 It's been said, I haven't even said it yet. It's been said that when Bruce Lee battles, many of us fail to comprehend his superior intellect. It's like Albert Einstein working in sports direct. Bruce Lee continues to put out his wonderful music. I can 100% guarantee that he will bring peace to the Middle East. I now can prove it. Bruce Lee is from the East. Midlands. Bruce Lee is well known. Known for not taking any shit from his foes. It's one time Bruce Lee got jumped by five guys. He took them all out, casually got up, dusted himself off, then helped an old lady cross the road. His figures around the globe, were his leading spiritual minds, including Agmius. It's the second comment of Christ. Personified. Made in God's very own image. When Bruce Lee does a gig, and comes off stage, and goes to wipe his face with a towel, he actually leaves an imprint. Yo, can you hear me? That was amazing. That was amazing. Poor Kree. You're me. Like, you're me. You are me. You make skinny look sick. Don't let any gal say that you're scrawny. Man so sweet, God made his ear shape like Wagamills in his head, like a strawberry. No, no, it's a good thing though. It's a good thing. Yo, you're looking solid, bro. Like, you're a weapon. Poor from Sorry. More like poor from Tekken. Yo, I bet when he gets up in the gym, and this four-starts reppin, or the bigger breaders can feel their poor start sweating, because you're a warm thumb. Yo, you're a henchman. This guy don't even walk. He electric slides. Yo, all the girls, he gets gal weak at the knees and the man them petrified. All the hottest girls, he's the sexiest guy, he's such a stud, I heard his Tinder profiles verified. And your beard is one of the strongest I've seen. No, no, no, no, no, no, no. No, no, no, no, forget about the patches. It isn't long, but it's mean. He's given courage to the folk who struggle to grow hair. You gave hipsters inspiration to Bond as a team. And Yeri's hairline, Yeri's hairline's receding, but it's cool because his hats have got style, and he's got crooked teeth, and there's a lot of character in a natural smile. And with the outfit, I would have thought you had the fucking... Yo, and with the outfit, I would have thought that you had the cash of Al Pacino. And it's all from H&M. Could have fooled me, bro. Yeah, you've got bare cash. Yo, yeah, we've got bare cash. We can tell that you're wealthy, and you must eat your greens because you're looking bare healthy. From the moment Ali dies on you, all you've done is impress me like, can we get a quick selfie? It's all right. Bruce, you actually are the man. You are a silver-backed gorilla in a room full of chimps. Since you entered, don't flop. You single-handedly quadrupled the profits of AG Bar, the company that manufactured that well-known Scottish fizzy drink. And speaking of which, you have a wonderful mixtape entitled, I Am Bruce. Bruv. Genius marketing concepts like that. Genius marketing concepts like that. How can anyone compete for you to wrap up beef with the cattle? If you are the food, you be caviar. And I'll be like, tin mackerel. Bruce, everything they say about you is really true. Little children want to read with you. Grown men want to be like you. Women want to sleep with you. Gay men are confused what to do. 2016, I absolutely guarantee we'll see Bruce E. to become the first ever dude on YouTube to get one squillion views. Time. Forget all this silliness, though. Let's cut to the chase. When you accepted my friend request on Facebook, I got so gassed, my mum got punched in the face. No, she did. She did. Punched her in the face. And when I told her why I did it, she jumped in the air screaming bingo. Dash the mug. When I told her why I did it, she jumped in the air screaming bingo. Dash the mug at the TV and kicked her cat out the window. Man's an intellectual poet. He uses vision to be lyrical. He doesn't have many shows or fans, but that just shows me fam, you're an independent individual. Yo, he could make in-depth viral videos using wisdom that's invincible, but instead he makes videos in his kitchen sipping tea talking about his Adam's apple. Bro, that's both different and original. You cannot test this guy. His movement's sick. He's had 600 views since 2012, but only because he keeps his videos on that exclusive tip. But nah, let's get back to the realness. Everything from your mouth that I'm hearing is peng. I swear it's the len. I use your bars and recordings for my alarm in the morning and repeatedly hit snooze so I can hear them again. I love this guy. I'm not even joking, fam. I think you're the actual geezer. Your whole family deserves respect for producing such an immaculate creature. I'll go to your family house and knock on the door and greet your dad saying thanks with a pizza and go into your... decorate your mum's garden with some plants and a feature and go into your little sister's room and give her a bag full of sweets and then into your little bro's room and give him a track suit from Fielder and let him smash me on FIFA. I'll even break his... Yo, let me comment that again. Listen, I'm not even lying, fam. I think this guy's the geezer. I'm not even lying. I think this man is the geezer. His whole family deserves respect for producing such an immaculate creature. I'll knock on your front door and I'll decorate your mum's garden with some plants and a feature. I'll go into your little sister's room and give her a bag full of sweets and then into your little bro's room with a track suit from Fielder and let him smash me on FIFA. I'll break into your nan's arse and I'll even fill up a rice cube and put it back in the freezer. All right. This is what happens every time Bruce Lee goes to the recording studio when Bruce steps in the booth shit falls on the floor everything starts spinning in the room outside lightning strikes there's a glitch in the measure of time flash bang with the lawyer and appears and out steps Martin McFly Red and white, Air Force One gets on his hobo ball, sips on a glides picks up pace, hits full speed Hamilton driving the GTI finds the studio, bars in the room sees Bruce, he spits bars in the booth pulls out a gun, makes two shots in the ceiling says, put out that goddamn tube what's happening Bruce gets on the phone, he's like, yeah what's happening Bruce man's getting needs some of that firepower gonna lift me up that iron bruce he's like, nah, bruv, gets on the phone he's like, yeah what's happening Bruce needs some of that firepower needs some of that iron bruce bruce, he's like, nah nah, Kim he's just too attractive Kim, you're having a laugh I'm all about spitting them cold bars I'm all about the warmth and your heart's just way too cold dark bruv, that's a part, if you're this man then we got a beef next day Kim lands on the diss track fresh for link up tv brucey replies ungrind daily and does him in 116 Kim Jong retreats to rethink his life and settle for a path of peace time how amazing is this battle I feel like we've got a fellowship in this ring, no Frodo I feel like I wanna lips this guy right now, no homo nah, but on a real though big up last clean tea for the top, it's sick but have you seen this guy in battling come on lads, you definitely should have sponsored him I mean, come on like yo, this guy yo, you definitely should have sponsored him ah, fuck you no, nah, I know what it is I know what it is, I know what it is he's so fresh though what are those crepes though Tesco yes bro I wanna rat those but he just wouldn't suit me like him he just seems to set Swagger off he's so stylish, he got booked to model for a next catalogue and turned it down because he was too busy shooting for a next catalogue you're fresh and a boss a sex magnet gosh, I wish I could be you and I'm feeling vexed that I'm not he's better than any striker that West Ham have got because you're literally a shooter that lets hammers off this guy's a star in the hood and you know that it's the truth he's got the strap in the whip and you know it's in the boot if Charlie Slough don't record his fire flow and then he'll shoot, so tonight we might see a fire, wait, pull it in the booth and they say for the block, Paul Crete is firing shots nah, I'm joking, I'm joking but on the real though, if you were a grime hitter you'd make a fine spit around bitter it's like anything I could do, he could do twice bigger I bet you could pull a fine stripper with no money and a fried kipper tucked in between your fly zipper yo, don't matter how sick you think your rhymes hit cause this guy's bigger he could make any guy, any emcee in this room tonight look like a nice dinner and you remind me of the streets though but no doubt that you're quite fitter you remind me of Mike Skinner if he was quite thinner and his eyes had a nice shimmer and he's got the most interesting life on Twitter it's straight up shocking the other day he tweeted be right back, just start to do a bit of nature watching I need to get a life next to you, farm I swear down, I'm screwing I'm cooking up tunes, he's in the garden with the bugs and the shrews and I know what I would rather be doing it's like, you're like a young Alan Titchmarsh and you've got to respect him cause the plants come first and you don't man them you know where you want to go if you want to get some of them natural herbs in it yo, time, time, time, time