 We'll be ready in five, five minutes guys, five minutes, everybody go to the bathroom, roll up, roll up, roll up time, when everybody got rolled up we good, what's happening, let them be deceiving, let them be deceiving, let them be deceiving, try to see what's been going on in the world, you DC need a time to roll up, $60 bucks, right, give me another $60 bucks and I'll give you a full bag of it right now, no fuck no, because I'm gonna have to go to the feed store, it cost me 60, 58 plus 7 percent, what's that, oh gee, you do a hard bug, I'll tell you what I'm doing, you want to take that dog up there, when you get up there, I'm gonna tell you what to get, now actually, I got a bag over there, I'm gonna let you have it back, but when you get up there, I'm gonna have you call me, so I can tell you what to get, but the bag ain't free, it's gonna be 60 bucks, you gonna have to pay for the bag, it's a big bag, I said 50, he said shittin' off, shittin' off, shittin' off, because I go up there, I go up there, it's gonna cost me $65, $62, before I get to the reddish, shittin' off, wife people fun in here, them white people, that's a good shopping music right there, I said make you want to buy a travel like so, I'm gonna go and get a shirt, I gotta get a shirt, I gotta get that shirt, you know what, let me see, let me check, man, hey, excuse me, y'all got a medium, you gotta be, get that James Smith, that music right there, that's his motivation right there, you know that's that James Smith, that's that James Smith one, check, engine light, come on, that music, come on, you on it, Kev, I'm gonna make it, that's that shit he said, like man, they boxed water, cost our smoking for that, I'm gonna, I'm gonna get to the house, where does candle come from, Chad, where does candle come from, hey Chad, hold on, hey Ryan, can you send Joe the PO box information so he can drop it, we need him to stamp it, I keep saying, I keep saying it on the show and it never pop up, so I like a dickhead, I think it's Percy, who is the motherfucker there, Kane Spill, is it you, fucking idiot, fucking Kane Spill, how you gonna do some titles that you can't fucking spell, what have he done so title, Kane Spill, Kane Spill, C-A-I-N-T, now that's too much of slang, come on, Kane, C-A-N-T, my nigga, nigga says, C-A-I-N, that Kane, that Kane, that Kane, the Florida Kane, that Kane, that Kane, I can't do that bro, I can't do that right now, I can't, I ain't even gonna lie, I think I don't know how to spell Ben, I've been spelling wrong for too long, how you spell Ben, like Ben, like the person, no not Ben the person, like I've been doing this too long, B-E-E-N, like I put B-E-E-N, I was like, but that ain't the right way, I be writing, I be following this nigga on Twitter, and I read his tweet, I be like, yeah this nigga real gangsta, bro, he ain't on you, none of the words, bro, he, that motherfucker you just enough so you can understand, like this nigga don't need to spell enough for the shit to be wrong, I be like, what, I ain't done, I ain't been trying for it, I know how to read, bro, I just choose to do stupid shit, like I choose, these are the types of shit, like I'm at home comfortable as a mother, like it's C-O-M-F-A, table, I'm like comfortable, nigga you are comfortable, but I gotta stop though, because it's not like that, like I text with slang, I read like a motherfucker, but I text with, like I text how I talk, so I got to start even with the words that I learned, you know what I'm saying, I got to start, you know what I'm saying, using my everyday language, you know what I'm saying, because it's very indisputable, you dig what I'm saying, so now I might have niggas looking like what is indisputable, nigga that's a regular word, nigga that's necessary, take necessary right, you was indisputable, nah, you see what I'm saying, the gangsta niggas don't know how to change that shit, my cousin, bro, it don't matter how much we read, we have to make ourselves in that shit though, nigga my cousin wrote a letter home from Jeff to his mama, he on there talking about what's up, thug, love, I'm like, nigga, this, separate, you got to see, that's too far, but we, we got to start doing it though, but I just feel like it's just a lot of things, it ain't really like we choose to do that, that's just our slang and how we talk, you know what I'm saying, like in New Orleans, like you heard me, I know them niggas text you heard me, I know them niggas text me like, hey I'm about to come over there, you heard me, like, I think they got that as a text signature, you can't keep typing that, because you say it after everything, you say it. Like I know, so it might be like you heard me a lot, bitch, you playing, you heard me, so look, check it out, I'm about to come pick you up, you heard me, like, do they text that shit? Probably, no they do, they do, they do, I know grown ass men that will never put a C and a K together, because they still gang members, it's just, it's how I happen. I have brains like people in the way they talk, New Yorkers, Kevin, and New Orleans, I love how they talk, Florida is just a slang, Florida, Alabama, and Georgia, and Tennessee, and Memphis is a musical, it's like a, you don't know what you're gonna get, you just, all right, we're gonna throw that to that alumna, we're gonna give them my invitations, you feel what I'm saying, y'all got your own moves, yeah, we got our own, every mistake got their own little saying, like shout it, you know exactly what shout it came from, shout it, that ATL, what you from, shout it, nah, time back, hey, time back, time back, hey, time back, you know what I say now, because of Ryan Camry, bag back, bag back, bag back, that's not even, that's not even proper, we don't say that shit, y'all do, bag back, like bag back, we be like, bitch who you talking to? No, if you saying like, hey, you um, your, your car is too close to the curb, bag back a little bit, now we'll ask somebody, and you know this nigga, you know him, he about to get his shit fucked, we polite before we, like we generous before we act the fool, you know, we'll ask somebody like, them, them, them, your people, all right, get your boy, get your boy, you ever been somewhere and they don't know who your people are, why you ain't asked nobody, they don't give a fuck, right, so you know what time it is, see I'm from Memphis, I'm gonna sit them up and talk slow and hear them, it's just, I ain't realizing until I came, till you left, I came to Georgia and I came back and then I went home and I was like, damn, they don't even talk slow in the morning for a minute. But don't, but then don't you like, like, embrace that shit though. But it didn't say, it was like, you get out the car, nigga like, hey, now ugly boy, I see you, nigga, pull up, they need more fucking like that, wait, how long it took you to be sitting there, nigga, I need to fuck up and say what you got to say. Nigga got number 10, shit, we been round these bitches, shit, they be cool, what's up, we got them, you coming back to fuck with them, all day, I'm on that call over dog. You can see that nigga, sir, he can sit, what's up, cool, pray to the Lord, you know what I'm talking about, we ain't anything, we got the whole lady, we got my kids, they praising Jesus on the good son. But you realize, you got an accent when you lead though. Most of them. Everybody be like, man, your accent is so strong. Come on, man, what the hell y'all nigga, tongue back, nigga, I'm speaking to it like you. This the part that killed me though, don't forget to tell me, you don't sound like you from Mississippi, I was like, you ever heard, you ever been to Mississippi and they be like, no, what the fuck, I'm supposed to sound like you, you don't know what the fuck goes on. I think it's just white Mississippi what people think, they don't really know black Mississippi. Every time I think of Mississippi, I think of woods and don't go there. That's the first thing I think about too, when I think of Mississippi at home, I think of woods, grass, trees. Just don't go there. No people first. No people, I think of woods and just don't go there. That's the best part about Mississippi though, we got the best landscape out of every state. I don't give a fuck what nobody's saying. Our greens are greener. Y'all shit is dirty. Our dirt is dirty. Dirt. Y'all rules are brown. Oh, nigga, that's how you know you in Mississippi, as soon as you see those brown ass, no, the highway brown for some strange reason, you be like, you see that brown ass highway, that's Mississippi. In downtown, y'all see it for slings. The highway on this side of Mississippi is brown, the Alabama shit is white, it's like, it's like land, come free, turn it, it's just dirt. It's crazy. We might as well do the intro. Welcome back to the A-Five South Show. We sit here chillin', we chillin', we rollin', we smokin', gettin' somethin', we ain't got to do this shit. We just gonna do it right off the top, DC. Yeah, amen. We don't get a lot of ladies in the trap to come through and talk shit with us. Oh, we got a lady. Because you know it's hard to find ladies that talk shit the way we talk. We got a lady. And she a shit talker. You married. I just might be a hoe. Uh-oh, see. We got titties in the building. Yes, but I am married. Ladies and gentlemen, I need to introduce to the audience, this lady right here, she's so cold. She's probably the only lady who can go to a fucking NFL game and go to jail. I ain't seen, I ain't seen no other women get arrested at the fucking NFL game. You get arrested at the game? Yeah, she talk big shit, man. All along sports center, man. When she get on social media, she talking shit, bro. You talking your shit? She talk her shit all the time. Talk your shit? Ladies and gentlemen, you know her and you love her. She live with every black girl's dream. Miko Grimes, ladies and gentlemen. Thank you, man. That's a hell of an intro, right? My nigga, that was dope. Let me tell you. I had to. You are gonna make a lot of people... Live with every black girl's dream? She live with every black girl's dream. You about to make a lot of people happy. I know you see them in the mentions and the comments and they are constantly in my mentions asking me, like, when are you gonna go on that show? And I'm like, y'all act like y'all want me to just be thirsty chasing niggas around and hop on that show. How you had to do the same shit? No, I did. When I said, I finally was like, you know what? Let me just say something. Right. And I hit you. Right. And you was like, it's lit. Yeah, we've been trying to set it up for a minute. You know, pre-corona, you was moving all around. We was both just moving. Yeah. Yeah. So now you're in the city and we had to get you up here, man, talking to you. Yeah. How you been? What's going on? What's new with you? Man, today was just rough. You know, I had, you know, I'm a plant-based eater, you know, I'm a plant eater. I eat plants. Oh. But today I had to have some meat. I ate some crab today. For the first time. No, I just been probably about three weeks, but like, I was just. You've been cheating. Yeah, no, no, no, no. Let me tell you. Let me tell you why. About three weeks. No, because I, I believe in plants, you know, predominantly plant-based eating, but I see meat as like, Hennessy as a line of coke, shit like that. What the first time that's going on in the vegetable world? I'm just saying, I don't. I get meat like in liquor, boy. Every time I walk past some meat, I start. Give me two shots of crab meat. But I'm saying it's like something that I don't do on a day-to-day basis. It's just every once in a while type of thing. It's a splurge. Yeah. So you eat plants. Yes. So you go outside, pick a plant and eat it? No. I go to the grocery store and buy the shit that I go to. Grocery store be, you talking about them flowers, they be in the fruit. I'm eating them cemetery flowers. No, nigga. I'm talking about to eat that shit. No, I'm just saying I don't eat any meat or dairy. You don't know what the hell I'm talking about, DC. He's not playing with me. God damn it. Hey, man, who else you got to hit with on DC? Anyway, this is good. He just started already. Already. We already knew it. Okay, go ahead. Hold on. I'm just saying I was so frustrated today that I just wanted to take it out on some meat, basically. So what type of crowd that you got? Because you know, you're married, ma'am. Ladies. Ladies. Look how Marvin Gaye looking at you. We are respectful. Ladies. Yeah, to take it out on some meat. Good gracious. Oh, let me put the weed down. I didn't choke on my innocent. What kind of what kind of crowd? I was just fond of it. I'm saying, the king crab. I eat king crab and little Tabasco. I was just frustrated with just the shit that's going on with Floyd George and everything. I just was, you know, in my feelings, I've been angry all day. I, you know, I felt like shooting somebody for some reason. I was just just for Floyd. Yeah, I've just been mad all day long. And then it's like, I'm a sports reporter. And so I do a podcast about sports, you know, and so I can't talk about the playoffs or how the NBA should happen after watching a nigga get lynched like that. Right. Like you just don't sit right with me in my spirit. Like, why is that important today? And I'm, and I'm watching a lot of niggas that I respect go on with regular life. Like, ain't nothing going on. There could be anybody. It could be anybody. And I'm definitely down with the just for Floyd campaign. You feel, you know, I'm saying, I feel like a lot of people is, you know, when it comes to politics, they scared of who they're going to make my feathers. They're going to see what I'm saying. But as a, as a, as a black man, as something, even though if politics, not your thing, it's still something that you should stand up. Right. Because right is right and wrong is wrong. But then the end of the end of the day, these are the politicians and the people that we place in, in the position to secure us or to help, you know what I'm saying? Help our economy better. But when you see that they're not really for us, it's a fucking problem. No, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no. Hey, hey. Yeah, you start seeing a problem. Yeah. Because we're electing them. We're putting them in office. We're paying them. We're paying the police. They, we pay their salary taxes. Right. You know what I'm saying? And then they just get away with it. It's just like, you know, getting fired ain't enough no more. And then we find out going to court ain't enough no more. Right. You know, they're just never getting punished the way they would if it was you. If you had sat on a nigger neck like that, with your hands in your pocket for almost five minutes, they might electrocute you. But see, I think, I think the, the, the pen pour where everybody be trying to distract people on, you know, they be like, well, the black on black. Okay, we all know that's a, that's a big fact that we got to make sure that we stop that. But I feel like as a race, it's on the race to take care of the, that certain race. Let us deal with it. You know what I do to come back black on black crime? I don't do no fucking crime. That's my part. That's the part that I'm participating in. Right. But I'm, but the, but the, but the, the, the bounce back off that is they don't understand that it's a cover up for what's been going on. It's a, it's a new modern day or the same shit. Like you say, it's lynching, but it's covered up. This is 2020 lynching. You see what I'm saying? You remember when times when it was okay to hang a nigga on the tree, right? It was okay. And now it's okay to kneel on a nigga, because they feel like it's okay. They not go get punished. You dig what I'm saying? So I feel like we should take a stand. I'm with that. I'm with all this shit. And that's why when I went on my podcast today, I was like, I'm not going to talk to y'all about the NBA NFL fuck that shit. I'm sending a message to whoever, if there's any type of underground shit going on that we linking up and getting our people together, call me a nigga, hit me up. I got resources. I got bread. I can contribute. I'm tired. I'm not marching another motherfucking step. I'm not protesting shit. I ain't calling no motherfucking senators and congressmen begging for my motherfucking freedom no more. You know what I'm saying? This, they didn't take this country by begging. They took it by robbing and war. So what's up? What you talking about? I'm talking about all that. That's just where I was today. And that's why I was trying to tell you that I had a some meat. Because you was all a lot to come on. Fuck this shit. I'm telling you. You're thugging. Cut. I thugged with crab legs. Crab legs did all of this. Yes. Man, let's move on. That's just. That's for Floyd. George Floyd. That video is very disturbing. You got to understand, but the niggas sat right there, bro. You feel what I'm saying? I don't like talking about not really politics. I don't like speaking of the politics and the streets. You see what I'm saying? Because I'm on the streets. I don't even like that. And I respect the fact that you even understand that. But I got, I stand for something. You dig what I'm saying? So I understand and I know the procedures because I don't been on that side. You dig what I'm saying? I know how you're supposed to apprehend a suspect, bro. You feel what I'm saying? Like, I know the procedures when you supposed to apprehend a suspect. You're not in danger. We watching niggas get carted off to Mc, to Burger King after shooting up a church. But this niggas. 23 killin' though. Yeah. Yeah. 23 killin' though. And y'all can walk this niggas. You pull this niggas over, set him outside the car, set him down. But you tried to say the niggas was resistant. Yeah. The niggas sat down himself. Right. And then for y'all, listen, man. In a new report, the fire department says paramedics in the ambulance checked Floyd's pulse several times, finding none. He was later pronounced dead at the hospital. Let me be clear. The arresting officer killed someone. Minneapolis Mayor Jacob Fry is calling for the arresting officer Derek Chauvin to face criminal charges. He'd be alive today if he were white. Listen, man, if you really think niggas finna keep going for this shit, shit finna be real nasty, man. I'm just saying, you gotta understand, there's so many people out here who ain't really finna keep going for this shit. But you gotta understand, don't fuck being ready. They been waiting, they been ready to, to, to, to, they, they want that. They don't have any leaders. We don't, I don't know if we do, you know what I'm saying, Megan? I'm speaking out of term, but I don't, I don't see no leaders doing what we really need to do. You know, but you know, I'm gonna be, I'm gonna be, I'm gonna, I'm gonna tell you the real, the real, the real, the real, real, real. And you just gotta be ready to die. The price of freedom is death. You see, you know what I'm saying? I forgot to be, I already had that first mentality of, we are the sacrifices in order for the change to come. Because first of all, y'all puts that in, they ain't gonna do shit. So we're going to be the ones that, let's show these niggas we're not playing. So y'all puts that in, can continue to be better. Better. You see what I'm saying? Cause they ain't not gonna respect that shit that y'all doing. They gonna respect this shit. You feel what I'm saying? So then that's what the Malcolm X then came about. What he was like, okay, I understand. No disrespect and no sizes. I'm, I'm behind everybody. Martin took the approach of we're going to be positive. Let's speak it out. Let's, let's talk it out. Which, which it's cool that it's part of the solution. But I'm telling you, to other people that were thinking like, oh, that don't work. Yes it do. It's part of the solution. But they got to also know that we have a Malcolm X plan. We have a Malcolm X sport because they think we can sit down and come to a consensus. But once everybody leave that table and they still want to do what they want to do. I could have sworn we just came to a consensus. Now we got to share blood on that side. I'm with that shit. I'm with all that shit. Oh, I'm in trouble. Listen, you got to come see us when you come to New York, VP Biden, because I will. It's a long way until November. We got more questions. You got more questions. I tell you, if you have a problem figuring out whether you're for me or Trump, and you ain't black, it don't have nothing to do with Trump. It has to do with the fact. I want something for my community. I would love to see you take a look at my record, man. I extended the voting racks 25 years. I have a record that is second to none. You ain't black or look at my African American. Isn't he? Isn't he wonderful? But what I'm saying, who was he talking to? What's he talking to? No, Kanye, wasn't it Kanye? No, it was Joe Biden. He said that. Joe Biden said to the show name, but then Donald Trump said that about some random nigga who's just at work. That nigga just walked by. Look at my African American. I don't know if he said it just one year. Yes. No, it was just some nigga. I think the Trump one was worse. Look at my African American. Yeah, it was almost like he was on a rope, like a chain. I mean, I've been trying to vote for Obama for the last, oh yeah, so you know I'm bad with politics. I'm still stuck. I don't know when it's going. I voted for the libertarian. But the next time I get drunk and I see my niggas get drunk, I'm going to say. Look at my African American. Isn't he wonderful? I can't wait to use it in context. So this year, this the new one right here. Let me see it. Well, if you don't vote for me, you ain't black. You ain't black. What's the mother shit you don't do? You ain't black. I feel like if you're going to park your car and turn the wheels. Oh, turn the music down when you parallel parking. Parking the handicap because you don't feel like nobody old pulling up. I'm saying like when you swerve up in the parking lot, if you don't feel like you're like, I ain't backing out that handicap. Did she look at you? Did you try to look old? Sometimes the old people are waiting for you to get out of the car. Come on, let me see. Man, what you smoking over there? That's because he parking handicap a lot. He do. No, I don't. That's a fine. Play with them folks if you want to. You got it. You got it. We'll pull the car police on your butt. You got it a couple times. Yeah, well, I walked in. I walked in to stole my nigga. I parked in the handicap. Bro, I'll probably be in that bitch for 30 seconds. I come back out, but I swear about that running my plate. Tickets already ready. Speaking of, then you see my young guy with all energy. Hey, speaking of handicap, guess who been online roasting the shit out of people, DC? Well, she a man. Oh, that's all I'm going to do for our page. Exactly. He been threatening Duvall for the longest, though. Well, she a man got three feet itself. Play with him. I'm not going to. He's sitting on it. I'm not going to because the nigga way too smart. Because that boy is strong. When that nigga got me up at their show. Yeah, on that nigga's shoulders biggest head. I'm going to dislocate my shoulder. But you know what he got to be because he doing a lot of these. Shout out to wheelchair man. If he grab you, he serious. I don't know who the fuck editing these videos for. But he is online talking big shit. Whistle up titles. He know we don't know the fucking shit. We don't know what he's saying. Shout out to my boy wheelchair man. And that boy know how to type. And to that lady who let us ride all around that arena in her scooter. I don't know her name. I need to send her some batteries. But I've been wondering how you've been doing this. I want to send her some batteries. I want to make sure her shit stay charged. She was so. So she was like let me get up here and do this. So we can go faster. Like so you've been racing this scooter. So when she see other people in scooters. She said hitting a bit. I want to do it on site. Like if they pull up beside each other and want more. They want to see how fast. Hold on what you doing. I pull over there. Exactly. Your shit ain't charged man. All the way up. Wake your ass up man. Who else you got in here with us today? I ain't got my boy Jackson. No doberman gang. He's sleepy now. This nigga is all feet. No he's sleepy. Babe we got to welcome Jackson to the trap house too. This is the first official trap house dog. Jackson. Wake up. He's like what y'all nigga talking about. Good morning. What's up doberman gang. That's what it is. I hope he remember all of us. So when he get big enough to bite people and shit. Oh he gonna be good. You know he'll know that we related. I ain't even know the nigga take now. He take about three now today. Yeah. He's got to get another dog around and rough him up a little bit. You got to get pushed around a little bit. No he definitely thugging. Hand me that Swisher bro. It's time for another blunt. Let's move on to some more world happening is why we're in the mood. World. They said about hey you fuck with the sports. What do you think about the NBA going to Disney world? I think that the virus happened. You know we need to stay home and flatten the curve. And once the curve was flattened. It's kind of like a only strong survive type situation. Yeah. And these billionaires won't they coin? They have they have taken enough L's at this point. The economy gonna fall. What if they in the world ain't up the economy gonna fall? Yeah and they want their money and why not use their most powerful you know unit of people black men playing sports. That's what I was about to answer. How much of that do you think is just because they miss niggas? Like what what we're part of that thing? Like they really just miss niggas like. The DNA world. I miss my niggas like you know like the NBA only. They need us. They need us. We entertain them in so many ways and this is one of them. Yeah. You know and if they if they could get it crowdless why not? You know they don't they don't I'm gonna be real. They miss the NFL draft. That shit is like a slave trade off. Yes it is. Don't be a nut. They be like how much you want for that nigga? Shit. I'll give you 10 million for that song bitch. Put them on the third slide. God damn it Judy. Shit. The most of them got the first goddamn pick. These niggas around here dunking and shit. They got the best pick of them. Remember we miss Lebron. That's exactly what it is. That's exactly what the draft is. I'm telling you they be betting on niggas bro. I'm gonna I'll watch the Michael Jordan lad damn man when they couldn't get that white boy. Hey they mad as hell. When they went all the way over there couldn't get that white boy. They roughed that white boy up man. And nigga Skyder came to his senses. He was like man I'm hoping to try to go trade me for that white boy. And he didn't really want to come. I came at the play. That really was a war. Man I'm full. Niggas don't flew all the way to Croatia. They go trade me you fuck nigga. Man come on man give my jersey man. Give my jersey man. Give my shit. Give my shit. When I grew up. We didn't know where to grow up. Get my goddamn jersey man. Michael Jordan was my idol. And after watching the last dance. Talk yo shit. I'm still my idol. But I never want to meet this nigga bro. Michael Jordan is the meanest, pettiest. He bringing that shit out of you though. I don't need that type of greatness bro out of me. He bringing it out. He got the yell at you to let you go. Man this is how pettiest nigga worked. Hold on. This is how you this. At this point other documentary. That's all that. Whoopas was legal. That was real. Yeah. Listen. Niggas was gave whoop. So that was normal what he was doing. He was tapping the head. This is when I knew Michael Jordan was pettiest. When the nigga was gambling with that nigga for quarters. And he kept. And he kept the nigga money man. Michael Jordan then got that man whole parking man check. And laughing about it. Over some quarters. He making me motherfucking flip quarters. Six, eight hours before the game. I'm through my. No fucking way. Flip again. I can't beat you. Your thumb's bigger than mine. My kids gotta go to school. Fuck them kids. Go again. Damn. Yes. He beating them so bad. He giving them three chances to beat him to his one. That's how bad he killing them. He was taking all the quarters. All the. What episode it is? I'm on episode six. All the quarters. All the food stamps. No it happened the white haired man. Oh see I'm on episode six. I think it come right in now. Right in the middle. I'm full. I'm full. See but you know what the only thing I ain't like bro. If you go back and watch every episode. None of them players really fuck with kids. No. Every time them kids are like. Hey. I love you. Hey man get your ass over there man. That's why I didn't like that. But you know what it was real. There's no fuck with kids man. No. I know you man. Get your little fucking ass over there. No DC that's your real. How the hell you get back here man. That shit is real. And the only reason they do it now. Is because of social media. Shame me. They would gang up on you and your comments. If they see video you tell the kids to get the pump on. It's like guilt you into doing that shit. Dennis Robinson all of a sudden he'll give his shoes to a child. He walked up. He's like hey did it I love you. Yeah man. That's why I ain't like when Amar Rashad got me. Fuck out of here man. Remember when they was interviewing Amar Rashad. He was like Michael Jordan. He would always find a kid who had no chance in the world of meeting Michael Jordan. And he would meet him. I'm like you lying motherfucker. Like Michael Jordan. Hey man go get them white kids up there at the top. Yeah. Bring them down here and let them meet a great nigga. Bring them down. No he didn't. Go get them niggas way up at the top by them retired jerseys. Bring them down so they can meet and get a picture with me and Scotty. The rest of them niggas they want to meet me and Scotty. That's what a lot of the players are saying happen. They saying that it was totally curved to make Michael look like a saint. Even though they tried to show some of his flaws. You know it was his idea. That's why. And they said of course it was about me. Cause I'll show that bullshit. And the media was so here back then. Didn't know Mike used to be a nice fake. So I didn't know who the fuck Horace Grant was. He should have put his goggles back on. How about those points Michael? I'm like but y'all got these motherfuckers. I can't even breathe. You sniffing Mike. All right. I love the game. I ain't 30 points. I'm like get your bitch ass on. Man Mike was sonning them niggas man. Can you imagine being a grown ass professional athlete. You gotta ask another nigga on the team for some tickets. And then thank you. You gotta go talk to Mike. Mike gave the nigga one ticket. Tell him nigga leave. Hey man. Go on now. I already gave you tickets. What nigga? He was like all right Mike. Don't put that on there. Yeah. All right. All right nigga. Take my fucking ticket back. Mike I don't give a fuck. I like that. Man you can be aggressive with sports playing. You feel me like on the court I can call you a bitch and still fuck with you. I'm just getting in your head. Like I can't call you no bitch on stage. Nigga we tell jokes. That's the different. Like it ain't competitive nigga. Nigga I admire what you do. Even though they admire what each other do on the game. I'm here to win a championship. We're not here to win a championship on each other. We're here to win a championship with each other. You know what they left out the documentary though. Besides his wife. They didn't have no segment in the documentary about his jeans. Them big ass jeans they had on. What are your rings? They should have did something about them jeans man. Yeah. Nigga alcoholic. Nigga eyes brown as fuck. Hey Jordan that Jordan was a trendsetter. I don't give a fuck. I'm like nigga the great man of all time. Nigga eyes brown. Scratch. We'll make your eyes brown. Nah that's from drinking all the cognac and smoking them cigars. I think it's both of y'all said together. I don't give a fuck man. I wish I could have just seen this nigga play like even them highlights his shit was like. How old are y'all? I'm 28. I'm 37. You gotta understand he retired in 1998. I was only six. My daddy wasn't watching no Gary. Nigga watching Sam for his son man. I was playing while Jordan was playing. While y'all niggas watching the finals. I'm over there. Patty can I watch the game. But he don't stop. This is all I see. I'm coming to joy. I'm like man this nigga need to go out there. Go away. But out of all the cold shit I ever saw Michael Jordan do. This one I knew that nigga was going to be a legend forever. When he started dropping Jordan commercials. And they ain't even had the fucking shoes in them. And then niggas was actually asking you bruh you saying them new joints. Nigga what the fuck I'm going to see him man. Nigga Jordan used to talk like a slave back in the day. I just I just want to make sure that the team that does. He did. We did. I just want to be better. I just I just want to make something out of myself. I just want to make something out of myself. And I just I just want to do good by other people. I'm saying God does that nigga the riches. She had a riches nigga talk back then. I just want to do good by people. And to be the better basketball player of my time. I don't know if you noticed this. But Michael Jordan answer every question with the game of basketball. No answer is just the game of basketball. Anything you ask that nigga is the game of basketball. I just want to I just want to be the best player of all time. I just want to be on the bull front side. I do as long as I can be. If the level on there has me to be. Scottie Pippin that's the greatest player. We got Dennis Rodman. I Dennis had so crazy. We got Paxson. Phil I love Phil. Who else was on the dog collar? I hate Jerry. He hated Jerry. Oh he has. Everybody hated Jerry. Yo he has so much rude shit for Jerry all the time. Don't smoke that. Don't stop the girls. Sure you should. He's just sitting there. All right Michael. Hey did you see Steve Kersey and Michael Jordan punched him in the face and looked right at the camera and said yeah it made him respect me. Only a white man. Hold on. Wait a minute. Wait a minute. What? Michael Jordan punched him in the face. He's there again. He's there again. I had faith. What's the car used to rough him up to though? What's my boy Oakley? Oh yeah. He punched Scottie Pippin in the face. Oh yeah. Oh he slapped Scottie in the face. Scottie I fought with you. You're a real country nigger. But we need you. What's the look of him? We got to heal him. He'll be back by two to three. He can't treat me like this. I'm going to treat him next to this time. All right. He did. He smashed it. He let a nigger smash it. He was like yeah ain't you going to talk to me. Come on ain't it. Yep. Told you. Pat. Oh my bad Scottie. Scottie Pippin. He let it out. Yeah yeah yeah. Call a nigger bro. He did not deserve what Future did to him. Scottie. Oh Future. He did not deserve that. What did he do? He allegedly slept with his wife. Allegedly. Even if he didn't. Even if he didn't the internet then took the shit and ran with it so hard that Scottie don't deserve that. Especially after the documentary that came out. But Scottie didn't move during them. I saw him at the nail salon with a whole other bitch. That's cool. That's cool. You know what I appreciate about the era of the NBA? I don't give a fuck. He got a long ass chin. All the groups in the shit kept it and held it down. I really love playing with Miles and Jordan. I really love playing with Dennis Ryman. And they were both the greatest players I ever played with. And that was that. But then you can't get mad at Scottie for signing that deal either. You gotta think about it. Seven years for Seventeen Miles. You bet on yourself. You do but back then Seven years for Seventeen Miles. That was a loan for him. You know it just made me realize he didn't really know how dope he was. Nobody knew. Shit. He didn't know. You should know. Shit. Your agent didn't know either. They didn't look that you like you gotta get Seventeen Miles. Go on there and take that Seventeen Miles. What you think I should do? But if I was you I would go and take that Seventeen Miles. Fuck you go on there and say no. Scottie Pippen knew he was going back to Arkansas. That was really like 30 million. But he didn't start playing after he got like older of age. So they had hoop dreams, but they was accidentally going to the NBA around that time. They like I'm good. Yeah, you great. You see how the mic on them talk? Yeah, I just want to play basketball. They say I'm great. So I'm just coming out here to play. They don't fucking know. You can tell. You can see Graydon. Scottie just happened to go to a smaller school so you don't get like put on a big stage. So what type of deals were them niggas getting back then when money was real and had value? No, you had to have an agent that negotiated. I know how to say the word. And it just seemed like his agent just was taking whatever. Instead of you got to if they offer you something you have to go hire. Okay, but then he signed that Seventeen Miles. He signed that Seventeen Miles. He didn't become a household name until he grew in the game. You see what I'm saying? But yes, your agent's job to know what you're going to be at. It's more like the team is going to pay you for what you've already done. It's your agent's job to get you paid for what you're going to. Right, but you got to understand. He didn't come in as that player. You see what I'm saying? He grew to become that player. Man, if you see- See when Mike came in, they all already knew. If you've seen Scottie Pippin play, if you've seen Scottie Pippin play, I'm a basketball player. I play professionally too. More definitely. If you've seen Scottie Pippin play in college and you see him put up next to Michael Jordan, you already know that's magic if you really know basketball. So what team did he start when he came in first? The Bulls. They drafted him. Who? The Bulls. The Bulls drafted when he first came in? Yeah. Man, you know what I'm saying? I don't know about this shit. Yeah. Damn, I forgot you wasn't born yet. Hell nah, nigga, I told you, nigga, I don't see shit as I want that nigga to tie. I be forgetting. I came back when the nigga played with the Wizards and I'm like, that is not the nigga that I've been hearing about. Man, this is how they got that. I was like, that's my uncle, my nigga. That's my neighbor, nigga. I know him. It's not MJ. Man, I'm gonna take it. But he's still but they had samples. The most heartbreaking shit ever, though, was when we saw Michael Jordan mistick at them. Dumb. He was wide open. That was when we knew he was one. That was like watching Mike Tyson get knocked down. We was like, what the fuck? He heard your song. And this nigga can't do shit. He can dump. He missed. That motherfucking ball bounced all the way back to the niggas down there. Tell me when he was on the Wizards. He was on a fast break all by himself. That's when we knew. The motherfucking ball went back to the other niggas. He was down there just by himself. Jordan could have got average 20 or even longer because of how elite he is. But it ain't the same game. It's a lot. I know. When he came play for the Wizards, I was like, man, he don't need to get tongue out. Oh, and then 1980 average salary. I'm like, that ain't that nigga, man. 173,000 dollars. Who? That's the average salary in 1980. 1980. How much? 173. 1980. I ain't even going to say the little 500 because I don't know who was paying enough to be throwing them niggas 173,500. Who put the 500 on that? 1980. Who was getting that for the NBA? Michael Jordan took it to a global level. Exactly. He turned him and Commissioner David Stern. They took it global. It was in 80 countries at first. And then when Michael Jordan took off, it went to 250 countries. Exactly. And that's when you have to start paying niggas more money. And Scottie was on that ride. More definitely. I ain't saying nigga. I ain't against you, nigga. You know? This nigga been selling me five, six pair shoes a year for the last 20 years. I'm fucking. He eating off you. Who? Michael Jordan. Yeah. Man, he doing stupid eating. He ain't just eating. This nigga is harvesting. Yeah. Oh, I said this shit on Twitter. They gave, got them all riled up. What you saying, nigga? Fuck, keep letting Travis Scott make niggas. I ain't even know he made it. What? Time out. All these goddamn Travis Scott, Jordan's keep coming out. And Nike's and Air Max and shit. Travis Scott? Yeah, the rapper. They trash? I'm not saying they trash. What they have? Let me see. I mean, but not as a red nigga. I'm, I'm not saying, I'm not saying they trash. I'm not saying that. But enough is enough. Enough is enough. Niggas, you can't, I'm, what? Oh, here we go. It's that same shit coming you said. Oh, okay. Lady Gaga is the president of Kodak Pictures. Lady Gaga, I don't know shit about cameras. It's got a big deal, a big soul on it. And them, them, them, them here, them here, Nike. Mmm, that's what I'm saying. They not a bitch. Send them your nigga shit right now. That's, that's, that's some new era of fashion shit. You know, they ain't back in the day. Back in the day, y'all were like on that. You know what I'm saying? Them shit told and shit because you got your hard feet. Wait a minute. Support the Achilles. Wait a minute. Wait a minute. Wait a minute. Support that cat muscle. Wait a minute. Wait a minute, young blood. Call them little pictures, y'all. Wait a minute, young blood. Y'all had strong knees the way y'all were got there. No, young blood. Oh, y'all niggas ain't talking. You took me too far back there, young blood. No. I ain't, I ain't that far back there. I'm back there. That's where I'm at. I ain't shelled too. I ain't shelled too. I ain't even gonna lie. Shelled told was smooth. I ain't shelled too. No shirt. You just got the, and that's when they have it. And you got the hat. Well, you ain't got no hat. That'll just come slap your shit. Gives me how young niggas like, die of damn. You had to do me like that. You got to have that, so they don't like ground beef no more. No. I'll pull that shit out. It's like, eww, cut your chest. Your chest is making me itch. Give me a wrench. All right, bitch, fuck you. I went through puberty and I love it. Niggas got a body once now. That's why you gotta find your experience woman who gonna just let you flourish how you are. She done been through everything. She done been 20 boyfriends, two husbands. One fiance that got shot. She just want a nigga that's alive that don't hit her. Who? She's an older woman. Been through some shit. She gonna accept you just as you are. I like 40s. I'm like, right off the menopause. Right off. Right off the manopause. Right off the manopause. I'm a little sweet-spotted. You know what I mean? That's the 50s. Huh? That's the 50s. Nah, so I'm gonna kick early in the 40s to get that shit out the way. And like age, I like well met. Because I'm like I'm 37. We probably do this in a lot. You know what I'm saying? I'm like, I like well met. Like I'm 37 soon. And like ladies who my age, they already did all the shit they want to do. That can be tricky sometimes. Been in two or three relationships with niggas they really like. Now I can really just fuck with me and be cool. They can be tricky though. You done checked all your highlights off. I'm not the nigga that's about to help you live the rest of your dreams. We're just about to chill. I like it. I don't want to go with you. Going to the bar to queue. And I'm gonna be the ride. Yeah, I'm just, yeah. They got some plates. Oh man. I made you got two. You know what? Listen, this is, this is, but this is why I try to tell my friends that at some point we gonna have to start sharing y'all niggas. That's what I've been trying to tell. We gonna have to just accept this. Women gonna have to accept this too though. Write it up. Look, let me look at the camera. Let me promote. Ladies, y'all gonna have to accept the fact that we settle for y'all too. Don't feel like you the only one settling. You not a nigga type. We settle for you bitch. It's agreement. Bitch, I settle for you bitch. Shit, you think you're doing me a favor? Please stop thinking you niggas first option lady. That's, that's all I can tell you right now. That's why it's in a woman. You know, I just feel like, you know, with the pickings, if you want a black man today, the pickings are slim. If you want a black woman today, you got to build up from scratch. You got to go to the Tesla factory. Right. Because the ones who are outside that door do not like you. You a black man. You ain't shit to them. I'm telling you. There's some niggas who already pissed them off. Yeah. And she trying to get back. She get some get back. She gonna try to get you, man. But I ain't gonna lie. You know what it is? I love y'all, man. I can't help you. I can't help you. It's just a journey. Finding out you ain't shit. Right. That's what I'm saying. This is my motto. This ain't shit. I love it. I knew it. That's my motto. Everybody ain't shit. You just got to find you somebody that you can be ain't shit with. That's what I'm saying. Like, I know I ain't shit. Can you tell me you not shit? So I'm gonna find it out anyway. Yeah. Be with genuine people who not shit. I'm through trying. Next month, like I mean, I'm just gonna be like, pink is where you ain't a hoe. Like if you lie on the pink is where you just load out. I'm through asking all this shit. All you got to do pink is where you not a hoe. That's it. Do lock it in. Like, ooh. That's it be like. It means something. We ain't seen a hoe. It doesn't matter. Yeah, it's like if she can't, don't hesitate neither. You ain't one. You pink is where you pink is where. Oh, okay. That's fucking crazy. Well, just nothing wrong with being a hoe. No, it ain't. Don't you be a safe hole. You got to be a safe hole. You gotta be a safe and clean hole. That sound like a grocery store. A safe hole. Safe hole. I'm gonna go to safe hole. They keep out of shit. They never went out of hand sanitizer. Come on. Wait. Come on. Safe hole. Your bed got to have a spring. Two for one coupon. Let's do it. And a headboard. Bitch, you got to have a headboard. It is nothing wrong with that. Now with my head on the wall. Holes provide a service to the ecosystem. I think so. They provide sexual experiences for people and they get everybody kind of like started. Who hoes? Holes, yeah. Yeah. Because if you think about it. Holes like a started kid. Yeah, exactly. It lets you know what life is about to be about. Right. Stress relief. You gonna like it, but guess what? I don't fuck with you. Right. Because you can change at any moment. Right. Right. As long as you don't hang out where you used to be a hoe at. And don't nobody know you a hoe. Like if you move 30 minutes from where you used to hoe at. You straight. Right. You start all the way over. Yeah. You can just don't try to spot over where you was hoeing at. No, no, no. Because everybody seen you. Everybody know where I know you a hoe. You got to go somewhere else. Right. You got to go somewhere else. They go to the net town. No one ever know you got it. Right. They heard about you, but they don't know you. They don't know about you. And I was school you went to. Oh, I'm from there. I don't know where I am. What you doing over here? Oh, you know, I don't know. Now how they talk to it. You know, I don't know. They out without you know, I don't know. I just have you know. I be like, bitch, I don't know shit. I don't know. I got there. I guess. She used to be a hoe. I can tell you. That's what everybody say. All the New York hoes move to Atlanta to start over. I ain't grab bitches. Them hoes be so aggressive. Oh my goodness. And then they used to shit. They'll try to chump you off and then be hungry. I just let them go all the way out. Fuck you, nigga. Yeah, yeah, yeah. You mad, but you want to go to the Waffle House or not? You're getting in there, goddamn. Of course. Exactly. Thank y'all. Thank y'all too. But I fought with the New Yorkers though. New York women still think they in New York. They just got mad at me here. We way down in College Park. She going to leave walking until she go out with Ned. This is not New York. That's not happening. This is not. Next. I mean right now. She's like a hundred block. That's not going to work like that. These are miles down here. These are miles. This is not. Yeah, it's going to get dark at some point. You got to get on the highway. You got to get on the Uber. Yeah, it ain't just city. All the way back to where you stay. I ain't no dog. Ain't no train. Come on. We got red lights. We a bye-bye. You get hit. Bet it's our plan. I'm going to get my life together. New Yorkers, they can still walk in the street. All right, go ahead. Go ahead. Go ahead. Walk. Bitch, meet me. Boom, bitch, you see me? Boom. I'm with you. They will hit you out here. Bitch, I keep going, but this is a hit and run. I'm going to keep it real. Look, dad in a review mirror like, she ain't a big adult. Won't nobody say this, but niggas from New York love down south. All they got to do is come down here and drive for the first time. The niggas never go back to New York. Abram! I see what they're renting. Man, I'm thinking of get down here and get to driving that little Cavalier rental car and never go back to New York. Yo, son, we're driving and everything. I got mad licenses. Abram. I got a yard parking space. Every time I come home, what's your mother? I'm parking, son. You can park anywhere. Yo, son, I'm whipping. My girl, she's a security guard and shit at McDonald's. We eating down here. Hey, bro, I love this city, bro. I'm selling weed all in the apartment complex. Selling like an ounce a week. And I got my job. Niggas, I'm never going back. You ever did a hit and run, bro? You ever hit somebody and got the fuck on them? Yeah, yeah. Somebody else called and pulled up. I can't do that. You see where the phone is? Hey, pull open up right quick. You ever hit a motherfucker who called, wasn't shit and they ain't cared about it? Like, you can walk them a little bit. They get out and look like, man, that motherfucker's already fucked up. Go ahead, bro. That motherfucker been fucked up. Man, ain't worry about this shit, bro. Go ahead, man. Your car fucked up. You straight. You straight. I'm straight. Go ahead, bro. Now, I had somebody to have a dent and try to act like it. I don't want to put the dent in there. But, damn, boy, ain't he had that dent? Niggas, that dent, orange. Niggas, my car black. Bitch ass. Niggas, you fucking shut up. Man, no, boy. Your car putting off orange malls, bro. Oh, honey, you trying to pull away. You gotta be fucked up. Y'all been watching the versus battles? Yeah. Nope. I'm trying to come up with some shit, my damn. I said, I ain't standing here. Who you gonna bet? Who you want to battle? That's it, dumbass. Fuck, like, tune it in. Nobody in the battle, I don't know. Tell them, Dave, on some real shit. That shit is stupid. That shit is stupid, man. That's it. You got a song? Hey, DC, play your song. I'm about to, oh, we're about to battle. Oh, no, what you playing? Who, who, we're back. I'm not even watching this old ass nigga battle. They Wi-Fi shit fucked up. Not eating in the middle of that shit. Like, man, what the fuck going on? Niggas paying Jack all the way up on that ad. God, damn it. Hell going on. Eat niggas all in the camera. Like, what the fuck going on back there? I'm like, man, I'm not watching this stupid ass shit, man. Man, that a damn shit in the world, bro. Speaking of the older generation, I enjoyed it. Fuck both of y'all. Shit. Y'all got me fucked up. I enjoyed it. They making up for this shit all day. Man, what the hell going on back here? He don't even know how to stand. He like, he ready to turn up. We got to be fucked up, man. I ain't watching this shit, man. Man. Yeah, the last one I really watched was Jill's got in here and come by dude. That shit, man, that shit. I ain't gonna lie, I did turn it up. Bro, that shit had me so turned on. I didn't turn it up. I put my shirt off, I'm on the couch. I'm like, hey. That music was sensual. That shit was so sensual. I kept checking my phone, like they was on the way over there. I'm like, the shirt is off. Yes. I was cooking, watching that shit. That shit was lovely. Jill's got some bad sex. If I do want them cool, then I know I can't come to play with her. And I got to have stamina because she gonna talk bad. Bro, I want to be her big appointment. She gonna talk bad. Oh, I'd love to be Eric about it. She gonna talk about she gonna talk. Ain't she gonna make a scene like she ain't gonna talk bad about you? That's okay, baby. She the type, baby. She the type to piss you off. She smoking too. That's okay. I know, I know it's okay. Hey DC, she'll piss you off and be like, shut up, nigga. Put this tit in your mouth. Okay, okay. Been mad with her for two weeks, though. I can't, but what? You got the fuck? And she got a little hair on the couch. A lot of hair. Let's fucking tell them. Hey, you know what? I embraced my hairy coochie during the quarantine. I did. I don't never know what the fuck you gonna say next. Was it hair or hair or was it like string or hair from down? Man, every time I hear some shit like that I get all high. I was sending my friend's weekly updates on the hair growing. Y'all was having a contest? Who won the money? No, they was shaving. They had a long hair coochie. They had a long coochie hair contest for $500. Two months. Who won the money? Two months. You can go up on your phone. It's still every right now. Really? Damn. I think y'all waxed yet. Damn. That's great. I'll get waxed tomorrow in LA. Yeah, no. I think I get home. Damn, you got to fly that pussy across country just to wax it. I do. I'm personal. I'm very particularly. Boy, I'm so glad I don't have a pussy. Do you see that? Yeah, no. That's the shit you gotta do to take care of a pussy. I'm particularly about who I'm waxing. You got to fly that pussy and get it waxed. Hey, hey, hey. No, I'm dead serious. I've got to LA every month to get waxed. I'm not even lying. That is crazy. Thank you. Come again, wax pussy. They got your pussy out on the wall of fame. This Miko pussy right here. Look, you see that? Yeah, this one. We do all type of hair and coochies. Hair and coochies. Hair and coochies. Jenny Jackson right there. We got Jenny Jackson. That's crazy. Can you do this? Oh, we do everything. Let me tell you. It's personal, man. Why do y'all always say oh before they all ask each other? Hey, honey, I'm about to kill you. Let me ask you this, dear. We got about to kill for you. What do you spend on your pussy a month then? You say you got to fly all the way to LA from Florida. Yes. What's the maintenance on that thing? They always say oh. Oh, what the waxing? My homegirls company is Sacha Wax and Beverly Hills. Shout out to my girl. Yeah, I really agree. But no, it's just about the care of your skin in general. I know that we have to, as black women, we have to embrace what our pussy looks like. It looks different. Every pussy ain't super-duper pretty, but every pussy is beautiful to me. But I'm about making sure the skin is right. And you know what I'm saying? So if I'm a served pussy to my nigga, I want to serve platinum pussy to him. I like how you made pussy sound like drugs. I'm a served pussy. Yeah, I don't want bumps in you. You know what I'm saying? Ingrown hairs. I don't want any discoloration. You know what I'm saying? It's like a beard with a nigga. We understand y'all shave a little hard, and it comes like that. I don't shave at all. I don't shave at all. I mean, but that's why they say it's better to get waxed. Yes, yes. So I had to quarantine it out, and I embraced my shit. Excuse me. I was playing with it every day. I put like a little ponytail on it one day. For real? She's fine. No. Oh. No. And that's the thing. That's part of the reason why you shouldn't keep it. Because it does hold odor. It does. That's why I'm trying to tell you that she had a problem. I'm like, hey, be real with yourself. But if you ain't going nowhere, if you ain't doing nothing, you should be able to keep yourself clean. You know what I'm saying? Because we definitely know when it's time. I know. And I'm about to pee. I'm like, yo, I got to live. Whoa. It's time for me to trim. Sure. You manscaped? It's only two. I trim. To trim. What's that? I don't like niggas. That shit's weird. You don't like it? No. Mr. Miyagi? No. That's too goddamn freaky. That's too far. Naked? My niggas? I mean, you know. And then you got to see the hair regrowth? Like, hey, I ain't with that shit. But do you like getting your salad tossed? Like, do you like? What the fuck? Oh, whoa. What the fuck? Yeah, nah. Yeah, nah. You like your music stuff? No. Yeah, you see what I'm saying? I'm about to go, whew whew whew. You know what I'm saying? Hey, the niggas was packing up the music. Hold on, she trying to eat my pussy. I'm gonna get the fuck out of here. You know what I'm saying? Sometimes if you don't. I only like the boo boo. All right, well, keep the hairy niggas. You diggin' on that. I'm just saying, you know, for that type of purpose, it's just good to keep it, you know? No. Clean. That's why you just need to take them out. For that purpose, it's like, what you going to bed for? Oh, man, my girl about to eat my ass tonight. You're going to take a shower. See, y'all niggas better stop being so goddamn freaky. Take showers. Your foot's going to be stuck. That's the only time her nigga take a bath. She's going to lick your ass and your foot. You're going to keep doing that. Man, it's nothing wrong with me. You're going to never stop moving. Listen. Man, you take it back. You're going to lick it, man. Shit. That's what you said. Apply. Y'all man, it's never wrong with a little butt. Yeah, it is. You ain't even smoking my blood. Like on a- You can say that. You somebody white. What y'all doing there? Yeah, don't put that- No, but you know it's- Don't put that- Yeah, that's fucked up. Motherfuckers. He's going to be dead in the high light. Move up the bar, but I saw something. Niggas be tripping, man. Some niggas, man. They know I'm your husband. Why you tell them niggas you lick my- I'm going to have to die on this fucking block. You can't do that. You say that on that- Hey, my love. You almost killed me. But you heard me. Why did you say that? Babe, babe, look at me. Listen, I know you love me, and they was talking about doing they stuff, but why did you say you ate my ass shit? The reason I even started talking about- Look at my Instagram. Look, they talking about you on the 85s. So, like, the niggas don't know me. They like- They wouldn't do your page. DC, what's Rodney going to say? Rodney going to be up on that, but you let her eat your ass. But you may- Oh, but you heard me. My name Rodney, boy. But you like to get your salad told, boy. Boy, I'm going to win this, get a six-seg lab, boy. All right, baby. Baby, baby, I got a six-seg. All right, go ahead, go ahead. Before I met my husband, I never met a man that was against butt play of that time. You know why? Why? These niggas is weird. But when I met my husband, like, when I just tried it for the first time, I thought he was going to swing on me. He should have. Babe, you kept talking about it. Like, oh, my goodness. I didn't know. They all- You told them I liked it. You told them I was- You thought I was going to swing on you. Oh, shit. I didn't realize that it was- Baby, look. That he was with that. You know what I'm saying? I was like, damn. Shit. Maybe that is because he's with a lot of shit these days, but he wasn't with it. And that's why I'm just like, well, why you ain't with it? He just like, I'm just not. And I was like, but what's the- You know what he feel like? You know, it's just disrespectful to- So he say he wasn't with it? Yeah. So you out here just- You out here just bi-laden people. She didn't say that. It was all about the rap. No, I'm saying that was- You know, that was fun until- It was fun to you. He had to- He had to consider if he was going to keep fucking with you after that. I don't know what- Man, the girl keep trying to eat my pussy. I don't know what she got going on. I didn't- No, I only tried it twice. After twice I gave up. Two times? He like, you had one more time? She was lifting her mind up. Oh, okay, okay, okay. Nigga, that booty, two times. Get back up here. Nigga, get this thing. Get back up here. Yeah. He gonna stop. I'm just not a fan of no- Got a nigga in there looking at you like that. He better have nigga. Yes. Why would you? Nigga, dick not got on something. Hold on, hold on, hold on, hold on, hold on. That fucked me up there. Because I thought we had this conversation. Keep going back there. What the fuck is what you? And you're back here like, what you want? Stop, bruh. Yeah, I mean, I found that our freak level was different. You know? Man, I can't be her no more. Boy. She make you look at her no more. Fuck, great. Yeah, I learned after the second when I said, okay, that's not what he, he's not changing his mind. I can't believe you did it again. He ain't gonna just roll with it one day. I actually might lose a tooth. Let me tell you something. That's how you, but that's how you know if a nigga is with it or not with it. Once you grab a nigga's ass, if he don't say something, he might be with it. Yeah. But the moment you grab a nigga's ass, it's like, it's a feeling that we get when you're like, hey, bitch, that ain't gonna make me play with it like. Watch that. You know what I'm saying? It hit her, it hit her nerve. Like someone wants to bitch touch your ass. You like, hold up, bitch, that ain't, that ain't the one you need to play with. Yeah. I'm that nigga, every time. Hey, what's going on with that weird shit? That shit feel fucking. Hey, don't play with me like that. I am not your brother. I don't like that. That's why I would motherfuckers be like, why you don't like to be a nigga? Like, for like a little reason like that, like just in case a bitch accidentally like, I have my drawers on, you know what I'm saying? Just in case you gotta jump out the window or something. I'm like, hold up, man. Come on, man, what's up, man? Let's just stop everything. Man, what's up? Hey, man, you know what I only want to fuck you, show. You gotta put your, you never know. You might jump out the window or anything. You don't want to play with a nigga boot, man. Hey, man. Man. Hey, man. South Indian want to play with a nigga boot, man. She don't want to fuck, she don't want to play with a nigga boot, man. What the? Nah, she don't want to fuck. She don't want to play with a nigga boot. Man. What is it? Why are you doing that, man? I'm trying to fuck, but she don't want to play with a nigga boot. What advice would you give the latest about this whole shit you talk about? With the butt plate? Yeah. It what? Trying to, trying to do it? No, I just thought, I'm down with you. I told you. Y'all had me fucked up, man. I just came back. I understand. Let me just say this. I just feel like if, if we, you know, it just seems so easy for men to want a threesome to want his girl and another girl and all that, but then y'all so sensitive about y'all booty hole. Like, what's that? What the fuck? I don't see how you made them two related it. Look, this is what you just did. What the fuck are you talking about? Y'all want us to eat pussy, but we can't eat y'all. Ain't nobody told you to eat nothing. Y'all want us to eat nothing? You and that bargain with a nigga. Okay. So you want to eat my pussy, but I can't eat your boot. Y'all said y'all want a threesome, another woman. You know what I'm saying? So hold up. So you, your man, you have to eat your man ass in order to have a threesome. No, I'm saying there's, you know. That's your bartering shit. No, I'm saying there shouldn't be any nose in the barrel with your, with your- Oh, that's what it is. That's what it is. Okay. Well, she ain't even going to tell you up front. Okay. We can have a threesome, but you got to do something for me. Anything, baby. Okay. Remember you said that. Remember you said that anything, anything in the world, baby. You need a threesome doing her part. She's eating all kind of pussy. This what you wanted. This what you wanted me to do. Baby, you did your thing in that motherfucking threesome. What would you need me to do? What you want to do? You want to spend some money? You want a car? Bend over. Bend over. You want a house? No. Bend over. What you mean bend over? Whoa, whoa, whoa, bend over what? Bend over what? Whoa, whoa, who is bend over? That's who you want to fuck? Who is being? You ain't introduced me to the niggas. I don't know bend over. What if you had to cook out? Tell them about the tall niggas that roll with Mike. Who is being? I don't know motherfucking bend over. Who, who are they? So you want to do the threesome with being, being it? Well, I guess the deal is the deal. I guess the deal is the deal. Oh, man. You got to keep your head at a bar. That ain't no go up through your head. Bend over. You mean, no, no, bend me over. Oh, hell no, hell no. Take it back. Take it back. Ask for something else. Take a credit card. Go shop. Reneek. No, you can buy a house or something else, but don't do that. Don't do that. Reneek. I have them kids upstairs. I'm their daddy. Not in this house. Not in this house. Hey, you got to put your foot down somewhere. No, sir. Uh-uh. What you saying? No. No, not me. Hell no. My last name is Miller. We don't do it like that. No, shit. I'm the poker. You today. I'm the poker. Right on here. I'm the only one playing poker. Oh, man. Oh, my God. Fuck you. Tell them back. I get it. It ain't for everybody. It ain't for everybody. I respect people's boundaries. We just talking shit. Hey, whatever you like. Whatever you like. No. We not judging. Nobody freaking shit. What you do at your house that you pay bills in? That's your goddamn bill. Definitely. Definitely. But what I'm saying, we rarely have ladies on here. They be talking that shit. So we always be speaking for a woman perspective. And we be trying to tell them y'all be down with the fuck shit. And it be niggas out here that be really on that shit. That's how we went. And y'all be exposing them niggas so clearly. We don't niggas out here getting that booty lick. Because she's the one who licking the booty. Licking the booty. Stop. Well, don't stop. If that's what you like, do your mother. I ain't talking about don't stop. Hell no, stop. I just gave up on that. That ain't, uh-uh. I'm not. Hey. All right. So I'm going to reverse it. I eat ass. Bet. You should. I understand. But I'm just not getting that ass lick. Respect. You have a right to say I'm going to pass on that. Hey, I understand. But as on the opposing side, when I say I eat ass. You dig what I'm saying? Yeah. I don't even think it, because I know a lot of fellas in the room probably eat ass. But it's like- They lie about it. When you eat ass or you are ass either, like do you- Somebody in here get their ass ate, bro. Best believe it. The one who ain't been laughing like that. Look at these two life-scanning niggas, bro. You know they do. You know they do. Niggas been chucking it. You chucking it far, nigga. You know what the nigga thought soon. He said, here's what they're having for me. Go cutin' up with him. Boy, it's crazy. Niggas tootin' his pussy up. Y'all call y'all pussy. Y'all pussy. That's what it is if you didn't ate it. It's a pussy now. What did I turn it to? You niggas better keep them women at your bird nest. There's a baby bird in there. No, you don't. Like I said, do your fucking thing. All right, man. Do your thing. Do your thing. Do your thing, though. That shit feel good. Whatever floats your boat. Whatever tickles your prick. When you do it, it feel good too. Whatever you're doing it to, right? It feel good to you too. If somebody was gay to you, it would. It ain't even special. If you out here just eatin' somebody's ass who has been ate before, it's not a gift. Right. She used to it at this point. She ain't even trimmin' it. It's been like, oh, give me four more minutes. No, bitch, I'm gonna be finished by the time you get to enjoy this. You gotta find a new man. You don't eat no ass. Nah, you just letting know. You see it. You see what I'm sayin'? Like, you don't, you don't... Y'all literally... Hey, bro. You gotta let it go. You gotta be like, hey. You know what I'm sayin'? Like, the ad might be right. They gotta be like, hey, hey, hey. Hey, Palmer. Hey, you know what I'm talkin' about? Hey, Palmer. You dig what I'm sayin'? I threw a bag. What was that? What's your ass? Nah, you don't just be over there like, hey, what's happening? Let me talk to you for a minute. Yeah, hold up. You're back there too long. For real, you got a little something right here. You're dead. They say they clean, but hey, are you clean? Think about it. Right. They could be lying. You lie, she lie. Everybody lie. Oh my God. What the hell is this? Capri Sun. You want a Capri Sun? Nah. It's how we get down over there. They hit it. No. Matter of fact, it's quality but not... I don't really eat that type of shit. Y'all want to hear some good news, though? Drink those type of things, you know? Because we been talkin' about a lot of shit. What is it? Man, motherfuckin' Joe Rogan probably cares. Just got a hundred million dollars deal. Shit. Salute me. Hell yeah. Anybody to give some money? Thank you. We tryin' to give some money to you. She ain't flyin' on me. We gotta start talkin' about aliens and shit on here, DC. For real? Man, that's how they got to the money. Them motherfuckin' be talkin' science. I seen a nigga who was in the Man in the Black movie. Black holes and shit. We can get back to the comedy. We got the comedy shit on lock. We gotta start talkin' about dinosaur bones and bullshit like that. If we ever gonna get to this hundred million dollars. Nigga, I'm tellin' you I seen a nigga from Man in the Black movie. What happened? I seen a nigga from the Man in the Black movie. The Roach? Mm-mm. The nigga who did his little head when he grew that shit back. He was like, you don't have to do that. That nigga, yeah. I seen him in real life. What you see him in? At the grocery store. Where you be at on some amazing shit? You find somebody by the van here? Man. Tell the truth. Nigga B, just really be here with me. Yo, just talk to me, bro. That's that bullshit. You gotta find your buyout. It ain't even me. That my manager. Ah, ah, fuck nigga. You ain't textin' me. You ain't textin' me. You textin' my manager. They like, yo, DC. You ain't gon' never see that van. Ugly, man. And I go to that profile. They be like, profile just made minutes ago. I'm like, he fucked nigga, man. Yeah. I'ma change the color of the van, man. Bruh. I got to. Somebody hit me and said, they uncle really tryin' to bat. I'ma get away to somebody, man. You said that. What kind of van is it? I'ma get away to somebody. It's an astro. Buyin' it. I'ma do how to astro van. Why you sellin' it? Cause that shit gotta get out my yard. You don't, you don't fucking don't want it? I mean, y'all really get turned into an eye creature. Why not? Do somethin' with it. Hey, I gotta say this for you. I got better goals in life than turnin' the truck to an eye creature. I gotta say this for the streets, man. The streets really gon' be excited about this. Why you playin'? I need to. So a chef can do a food truck. No, man. You gon' have to rip that shit out and make a, put a whole stove in that bit. Make it a sandwich truck. I will make it an eye creature. Just have a motherfuckin' never makin' it. Every hustle is a hustle, bruh. I'ma, I'ma sell eye cream, nigga. Come on, bruh. Well, you kids need that 50 cent eye cream. Speaking of eye cream, nigga, Max B is dropping one last project before he get out of prison in 2021. Huh? Max B. Oh. New York. Yeah. Charlie Wingate. Modest. The wave he won. Drop that bit. He gon' do it. Bit. Hey, can't we turn no light on? I need you, Brian. I need you. Blind the fuck out of me. Unless I'm just a high fuck. I don't think we there yet. I don't, I think these lights just either on or off. For real? Yeah. Yeah. Yeah. Lit. Horace Grant said he wasn't a snitch. Horace Grant, he wasn't a snitch. Somebody did snitch, though. He wasn't the only snitch, but he was definitely a snitch. On all the shit. He was definitely a snitch. He just wasn't the only snitch. Told the nigga about all the shit he put in the book. But then somebody had to snitch because there was too much information. A recording has come out of Michael Jordan saying he didn't want to play on the drink team. When you can't talk to a motherfucker, a motherfucker, we tell him, man, I can't stand that shit. Did you believe Jordan when he said that he didn't say that? I don't believe shit. Everybody getting that feeling, man. They say what they say, but. Oh, killing Michael. Intentionally. That ain't really mean that shit. He was at Spongebob's when I was there. Word. He was in here last, last episode. Oh, OK. Yeah. I just saw him at Spongebob's when I was getting my anger out and I was telling y'all. Getting that goddamn meat. Oh. South tandem crab legs. My friend, laugh at the fact that it's crab legs. I'm going to tell you a little night let's go get some crab legs. Let's place our cupcake, some little seafood right there next to CC. What you guys are doing? What's up, y'all? Jess. Jess. It's great. In this little sea, let's see me bust. Jackson woke up like, man, who the fuck playing this saxophone, bro? We got to be. That's the floor. You got to take your dog out. Oh. Sit. Sit. Come on. Sit. Sit. Sit. Sit. It's OK. Sit, nigga. Sit. I'm learning. I got to get down there with him. Maybe he wants you to get down there with him. Sit. Sit. Sit, nigga. You embarrassing me. There we go. My nigga. Good boy. You got to treat your hand when you do that. Sometime they have to white folk do it. That's how they do it, isn't it? Yeah. He don't be liking them shit. Look at him. He's like, hey. Yeah. Don't get away. I'm going to treat that. In this segment, it's called Black Men with Animals. Mostly about DC young fly. DC is there. Any puppy advice you would like to give to the people out there? He got to have pastes, man. That way, I'm really going to train him, motherfucker. I got to have pastes. I always tried to train my dog when I was young. Had no pastes. That motherfucker going to listen. Fuck him. For the white people who are watching this. I'm just getting mad at him. That bitch don't listen. Come here. Come here. For the white people watching this, this room is well ventilated. And we do have a dog bowl that is full of water that is off camera. These niggas' heads, though. Oh, yeah. For all the little people on you. Yeah. Hopefully, they're definitely going to teach me patience, though, in that right game. Somebody said Killer Mike is an important part of the culture. His leadership and perspective mean so much to our community. We have to protect him. I think he's going to protect himself. That's exactly what he was talking about. We need them street activists like him, man. Out there really talking that shit and doing that shit at the same time. We need some leaders. That's what we really need because we, everybody, we got too many people talking, too. Like, just too many different people. And when our people were united, we had a group we knew who to go to. Right. And we don't have that now. You know what I'm saying? So we need a group to come together and create what Black Panthers did. Who would be some good Black leaders right now? Nick Cannon. Really? Yes. But our culture is too busy calling him square or corny. Or, you know what I'm saying? I really like that because we more so like to embrace and, you know what I'm saying? And uplift like the gangsters. You know what I'm saying? So if a nigga ain't walking around, like gangsters like to be under him. I look at him as a mogul and he inspired me. Yes. With all my business endeavors, you dig what I'm saying? Even with going back to school, you feel what I'm saying? Yes, all that. He would be a great leader for us to have because not only, you know, he's financial. You need money. You know what I'm saying? In order to do anything here, we're going to need to buy some politicians at some point. That's going to have to come into play. Then you're going to have to reach the masses. And Nick does that. You know what I'm saying? He reaches the masses. He's educated. He's not just smart. And you know what else? White people trust him, too. Yes. I've seen this white lady walk up to Nick hand him a baby and walk the fuck off. When we was on tour, she just handed him the baby and walked the fuck off. I was like, I ain't never in my life seeing white people do that shit. Yeah. That's crazy. I just feel like we need new leaders. We need people that... Who else? We fucked with Nick the long way. Yeah, yeah, Nick. Why don't I give you a check on that one? Nick and Kylin Kaverick, Nick, they just automatic. Most definitely. Who else? Six. Can't just be traditional, Nick, until we gotta throw one. This person right here. You'll do it? Absolutely. You be going off on people, though. You have to. Sometimes you gotta say shit real. You can't just be soft and pussy-footed. I fuck with you, because you down to go to jail about your shit, though. But you know what? But you know what? But you know what we need, though? We really need to get into the judiciary system. That's how you... That's what I'm saying. We lacking over there. We can't make any power moves if we don't have anybody in our corner up there. At all. Because nobody in our corner in our favor because we still... If you go to, like, certain town, they got certain sheriffs and certain city court officials and certain judges and shit, like... That costs money. That's that town. That costs money. I really... I wish we fuck with politicians the way we fuck with everything else. Yes. Wouldn't that be hard work? Now, how we fuck with Gucci. Like, the same way we fuck with Gucci... I thought you meant Gucci Mane. Both of us. Me, too. You know who the white... Like, Nancy Pelosi... We spent all that money on. We should be pulling that money together and spending it on politicians that should move it for us. I thought you meant Gucci Mane. And I was like, Nancy Pelosi and Gucci Mane got a lot in common. They got a lot of the same mannerisms. They get angry quick. They like to cut people off and shit. Nancy Pelosi be snappin'. Oh, Gucci's brought... They brought the old Gucci back there. She said she's putting us out. They open at eight o'clock. Why we got to go fuck? Because we black? You see how these white folks treat us? Hey, I sit down. Let these folks do this shit, man. Don't nobody speak up at nothing, man. Look at this, man. Like, she just like... I don't make the room. She don't make the room, man. Fuck that kid at the beach. That's how fucked up quarantine is right now. Yeah, yeah, yeah. Y'all the man got them Gucci snapple somebody, bruh. He trying to go crazy. That nigga been smiling for four years straight. Yes. He's as smiling, happy as ever. And then they got him out of character. Good boy. I got to ask y'all this black thing. Have white women always been this fucking annoying? Who? Like white women. Yeah. They cool down. I think that it's more... Now they're more comfortable being in it. A lot of them was too afraid to do the shit they're doing now. Now they're comfortable. You know what I'm saying? They doing that shit because they feel like, all right, we really have a privilege. Yeah. That's why, like, when you see them all people be on the phone like, I'm white and... You ain't never seen nobody get on the phone like, I'm an African-American, pull up. Someone's right here. I'm an African-American. Like... Like that matters so much. Like, we're not comfortable for like, pull up nigga, I'm an African-American and I need for you to pull up now. Like, you're saying this on the phone. Like, I'm white and... So you know they trying to come for your rescue, my man. That shit would be fun. I wish I had a sketch show sometime, because that would be fun. You know how they show like them, them like, police show where people call in, it'd be the white lady. Call 911, watch the mercy. Yes! There's a black man walking around my neck. Man, what if it was a black show like that? It'd be some snitch head. Hello. Yeah. It's a white man in a work truck down the street. He been parked down there since two o'clock. He just, just look out of place in the neighborhood. There's a lot of drugs and hoes and pimps and shit over here. It's just, this white man making me nervous, because y'all sent a unit over here. I mean, it's a unit over here, but could you tell him to walk over there about where that white man is? Oh, you black, son? Yeah, I'm black. Hello. We'll be right over there. Yeah. Yeah, come on. What? Like, come on with the jokes, man. That's fucking crazy. And you know the fucked up part about that shit, isn't it? The bird watching dudes. There is an African-American man hiding in Central Park. He's recording me and threatening myself and my dog. Hey, if you have been on social media today, you have likely seen this. A Central Park confrontation went viral, netting more than 25 million views in it. A white woman appears to call police, accusing a black man of threatening her after he asked her to put her dog on a leash. Well, the only part they got that lady in trouble was when she got, they got their dog. The dog. Man, that dog. Damn, that dog. Damn, that dog. Man, that dog. Man, that dog. And the dog really was telling her, man, leave that nigga alone. What? What's up with this? He's gonna look, look, look, look. Leave that nigga alone. Man, you're gonna stop choking me. Put me on a leash. That dog wouldn't even leash so bad. Right, at one point, he slapped the dog, turned him over. The leash was torn. She had him by the choke and it wasn't like this. And kept twirling around. It was just getting tighter and tighter. I was, yeah. At one point, the dog looked at the lady and was like, bitch, he right. Put the leash on. That's what he kept doing. He was trying to do his next. See? The dog know he puts the hat to shit on. Try it again. Try it again. Ooh, I got a doob, man. That's what's up, man. Y'all, y'all have been some dope ass people in here tonight. I hope you know that. I got to keep it coat clean, man. Yeah, man. Go ahead and crack an egg. You got to make sure you keep us updated on your progress with this dog, D.C. You got to keep us updated on this dog. Oh, yeah. I'm gonna go get some eggs. We want to watch your progress. Yeah. Rub it through his skin. Make sure. Keep it coat. Nice and shiny. All feet. What kind of shoes? Baby, wait till that boy gets beat. Yeah. That's what we're doing during this quarantine. We are taking care of the community. Revolutionary shit. D.C., anything you want to leave these people with tonight? Shit, man. Stay prayed up, man. Don't let this shit get to your big dog. You think what I'm saying. Right. Right. Hey. Think about what brother Orris Mays would do. I'm telling you. What would he do? He would tell you. You got to be ready to get ready in order to be ready. Because when you're already ready, you ain't got to get ready. You know what? Because you're already ready. Because you was ready to begin with. That means you was ready from the start. That means you started getting ready. Now to see you be standing in the presence of him is to be walking in the greatness. Now see, you can't put your other foot by your other foot until you stand up straight and look yourself in the face. See, the first person who got to believe your lie is you. Now see, all it takes is for two people to believe a lie. Guess what they make it? What? The truth. You believe what you want to. But you should start believing in yourself like you believe everything else. I don't know where your little friend going. I don't know where he's headed. To chew on something. Hell yeah. That's what exactly what Oris made you to tell them. Miko, what do you want to believe in tonight? Yes! Damn it. Where can they find you? Quick! Somebody going to want to follow you. I'm on Instagram. I got kicked off Twitter about four years ago. For what? For threatening a media person. Why? I told them I was going to spit on them when I see them. And that's like that. You should have just did it. I wasn't even going to do it. I just said it because he was saying shit to me. He cried to Twitter, police and everything. So they kicked me off Twitter. See, we can't leave without talking about some of this shit. A lot of these things that you've been accused of, you don't really get to speak on. I don't. You don't? How do you find yourself in such hot water? Being a black woman and having an opinion. I'm in an industry that men dominate, which is most industries. But sports industry is the main one that is so egotistical that just being a woman and having an opinion and being right and proving other niggas wrong, like they hate you for that shit. They're supposed to. Yeah. And so I've been talking my shit, doing what I need to do for my family so we can come up. You know, I manage my husband. Right. So they didn't like how I manage my husband, how I handle billionaires. Oh, shit. And so? Yeah, you can't be calling billionaires crackers and shit. Yes, I can. These niggas call us all types of shit behind our back. Whoa. Shit. So they try to, you know, treat you like they don't need you and I have to let them know. This is what the price is if you trying to sign my nigga. Like, you can't be out here being disrespected. We're trying to bully him into no contract. No, we ain't. I appreciate you for being strong. For some reason, I feel like you said those exact words for some reason. I appreciate you for being strong and standing the fuck up. Yeah, I'm. Because sometimes niggas be needing that, you know what I'm saying, that strong woman on my side. Your queen is your best piece. You talk that shit. Because somebody needs to hear it. Yes, I should do. Somebody need to hear it. Keep going. I'm gonna fucking play chess. See, I knew the spirit was in here as soon as I brought up brother Ory's maize. She played chess. I was going to wrap it up, but then you got to moving in the spirit and you started telling me about the greatness of the. We get our screw from y'all. That was a challenge. Yeah, so I just, you know, I just decided to, you know, I'm going to go out of these niggas. I'm going to do what I feel like they do to us, you know. And so I just challenged a couple things. Asked, I just, you know, kept asking for more things. And, you know, whenever shit wasn't going right for them, they, you know, in the NFL, what people have to understand is they control the media. The players don't have a voice like the NBA. The niggas can say whatever they want in the NBA, y'all see it. They out here saying I can't breathe in black lives. My you ain't finished. You know, NFL niggas saying that they, they get rid of them, you know. And so what happens is even in negotiations, if something is not right, and they'll put out some bad press about these niggas, it ain't even true. But they can't even say nothing for the fear of getting cut. Or, you know, losing a job. See, they're trying to interrupt this broadcast. Look how they're doing this. Dirty motherfuckers. That's the white man doing that, you know. That's probably just a jigg of the court money. The court can do that. But yeah, so I was one of those wives that put that out there. You know what I'm saying? I'm letting you know what they're trying to do to my man. And I'm not having him talking, you know. And so when I put it out there, and then they try to say, oh, no team is going to sign her husband because she did this. They didn't even know I was already negotiating his next deal for $16 and a half million dollars. Stop playing. While they're putting in the media that nobody won't even talk to him, I didn't already negotiate it down to two people. To two teams. But they want to make the fans think, oh, since she spoke up like that, his career is over. So other people can be scared? Yes, scared to do it. But what they don't know is that's a goddamn lie. You know? And so sometimes you got to bet on yourself. Sometimes you got to know, like, nah, you're not going to bully me. That's why I like this. Look at this. You got to bet on yourself. You got to stand up to these bullies sometimes, demand what you work. And in the NFL, they don't do that. They are so scared. That's why they don't have guaranteed contracts, like the NBA. That's why they should have just fucked up because they don't stand up for themselves. You know? And every time somebody do, it's always penalty or something. You see what's happening? You see what's happening to Kaepernick? Yeah, you know what I'm saying? They try to black-body shit out of him. Yeah. And so it's just, they scared. You know what I'm saying? So when I came in, it was like, holy shit, we got to bury her and call her the worst thing in the world. She's this. She's that. Just try to bury me. But what they was really trying to bury, that's a strong black woman standing up and riding for her family and doing what she got to do. And keeping it real. You know, I had a whole radio show. They arrested me so I could get fired from my radio show. Just so it made it look like. Yes. I was doing radio for five years. I had a radio show here in Atlanta with Dennis Scott, 3D Off the Dark. And then my husband got signed by the Dolphins, went out there, got another radio job. But they didn't like, Atlanta, they weren't tripping. The Falcons wasn't tripping. They was letting me, you know what I'm saying? Say whatever I want to say. But in Miami, they was like, yo, she can't be telling the truth. What? On the radio. You know, they fans was more invested out there than the fans here. You know, they listen to everything you say. And so when you start speaking that real shit, they shut you down. They want to make you look bad. So this is the system. Tell me about it. This is the system. Oh, Lord, tell me about it. Tell. All I do is get on here and tell the truth. And they mad at me. They say I be hating on the gay community and everything. Oh, Lord. And you know what? That is a goddamn lie. Because I don't give a shit who you have sex with. Get it? I don't give a shit. It's just, you know, I feel sorry for y'all as comedians because, you know what I'm saying? Y'all, art is to make people laugh and to be funny. Everything is funny. Everything. Everything. Everything is funny. Everything is funny. We got to laugh at our pain. Everybody laugh at it. You understand? Everything is funny. So you can't just silence for one group of people just because they feeling sorry. That means you got to silence this joke and silence that joke and silence that joke. You know what I'm saying? Yeah. Just don't do jokes, period. That's exactly what they want to get to. People want, you know, whatever. I thought the whole point of the shit was to make fun. We're, we make fun of shit. Yeah. We take shit that's not normally fun and make fun of it. You've been depressed about being fat. Watch us make you laugh for five minutes so you can forget about all this fucked up shit that you've been having to deal with. Come play. This used to be the escape. Now this shit is the scapegoat. Nope. It's not really that. It's just baby synthesized shit and we entertain the winers. Yep. We make them madder. We, we give them power. Yes. When we acknowledge the, why you saying it? If we say shut your bitch ass up. That's what I do. Because you remember, nigga, you used to be scared to talk at one point in time if you wasn't a certain type of person. Right? You feel what I'm saying? He's been walking in school and shit. Hey, man, hey, you don't want all that attention. Like, but you got the same. You feel what I'm saying? It was a certain type of aura. See, now we in this social media type where he's motherfucking safe, whatever. You like, who the fuck are you talking to? So it's like, the morals of talking out. Right. The winers are just whining. They got their own little games. They just whining. They just whining. I call it fake outrage. They just whining. They don't really care. They just mad. And if they could kill your career because they miserable with their own life, then they would love to do that. A comment has no voice, but we made comments a voice. Yep. So when they make a comment, they feel like, oh, we got a thousand. Like, ooh, that means a thousand people. See my comment. Weirdo. Weirdo. Don't give a fuck. Bro, I said this joke. I'll punch you in the ass. Some bullshit. You know how you just do a bullshit joke? Like, what do you call a lady with no ears? What's your name? Like, what? Like you don't. You text her. Right. And then the smile is like, hey, man, that joke you do about people with no ears just fucked up. I was like, they ain't never going to hear it. Like, how you going to be mad? He was there mad about this shit. Mad for no reason. You going to sign it to him? How they going to hear about it? You go write it down. I'll be giving a fuck. I swear on everything. I swear on everything. I did not give a fuck. That's why some people come to my show. They just hope they don't have to go pee. Because then that's what y'all usually do. Because I don't want to see you. Like, I don't want to acknowledge That's the funniest shit ever. Like, if I'm gonna stay and I remember a nigga walk, right? A nigga, he was cribbing. He walked and nigga got over. They were like, ooh, what the fuck y'all doing? They like, duh, you gonna see? I get the nigga went to the bathroom. I'm like, all right. So now I'm anticipating on the nigga to come back. Man, the nigga came back. Shout out to her. The nigga had a little, a little walk to her. So you don't know what I'm saying. So it's like, I see the walk and they like, what you going to say about the walk? You feel me? And I'm like, I hear you going basil. But you got to do it. No, not really. I'm gonna make fun of like, all right, nigga, if you get up again, I'm gonna smash your ass. But I'm gonna smash you. On the one you let him have it. That better be the last time you been peeing, nigga. Can you all get up and walk again? I'm gonna tell you ass up. That's the best part of the show to me. And he was alcoholic. Yes. He made me feel bad, but didn't think he'd get drunk. How y'all find the most weirdest, the thing about, this is what people don't understand about the comedy show. I love comedy. They don't get this. Especially in the comedy club. You think because you in the back, you're safe. Oh, yeah, how do y'all be finding this? Niggas in the back is the most easiest, niggas. I'm not even gonna tell y'all. This niggas in the back better not say shit. That's the funny thing about the comedy show though. Anybody can get it. Anybody in the room. You can be normal as a motherfucker. The people in the kitchen, they get it. Anybody. Well, they see them, they get it. They bringing out the food, slow, white, white. You never know who might catch it. What? My security guy that one day, he was so ready to be my security. He's so on stage. I'm like, man, get your strong ass ready to do the job as move. He just being strong for no reason. He got four, five jokes in. I had a toe is ass up. So you never know. That's just fun. I ain't seen a live show. Every time I look at the schedule, I can't ever do it. And then I got a son. You know what I'm saying? And you gotta be a mother and all that shit. I've been wanting to catch it. But you know what? I showed you bring your kids. I heard y'all got a show. Rhode Island is that company. Is that real? I don't know. I hope so. I hope so, man. They owe me back up. Miami improv is back open. I don't know what the fuck we got going on. What y'all doing, man? We doing YouTube video. I can't wait to get back and talk some more. I got so much shit to talk. You be any faster. YouTube video. I need to be live. I need to experience it. Because I know it's not the same. Ain't nothing like riding on somebody's scooter. Y'all be doing the most. And the little shit. I didn't be like, bro, man, work doing what the fuck I want to do. Listen to this shit. This motherfucker is on somebody's scooter, bro. And she's having the time of her life. The best thing about it is, it's another girl with another scooter. That can't wait to do that. See, we gonna try to one up their scooter ride. I hope her shit on supercharged. She just got a new school. S.R.T. on your shit. If she hop up on a willy on me. I want that bitch to be scared. Hit that bitch's zoom. I want that bitch to, you know, before we have no training wheels, so when they go back, the bitch can catch that, yeah. They ain't catching that. Yeah, they do. It can't be like. It's like a bounce back. That's not training wheels. I ain't got a training wheel. No, because they had to turn around and hit that bitty back. So you don't fall. Yeah, come here. It's a willy ball. So you can hit the willy. So you can do tricks in that bitch. For real, bro? Don't think you be turning around and that motherfucker might dance. Like, hold up. Watch that now. Yeah, yeah, yeah. Hold up. Come on. You be playing, bro. He don't give a shit what he say. In any ways. And he know everybody watching the goddamn show. Hey, man, I'll give a fuck. I know. But look, I can be found on Instagram. I'm heavy on Instagram. Tuck your shit. Shut your shit out. And iHeartMiko. That's the Instagram. I do a little bit of Snapchat. And I got a YouTube channel at iHeartMiko. What you talking about on YouTube? It's mostly any interviews that I do, but also my podcast is on there. I have video. There's also an audio and sound cloud, Spotify, iTunes, Google Play. So it's mostly sports, but a little bit of bullshit. Tuck your shit. I'm all this well. Yeah. Well, women know about sports. That shit is beautiful. Hell yeah. So you know, I know about sports, but I need you to at least know the fundamentals. Yeah. I snatched a baller now. You didn't snatch a baller. He snatched me. Oh. I was. I was. You the prize. Yes. You just flexed on us on the low. That's what you just did. I definitely did. Did you catch that? That's what you just did. Snatched Tuck. You dig what I'm saying. Quarter. Yeah, he won. That's my son. Let's talk this shit. You got to. Especially in the corn. This might be the last thing you really get to talk a lot of shit like this one. Quarantine. I'm so ready for this shit to be over. You ready to get to know people and doing the quarantine? This shit really been therapy for me. If it wasn't for this show, I probably would have went all the way crazy. Because the world falling apart. Every day we wake up, there's some new bullshit. Did you see that Tik Tok where they were showing you all the bugs? This isn't strawberries. I don't know if this shit was a prank or what, but I ain't look at strawberries the same. For two weeks. Beautiful, big, robust, juicy strawberries. And all I do is like rinse them off, right? But everybody on Tik Tok would be washing them with salt. So let's see if there's any creepy crawlies in this bin. I don't have salt with the chick with the umbrella. So sorry, empty some Himalayan salt. I told you they're fat. Oh, they look so good. Wait, I love. The water already looking a little bit musty, but I'll wait a little bit and then I'll come back. Y'all see that? That's another one. That shit's hiking gross. She got me fucked up. Yeah, it had me a little buzzed out. I ain't see that shit. Everything got me fucked up. Everything got bugs in it these days. We don't take care of our shit. I'm telling you, if you ain't growing your own shit, we don't take care of nothing. I'm telling you, I got a garden. I see bugs on our shit. Shout out to Uber Eats been holding them down. That's how he was rough-housing them. What do you say? Uber Eats? I ain't chasing them together. Uber Eats been holding them down. You trust it? You trust a stranger with your food? You ain't going to get your life shit? Nigga be like, nigga, hold, come get your shit. Nigga be like, yo, shit out of the bag. Out of the window like this. Nigga, come get your shit. Nah, leave my shit. I said, I'm coming get it. Uber Eats, you were raining. Nigga called me. He be like, come get your shit. Nigga, come to the door. He like, nigga, you come to the door. I brought your food here. You don't never want it. Bro, what you say you been reading? What you been reading, bro? I been reading like little spiritual books. You know what I'm saying? Mental motivational books, yeah. Get your life together. I'm still practicing on my concentration, though, because I'll be reading it and be like, fuck this book, man. The hardest part about reading themself-help books is they tell you all the shit you already know. You just don't be fucking doing it. Right. Like you to read this whole book, like when they going to tell me some shit I don't know. I'm saying, I be want to read some shit. I want to be like every page like, damn, I want to keep reading your book. Like, I still be looking at how many pages in the chapter and shit. I be like, all right, I got like 10 pages. I can get through this chapter. Okay, I feel like somebody, you know. A lot of people don't know. Reading themself-help books let you know, let you know exactly how fucked up you are. You be reading them. Like when you started agreeing with bullshit, like simple and shit, that's how you know you been really off your shit. Yeah. Like you turn that business, make your bed up. Okay, yeah. Now they talking about something right here. Make your bed up, shit. That's the truth of the month, I'm telling you. Make your bed, start your day off. Exactly, you feel me, you feel me. Trust them to be clean. Eat breakfast, you feel me. I ain't been fucking with the breakfast shit, you know what I'm saying? You're the kid, Lut. I've been reading though. Yeah. Yeah, I've been reading. I've been reading and then making sure I'm noting the books. So even when I go back and reread them, I don't just reread, I already done noted shit. So I'm just really going back. And you know what else? Re-surfacing shit. Important is when you finish a book and you write notes and stuff like that, at least closest, you should always give a book to somebody else. Man, hey, I'm off. No problem. I ain't in that state to give them a book away. Nah, I mean, once you done with it, you should pass it along. Yeah, but I still need that book because I put notes in words. And I, hey, bro, I need that book. Well, maybe they can borrow it. No, I can tell you to get this book. I can, bro. Because when I make notes, it's like, Einstein, once you start reading this shit, it's like, I'm going to have like a library of this shit. You feel what I'm saying? Like all the books that I read, and I can go back and reference some shit off of this. You know what I'm saying? Like, if I could go pick these books up, I would have made notes and words and shit. I just want to, you know what I'm saying? Reference, go back and relearn. Like, I knew what I had in there. OK. You see what I'm saying? I feel you. It's a note. It's a note. I'm just looking at more of the blessing. Let's say. I can damn sure deliver the message in and tell a nigga, boy, I'm going to get this book. You feel me? I'm not going to keep the knowledge away from a nigga. But I still. Your notes could be important to somebody else reading. That's what I'm saying. That's what I'm going to give it to him. But I ain't going to give you the actual. OK. Man, that nigga just be talking. That nigga give away every goddamn thing. Hell nah. He ain't nobody ever gave me no phone or nothing. As soon as a fan come up, they're telling me to give a book. As soon as a fan come up and ask him, he going to be like, hell nah, I ain't giving you shit. But they're going to say, they're going to do it. They're going to come back and get that shit. I'm not going to be able to do that because I'm not done with it. Yeah, I said once you're done. Right. I can't. I'm still making notes. I ain't. I don't quite know this motherfucking book just yet. Hey, hey. You going to blow your ass up? Hey man. Come here. Talk to me. Scooby-Doo. There you go. Good doll. Hey man, we got to wrap this shit up. Mika, we appreciate you stopping through the trap house and shit. Thank you. Marlin, gay proud of you. Look at you. Good boy. Good boy. Marlin, gay proud of me. Yeah, man. Good boy. Thanks y'all. Thank y'all for having me, man. This was fun. This was fun to be on this couch after watching it. Hey man. Hey man. I know y'all hate being on this couch, man. Hey, I went for it with this couch. We go to the truck. You see me get the smaller new shit? I want to get on tour and get out. Mama gang. Yeah, we definitely. Yeah, shout out Mama gang. Y'all know Mama gang? Uh-uh. This is Brittany's clothing line. Who is? Which Brittany? Nick Cannon, Baby Mama, Golden. Oh, for real? That's why it's golden. She out. Yeah. But you know, this is her clothing line. We don't know. We didn't get in. We don't hang with Nick like that, like that. No, no, no. You don't have to hang with Nick like that. He going to be like, hey, you know, didn't know that. No, he don't promote it. No, he don't promote it or nothing. This her own shit. Right. But if he see it on here, then we're like, we don't know. No. This is me. Right. This is me. They just let us up. We didn't, we didn't know Nick. This, this is me. Don't think we tried to back though. You ain't, it promote you. Right. Nah, nah. Me and, me and Brian. Now we're going to blur this out though. No, I'm talking about. I knew her before she was his baby mama. Uh-oh, man. Yeah, we was friends before that. So yeah. Boy, you see how your baby mama going to find a way. It don't matter. I've been trying to. Oh my God. That's the whole show. She been my friend before Nick. We big cool. We big cool. And just a small world. Yeah. She's just, she just having a baby with it. With a nigga my sister work with. Ain't that shit crazy? Yeah. Because we work with the nigga that work with. That's crazy. My sister. The other half. Yeah. Oh, yeah. The two degrees of separation have been separated by one. All right, man. This is the 85 South show. Make sure you stay tuned in. Stay wrapped up. Don't trust nothing. Sanitize your hands. Wash your ass. So somebody can eat it. Real talk. Come back to another segment of the 85 South show. I am Carlos Mellon. I'm sitting here with the cool ass Miko Grimes. And we're going to read you some comments. You want to read some comments? Grab your comments. Let's read some comments. Because we dropped a new segment. An extension of the 85 South show called 80 Vibes. All music is provided by these smashing young gentlemen over here. Okay. So let's read some comments. We're like, we're two episodes in, right? We're going to be going into our third episode. So it says, salute to y'all brothers, y'all. Taking us to another level, giving the black community hope and inspiration. God bless y'all. Shout out to the Bayou boy. Oh, he eating candy and shit. Wait a minute. That dog stole my candy and my pocket milk and fuck. Oh, he is a bad man. Even in a dog, bruh. Okay. Really excited for this episode. Translee is one of my favorite artists. Dude is highly underrated. Alabama stand up. Big salute to Translee, man. He had a very dope episode. Matter of fact, read. Check this comment out, Miko. The nigga named Zeke said. People, he said, people sleeping on Translee. My girlfriend ain't like this. Now she single. Zeke is a cold nigga. Translee. Oh, you, have you seen that? That's what I'm looking for a woman that listens. Have you seen Emmanuel Hudson? Yes. Yeah. He was looking for a woman that listened. That's why Marvin Gaye started making that face. I know y'all flamed him. I was hollering laughing. I said, you know, he was just on the wrong platform when he talked about that. Where is he ever going to find a black woman that listens? You don't just say it out loud though. That's what I'm saying. You have to manifest that type of shit. It's not. That's what I was trying to get him to understand that it's not built in. It's not like he going to meet her. And one of her qualities is she's a good listener. No, that's never going to happen. You just let that manifest. Don't say it out loud. He got what he deserved. Y'all flamed him. You wouldn't even let him finish. I was like, Lord. I couldn't. That shit took him me too bad. Yeah. Somebody said they was feeling me and Chico Blues kind of a freestyle. So I started to keep that part of the segment that ain't never been done before. These was a really pudding paint wet. Hey! Okay. It says, I've been waiting to see Translee live again. He don't get enough recognition. That's because people don't be wanting to show love what they need to. And he's a dope ass artist. And then we have... You got to do something for the masses to like you before people just respect you. It's like people don't have their own brains. Right. But see, this is exactly why we wanted to open up our platform and expose people to some of the things that we like. You get what I'm saying? It's not necessarily nothing but that. Just a set of vibe. If you're chilling at the crib, you might be cleaning up the living room. You know what I'm saying? To introduce you to some artists you may or may not have heard in the platform that you haven't heard it in. You know what I'm saying? It's like not only are they dope over there, but they're dope everywhere. And that's what 80 Vibes is all about. It's about setting a tempo and letting people know. I like that. Yeah. Somebody said that they was really feeling that catch that wave vibe that Translee brought to the show. Make sure you stay tuned. We got plenty of 80 Vibes coming to you live. We out. That's a high five because I'm high. Look at him. Yo, he got scared. LaVar, you still in here? Come on, man. We'll give us out. He gonna do the joint. What's up, fool? Hey, what's going on? We are in the studio tonight and we are eating some of these good, slim huskies. We appreciate y'all sending us over some delicious pieces. Make sure y'all go check them out. It really hit the spot and it's really good. For real, for real. Hey, man, what is wrong with you? Sunlight. It is sunlight. Slim huskies, man. Make sure you go check them out over there on Howell Mill right here in the city of Atlanta. Delicious pizza. It's like wrestling box. I want to hit up niggas out of here. Stop. Hey, man, go check them out. He's up.