 And turn the porch light on so we can hear the driver when he pulls up. So this is something that's sponsored by KC. Please have a John. Whichever. Do you know what you're about to eat? No. Welcome to Magic Fizzle, everybody. We're just trying to get everything settled up. $29.75. Ordering food, getting ready to play. Yeah, your pizza was only $8. And then she stopped. She stopped. Yes, we are trying the new censored version. Yes, censored version. Friendly, family-friendly. Family-flipping-friendly. We get for about 20 minutes. So, Cindy, you want to do the recap? We picked off a YouTube. We both got dragged and kidnapped. By an old lady at that. I don't know why. No. We were looking for Xerxes. He's still hosting. Leader of the head. The guild. Why are they kidnapped? Because you're asking too many questions. That's why. I'm going, I'm going. I'm trying to get you guys to do the recap. Get everybody to do their introductions. You guys can go ahead and start. No, don't open the outside door. Just open that door. Where's the porch light? The far light by my dad's door. You're going to need us to go ahead and start. We will. I'm going to ask Billy to sit his ass down. Okay. Is that going to last 20 minutes? What? I'm going to say the F-bomb. Is that the only one I care about? The F-bomb is the only one. Why don't you go? No, I cannot. I won't go. You get it. Okay. Sorry, I'm getting in the way. I'm not sure if I can see you or not. Can you still see the Cynthia? You can't see me. Okay, I'm good. You see Cindy? What? That's what I'm worried about. You can see... Oh wait, I'm looking for... I'm looking... Okay, I can see everybody. Okay, I thought I had it set up right. Is that why you didn't care because you knew it was okay? Apparently we can hear it. Yeah, you guys were drugged by the old lady. And then we're looking for the leader of the thieves guild, I believe. I'm sitting by the fountain with Sir Fluffy Bottom. Because that's what I was told to stay. So I have no idea what's going on. We told you to stay? Yes. You frighten people. Oh no. So I'm just sitting... Well surely after some time you would go and check on us. You guys told me to stay here. You're just gonna stay forever. Yeah, I don't need to eat or drink, so yeah. Sir Fluffy Bottom could have been for himself. Not worried about us. Oh wait for you to come back. Like that sad dog in that episode of Futurama? It just sits off half the building. It's crappy. Right? It's all yours. That is a sad episode. I have to help for more. Okay. So we have two new people playing tonight. And we're playing half elf rogues. Twins. Twing rogues. Brother and sister. No, they're sister and sister. We can... It's up to her. I don't care what you're doing. I was leaving it to... No, no. So you are T.H. Merah. Sure. Who? T.H. Merah. No. Sister... Sister... I got punctured. I don't swear. No. I have no idea. That could be you guys' name. T.H. Merah. No. Why not? I've decided. What's wrong with twitches? Which mini do you like better, John? Which what? Which miniature do you like better? One's male and one's female. What's that? It's a shooting. It's just a female? Yeah. It has tips. It was originally a book. Which was just as honest as the movie was. It could have been worse. It could have been worse. They could have been better. You can't really see the tips. It's too feminine. I kind of like this one. So I'm sitting there. What are you guys doing? I have to do this one. Oh, wait for John. That's right. This one. Yeah, this one. So welcome to the show. And we still have the chaos. You want this one? Are you guys going to start? No. We're lucky now. Yeah, we are. We're live now. We've been live for like three minutes. Yeah. People, please comment. Do something so that we know that we are good. You really can't see the comments. I can't see comments when I... Swipe to the right. From the video. You should be able to see them. If you're looking at the video, swipe to the right and left. You can see the video. You can see comments. Let me get back there. I haven't... What's your name? It's not my name. My name is my name. There. You said swipe to the... Maybe you should be able to swipe one way or the other and call this a pop-up. No. Nothing? Really? Nothing. Maybe you're using the wrong finger. Okay, well... Should we look on my phone? No, I don't know how that works, honestly. I don't either. But... Nothing wrong with that. Hey there. Welcome to Magic Fizzle. We will play as soon as Jaller is ready. He thinks of crying with his toys in the mix. He learned that his bum can vibrate. Well, you showed me. Okay. No, it's not. Covering it up. Can you already recap? Huh? We're not supposed to recap. You can go free advertising. I'm not having proficiency in six of them. No free advertisement. How many guys are you bringing with you? What? You're buying. S-L-A-S-Y. I wish. Oh, something's missing. Something's missing. Oh, yeah. What? Where's Jeffery? What's it? Who? He's behind me. You don't need Jeffery. Give me Jeffery. Oh, my gosh. Oh. Don't giraffe. Oh, great. This is... Why? He's a mascot. He's creepy. He's our new mascot. What happened to the rock? What? Wrong game. I missed this. What's that? It's toys. I wasn't using it anymore. It's all right, toys are us. Yep. I'm surprised you didn't actually get really upset about that. He did. He cried. He cried. Hey, KB Toys. That makes me happy. That makes me happy. That makes me happy. That makes me happy. That makes me happy. That makes me happy. That makes me happy. That makes me happy. Hey, you know what? You want to know why though? Because we didn't have a toy to play with. Welcome to the non-DND podcast now. Oh, okay. So... All right. New recapt. Yes, we recapt. They got captured. I'm sitting by the fountain with Sir Fluffy bottom. Is that actual name? Yes. Yes, Sir Fluffy Ronas' dog. That's my puppy. And his name is Unit 7. Yes. Do I have a pony? I told you you have a diamond studded pony. What? I wanted a diamond golem pony and I was going to name it but stallion. No. But... That's copyright infringement. We can't do that. I just can't. That's copyright infringement. Okay. They have a trade. We're not making money off of it. Not if it's used in... I could argue... I don't get it. ...parody nonsense, but... Borderlands. Borderlands 2. But see, it's not a diamond pony. It's a diamond studded pony. Oh my goodness. Oh my goodness. So it's the same thing. Yeah. And that's how other companies get out of them. Yes. Barely place one. I love... I think we're halfway through. Okay. John, focus. Focus. Focus. Focus. Focus. Focus. So are we still locked out? Alright, so you guys just got dragged on. They got rubied. Well, you didn't protect me, but... Thanks. I should get for drinking the tea. Alright, new drink to tea. You were smart enough not to drink the tea. Well, that went off the out. You got our blow darted. Yeah. They blowed you. You got blowed. Yeah. In my neck. Ouch. Ow. Ow. So we're not rated T or PG or PG-13. Probably close to our PG-13. Because we could say over here... No, because SpongeBob is PG. I don't watch SpongeBob. Me neither, but it's rated PG. Yeah, I know. Trust me. I know. SpongeBob. SpongeBob, right in the... I could say... I could say it, but I won't say it. Just... Definitely not. Okay. Yes. Did you guys have anything to go back to? Or can I just throw you in? Whatever. Awesome. But I wouldn't yet because she's not done it. Well, you're not done. Okay. I'm not going to do anything. No, wait until you get all your stuff done. Get your stuff done when you... You can go ahead and throw him in and introduce me later as the match. No, I have an idea. I'll bring you guys in. That's why I... I'm going to get a feel for his game anyway. Okay. What's going on? First, we place the mat in the middle. Okay. Right there? Sorry. I didn't mean to knock you over. Does this... That one was expensive. What was? The mat? The mat? Chess X's. We're talking about D&D stock. Oh, yes. Yes. I'll put it on focus. Go up your nose. Let's go. Oh, that's right here. I need you to roll a... Perception. You've been sitting there a while. Wondering where they're at. Well, that's what I'm going to roll for. Yeah, use perception. Nine. Nine? Yeah, you're happy to scream? I haven't seen you in like months. Fluffy bottom? Yes, we were captured for that little war week. That's true, yeah. Yeah, you were there for about a month and a half or so. I miss my puppy. What about us? He's going to take care of yourself. He's seen you. Obviously not. No. So, go ahead and roll a constitution in your tooth. Start a constitution check. We know I'm not waking up. You're not talking about product placement, sir. You were in a cub's hand. Is that trademarked? Yes, it is. It is? I love free advertising all day. But I'm not looking at the camera, am I? No. Hey, he's giving them free advertisement because they suck. You bite your tongue. They've been winning. And Dylan's character dies. Oh, ready? Without being able to come back to what he wanted to do. The study comes back. That's a cub's hand. No, it's a cub's hand. Of course, you're not going to roll. 22. 9. Good. Thank you. I mean, I've carried around with it for a while. That's how you roll. 12. Sorry. John probably hit me. Third board. Never mind. 14. Which is it? 14. He know math good. No, he know math good. No, I just don't read very well. Oh, my. All right. Cindy, you wake up. Hey, you eventually wake up. And you're tied to chairs. But you can't see anything. Oh, they're tied to something. But you know, Dylan. I know that. It's a tripe reception. That's been the same way since. You give me something if you're old enough. This is a bench. Huh? This is a bench. What did you guys roll in for? Oh, god damn it. Really? We do all. What's this one? Really? You roll the door. What are you rolling for? Perception. Perception, you have advantage in it. Maybe you can do it. So you just roll it up. You roll a one. No, I roll a four. No, that's fair. That's not fair. He rolled a 12. I guess you should have rolled two. Perception is a wisdom. For those rolls, you should probably roll two people. Seven. Okay. You can't see anything. You can hear your ears are working. You just can't hear anything. Maybe each other is breathing. So that's about it. So I do know who's here. Well, you don't hear somebody breathing. Stay with me. Ed? Ed and I. Oh, that's who you are. Oh, boy, I've had the... No. You ready to make that joke? Yeah, he was the important one. Ed was the dumb one. Double D was the smart one. That's a lie. Nothing double D is smart. Martin and Ed. Oh, double D is on it. That's how I'm going to introduce my game. Blink. Focus. Well, stand where it comes. So I can see that shiny, shiny crop chicken. Wait, Zelda? You can't have it. He wants to see it. Can't touch it. No, no, no, no. That video was on me. Okay, focus. I am focused. No, you're not. I'm waiting for somebody to tell what the hell they're doing. They're sitting in chairs. I'm petting something. I was calling for him, but he's not answering. I don't know if I can hear him. You can't hear her. No, you said we can hear somebody. I want to smack you. Say if it was us. You can smack him. How can she smack me? You are a kinder. You can roll and try and escape. Because I'm small. Yeah. Are you a kinder enough for your half length? No, she's a kinder. Oh, I was wrong. I thought you were a half length. No, she's a kinder. Oh. Well, hell, I found playing it in charge of those. What? I found playing it in charge of those. As I said, you don't have any fear. But you're here to defend. Yes, you can hear her. Okay. What would that be? A sleight of hand. Oh, I'm not in this accent. What? Oh, plus. Yeah. Again, disadvantage because... Okay. You're not sure what to play with. You're not sure. It's a 19. It doesn't vanish. It doesn't vanish. 20 and 19. You still don't have any. 20 and 19? What? No, she got 19 at disadvantage. No. Her rolls, both of them. No, her other one is 27. Oh. Yeah. On her dice. 9 at 17 is what I wrote. Lucy, why did you say 20 and... I thought it was 20 and 7. Shut up. Oh, my gosh. Stop. I'm sorry. That's what she said. Jesus. What book can have a girl's natural d20? Can I get a knife out? Can she escape? I feel like Lucy, you're my lucky show. Yeah. You like her? Good. Hold on. It's my phone. Take a look at this. I'm sure you'll appreciate it when you get a bunch of old books. What is it? It's got smack by someone's face. I'll punch someone in the face. Who's the last name? And... Your tie's just got re-tied and tightened. I'll do it again. Disadvantaged. Okay. 17. As you're trying to do it again, somebody grabs both of your wrists, goes try again, and they crank. No. They don't really care. Can't they slip out and get away? Yeah. That's a kind of a good... Selfie. Well, you're being watched. And you have a hood up, and you don't know if you're being watched. You don't know how stealthy you're being. You could be, you know, probably have your hands behind your back, and you could just be... Get me out of here. What are you doing? I probably rocked and then fell over. Well, you haven't tried to escape yet. No. What are you trying to do? What are you doing? What's that? What's that? Okay. That's really what you want to do. You do a skill. You hear that all of a sudden, you hear... So, owl that up. Yes. Boom. What's that? And you pay four damage. Because of FFTs. He tips himself over. He heads to smack the dam, smack the concrete floor. So, is he free? No. You're an ostracist. And you don't know. Because they're both still blindfolded. Well, I'm asking, why is he free? No, he's still tied up. He just tipped himself over. We'll get free. They set you back upright, and they smack you in the back of your head. Why are you looking... That's a smash. And everyone but you would have known. Oh, crap, I don't remember. Bailey, what did you write down? I'm not there. No, give us the book. No, you can share the notes. Oh, what happened is we're trying to get... He's the head of the thieves' game. You know that. That's not something we're going to talk about. Do you remember why you were looking for him? No. No, he never actually told us why I was looking for him. Yes, he did. No, that's not it. All they had told you was each of you had... Had something inside of us. A spirit key. I believe the exact words were... Yeah, spirit key. The ultimate puzzle. We are now playing music. What's a spirit key? I'm not there. Ed, what's a spirit key? What is a spirit key? Ask yourself that question. And if you don't know, you're not very good wizard. What is a spirit key? I'm a fighter, not a wizard. I repeat. Why are you looking for Zyles? Sounds like a cool person. An old man. Wait a minute. No, I'm not going to talk to somebody I can't see. Thanks. I have something over my head. I know you guys haven't put it on. Yeah, I just knew it already. That's why I couldn't escape. Let me re-hitch you. Yes. You're talking honestly. Thank you very much. Okay. You have punched some things. Reception. Reception. No. That wasn't a flesh fist. A flesh fist. That wasn't a... That was... So it was an armored fist. A short cut. What do you hurt? Short cut. Short cut with D6. Ew. And break it with D6. That's gross. A real man would fight an unbound opponent. For damage, it would be a plus for D6. You think it's short cut? Yeah, I'm going to go there. I'm going to stick it. 12 damage. Where are you at? Where are you at? We'll get the bases. We'll figure it out. Oh, he's unconscious. Constitution. Constitution. Oh, he's unconscious. Yeah, he's unconscious. He's unconscious. Yeah, he's unconscious. That's what you get when you're getting around. We're just going to let you sit here for a while and think about how cooperative you're going to be. I'm going to go up there and go to the old lady's house. You have a deficiency bonus. And then... You can combine it with your skill to check. You're going to the door of your old lady's house. Yeah, me and Sir Forty Bob. Because of her. I told you to read it. Because they've been in there for a while now and I'm actually starting to get concerned. Okay. A robot has feelings. No, it's because my leader is not with me and not telling me what to do and I get worried after a while. A robot has feelings. I'm not a robot. I just know which ones are of mine. Justice. Justice. I got the wrong one. Yeah. It went up 24. Should we get back to this? Focus. I have focus. I'm trying to go up the door. Old lady answers. Yes? What are my friends? I'm telling you who? My friends. They came in here. What are they? Who are you looking for? The little one and the dumb one. The little one and the dumb one. They were in here like a half hour ago. That's not very accurate. You cannot see them if? No. They went down the street. They were looking for a bar. I want to look at it. It's 19. 22. Wow. Okay, thank you. I'm going to walk out. I'm going to walk out of the bar. 19. Yeah, he went pretty good. He's up there. I still think you need to make him fight a mechanic. I walk in the bar. Yeah. I go up to the bar. They put a crown in it around here. Okay, cool. I'm just going to grab a random person. Let's go to the bar. Hey, I'm looking for somebody. Fuck. Remind me to... What? You dropped the F bomb. I'm sorry. Remind me to unlock my car door tonight. Freezing rain is starting soon. You knew it was going to. Okay, we've been starting soon. It's been doing well. Yeah. I got another person. Did you miss all that earlier? The ice bouncing off our car? Oh yes, the one bouncing off my face. And you forgot. That hurt. And you forgot. Yeah. I think I'll food right now. Ladies and gentlemen, our dean. Can't remember what the weather was today. We can't focus. What if we ever solidify? Solidify? Solidify? That's not even a word. It is too. No, it's not. We're having a stroke. Do you smell almonds? Do you smell almonds? No. Do you smell Reese's? No. I like her. She focuses. Okay, so he's at the bar. What does he do? I'm looking for Reese's. I'm looking for Zylus. I'm looking for Zylus. Give him a Reese's. I'll tell you. He has a green one. Thank you. I'm looking for Zylus. He's dancing. He's going to die. Thank you, Billy. Why am I going to die? I don't know. It's one little leg of Reese's pieces. Oh, gosh. Oh, gosh. What did he say? I asked a guy in the middle of the bar in a loud tone. I'm looking for Zylus. He has my friends. How would you even know that? I'm just assuming. Because they're not there. I'm looking for Zylus. That's all I'm saying. Okay. That's a bit more acceptable. I wouldn't have done that straight out of my game. Yeah, I know. But you're not that smart to catch it. Oh, Jesus. Don't lie. You know it's true. You miss a lot of stuff. Nobody responds. Well, we age like humans. I have a gold piece. Anybody tells me where it is at? Give me the worst part of level one. What's the middle of my head? Huh? One person comes up to you. Is that body? How are you? I'm looking for Zylus. Not this guy again. I think I might know where Zylus is. Okay, cool. Can you take me to him? I can. Cool. Let's go. Why are we dealing with Bahamut's assistant again? Come with me. I am. What is your name? Us. I want to be the same height. I was thinking absolutely about the finalist. Okay. We don't need you to recall it on the show. Leading you on. Be careful. Always. It's time to get up. Did I not just say before I started? Yeah, that was my alarm. Next time we need to say turn your phone on silent and turn off your alarmist. I guess it's not the focus. Seriously, what did you call me? Focus. I'm going to freak it out. He's taking me down. He can't take me down. He likes to go down. He can't take me down. It's a fluffy body. Please tell me about yourself. I am Us. I'm looking for Zileus Because I have a specific item he needs. You are here with a little toy? Yes. This is the fluffy body. You are very nice. No friends? Yes, my friends are supposed to be at the bar, but I didn't see them in there. Oh. What did they look like? One was really short, very excitable, and the other one was big and dumb. You don't know that he's saying this about you. I know, but it's true. Yeah. So, as you're walking down the floor, you have something for the necklace? Yes, and I showed my necklace I'm wearing. I thought that the necklace was, what is it? It's a rare metal. You were wearing a necklace? Yeah. What were you wearing a necklace? You said we got our positions back. Oh, you're right. Where's your necklace? It's just an unusual metal that I can trade to meet a powerful person. It's like a Dragon Age origin, as you know, the oar that you find. Never mind. You're not that big of an oar. But it's a special type of oar that is very rare. Nice. And I took it back inside of my body. Ah, okay. What? We are nearly there, so... Fucking hell. And do you want to be slender or muscular? Yeah. Her? She's got about 120 pounds. He stops, and her foot's down. What? In a penny. And then he holds down. You are suddenly... So around 5'7", yeah, that's about 120 pounds. Bye. Just slender, babe. What the hell is he... Guess what? John! I've shunned accidentally one time. That's what my character looks like. Who did that? Me. Really? A long time ago. When he had skills. So he had messages to everyone. Yeah, I did it. The skills deteriorated over time? Yeah, this was 13 years ago. Using Billy's phone. So... Get your message. Move the mic closer. No, just speak up. We don't have a mic. He's telling you to speak up then. Who? Who can't you hear? Billy. No. Speak up. Here. Use your big boy voice. I don't like the big boy voice. It's more for commanding people. I get fussed after using the big boy voice. Billy can be heard fine. Oh yeah, he's sitting right next to the thing. Maybe it's you then. Why did we start streaming it? I thought it would be fun. It is fun. It is fun. So I'm surrounded by everyone else that's talking too softly. Who? You're talking too softly. You're talking too softly. So speak up. Everybody, so... He said everybody. Three of us. Except for Billy. Because Billy's got a big mouth. Billy's right there. As you know. So how many people are surrounded by? I don't care. Anyway, we're... Related. Where the hell am I sorry? I'm surrounded people. You're surrounded, yes. And then Bob moves up to the side and also pulls out a... Oh, that's adorable. I got one of those and I do this. Uh-huh. And everyone ch-ch-ch-ch-ch-ch-ch-ch-ch-ch all around. Okay, so here is how it works. Okay. This is X and it goes away. Can you throw me one? Look, this one. Um... Just throw you one. No, we should have told you to do this. I can't do that. Thank you for that. Yeah, you should see her at the, uh, Hibachi Grill. It's hilarious. He tries to flip the egg in her mouth and then bounces off her head. I'm really good at brushing things with people's cleavage, but you're not wearing the right kind of shirt for that. Do this. Focus. I am trying to. She's not pulling her shirt. I'm pretty sure that would be not that wild. We already, never mind. Okay. It's probably already to monetize. So how does this work? Okay, so how do you swap? Your order from Sir John's is on the table. Once I'm in the X and it's reeling her ticket out. So, uh, that little shiny bobble that you have there that you showed me, that's fine. Now, whatever other valuables you got. I am valuable. Isn't that just armor? No. Gentlemen, we have ourselves a genuine war forge in our midst. Are you sure you want to tussle? Oh, there's not going to be a whole lot of tussling. I am a hunger head a little bit. We'll work for him. You are? Yes. We have a hunger of our own. Cool. All of a sudden. All of a sudden, I didn't really get the impression that this guy has so many different accents. Both of them by you. I haven't known where to put it by you. Put it on the floor by you. I don't like the idea. Shhh. Am I going nuts? I hope you max one up on that door. Oh, I refuse to answer that. All the drowns that may incriminate me. Oh, perfect. That's not how it looks like. The house is perfect. What do you think? The size? He's large? Yep. Interesting. She's holding it in her hand. Who? I'm not entirely sure. The dagger. No. If she is, she's holding it by the blade. Is that yours? I saw it is. It was yours. A throwing knife. A very small scroll. She's about to launch us on one's face? Maybe it's got to be a torch. Usually they're going to flame at the end though. Might as well blow it off. Give me a package. I didn't see it. It could have fallen off when I opened it up. No, it's too smithy. So I need to draw out. It could be anything you want to talk about. But you could be holding up a dildo. Is that the people's? Don't do that. Oh, that was awesome. Come on. Mary Ann's first night. She finds a freaking dildo in the boulder. Focus. I am. That was hilarious. He went in the middle. Well, Jeffrey's in the way. He's not in the way. We've got to meet Jeffrey. I will bite your hand. He will too. Why are you spanking my giraffe? Bad giraffe. Bad giraffe. You are naughty giraffe. You were in that long neck of yours. Okay. Get to the game, babe. I was just talking about you spanking my giraffe. I freaking knew it. He was one of that shit. I already had it. So what's your next one? It's a 14. There we go. We have a winner. Okay. You don't have a line. I don't have a line. Okay. And we know we don't draw. It's not important that everything else will be flushed out as we play. Alex. I don't know if that was right. It was supposed to be an N. It was definitely not an N. It's neutral. He's probably finally going to get that whole drill. Twice. I was wondering if that door was ever going to open. Excuse me. I have to go to the dungeon tiles. Those were mics. No. My kid's a 3D pal. I had to be regular. We had a lot of them too. Hold on. We got food here, people. I'll be right back. Woo! Well, John sets everything up. I think he's doing it. You can erase it. Yeah, hey. You need one of that? I hope not. I think I saw one of that. I probably need it. I don't know where it is. Oh, it's over there. Go back there if I need it. You spent $8 on a block of cheese? I spent $30 on a block of cheese. Okay, I spent $27. Is the camera on? Yes. Because I wanted to be filming when I smacked her. Yes. It's still on. Good, good, good. That'd be great. Our rage of us is a roof. Oh, yeah. Do you want to see cheese? All the feminists are going to get it. Can we just cut me a little piece off? Don't even get me started, Dylan. You know what's going on, right? Well, I have a bourbon cheese. I have a low cheese. And I have a whiskey cheese. Can I try a little of each? And this one's an anti-cheese. Do we have plates or anything? Yes, I have a drum over there. What drum? What drum? We have a plate. Oh, no, no, no, no, no. Cheese over here. Thank you. That's all better. That's why you spent $30. No, it doesn't work. Yeah, but it's a brown set. Just bring the whole set. Yeah, I didn't want to ask you how to move it. I am so proud of you. You didn't drop an F bomb. How are we going to do the pizza? Billy, where are you at? I'm buying it in the middle of a window. Which one are you? Blow that. Did you need any crackers or crackers? No, thanks. I'm going to put them right next to me. If I can figure out how to get into the kitchen. Should I open your paper? I can't. I also ordered extra sauce. That's a long, long sauce. Henry and William's over? It's Prince Henry and Prince William's, isn't it? Yeah. You know they were in The Last Jedi? Do you want to? Yes. I know. They played Stormtroopers in The Last Jedi. None of this. Yeah. What's that? You guys see that over here? Where's the smaller one? Yes, those are Stormtroopers. Do you have to have storage bags? Yeah. I don't have any. Okay, so... I'll just throw them in the cupboard. Wow. Okay. So what is this? So we need to get one? I guess. I don't need it. You don't need sauce? I would like pizza and cheese sticks, though, please. You don't want sauce? So I don't want sauce. I'm getting pizza. I'm getting cheese sticks. Come in. Two? No. Is your area there getting smaller and smaller in about a minute? I don't know. You're really bad towards you. What do you expect? I'm getting cheese. Oh, yeah. It could be pushed that way now. Is cheese an eight color cheese? Yeah. What? This needs to be pushed that way. That was on the table. Yeah. We really don't have room right now, so... Yeah. What? What you... Okay, you're in the middle. You're shot by the goons. The one guy with the peach face there. That's Bob. Okay. That would have been less painful if that wasn't the most expensive. Like, cheese is already in our budget. And that's the big guy. So you guys worked with wireless? How many do you want? Just like two. That's it? Yeah. I asked Bob. So you guys worked with wireless? Three what? Yeah, I asked Bob. I was like, do you guys work with wireless? Everybody works with wireless. Can you take me to him, please? I really need to speak with him. I don't want to fight. Neither did I. Now I've got a drug. Now you can move that that way. More towards the middle. That's fine right there. I really don't want to fight. I just want to be wireless. Touch the ground. Oh, you don't? I want to make this stylish box just for you. Sorry. No, that's fine. Because I was told by an old man that he wanted to meet us. He used to want to set us free from the Colosseum. I don't know what to do. Why do you say that? Oh, Colosseum. Yeah. What do you say on this thing? He said an old man set us free from the Colosseum. No, it was I was set us free from the Colosseum. Because he wanted us. He wanted to meet us. My name is us. So why did he try to kill us? He didn't try to kill you. Why did he try to kill us? Colosseum. I didn't want to see that. I'm not from the Colosseum. I was transported there. Because Xylas wanted to see us. So he set us free. Those two chattators? Okay. That was a total? I don't know. Okay, this is Xylas. No, because I don't trust you. Because you'll try to take me back to the Colosseum. And I don't want to go back to the Colosseum. I'm definitely not going to take you back to the Colosseum. You're not going to hurt me or my puppy? No. You promise? Cross my heart. What's a heart? Is that the thing that pulls out people when they're lying? I'll roll an insight on it. However. Why? I'm... He's not one. Okay. Fuck. We just don't believe you then. You'll need to be blindfolded. Okay. That's fine. Is use to it? I know you guys have precautions. It's okay. And don't be blinded. Why? I'm not going to attack you. No chance we can take. I'm not going to. I take my Great Axe. And I take it off as I hear. And I hit upon Great Axe. There you go. I won't attack you. I promise. I'm trusting you. I'm trusting you. To lead me there. So I want you to trust us. To just go with you. All right gentlemen. I have to leave first. Lay it on your friend. We have to negotiate to make Al lend us a life. Yes you can. Ask him if he's problem. It's like fluffy, don't hurt him. You are Il l من certicorn Return good people. As we're walking I'm going to tell the steps. Thank you. That's fine. Okay billy you get to get your headquarters over there. Need a light to half our drinks? No I have a embark store. I have a walk store with straight line. I got an eye rim, with your three, I won't stop until the other day. Oh, it's all complete. All the DLCs. DLCs are hard. I'm counting steps as we're walking in my head, not out loud. I'll give you track of directions and everything like that. I can do that. You can go first. Right? Right there. Okay. Let's see. What do you need? Like a survival or something? Strong? Well, you know, you'll have to do it now. Okay. The ale one is weird. The mustard? Um, no, I'm investigating. Can I have some ale mustard, too? Or intelligence? Yeah. And ale mustard. You want a nice one? Yeah, it's a cheddar. Do you want mine? No, I'll take a small piece of my own. 18. You're cute. This is magic. Did you need any pretzels or anything? Pretzel, please. For your currently... I've been trained to do this kind of stuff. This is what I was... I'm a war for it. Oh, that was even better. Wow, these won't bat back in. That was a 25. Thank you. So I got an 18 and a 25. You're stuck. I had to drill all that out. If I can just know who's the answer, my character is not at fighting fights, but only when he has to. I got it. Great. Wait, where in New York? What? Oh, yeah. No, I don't need no. No, just look at them. They'll tie me over until I start making them. Oh, cool, they sparkle. I figured I needed to set until we get the workshop set up and I can start making my own. She will take orders, I'm sure. Okay, that's going to be crucial. Awesome. What? Dice. She's going to start making dice. Yeah, you said that. I'm saying you already know that. Yeah. They're still in there. Did you say Jimmy? Papa John's, whatever. Okay, so they're leaving me, whatever they're leaving me to. They're actually walking that close down and you hear things possibly opening and closing. You're going to want... You get... They don't push you, but they leave you. That's fine. I have so full of your bottom, I don't want you to fall next to me, so... Okay. You want me to ever tell? Hello? Yes, please. Are you gentle when I hit it off? You like the cheese? You're on a cake. Huh? You're on a cake. Hello? I was told I'd be meeting with Zylas. You have to be announced first. We'll come to your show when you're ready. How long is that going to take? What are you going to say? Arena. Huh? Is he back in the arena? No. So... Why do I have to be announced? Where is he? You said you're taking me to him. I trusted you. I think that one was like 5'9". Go get the top, though. I'll be right here. Where did you get it? Play as soon as possible. Can I get some water from my puppy, please? Be a point style. No, not a big cheese for him, but this one sounded real good. There's a bucket. Okay, cool. Do you want any more cheese? No, it's okay. 14. Are you okay over there? What are you eating? Damn, guys. What? Against a man. Am I at full health, too? I hope so. No, I just woke up. I was taking a nap. I can't smell anything. I can't smell anything, sir. I'm just waiting. Okay. Who? You, too. I'm sorry, we're stuffing our faces. I asked if he was okay. I did say something. What'd you say? I told you, the guard was too much of a pussy to fight a man who's bound or unbounded or something. I don't know. He didn't say anything. No, he said worse. What'd you say? Pussy. They can go suck one. That was not me. Not me. I was actually thinking something a lot worse. I was going to say, at least he didn't say cunt, but he went way further than that. Babe, just shut up. You said you were thinking something a lot worse. Move on. Come on, focus. You must do cheese. I'm dizzy. I'm going back to bed. Escape! We've got to get out of here. Perception, please, sir. What? Wait a minute, no. It's your blindfold. That's really all I need to hear. No. I need your perception to see if I'm wearing a blindfold. Wow! He is going. Here. You're all right. I'm wearing a blindfold. I'm wearing my blindfold now. That's a miracle. I can see. Yes, I will try to escape. It took me a minute to realize that even though I was saying some bad things about the guard, he would have kicked me. Wait, are we all in the room? No. So I'm going to try and break my bonds. You want to try hearing if anybody else is in here? No. Is this abandoned? Yes. What have we been doing? Put your blindfold on. Wait, seven. What are you going to hear is him wrestling around? Rolling your escape. Get out. With disadvantage, you rule 2D20s and take the lowest number. If you have an advantage, you rule 2D20s and take the highest number. And you also get inspiration. If DM gives you inspiration, you can use that inspiration anytime. Roll 2D20s and take the highest number. 19. Which Joe doesn't give inspiration because he never thinks about it. No, I do. Nobody does anything spectacular enough to... No, the things that we do that are... I just did. I was boring. That was highly intelligent. You'll find out how intelligent that was in just a moment. The things that we do that he's talking about is basically bribing him with food and candy. I know. That's what he really wants us to do. That does work for me. But anyways, 19. Who's this game pay to win? Duh, I am EA. You're what? EA Sports. It's in the game. The money. It's in the game. I think it would be more battle for us too, but... That's EA. I'm going to write it down for random loot boxes. So what, am I still tied up to 19? Why are you there? That's because I've seen your hand. Aren't you guys back and supposed to be on a diet? Oh my God. Thanks, Mom. Did Shannon call you out? Nice. Wow, Dylan actually spoke up. Did you hear Shannon? I am dead at it. It's okay. I can limit. I'm alive. You've had three pieces. How many pieces of cheese sticks? Two. That's a lot of carbs. That's a lot of carbs. He'll agree. And a lot of sugar in the pizza sauce. Can we move on? It is sweet sauce. Can we move on? Am I still tied up with 19? No, no. Thank you. I'm out. Hold on, I've got to take my blindfold off. Whatever I'm wearing. Hurry up, hurry up. I'm going to strip for these guys. Are they in the room? So when you turn, take your blindfold off. They are in the room. 18 to 19. It does, actually. Because don't roll high damage. You're going to need that cold again. The moment you do this, you get smacked right then in the face. You take 14 damage. Yeah, and you're knocked out again. Are you dead, dad? No, at least it's knocked out again. They're not legally killing you. He was at one. No, they're just non-legally hitting you. It's not a lethal shot, knock you out. You're knocked out again. Okay, so I need you to do something like that, please. Put it on the floor. We're back there somewhere. Okay. Let's find myself now. Okay. Somebody take your blindfold off. Hi. You see, it's that one guy with his big silver, like, black metal gauntlet type of device. With a little prickle of blood on it, probably. What's a gauntlet? Looking down at him. Now, we can't have our prize fighters leaving so soon. Have a floor able to collect our reward. But we're ready to go. Although at least your going is back to the arena. I don't want to go back. There's a big price on your guy's head. Oh, yeah, we found your robot friend. Why are you here? He was more than happy to talk about how you escaped the Glenview arena. I never mentioned them. We were released. I didn't need to. I never mentioned them, so I said us. That's my name. You said you had friends? And you described them? Yes, because that's very specific descriptions. I'm knocked out cold. I can't help you. No, we escaped because there was an eyeless blue that kept the hole up on the wall. Well, we had hell on it. Regardless. It was the old man. The old man told us to go see Zylas. The old man freed us. There was a hoof from you. And now we're getting screwed by Zylas. What? I'm on the plus side. You're drinking enough water? Yeah. You guys have been looking for Zylas? You're out to me. It's okay. It's very rich. I don't know anything that you're saying. What did you say? You want to meet Zylas, you're going back to. It's not a cheesier if you don't want it anymore. What's your friend? Do you still have tea? Yeah, I think it's upstairs though. We've been two weeks. It should still be good, right? I don't know. I don't know what doesn't go bad. No, I'm going to juice. Yeah, the juice goes bad. Sorry, Heather's going to show you. Heather's going to show you. I'm going back to the hospital. You're fine. Come on. You have it. I need more. They're called cheat days. It's not a cheat day because you have it. I don't cheat. He doesn't cheat every day. It's a crap for that. I've been doing really, for the last month, I've been doing really well. I just don't care. Did you say you don't care? He's giving up. You weren't back in the hospital then. I know you didn't like that. If I had to live by the diet they want me on, I commit suicide. Focus. He told me to do it. There has to be a moderation somewhere. They... He's already knocked out. What else do you want? He's already been confessed. Why? This is the second one. I'm going to make him turn into Muhammad Ali. Dead? I wasn't going that far. I updated the food. It's Mr. T. Where were you? You're really going to make me go there. That's... Cheap days don't apply to diabetes. Ask Wilford Gremel. Come on, Pat. I'm going to do that. Can I have your phone? I missed it. I didn't see it. You're going to take it from me. What is saying? Cheap days don't apply to diabetes. Ask Wilford Gremel. I don't care about it. He's a... He's an old guy. We used to always appear on TV going high. I'm over-breathably and I have diabetes. You're going to have different diabetes. Medicines and stuff. So, they're getting ready to meet Zeilis. How old are you? Two of you are. I'll be sleeping. You hear the door? Open. Four guys. Four guys. Hi! And behind them, as they separate, there's a... A little boy. In a big chair. Professor Singer? What's going on there? Oh my god, thank you. I got the damn image of Deadpool with me. And the damn image of... in the chair. I can't say the F word. I don't really realize I'd say it that much. Where the hell are you freaking told me before? He's already since for himself. That's good. Let's take an effect. I'm married, I can't. But you do anyways. Applesauce. Applesauce. Pancakes. Well... We're in a match. We're in blue. Alright. So, walks in. As a guy has a stripper key going down this way. Fairly long. He's a saucer right here. Shiny objects in for people. It's a real thing. And then he has a like a braided ponytail going down. A bunch of rain. Nice like silk, gold and silver road. You wanted to talk to me. Yes. I still need to look it for us. I must. I don't remember I wanted to look for a war for a bunch. But the old man told me that. Your phone tried to please him. What? What? What? I guess your phone tried to please canon. What? It vibrated. Your phone vibrated apparently. Don't. Oh baby. Why did my phone vibrate? I don't know. I'm walking the camera. I'm sorry. No I didn't. I don't know why my phone vibrated. I was told by an old man that you would want to see us. An old man. Yes. He looked more specific. What is his name? I don't know if he ever gave you a name. You never asked him. Yeah I did. I always ask him what his name is. So I would have had a hell of a time to come up with one. But never today. I would have had a hell of a time to come up with these nuts. I think that was awesome. Well we... Nothing. What did you say? I think I ruined our names. Nothing. You're not important. Maybe you'll catch it. We were... Us was gold. Us was gold. Give me. I'm sure you'll catch it. I'm sure you'll catch it. How would you like an inspiration? It's fine. I'm sure you'll catch it pretty quickly. Two inspirations? You can't stop him. I'm the DM. He didn't say it. Technically he didn't say it. You're loophole, bitch. You're so loophole. Yes it is. It says you can't say it. Us was told that you would be interesting. Billy's trying really hard to be funny. I know he is. He's trying so hard. I'm just making it so difficult. It's just a shortened stubby. One after the other. He's also... Wow, he just insulted your height and your manhood. In one sentence. Something as he would know. He's down there all out. Trying to find it. Sometimes he succeeds. A lot, a lot of pepper. You're okay with this? She watches. What kind of freaky shooter are you guys into? I'll hold her some time. I'll watch and you'll see. I've seen enough of that at work. Oh yeah. I got a big game. I forgot. She's big lads. You're the porn star. Did you tell them they opened the glory holes back up? Really? Why? I don't think glory holes is a bad word. It's not a bad word. We'll talk more about the glory holes later. I'm sorry. It's gonna be watching this. My son watches this. Does he? Yes. For good I mentioned it. Play with your Nerf guns. Shoot your dad in the crotch. We can edit that out later. I know. Nobody watches movies at the room. Are you serious? You only watch certain movies. Us was told that you were looking for us when we escaped from the Colosseum because we were valuable to you. Oh you're quite valuable. Not to return to the Colosseum but for another reason. I don't know what other reason I would have. Something about a spirit key. You said something inappropriate. Can I have one? Do you want these or the big ones? She likes the big ones. Are you a sizeist? So they're fine. The proper term is size queen. So he didn't respond to that? He's gonna have more than that. Do you want a plate? Yes. No. You're not allowed dude. You've had your carbs. And you had banana earlier with sugar sauce. That was so good. Hey. And you had burger. And you had buffet. So actually lets you get away with all this? What? Waiting for John to do this right here. That's not real. That's not real. Spit or... I actually have a crush. It's standing and getting it on this dude. Really get your hand off Cindy's leg. It's not. What? It's on his crotch. No it's not. He's been playing with his shiny area. What? Apparently he's enjoying the show. So Did he respond to what I said? What did you say? You derailed yourself. You derailed who? You derailed yourself. From what? What do you talk about? The game here. No we're good. Conversation. We're good. So no the spirit key. Right. I'm not taking you back to the arena. Well I had friends that were with me. What did they look like? Some of the people I was trying to find. They were short and lots of short people. Short and smart? Short and that was magic. I think she is a kinder. That's what they're called. Is it a hero or a female? A female. Magic. Finger weekly. Hero. And then a big dumb human that likes to think he can fight with two axes. Two great axes. Thank you. He's big and dumb. He's a human. He probably be with her because the last time I seen him they went to an old lady's house and then she told me they went to a bar. Why? I will send some people out to find them immediately. Well all they're found. It's like if you sit in his back and say I really don't care if you do because I were protected there. No. Never dream of doing that. Never. He's not old. Oh. He would but he's not old. He really has no friends. He's lying. What? Shannon. I'm prettier than you. Yes I do. I'm prettier than everybody. That's not going to do with friends. Pretty people have friends. You have this very few. What's the friends clap? I'm sick of you. What? Multiverse. As soon as I hear anything I'll be right back. I'll bring them right to you. You know how to keep me in here. I'm not going anywhere. The one I like. As soon as I have all three of you I'll be much easier to show you all around at the same time. But I like you. I'm not going anywhere. I know. I don't want to go anywhere. I want to sleep with you. I want out of this cage. I want a new time. I want a new time. Do you eat? I lift my helmet up. What? Nothing in here dude. Perhaps your pet? Good. She's a night. He needs food. Do we get some food? Thank you. Do you shoot up oil? No. He leaves. I don't like mushrooms. I don't like mushrooms. Don't do that. You want us? No. I don't want to do that. I don't want to taste it. He hit point two. I'm sexier if he needs lube. What? He is sexier if you need lube. I don't see why you need lube though. I don't either. Wait. I have no idea what you're talking about. Me neither. The best food? I need it now. We didn't like the cheddar. I was punching. It's pretty strong. I like short cheddar. You wake up, you're tied back up again. You can see. And you are surrounded. Can I see him? You're blindfolded off. It's a little tight. Except, sorry. How many people? It comes up. And it begins putting stones around your chair. Oh crap. You can try to study when you can't stand your feet. Good perception. What's your role? Don't I have lucky or something? You have one luck you can use, yes. What's your role? You can reroll on that. That's a way better. What am I wrong? 20. 20? You look close at the stones and they have various marks on them. Don't know what they were. Dead ruins. They're too polite. The microphone's really good at microphone. Obviously not. You can hear me before. Backs away. Door opens. Door opens and for more sharply dressed guards walk in and put behind them. Well, same person I described earlier. Never actually introduced himself as Isilus to you by the way. Yeah he did. Yes he did. You never said I am Isilus. Well you said that he is. Chris is waving at you. Hi Chris. Wave back. Hi Chris. Who's Chris? Who's Chris? Thank you for watching. Please leave comments so we can fix this. And subscribe. And ring the bell. What's the bell? Anyway. Walks in. Where are you human? Human. Short and sparkly fingered and tall and dark. Hey. Description of your friend game. What friend? A tall fellow metal person. Do you caption your friend? Go make him fight a mechanic for me. Shut up. I didn't know that. But I found you. Go make him fight a mechanic. Where is he? Bring him here. Maybe we're not at all in your time. But I'm in a cave. He's dangerous. I heard you wanted him. You were looking for him. Who are you? You shut up. But he didn't say his name. I want to know who I'm talking to. Because Billy asked you to. So no. I can't tell you why I'm looking for you. If I don't know who you are. Oh she beat you. Suck on them. Were you not looking for the king of thieves? Yes we were. I wasn't looking for Aladdin. You're Aladdin's dad? You're Ali Baba? Do you really not mean to do that? No he rolled a nat 20. Yeah. You're not going again. No. Did you kill him? This is what session three. All you have to say is not lethal. All you have to say is not lethal. Come on just say non-lethal. Yeah we're not lethal. Otherwise you're dead. How much? You were at one. I know it was. It was 28. You just knocked out. However, you are missing teeth. You are bleeding. Put them on the side. What? You're drawn busted. You just weren't quick to eat. Why'd you do that? I did not order you to hit him. Oh it was the food that's gone. Yeah. Oh I hate him. I'm going to kill him. Repeat what he said. There's a lot of people fighting here. Next week you guys should play drunk D&D live. Cindy kind of did that last week. I did that last week. Yeah most of these guys have to drink. I can't drink. I don't drink. The only two who can only drink. I'll drink with you. I'll drink with you. I'm going to go get it. It's in there. She doesn't drink. She can get drunk. Slumber party. Last week was because she has to work the next morning. I can't. I have to get up early to get dinner. Okay come on. What's wrong? I don't want us to drink. I don't know. Are you at all? Yes. So why did you want to drink? I want to know why you hit him. I did not. Rufus did. Why did he hit him? I don't know. Why did you hit him? Give me the coffee. Give me the coffee. He got in trouble. Yes that's what you're thinking. You can have this back after you've learned your lesson. Trey. Park will you please teach him to listen. Shut the hell up. Don't even say it. I know the reference too. Oh my God. I know what you mean. I remember. They grabbed Rufus. Big Rufus there. And they broke his wrist. No idea what you were showing. I was shouting. I'm sorry. Now please take him to his room. Give this back. Solved. Thank you. He's still knocked out. Why the fuck are you talking? Because it's not solved. So can you heal him? I think he has potions. Will you use a potion on him or something? We have been. His potions. Rude. Probably don't have any now. What did you have? You have your sheet ready? None. Oh well they need it. You don't have any. Why don't you have any using potions? 17. Okay you make up one. Are you okay? A lot of negatives and ones on this sheet. So why did you want to see me? We wanted to work for you. We're going to roll one side. You're going to roll perception perception. We're going to put six of them. You have to let me just lie. You have a vendor to run it. You're not lying or wanting to work for him? I thought that's why we're looking for him. Then why were we looking for him? Give us everything we need to know. I did last week. I don't remember last week. Billy where are your notes? I don't remember him ever saying anything but that. That he was there to solve this to figure out that we're valuable. I read your role in investigating. You're all past. You learned that to find more answers out you would seek out Sylas's Thieves Guild. Yes. Head Guild of the Thieves and blah blah. Okay. That doesn't tell us anything. No. Roll your second dice. You're freaking kidding me. 45. Dammit! You don't need to go back. I need to be careful doing that, sir. You're a flip. Once again, I do know there is one child that watches the show. I'm sure he's seen it. No he hasn't. That's cool. Did you wake him up? No. There you go. He's seen it. No, I edited. I covered his eyes. Deception. Can we move on? Geez. You did it. Move on. He's trying to deceive me. Okay, 45. You're fine. You're not trying to lie to me. You're watching my work. What do you say? He can't talk. His jaw's broken. He can't talk. I thought they knew him. Yeah. It was a reset of jaw. Isn't that how magic works? It was one point. It wasn't magic. It was one point. It's not going to reset his jaw with one hit point. That's true. You, um... I have nothing... Oh, right. Any kind of taps on a jaw. Are they going to need to fix that? So then you're not here about the spirit keys. What's that? Apparently, that is what you are. I don't know what that is. How does the robot know? Seriously. I told you I. You want the last one? Do you want to know more about the spirit keys? Yes. I'm happy to have its door opens and, uh, two of the nice dressed guards that were with Xylas comes in. Hi. Ready to be united with your friends? Sure. Follow. Okay. I'm going to lead you into make the door reopen. The guards and Unit 7 with Wolfie comes in. Unit 7. Where were you? Hi, little one. Hi. I was in a cage. I didn't like it. You can't talk. How do you get uglier? What are the guards punched him? Dummy. Yeah, they say I see they fixed that mouth of theirs. Yeah. There's a lot of drool coming down. They're like, Hi Xylas, how are you? So, the spirit keys. Yeah, someone's working on that while he's speaking. That's just the body's going down the shoe. Where his cat fell. His fat cat. That would be upstairs, not down. No, it fell down the bed. It's trying to escape me. So, here's the deal. Guild was built upon a maze. We have a very unique emerald in the middle of this maze. Retrieve it for me and you have all the help you can have. What? All the resources of mine are yours. Why? You have to earn the information. Why? Nothing's free. She is the smart mother of God. Thank you. I just keep her alive. But she knows nothing about spirit keys. Neither do you. But she is supposed to know. She has to know about it. She's the wizard. Do I look like a wizard? Am I supposed to know about it? Not yet. Apparently now I'm William Shatner. I don't see it, but okay. John is what it would sound like if William Shatner were the DM. No. That was William Shatner like that. Are you sure he's watching? Like. Mm-hmm. I don't do mazes. I break mazes. However you feel the need to get through it. So, um, what's in this maze? I've never been through it. But some have and, well, they never actually made it out, so. But at least the other prize is still there. So you want us to die? No, no, no. Then I wouldn't have to yield. Oh, this is where you write it first before I do it. Not how it works. Okay, let's do it. Screw it. Are you gonna free us? They were in the process of freeing you. Okay. Any heal you can have? Yeah. You can talk now. You can talk? Yeah. I'm gonna pick one so I got it since they were healing me. One. We're gonna meet him back at the two for this maze. Did you heal me? No, you're still at one. All you do is heal your jaw. They're not gonna heal us? Damn. Oh, yeah, they'll heal you when you get to the entrance of the maze. Okay. Let's do this. Hello! Are you guys ready? Uh-huh. I thought you forgot about it. No. No, I'm trying to get to this point. Uh-uh-uh. Let's share one of us to play. Huh? Let's share one of us to play. I'm not gonna smoke before you start. Okay. Let's get up. Nope, I can't. You can't let me change stuff. Five in one. I'm going through the maze. The first four hit traps and the last one gets a prize. He wants to use four out of the five as a guinea pig. No! That always goes bad for me. Even if he is the last one. I'm not ready to gend off this stuff yet. Yeah. No, it's not my dad's doors close. Yeah, it is. Is that enough? I don't know. Did you put an outside light off? Yeah, I need to turn it off. Sorry. So we're doing a slight intermission. Did we pause live? No. Are you sure? Yeah. So I finally lost just a city tour in Rocky. The best couple we've ever had had a prize. A movie rental that family would get. I know. It's like the last time we saw this one happen. Are you coming in? No. We're going in a maze to get this green emerald. Apparently, Canon wants four of us to be cannon fodder. Just leave the spare heat emeralds. Okay, there are no blue emeralds. Just like there are no blue sacras. Yep. Thank you. You said green emeralds, so that is what I said. What's an emerald? It's about to be emeralds. What? I survive on smashing it and giving it a piece of it. Well, now you know what not to let him do. You don't know what will happen if you try to break it. A world of plots are your best game on the move on. Oh crap. Why are you giving him ideas? What did you think of him? What? Oh, the movies, yeah. Justice League was a little hard to get into for me. Was it the mustache? Yes. Yeah, it was kind of boring. My favorite character in it. Boring? Yeah. It was pretty boring. My two favorite characters, okay, three because of Wonder Woman. But the other two besides her were Aquaman and Flash, especially when he was sitting on her lasso. Yeah. God, that was awesome. It was like Thor Ragnar. Oh, I loved it. I loved it so much. I finally watched it for the second time. How much that video you posted? I actually enjoyed it. The music in it. That was pretty good. Better. That seemed better. I mean, they were re-playing good music with it, but that song instead was even better. The best part of that is the song they used and the song that they edit are both from Shrek. So that's all I could think about. Yeah, they are both from Shrek. And the video at the end where he's taking all the guards and all that and like, you could frickin' became Raiden. Somebody switched the song too. I need a hero. He's a really good edit. Oh man, that would have been so much better. I have a song that they had in there to begin with, but that song, yeah. Unless they're both from Shrek. I didn't notice that. That's awesome. If we do keep coming back, I don't know how long I'm going to be able to not say I shouldn't this morning. I'm sorry. It's been a little while since I saw the first two film of these. I can barely sense you guys. Yeah, I kind of don't. That's because I can get away with the backwards. We have to wear headsets. What? Yeah, we have to wear headsets so we can communicate across the store with the employees and the workers. Yeah, which is pretty awesome. Well, they'll be in turn. And it's really awkward when you're standing there trying to have a conversation with a customer but stop laughing for no reason. And they're just like, what the hell is wrong with this girl? You need to have the bathroom all night, please. I'm in trouble, absolutely. Okay. I said we are in information stuff. Anybody like coconut? No. I do. I hate coconut. I put my chocolate in here. No. I also hate the coffee. Can I get through? Or no? No. You have to get through. I can't. Yeah. Yeah, you have no. Give me nuts. You do. Okay, stop eating. I don't have nuts. There's no function nuts. You have some upstairs. I got it. I got it. What? Babe. You have some upstairs. You want it? No, I don't need it. No, I don't need any. He says we're whining boys. Yeah. This is my cheat day. It is for me. I've been eating like grilled chicken or baked chicken. And nuts and... Yeah, billies. Dude. Come on. Come on. You know he does. You like it. See, he's behind the camera so you can't actually see him going up. Oh, no. As he changes his head after I got off work, I try to stay awake all day right after I got off. I was going pretty well. I was going to stay up until at least 12. Bring me right now. No, someone asked if I could take... The girl that I hang out with asked her if I... Asked me if I could take her boyfriend to work, right? I told you. I'm trying to stay up all day so I can sleep tonight. Please. I want to leave. So, do you have any shows coming up, John? Do you have any shows coming up for the channel? I've got my Fraggle Rock Funko Pop review coming up. How was it to do the Mysterio? Can I get the other original Sinister Six lineup and bludgeon for? Like electro, jacquot? What? I want to temporarily affix my miniatures to the base. Okay. Is there going to fall over? Okay. Do you need to do anything with the map while we're waiting, John? Please tell me that's empty. It is. I got one of the gay guys at work to dance. Hold this. It was fun too. His book... I was playing my music after I got off my lunch break while they were still on their break. I have my music pretty low so no one else can hear it because I know they're not going to like it because I listen to country. The guy's boyfriend comes up next to me. He hears it. He looks down at my phone and pauses it. I look at him. I look back down at my phone. I'm paused and I jerk it up all the way. Then his boyfriend starts talking about his favorite country song but he didn't know the name of it. He started telling me the lyrics. I'm like, oh, dude, that's back rows by Sam Hunt. Where's the... And then I play it. He's like, damn it Dylan! Where's the Linux? Trying to give me to turn up at work. I think three seconds later he's dancing. On the counter. The other counter? It was funny. He asked you where it was? No. I had seen him struggling so... It was kind of working. They're dry erase. They're supposed to work. Not with a paper towel. What are you supposed to use? An actual dry erase. Sorry people. I hit the camera. You got a hand guard? Yeah, I was going to say that on camera. Move on. I got a dick filled in box. Again. Are you still playing? I play every so often. I just... When do I have time to go anywhere and play? Tonight. That's about it. Welcome to the working class. Yeah. Welcome to Walmart. Get your shit and get out. That's probably trademarked. I don't know. Train life for who? Jeff. Sean. He is amazing. I love his shows. And on my 16th birthday I got to go to Walmart. I know. Yeah. Oh, at Millican? No. Wait. On my 16th birthday I got to go see him live in Georgia. Cool. That would be cool. The first person I saw at Millican was Gabriel Iglesias. And he was the funniest. I love you, Gabriel. It's hilarious. Why did you do that? I forgot to grab it. It was a year ago before I met you guys. I went to a show at Millican. That was awesome. Let's hope this show doesn't suck as much as the other show I got. John is going to try to draw a maze. What are you going to draw? It shouldn't be too hard. He's got a grid on there. Right here. You want me to just get the tile? That's the one I hate the most. Why is there a little maze with tiles? He's like coconut, right? Yes. Oh, they're all coconuts. The middle row, yeah. Mike said he likes coconuts. So I'll just take two. Thank you. Can I have the plates, please? Do you want to put treats in the fridge? I would love to put treats in the fridge. Yeah, I brought all of them. This is garbage. Do you want it? No. Not too. No, maybe he is. What's the head to do with anything? Pages and everything. I am a goat. I'm the greatest of all time. You eat garbage? I did as a kid because I was a little weird. I'm a goat. I'm a goat. Are they? Best of all time. How many years has it been? Wow. What? What? What did I miss? I don't know. What over my head? Everything does. What was that? So cute. Okay. That's horrible. I'll put it first. I'll put it first. They're cold. Are we zooming now? No, we didn't want to last 15 years. Don't give them more chocolate. What's it say? Nut cream. They're called nut creams. Anybody want a nut cream? I don't know. With your profession, I don't know if that's the chocolate or something else. I've actually been out of work for a month. I haven't been out of work or just not allowed to work. Whatever. You have a job. They're different. Still tastes like diet, though. Yeah. You realize diet isn't really diet. They take all the fat out and put more sugar in it. Look at the water in the ice cream. I'm a sugar. No sugar. No sugar. It probably puts superlose in it. Yes, which is sugar. Your body has to adjust it. Yeah. Diet stuff is not good for you. It's all fabricated. What's it called? Anything that ends it goes. Basically. Yeah. Ose. There's no Ose here. What's in it then? All right, can we get to the game? I've been here for like two and a half hours and haven't played anything yet. It's only been an hour and 20 minutes. It's been an hour. You're really back on that. That's what it feels like. Which is worse. I feel like we're working at Walmart. We're at a six-hour shift. I feel like we've been at 12 hours. Remodeled. But much more than remodeling. Four sides. Four sides. All right. I think we never go there. Major. Yeah. I walked in and got lost. Welcome. So let's push it a little bit until I see him. Come in at night. Recently we've been working in the back. If you come in when I get in, I get in at nine o'clock. If you go to the front registers, I'll be working at 10 and 11th. Moving the little aisles around and the registers that just got put in there. So the tile guy keeps it. Let's lay down the tiles. Don, why'd you let one loose? I can smell it. Okay, so. Hey, you remember these tiles? Yes. I'm having horrible flashbacks. Remember these? Yes. We met Fred. No, he met Fred outside of it in the river when he tried drowning. Oh, yeah. He's too, he's too fred. Not most. It's also where we got the deck of many things in our first game. First session. Yes. We're supposed to remember our very first session. I do. Because you guys are making a lot of time. You try to get a bunch of skeletons and kill them all. You think that's what a spirit accepts. Didn't we also find a level 12 vampire and somehow survived? Yeah, I killed him. My wife just put him up here. He was level five. I'm gonna really crane. Okay. Set your monitors. Don't enter. Run set your monitors at that end. Who? Those three guys. Where am I? Is this? Ah, here we are. You are. Do you remember that scene in the DVD movie in the first one? We were watching a little through the movies and all that. Where they're up in life, the observatory. Uh-huh. You two are currently there. Watching. Is there not that? Is there a bunch of people watching with us? Okay. Why are we here? We work for Dude Bro. Are we free lanters? We work for anybody who makes it or pays us. It's empty. It's all over constant. I just thought you were gonna stick the giraffe in your pants. I thought so. That was like a kiss or not. Poor Jeffrey. Okay. So we have to get the emerald. Hey, he has to make a living. Big green emerald. He does need to make a living nowadays. Out of a job. He's a bad old job. He'll present a job. We'll dress him into a downhill dude. Yeah. I just met Jeffrey the last I think they had. The trouble has been. Well, did they have a Jeffrey there? Yeah. Really? Yeah. I didn't see him. I didn't see myself. That was the one where they hit the little leg. That was the midnight releasing. Okay. Let's hurry up and get to my death. Come on. Let's go. Rogue one. I don't know. Of course, Wiggins. Let's hurry up and get to my death. You see like three ads on repeat. Come on. You asked for it. Let's go. You were in a hurry. Let's go. Focus. Do you know who you're talking to? SOS syndrome. Let's go. There you go. We're observing. So I need everybody. What? I need to know the order. Like that. Like that. Just like that. Yes. All right. So. You're a power ranger. You're a power ranger. I like to strike a pose just randomly. It looks like he's dabbing force. Oh, yeah. It looks like that one suits you better. It looks like that thing is dabbing. I don't need more. Sinsuke. Okay. You may begin. Okay. I'll walk in. We'll be running. I need to check the trap. I need to check for invisible traps. Invisible lumberjack trap. Who's following? Yeah. I go. Stick zipper. I got to watch the room. What's that? That's it. All right. I need to find the order. I need to find the order. I need to find the order. So. You and the dog are in front, right? Yep. Okay. Die puppy. Die. I need my... Don't kill the puppy. Why would you say that? His name is Sir Fluffy Bob. Why would you want to kill him? Because I want to see if the room really feels... No, Sir Fluffy Bob does not die. I have precautions for this. What is wrong with you? There's a lot wrong with me. You should know this already. Do we need to contact the ASB team? The what? That's something. Those really sad commercials you see on TV with the dogs and you just want to change the channel. John. Jeremy? I don't know. Okay. You know, those are the rules that you want to change and then when you do, there's another one on... it really makes you feel like a horrible person when they're the horrible people filming you and don't do anything. That's expensive. I've been on these tiles. Hey, little one, and check for traps. Oh, is that my job? Yes, that's your job. That's kind of late at the moment. He was just finishing getting set up. I guess Sir Fluffy Bottom is going to be some hand in bar. I'm going to trigger a trap and then only on it I find a trap. That's true. You're going to do this, what you do? Okay. You have to remember these things. Fill the trap as soon as you walk in the door. Really? Never asked if anybody ever survived this thing. He said nobody has. He said nobody ever came back out. That's true. He said they didn't survive. No, that means it could have started a little settlement somewhere. There's no way this thing's not hitting you. What? There's no way this thing's not hitting you. You and your mutt? All of us are just hitting each other. Acrobatics, so we both got eight. We both got eight. Yes. We both got it, all right. But I would actually cover him up, so I would take all the damage. Wait a minute, was he? He don't know what's coming. If I see him getting ready to get hurt, I would cover him up. Wouldn't Sir Fluffy Bottom have a size advantage while Lily has a size disadvantage? Why? Why? I don't know what it is. It's very appropriate. It starts off all the wonder. Okay. Anyway, both sides are a shoot of flames. Oh, okay. Never mind. Whatever. Well. I guess we're going to do a Chinese meal. Which one do you like? Yes. I like this cheat. Five for you. Seven for him. Okay. I'm a Chinese idiot. I'm glad you don't like my favorite one. I don't know. And you're still staying here on the spot. I would move sooner. I would move or something. Yeah. Yeah. Now give him a healing potion. So you two see this? She can't check for traps because she's not in front. No Chinese food. I'm... It's the Sancti Disabled. Oh. Yeah. You can single. I've mentioned Chinese food. Should we jump right this way? Okay. Congratulations. One of these days we're all the way back. Are we advantage? Yeah. Kidnapped. I think it was like over 80 bucks. Oh, you had it. Oh, so 10. Since like... I know that we were just before the store opened. John. I wanted to say roll up the game. Roll the disabled device. I do roll everything. Of course it's 10. 23. I'll say better than 10. Get on top and climb over to the left of the bottom. Oh my God. It's a labyrinth all over again. Oh, you cannot go right this way. Okay. Cut if you want that. You can't go left. So climb over to the left of the bottom. We can't right now anyway. I'm just saying when you get there you cannot go left. It only goes off the other direction. Keep it up right over? Yeah. Also it doesn't even go off in that direction but it's cut off by another wall. So now you can actually look for some more traps. Every step. Every step. Every step. Every five feet. Check those traps. Okay. Yes. Yep. Well John's trying to kill us so... Yep. No he wanted to kill me. Why did you want to? She gets advantage over that stuff. She's a kinder that's in her natural abilities. What is that now? A side of me? Yeah. So 15. Is kinder in the baseball? There's a trap. We're not using just baseball character. I didn't know that. Guess what I asked? Why are you guys just using hat holes? There's a plate. I didn't know that before either. There is a plate. His next step. He hit it. This one? What? There's one right there. There's a plate. A pressure plate. So you can disable it if you want to. Oh I'm going to disable it. Nah. Do you have the other book? You disabled it. I got a little of that. I know I disabled it but it was a pendulum trap. That would have set off. Not just pendulum were door standing. But the hats tend to be up. And the wall over here. It has the two empty tiles in the middle of the swung down. Wow. So we're safe up until there? Yeah. Okay we'll move up that one. I'm just going to walk carefully. Can you do on that side? With three rows. Every session we play is going to take a while. She's got a row. She's just getting natural abilities in the chamber. I'm a fighter. I'm just saying you guys are three people checking for traps. There's going to be like a five feet at the top. We usually just everybody rolling. We usually just have it go as we're going to walk through and check for traps. Well what's John trying to kill us right now? We're doing it. I'm not trying to do shit. John wants to kill me because I sent him a text about a character. Good. We'll look at it. That's all it takes. Oh good thing you have a vantage. Yeah. I can re-roll it. Okay. 24. You don't need to though. 24? There are no more traps in this room. No I thought she was looking that way. Oh you can't look at all that. So we're good in this room. And who's the hallway? That's all you said. Check it again. Is that landscape? That's correct. Yes. I didn't see some cameras on the table. Not 20. Not 20. Why? Why? There is a pressure plate here. Here. Here. And here. Had you activated it. These walls here. And here. What if I... Techniques. Well still can't it. Because you haven't taken it. Deactivated it. I don't mind it yet. No it's not. It's a 2. What did you get? 25. You deactivated it. You deactivated it. Switched it. Just one or all of them? Well we're curvy only right there. So it's a 2 to 1. We can't come across any bodies yet. Oh yeah. It's bodies that come along the sides there. Cuts in the floor. What surprises me is not living in bodies. I'm living in all the bodies I've been across. Hey they're dead. Hold on. I've got another direction here. Oh man. Don't give them ideas. I think you guys should arrange the table so that the movie grip set is directly behind you and straight view of the camera in the coming weeks. Do you realize how long it took us to get to the tables in the direction we are now? There is nothing for them. There's not room for that. It'd be cool but there's not enough room for that. They're continuing. So I'm living all the bodies we've come across. 26. Why? Because they're dead and they don't need whatever they have left. Oh wow. Remind me. What? 26. Disabled's the next car. You know I can't reach it right? You can screw it up. Can I? Yeah. You guys need it more than I do. Okay. There's one more. 22. Disabled? Well actually he's not with us. He's up doing his own thing he said. He's closed the bathroom door next week. All good. Close it now. Ay-ay-ay. The headbuilder is going to be playing an Asimore. An Asimore Angel. So I'm playing a Warforged. She's got to kick her. I wish I knew. Anyway back to the game. Where'd you roll? I got it. That was to disable the third one. And now I gotta check. No there's one right there. You had a 20. I told you whatever I had. I was going to disable all those. Yeah she just did. She got a 20 to disable it. There was one here, here, here, and here. That's what I mean. 22. Close it now. Okay. Those ruins are there. It's pretty much just rock and rubble. Okay that's good. That's what I asked him. Hanging from the walls in there that you're currently in the hallway of. We'll see like bones and things like that. It's crudged but I mean it's there. So you can get an idea of what your fate could have been. We're in Paris or something like that. You're in Paris? What? We're underground cameras. They're underground cameras. Stay on topic. I am. I'm looting. Okay check in. What? Go ahead. 29. 29. Okay. Um. That's what you're asking here. In this room? In this room. Can we go both ways? Or just one? No just, wow. It's a maze. Yeah you can go both ways. Well he said we couldn't go this way. Give me. Give you what? Well it doesn't change anything. Why are we here? Which way do we want to go? Left. The great, the great bard, Beyonce the null always says to the left. It's the same. I don't like Beyonce the null. Basically cosmetic. She's a great bard. Can I move this closer? Yes maybe that one closer to you. Yes you can put it in the middle. Where are we going? We're going to go to the left. Left. Oh fire pit of doom. Fire pit of doom. It's very easy. Maybe we will have Chinese food. Do we see the emerald? Now at least from the single. Yeah. I'm just following your lead. 27. No trap. 20. How far just one? You know this is going to take forever to check every 5 feet. Yeah. I told you you have to check every 5 feet. Well we're going to win this. It's going to be very boring to watch as well. Just do another check. 23. Okay. No worries about your vicinity. 10 foot radius is trapped. Other than the red area. I don't know the red areas. You remember the red areas. We're not going to the red areas. We're not going to the red areas. To the right? Yeah. To the left is blocked off. No. Since it's against the mountain. No. So go left, right, left, right, left, right and you'll get to the center. I tried that in the last game. I'm not going to repeat it. No that was up, up, down, down, left, right, left, right. Yeah. We're not doing it this time. Yeah you start. Which way are you going? I don't think we get 99 live. Which way are we going? We'll go around the red area of the path. We're going to go up. When you follow your heart. We're going to hammer that down first. You're your heart. Sorry big guy. Move yourselves to the front of that. Where are you right now? So up here? No. Where you were just at. What? But at the entrance. Up here? No. See where you're at? Yeah. Move yourself at the entrance over there. Where you came in at. Why? Thank you. Because you went, you didn't. You entered this way and you ended up at that end. Oh so we got to go a different way. What's exactly the same? Okay let's go to the left. So we go left. That way? Yeah. Okay. You go up on that side. Okay so we go to the right. We go back that way. That way. Let's walk backwards. Over here. Okay. Okay so I guess we gotta walk in the center. I look up and can we see the people watching us? Seriously? How are we not even able to see though? They can see us. You see stone. What's in the center? This is on your camera. How are they able to see us though? They're watching? No they're even watching you. What's in the center? What's your seat? I walk into the center. Okay. Sir Fluffy Bob would stay there until I call for him. Sir Fluffy Bob. If you go in there. Wow. Step down. Five seconds pass. And the platform begins to vibrate a bit. I jump off. It vibrated. I didn't like it. It feels good. It's being set off in the buffering. I didn't like it. The stream is slow for some reason. It's all the way back here. Connecting. That means we need to hurry up and go faster. Because we've been streaming over two hours now so it's going to slow down the speed. Why? The more time the more it's on there. The more it's going to take up space. That's what it says here. They're in there in the socks. It's getting pixelated. Yeah. I don't know what to do about that. All right. Anyway. You jump off. The platform goes down. Okay. So is it elevated? Would that work? Let's go down the shaft. Is it going down slowly or falling? No, it's not falling. It's like that. Oh. Let's get on. Okay. We're all getting on. Right. We're making things down this shaft. Okay. You said it was going down slowly like an elevator. You did. Yes. When it already started going down. It's not the same. It probably would have been like three, four feet. Six at the most. It's still to exist. What are physics? Fine. Stop your arms and fly. If it's new physics, do you know how to play it? No. Okay. Anyway. You go down and there you are. Where's the easy button? Check in. Check in. 23. Fine. Oh, really? You're fine. Yeah. Which way do you want to go? You bet. This way you want to go? Backwards. Okay. We walk backwards. This way? I walk backwards to a door. Kind of wish I got a Chinese food dog. You're trying my eating dog. Yes. He has one this whole time. Yes. Move the shit closer so I can. I fixed it. All right. You said it didn't have to be by you. You're still tired though. We'll put it out. Yeah. All right. Okay. You sure? Okay. Check in. Yes. All right. How about 29? How about making it easy? Check every five feet. If I need you to check for a trap, you can do it. Thank you. Okay. All right. Let's go through. Of course, then you'll have the trap. I mean, this is getting... It's supposed to be boring. Tidious. Well, we're not going to walk on something. We're not sure it's safe. I got it. Did you say tidious? I did. What a work. She's checking. I was thinking of myself too. I was like... I just said tidious. Nobody caught it. I did. He caught it. I heard it, but I wasn't going to... What? What's the way you want to go with the aftercare? Let's go that way around. That way I fixed it. If you put it on the stream and then started another one. This way. I don't know. We're going to the right. We're not sure how he's talking about it. We should concentrate on running the game. What's this way? Hey, close the family game. The limbo is safe. We're walking that way. Not towards the middle. Oh, it's flooded. Is it really flooded? I don't know. There's a room here. I'm walking in. Just like it. Is it really flooded? Like that? Yes, but it's not. I mean, you can still see the tire holes. It's at the end and everything. I walked this way through the water. Which way are we going? I tell the fluffy bottoms, do not drink the water. This way? Yeah. That works. Okay, hold on. What's that next thing? Why don't you connect them? What's connected? You want to kill? Of course. Okay. I like the armor. I like the armor better. What's going on? Why is that there? Did you say connected? I thought you meant connected. Those two. I did. Okay. We're stepping in. Except that armor. What's in the vest? Should we go on this room and see what's on the table? Yeah. We're going on this room. Hold on. There's a door in there. Where? Right there. Right here? Yes. Check the door. Do I have to check the door? Let's see if it's locked. Well, if you want to open it. Open it for the individual. We can do it three ways. We can phase through it, which we can. I can bust through it. 29. 29. It is trapped. Can I disable it? 24. You can disable it. Do you want to open the door? Locked. I don't want to lock it. What? Do you want me to kick it in? So it's disabled? You can measure that. Hey, kick it in. Okay. Okay, lock it? Yeah, it's time to kick it in. Okay, kick it in. Okay. I'm kicking the door down. You do it. You have to roll it. Strength. What's your total? He should be at full health if we were going to do this. Here's your full health. There's no trap. Isn't a door AC 10, though? Shannon, it's your trap. Yeah. You rolled a 12? No, I rolled a 3. With everything else. We're counting on you. Hey, a door AC is 10. I got a 12 total. Oh, that's what you're saying. Okay. That's good. So we're going in. He's being relieved now. Yeah, he's okay. Okay. It's okay. What do we see on this table with a bunch of goodies? All right. On the table with the goodies. There was a turtle. Which is currently open. A turtle? A journal. Yes. There's a turtle on the table. And he is open. There's a turtle still. There's a turtle soup in it. I heard turtle. And next to that open turtle. It's a Ninja Turtle. Next to that turtle, there is a journal. That's a lot of dollars. That is open. Okay. So you have a shiny one. What else? Is that it? There's a couple of gold coins. I don't know. She's right there on the table. That's her to give it. We're right next to each other. She's locked. She's short. He can go around also. You can go around. Do you do it yourself? Yes. Why are they using your pencil, babe? I don't know. I'm going to eat it. I don't know. Here. We have more. I don't know what she did with it. I don't either. It's right there. Language. Sorry. I'm going to read the journal. I can't read. I got it. There's a great right next to you. Things can fall in anyway. The pencil is sitting on the tree. What is the journal, sir? He's our dog. Strike one. You haven't been listening all night. You haven't said it. No, he didn't. I thought I did. No, you haven't. It's right there. I thought it was three. It's still better than the last couple of weeks. What's the journal saying? The journal. It says... It's here. We don't know how. We don't know who sent it. But it's here. Me? It. It. And we can't stop it. I forgot I had money for you. You can't stop it? You can't stop it. How? We'll float too. There's nothing on that. There's nothing on that. What? That's the last entry. Do you want a giant? It smells very peanutty. It's supposed to have a bigger mouth. Thanks. How big are they? I've never seen this. They look like a peanut in my nose. They look like regular size. No, they're quite a bit bigger. Do you have the other bag? I can have one. I can? No. Liz has an insulin if he needs it. Focus! I've got my nitro in case I need it. Yes, so you have an insulin if I need it. What? You buy those, too. That's all I know for doing this. 50 cents. 20% off. That was the last entry. And nothing else is in here. They're behind... There's a treasure chest. Where? And two things to kick ass with. Fractual food, though. Wait a minute. I'm not taking that thing. I'm going to check it. I'm checking it. There was no last time. It's your first time. Now he gets technical. 21. Checking for traps. They're fast. Explain to me how. You're going to have to check the ratio of chocolate. I'm walking around it. And you're just looking at it. Yes. You see no trap. I don't like how he said that. I'm doing an arcana check. How are you able to do an arcana check? Because I'm proficient. Why are you proficient in arcana? It doesn't matter. I was able to take it as a skill. So I did. Why would you do that? Because I know how you operate. I like to break your game. So you didn't create your character based on what you wanted to create it to? I'm a warforged. They're trained in everything. To fight wars. He's a warforged. He's designed. 42. It is not magic. Warforged. I'm going for my accent. That made fun of his accent. The robot is built to break your game. What's the other type of... And there's something else? Physical and magical. Yes. Really quick rubbing yourself. Rubbing myself. Says you're rubbing yourself. I want to use my hand to try to... Alright. I roll my dice under the table. Alright. As your... My hand is trying to lift up. It apparently appears to be locked. I want to pick it. Roll. Slide it in. Say it goes for his nose. Yeah. No. I can't get it. I don't know how to do it. Would you try to pick the lock on the chest? I tried to stick my finger in and pick it. In the lock? Yes. Would you roll? I hold the finger in the lock hole. No. Is it? No. I think it's his finger stuck. I got six. That's what I kind of figured it was. Wait a minute. We can have another obo-bo. No, obo-bo. Yes. Give us another obo-bo. No, obo-bo for me. Yes, obo-bo. Yes, obo-bo. No, obo-bo. There's a mimic chest that I found and then John stole it from me. I just treated him better. No, you didn't. You mistreated it. You smashed it the first time you met it and I befriended it and then John kidnapped it. See, John stole it from me. That's a lot of touching hands. 25. 25. That hits. He's got a trask. Or is it? There's a treasure chest that he decides to stick his finger in the lock. Like an idiot. It suddenly opens its lid except it's got protruding massive freaking teeth from all around the open areas and has his tongue and wraps around his hand and chomps down on his hand. So it bit me? I still have the whole of you. With my reaction, I used my free hand and tell it, no, bad boy. What's that gonna do? Make him feel better while he's dumb. I'm dumb, remember? I don't know if something would grab me in the body of my head. A cute, cute world. That's a genuine reaction, I think. No, drop it. There it is, I think. I look at her and I'm like, that looks painful. It is painful, why don't you try it? The concern for each other is I know. That's why I want him to fight a mechanic. I want to see him get dismantled. I don't see it happen. He did try to come to your rescue, by the way. Of course you guys are almost as bad. Yeah. That's fun. How many times did we attempt to sell many? Can't I just slap it like it's a dog instead of actually attacking it? Yeah. Okay, that's what I wanted to do anyways. Alright, what is your roll? I got a total of nine. I need a roller. And we can roll it. And, so fluffy bottom goes first. I like that. What is my decision? Let's do it. Retired for the night. What did you get? I retired it for the night when I threw it. It rolled a 19 when it's been rolling low the whole time. What did you get? Billy. I got a three. Sir Fluffy Bottom got and Sir Fluffy Bottom got a 23. Natural 20. Oh, and that's 20? Yeah. Done. 18. Can I say it please? No. Okay. Fluffy Bottom. Wait a minute. I can't say it because it's French for sealed. What are that? Fok. O, C, K. PH. That is a 17 hit. Oh, double. Yes. Sir Fluffy Bottom. And that's a 15 hit. 15. Okay. I need DC's 11 strength. Two of them. Is this thing not heavy? No. Utilities. Give it to me. Give it to me. Give it to me. Oh, he's using the book. Oh, no, it's a thing. Billy, I found a loophole. We can drop the F bomb. As long as it's a PH bomb. Did you delete it? No. Except it's not in text form so that doesn't really work. Unless you see him talk. I used the phone. I think he deleted it. I don't want to stop it. He's on his... He's on his... He's on his Apple device. I'll go Apple. It's fine. I got to end here. Alright, so what's wrong, Billy? He did 15 damage. And I need two DC 11 strike checks. DC 11? Yes. DC 11? Two of them? Massive. So, yes, I passed both. Okay, nothing happens. He just bites them the backs off. Otherwise, he'd get a hold of it. He's going. You're up. What do I want to do, Billy? I'll be out. No. So, obviously, my hand is stuck. So, I'm going to... Just take out my hatchet instead of my grade X. I'm taking out a hatchet. Or my handaxe instead of my grade X. One of them at least. I have to find the end of this. Swing down at the mimic. Okay, don't miss. Are you in for the mimic specifically? Are you serious, bro? The mimic specifically. And I can't... Why? What do you want? That's awesome. Can. Nope. Send me. What else you got? This one, I guess. Nice toy. Look at this. I threw it. No! Use the crossbow. Use the magic missile. Take your spells, use the crossbow. I was hoping to get you guys in an eye. It's okay, we're very huge. Yeah. Oh, I have to hit it. You guys, come back. We have to get out of this place. If we ever get out of this place. What do I add to it? I forget. 9. You hit it? No. It's a male guy. Oh, I won't... It's gonna get in your face. It still has you. It's gonna suck you out if you get any. Does that mean I use one of my arrows? Yeah. What's this one for? What? Strength. Oh. Did the mimic just save me? No. The mimic is only at 40. Ah. Dylan is our resident dire. I planned on it for happening at level 10. I think it might happen sooner. I hate my dice. I hate them all so much. What? Try that one. Right. And I just double the amount of damages, right? Right? Yeah, no. Is it working for you? I've gotten 118 out of all those rolls. It's just you, then. What? How much? I'm at 14. I did. I come back next week. Did it eat him? You'll see what's gonna happen. This is how it starts. Are we like over the center or something? Damn. So, you see the mimic open his mouth up and still has his tongue wrapped around his arm. It pulls him halfway through and chomps down on for 22 damage. So what's your max hit points? 23. I'm at... So you're unconscious? He's not all the way dead yet. I'm at negative eight, I think. Yeah. You're fine. I'm unconscious. You have to do gut saving throws. Yeah. You're at the gut saving throw. Yeah. There's no unconsciousness here. Billy, it's your turn. Ashley is messaging me. Because... She messaged Cindy from... I messaged Cindy's phone to Billy. Huh? I messaged Cindy's phone to Billy. I don't understand that. Okay. Yeah, I know. Oh, she's messaging all of us to try to get all of Billy, okay. Yeah, I know. It's just about the camera. It's auto-focusing. Oh, okay. Because there's too much movement. It's auto-focusing. It's auto-focusing your turn. 15 hit. Yes. Okay, so that hits. Somebody's figuring out the wall. So 12 damage from the first attack. What, Tommy? 10, so... 24 damage with my axe. How much damage? 24 total. Yeah. Is this still alive? Yes. 16 hit? Yes. So 19 hits. Okay, so... 15... and another... another 29 damage. What? What do you mean? That signal? No. Just trim? Well, it's kind of important the wood's exposed now, which means it's going to get wet. It may leak. It's going to go under the shingles. We're at... We're on the side. Yeah. All right, time... We got Tommy here. He might know. I don't know what happened today. I don't think we can have it working after... Oh, I mean, you can't fix it. It's a nice social app. Tommy's probably know about it. Glad it doesn't count! He has thrown out one, so on a best saving throw on that one, what that means is he would have two fails automatically. Roll again, so it happens. That would be a pass. That'd be a pass. And that'd be a fail, so he would die for reals. He got his hopes up and then crushed him. Let me see that dice. I'm thinking it's you. I'm thinking it's you. Hold on. Nineteen. Fourteen. Those two suck. Fourteen. You got to make. Nineteen, you're good. Who's that one? That's the one I just rolled the nat one on. Yep, what it rolled out. Ten. Look at that. Two ones with those dice. Those nice suck, dude. Buy new dice. Sixteen. Seven. I'm trying to figure out if Dylan's dice because they're all six in there. Use that one. Do what? It's not diet. No, it's caffeine free. It's just sweeter than normal roundu. It's a mean one. That's how it ends up. The only place I've been to will find is Kroger. Nine forty. Wow, that's it. I know, it feels later, doesn't it? Yeah, it does. We used to quit about ten, so Dylan used to hurry it up. Hulu? Because of the YouTube now we quit at ten. We normally go until about twelve to one. Yeah. But we normally don't, it usually takes us that long just to get to where we're at. Just because you have to quit the YouTube doesn't mean it's complete. We can record sessions ahead of time, but it wouldn't be the same as we can still record afterwards. See, I figured what he was going to do was throw you guys in this with us. I thought so too. What could I use your help? That's what I figured he was going to put you in with. Or you're going to walk in with the main guy and you were going to be our guides through this because you guys helped build it or something like that. That's what I thought. I'm going to build new characters. I'll do more races if you want. No, we already know what we are. We're half trail. Why don't I could cheat? I could cheat. She doesn't want to play cat person. They're awesome. She likes more human. She doesn't like playing not human. I'm very picky about carrots. Some cats are very pretty. You have only the other cats. No. Have you not seen other cats? Let's go. You're not a furry. You're not a furry? A furry. No, you're still a lass. You're still a lass. We've had this discussion. Dylan. He doesn't laugh at himself. He's funnier than we do. Nope. You're not a furry Dylan. I think I just killed a mimic though. Wait. It's not that kind of video is it? No. You're very icy out there. 29 damage, John. Damn. 10 or so minutes. Are you a horse? 29 damage. We only got 20 minutes left. What? Till 10 o'clock. That's when we have to quit. Why? It'll scrub our stream. Because people don't want to sit around for 3 hours watching people play. I've seen 24 hour streams though. Yeah. We can go longer. They may not be watching it live. Which is what they've been doing. Okay. They can do it with it. I apologize people. Thank you for lowering these, John. Thank you for lowering these, John. I didn't need to check my battery. Okay. I've been abusing. Yeah. We have to go soon because I'm at 12%. My battery. My battery is dead. You never handed it to me. Yeah. If not you do. I gave her one. I gave her one. You can't have any. You can't have any. Well, I mean it's strawberry lemonade vodka. Okay. So it is Sir Fluffy Bob. I don't mind. I can be slightly pixie. Okay, hold on. Nice. Make a failed noise. It's charging. It's charging. The guy who did the I'm trying to push master goes faster. All of these videos are hilarious. Watch some more. Yeah, he failed. Do you want one? I hate you. Sir Fluffy Bob. He's ripped. What was he doing? When my character comes back he's definitely eating Chinese food. Here's the good news. You all let go. You're hanging out with this mouth. But you have to stun around the dog. Oh. You're not going to have Chinese because it's not ready to go. Actually, if that was the case he would probably want to bit his instead of the mimic trying to bite him. That's true. Roll damage. Double it. Why are you trying to kill him? It's minimal. It's two damage. He's already at negative. Have you tried this yet? He's just doing death row. No. 12. Now that is over my max. Max? You have to go twice your max in 5th edition. Twice? I thought it was half my max. No, it's half. I'm 23, not 24. So you're at 8, right? And then I go up to 12. Okay, so you're at 10. It's only doing 2, not 4. It's only doing 2 damage. He rolled a 1. That's had minimal damage. That's actually kind of the thing. Do it. Roll death saving throw. Yeah, 20. I told you to use the red dice, dork. No, you said use the green one. I rolled that one, though. Make sure you keep a track. That's one failure. All good coverage. They have a recipe that's got tea in it. In the back of it. Kill it. Magic missile. Not very good with the crossbow. That's your bread and butter right there. No, no, no. She's the glass cannon. She's not glass, they're warm. You can just spend your sorcery points. What do I have with this? You guys rolled me 20 as well. Blow this thing out the water. For what? Because you're not alive at the moment. Blow this thing out the water. Oh, that's great. What do I have to get to be able to do it? I have to get a 1? Yeah. Well, that's not going to happen. Okay, you're good. No wild magic. So I can't do anything? No, you can do your spell still. Whenever you do a spell, you have to roll a d20 to get a 1. What's the 1 do? Wild magic. What's that do? Another effect. If something else happens, and sometimes it's funny, and sometimes it's like, oh, crap. Okay. That's great. She's on mine. 7. That sucks. Even bad shit may happen. No, she's nowhere near as bad. That's him. He's your mic. Yeah, but she actually has... Yeah, but has he ever saved from Mexicans? Mm. You did save some type of a race. What's up? I may squeeze out of them, and then abandon them, because you forced me to go back in time. Oh, damn it. You may not know what it was. Where'd you get me a cup? It's over here. There you go. Where'd you get a cup? She's trying to withstand you. Is it the Mixturve? In the back. What's damage to you? 29 damage. 27. That's it? I'm used to rolling. She's spending these sorcery points this time. Well, you distracted me. It's okay. I've done over 50 damage. That's his turn. Two people with short arms. That was amazing. It's like watching two T-Rexes try to hand something to each other. That's the guy I buy guns from. His name is T-Rex. Do you have short arms? He has small arms. I hit the host off. Thank you for having me. I lost it. It's over. You're mixing strawberry with citrus. It's strawberry. It made her make funny faces. That's because I can't stand the taste of alcohol. But I like being drunk. No, I like being drunk. It's not about enjoying the drinking. It's the being drunk. That's all we're making tonight. I'm at nag 19. I'm dead serious. It's always when you drink is to get drunk. Why else would you drink? It's swallowing. Some people actually enjoy the flavor of it. They drink only so few. You taste it. I forgot why you're at 14. What are you saying? So you two agree on that. Drinking is for getting drunk. I forgot how you came in here at 14. Why does it max? And then I took damage. It's for your stomach. It's for your stomach. Can you revive it? I think it works. I can't take any damage. Nice. 24 more. 24 damage? You should have rolled your max. I've been over 70 damage this thing. Now you're blaming me? Because you died? Yes. You should have rolled all five of your magic missiles. Here's what goes down. You see this this treasure chest creature. If you go ahead and roll a insight. You're probably trying to turn it off right now. Except for me? He's dead. It's temporary. We'll fix our final problem. Free. Inside I got 14. I actually can't figure it out. Somewhere out of your feet. What was the final problem? 14. It's a wreck. Here's what happens. What did you hit with? My axe. You buried your axe deep within it. You took it out. You see it go. You don't have to rate them. I do that. It looks like it's about to blow chunks. Except it explodes. His body goes flying. There are a bunch of other items flying all over the room. That way. What are they? I want to look. Where do they go? In the room by the chest. That's where we are. That's where we've been. We've been here the whole time. I was looking at the chest. I thought that was the chest. The statue. The chest is right here. I didn't see the chest. Just for future reference in that bag there are tiles that are chests. There is a chest here. Oh is there? But it's tiny. That was a tiny mimic. Tell him. So are there any revives? So in there. This isn't purple. We need a phoenix down. There is one revive. I'm going to put it. Can I have my moment? Shut up. You have one revive. You have a mysterious black liquid. As your note taker writing this down I don't see it. Are you writing this down? Chug it. The black thing is the revive. The black thing is black liquid. There is a revive in it. There is another little vial of black liquid. There is a flow liquid. I'm going to trouble my guard over there. These parts smell horrible. It's my fault. It's a couple of days I've eaten hard boiled eggs. I guess one of the few things I can actually have is they have good cholesterol. You brought those horrible eggs. Continue. Okay. Let's smoke it afterwards. It's like what she eats if I were bored. Okay, so what do you got? So far. Liquid or not. We all pay for it. The thing is I had made a habit of eating like three or four boxes a week. Is that liquid? And it provides true beeping. Oh my God. I think it was you. You're dying. She's watching now. Who is? Okay. Shut up, Siri. Hi. Okay, so you got one vial of black liquid. You got a dagger. You got 69 gold. That's not for stars. You can retrieve it. That's why I rolled 69. I asked you how many bodies I looted for gold instead and I only got five. It takes 20 turns. Did you kill something? Okay, I'm using the revive on him. Do we have to? Why would you not want to? Because he's big and dumb. He's stuck his finger in it. I'm going to return. I'm sending him to the test. That won't work fine. Anyway, you are revived. You have one hit point. Yay. I gave him two health potions. Was I dead? Yes. Weird, there was nothing on the other side. Just darkness. You're covered in green. I thought you were looking at me. I was like, why am I? You get 17 back. 17. What did we learn, fleshy thing? That there is no heaven or hell. Before that, don't be sticking. Don't be sticking. Don't be sticking your appendages and strange holes. You always should. I've got to teach you about hooking. I'm going to... Should we do that? There is a door here. Which door do we want to go? I don't know. There's a door here. And I already checked this room. So we're going. I don't get my moment today. What moment? You had your moment? No. What are you talking about? Is there a fairy in the film? Please line the door. Yes. Sorry. It's okay. Let me do the countless. Let me do it. I hope... I'm going to inspect the dagger as well. Jeffrey fell over. He's been drinking. I'm going to investigate. I'm using our comment check. It's not magic. You don't have to say any magic. That's an 18. 18. There's poison on it. Cool. I'm checking for caps. Okay. Or do I not need to? We're walking here? Okay. Go ahead and remove the other side. The other tile. Back. Is there anything in the water? That's what I was going to make sure. You need to go up and look. I'll check the water. The liquid in front of you appears to be clear. And, upon further inspection, looking down, you see something glowing in the green. There it is. Hold on. I take... Let me see what's in it. I take my rope, and I drop it in the water. I have Maychan. I'm just seeing what happens. It burns the rope. That's what I thought. We don't know how far down it is. You can try. Is there a cup nearby? No. I want to try to use Maychan to get it. The moment the Maychan touches the water, it doesn't. It kind of disappears. We've been looking for Maychan. And now what? We've got to look for a lever to try to drain the water. Or whatever this stuff is. Perception? Investigate. 15. I got a 19. What do you got there? Lever. 19. There is no lever. Can't you nullify magic? Is there something you can do? To nullify, or destroy, or anything? Billy, watch your insight. You and Marcona. Obviously it is. You can too. I got an 18. Around the border of the pool, there are rooms engraved in the stone. I got an 18. Water is not magical. Liquid is not magical. Well, I'd show up if the rooms would then pop up. Of course. Let's destroy the rooms. I'm going to take out my great axe and swing down on the rooms. Okay. Break them. I'm standing over here. I'm going with you. I'm going with you. I'm going with you. I'm going with you. It kind of pops back up. That does. I don't know if I should do that. It looks like a Pikmin. What's wrong? This magical great axe is just a great little great axe. Play chatters. I wouldn't let you use mine. Mine's a plus one, but you have another one. Mark it on your sheet. My thing is I dual-wield great axes. You did. Now I have a great axe, a staff, and two hand axes. I walk up with the dagger that's got the poison on it. It's just going to stab down on it. It's just going to sting. Then I start trying to scratch the rooms off. You're dulling the blade. I put it in. You're going to melt them off? Cool. Go for it. Is it going to shoot acid on the rooms? They can't make a duck save though. Roll your wild magic. There's four acid on it. Take cover. Someone do six. Go add anything. There's six. You're still casting. Tell me exactly how you're doing it. I'm just pouring acid on it. She uses her hand when acid comes out. Okay. You don't want to spot and do anything when you're walking around. How are you doing it? Well, it's kind of just a one-shot deal. It's the spell I'm thinking of. That's a splash. A splash? A five-foot. Yeah, it's just a bubble of acid. So it'll get a few of them. They don't burn away. They begin glowing red. I guess you've got to do it over and again. They glow. What's your step-by-foot area? I take a tin cup out of my pack. Is it good again? And try to scoop out some of the water. What? Okay. No. That what? I don't know what happens. We have a tin cup of acid on it. And kind of fall on the tin a bit. What other rooms? Actually, I was going to give it to Billy. Why? Because he's a doofus. He's trying to kill me. What are you doing with him? He's starting to burn. Well, if it's starting to burn, I'm just going to drop it. On the rooms? On the rooms and the acid one. Yes. On the rooms. Alright. I did not say the F word. He almost did that. He caught himself. He caught himself. It was implied. Damn straight. Still looking difficult. Excuse me. I bought it. What area did you drop it in? Those rooms also begin to fall. Why are you lit? I don't know. Why are they? I'm going to stay back. I'm going to stay back here. Okay. I don't know where we're going. I don't know where we're going. Right here. I did it. What? 10 cups disintegrated. I can do one more Acid Splash. That's 6. You do the Acid Splash. There's no damage. You said I would do it for a while. I don't know. I guess we'll do 20 for you. You said 6, right? Where is that? Where is that? Okay. All the rooms are going red. As soon as that happens the Acid actually starts to swirl. Whirlpool. And start to rebound. Oh, I was going to get overflowed. Oh, gosh. I got a floater. And at the very bottom is a is a blowing green orb. Now you can use my hand. I already used the bow. It's a cantrip. I don't have anymore. It's a cantrip. Maybe you can use this as much as you can. Oh. I'm going to use my hand to get it. Okay. You grabbed it. You grabbed it. You grabbed it. Now what? You grabbed it. You grabbed it. We got your toy. You sounded like a child monster. You dropped it in my sack. No, you don't. You're still having it at the bottom of that well when the mage hand. I bring it up. Thank you. She said tight. I didn't hear her. She said bring it up. Is it now in your hand or is it mage hand? Is this not going to hurt me? No. Okay, I'll touch it. Just the point from an XDM. They didn't wipe it off or rinse it or anything. Maybe it's acid. That's kind of the least of the words at the moment. You said it was safe. I said the admiral was safe. You said it wouldn't hurt me. Yes, X. I told you the truth. That's something I wouldn't know. It's a pain in the ass. For the bottom of the well. I hate you. Give him one of your potions so he can heal up. It's a pain in the ass. Me? Do I have any? If I didn't write him on there. He has this need to make references. So probably... Let's say I have a... I hope I can treat him. What are we fighting? If I didn't have him to help. Do I have him? Probably not. I have potions. I gave him another potion. Go for another pain damage. I don't have anything to do with your shoe. I just went to a club and they were made for me. You said we'll not wait. We don't have to do a lot of magic for cantrips. I don't think I can describe this before I throw it at you. The magic in the ass is fun. That's probably wise. Cantrips you don't have for a long time. You told me to do it last time. No it's not. No. Have you guys made a dragon level 2? It's a cantrips. I've learned some before. Oh, okay. How much? Oh yeah, you guys can do this. What is it? Let's fight. You guys can totally take this. What is it? What? No, he was looking at the other side of the of those two pages. I don't have a good memory. I'm just tired. Huh? I don't know. No problem. She's not dead. I feel like Niles, we got your emerald. Come get it. Let us out. We heard something wrong. Let's prepare for fighting. If you were the child, let's wait for a dramatic effect. You don't have to play her again. Looking down, you see something dark coming at you. Up, you look up and it lands. A whale? Is it considered a large creature? Of course the wolf. I don't know what you're talking about. Reaction. Do you crap yourself? No, you're going to spear him. Wait, I thought you had two axes. No, he has one. I'm down to one, but I'm going to spear him. He's going to wrestling the wolf. Spears and wrestling spear. Oh, really? Yes. No, he's not. Here's my reaction I'm going to do. Hopefully I catch him by surprise. You know what? Just let me have this moment. I'm going to give you an advantage. Can I use one of yours? No. Yeah. I don't want to try to build a grappler character. What's those colors? Roll them. Turn up one. It would have been great if they were both ones. Are you a magician? Are you a magician? 22. 22. You hit him. Yeah. What is it? D6? Grapple? I don't know what I'm trying to do. I hate you. Actually, I what? I don't know what. Roll two da plus four. What? 16. It was so like 10 years ago. Me too. And it was a treasure chest. Oh wait, now somebody else appeared on it. Brendan did. What was the amount of you? 16. Did I knock it wrong? Did I knock it wrong? Marie got her sword stuck in the ceiling. It was like a falchion. Yeah. Yeah. She was using a falchion on board a ship. And she said that she chopped on with it. And so when she raised it, it stuck into the ceiling, which was only like four inches above her head. Chopped. And then she couldn't pass the strength check to pull it out. She's dangling off of it. It was awesome. They never looked up. No, they didn't. I always look up. They learned eventually. We didn't have to look up. We didn't get in this whole maze thing. We did not. You haven't. Okay. Now it's a du-ini. We need to use Swedish chef. Swedish chef. Birdie birdie, birdie, birdie, birdie, birdie, birdie, birdie, birdie, birdie, birdie, birdie, birdie, birdie, birdie, birdie. Birdie sure that was the Muppet. Yeah. It's the Swedish chef. Aren't they especially resurrecting with it? Yeah, they did. Baby Muppets. Yeah, Muppet babies. Yeah, that's it. Wasn't as bad as it seems. The original Muppet baby cartoon was awesome. Yeah, it was. What's it for? Okay, belly. I got 18 and 14. 16. Wow. 19. That's the last fight. That's early. Cindy. I'm first. You are first. We're doing magic missile. Plus two. How many more are you? Almost. Almost. So, five. You can do your two to three points as well. So, five people. I'm sure. What else am I supposed to make this one? I don't know. How are they sometimes? Geez. Four what? 12. 12 damage? Ouchie. He's mocking me. I'm not. I was ouchie. Billy. 17. Yes. 14 damage? Yep. You got higher and fluffy bottom? Yeah. Wow. He's still broke. So, you have advantage on attacks. Yes, I do. I'm going to dual wield my hand axes. You only have one. I've got two hand axes. Two great axes. Both use a great axe. Your damage. Fine. I'm swinging with my great axe. Your damage is problem. You just said two. 23 hits. Action surge. I use it. And then I swing with my hand axe. 20 hits. Another 50. Fluffy. Fluffy is going to get a kill and blow. I just know it. Fluffy got a 18, I believe. He hits. And does... He's going to blow. He's going to have to stand out. Man, don't even have a shot. What weapon did he have? Great axe. I take it. He needs it. I deliberately gave him a great axe for 18. I took it. Give it to him. Give it to him. Ed needs it. She's your master. Listen to her. Is it better than mine? Yes, that's why he's giving it to me. It's another great axe or is it the same as mine? The same would be considered his. So it doesn't even have any pluses to it? I don't know. I lost a damn page. My great axe had no pluses or anything. It was just a normal great axe. I'm level one. Nobody should have magical anything. No, it's regular great axe. I like that one. Here. Do you catch it? Yes. Maybe. No. The door over here. The slide's open. We're going up. We're going up. I tap off the minotaur's head. All strength. That's great. Seriously? So I can turn it into a mask later. Hey. That's from a guy who cut off a tree in his head so he can hang it up in his trophies. trophies? trophies. Yes. Because he can't original thought. He has to copy me. The mask is an original thought? He did it first. At one point he was a minotaur. Good God. Your first night I think was... Oh yeah, I forgot. Remember the time you were on the boat and everybody thought you were the bad guy? Yeah, that happened to him. The night the... Focus. The street. Just run your name down. You know focus. I just would like to eventually... Okay. So you go up and eventually end up... out. You're being created by Zion. Bravo! There was a door going here this whole time. That was a show. There was a door going here this whole time. Okay, just walk down this way. No. You're on the other side of where you... where it may have started. So... Now. If you will be so kind. Information first. Information first. Of course. Well... first off you will be... looking for a cave with more source. And that is where you will find your info. The spirit. And now you're going to tell him? Sorry, sorry, sorry. I'm sorry. You would be looking for the cave with more source. However... he stands aside. And there behind him... is... Keza Brack. You jerk. I knew it. The bounty hunter that I originally captured you guys. And it's bringing you to the... Cool, he's standing there? Couple goons. Let's try to attack. 19 hit. Yeah. We double teaming him. I'm straight up attacking this fool. I'm taking him. So... 24... 24 damage. Okay. He falls backwards. Two goons. Come up. 18 hit. One of the guards. Sir Fluffybomb is going after him. Yeah, he's down. If you only get one surprise attack, what are you doing? Sir Fluffybomb. He's taking a tag. Okay, Sir Fluffybomb doesn't get a surprise, it's no longer a surprise. How is it not a surprise? They weren't expecting the dog and me to charge them. At the same time... 10 of attacks. He still fell backwards. One took six. Another goon took six damage dead. Okay, goon is gone. Wow, he wasn't worth very much. What are they? It's all away. Hasn't gone... What's the other guy do? Another guy goes, picks up Giza Brack and tie Tails with the hell out of there. Oh no, we're not letting that happen. Magic missile. I'm arm blasting him. Use it. Yeah, that's all I need. How would you roll? 17 plus 2 is 19. Okay. They let these fools leave. And that is... So funny. Well, I need to turn them into an arena. We don't know this. 11 damage. Okay, we might know this. You know how Skyrim starts off, you're on that cart, and you wield off to your death. But we didn't get wield off to our deaths. We got wield off into slavery. Do you remember in Kingdom of Zavamelar when you start dead? Oh, before that happened, he did let you know that the cave is located east in the sands of Boine. Okay. Is there a vagina-shaped blend? Yeah. Yeah. Knowledge local. It would be like a nature. History. Okay. Where'd you get that? Nothing good. No, 7. 23. Okay, you two would know the sands of Boine. It's a desert that can only be traveled by a sand ship. Hello. What's a sand ship? It's your... It's like a ship that sails on water, but it sails on sand. Fight some little bats. It's the older ship? No, pale. They work for mine. They just need water. We'll trade them water. We're going to need a lot of it. Um... You just, you know, Warforged, violently attacked three people. I know. I commented so violently. Is the one guy still here? Well, all that was going on. So Alice had come to you and what he was up to. You know, he was going to call the bounty hunter and all that, but he goes, play him a bit. Should these all arrive at the way they're supposed to. Here's your cut. Help them out. Not the couples. With what? Getting to the game. Whatever that need. How much is he paying? Okay, here's your cut. What would your normal cut for a job be? For a take or a certain amount per day? Or a down contract. Just give him a ridiculous amount so he can get so much money and buy us stuff. What do you think? We need potions. I don't know, but you guys do. No, you just need to feast off children's souls. He's going with his fantasy of, like, character. He's going with his fantasy of, like, character. Does he like to write his own? What do you order? 46 gold? That'll meet you two weeks. Any more? That's just for me. That's each. Okay, 246 each. Okay. All right. You can share this. Oh, are you texting me? I am. I thought about that. I thought about that. Having you or me join and the other person just follow behind, always instill. I have a pretty high perception. And then just, like, switch out at random times. All right, identical twins. Still, right? Mm-hmm. We'll never know who is who unless what has their hair up. You're not saying it is. Thank you, Michael Jackson. Go to the toilet, Jackson. Yeah, you can tell the difference there. Not really. The toilet was quite a bit bigger. Yeah, body suit. Body suit and heels. It's true. She hasn't been seen since he died. I wonder if my door is flung open yet. I directed her to her bust and her number. What? When I was out, there's probably frozen shut beyond. Oh, it was frozen shut before. That's why it's broken. You haven't fixed it? No. I think so. Does it happen to my car all the time? You just have to manually set? The thing inside. Okay. I can't remember what it's called. But basically what happens is... Sorry, people. I'm looking to see how long we've been running. It doesn't. Three hours and 27 minutes. I'm trying to shut it. Yep. No, we didn't. We only played two hours. This is the longest we've played. We were actually playing. We got some water in front of it. What happened? I don't know why he said now. No, we were. We're not now. We're waiting for John. Did you notate all of that? Yes, I did. We don't have to revive anyone. No. Let me drink. You've witnessed all of this. You're right. We should have saved her. Told you. Like I said, two weeks. End of two weeks unless somebody pays us. We're gone. Are you going to attach to us? Can you say it anyway? Have a letter. Random courier runs up. Would that have us closed? Or somebody had too many mods going. Reseptic swing. You're here for two weeks. There goes past that. He'll pay you more. I'll keep track. For however long. What exactly is their goal? This is your goal. That and just being generally helpful. I feel like we should be more specific in the contract as what is defined as whatever, but whatever. You're going to need somebody to kill me at some point. So you can make it dramatic. We can help you. I mean, that's the way to help you. Okay. I have the sudden urge to ask him, if one of them asks us to kill them, will we in trouble for that? Maybe with her. Maybe not with him. And Sir Fluffy Bottom probably doesn't like me now after all the Chinese jokes. Do you just understand you? I don't. He understands me. I look at him when I mention Chinese food. He's probably answers to Chinese food. He's probably like food? Yeah, he hears food. You see what happened last time we tried to take his food. He bits her in. Yeah, I kept trying. What's the last thing? He doesn't know what you've been his like. What about the mimic? The point here. I just want to point out they didn't really ask for any help. We can follow them if you want to. They don't want us. Introduce yourselves. It's like a really shitty kindergarten class. What would be good for you? Socialize? Oh, so that's part of the job. What is? You don't need to know. They're trying to listen to our conversation. No, she is. Learners talking. I'm like, if we don't have the beer, I'm leaving. I think this conversation occurred in when I was attacking. Yeah, this happened when you were down here. Oh, it did. While we were up in the observatory. But now that they're out. Well then, if you could have told me that when I saw them attack Deuter Man, I would have fucking stabbed him. That would have got me in. Well, he could have gone down. Backtracking. You're still running away. I stabbed him as he goes by. He comes around the corner and gets a knife in the throat. Yeah, pretty much. It's shaking. You see this. Hey, he's shaking in the throat. The Garter Cusablanca. Cusablanca. He's dead. He was dead. He was taken away. He could have the two goons, his bodyguards, whatever. Good job. I had to help. I hated that asshole. Me too. He's a jerk. I'm searching his body. What happened to the Halloween? None. I thought he had bodyguards. He had a lap and hit a long sword. Ah, okay, about that crap. I just walked along. One of those... There was a tear sword. That was just like 22 goons. And three copper. I gave you the gold. My sister had been waiting a long time to get him. How much gold? Was it 22? 22. Yeah, he's a jerk. I didn't like him. He hit my dog. You must really like your dog. He's a knight. He might have done that to my dog. This is my sister. This is Sir Fluffy Bottom. He likes me, people. Just don't touch his food. I thought you almost butt-stab me. Probably not. So... Why did you guys go through all that? Because he wanted the gym, so we gave him the gym. In return for knowledge, which he didn't give us much of. We got enough. We go east. We take China land. We did a lot for a little bit of Orient. Hey, the oligest power, so... Where are you guys headed? We're going to the bloodsands. What? We're going east across the Sands of Blood. Oh, the Sands of Blood. Hey, you're going to need a ship for that. Well, I know. I can just walk. It'll bother me none. No, you can't walk. Well, you stink. Is that Fluffy's hand? We know a place. Are you honest? Yes. We've been stabbed in the back a lot. I always told the truth. Is that the truth? What? Do I need to roll an insight? Is that the truth? I'll roll an insight. Because we've been stabbed in the back a lot. I mean, you could probably assume that she was lying when I asked that and her sister fucked out laughing. What'd you get? 23 for deception. And I got insight, which is... Dang, we tied. That sucks. Little tiebreaker. What was it? Favorite of the defense. We have... He's trying to figure out if I'm lying about saying that I always told the truth. No, I know that. She'll always rest even more in spite of all your favorite of the defense. Which one's defending? Me. I'm telling the truth? Okay. Or as you can tell. She's... She's... She's off her meds. We have to get him some health potions because he's squishy. It doesn't look squishy. He is. He's very squishy. Dive twice. A minute ate him. I saw that. You were watching us? Now, if you look down over the railing, you see the entire maze. It was just one road the whole way through, wasn't it? No. But it did change as you walked. Were we in Pan's Labyrinth? Gotta hope not. No, I hope not. If you were in Pan's Labyrinth, you probably would have survived. Okay, could you take us to where... We're kind of... We were kind of headed that way anyway. Cool. Anybody we find... Sends a blood. Anybody we find you can have part of it because I don't need it, but she likes shiny rounds. So... I'm partial to shiny. They say we can half have. I was asking God what he wants. What? Who's texting God? No one's texting Nere. You're not God. How do you know? You're too furry. How far away is the Sands of Blood? I just asked that. We should know that. Yeah, we should know that. It's... From here, it'd probably be your day's travels. I don't know how you get that. I just have it. You're probably looking closer towards a week. If you take a horse or... I don't like that. Do they have... Do you guys have transportation? No. I thought we were taking the boat. We have to get to the boat. It's like about three or four days travel on horseback. Okay. I can't ride a horse. Covered? Why not? I'm too heavy. They're horses they can carry. Are you a large creature? I'm over a thousand pounds. I'm a warforged. They were that heavy. I'm a warforged juggernaut. Yes, I am that heavy. Juggernaut. Same. They're a thousand plus pounds. I thought they were large creatures. That's why he's huge. So you are a large creature? Yes. I'm not considered a large creature. I'm considered a medium creature. Are you at the far end of medium? Yes. That creates a problem. I'm very heavy. Can we just drive him behind the boat? I'm sure we can put him in a boat. Most sand gifts are more sand canoes. I just can't ride a horse. I don't think we have enough money to hire a ship. We can probably passage on one. Maybe we can hire one outright. Anyway, that creates certain problems. Okay. Yeah. We're gonna handle. Okay. Well then, I guess we'll ride and you'll catch up. Get him to lose some weight. Can we put some wheels on him? Let's go. We have to get you a cart. Why? I just like the idea of welding wheels to a speed. So you can keep up. I like the idea of him bending over and me using a drill. No. He has this weird fascination with drills and me. I think he likes you. Yeah, I'm pretty sure that's a fetish. Whatever you're into. I don't understand it. It's weird. I've heard of it. Okay. So we'd probably get a cart for him. Okay. Or sled. I was thinking a sled. Yeah, sort of fluffy bog can carry, pull me. Why is it a tough dog? There's no way. No, it's gonna pull a thousand pounds. He's a medium creature. No. You're not really distancing. I'm not sure how you're a medium size creature. I'm with a far spectrum into the spectrum. It's also a density thing. It's a highly dense material. You should understand this. You're just below the criteria of being considered normal person. He has made all the metal. Yeah. Look. He's insulting you. I guess they, I don't know enough about five, but I remember in four Juggernaut 20 was playable. You couldn't play a Juggernaut. What are your points? Max. You're fully healed. Pass your sheet. He's gonna rip it and I'll do it. Don't do it. That's just mean, dude. Yeah. We're never sneaky anywhere. No, actually I am sneaky. Plus four. There you go. Figure out how this works. Mechanically. I have a vantage in stealth checks. I still liked the idea for that one. Is there anything your character can't do? Yeah. Religion. Thank goodness. I can't intimidate. I can't intimidate. He has no points in stealth, no points in intimidate. So he goes sneaking and when you get caught he'd be like, you do not see Kronk and continue on and they'd be so intimidated that they'd put their numbers on him. I don't, I can't heal. I can't investigate. I don't know religion. I can't steal. I'm not acrobatic. I'm just trying to figure out how something that weighs a thousand pounds can be stealthy. Because the floor is going to shake I have soft feet. No. Well when you're a thousand pounds if you step on a wooden floor it's going to creak. I'm going to go through a wooden floor. See, it creates logistical problems. If we have to go in somewhere you can't come in. Second floor. So as a rule I'm lowering your... Okay, to what? 500? Yeah, I'll say half. If that's going to be way too big a problem. I mean it's the biggest problem. If I would have known that ahead of time I would have said no. He's a solid note. You're just looking right now. Okay. I'll change it to a five. It's still a horse that you can carry. Yeah. We're a horse mate. But not for a long distance. So cart's better. Slide. The horse can pull a sled. I know, but he was saying he's going to have his dog pull it. I was like, why don't you do that to your dog when you can get a horse? A horse is going to be a little bit longer, faster. I like puppies. Okay, so... Are we done here? It's a team of thrushes. I'm looking kind of at them and at what's his name. Well... Zylus. He just left. He just turned around and walked out. We were doing the whole confrontation with the bounty hunter together. He looked it. Are we in a city? You are. You are in a big city. Okay. It's called Blood Hall. It's called Blood Hall. But it's the biggest water deep. Almost half the size. It's more the size of Baldur's Gate. Baldur's Gate, yeah. Baldur's Gate. It's not water deep. Water deep is still the biggest city. That's a massive city. It's almost a country. Yeah. Okay, when I pull out the water deep board that is when you're only in water deep. I will do that when then it comes up. So first thing we need to do is get splashed for the journey because you guys don't crack you have shit. I'm good. Well, I imagine you probably don't eat or sleep or do any normal stuff. I sleep. I have to recharge for 4 hours. But other squishy things we need wine, cheese bed rolls and horses. My idea was for they're in attacks that she could hide in me and then pop her hand out and then go back into me. But she doesn't need to do that. Fair enough. So I guess I am me and this is my sister. I'm Lucosta, this is Lucretia. I am us. Oh, yeah. I'm Cora. Is that with a Q or a K? Okay, so your name is not Big Dummy. I know. I don't know. It seems we're enormous dummy. Ah! See, I told you. Fair enough. He's making them. What kind of terrible people do you have for parents? I don't know. Horses and some carts? Did you guys at the front gate? My name was I was a commander. I was Unit 7. So since I'm not in service of the military anymore I'm still in Unit 7. I'm still in Unit 7. I'm still in Unit 7. I like us. Yeah. You can call me us if you want. But that's when you're confusing the conversation. You can call them whatever it's fine. Seven works better. Because, you know, if we're in the middle of a fight and I call out, hey, us. That's what your name was Unit 7. Yeah. Then why are you saying it's us? Because it's abbreviated just like normal dummy. You can call him a normal dummy. I'm just going to call him 7 and I'm going to call him it. You're Cora. First push them together. Like the legend of Cora. And the dog is... Like the legend of Cora. He has been... It's the sequel to The Last Airfender. Hey, what book would you like to be in? DM's Guide. Okay, so we'll go pick up some horses and a cart. If you guys want to go pick up some supplies and camping and whatnot. Okay. You need to go get potions. It revives. Ask some howlers there. It revives AT. Well, we need some. Obviously. Can I buy an ATM? Can we learn fly? That would be awesome. Actually, she can. So... Okay. I'll let the DM do what he said. Don't know. Don't know. We need to pick up a lot of gear. Just horses. Horses, cart, camping supplies, food, peeling potions. I have a... Where's my... More than we have. $10,000. I don't think we're good enough to steal one. Where are my items? You need to write down a line. I have an explorer's pack. I mean, like, our group guide. So, I got... He's already designated note-takers. We should probably have him. Where's my pencil, Joe? I don't know. I don't know. There you are. Where do my items go? It doesn't say where the hell they are. I didn't write anything down. No, there's also another one on the right side. Where? It's a little safe. I don't know. I'm not fighting a revise. It's a spell. That's why. What do you know what the damn thing's doing? It's a spell. It's usually one diamond. Which is a thousand day pieces. That's what it costs. We're not buying any revives. Nope. Don't die. So, we... Me and John have it. How much are potions? For the player's handbook. Billy, you had the player's handbook? Yes. Potions. 100 gold. No, 50 gold. It's 50 gold for a potion of healing. At this point, we've split up into the city. For 25. At this point, you may level up to 30. What are you doing? Level up to 30. I'll give them a word of the same. Can you represent it for a milestone? I can. I can. Level 3. Dragon. You don't get anything special. You're an ancestry. You get Night of Magic, though. What's that? Okay. So, you can either do Careful Spell, Distance Spell, Empower, Extend, Heighten, and Fade. Settle. We're going to pick out a spell. Let's look in your potions. Game. 2. 2. How much do you need? 2 long boxes. Long full of comments. 400 dollars. 3 dollars a book. Okay. So, while I'm waiting on a book. You're getting ready to fucking see me. You got your book, babe. What about it? Let him use it. Oh, yeah. Sorry. Be careful. Mind book. Which pisses me off because it's a $50 fucking book. Three pages. Really kind of loose. I wish it was all in the case. You're out. Yeah, I guess quick end and twin. What do you want? Quick end and twin. What's twin end? You cast two spells at the same time. So, quick end and... Yeah. It's like two. Do I say that word? No. He's miscounting. No. It's not like it actually matters. No. Yes. I did some looking and you just did absolutely nothing about it. And that's all I do, right? Yep. Did I say quick enough in book? I don't remember. Oh, who cares? Marshall Arch type. I'll do that later. There's another Arch type that I want. That's not here. I'm going to take my Marshall Arch type later. I'm going to take my Marshall Arch type later because it's on my phone and I want to know what it's on there. I know. In that one game. Oh, wow. I'm getting a lot. I think we're at four hours now. Yeah. Oh, I'll look. We're pretty close to it. I'm going to say. I'm going to say. I'm going to change it. I'm going to change it. I'm going to say it. I'm going to say it. I'm just going to say it live. Okay. 352. 352. Let's see what spells we'll have to get out. Well, if everybody's okay, stop, it's really easy. That's fine. We got it. Introduced finally. So they are ready to go. There's some more spells. 3 hours 40 minutes 4? 4 first level That's all I had? Yeah, 4 first level and 2 second level I haven't made it to the 3 You got a way? 4 first and 2 second level It's not truly a character she's got to be on I'll do my arch type later I think I'll keep to the 3 So, are we done for the night then? Yes Well everybody, thank you for tuning in and staying with us through everything It was a blast Well, pause for the coffee Make sure to hit the like button Subscribe Comment below please Tell us what you like and don't like Tell us what you think is funny in that front If you're insulting Who cares, tell us anyway Yes, comments help They really do I'm extremely tired Really a lot of people He's over here falling asleep Well, he's only been working What, 3 weeks? More than that What was that about? 2 months He got his first job So, he doesn't know how to deal with being an adult He's really dumb, I hate it Adulting is hard It's the hardest game in the world I don't like adulting I want it to be more like Grand Theft Auto At least it's easy Thank you for watching and tuning in next week where we continue to work through the DM And to the Sands of Blood Sands of Blood That is why we don't know what I'm doing I need more of the game Maybe he's here bringing worse