 And the last was 101patch, they added a thing called boss rematches of every arc one boss, and let's just say, we found a way to defeat Malistir without casting any hits. She apparently will just randomly cast a full HP sacrifice and give Malistir a plus 100 death balance blade. Wait, does that mean it does her full HP? Like it kills her? Or does it kill Malistir fully? Like which way does that work? Dylan, do you know? As soon as Sylvia is dead, he will start killing himself though. It's true, it's true. If Sylvia is dead at the start of the round, if pass turn 2 and every 3 rounds after, Malistir takes a quarter of his max HP and casts an AoE mana burn which takes away 4 pips and 1 shit at a pip. So he kills himself. He's like, I cannot live anymore. No, he also randomly resummons her because, you know, that kills her and gives him the blade. So basically we're just waiting for her to do that. Why fight them when they can kill themselves? Is that what it is? It's random though. Well I will heal, because there's no healing cheats. If we can live, I think that that, yeah. I feel like if we can live, that would be the funniest way to do it. Yeah. Okay, I'm gonna pack my races. Let's do it, let's, let's only, let's not, let, no hits, no hits, no hits. Well, let's find out how it goes on this time. Today's episode of Heels. Whoops. If this happens, and I really hope that she kills herself quickly. That sounds so bad, but like, you know what I mean. Sounds terrible, but you know what I mean. Guys, I don't mean any malicious content, but like, what are your intentions? Content. What are your intentions with my Sylvia? You guys know what my intentions with Sylvia are. I would treat, I would treat her better, honestly. I'm a better death wizard, I deserve her. You don't want, you don't want E-Boy Malice there as your boyfriend? No, would you? Probably not. Exactly, you know. It's not really my type. But it could be a lot worse, I think. Wow, zero. I'm immune to myself. Here we go. Guys, we've done it! We've won the game! Oh my gosh. Guys, everyone's saying that this fight is so hard. I don't see the problem here. He did try to like, destroy the entire universe just because his wife caught a cold and died. So I mean, I kind of admire that. But at the end of the day, if your wife is just going to get a cold and die, you know, maybe that's a sign. I know, but if I had a husband and I caught a cold and died and he didn't like, decide to become a doctor to try and cure the cold, and then also destroy the universe, I'd be really upset. Yeah, but he didn't become a doctor. I know, but we're talking about reality, okay? This is a guy whose skin is purple and his nails are painted. Guys can have painted nails too, okay? No, I love that. There's nothing wrong with that Aurora. I wish more people painted their nails, actually. Oh, here we go. Here's some destroying himself. Lovely. Well, we've done it! Guys, we've cracked the code! You guys said Malastir was hard. This is the easiest one. This is easier than Miao Yachty. We don't even have to do anything. That's how unstable their relationship was. They just destroyed themselves. We're dying! I'm about to die here. Oh my gosh, if I die, that would be so awkward. How can you fathom the pain of our parting? I can't fathom. Honestly, I just cannot. I simply cannot fathom. And there she's back. And she's back again. That's okay though, dude. That's okay. And we're done. We just need to wait for her to kill again. No! All of our hard work! Oh my gosh! Dude, she's just unraveling all of our hard work. Oh my gosh, we've worked so hard for this fight. And she's just unraveling it all at once. How dare she? It would have been so satisfying to have him die in like four exactly. I know. Now we have to wait extra time. An extra one. Yeah. But again, we could be here for a while until Sylvia destroys herself again. Just kidding. I say that every time and she destroys herself. She just knows what I'm thinking. She's like, Brent, don't worry. I got you. Oh, he's... Thank you. Thank you, man. Thank you. Appreciate you. Like, did they realize what they were doing? Because the other thing that you could do as well, like, Juju? Holy frick, Juju is so OP. It's a free. It's basically a free minus 94, then. Oh, she's already coming back. Yikes. That was quick. He was right when he said, Death can't part us for long, you know? He was right about that. So also, I've been losing pips like crazy recently, so, you know. Can't really do too much. Yeah, they just run away. They just run away. I don't know, man. I don't know. I don't know where they go. I don't know where they go. Dude, if RNG was good in this thing... Wow. I was going to say, we could have been done so much quicker if RNG was good, but I'm not even going to speak. Like, you know, I feel like we're doing well. I feel like this is not too bad, okay? It could be a lot worse. She was around for two rounds. Two rounds! And she's like, I'm sorry, I can't hold on. Just let me go. Let me go already. Malistair probably has such the bare abandonment issue. I guess. Does it like speed up? Does it speed up? Like, the more that he summons? Does it just like go more and more? Yeah, it's like a couple that puts even Twilight to shame. Oh my God, wait. I've been watching the Twilight movies recently. They're like 10,000 out of 10 recommend to watch, especially if you're drunk. They're the funniest movies I've ever seen in my entire life. I'm trying my darndest to support my wife and my kids. Unlike Sylvia, who just cannot hold on anymore. My kid's name is Waffles. Waffles is my child. My child Waffles. He's dead! We did it! We did it! We killed him without even hitting! Oh my gosh, what a weakling! He couldn't even survive! His wife dies and he's like, no! I'm sorry, I can't go on! Chat, here you have it. First ever Malistair without any hits. We did it. I don't think anybody's ever done this before, but we've done it. We've done it here. It's been out for like a day. This is a world first. We have the world record time of, I don't know how long, but we've done it. Malistair without hitting. Honestly, this fight is worth it. I would fight this dude again, just for that strategy.