 Alright, Liv, you've never played this game before. Absolutely not. You've never seen this game before. No, I'm seeing it right now with my eyeballs. This game is called Bloody Trapland. And does you farting on me and making me bleed have to do with the game in any way? Um, no, I'm just killing you. Do you see the arrow that's pointing to the right all the way over there? I do. Like I said, eyes are fully working. So, ow. So we have to get all the way over there. Uh-huh. And not do that, I think. And not do that. Okay, this is going to take a lot more swab than I currently have the ability. Yeah, no, you do need a little bit of finesse. Why would you get me doing this game? I have no finesse whatsoever. You said, hey, Ethan, want to record a thing? My idea is that you teach me how to play a game that I've never played before. And I said, yeah, sure. And I was like, this game's really fucking hard. And if you don't know it, it'll be kind of fun and funny. You do realize that the longer it goes on without me being able to do it, the least content you get. No, no, no, no, no, no, that's where the witty banter comes in. That's where the comedy comes in. You know, I'm ready for the comedy. So how do I go about jumping? Because right now I'm really I've mastered dying, but I haven't quite mastered jumping yet. How are you asking me how to jump? Yes. Space. So what are the controls that I'm using? Because right now all I know is arrows and space bombs. OK, so you're using you're using the arrows and the space bar. I don't understand your question. You you play games. These controls are pretty intuitive. The level that I do them. Have you seen to the level of which I do them? OK, it's in your name. You have to live up to it right now. I think I am living up. What are you? You have a place in your name. I never promised anything. You just have to jump over the gap, live. What do you mean? I'm ready. OK, then do it. What do you mean? Uh-huh. Wait, don't go to this thing. So now there's this thing and you also have to look out for the saw that's over here. OK, all right. So the thing. Oh, there you go. Watch out for that big fist. Yeah, yeah, yeah, yeah, yeah. Mm-hmm, mm-hmm. Oh, no. Oh, no. Oh, yeah. Get up. Get up. Please don't drown. Oh, it wasn't even a far gap. This is the first level. Yep. Now how did I the last time? Did I just do it with a run? I'm just running. Oh, oh, shit. I've never experienced anything like this before. I've got this. It's fine. It's fine. It's fine. It's fine. It's fine. It's fine. It's fine. It's fine. Uh-huh. Watch out for the fist. I'm waiting for this boy. Yeah, no, you have to get closer to it so it engages. I'm scared. I'm I'm scared of getting fisted. Just I think everyone is. You told me to get closer to. Yeah, but you have to back out of the way. What do you mean? Should I just get us to the second level or do you want? Do you want this? I want this. I want this. All right. All right. I'm ready. OK, I'm ready. I'm ready. Oh, this requires a lot more finesse than I have. Oh, it doesn't. OK, now go. Oh, you missed. I'm just going to wing it. Yeah. Yeah. Now watch out for the saw. Just jump over it. What are you doing? OK, it's going to come back around. Jump. Oh, my God. And then come over here. There you go. We did it. Oh, my God. This is all the time that we this is all the time we died. There's a lot of red on this screen. There sure is. Sure is. All right. So here's here's a fun thing about this level. If is that, you know, we've got whoops. We've got the are you going to try to do things you see that that's really subjective. Have you played a platformer before? No. Look at me. Go. I take it back. I've played a platformer. I'm great. And now I jump again over these big boys. Oh, how are you? At least you have like a good title. You can be like, you know, teaching the biggest dipshit. How to play not really that hard of a game until the later levels. I forgot how I did that first bit. Oh, genius. You know, I'm just letting you know that this is all flukes. If I ever do it right, it was an absolute fluke. And now I run, right? Now I turn and I run that shit. Do I press the space bar before or after I run? You pray at the edge? Yeah, yeah. Am I space bar and then moving or? Yeah, just run. I got scared. I got scared. You're jumping off of it. Yeah, yeah. Yeah, yeah, yeah. OK, ready? Oh, there you go. There you go. Now you got to time this out because you see the piranhas. I'll show you how the piranha part works, at least for the the timing of it. Thank you. That makes it a lot easier whenever you're ready. Uh-huh. Watch out for the spikes. I'm not hitting the spike. Not to. I'm just having a moment of silence. OK, OK, you're back to the thing. Just time it right. Be careful of the spikes. Yeah, good. Careful. Boom. There you go. Another spike. And then you have to jump again. Once you there you go. Now you're just you just have to get up here. You can do it. You can do this and walk. Walks through the thing. You you get this one. Sashay away. Oh, God. Oh, my God. We've been recording for 20 minutes and it feels like four hours. Thank you. I have that effect on people. Third level ready? So, wait, what what you're telling me is we're going to make it through this whole map. No, no, no, no, no, no. At this rate, that would take a year to do. All right. It doesn't look that bad. So there's these things happening. Oh, a little bit tricky. Demonstrating how not to do it. All right, we can do this. All right, this is where it's getting a little harder. There you go. Did you see that? Yeah. Oh, there you go. OK, this next part's a little tricky. These spikes, because you got to jump high and then go over them. And do I just swim? Can you swim? Swim? Oh, no, no, no, no. I'm just talking about jumping over this first part. Just jump over that thing of spikes. No, no, no, not all in one motion. Oh, no. Bummer. See, like, what am I doing right now? Because, like, if I press forward one more time, then I'm going to go into the spikes. Not if you just give it a tiny little tap. There you go. Now jump over this thing. You've got it. Just a basic jump. There you go. Now this one. Uh-huh, just jump up and over. But how big does the space bar have to be? Because this is a big chunk. This is a big spike. Just hold it down. Just hold it down and then... Stop! No! Oh, no. So you just... You just do it. Oh. Yeah, but how are you doing that little double jump? I'm not double jumping. I'm just jumping and holding the... Go back, back and forth. Yeah, yeah, yeah, yeah, back and forth. Maybe we should just get taken to the next one. You know what? No. Actually, I've managed... No, okay, yeah, but maybe we should. All right. All right, level four. Here we go. You ready? This one's a little tricky, all right? So you got to wait. Oh. Very tricky. Oh, there's a spike on the corner. Yeah. Little bit funky. You did it. Oh, I made it. There you go. Look at you. You're the leader of the pack, dude. Oh, I always knew I could be. There you go, there you go. Just get a little running start and jump across the whole thing. Fun spike. How am I going to do the big plump of them? Just believe in yourself. Hold down that space bar. Space, space, space, space. There you go. Oh, my God. What is this thing? Oh, I have to... This looks like a little dildo. It's not dildos. Little butt plugs. I have to press a button. So don't go down there yet or else you'll get killed by the butt plugs. Oh, my number one fear in life. Getting killed by a butt plug. Oh, that's tough. Hey, that was good. Maybe you have to go from that tippy top one. Well, that has spikes on it. I'm so sorry. I didn't mean to. I'm so sorry. You have just made this so much harder for the both of us. I did it. I did it. Yeah, but now I'm going to get back. Get a little running start and then at the very edge, do that jump. There you go. There you go. OK, wait, wait, wait. Don't do anything. Back to the plugs, back to the plugs. Go ahead. Go quick. I just want to escape this cruel world. See, actually, this whole time I've just been really enjoying watching cats drown. You've got this. Oh, my God. OK. Yes. OK, now just time this right. Avoid the butt plugs. There you go. Now cross the thing. We've done it, my. Oh, we did it. We've done it, my. All right. Do you want to do one last level? Oh, my God. Look at them. That was a lot of deaths. See, this one is aesthetic. It's on brand. It's raining. It's gloomy. There's a moon. If anything, this just makes me stronger. Whether my talent is playing the game, though, or my strength is losing is really the real question. You know? Oh, wait. So there's an Indiana Jones kind of big bow coming for me. How does one avoid such a thing? Well, you know what? I'm just going to wing it. Wing it. See, oh, my God. That works. Say, oh, I said, I'm going. Nice. You have to touch the wall. Excuse you, really? It works! This is so painful. Are you ready? So painful. Yeah, see, see, okay, okay. See, your issue is that you're not learning. You're making the same mistakes. What?! You're making the same mistakes every time. You know what I mean? You know how if you do something and it doesn't have the turn out that you want, then you try something different. And you don't do the same thing that you were doing before because it didn't have the correct turn out? No. You know what? I think you should just walk. You're second character there before I get my first. I killed myself. You skirt down the wall and then you get to the spike. And then once you get to the spike, you press the spacebar. But then at the same time that you press the spacebar, do you also press the one that makes you go that way? Yeah. So skirt, it's impossible. Just go. Just leave me behind. I think that that might be a good place to stop. Are you seriously trying to tell me that you don't think I could go any further than that? Yes.