 Hello, hello, hello, welcome back. I'm Philip Magnus, and this is the darkest dungeon. I have an awful feeling about it today. Something is amiss. Maybe my gold reserves. But anyway, we are going to give it a try, so... best be on our way then. Actually... no. Yeah. So what have we been up to lately? Well, after the valiant deaths of our two foreign comrades, the Crusader Virgil and Tien, the man-at-arms, we are now... These salt-soaked caverns are teeming with pelagic nightmares. They must be flushed out. Backpack! Give me something good. Yeah, that counts, actually. I very much need the torches, but I do not need electric deep stingers. No, no, no. You can... Hmm. Well, she certainly seems hungry. Don't see them. Lovely. You... I should help, shouldn't I? Excellent. Gladly here, she's a bit stressed out, but I am hoping that it will not cost me. See, actually, a solid victory. The first battle has been an unwarranted success. And I could be no happier. Let's see. Oh yes, another scouting. We've got a trap waiting for us. Nasty, nasty, nasty. Managed to disarm that one nicely. Okay. We've got another two battles waiting. Exciting, isn't it? A ball of water kept in smooth stone. Yep. Huh. There you are. Actually, quite lovely. Blight bleed disease. Deep buff resists. Nice. Absolutely fantastic, in fact. Since I have not much to heal, I think I can, for now, get the lighter bit further on and do a bit of damage. Plumbing my lovely Jester, my friend, my ally. He cuts deeply and he forces the enemy to bleed. However, they also cut deeply and it hurts. Let's see then. Finish him. Can't finish anyone because no one is stunned currently. Ooh, that was an unlikable piece of dodging. Accuracy is good. Uh-oh. I did not know you could do that. Shaman. Let's see if I can slice off. Not going to die, are you? Right then. Now you're dead. That was a quite resistant bleed, 50%. Damn. And nine little things. Okay. If they don't bleed, I will make them. Or I will just kill them. Yeah, that too. The Kenyans, I think, are one of my favorite classes. They've got this really, really nice kit going for them. They've got obviously the Tremar Naori and they've got Bleedout, which is actually quite nice, but I'm not going to use it because, well, I don't need to. Not right now. She's a bit low on health, which is, as you might imagine, unpleasant. Let's light another torch and be prepared for the fray. Good. I managed to dodge that somehow. Let's see. Let's mark you. We're going to mark you for that. Hmm. What? When did they... I did not know that switches them out. Annoying. But hey, the Jester is still quite rather deadly. Make no mistake about that. Unfortunately, I did not kill a single one of them and this is going to hurt. I feel so. But hey, they have continually dodged me so far, which means that I'm both lucky and even more lucky, honestly. It's all about luck. RNG, folks, RNG. Hmm. Let's see. Can I finish him? Yep, yeah. Do I need to get back in line? Actually, right now, I don't think so. Yeah, of course, he's going to defend, but that does not keep him from bleeding, which really is the best thing about this whole thing. I did take a bit of a debuff here, but I thought that it would be worth it if I were to remove those dead, that dead body. Because in case you don't know, they hit quite hard. If you want proof, you can go and watch my previous episodes. Hey, marketing, self-horing, all around. Let's see. Time to concentrate on the annoying shaman. He has the ability to heal, and that simply doesn't... It doesn't strike a chord with me, you see. I prefer them to die when I kill him, not to be healed. Healing should be purely for the good of heart, like me. Only you know, not really. Haha. Hmm, good. At least got something from this one. Oh my, that is not fantastic. Let's see then. We're going to start off with a slow heal here. We're going to slice off from the top, I think. Hmm, yes, indeed. Then we're going to finish this one off, and I think a bit of a hit in the stinger is going to take care of that one. Let's see what we can do about this shaman now. Hmm, not fantastic. From Pelix Spirits, what the hell does that entail? No, stop it. You're annoying. Yes, how sturdy is that one, exactly? Time to use some of this party heal here, and honestly, I think I'm going to break through these bodies, and this thing is really capable of taking punches. Dammit. Well, that's an unpleasant combo. But hey, I'll take care of it now that... Seriously, promen, you're going to fail me like that? Don't do that again, please. You two Alexander, fine. No, it's not fine. Right, I did not mean to click that, but I did, and I'm happy. Debuff after debuff. No, that's actually all me. What's that? That beast is fierce indeed. I must remove it. But first, this one. Good. That was good. Another two points of health restored to all members. Now he's going to hit me hard, isn't he? Uh-oh. Oh, he missed. Too bad, mate. And now I think I will end you. Cree-ya! And G.L.'s. Yes, exactly. Nothing inside. That's disappointing. Worry not, my friend. Uh-oh. There might actually be a reason to worry, after all. No, that's very bad. Again, let's slice off a bit of the top of this cultist. And hopefully we can do a bit of healing now. Do I want, yeah. I think I'd rather take five points of health for Alexander. Uh-oh. Nasty. Nasty trick. Even nastier. This is not starting off too promising. Hey, I've had words after all. And she dodged. She bloody well dodged. She had dodged, didn't she? Stress level thru writing. But I think I will, yeah. Now with this bleeding, she's as good as dead. I hate the cultists because they have an annoying ability. Indeed, the ability that raises the stress level by 15, 18, even 20. Uh-oh. That's bad. Let's see then. Need to buy a bit of time for myself, you see. Exactly what I needed. Excellent news. Stress level will rise again. Uh-oh. Yeah, you do, mate. Yes, you do. Hmm. I'm going to bandage you up, and then I'm going to finish him. Hopefully I will also get a turn to, you know, actually heal him up and not have him die. Okay, stunt, yes. Just in the takeoff time. Still pretty bad, pretty darn bad. I need to break through these creatures. It's offensive. Uh-oh. Another stress wave. Nastyness ensues yet again. Fortunately, it will no longer shield him. This magic, this eldritch spell. And of course our jester here is quite good at taking care of the ground. Stress. Let's see then. A critical scouting success will sometimes reveal a secret room. Advance to the tile marked with a star, and press W or click to enter. Fabulous wealth enriches away those equipped with a key. What key? Oh no, a key like the one I didn't buy for food. Oh god, I'm so sad right now. I don't suppose there's a key here. Oh no, it's just an item. Damn it. Well, it's a lock, but it ain't a key darling. Well, if I had a key it would have been far better. Okay, let's get back on track. Quite a few battles waiting. I hope I can deal with them without dying. At least they are surprised. That is good. Quite good. Gives me time to heal up and to slice a piece of pie. A piece of pelagic pie. Get it? Because they are pelagic creatures? No? No, okay. I miss. Not the way I hoped things would go, honestly. This one is tough. Still, I suppose I'll have to take care of him sometime. Well, they are attacking the healer, which is actually not that awful because, you know, she has the most HP out of all of us. Oh come on. Why did you play first? That's not fair. Do I even have anything to reach her? No, I actually don't. I'm knowing. He resisted that. No, no, he got stunned, but he's going to resist getting stunned later on. Fair enough hopefully now I can make someone bleed. No. Sadly, no such luck. And my healing sucks now, apparently. So things are going badly right now. Quite badly, in fact. Uh oh. Oh no. Oh god. Plumbing of all people became abusive. Let's see then. I feel that now would actually be a good time to charge. I was going to say to retreat from combat, but hey, you're going to be a pain in the ass, aren't you? Yep. Yes, exactly what I needed. The body is not exactly what I needed, but sadly I've got no choice in the matter. Six points of healing done. Excellent. And this is going to send him reeling back to dead's door. Oh, how nice of you, Plumbing. Yes, yes, I know, I know. At least we got yet another dodge. This would be so funny if Plumbing of all people got heart ducked. I needed to use the fowl earlier. Unpleasant. Let's see then. I suppose not. This is as good as I can do, I'm afraid. That is actually awful. This rest might quite well be the death of some of us. Let's hope not. So far so good, I'm afraid. This was not what I needed. At least the enemy falls quickly. Teen! Well, that does it. Everything I went through to restore any semblance of health, retreating from combat, using the firewood. Well, it was absolutely useless. Let's see our friends. Should have switched places. Damn it. This is a tough battle. I don't like it. Not at all. Not at all. No, no, no. The damage. The sheer amount of damage is bloody awful. Hmm. Success where previously there was none. You next. Just guard the sea, Magatai. I don't even plan on attacking him. That's bad. That's, that's worse. No, stop it. You're full, you're awful, awful human being. I need to clean that body up. I can do nothing to the shaman. If I don't, good enough. Let's run them through and hopefully one more strike and I can end the shaman. Whoops. Yeah, I was afraid that would happen. Well, at least you are spirited. I, the reason I constantly use this skill is because if my dear friend Plum and reaches 200 stress, his heart is going to literally explode and he's going to die in an awful mother, manor, in a dungeon all alone. He's going to be the saddest thing in the world. And Angie got rabies, which sounds a lot like the RNG I know, actually. Bleeding. The enemy bleeds in front of me. Not exactly what I needed. Could have used a lot more, but hey. Here is what it is, ain't it? Not enough to finish him, damn it. And he's, of course, going to have something smart and clever to say any minute now. Which is, of course, going to lower the sanity and raise the stress of all the party. Because, hey, let's face it, that's what Tavin does. Constantly. Thank you, finally. Yay, I managed to do something right. I hope this is the last battle, but it probably isn't knowing this game. Oh, so you're going to steal from me? You're not, actually. Kind of surprised. I thought you most definitely would have. But hey, thanks. You're a nice guy, nice guy. Almost walked straight into that one. Let's see if we can defeat these villains. This should pose no difficulty, unless that happens. And everyone goes insane with stress. And none of my characters get any positive resolve thingies. Which, knowing this game is entirely and absolutely possible. Let's see. I need to make them bleed. No question about it, not really. Okay, one out of two, not too bad. But not too great either. Can I... nope. But hey, I did get a stun there, so that's good enough. What he said, I guess. Finish him. Ooh, did prove to be effective. And now the real fun begins. Yeah, of course he's going to be hopeless. That was bloody rude. Right back at ya. Well, I'm eventually going to get to the point where perhaps I can use this enough times to get down, if there is another battle. But probably not. Because you know, if you manage to get to zero stress, you actually succeed in removing whatever perk or quirk, whatever quirk in this case, is traveling your character. These bodies are really annoying. Come here. Thank you. Yeah, still can't reach you, can I? Time to hack a body to pieces. Now we're getting closer, little fishy. Don't you just love it? Abusive and hopeless. Fantastic combinations, by the way. Absolutely adorable. Yeah, of course he's going to stab himself. Who wouldn't? I mean, thanks, Plan. You know the exact thing to say. And now Angie's going insane too. Of course our mighty warrior with the mighty battle axe is going to be fearful. Because, you know, why not? It makes sense, all of it. Perfectly lovely sense. Yeah, that's what fearful people do, after all. We actually succeeded. Actually, if you don't mind, I think that I am going to go pick a bit these few treasures. Well, I thought I had enough food, but obviously I didn't. Still, I even got an achievement out of this. Twisted them and about to break. I guess it's because all of my party members went insane. They're at the end. I, by the way, find it really, really, really funny that I bought four shovels and I did not use a single one of them. Let's see. Minus 20% armor upgrade ghost. Good. Warren explorer and scattering. Well, she's got no ranged kills anyway, so I don't give a, you know, a sparkling frack. Let's see then. Sanitarium managed to cure itus, both of itus diseases actually. Impressive. That is some good RNG right there. Anyway, thank you guys for watching. This has been a lot of fun. Everyone survived, no one died and I even got a little buttload of goat. I'll see you next time, I hope if you enjoyed this video, please share, like, subscribe, tell your friends, tell your mom, or your daughter, or your son. See, I even made a try. Bye!