 Did you already start? Yes. Okay. I always want to do that. Hi guys, it's Madison Harnish. Back in my blue kitchen with a special guest today here with me. Hi. Who are you? I don't know. I'm your husband. You've seen me before I think. Yeah, so this is my husband. Hi. When he had his little cameo on the breakaway movement. You guys seem to really love him in his commentary. So I thought why not do a video where I bring him in and we react to a really weird Bazaar and Malem that I don't think he's definitely not heard of before and I haven't covered on my channel. So today we are watching a humbot do a online pure romance party. So yeah, if you don't know what pure romance is as he doesn't, I'm going to read the Wikipedia page for pure romance. That's like a tongue twitch. I'm going to read the Wikipedia page for pure romance. Yeah, sure. Pure romance is a United States based multi-level marketing company that sells adult products including science toys. Oh yeah. So it's an MLM model but with science toys. With adult toys. Just say adult toys. So yeah, adult toys. Good idea. So what are your thoughts on that? No, just no. The business uses contract sales people to sell adult toys, lotions and massage oils through at home parties. I will say I actually understand this being an MLM more than any other MLM and I'll explain why shopping online for adult toys or going to a store is like kind of embarrassing. I'd say it's more embarrassing like going to a party where they go into a party where they're like, hey, you look like the type that needs this toy. So we're going to react to a pure romance party and maybe it'll spark a little romance with us. Why would you ever say that? No. Hello ladies, how are y'all doing tonight? My name is Nikki Mars and I am your pure romance enhancement consultant. Like I will say she looks adorable. She doesn't look like your classic Kim Marshall lady. What's your name? Nikki with two Ks. I'm so excited to be here partying with you guys tonight. I just got to say that backdrop is amazing. Yeah. So I have been doing this for about six years. Okay, six, almost seven years. Imagine spending six years of your life selling. Just imagine the experience that you'll achieve. I mean, you know, good for her. Six years rolling deep. No pun intended. I have a degree in international business and a degree in business psychology, but I sell dildos instead. Okay. That tells you a little bit about the money, right? But it doesn't tell you about the extreme passion that I have for what I do. I look like the pain in her eyes and she's like, that tells you a little bit about the money, right? So I actually started this business because I wanted to have fun. I had no intention of going full-time. I had no intention of running a team. I had no intention of doing any of that. I eventually just found that I loved it so much. I had paid off all my debt. So I decided to do it full-time. That's always something that they say. Like I paid off my debt. It's like an income claim. We need to know what is this debt to because debt is so subjective. Like that's a society. So if you have any questions about what it is that I do about my business, not about my business, right? How about my app? My business. I'm going to say that now. My business. I love that. A lot of ladies choose to do this because they want to have fun or maybe they want to take home an extra $1,000 in cash a month. I typically take home and profit about $8,500 a month. So it's well worth my time and effort and I work about three days a week. Income claim. Wow. So what we're going to talk about, there's Casey. Hi, Casey. We're going to work the party from mild to wild. So we're going to talk about a lot of different products tonight. Are you ready to go from mild to wild? That's pretty. That's pretty. Yeah, sure. Let's do it. They're going to be handcuffs. Then we're going to get to the stuff that goes by the night. Because that's what you're all really here for, right? You're like, Casey's having a sex toy party. Yeah, I got to go to that. Oh, God. Oh, Lord. This is too good. So we're now at a coochie party. The first thing that I'm going to talk to you about though is my coochie, okay? Because everybody loves my coochie. All right. Whoa, she said that? Whoa. I didn't know what she said at first or just let it blow by but I was like, wait, hold on. Did she say what? I thought she said... Coochie is a rash free shaving cream. Oh, coochie. Got my ass. Got me. So we know that in long-term relationships sometimes it gets to be about like who's walking the dog and like, you know who's going to bed first. So sometimes the only foreplay you get is when your partner texts you and they're like, I'll shave my legs today. Like, I know where that's going. It's not church, right? She's like kind of so adorable though. She seems like such a nice lady. She's been doing this for six years. She definitely drank that Kool-Aid. So my coochie is my number one selling pride for good reason. Do you like my coochie? Do you use my coochie? Every once in a while. It actually hydrates deep down to the fourth layer of skin. So when you shave off your hair it's going to come back less coarse. Often. Does anybody like shaving every single day? No. I have to shave every day. I know. Maybe I should use my coochie. Very. So I have a feeling that this stuff is really bad for you if it keeps your hair Yeah, or like clogs your skin up. It's like they would demand kinkier sex if they saw the positions that we get into in the shower, right? But this makes it so that you don't have to shave as often and you still have that nice clean shave. So next we're going to talk about is Keri Underwood Legs. This is a body oil but it also rehydrates tattoo inks. So if you have tattoos this is going to freshen and brighten those tattoos for you, okay? It's also going to keep mosquitoes away. Oh, two in one? Keep your tattoos fresh and keep away those mosquitoes. I feel like that's not good at all. It's pretty wild. Do you think that this product can keep mosquitoes away? It's like what chemicals it have in it then? Like that's really concerning. Alright, the next we're going to talk about is my favorite product. Oh, oh hang on, I forgot something. Oh, hang on, I forgot something. Okay, it's fine. It's a little crimson side. It's such a cute little setup. I don't know, it feels like she's just manipulated into... Yeah, also I think there's a thing where if you're doing it for such a long time where you're already in too deep you're already in too deep. I don't like you. You feel like you've gone too far. You can't turn back now. Like you've got to keep going kind of thing. Sorry, it's okay. I think what we're going to talk about is my favorite product in the whole catalog. And everybody is like, she's going to tell us her vibrator. I'm not going to tell you my vibrator because I don't want you to scream my name later. My favorite product in the whole catalog is called firming cream. I'm Native American, so I have this super round face. And so when I... when I'm not using the firming cream I have this sort of like turkey gobbler neck thing that happens here, right? Right there, turkey gobbler. It's really not fun. So I use it actually here to tone and tighten out my face. My face and my neck, alright? She uses a body firming cream on her chin. So this is actually a cellulite reduction cream. So what it does is it actually tones and tightens the skin. First, it puts in essential oils to increase elasticity. Is that the oil? No! I love how she's describing the science of how something reduces your cellulite. And she's like, it uses essential oils. And Facebook says essential oil good. Now, I didn't believe that when I first heard it and so I wanted some before and after pictures from my clients. So I have a way you can get your second bottle of firming cream for free. And that is by sending me before and after pictures, okay? So this is before and after 15 days of use. Okay, 15 days. Is that do you think that that's even remotely possible? Like even if a firming cream were to work it wouldn't like reduce your stomach by like pounds and inches. That is 100% not possible. That's 100% not a lot. She's probably doing other stuff on top of it though. Oh yeah! Alright, so the next one we're going to talk about is pheromones. Does anyone know what pheromones do? The two H's. They make you happy and horny. Okay? Happy and horny, alright? You see how happy I am? I literally am doused in pheromones all the time. I wake up and I'm like, yay! Life is good. Pheromone infused perfumes. The reason why is because relationships get to be stale. The longer you're in a relationship the more likely it is to get stale over time. So these are going to help keep that flirtation alive. Not only do they have pheromones in them but they smell amazing. They have pheromones in them. Pheromones. That's how I got you. Just sprayed some pheromones on me. From Nikki. Yeah, from Nikki. I feel like the undertone of this entire party is so sad too. There's this subliminal message of we're all unhappy with our marriage. We're all very dissatisfied. By my giant toys. By this perfume so that you can love your husband again and feel alive for once. You're in a failing marriage you're going to want to try everything to make it better. So it's kind of predatory on that too in a way because it's like, did you lose your spark? Are you feeling unhappy with yourself and your marriage? Just buy my perfume and you'll fall in love with him again. Yeah. There's amber pheromones in it. Fossilized love. Fossilized love. I'm going to skip forward a little bit. I want to see the vibrators. There's a wild meter. I think the wild meter actually went down. It went from talking about koochie and stuff to like perfume. So it's dropped a little bit. Fall in love with your husband again. Reigniting passion is not wild. No, it's pretty not wild. It's less than wild. So the next one we're going to talk about is lubricant. So lubrication is the number one thing that changes the game for ladies and their sex lives. And so we created one that is FDA cleared. It is the only FDA cleared lubrication on the market. I beg to differ. Maybe. Lube. Okay. Yeah. There's actually a ton of FDA approved lubes. The more you know. Well, FDA means that you can eat it. Right? No. It is water based. It is pH balance in a 5.5, which is exactly what you need for healthy vaginal flora. Okay. A.M. doesn't it? It looks like a face cream, doesn't it? What? No. I don't want to accidentally wake up in the morning and get ready for work and put lube on my face as opposed to my O-Lake face cream. I mean it is FDA approved. Oh my god, my stomach hurts. I can eat it. It doesn't look like a bottle of lube. It's called Euphoria water based lubricant and it's in a rose gold bottle. It is beautiful. Okay. That way you can set it on your bedside table and it's discreet and it's just going to kind of hang out there and look like a face cream instead of somebody coming in and going, what's that huge bottle of lube doing on your table? I don't want my lube to be discreet. I want people to walk in and be like, holy crap. Have new guests? Look at our lube. Also, how many random people go into your bedroom? That's probably where the parties are at. So, who is ready to talk toys? I see you on there, Casey. Alright, so let's talk about... I am here to show you the best that has the rest. I have everything from a Toyota all the way up to a Rolls Royce. I see what you're doing here. Toyota? Oh! I just want the prettiest of toys. You want the prettiest? It's fuel efficient. It gets the job done. You don't got to worry about flinging it. You don't got to take care of it at all. So, I'm going to start with the best. The best is our Euphoria toys. She has gold. This sounds weird, but I've rarely seen an adult toy before. So, I'm actually pretty experienced. Yeah. These took six years to create. Six years they worked with the Kinsey Institute to create the Euphoria line. Six years to create, so it must be good. She's also been in this business for six years, so she's been she probably made it. She's probably been the one developing it. It is Whisper Quiet. So, it is currently on and you can't hear it except when it is super powerful. But you can't hear it. It is Whisper Quiet. So, your kids are not going to wonder what's going on in the bedroom while you guys are wondering what's going on in there. You've got to be like, what's happening? Wait, what? So, you're not going to have that happen with this toy. This toy is actually TSA approved too. What's TSA? TSA you can create on an airplane? Yeah! Man, what's this? Join the Mile High Club. So, take a look at the shape, the fun shape of this toy. It's like a mouse, it can actually work, right? Yes! Take it to work. See what happens. Why would you take it to work? Why? And you can just tell people I'm working it. It's actually shaped like this for good reason. So, it has that shape so it can fit in your partner's hand, right? So that when they're behind you and they're going like this she scares me. You're like, what are you going to do tomorrow? I'm going to get the kids from soccer and I got to go to the grocery store and I thought he really wants an answer back there. Wow, that's so comfortable you are. I'm really uncomfortable. So this is the V39. It's pretty impressive. It looks like a banana, it looks like he peeled like a perfect banana. The V39 featured in O Magazine is one of the top vibrators of the year. For good reason. Because it is the Oprah of G-spots. Whoa! I can't take it. Wild meter has passed 10 already. This is too much wild for one day. We've learned so much. Thank you, Nikki. Let's watch her outro on this and then wrap it up. It's like you guys should. If you don't have a long-term partner also don't forget to wrap it up. You're so funny. I'm Asin Hart and just like and subscribe. Everybody have fun? I hope so. Casey has some heart eyes. She's loving it. So I hope everybody have fun tonight. I hope everybody have fun tonight. I will be messaging each and every person privately that actually participated in the event. If you get a PM from me don't sweat it. If you don't know what you want yet I just want to check and see if you had fun at the party. Thank you so much, Casey, for having me. I had fun with you guys. This was hilarious and awesome. I can't wait to help you guys through the shopping process. I will PM you and we will chat soon. Talk to you all soon. Bye! Bye, Nikki. How did you feel in your first and last Pure Romance party? I didn't learn anything. I think we just learned that marriage is a very long road and lots of people lose the spark. And you know what? If you need some toys to spice up your life you do you. You do whatever makes you happy and what works for you. But we are also very scared because that is very hard. That's a lot of toy M.L.M. company. I'm digging it too much. Thank you for joining me. And thank you for being on the channel. We hope you guys are doing well. Like and subscribe if you haven't already. Until next time, have a good one. Awesome. That was fun.