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I love people I love lakes I was born and raised here I love this state I love cars I love American cars I love you I love lakes I love businesses I like silly stuff I like mandates I like grits I like 'Twilight' I love this country I like music of almost any kind including this
I love lakes I like seeing the lakes The Great Lakes Also all the little lakes Uh-huh, He likes lakes So don't mess with lakes Man-made lakes Or naturally occurring lakes
I love humor I like jokes As well as things that are fun My sons are tired of my jokes I live for laughter Yeah, Chris Rock? Three Stooges Will Ferrell? Laurel and Hardy Tina Fey? Keystone Kops I like it all Do you like iPads? I have an iPad Do you like iPhones? I have an iPhone Do you like vampires? I don't like vampires, personally, I don't know any I want to make sure that people know precisely why it is that I am running for president, and the answer's very simple. I love people I love lakes I was born and raised here I love this state I love cars I love American cars I love you I like being able to fire people I love businesses I like silly stuff I like mandates I like grits I like "Twilight" I love this country I like music of almost any kind, including this I love lakes