 Okay, Gabrielle's Grill & Bar, Banana's Comedy Club Holiday in Route 17 South in Hasbro, Kaisen Jersey. This is shooting the shit. It's only Monday, unfortunately. Shooting the shit. Another unplanned, unscripted, unrehearsed, whatever, headed for Gabrielle's Grill & Bar. Okay, and we'll see what happens. I don't plan any of this stuff out. It's kind of like what Jackie Gleason did with the honeymooners. All right, now enter. You never know who you're gonna meet because people from all over the United States and all over the world come here. They stay at this Holiday Inn to save money on New York City, Manhattan hotels. They save a good deal of money, and also there's a shuttle bus that takes them to the, what do you call, the bus stop that runs into the city every 20 minutes or so back and forth, and they take them to our very large shopping mall in Paramus, New Jersey, the Garden State Plaza, and they have a great service here. All right. Okay, here we go. Entering. Entering Gabrielle's is Gabrielle's. Yeah, with all these fountains, even the small ones they sell for the home, you have to keep the motor wet. Otherwise the motor literally burns out the pump. Yeah, like if you see like a real interesting home fountain for 20 bucks, let's say, or less, and you get it, just make sure you keep it full because you can't let that motor dry out. Well, if you can't, if you don't have the lighting for houseplants, you can probably, yeah, like the bamboos that they put, yeah, because they like it dark. They're actually Draxinnias and they like it. They could, the dimmer the apartment, the better they do. As soon as they're in front of a bright light, they turn yellow and die. Like what? They're like the Vampirish. One time I had a black jewel orchid from Indonesia. I didn't know that it had to be kept very dark, like very dim, super dim. I just had like a daylight ball from LED light and the thing was dying on me. No, it doesn't want it. This black jewel orchid had like a velvety blackish purple, like purple leaves and had tiny little pinkish white flowers and it wasn't the kind of orchid, like a felinopsis that clings to a tree. You know, it's terrestrial. It goes in the ground, right? So all of a sudden it was dying. It was burning out from like minimal light and then I found I learned that they got to be kept dark. That's weird though. I didn't have it in front of a window or a sun. I don't think anybody understands. There's nothing I want more than to see you under here. I said that's all I wanted. I was born to come in this world but you put up a hat. You got swampy. That's cool. Huh? Hi, how are you? You know, it'd be great if they built a Popeye's on the other side of the Holiday Inn because it's like not even so such great qualities. It's not even like fast food. It's like everything about it. You got a KFC over there. Yeah, what is it? What is it? They ever have like chicken pot pies here? You know, the deep dish? You know, the meat pie? I know. I was there last night. We never had it. I was there last night. Waitress was Mexican. She had dimples and everything. Primo. And the crossness. And the crossness. It's a waitress. The city hall told me there's wild turkey and coyotes in my town. I haven't seen them yet. Right over here. And they're dangerous steps. It's true. My brother-in-law's house is about 10, 15 minutes away. Deer comes right in his front lawn now. Wild turkeys are cool. They're funny. Can they make that funny sound? They kind of make like a hit. Well, geese will chase you. We have tons of Canadian geese that decided to stay in my town. Taxi place. It was just funny. Bird out from grass. Two of these from the elevator. I wonder if we're wealthy older friends. There's an elevator. Oh, man. So they're going to stop at the door. They're going to kiss all the stops. It's a pigeon. Squab. It's a funny name for roast pigeon. I had quail. You ever have roasted quail? No, I have dove. I thought you were going to bring more. A crawfish. I thought you were going to bring more of your soul. You got it? You got it? Where? Not especially after the holiday. This crawfish in the north, they're big. What? Oh, no zebra mussel. I saw photos of crawfish from all over the world. And it's a huge family. Yeah. Big claws, too. You know, all the traps are based on the same science of two funnels going inward. And these creatures somehow, they have no problem getting into it to get to the bait. But they can't turn around and come out the other way. Yeah, they can't get out. There's something about their senses. They just cannot go out the opposite way from a funnel. Yeah, it's like a pitcher plant when a mouse or a frog slips into the pitcher plant. What's your score? From wine? Yeah, I put red wine vinegar. Oh, really? Oh, red wine vinegar. You know, slugs love beer. Like if somebody has slugs in the garden and you put like a shallow container of beer. Slugs in the garden. No, they go in and they drown. They love the beer, but then they sort of drown. Yeah, but Billy, Australia's got exotic slugs that are like fuchsia or magenta pink. And then... And Northern Europe has bright red ones. I'd love to cap the breed, though. Bright red slugs. I don't know. Sell them on Craigslist. Slug Ranch. I'll call it exotic slug. James' exotic slug slug ranch. They're redder than those straws. They're slugs for sale. Louisville slugger. Oh, the Newts. Oh, those are the Asian fire-bellied Newts. You know, they shimmy up the corner of the aquarium. But you know where I found mine? In the bathroom where all the moisture was going in the corner. The same spot every time they used to escape. I knew exactly where to find it. Slug Ranch. You know, that's very big. That's fascinating. They're really big. Yeah, but they're like multi-colored slugs. Slug chowder. That's right. I can picture him telling somebody, but today is slug chowder. Slug chowder. They're doing the kind of comics eight years ago, dancing in sluggo. They're kind of like okra, actually, slugs. They're slimy. Like okra. Okra Winfrey. Okra, if she had a daughter, she'd name her daughter okra instead of okra. I hope her doesn't have sex. Yeah, you're right about that. Oh, all those gifts that she used to give away. She makes it look like she's giving away. She brags about when she gives gifts away, but she's not really, the sponsors put those gifts up. She makes it look like she's giving it out of her pocket. I saw the mansion she had on the beach in Palm Beach, Florida. I saw the size of it. They were telling me, that's Oprah's beach side mansion but her own beach. Wait, there's an olive there that you're trying to get at? You got to get some kind of harpoon. Well, you know how great the olives tasted of martini. The vodka martini. It's because they're fermented in vinegar. It's a certain semi-fermentation, I guess. I like crunchy pickles and I don't like the supermarket pickles. I don't like those. Or dill. Or both. That's how it's called. I'm real big. What's that called? Giant stuff. Ah, the twigs. The twigs. Yeah, it's a, you're a top audience. Oh. This Middle Eastern market called Sahara, that's over here where I get the shwarmas and the gyros and the kibays. He's got olives from all over the world all lined up. 3.99 a pound, he says you can mix them if you want. He was talking about it. They have big... You know, the boulevard where the 163 bus takes the tourists to the city right up the hill to the next street over for the boulevard. If you go the opposite way, it's right next to the crow's nest and a carvel ice cream it's called Sahara. Oh, I was telling her about the crab cake. Yeah, the Mediterranean extra virgin olive oil. What's that? Oh, they are twigs? They are twigs. Oh. And around the crab cake, my sister had fresh sauteed spinach and garlic and olive oil around the Maryland crab cake like in a circle. It was like, it was like stir fried it. Yeah, it had it all around the olive oil and garlic in with the fresh spinach and you know, it was done No, no, no, the Maryland crab cake at the crow's nest. Yeah, around the outer perimeter. Portable. Oh, you saw the Sonora Desert? New Mexico is New Mexico is Yeah, give it a time. Did you go hiking in the Sonora Desert in Arizona? Oh, wow. Tucson. Tucson is a they got blue corn enchiladas and tacos and they have this dark corn, dark blue corn. It's like cobalt blue or midnight blue. That's the actual color of the corn. They have that in tortillas too. Yeah, exactly. No, it has a little bit better flavor. Yeah, chips, tortillas, all that whole blue corn. When I'm feeling sound like Elmer Fudd almost They're weak white, I think wasco, we were schooly, gray rabbits. I got plenty of rabbits running around my house. I don't know, the hawks disappeared and the rabbits came back. Yeah, the red tail hawks used to nest across the street schooly, wasco-y, but you know in the desert, the road runners did not go beat-beat at all. I mean, I saw them. They do? Yes, they do. And they do shop at I think. Oh. Yeah, but he used to he used to drop an anvil sound. But the coyote never got a concussion. All the anvils that were dropped on his head. I mean, you know, he never got a concussion. You never got No, yes, he did. These little stars he never saw a doctor though. Yeah, he had they had stars or birds tweeting above the head. Tweety. I toyed to a putty-tat. I'll say this, son. I ain't no chicken hawk. I go on a lake. I I I I I I I I I I I I I I I I I I I I I I I I I I I I I I I I I I I I I I I I I I I I I I I I I I I I I I I I I I I I I I I I I I I I I I I I I I I I I I I I