 Please write I am gay on this piece of paper for the whole two hours or until you become gay Please write I am straight on this piece of paper for the whole two hours Or until you're straight up to me off your ass the whole classroom needs to be cleaned thoroughly And you need me to clean it. No, I was just telling you it needs cleaning You just keep writing I am gay on this piece of paper Please copy this entire book because my printer isn't working Fair enough. I guess please be warned that at any given time I may come and spit on your face Can you feel it feel with the tension left or right? Right tight for two hours. You're my You know how to use tinder. No, I want you to go on a tinder and find me three matches tonight Okay, three days one at five one at seven and one nine p.m. I'm open to a platonic one-night stand Make me sound like a gentleman. Okay. Have you ever visited the basement of the school? There's a basement. Okay, great I'll lock you in there. You have two hours to get out. Okay What if I can't get out and then you have your whole life to get out? You'll see some familiar faces in there. It's worth missing ten years ago. Here's my phone Make me reach level 25 on Candy Crush and I'll consider your detention You'll be level 25 really gonna give me attitude. Okay, you know what make it level 600 here is my personal computer I need you to blackmail the English teacher look for I want his position real bad. Luckily. I found some dirt on him Some dirt should he go shower? Oh, wow now I get why you're here I found a video of him where he says hello So I need you to photoshop this video of him saying I'll eat la Photoshop is for photos not videos plus there's not enough syllables in here. I don't know that double negative. Do you I'm gonna spit on your face now Am I going to do anything? No, you wasted my time and I'm wasting yours No, no, no, no, no phones no computers no naps no books no pens no papers no words nothing for two hours They'll teach you to shut up What would be The worst punishment possible honestly if you let me watch a movie and there's like naked girls dancing around me Like that would be the worst. Oh, I can't imagine that Right. How can you focus on your movie, right? No, I'm not gonna do that to you I'm not that mean I would also ask you to walk out of the room so you don't see me suffer I guess that's fair. I'll call on the girls one of them is miss Sally the 60 year old math teacher Sagi Sally we call her Sagi Sally Sagi Sagi Sagi Sagi Sally. Do you like BTS? Not a fan, but I don't mind one or two songs Excuse me? By the end of this detention you will be an army I'll teach you all about every single member and their stories and why people think they're so Talented Which member is this? Jimin? Jungkook now tell me why you love them because they're so cute They're so talented and the same result could not have been achieved with just the three main members who write and compose the songs You need all nine of them. Oh, wow, they make life so much better. Now you're speaking my truth How broke are you? Pretty broke. Too bad. You could have bought your way out of detention. But how much? $40 $400 or $5 Do we just drink four four times four equals 16 plus my birthday plus one plus my birthday plus three That equals 20 and you wonder why you failed maths. Hey, why don't we just bang for two hours? I'm a student your teacher. No one's gonna know. They will know I'm filming for the channel Everyone can see Charles. Why why didn't you tell me the recording? Well, why didn't you tell me I'm a reward? Oh my god