My dad is hard to understand when he's sober. Here's the transcript:
Hey buddy, what happened in 2017? Hey!
Laywers! Laywers! In 1999, America had 1 million laywers. They breed. They multiply. It's not just... it's not just that they feed off the flesh of innocents, they breed. They're like vampires that have babies. By 2010, they start multiplying, doubling every six months. By 2016, the world is covered in laywers. With nothing to eat but other laywers, they get mean. Laywers are tough, they're nothing like the sweet meat of innocent victims. So, a super laywer appears - Ambulance Chaser 2. Their motto is "Never bite off more than you can sue". By 2017, the super laywers are in charge of everything, in charge of the world. We're all gonna die now leave me alone. I want to sleep I have to preside over a divorce case in two hours.