Barney Stinson Pick Up Lines





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Published on Mar 27, 2012

Suit up! Daddy's home! Pick up lines straight from Barney Stinson's Playbook. Watch this week's Get Her Number for legendary picking up of hot women. GET BLOOPERS & EXTRAS HERE: http://tinyurl.com/c4vorgh
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Barney Stinson Lines Used:
1. When I get sad, I stop being sad.. and I be awesome instead. True Story.
2. This.. what you're doing here - is giving me a de-rection
3. Suit up!
4. Daddy's home!
5. With great penis comes great responsibility
6. 83%
7. Have you met [name]?
8. Duck, duck, gross
9. High-five
10. Believe it or not, I wasn't always as awesome as I am today
11. Barney is single.. it's what America has been clamoring for!
12. You're the mini-cherry on top of the regular cherry on top of the sundae of awesomeness that is my life.
13. I'm Barney, I don't get smitten. I smite.
14. I physically cannot take bad pictures. I don't know why. Just ask god.
15. Barney alllwayssss gets the yes.
16. What do I do for a living? ....Please
17. I feel like I've done so much good I have a "soul boner"
18. Legen...wait for it...

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