 Tinder in Vietnam I've enlisted a friend's help for swiping on Tinder what is your criteria for swiping knockers I mean what are you looking for from tinder gris oh god she's got some back to her but that is the one one night stands no no no no no that's not how it works wait I didn't review it could you buy a one year subscription you'll be getting the clap soon then piss off mate you want to put this on me oh my god oh my god quick disclaimer think of this conversation as just guy talk locker room chat friendly banter the purpose of this video is not to be judgmental we're not trying to objectify women we're not trying to be misogynistic we're not throwing shade in any way and I don't want anybody to get offended it's just harmless fun so if you haven't got a sense of humor you can switch off now okay let's start swiping all right Stephen are you ready you're ready to get on with this do you know what we're doing today we're going for your tinder I haven't briefed you but I just want to like show everybody what Vietnamese tinders like I want you to help me pick my next m oi so what I want you to tell me is like is she a fit or is she not right cool cool cool it has to pass a Stephen barrier right so me and you walk through some of these profiles and say why it's good and why it's bad and all that stuff so okay so here we have Lynn 24 good age Lynn yeah looks all right oh she's a bot mate she's a bot oh but I mean I mean she has some assets are they fake so I like that she likes orange juice means that she's healthy no it's not actually there's like thyme milk tea which isn't healthy at all let's break this down and try oh well this picture says it all over it that's a like oh but she likes Taylor Swift is that a good thing oh I love Taylor she had a banger of an album well this one's a bit that's super like very nice showing her new hairstyle off yeah but she's also covering her face that's never a good sight no it's a catfish what are you insinuating here Stephen nothing nothing isn't that the boringest thing though bro like Netflix chatting when you're bored and fucking astrology like those those are like red flags aren't they not if there's a chill after the next six part well she's not like showing her face at all it's it's taken all on the same day why do people do that shit like it's like one photo shoot I mean you want them to show some some personality if they're like oh okay 26 all right all right all right friends with benefits one night stands oh no she's fake she's fake I'm guessing instead of saying no because a lot of girls in Vietnam say that because all the guys are like you know they're always like oh yeah one night stand apparently that's how they people approach no gamer but she looks good here like nice bikini shot first picture is always the best one she likes traveling it seems well traveling in Vietnam actually it's quite cute actually she's a woman which is good in Asia that's very difficult to tell sometimes she's done up well right she's got some strong eyebrow game I think I need to make it to Vietnam I'll cut that out shall I mate I mean that's all right you've done worse mate best be honest so all right I've given her a like no let's read this I'm an only girl I need a warm hug because I had enough tired all right passions oh she's a Pisces mate yeah yeah Pisces is a good mate yeah she's holding up the purse mate I think that's I think that's a bad sign it's like she's saying buy me a bag yeah and it's like a three megapixel camera like what is going on with this first picture it does not tease the senses let's just say oh god that's quite right that's quite right the fuck you said we grow kids special fuck off tell me your stance on monogamy that's her intro I do like that she is showing some flair in her fashion I mean it's a it's a bit of a bold choice a bit cutesy should I Steve are you on the fence here is Bella not bad not bad not bad not bad yeah she's six foot eleven is she she might be six one look at that look at those legs mate Jesus calm down mate oh you've got an ITG you can do a bit of stalking as well I can do a bit of stalking I know you will be doing that later travel photography is good yoga's good shopping that's a red flag and you don't have a job either so I'm not this is a risky one for you mate yep mm also that doesn't look like Vietnam oh it's actually Korea right well traveled 25 oh she's reading a book that's a menu mate can mostly these girls speak English in Vietnam a lot of them do so what I look out for in Tinder profiles is actually if they write English or not and then you get a better stance but most of them do it really depends on the level of how comfortable they are like a lot of them like start a conversation and I think they're completely fine with English and then you know a few moments later they're like oh by the way my English is bad and then I'm like fuck you're in the country you should learn how good is your Chinese oh very good all right Stephen I'll listen to you when when you fucking get good at Chinese mate piss off all right okay I'll give her a like I think I think she's decent I've only got one super like all right save that save them I did I bought one year subscription actually Tinder is paid to win have you got bumble up as well hold up I'm spontaneous what are you doing you gotta give her a chance mate we're saying is there an age limit 60 ENTP what is ENTP um it's like the 16 personalities nah wait find golf partners yeah no wait wait let's give her a chance yeah golf is golf is a good hobby actually all right see what else we've got here next one next next photo come on you're poop that's a line look at that wait where is that is that a putter that's that's a iron right yeah that looks like there's not even a golf course she's just taking a picture in the shop nah nah you got that that's not even real golf man and egg this girl's in Switzerland 27 yeah it looks like the Maldives you're off a bit of people's opening yeah okay so those are two stock photos X yeah she's got a tattoo I also like that she's like doesn't really give a fuck like kind of unserious oh you like the bad girl yeah the ones that are gonna fuck you over that's so true break break your poor little heart yeah it's only two pictures no bio either and no bio but you're gonna you're gonna put like any I'm gonna like just because I you know she's intrigued me enough okay this girl is on her bike all right that's good she'll take you for a for a ride I'm sorry mate even if she takes me for a ride I'm not interested oh there we go all right 29 two kilometers away okay she could definitely speak English she looks tall mate she looks really tall but she does have some assets what are you talking about knockers oh you mean like a very very impressive intellect does she leave any bio information no that's a bit boring I hate it's a bit boring yeah yeah I'll give it I would give her a like because like you mentioned she's got some assets but I see what you mean I'm giving her a like fuck it she has a bio let's go through the bio everybody's got the same name is you gotta be careful oh we're all related killing covid by sharing the funny conversation some wines and works from home well whatever in a day do some sport for health dreaming about traveling again stay home be safe be kind and positive the great results will come uh the English isn't that good but I like the positive mentality she's a manager and reading is good yeah she's in a coffee shop that I really like called a park uh so great taste there of coffee shops oh no look at this one look at this Christmas photo mate oh god Christmas has come early mate oh look at that I like Christmas has come early for you I don't know I don't think she's that fit it's lagging for me yeah um yeah I'm not saying anything mate no I'll leave this one to you mate you've done worse come on you've done way worse I can't can I I shine shall I yeah she's wearing a choker as well so I mean she's like really kinky definitely some intimate chats she's looking for intimate chat yeah she does some back off doesn't she she's got some back to her don't you have to be careful that some of these are like hookers or some of them are well I'm sure you don't mind about that but um but some of them are like pimps no I think they specify like quite early on because they are like one thing is they don't want to waste their time because they get they have other websites to do like hooker stuff so I don't think you have to know anymore because I've been on those sites mate and and they are good all right send it to me later uh all right next picture oh smelling some flowers yeah all right oh Chanel handbag oh but in Vietnam it's probably fate so she does have some herbs right come on mate you're gonna we both know you're gonna you're gonna click like from this one I'm gonna have to I'm gonna have to yeah I think yeah but yeah she's peaking my interest oh I like her already okay I want to find real love or make friends she's got no use in adding you then you can't movie shopping travel okay so here's some red flags for me right want to find real love or make friends real love on on a Tinder profile is a bit too kind of like scary if you want to talk about shit or friends with benefits please switch left swipe so her English level is a bit you know lower you know what I've experienced in the past it's usually the people that put no friends with benefits or anything like that are the people that actually are the ones that do it apple watch I like that she's a techie bowler not very interesting shots I would say no but you could take pictures for her for your camera that's true I want to give her a like she is a bit far away though no matter what the accept circumstances of your life the future beginning now with whatever decision you make all right I mean that's true whatever decision you make now does impact the future Potterhead she likes Harry Potter she's at a bar I don't know why that's interesting that's Queen why don't you just go to Queen mate I mean she's not going to be instafamous taking pictures like that not that convincing can you do 21 these days I know street food good yeah why not oh this one's just got one photo oh that is the one language exchange there you go Alice is speaking at an event that's pretty cool all right and volunteering that's good yeah Scorpio though are you know what they say about Scorpios yeah yeah yeah yeah let's have a look at the next picture let's see the let's see if we actually get to see what she looks like no yep still don't get to see what she looks like oh what every man wants a woman in full uh this is perfect for you mate oh okay based on this I want to say no I want to give her a couple more shots we're cold mate usually you want to put this on the internet if you rinsing women we live a very sensitive time as my friend oh okay okay Jen okay this one has potential okay let me tell you why so she's got a sexy ass tattoo on her neck already that's great she's got an English name right that's good it means that you know she is uh fairly westernized that's just my assumption she's 26 this is a fake profile mate and have you seen the size of her neck she looks like a bloody giraffe you'll be walking around with a velociraptor mate all right okay so uh good education and good job so I don't need your money good because I don't have any looking for one night stand with good looking guys come on I'm not good looking but that's fine you'll be you'll be getting the clap soon then and it's only one photo so it's a it's a complete catfish yeah of course it is thank god mate you imagine look at the size of that neck that must have been elongated on photoshop or something like for people with like neck fetishes like that I bet there's people that have like giraffe fetish I'm googling it I'm googling it let me see let me see oh apparently apparently it's a true thing oh my god oh my god I just found this if I force myself to masturbate to giraffes every day will I eventually develop a giraffe fetish oh my god oh my god maybe long neck long neck fetish oh my god yeah that just brings up a load of porn sites