 Hey there friends, how's it going? My name is Kevin and today we're going to be playing some rust. Big craze at the moment. Everyone's playing it with each other. And I'm playing it by myself. Let's get started. Ah! It's the Among Us craze all over again. Everyone's having a good time together and I'm having a good time with myself. That doesn't sound great. Even in context it's bad, but out of context if I'm just like, hey, I'm just having a good time playing with myself. Doesn't sound good, don't quote me on that. My God, are these actual players? This is how many people play this game? What? I thought there was like, I don't know, 20 player servers or something like that. I didn't realize there could be this many people in a game. You're sleeping. Oh my God, thank God, this whole thing is a nightmare. 2020 was just a nightmare. Wake up, wake up. Oh, I was just waking up in the game. Alright, let's censor the nudity. That's right, you're not getting it, alright? This is the wrong place if you're looking for smut. There are other websites for that. I hear someone coming towards me and I don't like the splashing around the place. I just sort of set up my mic. Well, I spawned with a feckin lighthouse. I'm ready to go, oh God damn it, people already have the lighthouse. I can see them jumping around. They're shooting at each other. Let me try and talk my way into their little tribe. Hello, can you hear me? I'm friendly. Hello, friendly minus the friends, but I could use you as my first friend. Not that I'd be using you, you're like we'd benefit each other in our friendship and the treasured memories we'd make along the way. What do you say, buddy? You want to be friends? How about you, you want to be friends? Whoever's up the lighthouse, there's two naked people running at you with rocks. Wait, hold on, not me, not me, I'm nice. No, I said I'm nice! Well, turns out maybe I shouldn't have ratted them out. It didn't help that I said there's two naked people running up the stairs at him and I was all so naked. It's like me seeing a robbery and it's like, it was the pale dude, get him! Everybody get him! Hey buddy, what are you doing? Oh, that's what you're doing. All right, yeah, just beat me to death. Honestly, it's welcome at this point. I love rust. I'll find a friend eventually, it's only a matter of time. It seems like we're all spawning on the same beach and this... Oh god, I'm gonna hide before he does to me again. Look at him go. It's Santa Claus, probably coming to beat me to death like everyone else is doing. This is basically like a team deathmatch. What happened to you? I found the mummy, but Brendan Fraser is nowhere in sight. What is going on? Hey, watch your six. I'm coming up behind you, but I'm friendly. Look, yeah, this is me. I'm friendly. So, okay, you're shooting at me anyway. That's great. I'm new here. Give me a chance. Oh, presents for all of us. That's nice. I got a present. Awesome. All right, and I heard you take a swing at me so you're obviously not happy. It's the season of giving naked dude following me with a rock. Dude, honestly, we're both gonna die. Is that what you want? We're both gonna die on these cliffs. Please stop chasing me. Help, help, help, help. Banditos, there's a naked dude chasing me with a rock. If you kill him, I'll be your prisoner or whatever. I got a present for you. Don't hit me. Don't hit me. I'm nice. I'm so nice. Oh, God damn it. Turns out running around naked and screaming about how you're a nice person doesn't really work. Hey, dude, I just spawned. What's up? Okay. All right, you know what I think I need? I think I need a server with slightly less players because I was spawning in and there's just people in front of me just pointing a gun at me. All right, here we go. Different reality. I just woke. Fantastic. Hey, friend. Hey, buddy. Naked dude. It's me, another naked dude. Do you want to be friends? We have so much in common. Why are you running from me? Just another naked person running away from me in the forest. Godspeed, ugly naked dude. Talk about me, by the way. I'm also naked just running down the street. Oh, Karen, I can push it. That is awesome. Oh, you can get inside. That is so cool. I can open the little window. I mentioned the owner came back and it's just like, yes. Just some naked person sitting inside their car. Oh, you can even do the driver windows. That is so cool. I just wish I knew how to get out. Then it would be really epic. Anyone wants to hang out? I'm new. Solo only. You can't do that here. But I'm dying to a chicken. A chicken killed me. How embarrassing. Okay, so you can't make friends on this server. You're not allowed to play with friends. You have to be solo. That's not going to do it for me. I need someone to take care of me and feed me. I'm pretty useless by myself. Oh, someone just spawned in here. You're finally woken. We need to get out of here. All right. Just beat me to death. Then that's fine. And off they go. They were kind of nice at least. Like, I've not come across anyone who didn't beat me to death yet. So just hitting me once and then letting me go. You're kind of on the top tier of friends already. Oh, look at this loot. Yes, I'm getting really good at rust. I found some food like an apple. What the hell is this? Low-grade fuel. Miners hat. A miner hat? Put that on. Yes, I'm not naked anymore. Oh wait, no. I just threw it on the floor. Getting loads of loot here. This is awesome. Another miner's hat. Okay, maybe it's not as rare as I thought they were. But I found a nice cave to live in. That's shiny. It looks like it should be important. Let me see if I can craft an axe or a pickaxe even. Sorry. I've played Minecraft. I know what the tools do. I can use this rock instead. There we go. I'm getting sulfur. Pretty cool cave though. Oh, really cool cave. Me likey. Finding lots of miners helmets. I better be careful. I'm not allowed near miners. This is all new to me. I don't remember this stuff. A flashlight. Now you're talking. Look at this. Oh my God. This is so cool. I'm not going to be able to get out of here, am I? I don't actually like this anymore. This is like the point where there may be no return for me. I might just die here. I found a pickaxe though. Yeah, there's no way for me to get out of here. I'm going to die with this pickaxe, aren't I? Can I jump across here? It doesn't look like it. I'm appealing for help in the chat. Oh, yes. Yes. Oh my God. I'm so good at paracord. That honestly seemed like one in a hundred of the odds of me actually doing that. Please let me out. Oh, I thought that was the exit for a second. I'm going to need some sulfur. Oh, this is metal ore. God damn it. Something useful. Me no want. Hold on. Let me eat a load of beans. Wait, do I need a can opener or something? Oh no, I can just eat it. Okay, there you go. I mean, I do have my pickaxe to be fair. It's out to a bar of chocolate as well. It's been a tough old day, so there we go. Treat myself. I don't suppose I can get out in this thing. I can get out. Oh my God, it's a fucking miracle. Oh yeah, I'm naked. I forgot. I look down. Yes! Oh, I'm so happy I actually got out. That really felt like that was going to be the end of me. Now I have loot, though. I have something to lose. I'm afraid of people. Little did Kevin know he wasn't out of the woods yet. Still more cave, but I think this is doable. That took me up a long way. Is that a light? I could have sworn I saw a light. It's coming in here. How do I scare them? Okay, hopefully that worked. They're like, oh my God, there's some sort of cave. Neanderthal down here. Maybe I should do that. Just roleplay as a Neanderthal the whole time. If anyone comes near me, just start grunting and screaming. I've always maintained that is the best way to protect your home. Like if someone starts breaking into your house, I think if you drop down all fours, bound it down your stairs just screaming, like they're going to run away because they're going to be so scared. This is like the most items I have ever had in rust. I'm so happy. Oh, I got hemp seeds. I know what business I'm starting. I don't know if this is like a standard starter rust or if I've got incredibly lucky. Like it feels like I found some really cool stuff. Maybe the mines always just have really cool stuff. I don't know. All right, I just need some stone and I can make myself an axe. Can I just mine it? Like any stone, I wonder. No, not that. I guess I'll look for some sort of deposit. Oh, that kind of looks, I don't know, harvestable. I have no idea what I'm doing. Oh, I can just pick that up. Okay, interesting. I just need another 50 stone and then I'm good. I can make the axe. Yes. Okay, I got stones now. Craft. Wait, never mind. I need more wood. Okay, back to work. Oh, that tree just came down. Oh God, I got to be careful here though. Hello. How are you? I'm friendly. Wait, come back. Come back. I'm friendly. I'm friendly. I'm new here. I'm all so naked. What have you made? Why are you running? Come back to me. Come back and be my friend. He's really terrified. This is why I have no friends. The hell animal is that? Is that a horse? He has a horse? Wait, I want to be your friend, please. That guy looks so cool too. He must have been fucking terrified. Just screaming at him. I hear him. I wonder if that's his house. I'm just waiting for like a tree to fall and then I can see where he is. I'll force my friendship on him. I feel like I'm the bad guy. I like stalking this dude. Okay, finally make an axe. Craft it. Now you're talking. Now I'm getting double what I was getting and it seems to be faster too. Gotta keep an eye out. I know from experience that that brings in the crazies when they see a tree falling. They just run at it. Wait, how do I have so much metal ore? Oh my God, I have 865. I got to get back to that cave and just live there. I think I actually got to get out of the open. I feel like I have stuff to lose now and I can kind of see why that guy was scared because you're taking a risk. That person might just come and kill you. Oh, that guy asked me did I get out. That's nice. I got out still looking for friends though. Oh Jesus. Oh God. Oh no. Gunfire run. Back to the caves. Where actually are the caves? I'm tempted to actually live in them. Oh, I think those are the caves. Okay. I'm like super invested now. I don't want to die. I've gotten so much stone. Look at all this. I've got like 2000 stone. Yes. This is the place. This is the place. Okay. I just made a blueprint. I don't know what it does. But I'm trying to build a house. All right. I got a stone little base there. This is going to be a nice little cabin in the woods. Ah, here we go. Okay. So I can build a wall. So wall. Build that. That. That. And then I want a doorway. I have enough low grade fuel to make a furnace. This is so cool. I'm probably doing this the worst way possible. Like building what I don't need. But I'm new. Okay. I'm allowed to be an idiot. Great. That's a stone. Upgrade that to stone. It's cozy. I'll give it that much. It's lovely. This will keep me fucking warm. It's so small. It should be easy to heat. I got a little sleeping bag there. Placing this will give you a location to respawn. That is just fantastic news. Please don't kill me. I'm just going to place a bed. I'm so scared. I can totally understand that man's fear now. Especially when I was screaming at him. Like some sort of ape man. Or a big foot. Now we need a roof. Let's see. Roof. Roof. There we go. A hat for your house. That's what we're talking about. There we go. That's all stone. It's so dark now. Wait. Is that even stone? That doesn't look like stone. Oh my God. No. Oh my God. How could you do this to me? Oh, you damn tin can. Really? I was so happy in my little heart. And now he's taking everything from me. Please. Leave my stuff. I'm new. Yeah. That didn't work. God damn it. Oh, I was so invested. All right. Well, I actually spawned relatively close. So while I probably can't get my stuff back, at least I can go to my house. And I'd used a lot of the materials actually building the thing. So it's not too bad, I guess. I can go back into the mine trying to get some tools. You are very cold. Wear heavier clothing or light a campfire. Like, I just didn't even know what clothing is. I literally just entered the stone age. And then someone with a gun and a full suit of armor showed up. Couldn't ugabuga my way out of that one, I'm afraid. My little home. Oh, look how nice it looks. Please don't have taken all of my stuff. Oh, and there's my beautiful dead body. They didn't take my stuff. Thank you so much, random stranger in a tin can. Honestly, you probably looked at my stuff and just went... Pathetic. And just kept walking. I used there a full suit of armor. And I have, like, beans and a flashlight. Maybe it was the stench that put him off. He did take some of my stuff, I think. But it wasn't, like, a horrible amount. And he left that too. Ah, God bless him. That was nice of him to be fair. He could have taken it all just to screw me. Can I take this inside? If I'm cold, they're cold. Oh no, he's right there with the gun. Hey, I'm new. I'm a bit of a Neanderthal. You mind not killing me? He's running off. Please don't have taken my stuff, dude. This game is terrifying. Oh no. Oh my God, he's just running around me. It's so scary. God damn it. Took all my stuff. Hey, dude, you mind giving me back my stuff? I don't have much and I'm new. Or just kill me. Okay, thanks. Aw, man. He's even taking it from my inventory. I can see them all going out. That is so sad. It's the same guy as before, man. He's obviously threatened by me. Oh my God. Not only did he take my stuff, he destroyed my furnace. Really, man? You had to go that far, didn't you? Reminds me of Ned Flanders. Did you have to salt the earth so nothing would ever grow again? Oh no. No, no, no. Dude, I've had enough trouble already today. What are you? It's fucking Bo Ragnarok. Always following me. Please, dude, I died to a chicken already. This is just bullying. All right, well, at least that wasn't too bad to kill. That must be how easy it was for them to kill me. Just some helpless animal. Oh no. Oh no, no, no, no. I don't want to fight. I don't want to... I'm going to die, aren't I? All right, okay, good. I'm going to live to... Rock. Yes. I think this is someone else's house. They better not come out and kill me. It was probably like their dog or something now. It wasn't even a wolf. Stone pickaxe. Awesome. Hello, anyone in there? I'm your neighbor. I'm friendly now. Are you here? I don't know. I have to have that accent. It's the least threatening accent I have. Oh, beanie hat. Awesome. Oh, cool. Oh wait, did I just throw it down? I think I just threw it down. I lost my beanie. Okay, well that was short lived happiness. Oh, I lit myself on fire. I'm so scared that guy's going to come back and just make me pay again for no reason whatsoever. All right, I got my little pickaxe. I'm going down to get some stone and hopefully finish off my little base. That would be just lovely. The problem is I'm genuinely worried I won't be able to get past that wooden bit again, where I had to jump over it. A nice axe. Yes, that's awesome. I love the caves in this game. They're really cool. Yes, I made it past it. Okay, perfect. I don't think I looted much down here because I was too scared and I was just trying to get away. So this could be good. I could find some good stuff down here. I think I'm most devastated over the furnace because that took a lot of resources to make. Which way did I come? God, I'm lost. Well, I finally found some stone. Might be able to make a door for my house. That's the main thing I want to do. I just want to seal it up so it's kind of safe. 800. Awesome. Okay, I think that's enough. There. That's lovely. Now, can I make a door? Do I absolutely need metal fragments? I might actually need them. 150. That means I need a furnace. Oh, this is hard. Do I have enough? I took some out of my hat and I crafted some with animal fat. Oh my God, I'm getting so good at video game. I just need wood. And for that, I have an axe. Awesome. Furnace. Yes. Okay, I'm back on track. I just need to get the metal done and build my roof. Oh my God, that is a disaster. I didn't calculate it out well. It looks like one of my roofs in the Sims. There we go. Now all I need is... That's fucking awful. All I need is my furnace set up and then I can make a metal door hopefully soon. You can actually gather stuff quite quick if you finish off the whole resource. I'm burning metal away here with loads of wood. This is great. Dude, please don't kill me. Please don't kill me. I'm friendly dude, chill. Cheers. Oh, thank God. Thank you very much. My only form of defense in this game so far is just act pathetic. It's got like a one in ten success rate. Wait a second. These weren't here a while ago. Were they? Do they just spawn in randomly? Oh, that's helpful. Does that mean stuff in the cave might be back? Ooh. A little bit, a little bit. Okay, what the hell am I inside? What is this? Is this some weird hot air balloon or something? I guess that's just for loot? That is so cool though. I've turned it on. Wait, hold on. This is bad. I don't know how to fly this. Why am I doing this? It's flying away. Okay, goodbye hot air balloon. You and I aren't so different, you know. We're both full of hot air. I hope that wasn't anyone's hot air balloon because I just sent it into orbit. It's gonna find its own way home, I assume. It's one of those self-driving hot air balloons. Oh God, there's someone there. That's probably the guy from earlier. He's probably nice, but I'll just keep my distance anyway. But the problem is, I think I might actually die of thirst. A term? I need that for water collector. All right, that's something. That's something. I like how I find my home by the skull that's marked on it because I've died here twice already. Okay, that's just enough. Okay, craft. Craft, craft, craft. Metal door. Yes. Craft. Yes. Yes. Okay, now can I put this door or this on it? Yes. Lock. Okay. It's locked. Wait, why is it just opening? Is that just because it's me? I'm safe. I feel safe. I'm sure people could get in here if they really wanted to, but the house is so crappy. Surely they wouldn't waste their supplies, right? All right. Other than the fact that I'm really dehydrated, this has gone super well. I think we're gonna leave it there, though. If you want to see more rust, let me know because I'll continue from here and we'll immediately go get some water. Game seems super fun, though. I've never really gotten into it, but I'm super invested already, so I hope you want to see more. Thank you very much for watching. I appreciate it, and I hope to see you tomorrow. Bye for now.