 So we're going to go straight to the fucking prank call, right? And I'm going to fucking call to try this guy first. Yeah, right. I'm sort of got my heart set on calling this therapist, actually. I might call them first. Okay. So what I'm going to do is I'm going to call a therapist here in Brisbane. And as soon as they answer, I'm going to start spilling out my problems to the receptionist. That's the joke. Ha ha ha. Yes, so my name's Darren and I've just been going through a bit of a rough patch and I keep getting anxiety in that and it stops me sleeping on that. And I was thinking like the other day, I think it's because when I was younger and that I saw a big car crash just right in front of me. And what happened was, right, this chick driving, she had like a couple of babies in the back seat and she like full, like just rear ended some, some other guy on a youth ride and the babies, they were all right. Like they, they've fallen after, but I think just like the shock of seeing the babies like shake around quickly, like in their seats has just sort of like come up in my mind sometimes. And yes, just made me feel like, like, like, like, I get like angry in that. Like I'll, I'll lash out and like the family dog and that. And like, I'll do lots of drawing and that. And I've been drawing like, like just not nice things. Like I've been tempted to draw like fire and like there's like what did I do the other day? I did like, was it like a, yeah, like a naked lady, right? And she had like, like a cancer on her and that. So just not nice stuff. Do you know what I mean? So I was just wondering, like, if you can help me with that. Darren Thompson and like, yeah, like there's been other stuff too. Like, obviously, like I've been, you know, doing drugs and that on and off through like me twenties and sort of late twenties there. But I was used to be fine. Like I pull up next day and be a sweet, you know, buddy back on it. But these days it's like, it's like, I'll have like a couple of bottles of like Jim Beam or something. And then the next day I'm like, it's just fucking, I'm just in fucking pain. Like it's just bloody like torture, you know what I mean? Like, and it never used to be like that. So I'm saying like, I think like that, that, that chick we're rendering that car with her kids in the bag is like starting to like come out or something, you know what I mean? Like it's just, I can't explain it proper. You know what I mean? Yes. I'm a day to birth, 13th of the ninth 1987. So my email is Darren Thompson, T H O M P S O N. Yeah, that's it, man. Yeah, underscore six nine. Underscore, underscore legend. L E G L E N D. Yeah, hotmail.com. Yeah, sure. My mobile number zero four, zero four, two, one, six, nine. Yes, six, nine. Oh, I don't know if it's like, like addiction and that, but, um, like I do like to get on it, you know what I mean? Like come Friday, Friday night, Saturday night, like I'm usually on it. But like, I'm not like, I'm not like dying for it, you know what I mean? But it's just hard to get up in the morning's net. Like, I'll get on it. And then next day I'm like, bloody like fucking like just lying flat in that, feeling sick, you know, I'll have like, you know, I'll feel like nauseous on that. Like, and I've just had like, you know, bottle of, bottle of Jim Beam, whatever. But like, I used to get through them. No worries at all. But I think cause I'm like suppressing that that where I witnessed that car accident and those kids were like full like, like shaken, you know, like they were like, like massive whiplash. Like what they're little one was like, like, like maybe a year old and it's just little heads just went like pop. It's fucking like it's fucking crazy to see. It's crazy. They're fine. They're completely fine. Like not a scratch on them and that, but like, it's just like, it's just shocking. You don't, you know, you don't plan to see your baby's head move like that. Do you know what I mean? Like it's just not in your mind. And then when you see it, it's like, fucking hell. Like, jeez, it's fucking intense. You know what I mean? Do you some available next Wednesday? He's got an 8 30 or 11 a.m. What about you? What, what times do you available down? Cause I feel like, like, I don't, I don't know, like, I'm not like weird on nothing, but I feel like we've got a bit of a connection going on. And all in one, maybe just sitting down having to chat with you and sort of just laying all my cards out on the table and telling you all about, like, my childhood and that, which wasn't too bad. I'll be honest with you. I wasn't my childhood. Not too bad at two very loving parents. One of them was a priest, right? One was a nurse. Like four went to like public school on that. Like had a pretty good life, you know? So other than that car crash, there's not too much I can think of. Well, I'm just a reset by college. Oh, did I call the wrong number? Did I? I thought I called the psychologist in the city there. Yeah, right. So so you aren't available. You can't you can't do any of the interrogations. Right, right, right, right, right, right. Yeah, right. All right. Well, like, what do you reckon? Like, what do you reckon they're going to say? Like, when I tell them this, because, like, I don't want to like book in and then have them say, like, oh, there's nothing wrong with you, mate, like, hard enough. No, they wouldn't say that. Or maybe you're like, I'll sink in. Like, what if I go, like, just hang out with other babies? Like, if I go, like, maybe a daycare center or something, just be around them again. Like, Sam, Sam, when their heads aren't doing that, like that flick thing that it did and just be around them and just and like and just hold one, maybe like I could hold one and like just like trailer and that just to show me like that their heads don't always move like that, you know, it's real sick. Yeah. Yeah. That's what I was thinking. Anyway, no, no, no, I never, I've never seen Dr. Nothing about it, nothing like that. I've only just bloody Googled it two minutes ago. Here we are, bro. Two. All right, fuck that, I've got to go. Two hundred and fifty fucking dollars. They are scamming, Mr. Thompson. How dare you. I just, I just, I just got this on me. I just got this. It means that I was such good shit. But it was so. Yeah. You've got trauma for babies flicking around. Oh my God. Thank you. Thank you very much.