Harry Potter vs Lord Voldemort [The Rap-Battle]





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Uploaded on Aug 11, 2009

This is a hilarious rap-battle attempted between 'Harry Potter and Lord Voldemort'!!!!

This is my second vid, but the first try on mixing two videos into one,
i took help of 'AVS converter'

i had a gr8 experience by making this vid, special thx to the internet

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Voldemort #1:
I'm the darkest dark wizard in all of history,
I'll slay your ass out like cedric diggory.
With a wave of my finger I'll put you on the floor
You's a punk ass little kid without Dumbeldor,
I'm the best wizard rapper you ever will see,
you're a peewee witch midget with a dead mommy.
I've got multiple souls and can raise the dead
If you think you can win then you've been surely misled

Harry #1
You's a big bald fairy, you think I'm scared of you
I smoked basilisk and I'll smoke you too.
I got witches in my class I got witches in my halls
If you see under my cloak, you'll see my Hagid size balls.
I win wizard duels, I win wizard chess,
Got platinum coated DUBS at hogwarts express
You can't touch me son, I drive magic cars
I dish out big hurt you just pass out little scars!

Voldemort #2
Poor little Harry, you're such darling lad.
Do you miss you uncle? Your Mom? Your Dad?
Oh that's right I killed 'em, your little owl too.
All your friends are next, I'll kill your crew.
You look Marcy from Peanuts and your wand is tiny
Is that why you couldn't close the deal with Hermoine?
My boyz are called death eaters, they're black magic studs
They'll make you disappear, they don't care for mudbloods
You can never find me, it's like trying to catch smoke
You hide from me with your punk ass cloak.
You think your invisible, but I can see through that!
I'll run with my wand and go RATA TAT TAT

Harry #2
Say it don't spray it you smell like a grave
Your teeth's tombstones and your nose's concave
Your head's like a golf ball your face's like a lizard
Here's the toll free number for the hair club for wizards
The toughest gang around is Gryffindor crew,
wizards drive by's is what we do
When dementors try to ice me I step right up and own 'em
I crack a butter beer and say "Expecto Patronum"!

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