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Father hell redacted if you find yourself alone in a subway car between the hours of 1 and 3 a.m. In the city of You may find yourself in the company of an entity known as scp redacted a Carnivorous hunter the entity seems to exclusively hunt and consume men between the ages of 18 and 27 The reason for this specificity is currently unknown and is undergoing testing with d-class personnel Ah, it's beginning its pursuit now Let's observe SCP redacted is a group of anomalously hardcore rock and roll robots located in redacted redacted There are currently two containment teams and one mobile task force locked in a 10-day long involuntary mosh pit after failing to contain the entities All we can get on the comms when we try and get a reply is we can't stop They're too metal, bro The four fucking pixels meme is very common within the scp fandom But if you're new you might not know what the hubbub is about to summarize SCP 096's incident log contains an interview with one major Wilford commander of mobile task force tau one Most of his task force is now deceased due to an scp 096 breach event That breach event was caused by a photograph taken by a civilian Mountaineer The Mountaineer took a photo of a beautiful mountain not realizing that 096 was standing on it Of course that 096 face was only as major Wilford famously said four pixels four fucking pixels So how did they even realize it was on the picture at all? The image was picked up by the mobile task force members state-of-the-art scramble goggles The scramble goggles were supposed to use artificial intelligence to detect SCP 096's face And then block it out before the user sees it of course that gets into why they failed which is a whole plot to get SCP 096 terminated against the o5's wishes and the researcher who plotted the whole thing, but that's a long story Oh, yeah, SCP has all sorts of meta stuff like that There's at least one scp 001 proposal about how the foundation discovers their fictional and that they authors exist And then the path of physics department is all about fictional characters making fictional fictional characters to contain other fictional characters Oh, I've gone cross-eyed. You okay over there doc? I'll be alright. Good Nice awesome powers reference by the way. Oh, thank you. I didn't know if anyone was gonna get that You're still here. You shouldn't be surprised to see the foundation talking to Jesus I mean, we are practically swimming in Jesus's jeez-eye. I mean, we have bread Jesus. We have milk Jesus We have for Jesus. I'd say God help us, but he has done enough What is that? Oh, that's SCP redacted, but you can call him Chaucer You said you were going to bed, so I hadn't come over to wish you good night. All right, so I speak for my knees. I Thought he meant like the daiquiris. I thought he meant like the daiquiris Stop before you begin. Yes. I have seen that video It's been across the staff intranet all day Everyone in their grandmother has seen that video which by the way is a galling breach of secrecy We are a clandestine Organization who is receiving communicates from their grandmothers? But I will tell you the same thing I told the last 27 people to walk through my door this afternoon test Proposal denied Listen, the fuses we need are up in the storeroom ahead of you. You get those we get comms back We get lights and maybe we get the hell out of here Just stay quiet and don't get eaten Don't worry about the flashlight. We have batteries at the next drop focus on the fuses Yes, yes grab those and we're gonna be good to Okay mouse Just a rat nothing to worry about. Oh That's SCP 058. Okay. That's a cow heart with four legs four tentacles and a scorpion tail I'm gonna need you to run run now shit Commence test to Yes, the bucket protected him from Reggie, but now we need to see if it will be effective against SCP 049 Intriguing put that in the notes. Oh and right in bold do not tell bright about this tape We do not need to know about the bucket And don't tell Clef about this tape either and that's why my sister won't eat duck that makes so much sense Oh security go to the bucket head cell We can't have Reggie being the invincible bucket head. That's too much power But he's not quite the idiot that aces and he can be quite cynical Security just shoot him wait really. Yeah, just shoot him. I think it's gonna work Knew it. He just didn't believe enough It's not the blue one Approach that one with a meadow. I think that might be our entity Does it look like the cat doesn't belong? Oh, okay. Well the task force is on route, but for now run Cosplay performance tips body discipline you could have an excellent cosplay with perfect makeup great lighting and camera a script with hilarious jokes But if you just kind of deliver it like this then no one's really gonna watch it Body discipline is knowing where your body is in space and understanding what you are doing with it at its most basic level It's the Ted talk tip which is talk with your hands make sure that your words match your motions that way It's all very cohesive and don't turn yourself into a super sentai character Another shortcut is to find a gimmick that fits your character although I can't for the life of me imagine what mine might be But if you really want to excel you don't just use the shortcuts You also use capital I intent or why am I doing what I'm doing? What's my motivation? Mr. Director I can't speak to every performer's journey in this sense But for me what taught me the mental aspect of this was theater classes and working in community theater You spend a lot of time studying your body and studying other people's bodies Giggity and you're trying to figure out the conscious in unconscious actions people do and what motivates those actions so that you can emulate them But in a more natural way if this ain't making a lick of sense It's cuz I'm trying to cram a whole lot of years of study into a quick tiktok video So what I'm saying is take theater classes They're fun and you learn a lot and to supplement that mental practice of doing theater study I highly suggest doing some sort of physical sport athletic that improves your actual physical ability So that you'll be able to use your body in more interesting ways than your average person for me that meant ballroom dancing and yoga But there's a zillion kinds of sports out there I'm sure you can find something that interests you and improves your body discipline at least in my experience the people I've seen who can use their physical acumen to supplement their performance the best are martial artists Gymnasts yogis and dancers. I choose those sports because a they fulfill the four pillars of physical fitness strength endurance balance Flexibility and they put your body through a whole variety of different kind of movements And that is how you apply that to being an actor later If y'all know any other sports that fit the bill put them in the comments And if you're interested in doing any of those physical arts to improve your skill start training now Doesn't matter how old you are god I wish I started as a kid because then I'd be a dance ninja by the time I'm 35 like I am now but start now doesn't matter if you are 35 find beginner classes and get to it That video was long and all over the place if you're still here Comment that you made it and tell me if you like these kind of videos and want more in the future Did you know that in flammable and flammable both mean the same thing that something is easily set a blaze Because the same linguistic quirk applies to clipping through walls and no clipping through walls They both mean to pass through and if you want to get pedantic you picked the wrong geek This is absolutely fascinating for context in SCP lore Are we cool yet as a pretentious anomalous art collective and they leave their art installations around town and normal people get Manged or unalived and the d-bags don't care because they do it for the art man And if you look up the vessel in NYC and the artists behind it, it's basically SCP IRL Hey Ross bod, they'd like to know if I approve their testing proposal. Would you give them my response? Can't believe I'm trying to Brian Cranston jelly doughnut. Shh. I put a box over SCP 173 so it can't tell if you're blinking See if you take my yogurt from the break room friggin and you jerk It's black history month, so we're highlighting black SCP characters today We're doing SCP 5886 the ballad of Jim Bijio James Bijio is an SCP version of a speedster I like to call this article the flash but sad James's powers activate one night and the world stands still Because if you're moving that faster perception has to keep up and that means that everything around you is moving as slow as you are fast and The article is a diatribe on the loneliness of being a speedster based on the song the ballad of Barry Allen by Jim's big ego I picked this particular character today because I wanted to do double-duty and highlight another creator as well Box modious is an excellent scp cosplayer and did a video on Jim for me as a request Thanks mocks hit that like button give mocks a follow and I'll see you in the next video secure contain Protect holy scarlet king's jockstrap. You are misunderstanding If the image of scp 096 this face through real life or through photograph enters your brain Whether you know about it or not because remember for fucking pixels then 096 Senses it and comes after you you don't need to know about it for 096 to hunt you down SCP 5000 doesn't make you invisible. It just makes people forget that they saw you the entire problem with 096 SCP 096 inside of SCP 5000 is still gonna on live everybody who sees its face It's just way harder for us to find it after it's done I don't know which of you approve the pet the murder puppy test But considering its success, I guess you earned a raise This one goes out to my boy Lucas T. Arnold if you're not watching his booty slam poetry sessions I suggest you do so but not right now right now. It's time for some sc poetry booty style Booty one zero five six booty that can shrink Booty one seven three booty watch don't blink Booty three zero zero one booty in the void Booty six eighty two booty cannot be destroyed booty one eighty four Booty infinite size booty two three one six booty you do not recognize Booty one zero two five booty sick as hell Booty five hundred booty makes you well Booty three five seven nine booty instigator Booty procrastination rock Booty. I'll finish this later SCP 3302 is safe 3302 was a single DVD specifically disc one of season one of the US version of the television sitcom the office The DVD itself is autographed by John Krasinski With a dedication that says if all else fails mug 30 degrees to either side This is also known as the gym look when the DVD is watched by human being from the point of the first gym look in the show They will uncontrollably recreate the gym look Every time they perceive a statement is Unintelligible subject is unaware of this facial anomaly Unless brought to their attention doing so continuously will cause great emotional distress to the subject It's a playground your child I can't make it easier for me to work on the anomalous chain Okay, yeah, that's what it means Of course, there's a spatial anomaly in the break room go on get it grab the Oh, oh You okay Yes, I'm obviously going to contain it, but look what a good job. It's doing. It's so industrious Lisa you're scaring me You're not supposed to leave your containment chamber No one's hiding your No one's hiding your saxophone No Give us a visual sweep first up now down and be on the lookout for hostiles He's stuck an infinite fall. That's not gonna be any help pull him out. Oh You woke up. That's new I swear to 343 when I find you security, I've got you to do D class What happens if you keep SCP 173 in an enclosed glass hamster wheel and then look away from him Is it free energy breaks the glass shower thoughts? What happens when SCP 012 is completed like it runs out of pages are people so incompletable There is no run out of pages. We wasted a lot of paper testing that become neutralized When you think about it the chaos insurgency and every other group of interest are really just proof that the SCP foundation is horrible at keeping Half of them make anomalies. 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