 Look you guys, I'm matching. Look, I'm, I'm, I'm matching. Wait, hold up, wait, we're, we're matching. We're literally the same guy. Although I think my skin might be a little bit darker than his right now. Just cause I've been out in the sun. I need to stop, that's not funny anymore. Ah! Wheel! Oh! Wheel of, I'm actually a god. Yeah. Everybody, I know it. As you were watching last game, episode five of season three and you saw Popple Meigs in a close game, you thought for sure I was gonna reggie Miller that puppy. Well, guess what? You see my veins there, buddy? Do you see my veins? Wait, do you see those veins bud? You know what they're filled with? Bud ice. I see my veins! Five in one, are you kidding me? Are you actually, are you being serious? Are you actually joking? Are you being serious? I see comments saying, Oh, MMG plays the worst 2K players in the world. No! Actually, oh, maybe. Actually, now that I think about it. How does it work? Does anybody know how 2K matchmaking works? Cause I feel like Madden matchmaking, you just get shit on no matter what. They'll either throw you against like an actual four year old who's just like mashing all the buttons at once, can barely walk, or they'll throw you against the sweatiest neck beard you've ever seen in your whole life and that guy won't even let you breathe. 2K seems kind of fair to me. Is it skill based matchmaking? It's gotta be. I mean, I hope none of you are coming here thinking you're gonna get the most high level game play in the world. Let's just say that. Sheeeew! Let's take a gander at the cheat sheet, shall we? So, 10 times rando numbers probably not gonna happen, boys. I think I'll squeak one more out. Vlogging at Tinder Day. You guys wanted that one so bad, but I'm clapping too many cheeks for it to be possible. I don't, I mean, it is possible, but I doubt it. Seven to five, the scariest one on this puppy. No shading for a month? No, thank you, bro. Like, I mean, I just, eight and four, a two minute equality speech. You know what? I might get my brand deals back after that. So maybe I have to land on that one. Nine and three, an essay you telling me how handsome I am? I would love for you to hand me some of your juicy milkers. Ten and two, you get-wracked kid. I just, I mean, I'm safe. I can pull whatever I want there. 11 and one, you must ligma and or sigma. Me and your mom having babies will have to wait until Christmas time. I don't know what I'm saying anymore. My life is a lie. I need stability. I need bella, bad. Boys, summer is here. I know you wanna unveil your super jacked beach bod, but you will need some help. And the sponsor of today's video, Manscaped, has got you covered. They just launched their fourth generation performance package. It's got this beast, the Lawn Mower 4.0. 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Please, I can hear you one more time. I'm dialed in. Thank you, let's get it baby. Will's my time. All right, we're spinning. If I can finesse myself a backup power forward out of this, I will be cash money militia graveyard. Graveyard, graveyard. Guess what happens when I get graveyard, baby? You guys have watched Will and Mutt, which I think most of you probably have. You'll know exactly what graveyard is. I can take one player from any previous wheel of 2K season. You should 1,000% know who I'm going to get right now. There's no question I'm getting invincible Dirk Nowitzki. 92,000 MT for my favorite player of all time, Dirk Nowitzki. I'm gonna take Duncan, replace him with Dirk. I'm so glad to see you back. Usually I would say I don't like to bring back players that I've used before a lot, but this is my only exception. The only time I'll make this exception. Look at my starting lineup, look at all the invincibles. The only invincible I don't have is Hakim Olajuwon. So I need an invincible center. All right, the challenge wheel is spinning right now. Now that Dirk is in, I would not... Oh, shit. I would not mind scoring points with my new player. What is it? What is it? What is it? He'll probably get a double-double without even trying. You know, I won't even hardly go for it, bro. It's just gonna happen. Five and one, and literally just one loss. Feeling so good right now. We've got a double-double with our newest player. It's exactly the challenge I was looking for. Asking shall receive, I guess. What's your team looking like? My man, nine invincibles on the squad. The Phoenix Feminists. And it's so good to see you back, baby. Dirk. And he's pulling up shot meter three. And his three-letter abbreviation is GGs. This could be bad. Ooh, look at AI. Let's go. It's a new starter, baby. AI, don't do your silly right now, bro. We gotta go score. Howard! Still a go. Still a go, dude. He's so good. Okay, Chris Paul. Gotta stay on. We gotta clamp here, Isaiah. Let's go, great defense. No way. Dirk just making his way down to the paint. And oh, he got bodied by Magic Johnson. I can't believe it. Wow, Dirk's first shot on the new team is a brick. Okay, Chris Paul, another one. The double-double with Dirk is gonna be hard. I'm not worried about the points, but I'm gonna try and do it with rebounds instead of assists. And I kinda just gotta hope that he does it, you know? Isaiah Thomas. One second between the shot and game clock. Gonna go with the screen. He goes over. All right, we're not gonna take that. Yup, space to get to the corner, Isaiah Thomas. Just barely. Yup, get that, put it on, it's sick. Oh my goodness, it's 10 to 10. This is a really tough game, but we can still win this. Ooh, good move, Hakeem. And a big foul there from LeBron. You know, nobody's ever fouled out. I've never fouled anybody out. I have never seen it. Oh, good pump faked away. LeBron bullies his way into the paint and gets that shit swatted. Scotty Pimpin, that's why you're a starter, big guy. You wanna bucket now too? See if we can get a bucket on LeBron after all that. Yup, fake it. And just go in, baby. Go in, Pimpin. Lajuan on LeBron. Ooh, great move, what a step through. But all right, 18 to 18, this is such a good game. Okay, okay. Oh, step back, Yannis. That's Chris Paul on Yannis, bro. If he sees that, I'm in trouble. Yup, we needed that turnover. Oh, Dwight, why don't- No way you're, no you're not. Oh, he's making adjustments, that's all. Ah, it's a two. Yup, yup, yup. Tim Duncan, oh my goodness. Duncan is nuts in your mouth on that poster. I wish that was me. Whoa, Chris Paul, being a liability. But you know what, I guess he missed it. So maybe it was a galaxy brain play. Wetwards to the wreck, good pump. Oh, that was a horrible shot. I'm honestly okay with that. Yup, Chris Paul, got it. Oh, oh, the full court. One more, good pump. Let's hold, let's hold for last. Fake off it, get to the lane. Chris Paul. Oh, give me a double. I need the double here. Good thing, Paul George, you're my child. You're literally my son, 30 to 24. 30 to 24, and he does it. Through the full court presses, cheese, bro. Ooh, that's deep, Dirk, I don't know about that. I haven't done much of anything with Dirk, bro. I'm too used to the Dwight Howard sauce now. Ooh, big one, AI greets the goat squad. All right, it's corner, drills it. We love corner threes. Best three-point shooting games. He's got this wide open man down here, and he goes, play ball game two. Yo, let's try and get Pip in a bucket so he's not cold anymore, yeah? Oh, easy. Oh, oh my God, D-Rose. Just get this last shot. That was such a good third quarter. We just gotta keep it up in the fourth. Chris Paul, deep. Oh, no, he jumped. He jumps every time. He's gonna jump there too in a large bottle slam. That's honestly an open three. Oh, damn. Hope I don't dig myself in a hole by shooting threes. Oh, get there, Dwight. One more. One more, I need you, baby! Tim, don't get, I just turned the ball over while I was off taking a piss. Dirk, right now, let's give him a two ball. How to break a two-three zone. Give the ball to Dwight Howard, go to the hoop. I saw the end one late, that's why I got hype. Bring it, just go to the rack. I love you, Dirk, I believe. Hey, we gotta agree, new guys. Dude, Dirk literally doesn't wanna be on the team. He has no interest in being on the team, and he drills that. I think, Cheeks, there's no other way to describe it. We're all out of contracts, who cares? Doesn't matter to me. But Dirk is in low key, Dirk, I'm sorry. Tim Duncan's gotta stay the starter. I love this team. I love this team so much, dude. I'm so obsessed with this team. I don't even know how I'm gonna upgrade it in the next episode, but six to one. I love you boys, thanks guys, as always, peace out.