 Illegal doesn't matter if it's in joint or not. It's look at Andrews. Look at that. Hey, you became a cop. Congratulations Thank you Know this since I saw your face. Are you wearing lipstick? No, I got taste twice you get tased in the face No, I've been taste twice though. Okay. I want to get that checked out. Anyways, uh the pledge or so the oath Cletus you want to join us or should I do it? Oh, I would love to do that actually can I send you the script? You think I don't know the damn script. I know that thing by heart impressive. Okay. Well, you want take it away Parmesan get to the back. Huh? Parmesan get to the back. Yes All right now repeat after me. I Tony Andrews. I Tony Andrews do solemnly swear Do solemnly swear that I will support and defend the Constitution of the state of San Andreas That I will support and defend the Constitution of the state of it, San Andreas Against all enemies foreign and domestic against all enemies foreign and domestic that I will bear true faith and Allegiance to the Constitution of the state of San Andreas that I will bear true faith and To the Constitution of the state of San Andreas that I will take this obligation freely without any mental Reservation or purpose of evasion Do you repeat that dad dad coming Andrews? You're supposed to break it up that I will take this obligation freely that I will take this obligation freely without any Without and you can do more than that without any mental reservation or purpose of evasion without any mental reservation or purpose of evasion And that I will well and faithfully discharge That I will well and faithfully discharge the The duties of the office upon which I'm about to enter is there something funny clear this sorry I had some in my throat Sorry, can you repeat that sir? I didn't understand over you That I will well and faithfully discharge the duties of the office upon which I'm about to enter the duties of the office That I'm about to enter. There you go. Amen. Amen Officer Andrews with the powers given to me as a captain of the Los Santos police department I will recognize your sworn law enforcement officer with an L. O. Speedy welcome aboard Thank you captain. Hey, it's good as hell to have you back Andrews. It really is it was good to be back in uniform They're clear. Uh-huh. All right captain now You know the real work starts now, so we'll get you out fully on board it We'll go down to the armory will explain everything you go through the gun safety class once we've done all that I'll show you the empty and dispatch and then you'll be to go to go patrol Would you take my wallet? No, but I should have help somebody stole my you steal my wallet rookie. Is he deaf now what? It's sergeant sergeant pastrami. I mean sergeant This fucking book that doesn't even remember his name. Your name is Parmesan jackass It's parmesan jackass like what is your problem rookie ever since you got here even a dream like shit. I don't even know you I Didn't even know myself clearly. Are we gonna have a problem? No, no, we're not we're gonna have zero problems Andrews basically built this place with his with his own two hands him and kale so say how much the cornwood I was a long time ago. That's true. Actually, they were Hiring standards are different as well Yeah, about that Yeah, that's crazy. You built this place and now you get to be a cop that makes no sense. You single what? What's wrong with this man forward? I Wanted I just wanted to mr. Rookie or is it safe that we give him a gun? I think we actually we didn't even give him a magazine with loaded bullets in it And more on it doesn't matter mr. And mr. Is the same whether you're single or married. You always are getting along swimmingly McNulty, I don't know what this should happen to your the hiring standards are horrible now. Yeah, we've been complaining about it What's the matter? Wow juice over here is on the floor You do look like a hairy process. Okay, there's the clowns How do you know that? Parmesan over here would like me to demonstrate my skills of tasing on him now Joey right here says that he likes being tased Obviously as a police officer need to be able to learn how to use a taser and make sure that you know He's a properly so go ahead and I demonstrate and apply. Oh my god, I Think I hit him sir All right, Joey you good Joey All right, so the taser works. Yes, sir works perfectly fine slacks mine is a mine shit mine is here slacks We test my I think mine's jammed Looks like you felt that one gentlemen, I'm a nick of phone call and then probably go 42 Right with officer cornwood or absolutely to do sir All right cornwood are you gonna show me how to arrest people like you keep bragging about all the rest human made Shit, I'm the rest of damn near have the city already Andrews you're back. I am back in uniform Let's not get fired on the first day within the first 20 minutes. Oh shit. How do you come back to your local, please? Of course sir, thank you No, sir, I just pulled the vehicle that officer cornwood is in out and that's it So you did drive a vehicle. No, I have not driven a vehicle. I Yeah, you have driven it. You know what we can look at the logs. That's okay Actually, I'll go ahead and pull logs from my from Bob back there I was officer Joey saying that I pulled I drove a vehicle and mess up on my John What information did you have that that he drove this vehicle? I just assumed because I didn't think Thank you for coming down you go ahead There's one yes, sir I'm a John. Come here Integrity Try to put that broken-ass car on me. We'll just try to have it I'm telling you that some bitch. You don't know he has no idea what the hell. He's got himself into radio check It's cornwood. I'm right next you don't have to get on the radio for that shit Watch where you go. Hey, hey, watch where you're driving jackass It's the corner with us a red light it was where we going I want to show you something I found before before I got All right, so tomorrow we're gonna bring justice back to Los Anzosa. Oh, that's right. We are we're gonna drive away from every shitty All that I see. Uh-huh. No ain't no way. We're gonna be stuck on no court case for six hours tomorrow That ain't happening. Yeah, absolutely right. There is no way we go to court. We definitely are going to court We are not gonna wear there. There is no damn way You know what? Hey, you know what? I want to know Andrews is when the hell you're gonna turn on that damn body cam yours. I don't know Oh, oh, here we go. Oh, I don't even know That damn body cam off Unbelievable Andrews. Maybe soon. There you sit. You better turn it on quick now because You know now that you're my you're my cadet rolls of reverse a little bit. Hey, thank you Listen, it's only a short period of time where I'm gonna be a little I just need to get you know Just you just get my feet wet again. Just there as my training wheels. All right You know, that's that's just how kids are, you know, you were my kid back in the day I had to raise you now you got to take care of your old man. That's just how it is What's going on in the sky right now? Why oh, uh, yeah I don't know if it's a seasonal ending is Jesus is Jesus coming back. I hell I wish but no It's just should we be a person? I don't know why having so damn bad But hopefully it's just a seasonal thing and it stops you because this is really bad Oh, you're trying to look for the PD. Yeah, I want to I want to show you what I found before You know, I came up here doing a little bit of you know reminiscent to see what all's going on up here Recon Malton told me I should come up here. I'd love it. Take a look at this Whoa, yeah. Yeah, you see that. This is like your cabin. Oh, that's where you should be. Yeah, it doesn't look pretty damn good It's really nice. Yeah, it looks real damn good. Whoa Yeah, this nice Imagine mr.. Cornwood you come back from the from a call you kick off your boots You hang up your shotgun, you know, you put your spurs over there You pour yourself a little bit of whiskey sit back in your old Leathered ridden chair over here. Yeah, I might need a This jack-off chair mr.. Cornwood. No, it is not I would never do that Why is there so many stains on it? Yeah, I don't know why it looks that way It's okay if you do it. No, I know I know I've been lonely for a little bit No, I know I'm not I don't think I got the damn law. What the shit that damn dispatch is going crazy Listen, you can you can go to websites and stuff that helped you find a girlfriend and stuff Did you did you find a wife yet? No, why cuz I've been busy. I've been working doing what arresting criminals We've been driving around for 15 minutes and we haven't seen sign of life So I don't know what you've been doing my damn dispatch just went off about damn near six times saying we got robbery with a deadly weapon Why aren't we going to the call mr. Cornwood? Yeah, somebody'll take care of it. What do you think here? Look at this see these lockers These are refurbished take a look at this you won't believe what I found in one of these now You know how you can't get no damn guns right now in the city. Yeah, take a look at why they're just expensive shit right now Now see this is the pd. Glock right look at what I found found loose seal in there. You see that Yes, it is I found loose seal they had it in here this whole damn time They renovated this whole damn building and then right here it was they never took it out I don't know how but hey, I ain't told nobody knows you have that gun, huh ain't nobody knows Why get yourself in trouble. I ain't getting in trouble. You see that gun. I got it see that Don't that feel nasty. What'd you get yourself in trouble with this things? I won't hey, yeah, I've pulled it out and no ain't nobody sending me nobody noticed that I got a different one Yeah, you remember that time I hit that old gene Paul like this. I gave him one of these in the sales Don't tell me mr. Gene Paul around still oh, he's back But you know what he's a he's turning a new leaf He's a business a new leaf from a new tree from a new universe from a new heaven from a new swan I flew with the new leaf. Yeah, I've heard this before I've heard that 57,000 times that a new leaf was turned That leaf was destroyed 13 seconds after he said it Well, hopefully they get this place up and right. This is a nice looking sheriff's apartment This is part of the reason why I was running for mayor is I would love to see the city grow I really want to see the north kind of enhanced. Yeah It's always that's always been an issue or yeah, it's very scarce up here of things to do. I mean, oh shit It's getting bad out here. Oh Jesus. Yeah, well, I gotta find out how to park this shit That'll get going. There's no parking spots out here. We could have been back a fucking mission Just go I'll take it I want you to be late with your your baby oil date, which I don't have is not no damn baby oil. All right All right, well, I'll see you tomorrow, Mr. Cornwall. We're gonna we're gonna bring back justice to the city I am a Andrews. I'm so damn glad you're back. You don't even know see you tomorrow As we get that dash cam working now. Okay, or the damn body cam All right