Well fuck that police chief. And fuck that monster. And fuck that other monster. And fuck that guy in that one building. And fuck Jake. And fuck everyone but Alan.
Actually no you can fuck Alan. He deserves some poon.
But fuck everyone everyone not in the actual fuck way, just in the 'hey I hate you' way and not the 'hey look at my thighs' way - you can do that to Alan, though. You can show him your thighs. He deserves it.
Also I REALLY hope people realize that's Jund in the beginning. I mean come on. We have different voices. Dammit.