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Uploaded on Feb 23, 2012
Senator Jefferson Einstein, Junior Republican from South Dakota, eloquently elaborates on the libertarian views which have helped him surge in the polls -- and that he believes will carry him to victory.
When you look on this stage Under all these bright lights, You just see some guys That you don't really like At all, grow some balls When you choose tonight!
But if you vote for me You'll be doin the country A really, really big favor--trust me, you can thank me later When I legalize everything
I can guarantee you'll be Much, much more happy With me I can satisfy all your needs For shady activities As you please, like
Prostitutes and drugs Panda skin rugs Automatic weapons Exposin your erections
It's high time You vote for Einstein I'll legalize everything
Euthanizin old people Poachin bald eagles I'll fire the regulators Of asbestos toilet paper
It's high time for Einstein I'll legalize everythiiiiing
If you vote for him You'll be helpin the nation - God's favorite nation - Live like the founding fathers did And never have to bother with Laws against anything
He can guarantee you'll be Much more happy and free (Ron Paul: constitutionally!) If you wanna see tyranny's demise Realized we should legalize
Newt Gingrich: Public urination Rick Santorum: Without taxation Mitt Romney: Buying the election All: Exposin our erections! You got it! It's high time you vote for Einstein Einstein: I'll legalize everything:
Extreme religious sex/sects Interspecies sex/sects If you're wondering how i spelled those Then you'll just have to guess ...
All: It's high time for Einstein He'll legalize everythiiiiiing Einstein: Every single Inconceivable Smokable, drinkable thiiiiiiing