 This programme contains adult themes, mild pain, strong language and scenes some viewers might find offensive. You're taking the piss. You just put shush on my leg. Do you get it? Yeah, I get it. It looks so chubby. Look at it. What is the story behind this tattoo? Why shush? When I'm sharing something with Shari, she likes to tell me to shh. She'll just be like shh shh shh every time I speak to her. And it infuriates me. So I just thought, if I put this back on there, I'm telling her to shh, permanently. It's so bad. That was a brave move from Cameron. But how brave is he gonna be after he sees his tattoo? Give me a move, you're free, you gotta go. She means, can you explain the story behind the tattoo? The night I met Cam, he was actually hitting on my girlfriend. So the first thing he said to me was, easy, tiger. It's just a little reminder to stop hitting on lesbians. Especially ones that were taken, dear. Oh, my God. That was fucking awful. Zoe, what is the story behind this tattoo? Oh, my God. Jordan's a massive mum, he's born. And me and his mum were fallen out, majorly, because she's so opinionated and doesn't know when to keep her beak out. She's gonna fucking hate you. I don't care. Branded her man and slagged off his mum all in one tattoo. She is savage. You may remove your feet, you goggles. Zoe. What the fuck is that? Potato on me. That's not funny. It's a couch potato. That's an absolute fucking asshole. Whenever I come home from work, you're sat on the sofa. You don't do any washing up. You don't wash my clothes. You never make it. Washroom. Fucking home sort. Just fucking asshole. The dickhead. Hey, that's beef. Fucking potato on my back. Come and sit on the couch. Oh, I'm a bit scared that if we sit on the couch, we're replicating the tattoo. You've got to start sticking up for yourself, mate. I know, mate. You just let her walk all over you, mate. You are Zoe's bitch. I just can't stop looking at the potato. I just think it's so cute. I want to give it a little hug. You're awesome. I don't care, you're not funny. Zoe, can you forgive Jordan for the cute couch potato? No. Get down on your knees, Jordan. You're gonna have to beg. He's got potential now. I'm really sorry. I'm calling you lazy. Being a bitch. And? Jordan has melted into a pathetic little puddle on the floor. You're a true Wallaby now. You're an official Australian. You've ruined my ass. So, Alex, what is the story behind this photo? Ever since, like, we've been in Grade A together, we've been very competitive, and I gave them the Wallaby, so you're barking for Australia now. I'm not England. So you've branded your English best friend with the Aussie rugby symbol? I don't think I'll be allowed back in my house. That sucks. Right, come on, yous. We'll swap yous over, come on. All right, let's go. Come on, Jason, drip it off. That is so out of order. You may remove. Fuck. A minute. And? Alfie, what's the story? We all know Alex is the ultimate womanizer. The stories I've been hearing has only lasted a minute, so... The head ofness goes too far. Alfie's lucky that he wasn't at the end of Alex's fist.