 What is the ugliest shoe of all time? I don't even know if it's the ugliest, but it's definitely the new Air Force and everybody's wearing it, and I'll never wear them. Panda Dunk Lowe's. The Panda Dunk Lowe's? What is the ugliest sneaker of all time? Jordan 1 Twist, I hate that shoe. I hate it! Like, if it's fuzzy, that's weird. Like, no.