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STDs: Gotta Catch 'Em All! - brentalfloss





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Uploaded on Sep 8, 2011

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Special thanks to Underbelly for their help in making this video look pretty! http://youtube.com/underbellyshow

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Also, special thanks to Glenn, Amber, Armen, and everyone who was in the room when I wrote the original draft of this tune last October at AAC!

Poliwhirl played by BJ Thorne
Jigglypuff & Mom played by Justin Silverman
Additional vocals by Stephanie Holmes
Editing by Shawn Caple
Production oversight by Underbelly
Lyrics by brentalfloss

I wanna get Chlamydia! Like no one's ever had!
Herpes inside my butt, and every kind of crab!
Humping strangers July to June, spreading my baby cream
I'm gonna set a record soon, it's always been my dream!
(STDs! Gotta catch em all!)
Across the map, I'll give and receive the clap
Oh, so come on down and take a tour through scabie-town
Yeah! Like HPV, Hepatitis A B & C!
I do you and you do me, STDs!
Gotta catch em all!
Gotta catch em all!


My collection comes back in spades from Tokyo to Prague
I invented canc-syphill-aids and gave it to your dog! (Sorry)
Hey, is Lupus and STD? In that case, I will pass!
Is Ebola an STD? Haha-you bet your bloody ass!

(STDs! Gotta catch em all!)
Get on your knees, I'll give you mad cow disease!
Oh my heart is yours, it's as open as my sores!
My balls are blue, and purple and orange too!
By the way it's time you knew:
I poked your mom!
Gotta catch em all!
Gotta catch em all!

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