 I caused a small avalanche because I created so much snow under my board that it formed this massive big thing of snow that then dropped off and then started going do-do-do-do-do. So they're watching me going, what the fuck is she doing? And they're waiting because like they'd taken like 10 seconds to go down. I took about four minutes with this massive clump of snow under my board. When I got to the bottom nobody would look at me. It was so embarrassing. I've been out of my depth my whole life. I got hit by a skier when I was guiding, well when I said it was guiding when I was following my punters across the snow and he came off a ridge and hit me side on and knocked me out and he fucked off and left me for dead on the slopes and I woke up in the helicopter because I'd been knocked out.