doing this? Come on. I need science. I can recycle something hold on Handbook yes recycle the handbook Okay, I've put some armor on now at least so at least if they try and shoot me or something I might be safe or if you tax me with that soup can hello world is hello. Oh my god There's a rock formation. That's actually an ancient dispenser machine covered with simple depictions of soup cans But I don't have anything to get into it. I always don't have the things that I need And then I make them but it's too late off for feck's sake It got destroyed because I didn't know but April is weak. Can you do something about it? Legit. No, I actually can't someone's gonna die soon because we have zero food and zero mid supplies I just hope that we don't all die Maybe we could eat them perhaps and it's time for the ultimate honor captain The most humble task available on the shuttle mopping the floor. Megan looks free. Yeah, she's fine. Go ahead, Megan. You you clean She doesn't really look in the mood to clean But we'll see I have a feeling she's waiting to give me a piece of her mind Well, luckily she's not able to she died as well as april sitting across from her Tom is judging me and I'm refusing to look him in the eye. See I am sensitive. I said eye not eyes I can't a soup. I can't a soup great. Please don't die in the next turn. I've got some soup Okay, I'm still alive. Oh god. I didn't get the soup Tom, you know what I said earlier about the pirate thing. You would look great as a pirate Do you mind if I just have a leg? I could just eat a leg maybe I'll give you a bite or two even Should we put their bodies outside or are we just gonna sit here scramble transmission? Great This is walmart. Would you like to buy some soup incoming transmission? But it's scrambled the signal's not strong enough. Maybe your crew make you get on top of the ship Yeah, sure. Send tom up there. I'm sure he's up for that. Well, not anymore Well, Tom had a rough day. He was unable to make a reception better by adjusting the satellite and he hurt himself He fell off the roof and landed right on some rocks and at the top of the day He died because of that starvation if you're willing to lose a can of soup You could try to find a way to improve the formula. I don't have any soup. My guy's gone mad He's getting mirages of soup cans. Oh great artifact Tell me where the soup is. Maybe I could fashion one of those sticks, you know, they find water with but I could just Modify it to work on soup. I got an achievement dust to dust which doesn't sound great. Yeah. Okay. Yeah, I'm dead The goal that I never completed make five successful intelligent decisions I don't think there is even one. What was the artifact? What would it have done? I need to know. All right. Well, I guess I will end the adventure there by choice Yeah, we're gonna end it there. I hope you enjoyed our adventure. This is a game I'd actually be up for playing again and actually, you know, not being me For a change try and get a bit further because the game seems pretty good But uh, yeah, I have a natural tendency to just fact things up and uh, I kind of prove that today But the most important thing is I hope you enjoyed I appreciate you watching as always folks if you want more of me You could check out my twitch channel. It's in the description I post on youtube every day, but you know what? Sometimes you just need to torture yourself and give yourself more of something you hate So my twitch channel is in the description. I stream like five times a week usually quite long sessions as well So if you want to stop by please do you're more than welcome and I guess we'll end it there So thanks very much for watching. Hope to see you next time and bye for now