This is inspired by the "Epic Rap Battles of History" series by Nicepeter, but only involving RuneScape characters and lyrics. This is the second rap battle in the series.
Zezima (Verse 1):
No need to introduce myself Cause every RuneScape player knows me Your chat is always empty Cause no one knows how to type "S U O M I" All you freaking do is skill Did you even do a single Quest? You wear a stupid Max Cape While mine hangs up with the rest You got a lot of donations Well according to what I read I think "S U O M I" stands for "Should Use Own Money Instead" But SUOMI stands for Finland That's the country where you reside Now Zez is on the mic So I think that you should run and hide!
SUOMI (Verse 1):
Battling against you would be a waste of my XP But I'll do it anyway because I'm the best player in RS history You may have all the 99's But I've got them all 15 times Now I'm about to own you and achieve 200m in rhymes! If you're the real number one Where's your name in the Hall of Heroes? Heard you got married on game Biggest XP waste that you chose Maybe you can't type my name But I can't pronounce yours After I am done with you You're gonna need more than super restores!
Zezima (Verse 2):
fap fap fap fap fap fap That's all you do while you train Too bad the current number one player is about to be slain! I'm known as the face of this game You're just in the shadows of me I've been running RuneScape Before you opened your first ancient effigy!
SUOMI (Verse 2):
You may have been the best With not even 2 bill overall But now I've gotten double that Peter why do you want to brawl? I looked up to you You could say that you were my inspiration Now watch me get 5 billion XP Would you like to make a donation?
Special thanks to Gross Gore for doing the intro and outro to this episode of RuneScape Rap Battles of History. Awesome guy to work with and tons of fun. Link to Gross Gore's channel: http://www.youtube.com/user/madbaddog...